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Guddiyan Patole (2019)
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Mom, you have a letter from Punjab. I won't be able to go there. Why don't you go to Punjab, dear? Why? What will I do there? They've invited us after such a long time. It's a kid's birthday. If I go there, they will start talking about the past. That I ran away and got married to a foreigner. They will taunt me too, because my marriage didn't last long. -They are your mother's family. -You should go there. But Mom... I won't go there alone. Don't go there alone. Take Kash, Kashmir with you. And who will convince Kash? I won't take to her. We've received a letter from Mom's village. Oh, I see. After all these years? What does it say? They have asked her to visit Punjab. So will Manjeeti go? No. She wants us to go. What will I do there? That's what I told her. We have no reason to go there. And we don't know anyone there either. Would you like some coffee? I won't go there. ...then why did you divorce her? Yeah, dear? Anything else? She is Nicole's mother. Have a safe trip. And don't talk to strangers. Let's go, already. Aren't you done yet? Don't blame me if we miss the flight. Ask Kash to dress appropriately. Well, why don't you try telling that to her? Okay then, I'll get going. Both of you, don't go for a coffee or something now. Go back to your respectable homes. What's the song? span style="style.default1"When we shall get together.../span span style="style.default1"There's a lot to share/span Father, I won't stay here. Uncle loves to curse. -Let me come back to the village. -I'll help in the fields. I promise. It's okay, all uncles love to curse. Don't worry. You should work hard, son. He humiliates me over everything. You cannot expect any respect after you get your aunt married. Don't you hear me curse your mother's brothers? Now behave and get to work. He is afraid of a few curses. -Phinda? -Yes? -Get me two cold drinks. -Okay. -Sure, go ahead and drink them. -You don't like to work, do you? You only enjoy having cold drinks. You are kept here on a salary of 3,500 rupees. And you drink cold drinks worth 4,000 rupees. Drink it. I'll deduct it from your salary. Take it. Take it back. Too much sweet causes diabetes. There is an airport pick up tomorrow. Inform Satta about it. Satta! Listen, those girls are from Canada. Ask him to be careful. There shouldn't be any complaints. Girls. From Canada. If they are from Canada, then Amrik Singh will pick them up. Hello, where are you? I am right here. A red Innova is parked next to the dustbin. -We cannot see anyone. I am walking towards the gate now. I've gelled my hair. I am wearing blue jeans. I'll be damned. Hot chicks. I want just one. Good morning, ma'am. Excuse me, ma'am. I am not a driver. I am the owner. But I'll help you, ladies. Just put the luggage in the car. Okay. Here. You too. I know you must be hungry after such a long journey. Take it. I'll some buy peanuts on the way too. Will we manage to reach without the car? -Or will you have to drive it? -Consider this an aeroplane. Consider yourself at the destination. span style="style.default1"I'll buy you a diamond-studded anklet/span span style="style.default1"My love/span Let me share something with you. You shouldn't tell anyone that you're from Canada. People here are as crazy about Canadians... as Discovery Channel is about snakes. You don't need to worry about me. I am quite chilled. I am not interested in going to Canada. But I would like to give you a tour of Punjab. Look at all the green fields... filled with golden gems... Look, that's a pumping station. It is quite useful. It helps water the fields. There are many more uses of it. How did you like our colorful Punjab? This is called... a speed bump. span style="style.default1"I'll buy you a diamond-studded anklet/span span style="style.default1"My love/span -They are here. Come on, everyone. -They are here. Come. Our daughters are here. -Come here, dear. -God bless you, dear. -Listen! -Yes? I'm judging her by the amount of clothes she is wearing. Dear, any problem in the way... her clothes could have easily fitted in a pouch. Why did she bother carrying a bag? -Wonderful. -Hello, my dear. Hello. The other one dresses like us. -How did you like our Punjab? -Meet them first. You can find faults in them later. My darling daughters. I have been yearning to see you two. I have waited for you standing on one foot. Come on, Charno. Stop lying. It's not like they would've returned... if you had waited standing on both your feet. How restless of you! Wonderful! Amazing! My daughters are finally here. I am so happy. She has such curly hair. Oh, my God! Stop it. Go kids, they are your aunts. Touch their feet. Come on, kids. Touch the feet of your aunts. -Come on. -I seek your blessings, aunt. -Come on. -I seek your blessings, younger aunt. -Hello, aunt. Hello. -Both of them are very naughty. -Come here. -Hello, aunt. -Hello. -Tie your hair. They know that we are their aunts. Now how about telling us how is everybody related to us? Sure, dear. Right away. -Labhu, please stand with your family. -Okay. Come on. Dear, I am your mother's youngest brother, Ajaib Singh. She is my wife, Charno. He is my son, Neeta. -Hello. -He is my grandson, Gopi. He has come to stay with us. He is my daughter's son. Just like you two have. -Labhu, your turn. -Go on. I am your mother's eldest brother, Labhu. She is my wife, Mukho. Come on now. How about telling them my real name? Dear, I am your aunt Mukhtiar Kaur. Mukhtiar Kaurji. He is my eldest son. Come forward. -Hello. -She is his wife, our daughter-in-law. -Hello. -Meet their children. Anmol and Babbu. -That's my daughter, Jassi. -Hello. -Hello! -She is studying... what does she study? -Yes, nursing. -That's right. Come on in, dear. -Let's have some tea. -Let's go. -Come on. Come inside. -Come on, dear. Let's go. Mother, have some tea. I don't want it. Take it back. Give them to the ones sitting outside. They are already having it, Mother. I gave them some biscuits too. The ones who have sidelined this old women, may you be doomed. I didn't let my daughter enter this house for 20 years. You have hurt my feelings by inviting them home. You will never stop complaining. Let me know once you are done. Give it here. Oh no. Here you go. I won't eat till they stay here. As you wish, Mother. I am such a fool. Why did I bother getting tea when I know you are angry. It's okay. I won't make any dinner for you then. -It will save some dough. -Are you going to leave or not? I am going, Mother. -Let me run. -Stupid woman. Oh God, I pray that a lizard falls into their dinner. I won't be eating it anyway. He makes noise like a rusty engine. Look at that. Aunt, what is this? This tea is very sweet. Get me a pill for diabetes. Right. Here. Take it. Uncle, I am taking a sprayer. I need to spray the field. Take it. They don't even let you enjoy tea. People these days don't even offer you any tea. Eat it, dear. -You too have some. -Yes, have some. Why sister couldn't make it? Mom couldn't leave her office. I am sure it gets quite cold when it snows there. Then the kids must be filling their stomachs with ice. Look at these kids. They are always close to the refrigerator. They eat the ice as soon as it is formed. The driver wants biscuits. Give him two pieces. -Take it, son. -Go on. What's your name, young man? Amrik. Amrik Singh, we will need your car for another few days. -Okay. -Cool. -So why don't you stay here? -Okay. -We will set up a bed for you there. -There? I'll go home. We have some construction work going on. Fine, as you wish. But don't be late, they can be quite rude. -Okay. -Here. Give me one, son. He isn't giving me a biscuit now. Later, he will have to hand over his aunt to me. Doesn't he look just like you? Maggar, the expensive butter worked. She compared me to a foreigner. I know I am handsome. But your sister-in-law is no less either. Right? You also know that... span style="style.default1"All my feelings will reach her/span span style="style.default1"When my soul will approach her/span span style="style.default1"All my feelings will reach her/span span style="style.default1"When my soul will approach her/span span style="style.default1"When our breath/span span style="style.default1"Will get used to sharing space/span span style="style.default1"Our eyes to each other shall communicate/span span style="style.default1"Then it will be carefree/span span style="style.default1"It won't care about the world/span span style="style.default1"We will fall in love/span span style="style.default1"We will fall in love/span span style="style.default1"We will fall in love/span Jaggi, I had gone to Neeta's house to get a sprayer. They have two girls who are here to visit them. They are very beautiful. One of them is tall. -She's hot. -Okay. The other one is short. -She is hot as well. -Getting to the point is a jackpot. I'll get married to one of them. Then I will go abroad. Done bluffing? Shut up. span style="style.default1"Villagers have already/span span style="style.default1"started eyeing them./span Aunt, it's great that people make everything at home here. Right, dear. Nothing can be compared to a home-cooked meal. I heard people make liquor at home as well. Yes, dear. Your uncle too used to make it. Police broke a few of his bones. Now he purchases it. -You are back? -Didn't you say that there was some... -construction going on at home? -That's what my father told me. "The construction is on, where will we place you?" -Hence, I came back. -Good that you came back. Take the big bed and place it under the shed. -Come with me. Come on. -Okay. Aunt... Hello, aunt. You left in the morning. Where have you been? I went to the city to watch a movie. This great Dharamendra was watching a movie. -Take this. -Give it here. -Don't drink it. -Take it upstairs. Let's go then. Keep it aside. You already drank from it. Let's go. -You are studying nursing? -Yes, sister. Don't worry. I'll help you. -Jassi, go and help downstairs. -But I want to study. Come on, even after all the education... you are only going to be a nurse. It's not like you will be injecting people. You will be only passing them to the doctors. Go downstairs. Yes. Sit down. He is my nephew, dear. He coincidently came to meet me. -He is well-educated, he has completed... -IELTS. Yes, the same. How do I communicate with an educated bunch like you. You can continue talking. I'll teach him a lesson. -Damn you! You idiot! -What's wrong? -What's wrong? -Why did I make you sit here? You have the earphones in your ears. -Not my hair! Let go of my hair! -Get out of here now. -I made a mistake, aunt. -Damn you! Here I am working hard for you. You have no shame. He has those damned earphones plugged into his ears. Listen... Yes? Go... Do you drink liquor? Yes, I have beer sometimes. I heard that homemade liquor is easily available in Punjab. Yes, people here say that imported... liquor doesn't make them roar. Roar? The sound you make after you get drunk? That's what it's called. Can you get me a bottle? -For you? -Yes. -Okay. -Hurry up. span style="style.default1"This is great./span span style="style.default1"The daughter-in-law and/span span style="style.default1"father-in-law will get along well./span span style="style.default1"Father and she can drink/span span style="style.default1"at the fields./span span style="style.default1"Mother and I can fight/span span style="style.default1"with them over it./span span style="style.default1"The sun feels good now/span span style="style.default1"This warmth is refreshing/span span style="style.default1"I share my feelings with the sky/span span style="style.default1"The sun feels good now/span span style="style.default1"This warmth is refreshing/span span style="style.default1"I share my feelings with the sky/span span style="style.default1"Even the sights won't hold any charm/span span style="style.default1"Even the flower names/span span style="style.default1"Will sound like her name/span span style="style.default1"Even your smile will be a gift/span span style="style.default1"We will fall in love/span span style="style.default1"We will fall in love/span span style="style.default1"You will feel blessed in her presence/span span style="style.default1"You will feel that you share/span span style="style.default1"One body and soul/span span style="style.default1"You will feel blessed in her presence/span span style="style.default1"You will feel that you share/span span style="style.default1"One body and soul/span span style="style.default1"Your thoughts will become/span span style="style.default1"A melodious song/span span style="style.default1"You will get used to these miracles/span span style="style.default1"Days will become lazy and the nights/span span style="style.default1"Will become cheerful/span span style="style.default1"We will fall in love/span span style="style.default1"We will fall in love/span span style="style.default1"We will fall in love/span Oh no, girl. What are you doing? -It's nothing, aunt. -Don't embarrass us before the villagers. At least take an onion. People will say we didn't offer any snacks. Wait, I'll get you some. Listen, don't feel shy. There is nothing wrong in having a sip or two. You have to change with the world. I am not like your grandma. So what if your mother had a love marriage? I have a daughter as well. Parents are the only support a child gets. God forbid, if Jassi falls for someone... then I will stand by her and support her. Okay, dear. You continue drinking. I'll get onions for you. Dear, you always have earphones in your ears. How about having a conversation with us sometimes? Sure, aunt. Here, have these with milk. I'll hit you twice now. You are eating all day long, yet you are never sated. Give it back. Go away. Dear, you should have a lot of milk and buttermilk. Don't make your mother complain... that we have made her daughters look dull. Aunt, I am dieting. And I am doing IELTS. -How is education related to food? -You should eat well. You need to get married eventually. I'll find a suitable match for you. Whether you like it or not. The boy should be good. Color doesn't matter, right? Amrik, they must have air condition... even in the shed in Canada. No, it's quite cold out there. Come on, so what if it's cold out there? I am sure they enter the shed to escape the cold. Move, you blackie. What have I done? Can't you eat later? Liquor is good. But not good for her. Henceforth, in this house, women will eat before men. Aunt has had liquor. I think she is drunk. If you cook then you should eat first. Come on, sit down. -Eat in front of me. -We will have it later, dear. Eat right now. Brother, who brought the liquor for her? Liquor makes you feel different. Fennel seeds water doesn't even help you whistle... so roaring is a far-fetched thing. -Go to sleep, dear. -You should be proud, ladies. Go to sleep, dear. God bless you, dear. -Why should I go to sleep? -First finish your dinner. We'll eat it, dear. We'll eat it. Aunt has defeated father as well. Eat it. I don't want to eat. Oh no, it's so spicy. What's going on? What's the commotion about? I am sure their mother has taught this to them. You cannot blame anyone when your own family is crazy. They will eat last. -Oh, God... -Kash. This house should get buried underground... but only when I am not at home. Oh, God! -Uncle... -Yes, dear? Henceforth, in this house, ladies will eat first. -Okay? -Okay. Please eat food. Move aside, I am having a meeting here. Henceforth, in this house, ladies will eat first. My dear is very smart. She acts wild after getting drunk. It's okay, I'll manage. Oh no. I am fed up of these doctors. They ask me to have milk before taking medicines. Those who will see me like this will wonder... what this old woman is eating. I won't eat anything they offer. It's okay. Don't worry. Otherwise, I won't even eat a morsel made by this family. If I can stay hungry all day then... nights aren't that long either. It's the medicines which have made me weak. What's your ID? My ID is Brown Jat. Go downstairs. Shall I leave? Okay, okay. You should stay away from this boy. Oh really, as if you worry about me. I am not worried. You two can share your meals, as if I care. Here's lemonade for you, sister. -Why? -It helps with the headache. Dad too asks for that. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sister, when my friend's sister came from abroad... she had brought an iPhone for him. -And your friend accepted it. -Of course. Your friendship is shameless. He took an iPhone from his sister? You should be friends with such greedy people, Neeta. See you didn't ask me for an iPhone. Very good. My dream of having an iPhone shall always remain a dream. Neeta, give me your iPhone, I'll charge it. -Wait, I'll teach you a lesson. -Wait. I'll teach you a lesson. -Hello. Welcome. -Be careful, son. Hello, chief. Hello! How are you doing, Lambardar Sahib? All good? Maggar, it's not the same as Makhan had done. Why do uncles have such big egos? They keep troubling us because of aunts. Are you alright? Have you never seen balloons? We need to go and get cold drinks. Let's go. -Manuri? -Yes, brother? Let's go and get cold drinks. Keep this in. I'll be right back. -Let go of my collar. -You let go of my shirt. Let go of my collar. -You let go of my shirt. -I'll punch you. -Go ahead. -If you have the courage then go ahead. You go first. -If you have the courage then go ahead. -Go ahead. Stop talking and hit him. -Go on. -Today is my birthday. Otherwise, I'd show you what I am made up of. -You come here. -I am here. Yes? -They are your sisters. -No. I want to marry one of them and go to Canada. Right, brother? How about some music, brother? span style="style.default1"Maggar, what do you think?/span span style="style.default1"Will it work out for me?/span span style="style.default1"And for him? Okay,/span span style="style.default1"so we will marry one sister each./span span style="style.default1"But he is not handsome./span span style="style.default1"It's okay./span span style="style.default1"It will keep the evil eye away./span Hello. Is everything alright? It's mine. -Eat something. -Welcome. Hello. The whole village is sitting on the chair... and all of you are sitting here and cooking. Why didn't you get some waiters for the function? -What else can it be? -Didn't I explain it last night... that men and women are equal. -Don't you want to enjoy? -Dear, there are no waiters here. Here you have to do everything on your own. But aunt, she is talking about our rights and welfare. Show it to me, sister. -Sister... -You are here and that's enough. Don't you have any shame? You are punishing these women. Either call for waiters or order food from outside. Charno, she will get us into trouble. Come on girls, continue working. Keep cooking. Don't let the bread stick. -I barely escaped. -Thanks for saving me. Make some more rotis. To you, dear. Which sweet would you like the black one or the white one? I like the black one, dear. -Tell me, who sent it? -The aunt from Canada. I wonder what those witches must have spiked it with. Their mother sent them here to kill me. Go away from here. Listen... come here, dear. Come here. Which one of them is more beautiful? Shall I call them here? Do you wish to meet them? I am not interested. Buzz off. It is very sweet. Come on wish him, or are you here only for free food? God bless us all! What has she done! It's okay, have some cake. -Eat it, already. -Everybody, eat the cake. Eat the cake, kids. Damn, what are they doing? -Take it. -Aunt, I want some. Ajaib Singh, have you ordered any snacks or should we keep our plates down? We got humiliated. She is dangerously sober as well. I cannot handle her. I'll have to let her go. Take this, Jassi. -Eat it. -The younger one is good. Here, give it to the girl. Don't make a fool of yourself. Okay? Go. I won't return empty-handed today. -Where do you think you are going? -To give lunch to Nicole. Keep it down. Yes? What... Come on. Let go of my hair! Don't punch me. How many times have I told you? Don't you understand? If you try to come closer to Nicole... then you're done for. Go and give it to her. Idiot. She is very rude to her brother-in-law. Please eat it. Thank you for caring for me. Who says it's care? I just don't like him. Kash, you care for me. You just don't accept it. Okay tell me, what my fault is. Mom divorced Dad, I didn't. I didn't get Dad's love. At least, let me get some of my sister's love now. Manjeeti's call? How did you like my family? Your mother is one angry lady. We both haven't met her yet... out of the fear of being thrashed. No, Mother has always been like that. But she doesn't hurt anyone. She had beaten me up just once. When I had worn that flower-embroidered dress. -The flower-embroidered dress? -Yes, ask her about it. Bye, good night. You should go meet your grandma. Kash, shall we go meet grandma? -You want to get thrashed? -She won't beat us up. Come on, let's go. Hey, boy. Give me my stick back. This whole family is after my blood. Hey... Should I do this to you? Grandma, here is your stick. For your own well-being, go back the way you came. Mom said she is rude but she doesn't hurt anyone. Grandma, at least hear us out. I'll beat you with my stick. Grandma, what grudge are you holding against us? We are here just to talk to you. Talk about what? The things your mother taught you? Fine, don't talk. At least, tell us what is the mystery of the flower dress? Mom said we should talk to you about it. Don't trouble me. Go away from here. Grandma... Mom loves you a lot. span style="style.default1"You cannot even imagine/span span style="style.default1"How much I love you/span Ask him to sit outside. Go and sit with Nicole. I won't. Don't make me hit you. Why won't you leave? Our family could have a million things to discuss in private. -Come on. -Go away. Take this. Look brother, you are the eldest... it would be better if you spoke to them. It won't look good if I say it. It's not about seniority. You know what will I tell them. Come on, brother. Don't delay. -We will have to talk to them. -Right. What will the villagers say if the younger brother does this... in the presence of an elder brother? Villagers? Fine, then give me an anti-anxiety pill. What's up, bro! Come on, have a seat. -How are you? -Good. Whatever your girl did with you was not right. -She shouldn't have been so harsh, right? -Which one? You don't need to hide it from me. I saw her pulling your hair. You two will soon get married. After marriage, people tend to get a little shameless. But it is not right now. No, brother. I am going to get married to the younger one. I never liked the older one. Yes. -The younger one? -Yes. She is beautiful, isn't she? -No, no, no. -Why? What's wrong? I can't discuss it. You should go to sleep, my brother. No please, tell me what's wrong. -Nothing stays hidden from drivers. -Yes. I saw her having tobacco. -For real? -Yes. -She has tobacco? -Yes. Oh, this is great. And I feared I won't get tobacco in Canada. Both of us will have it together. Wonderful. Stand up, get up. He is here to give me a sleepless night. Get lost from here. You are the one who asked me to come here. I asked you to, like you are some big shot. Everyone's so nice. They love us a lot. I just wonder why Grandma is so upset. Everyone else is very nice. We missed these things in Canada. Mom and Dad's fights separated us. We learnt what a family is after coming here. I wish Mom and Dad too were here with us. Aunt, would you like some sugar? Come on, girls. Drink your milk and go to sleep. We will go to the market in the morning... where you can buy Indian dresses. Aunt, I don't wear Indian dresses. It's okay, dear. You can buy anklets instead. Go to sleep, girls. Come, kid. Your mother is looking for you. No. Come with me. Drink the milk before it gets cold. -Come on, Grandma. -Shut up. Come with me. Brother, show us some bright colors. Show us pure silk dresses. Here's one in orange. It's very good. Karmo, we need to buy knickers for your father too. -They have gone tight. -Okay. Here's another one. Oh, no. Embellishments on knickers will cause rash. This is an Indian dress. Then show us something good. Hey, why don't you order some cold drinks? -These girls have come from abroad. -This one... -Get four and a half cold drinks! -Half for whom? -For me. -Damn you. Show me an embroidered veil. Big flowers or small flowers? Anything would do. It should just look good on her. -Show me that one, the one in blue. -The one at the end? She will tear it apart. The one on this end. It's an excellent piece. She is your sister-in-law. I am talking about the veil, brother. -Today, you will meet your end! -Stop it! -I won't spare you! -Now look at them! -There they are! -Give it to me! -I want the chocolates! -They brought chocolates for us! You want all of it! -You witch! -Yes, sister? Here, I have brought anklets. And I also brought a few Indian dresses. The one with flowers on them. -They are so beautiful. -Aunt brought them. We will wear the dresses with flowers on them. I dare anyone to do anything they want. -I'll get them stitched tomorrow itself. -Yes. -They are beautiful, aren't they? -Yes, they are. -What is this? -Mother. What have you been up to? Mother, aunt from the city got it stitched for me. You want to be fashionable! You want to wear flowery dresses! I'll kill you if you wear this dress again. She wants to dress like actresses! Dear, brother Labhu wanted to talk to you. -Yes. -Yes. Dear, I have been wondering whether... or not to discuss this with you. You know how we are a big happy family. We like to live together peacefully. We don't fight over land like others. But who knows about the future. Look, Mother has aged. -I'm not well. -We sat together and decided that... we should all take our shares now. We don't want our kids to fight in the future. And then dear, all of you are well settled in Canada. -Right? -As for us, we are bound to suffer here. Yes. So I thought that as you are already here... why don't we all take our shares and end this matter? Dear, as you know this is what has been happening since ages... the land always belonged to the sons. -Right? -We had invited sister. -But she sent you two. -Yes. Let us know what you want to do. Okay. We have made their will. If sister manages to come then it will be great. We have everything ready. Okay? What's this? -What are you doing here? -Father, what are you doing here? I have come here to take a form to open an ostrich farm. What are you doing here? I am here with some Canadian passengers. They have rented uncle's car. If they have rented the car then your job... -is to only drive them around. -Why are you carrying their bags? Father, don't you always say that we should help others. -Wonderful. My son is very smart. -Then do one thing... carry this sack and help me load it on the mini bus. Father, you are still stuck on a mini bus? Here I am making plans to take a flight. Very good. I wonder what will happen to this new generation. I like a fool have come here to take a form for ostriches. No one would give them forms even for poultry. Maggar, my father too is here, in the court. We should get your sister-in-law to touch his feet, right? I think you too love dogs. No, I don't like them. I am scared of them. You need to take 12 shots if a dog bites you. People keep pampering them for no reason. Idiots. Stupid. Do you know how kindhearted dogs are? They are so loyal. They love more than humans. I will surely get into trouble because of you. span style="style.default1"-How are you, Nicole?/span -Mom, you know what happened today? It's me, Kash. Yes, Kashmir. Are you liking it out there? Like it? I don't wish to come back. Why? Couldn't you tell us sooner that your family is so nice? You know we went for shopping today. Aunt forced me to buy anklets too. I bought so many Indian dresses. The ones with flower embroideries on it. Okay, everyone is staring at me. We'll call you later. We won't tell Mom what happened here. Her family thought about her after so many years. Why should we spoil her mood? They couldn't talk about it directly with Mom. What do we have to do with their property? Looks like our parents are very good. Whatever it is, they do it in front of us. At least, they aren't double-faced. I think they are the ones troubling Grandma. She is so upfront. If she is angry then she is angry. Here you go, Amrik. Set them up. Here, Neeta. -Take it. -No, sister. Take it. Tell your friend that your sister bought you an iPhone. -No... -Here. Look at this. Do it. -Okay? -Yes. -You won't feel scared now, will you? -No, I won't. Will you take me to Canada after I grow up? Okay. Take this, girl. Here's yours. I didn't have change. You have to pretend before the world. I don't know whether or not we will... get to see each other again. It will be between you and your uncles. You are always welcomed here. How does it concern me? Take this. Tell your mother to wear this flower-embroidered dress. I was anyway going to use it to mop the floor. span style="style.default1"Strange are the hues of life,/span span style="style.default1"O' Mother.../span span style="style.default1"It feels like the heart/span span style="style.default1"Is being pulled apart/span span style="style.default1"As we part ways, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Moonlight is no different than me/span span style="style.default1"Even the nights don't belong to me,/span span style="style.default1"O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how do I wipe the tears/span span style="style.default1"And smile, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how do I wipe the tears/span span style="style.default1"And smile, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Mother, tell me, why is affection/span span style="style.default1"Such a bad thing?/span span style="style.default1"Why do we love anyone,/span span style="style.default1"Why does the heart ache?/span span style="style.default1"Get me something to sooth my soul,/span span style="style.default1"O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how do I wipe the tears/span span style="style.default1"And smile, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how do I wipe the tears/span span style="style.default1"And smile, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Mother, I have.../span span style="style.default1"A strange illness/span span style="style.default1"I don't know when did I get it/span span style="style.default1"Why does my heart/span span style="style.default1"Want to jump out of my chest?/span span style="style.default1"After being invited.../span span style="style.default1"The door was closed at my face,/span span style="style.default1"O' Mother/span Grandma sent a dress for Mom. Mom didn't send anything for Grandma. Stupid, Mom sent us for her. -Amrik? -Yes? Turn the car around. Okay. span style="style.default1"Tell me how do I wipe the tears/span span style="style.default1"And smile, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how do I wipe the tears/span span style="style.default1"And smile, O' Mother/span I was wondering, you haven't even toured Punjab as yet. How can you just leave! I know it is my love that made you stay back. Look, you shouldn't be rude to the driver. They sometimes drive straight into a river when angry. -But you don't need to worry. -I am not a driver. I am the owner. We have many cars on the road. It's not our fault. I don't talk to Manjeeti. Come with us, Grandma. It will be a lot of fun. -You will be happy. -I am happy. Liar! Your eyes are still red. Hello, uncle. What's wrong? Did Grandma pass away? Shut up. Uncle! Give me the sprayer. I need to spray the fields. Does our sprayer kill more insects? You can take it today, but never ask for it again. Otherwise, I will throw you out. Reshma, give him the sprayer. She is just pretending to be angry. She will come with us. -Come on, let's go. -Come on. -Let's go, let's go. -Come on. -Come on. -Take her bag. Why are you dragging me along? Here you go. Don't worry, uncle. We will be back in five to seven days. It will be a good change for Grandma as well. It's okay, dear. You are very smart to convince her. -God bless you. -Bye, aunt. You are leaving? Here's the sprayer. Sprayer for what? To hell with such a sprayer. These sprays have destroyed Punjab. You should eat these poisonous grains. I will do organic farming now. Bye, uncle. I will get going now. Bye, aunt. Grandma, you don't need to worry at all. We will enjoy life to the fullest in the next five days. Your decision to take Grandma on a tour has won my heart. Is your heart a world cup... -that winning it is an achievement. -Shut up and drive. "Won my heart..." Oh no, what is this room? Grandma, this is an elevator. -It will lift you up very quickly. -Let her lift your grandmother. I don't want to die so soon. -Come on. -Let's go, Grandma. -I don't want to enter it. -Nothing will happen. -Let's go. -I don't want to enter it. -I will feel suffocated. -Nothing will happen. Let's go. My sons have locked me in a room. And you are locking me up in here. Grandma, it will take us up quickly. Nothing happened. You are fine. Nothing happened. These idiots have blankets on the floor. That's a carpet. It's called a carpet. Tell me about it. It's over here as well. It's everywhere, Grandma. Welcome home, Grandma. Come in. Such a big room! Grandma, come here, look at the view. No, I will fall down. -There's a glass window here. -Did you like the room? I have never even dreamed of such a beautiful place, dear. Grandma, look over there, that's the bathtub. Oh God, such a beautiful bathtub! In villages, many houses don't even have such beautiful halls. Right. It is actually a place where one can bathe, dear? Yes, and you too will bathe here. Get in, Grandma. You will have a lot of fun. No, I won't get in there. Grandma, you will get a massage. Come on, get in. I will drown, dear. -Get in, Grandma. -No. No, dear. I won't get in. Come on, Grandma. Oh, come on, Grandma. You will be relaxed. Come on. Let your mother relax! -They want me to relax. -Stop, Grandma! -I'm going home. -Come on, come on. No, let me go. Eat it, Grandma. I don't want it. Eat it. You won't find any span style="style.default1"churi/span in the night. And what you are holding in your hand is a soap. Don't eat it. I want to go back home. Come on. Go. Where's Grandma? Come on! Where should I go? Oh no. Oh, God. I am lost. Where should I go? Where to? -Come with me, Grandma. -I won't. Sorry, we won't trouble you anymore. Okay? -I won't sleep with that witch. -Fine, you can sleep with me. Let's go back. How did you like it today? You loved it, right? Grandma, hit her with your stick. Grandma, you didn't go back home? How does it concern you! Let's click a picture together. Let her talk. I'll join in. Good night, Grandma. Maggar, they went upstairs and left us here. Is this fair? It's okay. If we want to go to Canada then... we'll have to make this sacrifice. How are you, brother? What's wrong? You're talking to a plastic dog. Come with me, I'll treat you with egg curry. No, thanks. I know how our life is. We don't ever get a stable house. I am still lucky, I salute ten cars every day. Guys like you spend all your life on this seat. No, brother. I am not a driver. I am going to marry someone from Canada. My wife, my sister-in-law and my grandma-in-law are upstairs. I came down here because I don't want to be with the ladies. You should work properly, brother. Otherwise, the hotel management will fire you. Right? I think he is into drugs. He says he wants to go to Canada. We don't even get to eat them and... he is placing them on my eyes. -That will be too much. -Black will do. What are you doing to my hair? It's nothing, Grandma. He's just getting rid of your dandruff. What's that, girl? Grandma, she meant scurf. Okay. It has been a week since I bathed in buttermilk at home. Ma'am, should I do threading for her? It will look good. Wax her. Oh damn! Where's my stick? -Give me my stick. -I... here you go, ma'am. Wait, I'll teach you a lesson. Grandma... Grandma, listen to me. Don't hit him. What are you doing, Grandma? -Grandma, listen... -Fine, stop it now. Damn you... you have brought me to a house full of mirrors. I have never even looked at the mirror at home. -Fine, sit down. -They keep calling me "Grandma." Nothing will happen, Grandma. -Come on, sit down. -Sit down, sit down. -Give me my stick. -Yes, give her the stick. Oh, God. -Enough... calm down. -Nothing has happened. -Here I am folding my hands before you. -Go back. Leave my house. -Look over there, look at your hair. -Look, Grandma... -What have you done to me! My arm hurts! -Grandma! Look over there! You look so beautiful. -Your hair looks great. -Yes. -Look at them. -Aren't they beautiful? -Oh no! -You look so beautiful. Damn, you two! Your mother had turned my face black with disgrace... And you two have blacked my hair. Go away from here. -How will I face anyone? -You are looking so beautiful. You are back! I won't spare him. That hurts. Maggar, do you want a collar or something? Let's go shopping. Who is Maggar? My dog's name is Maggar. My husband's name is Maggar. And you are addressing him as Maggar? It's okay, Grandma. We will change his name. We will call him Johnson from now. Johnson is our Dad's name. What does he think of himself! Johnson! Do you know how softhearted dogs are? They are so innocent. You cannot even imagine. They love more than humans do. They are so loyal. Maggar, you will help me get the girl. Where are you two dragging me to? -Let's go. -Oh no, this is the first time... I.. am seeing these movable stairs. -Let's go, Grandma. -No, no, no. I am scared. Nothing will happen, Grandma. I'll get on it first. Give me your hand. -Come on. -Come on, Grandma. Hey girl, he is going upstairs. Fine then, see you upstairs. No, you said you will make me have a good time. Have you brought me along to sightsee or scare me? Bloody wretches. -Nothing will happen, Grandma. Be brave. -I get on it. -Let's go. -Yes, let's go. Lift me up, dear. -I will. -You let it be. God will lift you up. Girls, I don't want to have a good time. They want me to enjoy life. Fine, those stairs will take you down. Go, get down. Go on. Go. Come on, Grandma, let's go. Evil. Give it to me, I'll carry it. Don't show us your teeth. Take this and keep all the bags in the car. Hold it. My sister-in-law doesn't let me stay at one place for long. This one is good. -Isn't it too bright? -No, it's nice. Nice? It's very good. Maggar... sorry... Johnson... No more shaking your head now. You should start getting ready to ride in a plane. They were two crazy girls earlier. Now the third one has joined them. I hope they don't spoil the old woman. Right? Girl, he looks like a Kabaddi player. What is this? My husband died a long time ago. -Why are you making me wear bangles? -It is necessary, Grandma. -They won't let us go inside without it. -One more. What's inside, girl? Don't make me slap you. Will you have it as well? No, Grandma. I don't drink. Back then, old men used to get drunk and hurt us. I think the girls get drunk and hurt men. How times have changed! -At least, try it, Grandma. -Shut up. span style="style.default1"Try it!/span span style="style.default1"Palazzo suits you.../span span style="style.default1"You have an attitude to boost about too/span span style="style.default1"Girls ask you for beauty tips/span span style="style.default1"Your eye liner has destroyed many enemies/span span style="style.default1"Your heel refuses to hear any appeals/span span style="style.default1"You move out of the house without makeup/span span style="style.default1"Your beauty is the talk of the town/span span style="style.default1"The world dances to your tune/span span style="style.default1"Your beauty is the talk of the town/span span style="style.default1"The world dances to your tune/span span style="style.default1"Your name is now a part of my life."/span span style="style.default1"You are now a part of my pride/span span style="style.default1"When you leave the house at midnight/span span style="style.default1"You shine like a diamond in a Ferrari/span span style="style.default1"Your name is now a part of my life/span span style="style.default1"You are now a part of my pride/span span style="style.default1"When you leave the house at midnight/span span style="style.default1"You shine like a diamond in a Ferrari/span span style="style.default1"You wear top-class tops/span span style="style.default1"You don't step out of the car/span span style="style.default1"Every eye wishes to spot you/span span style="style.default1"Your beauty is the talk of the town/span span style="style.default1"The world dances to your tune/span span style="style.default1"Your beauty is the talk of the town/span span style="style.default1"The world dances to your tune/span span style="style.default1"To cheat there is no scope/span span style="style.default1"On you the boy has some hope/span span style="style.default1"The whole of Chandigarh/span span style="style.default1"From Vancouver is your dope!/span span style="style.default1"To cheat there is no scope/span span style="style.default1"On you the boy has some hope/span span style="style.default1"The whole of Chandigarh/span span style="style.default1"From Vancouver is your dope/span span style="style.default1"Your look, it's design,/span span style="style.default1"My heart has resigned/span span style="style.default1"Your eyes deceive plenty/span span style="style.default1"Your beauty is the/span span style="style.default1"Talk of the town/span span style="style.default1"The world dances to your tune/span span style="style.default1"Your beauty is the talk of the town/span span style="style.default1"The world dances to your tune/span Move! They call this fun! "The world dances to your tune." Grandma, how about a dance? They can dance only after getting drunk. Then you show us how to dance without getting drunk. Kash don't be rude. It's okay. No, it's not okay. Only the one who knows how to dance can dance. Stop it. Grandma, I am with you on this. We will have to show it to them. span style="style.default1"Look at what your mother has done/span span style="style.default1"She left your father/span span style="style.default1"And went after your uncle/span span style="style.default1"Oh, my sharp.../span span style="style.default1"Oh, my sharp pestle/span span style="style.default1"Oh, my wild pestle/span span style="style.default1"This pestle expresses my feelings/span span style="style.default1"Dream on/span Your Manjeeti used to say... Kashmir you have gone after your Grandma. Low on beauty but high on attitude. So I finally made you dance, Grandma. span style="style.default1"Your father's sister is crazy/span span style="style.default1"She is tending to a donkey in the morning/span span style="style.default1"Your mother's milking the cattle/span span style="style.default1"Oh, my sharp.../span span style="style.default1"Oh, my sharp pestle/span span style="style.default1"Oh, my wild pestle/span span style="style.default1"This pestle expresses, my feelings/span span style="style.default1"Dream on/span Maggar, reason it with me. Plead to me. Do you want to go to Canada or get your bones broken? I am sure he is taking drugs. -Yes? -Brother, why are you doing this? Why? Tell me the truth, what are those pills? Life is short, you can get rid of this addiction. -No, brother. -I have popped many pills as well. I have been high quite often on cannabis. But I have never managed to reach Canada. It's not Canada, it's death. Life is short, follow the right path. Follow the right path. Who wants words of wisdom from the wise? The drugs you are taking will one day make you sell your car. What's wrong, Grandma? My sister's granddaughter is getting married. You want to attend it? What will I do there? That means you want to go there. Kash... -Shall we? -What will I do there? God! -Grandma... -Let me sleep. Where are you, knucklehead? Don't curse, uncle. -Grandma, want some? -You are... what you are. Scoundrel, I am worried about you. Where are you? Uncle, our vehicle is on the road. I am making money here. Don't worry. I worry because you don't have a permit. Speak up now, will you? I'll talk to you later. He disconnected it, again. Give me a biscuit. There is a police check post ahead. And I don't have a permit. -If they ask, tell them this is your car. -Okay. License and registration, please. -Show us all the documents. -Go on. I have all the documents. Here's my license. And here's the insurance. I have a pollution under control certificate too. -Who are they, your passengers? -No, my family. He is my grandson and they are his sisters. We're going for a wedding. -Reshma, let them pass. -What? Sisters? What's wrong with him, girls? Why is he coming back? They aren't my sisters. Then who are they? One is my wife and the other is her sister. But they are your family. -Yes. -It's okay, give me a ticket. Shinda, give him a ticket. Where did that pigeon go? I don't know what he is up to. I think he is crazy. Thank you. Here's the ticket. span style="style.default1"There are other/span span style="style.default1"relationships in the world.../span span style="style.default1"than that of a brother/span span style="style.default1"and sister./span span style="style.default1"The girls are ready/span span style="style.default1"to get married.../span span style="style.default1"and the Grandma wants/span span style="style.default1"us to be siblings./span Want one? Then feed me. My hands aren't free. Oh, damn! Sister is here! I seek your blessings. Hello, sister. God bless you, brother. My sister, the cop is here. I am so happy! Hello, Mother. What are you doing here, shameless ones! -We are here since yesterday. -These fritters are delicious. -Let's eat them. -Amazing. Black hair, glowing face, dark glasses... Our sister is getting younger by the day. I hope she doesn't cause much trouble. I'll have to give dowry again. Dowry? As if you gave me the Taj Mahal as dowry earlier. These girls are behind this change. -Say hello, girls. -Hello. -He is my brother, Janta. -God bless you. And she is my sister, Golo. -Sister, these girls? -Manjeeti's daughters. Oh, wonderful! These girls are all grown up! -I seek your blessings, aunt. -God bless you, son. We feel blessed with your presence. This wedding celebration just became more alive. Mother won't just stop talking. How about letting her have some water, at least. -Let's go, aunt. -Let's go, son. Boys, serve tea. And some sweets too. He didn't offer a single sweet to me. Look at his antics. God bless you for taking care of... my sister more than your life. Let's go, girls. Let's go, dear. Wonderful. This is a strange tradition here. You don't respect your elders but everyone else. -Let's go and watch the drama. -span style="style.default1"Mother, turmeric paste is ready/span span style="style.default1"Apply the paste/span span style="style.default1"Mother, turmeric paste is ready/span span style="style.default1"Apply the paste/span span style="style.default1"Mother, turmeric paste is ready/span span style="style.default1"Apply the paste/span Come on girls, sit down. It's not our wedding, grandma. The way you behave, it will be difficult to marry you. Make them sit down. Sit down. -Let it be, Grandma. -Come here, dear. -Get them here. -Sit down. -Sit down. -My face. -I might be allergic to it. -Sit down. -No, nothing will happen. -Take this. -Grandma, why don't you understand? -Apply it, girls. -Grandma... -Apply it. -Nothing will happen. -Apply it. -What is this, grandma? -No! Dear, this is the rustic way of waxing. It needs to be done only once in six months. -Here you go. -That's enough. Enough, already. I had told you not to force Grandma for waxing. She is taking revenge from us. Girls, you look as fair as milk now. Karma, make them stand in front for... -the ribbon cutting ceremony. -They will only give you 2,100 rupees. Whereas, they will give way only after given 5,100 rupees. My brother-in-law had only given two rupees. Bloody miser. As if your husband gave me a treasure. Listen to her complain. Girls, you should take the center stage only when required. I don't want you to take the center stage... -throughout the wedding. -Like an eager goat. Karmo, go and get the Indian dresses. They will wear the ones they like. I won't wear an Indian dress. Yes, of course. Why would you wear an Indian dress? You weren't born to be obedient. "I won't wear an Indian dress." What does she do? -Have a look. -Pick out of these. Take your pick. Here are some more. Check them out. Trouble, you too check them out. Here. Here you go. She won't wear an Indian dress, Mother. span style="style.default1"One, two, three... go for it/span span style="style.default1"Your beauty is like wildfire/span span style="style.default1"It sets the heart on fire/span span style="style.default1"The one who ruined many in her youth/span span style="style.default1"Baba, recite us a tale of Heer/span span style="style.default1"Your beauty is like wildfire/span span style="style.default1"It sets the heart on fire/span span style="style.default1"The one who ruined many in her youth/span span style="style.default1"Baba, recite us a tale of Heer/span span style="style.default1"Your pink lips speak to me/span span style="style.default1"You clap so delicately/span span style="style.default1"She dances to music,/span span style="style.default1"He sings melodious songs/span span style="style.default1"Her eyes are intoxicating,/span span style="style.default1"Like top class liquor/span span style="style.default1"She dances to music,/span span style="style.default1"He sings melodious songs/span span style="style.default1"From the time she has grown up/span span style="style.default1"Her demands have risen/span span style="style.default1"Her attitude is something to be aware of/span span style="style.default1"She wears embellished sandals/span span style="style.default1"From the time she has grown up/span span style="style.default1"Her demands have risen/span span style="style.default1"Her attitude is something to be aware of/span span style="style.default1"She wears embellished sandals/span span style="style.default1"She has ruined many like you/span span style="style.default1"She looks good in Indian wear/span span style="style.default1"If I don't hit the dance floor,/span span style="style.default1"Who's gonna rock it?/span span style="style.default1"If I don't hit the dance floor,/span span style="style.default1"Who's gonna rock it?/span span style="style.default1"If I don't hit the dance floor,/span span style="style.default1"Who's gonna rock it?/span span style="style.default1"Many hearts skip a beat,/span span style="style.default1"When she moves with attitude/span span style="style.default1"Someone will crush you like a twig/span span style="style.default1"Such attitude is not good/span span style="style.default1"Many hearts skip a beat,/span span style="style.default1"When she moves with attitude/span span style="style.default1"Someone will crush you like a twig/span span style="style.default1"Such attitude is not good/span span style="style.default1"Blowing with the wind/span span style="style.default1"Her fragrance mesmerizes everyone/span span style="style.default1"She dances to music,/span span style="style.default1"He sings melodious songs/span span style="style.default1"If I don't hit the dance floor/span span style="style.default1"Who's gonna rock it?/span span style="style.default1"She dances to music,/span span style="style.default1"He sings melodious songs/span span style="style.default1"She dances to music,/span span style="style.default1"He sings melodious songs/span span style="style.default1"If I don't hit the dance floor,/span span style="style.default1"Who's gonna rock it?/span There you go, Jagroopa proved to be a good host. And we have taken care of our responsibility. Mother, she has gone into a good family. Right? Right. It is a good thing. Are you tired, dear? Look are your companions... they are sloshed and lying on the bed. And look over there. Dear, you don't need to drink to dance. You should have the desire to dance. I got your point, Grandma. There you go. -Do you too drink, dear? -No, I don't. -Then join them. -You too. span style="style.default1"You don't need to/span span style="style.default1"drink to dance./span span style="style.default1"You should have/span span style="style.default1"the desire to dance./span I will have to agree on one thing, sister. You took a lot of blame for us and got beaten up by Dad. Your desire to be an artist turned me... black and blue a number of times. I used to support you and Dad used to say that I spoiled you. Janta, you remember, once you had started singing. And I started playing the music. And then Dad started beating us both up. Whatever it was sister, father might have no liked singers... but I will make sure my son becomes a famous singer. Really? Do you remember you had once brought me a harmonium? Yes, I do. These days, it's your nephew you plays it. Okay. -He both writes and sings well. -If I could... I would've also brought you a drum along with the harmonium. Janta, we have to agree, no one enjoyed as much luxurious... as much as we did with sister's support. You are right, sister. She isn't our elder sister, she is our mother. I wanted a guitar, but you never brought me one. Be careful. Listen... -Yes? -Where were you last night? -In the shed. -Why? -You should have slept with Janta. -Come on. Uncle slept there too. Why? Sons-in-law got a room. Roop's in-laws got one room and his sister-in-law got another. Here or there, I just had to sleep. And this way, I didn't feel cold. Good that you came here, aunt. You will get to see a wedding. You didn't get to see your own daughter's wedding. Is it tasty, son? Eat it. Aunt, do you really need to say that? Come on, I just said a fact. It's not a big thing. -But you... -Who are you to say that? Go and sit in your car. Worthless driver! He isn't a driver. He is better than relatives like you. He has a heart of gold. Here you go. A small gift. No, Grandma. Let it be. -Take it, dear. -Here. -Take it. -You should. -Take it. -Yes. Be happy, dear. Lead a happy life. Thank you, sister. You are always welcomed here. What's the hurry, Mother? I won't let aunt leave. No, you look after your in-laws. They are guests. I don't matter. I have only fixed flooring with your mother. Take this, give a gift to the girl on my behalf. Let's go, everyone. Where will you go, sister? Your house, why? Don't you want to leave? They will treat you as they treated you. Good that you came to meet me. Who knows when we might hear about each other? We don't know whether or not they will even send us a message? Stop it, you fool. Uncle, don't be so crude. Didn't we let you marry my aunt? We trust you. And you don't even trust me with your car. When you knew that car didn't have the permit... then did you have to take that car? Then why didn't you buy a permit for the car? -Why did you cut corners? -I cannot lie like this. We too have some duty towards our country. Says the freedom fighter. Get this straight. I'll turn you black and blue like the fuel. Get the car back or you've had it. Okay, I am coming. -I'll get it, okay. -Okay. He disconnected my call again. -What are you waiting for. -Come on, girls. -You go first. -No, I won't. You go first. And they were forcing me to get on the elevator. -Come on, climb up. -No, it cannot carry my weight. Don't fear it. When you die, this is what will carry you. Jatts can be only be found at police stations and bars. -Wonderful. -Does your son write such things? I will take the harmonium back. -You go first. -Hold this. -Look at her, Kash. -Be careful, sister. -Climb it slowly. Come on. -Just stop this. Hold it still. Climb it, what are you waiting for? I am coming. Follow me up, or do you want me to get down again? -Come on, climb up. -Let it be, sister. No way, I say! They acted brave before me. -Now will you two climb up or not? -Keep it down. Come on, boy. Secure the ladder. -You... -Go. Go. -Come on, nothing will happen. -Come on. -Come on, climb up. -Very good. -Come on, hold it. -And you made me take the elevator. I didn't even cry, why are you crying? -Here, hold my hand. -Come on. Come on. -Very good, my child. -Come on. Very good, step over there. Very good. She climbed up. -You too climb it. -Come on. -Come on. -Come on! -The second one too got on it. -Yes. -I'll handle it, Dad. Let it be. -Come on. Come, my child. -Don't worry, nothing will happen. -It's very easy. -Take our hand. -Give the other hand too. -We won't let go of you now. -Nothing will happen now. -Very good. -Oh my God! -Don't look behind. -Don't look behind. See, you did it. Oh my God, it's too high. Isn't that a beautiful view, girl? Grandma, if I had been born here... I wouldn't have even touched liquor. I would have lived a healthy life. If you had been born here... by now you would've ruined your kidneys by drinking. Don't take what he says to heart, dear. No wedding is complete in Punjab without a fight. Here's your medicine. Damn you to hell. -Don't you have any shame? -Sister dearest... had she been my nephew, wouldn't have I offered it to him? So, what if she is a girl? -Wonderful! -Yes. My brother has such noble thoughts! Show it to me, dear. -My bottle! -Here you go. He thinks he's doing good. Here I am trying to put them on the right track... and he is trying to spoil them. Did it hurt? Hey! He says did it hurt! Yes, Nicole. Where are you? Mom, we are at your mother's brother's house. -Really? -See it for yourself. She is very happy. -Let me show it to you. -It has a lot of calories. I don't eat these things. You throw away the one thing I could drink. You want some? Don't say anything. -I won't be able to eat anything, dear. -Are you happy now? I'll call you later, bye. Eat it. Here, look this way. You too have some. "Scoundrel..." -Why are you cursing, brother? -No, brother. I am not cursing. -I am just trying to hit the right notes. -I am rehearsing. -Okay. -These high mountains, these sunsets... -The flowing water, days fading away... -Excellent. Wonderful, that's quite deep, brother. -But what does it mean? -I don't know what it means, brother. My master used to say it. These things get you a girl very easily. Really, brother? Then do something for me too. Right away. Hear this. span style="style.default1"You and I.../span span style="style.default1"You and I.../span span style="style.default1"When we are close/span span style="style.default1"You look beautiful,/span span style="style.default1"You hit sweet notes/span span style="style.default1"A tree of mango.../span what? -Mango. -Yes. span style="style.default1"A tree of mango.../span span style="style.default1"And a tree of goodness.../span span style="style.default1"May you be mine/span span style="style.default1"What more could I want from this/span span style="style.default1"What more could I want from this!/span Amazing, brother. Superb. Write me another song. No brother, one is enough. You just need to trap the girl, not kill her. If the girl hears a few of my songs, she will die. Brother, actually, there are two girls. My heart says one thing and my mind says another. There's a confusion. No, brother. I will get cursed. This isn't what my master taught me. No. What has your master said? That I shouldn't teach one boy how to trap two girls. I could lose my skill. You don't have any skill to begin with. What did you say? I said your skills... Don't challenge me. If I start singing, I can light up lamps with my songs. Then do that. Go to sleep! If I decide to find my slippers... you'll be singing a different tune. She insulted my talent. Mr. Nusrat would never forgive her. -Take a blanket and go to sleep. -You are right, brother. Come on, get in. It's just water, get in. -I won't be getting in that. -Do you know how cold this water is? Dear, this is our Jacuzzi. Get in. Have a bath. -I won't bathe in it. -Get in. Who knows when you will come here next. Get in. Come on. She says, "let me show you our life." Now you look at our life. Come on, get in. They say glass rings and delicate hearts... -What is your name again, brother? -Amrik. Listen to me. Glass rings and delicate hearts, don't break. The gifts I gave once in love, please don't return them. Wonderful. -What a great poem, Manak. -Stop fooling around. Let me play. Here, do whatever you want. Tell me, which one should I move? -Left one or the right one? -Whatever you like. The one on the left is the one I like. Then remove the left one. Oh no, it's not you, but God who makes all the moves. Heer demands and Ranjha offers. What a poem, amazing! Aunt, you just reminded me of a poem. -Go ahead. -I'll regret for being at your wedding. -What will I do, Dad? -Regret it. I'll regret on being there for your wedding. But don't you worry... I won't leave anything undone at your funeral. I won't leave anything behind. Wonderful. Hey boy, take back his harmonium. -No, aunt. -No brother, not the harmonium. Okay. Manak, get some carrots from the field! We need to make carrot pudding for your aunt. Or else she will take the harmonium away. -Girls, what you see now... Yes. is the way of our life. These bitter and sweets moments make up life. Life doesn't always have to be about makeup and lipsticks. No matter how hard you try. I don't use any, Grandma. This is a lip balm. I was just saying it, dear. Come here, sit with me. Look, your mother left us. Sons kept me restricted to a room. You had some pity on me so you took me out. I am the same person. I haven't changed. Now look at my brother, he has been pampering me. Well, it all depends on your mind. You should fear God. Everyone has to face these days. -Grandma? -Yes. Which Gurudwara Sahib is this one? Dear, this is Shri Anandpur Sahib. span style="style.default1"This is one of the Five Takhts/span span style="style.default1"of the Sikh religion./span span style="style.default1"Here Shri Guru Gobind Singh,/span span style="style.default1"baptized the Five Beloved Ones./span span style="style.default1"And laid the foundation/span span style="style.default1"of Sikh religion./span span style="style.default1"Dear, these are the weapons/span span style="style.default1"Guru Gobind Singh.../span span style="style.default1"and his Singhs used to/span span style="style.default1"fight during the war./span Give it here. Give me the other one, not this one. -Wow, this is delicious. -Grandma, have an ice cream. You are offering ice cream to the girls? I brought one for you too. -Come here. -Yes? You know everything. I have years of experience. -Grandma... -I was once young like you. It would be great if one of them stays here. At least she won't cause trouble like her mother did. You can choose one of the two. If you say anything to the other then here's my stick. Now give me my ice cream. Give it. span style="style.default1"We can read each other's heart/span span style="style.default1"We even gather small dreams together/span span style="style.default1"I am a king and you are a queen/span span style="style.default1"I am a king and you are a queen/span span style="style.default1"We keep talking too/span span style="style.default1"See if there is scope of love/span span style="style.default1"Between us too/span span style="style.default1"See if there is scope of love/span span style="style.default1"Between us too/span span style="style.default1"Between us too/span Hey, girl. God has blessed you with a beautiful body. Why do you want to destroy it by these scribblings? Grandma, I just want one last tattoo. -I want to write Justin Bieber here. -Who is he? Look over here, Grandma. He is a singer. Don't you have any shame? You will write a stranger's name on your chest? Look at this idiot laughing. -Grandma! -I am right, dear. You shouldn't destroy beauty... With exposure. It catches an evil eye. span style="style.default1"I can keep listening to you forever/span span style="style.default1"I like the journey if you are with me/span span style="style.default1"I can keep listening to you forever/span span style="style.default1"I like the journey if you are with me/span span style="style.default1"Why do we pray.../span span style="style.default1"Why do we pray for/span span style="style.default1"Each other's well being too?/span span style="style.default1"If there is a scope of love/span span style="style.default1"Between us/span span style="style.default1"If there is a scope of love/span span style="style.default1"Between us/span span style="style.default1"Between us/span span style="style.default1"Why are you dearer than/span span style="style.default1"The destination to me?/span span style="style.default1"Why you feel like a support to someone/span span style="style.default1"Without a support like me?/span span style="style.default1"Why are you dearer than/span span style="style.default1"The destination to me?/span span style="style.default1"Why you feel like a support to someone/span span style="style.default1"Without a support like me?/span span style="style.default1"Why do we keep feeling/span span style="style.default1"Attracted towards each other?/span span style="style.default1"If there is a scope of love/span span style="style.default1"Between us/span span style="style.default1"If there is a scope of love/span span style="style.default1"Between us/span span style="style.default1"If there is a scope of love/span span style="style.default1"Between us/span span style="style.default1"God Almighty/span These girls didn't keep you well, Mother. Like you have kept feeding me with healthy things. Don't you have anything to say? What happened if I threw away the tea? Couldn't you offer it to me once again? She just left with the glass. And taunted me too. -And you two... -You want me to transfer the land to you? Kids come to their mother's maternal home to have a good time. But they've uncles like you... then they'd never even wish to look here. They are the daughters of the sister... who fed you her share of morsel. You are a clever lot. And you Ajaib? It is your land. She won't be coming here. Do you understand? Couldn't you be upfront? Why did you have to beat around the bush? I thought your father never invited them, but you did. Mother, you too were upset. Don't I have a right to be upset? And you can do whatever you please? Don't you two too have brothers? Do they also behave like this? Embroidered Indian dresses. They aren't greedy for them. Her pants are more expensive than all the clothes you have. Grandma, it was the land clerk who instigated us. And how is he related to you? Don't you have any brain? Let's go. They just walked away. -Here you go, Mother. -The fight over land has come to an end. Here you go, Mother. -What did you tear? -The title of the land. Then what did I tear? -Damn! -You tore that kid's certificate! Idiots. Is that all? You lot, go and make some tea. You are sitting here as if you are guests here. We'll make it, Mother. Aunt, I want some bread with pickle along with tea. Sure, dear. You taught them a good lesson. Everybody's fine. Here you go. Why don't you help me? Please, like a good sister-in-law? You will have to talk to her on your own. She will say that the one who cannot even say it... how will he fulfil it? And sharing your feelings with a toy dog won't help. Just go ahead and tell her everything. Shall I call her? Yes. span style="style.default1"Look at her waist move.../span -Uncle? -Yes? Once I go to Canada, you will be the first one I'll invite. God bless you, son. But when are you going? I'll go once you get me married. Fine, I'll get you married but first let us find a girl. Come on, you have two girls at home... and yet you want to go outside to seek a bride for me? Damn you to hell! You have ill intentions for the girls of our family! -What happened, Ajaib? -I'll teach you a lesson. What else could have happened, Mother? He has ill intentions for the girls of our family! -Teach him a lesson. -I'll send you to Canada, come on! Come here, Neeta! Reshma, come here. Save me from uncle's wrath, aunt! Hurry up! -Help! Someone save me! -Hit him harder! -Help me, aunt! -He is your uncle, let him beat a little. Uncle! Calm down. You think others are foolish. -You are the only clever ones. -Yes, yes. Reshma, teach them a lesson right here. -Hit him hard. -Don't hit me, brother. Oh no! Neeta, what are you waiting for? -Hit him as well. -Not my hair, not my hair... Teach a lesson to this lover boy. Brother, I am begging you. Brother... let me go, brother. Turn his ears red. Yes, Amrik? Nicole said you wanted to talk to me? I wanted to say that... Settle my dues. Fine. I'll settle the dues tomorrow when we go to the airport. Okay. Listen, do you want to pinch or punch? -I'll pinch... -I'll punch. -Pinch him! -Stop it! Take these. Eat them here itself. You won't even get a bite outside. They keep eating them quite often. Manjeeti too used to feed her brothers like this. Oh no, I don't know why I mentioned that cursed one. Grandma... Mom, here, talk to Grandma. Hello, Mother? You finally missed me? Now will you only keep wailing or will you also say something? I made a mistake, Mother. I was of such an age. I didn't have any sense. You were smart enough. You must have thought that your father... would marry you off to someone dark and ugly. So you found someone fair as milk for yourself. Hey, I am sure he didn't love you more than I did. Did you never miss us, dear? I used to miss you a lot, Mother. But how could I talk to you? I had made such a big mistake. Please forgive me, Mother. "Please forgive me, Mother." I feel like hitting you just the way I had beaten you up... in the storeroom, when you had worn that embroidered dress. Now will you only keep crying or... will you say something as well? Mother, will you say something or... will you only keep cursing me? You look so good in the embroidered dress. Look, I am wearing an embroidered Indian dress. Moreover, Grandma didn't beat me up. span style="style.default1"Why do the warm relationships of/span span style="style.default1"Tender age go cold as you age?/span span style="style.default1"Why do people so close to you.../span span style="style.default1"Keep you away from their heart?/span span style="style.default1"Why do the warm relationships.../span span style="style.default1"Of tender age/span span style="style.default1"Go cold as you age?/span span style="style.default1"Keep you away from their heart?/span span style="style.default1"Keep you away from their heart?/span span style="style.default1"We had laughed and played together/span span style="style.default1"Who separated us, O' Mother?/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how do I wipe the tears/span span style="style.default1"And smile, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how do I wipe the tears/span span style="style.default1"And smile, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how do I wipe the tears/span span style="style.default1"And smile, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how do I wipe the tears/span span style="style.default1"And smile, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how do I wipe the tears/span span style="style.default1"And smile, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how, O' Mother/span span style="style.default1"Tell me how, O' Mother/span Okay then, thanks. Let's go. Have a safe journey. And call once you reach. I am thinking... we don't know for how much longer grandma will be among us. I wish to spend some more time with her. You should come back quickly with Mom. I promise. Buy yourself a guitar. -He likes you. He's a good man. -I know. The one who cannot even say it, how will he fulfil it? I know you won't say it. Fine, say it to him instead then. Don't act too smart. Don't miss your flight. You want to take Grandma out again? Okay, let's take her to Shimla. Such a wimp. Do you know any good tattoo artist around? Yes, I do. -Let's go there. -Let's go. Hey, girl. You didn't leave? I had, but I returned. -Where's your sister? -She left. She will be back with Mom. Girl, either stay back or leave. Don't keep changing your mind. It's confusing whether we should feel happy or sad. Don't worry, uncle. I am here to stay. I won't be going back. Really? What will you do here, dear? I used to run a restaurant there. Here I shall open a local roadside restaurant. Kash... I wanted to talk to you. Uncle, settle his dues. Sure. Tell me, how much do we owe you? No, I wanted to talk about something else. -Oh, really? -Then say it in front of everyone. Why hide anything from the family? In front of everyone? Go ahead, son. Grandma, I have chosen... Now save me from getting thrashed. I really like you a lot. I won't be going to Canada. It's okay. When you open your restaurant, I'll peel potatoes for you. Grandma, shall we go after him? He is flirting with our aunt. No, he is no stranger. He is your uncle. Don't go after him. Instead shift his bed, get it here. Go, hurry up. -Wonderful. -Come here, son. -When uncle will show up... -They will cook meat. -When uncle will show up... -They will cook meat. Girl, you couldn't stop yourself from getting these scribbling... -could you? -Didn't I say I wanted a tattoo? I got it done. Grandma, aunt has your name written on her arm. Come on, get started on peeling the garlic. We need to make chicken for the son-in-law. Why would the ladies peel them? If you want to eat it then you'll peel them. Right. Fine, dear. Now I fear you might want to become the village chief. What are you looking at, kids? Uncle is talking to aunt. Uncles are allowed to talk. Come on, come with me. Such smiles! What else is left to do? You couldn't go to Canada. It's okay. Canada for me is where you are. Oh my! Now say that while looking into my eyes. I won't be able to say it. I sometimes feel that you are a girl and I am a boy. Then you say it. What should I say? Tell me. You want a hug? span style="style.default1"They are jealous/span span style="style.default1"They are envious of me/span span style="style.default1"The ones who click pictures with you/span |
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