Good Luck Charlie: The Movie (2011)

If there's an ocean,
it's just a puddle
That I've got to get across
Any mountain
I'll climb over
Like a kid
on the monkey bars
I know you're out
there somewhere
I know you'll miss me
just like I miss you
No matter what
I'll get there
And you know
I'll never stop
I'm gonna run,
run, run, run, run
I'm gonna run to you
I'm gonna run,
run, run, run, run
I'm gonna run to you
You know I'll find you
I'm never far behind you
I swear these words
are true
I'm gonna run,
run, run, run, run
I'm gonna run to you
Every minute
I'm getting closer
I'm gonna show you
Any second
I'll run through that door
Here I come, yeah!
Oh, here I come
I'm gonna run,
run, run, run, run
I'm gonna run to you
I'm gonna run,
run, run, run, run
I'm gonna run to you
Guess what, Charlie?
We're one day away from going on
your first trip on an airplane
and celebrating our first Christmas
at Grandma and Grandpa's
new condo in Palm Springs!
You're going to have so much fun.
No, no, no, Mom, you have
to toddler-proof the place.
Just so long as you don't touch anything.
No, anything breakable has to be at
least three feet off the ground.
Uh-oh.
Make that four.
I gotta go.
Charlie, get back in here!
No, no, no, stay away,
there's shards everywhere!
Are you eating a cookie in the living room?
You get back here!
And stay away!
Mom's a little frazzled.
Mom, why are you so stressed out?
Because this is an extremely
important Christmas.
Why?
Because!
Of...
The...
Because we're going to Palm Springs!
Why is that more stressful?
You don't have to cook,
you don't have to clean.
You can just sit out by the pool.
At what price, Teddy?
At what price?
What if we lose the things that make
Christmas in Denver so special?
Like the blizzards?
The endless chapped lips?
Listening to Mrs.
Dabney's talking Santa go "Ho, ho, ho,"
on an endless, rip-your-
own-eardrums-out loop?
No, I'm talking about
our family traditions!
Mom, I'm pretty sure Dad's going to overeat
and get heartburn no matter where we are.
No.
The good traditions!
Like making little tree-shaped
pancakes on Christmas morning!
We can do that at Grandma's.
I'm pretty sure flour and eggs
are available nationwide.
Okay. What about...
What about the star?
What?
The star on the tree tradition.
Where your father takes the
littlest Duncan in his arms
and lifts her high to the heavens,
to crown the tree with its finest jewel.
That is so not a big deal.
Are you kidding me?
Do you know how important
that is to your sister?
Look, Charlie!
It's the star!
And what do we do with it on Christmas Eve?
No, no, no, we don't eat the star.
No, no, no, we do not throw the star.
We are not Christmas ninjas.
See? Not a big deal.
Ho, ho, ho.
It is so cold out there,
I'm pretty sure I saw a snowman shivering!
PJ, will you tell your sister
how important the star on the
Christmas tree tradition is.
The what?
On the what?
Whatever.
Guys, check this out.
Snowmen!
You bought a Christmas swimsuit?
Uh, no, I bought
two Christmas swimsuits.
Well, that was money well spent.
I know!
I cannot wait to get to sunny Palm Springs,
where the only thing that's
frozen are the slushies.
Ho, ho, ho.
Wow.
That never gets old. Hey!
Look what I got for 30 bucks.
A stroller?
Yeah, a stroller.
And a car seat!
And an airplane seat!
And it's completely convertible!
I press this button right here,
the whole thing retracts.
In theory.
Come on!
It was 30 bucks!
Will you please tell your kids
how important the star
on the tree tradition is?
Uh, kids, very important.
What is?
The thing that your mom said.
Whatever.
Ow! Ow!
Gabe.
Gabe.
Gabe!
What? I'm only 15 levels away from
capturing the Stone of Mitrios.
Galaxy of Death Two
is totally addictive!
How is it that you're already
playing your Christmas present?
Did I say two?
I meant one.
Galaxy of Death One.
Obviously!
'Cause to play Two,
I would've had to figure out
where you hid the presents,
secretly unwrap mine,
take out the game disk,
rewrap the empty box, and, um...
Have I told you lately how much I love you?
How important is the star on
the tree tradition to you?
How important do you want it to be?
Wouldn't be Christmas without it.
It really wouldn't.
Tell your siblings that?
I'll tell everybody that!
I'll call random strangers and tell them!
Excellent.
Oh. Can I bring my game
system to Grandma's?
No, you may not.
Okay. No big deal.
And I will be searching your
luggage before we leave.
Dang it!
"If handles do not retract,
apply gentle pressure."
You know, it might be a feature.
Like it's a combination
car-seat-stroller-exercise- machine.
Okay, just so you know, Teddy,
that star on the tree tradition means
everything to your brother Gabe!
Where is it?
Ho, ho, ho.
Can it, Santa!
Hey. Hi, Mr. D.
Hey!
Wow. What's going
on in here?
We're going to Palm Springs for Christmas.
Oh, right!
Two plane rides to exotic
destinations in four months.
You did tell your parents
about Spring Break, right?
We have to book those tickets by next week.
No, I know! I know!
I'm just waiting for a good time to ask.
Is now a good time?
Really?
I can't find the star, okay?
Umm.
No star!
Christmas is ruined!
All right.
Not a good time.
But just remember, if you
don't book that ticket soon,
you're gonna be spending Spring
Break right on that couch.
Ho, ho, ho.
And I'm going out the back.
Oh! Victory!
So... Dad.
Daddy-o.
Big D.
Don't add to the stress, kiddo.
Why are you guys so on edge?
And why's Mom freaking out about
that stupid star on the tree?
Honey, because sometimes the
thing that you focus on
isn't the thing that's
causing all the stress.
So what is?
The... Well, it's...
The...
The first time we're spending Christmas
at your grandparents'
new place in Palm Springs.
So?
So...
So, when I married your mom,
your grandmother thought...
Your grandmother thought I was an idiot
that had ruined her daughter's life.
This is my chance
to change that impression.
Dad, you've been spending Christmas
with Grandma for 20 years.
And I really think this is my year.
What?
Oh! Mom, Mom, Mom.
Okay, so...
Ivy and I have this awesome opportunity!
Her aunt lives in Florida.
On the beach!
And she said that Ivy and I could
stay with her over Spring Break.
Isn't that great?
Yeah, sure.
If you were 23 years old.
Teddy, you are too young to go
across the country without an adult.
Mom, that is so unfair!
End of story! We are not spending
another minute discussing this.
But, Mom, you let
me baby-sit Charlie.
Why are we still discussing this?
Because it's not right.
You know what's not right?
A 14-hour argument when there's
nothing to argue about.
For the last time, no!
She thinks that's going
to be the last time.
So I'm old enough to take care
of Charlie but not myself?
Mom, that doesn't make any sense!
Sweetheart, I'm your mother,
I never make sense.
Okay, let me rephrase this.
Please, please, please, please, please...
All right.
Honey, I got this.
Okay, kiddo, I'll tell you what.
If you can be responsible enough
to buy your own plane ticket,
then you are responsible enough
to go to Florida on your own.
Bob!
Dad, that's impossible!
I have to buy the ticket by next week!
Ooh. Not so easy
being an adult, is it?
See that?
Problem solved.
Oh, no!
Metal detectors!
Relax.
I think you'll make it.
As long as you're not smuggling anything!
Sir, could you please
retract that stroller?
Probably not without pulling a muscle.
You all right, dude?
You look a little sweaty.
I'm fine. Yeah.
I'm fine. I'm cool.
Come on, son.
Code red! Code red!
Hands in the air!
Code red! Code red!
This is a code red!
Hang on, please, don't move.
He is not the wisest man
in the manger, is he?
Who would try to smuggle a game
system without a controller?
Whoa!
How did that get there?
You're a really heavy sleeper.
Okay, you're clear to go.
And thank you for the
extremely thorough search.
You guys, our flight leaves
in two minutes! Go! Run!
Okay.
Bob! Hurry!
Right behind you!
Okay, honey, you know what?
We're going for a sleigh ride!
I said run, run, Rudolph
Santa's gotta
make it to town
Santa, make him hurry
Tell him he can
take the freeway down
Run, run, Rudolph
'Cause I'm racin'
like a merry go round
Said Santa to a boy child
What have you
been longing for?
All I want for Christmas
Is a rock 'n' roll
electric guitar
And away went Rudolph
Whizzing like
a shooting star, yeah
I said run, run, Rudolph
Run, run, Rudolph
Yeah
Run, run, Rudolph
I said run, run, Rudolph
Run, run, Rudolph
You didn't need to do that, sir.
We saw you coming.
Santa Claus
is coming to town
Can I buy a headset?
Sure.
Look at you.
All that joy, trapped in
a skinny, little box.
Oh, so sad.
Dude. You didn't even
bring the game with you.
Yeah I did.
There. Finally.
It's fine.
We'll leave it up.
Sir, can you put that handle down?
Can you?
I'll get it.
If I can have your attention.
We are overbooked by one seat.
So we're looking for a volunteer
to take a later flight
in exchange for a free round
trip ticket to any destination.
Me!
What are you doing?
I'm being responsible!
For getting a plane ticket to Spring Break.
I'll be on the next flight out!
Are you going to let her do that?
Little busy here, honey.
I'll meet you guys in Palm Springs!
Probably just be a couple hours behind you.
I have to go with her, right?
Uh-huh.
Yes!
There we go!
That's the way to do it!
There you go.
Yeah, baby!
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Where's your mom?
You know, ma'am, we only
asked for the one volunteer.
You think I'm going to let my daughter
get off the plane by herself?
You want to tell me how to be a parent?
You want to go there?
No, ma'am.
No, I don't.
Here's your free ticket.
And let's see about getting both of you
on the next available flight.
Which is...
...in three days.
What?
Okay, Mom, I am going to show
you how responsible I am.
Okay?
Let me handle this.
You don't really mean three days, do you?
Yes, I do.
That's the next flight
that isn't fully booked.
It is the holidays.
But it won't be in three days.
That's December 26th.
Christmas will be over.
I'm sorry.
It's the best we can do.
Oh.
I think we can do better.
Ma'am, are you telling me how to do my job?
Do you want to go there?
Oh, yeah.
I want to go there.
Guys, guys, put me down.
Put me down!
Really very unnecessary!
Mom, you shouldn't have hit her.
I didn't hit her!
I was gesturing for emphasis.
Mom, you gestured her right in the nose!
What's gotten into you?
Teddy, we're 1000 miles from Palm
Springs and we can't get a flight!
We're going to miss Christmas!
Mom, Mom, Mom, don't freak out!
I will find a way to
get us to Palm Springs.
How?
Well...
Wait for it.
Bus!
I could've thought of that.
Well, Charlie, here we are,
on our luxury motor coach.
For our brief, 18-hour
ride to Palm Springs.
Too bad the video can't
quite capture the smell.
Look, someone brought livestock!
Is that even legal?
Look, Charlie, we found you a boyfriend.
That might have been my last video diary.
Yes! This is what
I've always wanted, man.
An 80 degree Christmas.
Man, this is beautiful.
Hey, honey. Honey?
Where are you?
On a bus.
But don't worry,
we'll be there in just 18 short hours!
You're gonna leave me alone
with your mother for 18 hours?
Well, honey, my dad's there.
Form an alliance with him.
And just keep her focused on the kids.
She loves them.
Oh, my gosh.
I think my seat has bedbugs!
He's taking the chickens out of the cage!
I gotta go! Bye!
He's what... Honey?
Honey?
What's the matter, Dad?
Your mom's delayed
and the chickens are out of the
cages, whatever that means.
All right, guys.
One rule.
Do not leave me alone
in a room with Grandma.
I heard that.
Oh, hey!
Grandma!
Oh! My little angels!
Hi!
Gramps!
How you doing?
Okay.
Sweet Charlie!
Look how you've grown!
Who wants a mint?
Hey, Hank!
How are you?
Well, I only got half a kidney
left, but I'm still here.
Mint?
Okay.
Where's my daughter and Teddy?
Um, they're on a bus.
You couldn't kill enough bugs to
pay for two extra plane tickets?
Zing!
Good one, Grandma!
In your face!
Petunia, it's just
a little mix-up.
They're gonna be here tomorrow.
All aboard! Next stop, Fountain
of Youth Condominiums.
Wow. Grandpa, how'd you
get an antique like this?
I bought it new.
This could be fun!
Right?
Look, I bought magazines
at the bus station.
Yeah, I'm not really
up for reading right now.
Oh, don't worry, these
are fashion magazines.
They don't require any reading at all!
Mmm.
You okay?
You look a little green.
Yeah, I think I'm getting a little carsick.
Can I borrow your bag?
Let me just take the magazines...
...out.
Oh, that is...
Not over yet!
Wow, Mom.
That's a really harsh
review of the spring line.
Goodbye, freezing snowmen,
hello smoking-hot
granddaughters.
Their mothers aren't bad either!
Oh, hey!
By the way, speaking of hot,
make sure you wear your sunblock.
The sun here is brutal.
Do they make holiday sunblock?
One that smells like
eggnog instead of coconut?
Do you know what he's talking about?
Not at all.
His brain works differently than ours do.
Come on in.
Kiddie suite to the left.
To the left, kiddie suite to the left.
Don't touch the pillow mints.
They're for later.
All right.
You know, Charlie's at a
pretty rambunctious age.
I mean, you, uh...
You did child-proof
the place, right?
Of course!
Everything's been put away
except the Christmas decorations.
Just keep her away from the
low-hanging tree ornaments.
And my antique nativity scene.
And especially Santa's reindeer.
It's priceless. They haven't
made one like that in 50 years.
Santa!
Oh! No, no! No!
No, no, no.
No!
No, no, no, no.
Any chance we could put this stuff away?
Don't be ridiculous!
Just tell her not to touch them.
You did have kids once, right?
Yes.
Ours were well-behaved
because we knew how to parent them.
Okay.
Hey, Mom, you okay?
Just peachy, sweetheart...
Okay, 'cause somebody's been
waiting for over an hour.
You probably wouldn't want
to go in there anyway.
Hold the phone!
Keep her away from my chickens.
That mountain air is nice.
Shouldn't we be finding a doctor?
I'm fine!
I was just a little carsick.
That's like calling World War
II just a little disagreement.
Oh, look at you, staying
awake during history class.
Ma'am, I'm terribly sorry,
but I can't let you back on the bus.
The other passengers
refuse to travel with you.
What?
Okay. Listen, people,
I didn't want to get on this
stinking bus in the first place!
Ah, you think that's funny?
Mom, you might want to be careful.
The chickens are getting
into their fighting position.
So what I think my mom is trying to express
is it's a little bit unfair
that you're letting
the chicken man on the bus, but not us.
Yeah, but the chickens aren't
grossing everybody out.
Okay, bus jockey, here's how it's gonna go.
You are going to let us on this luxury
motor coach or it is going to get ugly.
Just let it go, ma'am.
For the last time, I didn't hit anybody.
Yeah, I know.
You were just gesturing for emphasis.
Is there a train station around here?
Oh, yeah, sure.
Historical society runs it.
Of course, there hasn't been an actual
train there since the late 1800s.
Butch Cassidy robbed it once!
Oh. How about
a rental car place?
Maybe try Lenny's.
Just up the hill about eight miles.
I'd take you there myself,
but rush hour's starting
and someone's gotta
turn on the traffic light.
But don't worry, you start walking now,
you'll make it there by sundown.
We're gonna miss Christmas.
No, no, Mom. No, we're not!
It's just eight miles!
And then, like, another 800.
Going to be after sundown if you
can't walk and cry at the same time.
How about you show
a little compassion, mister?
Come on.
Oh, this stinks!
Who says I can't walk and cry
at the same time. You watch me!
I bet your father's warm and dry,
and probably snuggled up on
the couch with the kids,
watching a sweet, little Christmas movie.
Oh!
No!
No! No! No! No!
No! No!
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Bob!
What are you doing with my reindeer?
Bad Daddy.
Good girl, Charlie.
At least someone knows how to behave.
Hey, there!
Why the glum look?
Here, have a mint.
Thanks, Grandpa.
I'm just all ripped up inside.
I lost my best friend today.
Oh, I'm so sorry, kiddo.
Oh! What was his name?
Z-Station Deluxe
Home Gaming System.
Oh. Heck,
I got one of those.
What?
Oh, you're the greatest grandpa
in the history of grandpas!
So what games do you have?
Golf.
And?
What more would I need?
Oh, Grandpa, put down your putter.
There's a whole other world out there.
Allow me to introduce you to
the work of Chuck Jablowsky,
one of the greatest video game
designers in human history.
"Galaxy of Death Two"?
What's that got to do with golf?
Absolutely nothing.
Mom, if you cry any louder
you'll trigger an avalanche.
It's Christmas Eve eve, Teddy.
I want to be with my baby.
And my other babies.
And my big daddy baby.
Mom, I will get us there!
I will, but you've got to chill out.
'Cause every five minutes,
you're either punching somebody
or bursting into tears.
Hey, what was with that
star-on-the-tree freak-out yesterday?
Well, that...
Look, it's Lenny's!
We walked eight miles for that?
Hey.
Hi!
You must be Lenny.
Nope. I'm Daryl.
Are you sure about that?
Yeah, I bought Lenny out.
This came with the place.
I thought I'd keep the name
for marketing purposes.
Plus the jumpsuit fit.
Well, sort of.
Lenny's kind of got monkey arms.
Do you rent cars, by any chance?
Let me think.
No.
Y'all need a ride somewhere?
Palm Springs.
Oh, that's a skooch out of my way.
Well, do you know any place
we can rent a car?
Well, if you take this road right here,
and you go about 600 miles
you'll hit Las Vegas.
Aw.
You in a tough spot, hon?
Mmm-hmm.
Tell you what,
I do have an old Yugo I could sell you.
A Yugo?
Mmm-hmm.
What's a Yugo?
It's a car that's 10 years older than you,
built in a country that no longer exists.
It's 50 bucks.
We'll take it.
Okay, 50 bucks.
Yup, worth every penny.
Every penny.
Now, you might want to baby her a little.
She's seen better days.
When?
Hey, Daryl, are you sure it won't
fall apart at 60 miles an hour?
Oh, don't worry, she won't
go near that speed.
Good luck!
Oh, if you're gonna use the radio,
you're gonna need this.
I got you!
I got you!
Oh, they got me!
Yes! You're dead!
Can I play now?
No, it's too late!
I respawned.
Grandpa, that's not fair!
Let me just level up again!
You've been saying that for two hours!
I'm starting to worry about you!
This is really unhealthy.
You love your grandpa, right?
Of course I do.
Then tell me how to
get past the Plains of Fire.
Who do I have to take out first,
the guys in the Tower of Doom,
or the ones on the ground?
Neither.
You sneak around the ridge
and attack from behind.
Plus there's an extra
power-up behind that boulder.
You're a good boy.
Take a mint.
No, I'm good.
Honey. Come on,
don't you want to find out
what happened at the hippos' picnic?
No!
Well, you can't expect her to love books
if you never read to her at home.
I read to her all the time.
Nuh-uh!
Wow, I met so many hot babes at the pool.
Literally, it's, like,
What happened to you?
I fell asleep at the pool for a few hours.
But don't worry, I was wearing this.
PJ, this isn't sunblock.
This is suntan oil!
What's the difference?
One protects your skin
from the harmful rays,
the other fries you like a wonton.
Oh. No wonder I was
feeling a little crispy.
You've just been raising
yourself, haven't you?
You want to come live with us?
Way to get in the Christmas
spirit, Santa Claus!
Gabe!
Sorry. Know what will
make that feel better?
A nice, hot shower.
Really?
Yeah.
The ignorance!
It's like you've been raised by wolves!
Fat wolves.
Man, first I was freezing,
now I'm burning up.
This is not the vacation I dreamed of.
Me neither.
This should be a good
place for a time-out.
I don't think
Charlie needs a time-out.
Of course not!
She's an angel!
I'm talking about you.
Now you just sit there
and think about what it
means to be a good parent.
You want to make cookies with Grandma?
Yay!
Yay!
Bad Daddy.
No cookies.
Oh, this is not happening.
This is happening.
What are you doing?
I think it helps if we lean forward.
Is there any way we can
go around the mountains?
Oh, sure, honey. Just take a left
at Mexico and swing back around.
Sweetie, would you turn the headlights on?
They are on.
No, they're not.
Then we don't have any.
Great.
Let me check the owner's manual.
Ah. What's Serbian
for "headlight"?
Are you sure you don't want me to drive?
No. I can handle it.
I'm a responsible adult,
who can go on Spring Break
without another responsible
adult, because I am one.
Myself.
Hi, honey!
How's your vacation?
Your mother locked me in a bedroom.
Oh, what did you do?
I didn't do anything!
When are you going to get here?
Uh, well, at the speed we're going,
I'd say Groundhog Day.
Please hurry.
Honey, I'm doing the best I can.
We're in a Yugo.
No, no, they're not still making those.
Do you speak Serbian?
No, wait...
Maybe it's Croatian.
You want the kids to translate
it on the Internet?
I suppose I could yell at
them through a heating duct.
The kids! Are they having a good time?
Where are they?
Uh, Charlie's with your mom.
Gabe's with your dad.
And...
Well, sounds like PJ
just got in the shower.
Oh! Mom!
The road's leveling out.
Oh, oh! Gotta go! We're kicking it
up to 10 miles an hour! Love you!
No, no, no. Don't...
Look!
Oh! What a relief.
Okay, it's all downhill
from here. Literally.
Oh. Uh, you can
slow down a little bit.
Yeah, I'm trying.
Whoa, whoa, slow down.
I can't!
Put your foot on the brake!
It's the one on the left!
I know!
It's not working!
Okay, okay, don't panic!
I'm not panicking!
Okay. Okay.
Remember you are an excellent driver.
You really think so?
Right this second, I think it's
very important that you think so.
Okay. Okay.
Try the parking brake!
Oh, great.
Uh, here you go.
What am I supposed to do with this?
Beat Lenny to a pulp with it!
His name is Daryl!
Okay.
On the bright side, it's not snowing.
Oh, why did you have to say that?
I'm sorry!
Turn the windshield wipers on!
Really?
Oh, this is so intense!
Oh, I can barely see!
Oh. Oh. Look, I see
a light up ahead!
Oh, my gosh!
Two lights!
They're headlights!
Okay, okay.
Don't panic!
When the road levels out,
we'll coast to a stop.
When will that be?
Three, maybe four.
Miles?
Hours.
Bang! Bang, you're dead!
I got you!
Bang!
Got you again!
Grandpa!
Five more minutes!
Did you play all night?
Yeah, except I took a pee
break from 4:00 to 4:45.
Then I got stuck in the
Wastelands of Gorlion,
had to go online to find a walkthrough.
Now I'm doing multiplayer
with some kids in Korea.
Grandpa, I can't let you go on like this.
It's for your own good.
Have a mint?
Grandpa, no! Grandpa!
Grandpa's lost his mind!
Well, that's one more thing he
and Grandma have in common.
Are those mints in your hair?
And up my nose.
Come here.
I'm starving.
What?
Really? Oh.
Oh, this is actually not too bad.
Hey, wake up, wake up.
We're burning daylight.
I had the worst dream.
No. It's real.
Let me get my seat up.
I'll help.
Don't break the car.
I'm not going to break the car!
Don't be ridiculous!
There you are.
Thanks.
We can fix that.
But probably not that.
On the bright side, the radio still works.
Not the time.
Well, that's the last of it.
And here's the luggage
that was in the trunk.
I think it was the trunk.
It was a hatchback.
Thank you, Walter.
Oh, I'm not Walter.
I'm Lenny.
I bought Walter out.
Oh, yeah.
He was kind of Hobbit-sized.
Hey, did you have
another garage before that?
Yeah, that you sold to...
Daryl! Yeah!
You ever thought of keeping the jumpsuits,
just switching the name patches?
Never mind.
Do you know how we can get to, um,
anywhere from here?
Oh. Gee, I don't know.
Hitchhike, I guess.
Good luck!
We are not hitchhiking!
Well, Charlie, here we are,
a typical Christmas Eve Day.
Somewhere in the desert.
I think it's Utah.
Who cares?
Oh! And here's Mom.
She's doing a great job not crying
over what a terrible
Christmas we're having.
And she's off.
Gosh, at this rate, we'll
make Las Vegas by lunchtime.
Oh, golly, I'd sure like that!
Mom, Mom. Did you hear that?
They're going to Las Vegas!
If we can get a ride with them,
we can rent a car there!
Teddy, read my lips.
We're not hitchhiking.
Mom, it's only hitchhiking
if they're strangers.
They are strangers.
They won't be as soon as
we buy them breakfast!
Hello. Hi!
Hi, I'm Teddy Duncan, and this is my mom...
This is my mom, Amy.
Howdy.
Sue and Stan McKinney.
Nice to meet you.
Would you mind if we
share the booth with you?
We don't want to be
taking up too much space
once this place gets crowded.
They get a big breakfast rush.
We could just squeeze in here.
Yeah.
That'll probably be good.
Yeah.
Squeezey.
So, couldn't help overhearing,
you guys are headed to Vegas.
What a coincidence!
We're going to Palm Springs!
How's that a coincidence?
Excellent question, Stan.
Um, see, we were heading to Vegas
because we need to rent a car.
Because ours broke,
literally, into thousands of pieces.
Which Lenny, uh... You'd think he was
Walter, but he's actually Lenny...
And he's not Daryl, either.
You might think that Daryl was Lenny,
but really Daryl's just the new Lenny,
and Lenny's Walter.
But really he's just... He's Lenny.
And so anyway, Lenny had to shovel
our car out of the parking lot.
Why don't we order?
It's a great idea.
Okay, uh, I'm gonna have six eggs,
scrambled, side of bacon, side of sausage.
Links or patties?
Both.
Uh, with pancakes.
Regular or silver dollar?
Um, both, uh, with waffles, uh, plus
French toast, and regular toast.
Oh, white, whole wheat, or...
I want all the toast.
Uh, then I'll have some ham, Canadian
bacon, a bear claw, couple of donuts.
Ooh, coffee cake and, uh, a fruit cup.
And, um, cottage cheese.
Low fat, watching my figure.
So, what brings you two to Vegas?
We're headed to a convention, the A.
A. S. N.
Oh, great, great, super, yeah.
We're just hoping to get back to our
loved ones in time for Christmas.
Are you going to eat that?
That's my napkin.
Yeah, but there's jelly on it.
As we were saying, uh, we're afraid that
if we don't make it to Vegas today,
we'll be stranded, alone in the desert,
on this most precious of holidays.
Gee willikers!
You're in a pickle!
Yeah, yeah, we sure are.
We're just hoping for a Christmas miracle
from some kind soul,
who could give us a ride.
Yeah, that's what you need, all right.
Oh, yeah.
We'd be incredibly grateful...
I'll bet!
To anyone and possibly even
somebody we just met,
who's heading to Vegas, has a car...
Especially a four-door...
Oh, yeah, that'd do it, all right.
Oh, for cryin' out loud,
can you give us a ride?
Well, sure!
Why didn't you just ask?
No eatin' in the car, though.
Mmm, wouldn't think of it.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Whoa! This sunburn ointment
really does the trick.
I feel so much better.
Oh, pumpkin, I think you put
a little bit too much on.
Here, let me dab some of that off.
Okay.
Oh, pepper-pot, I'm so sorry!
It's okay.
Let me just sit down.
The thing is, pudding pop, I can't let
you near the furniture like that.
Well, where can I sit?
Oh!
What are you guys doing in here?
Did... Did Grandma freak out and
send you guys in here, too?
A long time ago, join the club.
Not me.
I'm hiding from Grandpa.
I want my mommy!
Yeah, me too.
I'm good.
We
We love the desert
The sagebrush and the sand
We love the desert
Now come and hold my hand
Oh, Stan, we're
in a high-gamma zone.
Oh, oh, roger that!
Yeah!
Um, just out of curiosity,
what's with the hats?
Well, you can never
be too careful. No.
Do they seem a little weird to you?
Yeah, almost as weird as you
eating a napkin for dessert.
Don't.
You okay?
Not really.
I need a bag.
Mom, not again!
Are you ladies okay back there?
Uh, yeah! Hey, why don't you
tell me about your convention!
Oh, well, we go every year.
It's a real humdinger!
Oh, I bet!
You know, it's just
so nice to be among folks
who've had the same experience you had.
I can imagine!
Because, you know, if it hasn't
happened to you, you just don't get it.
No! Totally! It's...
Give it to me.
What is it again?
Alien abduction.
Mmm?
I'm sorry, did you just say...
Alien abduction!
That's what A. A. S. N. is.
The Alien Abduction Survivor's Network.
So, which one of you...
Oh, we both were.
That's where we met first.
Yeah!
Aboard the spaceship.
'Course, we didn't know it at the time.
Oh, no, no!
Not until years later,
after hypnosis recovered
our repressed memories.
Oh, gosh!
Sweetheart, are you okay?
I'm just a little nauseous.
You know, that's the single most
common side-effect of an abduction.
And that increase
in appetite you're having?
Now, that's the second
most common side-effect.
Oh, believe me, I've been
this way for a while.
I mean, I think I would remember
if aliens had abducted me.
Oh, no, sweetheart, that's how it works!
You never remember.
Not at first.
Have you experienced
an episode of lost time?
Uh, you mean, besides the eighteen
years since my kids were born?
Oh, trust me, she wasn't
abducted by aliens.
We were together all last
night in the mountains.
That's where they get you!
Oh, I wonder if you've been tagged.
Why don't we probe them and find out?
No, no, no, don't probe them.
No, no! No probe.
Okay, we'll use the drill.
That'll leave a scar.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
That is not necessary, okay.
I promise you, we have not
been abducted by aliens.
That big appetite, on top of the nausea,
now, you have either been abducted
by aliens or you're pregnant!
Surprise!
Got everything here.
Well, good luck, Merry Christmas.
Oh, Merry Christmas, Stan.
Bye.
Are you sure you're not
carrying an alien baby?
Ah, yeah, I'm pretty sure my
obstetrician would've caught that.
Well, if you change your
mind, we're in the book!
Bye, honey!
Bye.
Under "O," for
"Out of your mind."
Bye!
Okay, honey, will you watch our stuff?
I have to go to the bathroom.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait!
Can we talk about you being pregnant?
And not telling me?
Teddy, honey, I wanted to, but...
You know, your father and I decided
to tell the whole family
at once on Christmas Day.
Excuse me, can you spare
some change for food?
Oh, yeah.
Here.
Thank you.
How could this happen?
I think you know how this happened.
I mean, you saw the film in health class.
I signed the permission slip.
But five kids, really?
Look, we will discuss this after I pee.
It was a really long car ride.
You just watch our luggage.
Where is our luggage?
Oh, no!
Hi, there!
So, uh, underneath all this medicated ointment,
there's actually a very sensitive guy.
May I offer you ladies a banana chip?
Wow, it's hard to believe that didn't work.
Isn't this great, finally
something she can't break.
Hey, honey, you almost here?
You what?
No, no, no, no, no!
You know what?
You stay there, I'm gonna come get you.
I don't know.
We'll leave as soon as I can convince
your father to lend me the car.
So, I'll see you when I see you.
Okay, love you too.
What's up?
I gotta go pick up your mom and Teddy.
You guys need to stay here
with Grandma and Grandpa.
No, no, no!
Take us with you.
Don't leave us here.
Please, please,
please! Please!
All right!
Oh, good! You're just in time
to have more Christmas cookies!
Except you.
You're still being punished.
Petunia, Amy and Teddy
are stranded in Vegas!
Oh, the poor things!
Are they okay?
Oh, they're fine. I just...
I need to borrow your car, so I can go get them.
Hank, there's an emergency.
You have to drive into Las
Vegas and pick up the girls!
Wait till I finish this level!
I can see the Stone of Mitrios!
He's not coming out of there any time soon.
All right, guys, got get a
change of clothes, we're going.
You're leaving me here
alone on Christmas Eve?
Well...
Not entirely.
Look, I haven't got time to
make that car seat work,
could you watch her while I'm gone?
Of course I can.
I always knew this day would come.
Okay.
Hey, sweetie, we're going
to be back soon, okay?
I promise, all of us.
Mama.
Please make sure she has
a nice Christmas Eve.
Of course, I will.
We'll have a fabulous time...
Bye, Daddy.
Bye-bye, sweetie.
Oh, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, wait!
Wait, how do I keep her
from breaking things?
It's easy.
Just tell her not to touch them.
I told you to watch our bags!
I'm not the one who wandered off!
Well, I had to pee!
Well, I still have to pee!
This is great, yep, no luggage, no
purse, no money and I'm starving!
It could be worse.
That's hard to see how!
I hope that plane
ticket was worth it, Teddy.
Okay, you know, I did my
best to get us out of this.
And you haven't exactly been helpful!
Well, that's because you wanted to
prove how responsible you were!
Mom, I'm not the parent!
I'm not the one who's actually
supposed to be responsible!
And I'm not the one who ruined Christmas!
Oh, Teddy... That's the meanest
thing you've ever said to me!
What? Do you think
I wanted to ruin Christmas?
I already feel awful!
And you just want me to feel worse!
No, no, no!
Teddy, come back!
Leave me alone!
Teddy!
Oh!
Turned down that street and
the memories come flooding in
The porch light is smiling
Like it's asking me,
"Where you been?"
I need this more than ever
And then I open the door
It's like everything that's
on my mind just disappears
No.
No, no, sorry.
The only thing that matters
All that really matters
Is Christmas with you
Christmas with you
Well, it's Christmas Eve
in Las Vegas, Charlie.
All I want for Christmas is a sandwich.
I wish I was a mime.
Look at that guy, he's doing pretty well.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Deck the halls
with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la
la-la la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la
la-la-la la-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la
la-la-la la-la-la
Troll the ancient
Yule tide carol
Fa la la la la,
la, la...
No, no, no, no!
Sorry...
Excuse me, sir.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open
Sleigh, hey
What are you doing?
Hey! I'm helping you.
No, I don't need help.
I can do this on my own.
No you can't, Teddy!
You're not even in the right key.
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob-tails ring
Making spirits bright
Mom!
Shh!
What fun it is
to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Oh, jingle bells,
jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open
sleigh, hey
That is exactly what the
holidays are like at my house.
This is really good.
Really good.
Take a right up there.
Up where?
There's a little unmarked
road about 100 yards ahead.
Trust me!
I mapped it out!
Oh, if we took that road, it would've
shaved 30 minutes off our trip.
Are you sure?
Trust me, go back and make the turn.
Don't trust him.
I saw a movie that started like this.
How did it turn out?
I don't know.
I got too scared and left the theater.
Oh, I stayed.
The guy driving the car lived.
Good enough for me.
But only for a minute,
then he got eaten by zombies.
Sorry.
We wish you
a Merry Christmas, hey
We wish you
a Merry Christmas, hey
We wish you a Merry Christmas
, and a Happy New Year
Glad tidings we bring
to you and your kin
Glad tidings for Christmas
and a Happy New Year
Oh, bring us
a figgy pudding
Oh, bring us
a figgy pudding
Oh, bring us
a figgy pudding
And bring it right here
We wish you
a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry
Christmas Thank you.
We wish you
a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
How'd we do?
Good enough for an $8.99 buffet!
Yeah, yeah, this is
definitely the right move.
Stop!
Except for the guys with guns!
Those guys were not on the map.
Who are you guys?
Are you policemen?
I'm going to need to see some badges.
Badges?
We don't need no stinking badges.
I mean, we could really
be onto something here.
We could be the
next Jersey Boys.
I don't think... I mean, not that we
should take it straight to Broadway.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Exactly.
I mean, we should open
in Chicago or Los Angeles.
You know, just a couple of
months, work out the bugs.
Who should we get to do the music?
Stephen Sondheim or Andrew Lloyd Webber?
Ooh, Elton John.
Whatever, Mom.
Oh, cheer up, kiddo!
Look, if this is...
If this is about Spring Break then...
Yeah?
It's hard.
What, Mom?
What is hard?
Letting go.
You take a trip like that by yourself
and you really are a grown up.
And, well, I just want you to be my baby.
Mom, I'll always be your baby.
And you keep making more babies, so
it's not like you're going to run out.
I wish the rest of them were here.
I'm sorry I ruined Christmas.
Hey, you did not ruin Christmas.
At least we're together.
We can still have pancakes
on Christmas morning,
even if they're six hours
old under a heat lamp.
And they're not shaped
like Christmas trees.
Teddy, you gave me the best present ever!
My own Broadway musical!
Yeah.
Mom, that girl.
She's got our luggage!
She's wearing my purple top!
E e looks better in it than I do!
Hey, wait.
We need a plan.
No, we don't, jump her!
All right, the jig is up.
And you look awful in that top.
I'm sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.
Oh, yeah, well, cry all you want,
'cause we're calling the cops.
No, I swear, I've never done
anything like this before, ever!
I just didn't know what else
to do because I was so hungry.
And I just saw your luggage sitting
there, and I haven't eaten in so long.
Could you please stop crying
so I can call the cops?
I'm sorry!
I'm just so tired and I'm lost
and all I want to do is just go home
but I can't because it's
like a thousand miles away.
And I don't have any money.
How did that happen?
It's a really long story.
We've got time.
Hold still!
It won't help to struggle.
All right, take the blindfolds off.
Okay.
Whatever it is you guys want...
You kn w what we want!
To keep the Stone of Mitrios
out of your dirty yellow hands!
I have no idea what you're
talking about. I do!
Gabe, please!
Look, we're innocent.
We were just on our way to pick
up my wife and my daughter...
Down an unmarked desert road,
after dark, on Christmas Eve?
Do you think I'm stupid?
I have a PhD from Caltech!
Really? Oh, then you're smart enough
to know that kidnapping is a felony.
Good one.
You're very convincing.
Look, you tell Jablowsky,
whatever trick he was trying
to pull with you, it didn't work.
We are going to grind you under our boots.
And there's no way
you're getting the Stone.
We don't even know what that is!
I do!
And we're going to miss Christmas!
What did you say?
I know exactly what's happening!
We're in the middle of Live Death!
Which is?
Okay, so every Christmas
Eve, Chuck Jablowsky,
the multi-gazillionaire
who invented Galaxy of Death,
he hosts this legendary paintball
tournament based on the game.
It's like a giant video game come to life!
Why does he do it on Christmas Eve?
Because half the programme
who work for him are Hindu.
And the other half are antisocial
nerds who have no life.
I'm starting to realize why there
weren't any hot girls in that crowd.
Yeah, it's a shame.
How long does the game last?
Until either the Yellow team
captures the Stone of Mitrios,
or the Red team wipes them all out.
Usually takes a couple of days.
So we're stuck here till after Christmas?
Well, not if we escape!
All right, you know what, let's
scoot our chairs back to back
and then, maybe we could
untie the ropes, all right.
Here we go.
All right, working already, huh?
Wait, no, Dad.
Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad...
No, no, no, no! Ow.
Ow
Gabe, you bumped me out of position!
You bumped me!
Sit still!
This was my idea!
Let me do what I got to do!
Yes, but I'm smaller and more agile!
Well, I'm bigger and you
need to listen to me!
Dad's right.
How did you get free?
My arms are all lubed up
with sunburn ointment.
Slipped them right out.
Untie us!
Oh, yeah, yeah!
Wow, that's really easy to undo.
I guess Caltech doesn't have
a knot tying requirement.
All right, let's go.
Wait, wait, wait...
We might have to shoot our way out.
Good idea.
Here goes.
Yes!
All right!
Okay, boys, are we ready?
Yeah!
All right!
On three.
One, two, three!
Wow. Okay, on three.
One, two, three!
One, two, three!
Come on!
Allow me.
Thank you.
Nobody in here.
Hey, remember us?
Where's our car?
Can't talk, already dead!
Oh, come on!
Rules are rules for
a reason, okay, l? l?
Give us a break, man!
It's Christmas Eve!
We're not like you!
We have lives!
Hey, man, I chose to be here!
Yeah.
Guys, you gotta check out this map!
Oh, does it prove I was
right about the shortcut?
Oh, other than the part
where we got kidnapped?
Can you find our car on this thing?
I think it's over there,
past the Tower of Doom.
But we're deep in Red team territory.
If we run for it, we'll probably
just get kidnapped again.
On the other hand...
What?
Their whole strategy's
outlined in this plan.
And it's right out
of Galaxy of Death.
I know exactly how
this is going to play out.
So can you get us to the car?
Dad, I can do better than that.
I think I can win this thing.
So, I really wanted to go
to this music festival.
But my mom said I was too
young and irresponsible
to go cross-country
without an adult.
Mmm, I've heard that before.
I've said that before.
So, we got in this huge fight, of course,
because we fight about everything.
My clothes, my grades, my nose piercing,
which actually she was right about,
because I still can't smell on this side.
Lesson learned.
Mmm-hmm.
So, she said that if
I went to the festival,
then I might as well not
even bother coming home.
And I went anyway.
And then my ride ditched me,
and I wound up stranded here.
Well, did you call your mom?
But she said she'd never forgive me.
Well, you know, sometimes moms say
things they don't really mean.
Yeah, we do, all the time.
I once told Teddy if she
didn't clean her room,
she'd have to sleep outside in the yard.
I did have to sleep outside in the yard.
It was summer.
Look, the point is, it's Christmas Eve.
Call your mom.
I can't.
I'm too scared.
Do you want me to call her?
Hi, Brenda?
This is Amy Duncan.
This is going to take
a little bit of explaining.
It's going to be fine.
I don't know, my mom can
be pretty nuts sometimes.
Yeah, well, they all can.
I don't know, your mom seems really chill.
My mom wants to turn our arguments
into a Broadway musical.
Wow, that is nuts.
Yep!
What a coincidence!
I have four kids, too!
Oh, my gosh! I'm pregnant, too, hah!
It's like we're twins!
Do you watch
The Bachelor?
I know, isn't she heinous?
I can't believe he picked her.
You know what, though?
Underneath all that craziness
they really do love us.
And reality TV.
Yeah, that too.
Hang on.
Jordan, here's someone who
wants to talk to you.
Hi, Mom.
How did it go?
Oh, we totally agreed about
the girl in The chelor.
Oh, no, I mean, do you think
they're going to make up?
I miss you, too.
I think they just did.
Okay.
I love you too, Mom!
I'll see you soon.
Everything okay?
Thank you so much!
Oh, you're so welcome.
So, you headed to the airport?
You are going home, right?
Yeah, yeah, it's just...
The plane fare's a little too
much for my mom to handle.
So, I'm just going
to find a shelter tonight.
And then figure out some way to
get enough money for a bus fare.
But, don't worry.
I'm not going to steal anything.
No, no, no, it's not that, um...
I want you to have this.
What is it?
It's a plane ticket.
No, no!
Yeah!
No, I can't!
Yeah, it's brought me a lot of trouble.
But, f f it gets you home for
Christmas, then it's worth it.
Thank you.
Thanks again.
Oh, my gosh!
You need your top back!
No, no, no, keep it! It looks better
on you, than it ever did on me.
Well, thanks again, again!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Bye!
I am so proud of you.
That was such a grown-up thing you just did.
Grown-up enough
to go on Spring Break?
Yeah, if you had a ticket!
That's painfully ironic.
Yeah!
Hey, are you sure this is the place
where we're supposed to meet Dad?
He's not answering his phone.
You know what?
I'll just text him.
Stay together.
Let's move, let's move!
Bravo team, head on a swivel.
Guard the right perimeter.
Dad, when you're in the kill zone,
you gotta keep it on vibrate!
I hate vibrate!
It tickles.
What are you doing?
I am texting your mother back.
Hey, there is no texting in the kill zone!
PJ.
Got it.
These nerds go down easy.
Dad! Come on! We're almost
through the Plains of Fire!
You could practically see the
Wastelands of Gorlion from here!
Wait a minute. We are going
straight to the car, correct?
Yeah! Yeah, Dad, it's
just past the Wastelands.
Is it?
No!
Oh, my gosh, it's your father!
"Running late, can't call or text
from the kill zone. Love you, BRB."
That's random.
Well, so much for us all
spending Christmas together.
Hey, we will be together!
You know, we know what
route they're taking.
We'll rent a car and meet them halfway.
Come on!
- Wow.
- Let's go.
You go, girlfriend!
Lady Luck Car Rental.
"Open 364 days a year."
Oh, God, it's after midnight.
Nothing's going to be open!
What about that place?
Oh, hey!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas to you!
Thank you.
You know, I knew if I stayed open
all night long on Christmas,
it would pay off.
Yeah, the thing is,
we were hoping you knew of a rental
car place that might be open.
Oh.
Well, you see, that's the
trouble with car places.
There's no culture of commitment.
That's why I sold my garage
moved to Vegas, I bought
this place from Gary...
- Uh, it, so you're not Gary?
- No!
No, no. My name is...
Wait! Don't tell us
Are you Walter??
How'd you guess that?
Oh, we used your old garage a few
hundred miles back for towing...
Actually, shoveling.
Wow, imagine that!
Say, how's Lenny doin'?
- He's great.
- Great.
- Doing great.
- So's Daryl.
- Oh, you know Daryl?
- Yeah.
- Amazing.
- Yeah, yeah, it really has been.
Ah, so listen, Walter,
my family's Christmas
depends on our not being in
Vegas when the sun comes up.
Uh-huh.
So, what's our best bet?
Really thought we would've
come across them by now.
Let's take a rest.
Merry Christmas, baby.
Merry Christmas, Mama.
I hope the guys are okay.
Wherever they are.
There's something over here.
I'm looking for a sign
To show me that I'm right
On cue to break the fall
When our back's
against the wall
So I'll take it as it comes
I'll show off anyone who
thinks I'll take it slow
Go! Go! Go!
Everybody on the ridge.
On the ridge!
Move! Move!
You better believe
I'm not going away
PJ!
Dad!
Do it for Dad!
Yes! Yes! Yeah!
The Stone of Mitrios is mine!
So close, too.
Who are you?
You're not even in the game!
Oh, yeah? Then why am I
holding the Stone of Mitrios?
Here comes Jablowsky.
He's gonna crush you!
Well, actually, he's gonna
pay a guy to crush you.
Chuck Jablowsky.
Do you know what happens to people
that crash my paintball game?
You send them on their way with a
severe scolding and a free smart phone?
No, I pay a guy to crush them.
Told you so.
Unless you're wearing my team uniform,
in which case, I win!
That's my boy!
I'm the guy that lets him slack off
homework so he can play the game.
Sir, thank you so much for not
paying a guy to crush us.
And may I say it's a huge honor
just to shake your bizarrely small hand.
The pleasure's all mine, kid.
You won the game for me!
What can I do to repay you?
I believe a smart phone was mentioned.
Actually, we need a lift.
Any chance the cook can make pancakes
shaped like Christmas trees?
He can barely make them round.
I'm sorry you didn't get to watch
Charlie put the star on the tree.
Oh, that's okay, sweetie.
We'll have other Christmases.
How did you guys...
A buddy of mine triangulated your
cell phones and gave us a lift.
No way!
Thank you!
Bye! Thank you!
Thanks!
How did you guys get here?
Oh, you see that tandem bike?
Yeah.
We rode it here.
From Las Vegas.
Wow, that's like...
Ninety miles.
My butt hurts.
I just wish my parents
and Charlie were here.
Hey!
Hey!
Hi!
Hi!
Hey!
Hey, there's my girl!
Hi!
Charlie!
Who left my baby in the
middle of the desert?
There we go!
Good thing I took that shortcut,
or I never would have...
Hole in one!
Is that the Stone of Mitrios?
The real thing.
Did you finish the game?
Yeah, I did. I got thumb blisters
like you wouldn't believe.
Who's that?
Mama.
Who's that?
That's Mommy.
Petunia, how'd you get
the car seat to work?
It was easy.
This thing was stuck in the mechanism.
It just about fell out in my hands.
The star!
Okay, Charlie!
You're on!
Way to carry on the tradition, Charlie!
It certainly has been a strange holiday.
Actually, Mom, I think this is the
best Christmas I've ever had.
Thanks for saying that, Mama.
I'll second that.
Best Christmas ever!
Thirded!
Amen, brother!
Ow!
Dude, you...
Hi.
Dude!
Did you see that?
She just winked at me!
It's a Christmas miracle.
Who wants pancakes?
Hey, look at this!
They look like little Christmas trees.
Speaking of Christmas miracles...
I have another one.
Oh, I have to film this.
Okay, here goes.
Are you ready?
We're having another baby!
Congratulations!
Mints all around!
Well, I know one thing you're good at.
Making beautiful babies.
I love you, too, Petunia.
Well, it looks like you're
going to be a big sister, too.
Good luck, Charlie!
Sir, you're going to
have to check this. No.
No, I'm not...
Give me...
Give it up, Gabe.
Ladies and gentlemen, due to our aggressive
policy of overselling all flights,
we are overbooked by one seat.
So if anyone wants a free round trip...
Right here! Whoo!
Your turn.
We'll be back by New Year's.
No, you won't.
At what price, Teddy?
At what price?
I mean, what if we...
What am I doing?
Cut!
Set and action!
Oh, hey. Oh, hey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And yoghurt.
Yoghurt isn't even on the menu.
Know what I mean?
I've no idea what you're talking about.
I do.
Bradley...
And gag reel.