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Hana to Arisu (2004)
It's cold
I'm freezing! It's empty Of course, at this hour It's even weird we're here Stay awake! I'm sleepy! Where are we going? School Where are we going? School Hey! Are we getting on? No That was closing! I almost got squashed! Why are we here? Isn't that guy cool? Which one? Left Behind? Well? I'll bet they're brothers They don't look alike Sure they do They don't even know each other See? Brothers Just friends They get on at Fujiko You can have the younger one No, thanks Is he a foreigner? Half-Japanese He'd be scary if he wasn't He's cool! He's wearing a pink shirt! Cool! You have the kid brother I don't want him! It's freezing out there I don't want to go out Maybe it's hay-fever season... It's about that time Oh, I saw 'Hannibal' on satellite last night So did I I was scared Isn't he creepy? Yeah Don't you think real people are scarier... than zombies and ghosts? Yeah Stalkers and so on... He looks like someone Who? I don't know... Tom Cruise? What? DiCaprio? You mean him? Hannibal? Are you sick? No, but... I started thinking about that movie yesterday 'Hannibal'... You OK? Heart-broken, maybe Huh? You said he looked like Hannibal You said he looked like someone I'm getting all split ends I should cut it all off I wouldn't You like it long? I like it short You're not making sense And what's this guy talking about, anyway? '... Princesses-Ponpokopi-And- Ponpokona-Live-Forever-Jack' No, don't... Hana! What's wrong? Heart-broken? Soutenu, forward, side... Hana, get your leg up! I told you! Come on! You're still young! OK, that's it That's all for the barre Stretching, five minutes Five minutes?! Let's take a break How were your high-school entrance exams? Did you get into a high school? Yes! Yeah? Which one? Fujiko. With Yayoi Me, too Akatsuka Tezuka Tezuka? Congratulations! Come on, start stretching! So what about ballet? That is a problem... I want a life! Yeah! It's just about time All of you! Alice! Nagayo! Hana! From me to you! I guess I can't quit now 'Live-Forever-Through-Countless-Ages' 'Like-Fish-In-Water-While-Sea... ' '... And-Cloud-And-Wind-Remain... ' '... Never-Lacking-Food-Or-Shelter... ' '... Like-The-Children-Of-Shuringan- And-Gurindai-Of-Paipo... ' '... Princesses-Ponpokopi-And- Ponpokona-Live-Forever-Jack' The uniform sucks! Yeah Your collar's crooked So's your tie Get it right! Perfect! It sucks Why are you running? Wait! We'll be late! Oops! The storytelling club? That way Back there Next, please Wow! A girl wants to join our club, eh? A sign of the apocalypse! I'm 'Ataro The Crazed' My real name means 'Leaky Swamp' so I changed it to 'Crazed', eh? And him... he's 'Goro The Bang' His real name is, uh... 'Goro Explosion'? 'Miyamoto'. Masashi Miyamoto Is that your name, Bang? What a laugh, eh? What's your name? Hana 'Hana'? As in 'flower'? OK, then... 'Hana The Sweetie' No, 'Hana The Funky'! Which one? 'Sweetie'? You're kinda funky, eh Let's call you that Right, everyone? 'We just had a boy' 'Congratulations' 'I'd like Your Holiness to give him a lucky name' 'lf he's my son, he won't be too bright' 'How about 'Live-Forever'? ' 'Why 'Live-Forever'? ' 'He may not be too bright... ' 'but at least he'll have a long life' 'Would it help if he had a long name, too? ' There's no balls in it, Bang! The audience'll fall asleep! Aw, man! I tell him and tell him and he never gets better! Mr. Miyamoto? Mr. Miyamoto! Are you OK?! You smashed your head on that garage door! Who are you? Oh, no! Amnesia! Amnesia? Do you remember your name? My name? 'Live-Forever-Through-Countless-Ages' 'Like-Fish-In-Water...' '... Never-Lacking-Food-Or-Shelter... ' '... Like-The-Children-Of-Shuringan- And-Gurindai-Of-Paipo... ' '... Princesses-Ponpokopi-And- Ponpokona-Live-Forever-Jack' I remember You are hurt! I'm fine. I was just checking my memory My name's Masashi Miyamoto I'm fine What about me? Remember me? No Oh, no! You sure? Oh, you're the new Grade-10 girl What's my name? Uh, sorry... You said you loved me No, I didn't Yes, you did! You did! I did? Oh, no! You really do have amnesia! What are we gonna do?! I really can't remember Could you describe the circumstances for me? About when I said I loved you... if I really did You did Could you tell me more about it? Well, I'm not the one who said it I don't mind waiting till you remember Mr. Miyamoto... Anyway, how's your brother? My brother? I don't have a brother Didn't you tell me you did? No, I didn't He looks foreign Foreign? Last year you both took the train Oh, you mean Dave... Dave? A foreign student who stayed at our house Where's he from? America. He went home I wonder how he's doing... You remember him, but not me... Sorry Toilet Who's that?! What? Please! You didn't see anything! Why? What's there to hide? Who is he? Where'd you meet him? You didn't see him? I saw him. Who is he? You don't remember? No Do I know him? He's in my club Then how should I know him? Yeah Yeah... I guess not I've got to get back Hana! There's something lacking Are we really 'going out' or what? What's wrong? You're the one who said you liked me. Yeah... You realize that? Yes No, you don't Yes, I do You don't Not in your heart That's what's lacking I don't know whether I love you or not And you don't remember saying that you loved me What does that make us, I want to know Lovers? I don't know... See what I mean? But lately I get the feeling that I like you ...I think Really? Yeah. I dream about you all the time What dreams? I can't say Tell me! Maybe they'll come true I dream that the police take you away I hope that doesn't come true It's after me! Another one! When I activate the virus scan it goes all weird How? I can't access the internet Let me check it Really?! All these flowers... It's like a florist Can I talk to you for a minute? You like shopping, or are you running away from home? I'm sorry, just kidding I work for a talent agency Here's my card 'Paper Company' We get people work in films, TV, stage Excuse me... Hello? Hana? I can't hear you... Guess what! I've just been scouted! 'Scouted'? What do you mean? They want me to come to their office! Oh yeah? Come with me What? When? Now I can't It's in Harajuku I can't, I said Sure you can! Look, we're grown up now We're not glued to each other I mean, we're still friends, but... OK. I won't call again Hello? Alice? Hello? Come on, Alice! That's not fair! What happened? Something's wrong... Have you had that dream again? About the police? No Lately I dream about slugs What kinda dream is that? There's a huge slug chasing me I run like hell... and I finally get to where I think I'm safe When I turn around... A slug? No, you But for some reason I don't know who you are So I ask, 'Who are you? ' And you say... ...'I'm a slug' I turn around... ...and you are a slug It sure has been raining a lot lately Um... ...when will I see you again? Hm? Yeah... What's wrong? Nothing The light's changing! Made it! Mr. Miya? What's wrong? 96a. Are you OK? I'm fine Mr. Miya? I need to talk to you What about? You have a computer, don't you? Yeah... Turn it on It's on Press... ...'Command' plus 'F' Yes Command, F Then input... Who's that, Masa? Your girlfriend? Input j, u, g, e, m Now 'Return' I did See anything? Yes Now double-click, Command 'A', double-click Double-click, Command 'A', double-click... What are those pictures? I checked their dates It was before we met, right? Why do you have them? Did I really say I loved you? Yes Tell me the truth Who are you?! There's a girl named Tetsuko Arisugawa in Grade 10D She took them Do you remember? No Your ex-girlfriend Bullshit! It's true But you only went out with her because she forced you That's when I came along It was love at first sight That's what you told me She found out about it and started stalking you She took these pictures and sent them to me... ...as a kind of threat But I'd started to like you, too So I didn't let her frighten me, and I loved you right up till now Bullshit It's true You're awful! Peeking into my computer... You've never trusted me Not really That makes me sad I'm sorry Excuse me... What? Is Tetsuko Arisugawa here? Alice! Um... ...are you Tetsuko Arisugawa? What do you want?! We broke up! Go away! We're not friends any more OK I mean it! Not friends or anything If we see each other, we don't even speak OK But why do I have to be the ex-girlfriend Thank you! I can't breathe! Where? Here? Take it! An arabesque? OK? Nagayo! Nagayo! Yeah, that's cute! That hurts! No, don't! OK We should smile The one with her legs open widest at the top Like that? Good? Here goes... Toes together... Looking where? Say 'cheese'! This is hard! Relax! This is the last one Quick, take it! Thank you so much Alice... Fu... Are you alone? Yeah. You too? Yeah Where's Hana? We're not friends any more You're not? Did you have a fight? Order number 7 is ready You shouldn't fight! It wasn't a fight I eat a lot There's so much to choose from! Sorry Oh, hello! Um... ...she lives next door Oh Hello Hello, 'Hana' Hello Uh, Hana... Good-bye Good-bye, Hana Good-bye Good-bye Bye bye Good-bye She didn't even touch her food What are you having? This looks good I'll have that, then I'm back Tetsuko? What are you making? Today we have sukiyaki I'm sorry. I already ate Sorry I'm beat... Come on, Mom! How can I eat sukiyaki alone!? Why did you make it? I see... You're mad at me That's right Have some! I'll eat the meat If I have sukiyaki there has to be meat I don't mean to stick my nose in... but you're an adult If he's not talking marriage, don't get serious The yen's gone down again Where's Alice? I don't know Is she OK? Dunno No? Hana and Alice aren't friends... any more Really?! Did you have a fight? No Alice told me You keep your mouth shut, Fu You shouldn't fight, Hana You shouldn't fight, Hana! We're not! Do you believe me or Fu? Fu ...so everything that lives is wounded in some way... Sorry to cut you off... This is a variety show I dig where you're coming from in your approach to life... but if that reasoning takes you into a dark place... Oh, I'll be very cheerful when I talk about it... Tetsuko Arisugawa, from Paper Company Nice to meet you You too Could you tell us what sort of things... you've appeared in before? Nothing I see... What's your philosophy at 15? Do you have one? 'Philosophy'? A way you like to live... I don't know... But you really would like to do this, wouldn't you? Yes I'll be firing lines at you a lot in this Can you handle that? I don't know... You don't know... Why do you want this? You were with the... Ground Self-Defense Force? Do you have a philosophy that you live by? 'Don't brood, act' I'll never get that role Where? Where did you come from? Kanagawa I mean your agent Paper Company They're not very good Scouted? Yes Paper Company, huh? They're lousy They are? Very natural Perfect A cute young girl like you'd see anywhere Look at her eat! She hates chocolate? Scene 82, in the Sodom underground passage Masami... My name's Tetsuko That's your role Akiko... 'What do I do? ' 'I know... I'll blow something up' Kazuo, if you could lay down here... And Yuji... Forward Akiko... around here And Masami here I'm nervous! Ready? And... Go! Yuji! Where are you?! Here! I can't see! Hang on! I've got a flashlight! There's someone here! Masami? Wake up! What do I do? What's wrong?! It's a corpse! OK! OK! OK! OK! Thanks Once more? No, I'm OK That's fine, then? Thank you Well done No? Yes... Thank you Yes Thank you I'll keep trying Yes A high-school entrance gift I don't know what's popular now That's what we got when I was in school Whether we used them or not Stick it in the back of a drawer and take it out sometimes... and think I was given that'... and then put it back At least it'll remind you of when you started high school Use it that way A good-luck charm Can I use it? All you like But soon you'll run out of extra ink cartridges It's a nuisance having to buy them Then you'll probably stop using it anyway So what good is it? Well, if you think of it as a gift... It'll be harder to throw out That's why they last so long They're tough, fountain pens Tezuka High School? Is it co-ed or a girls' school? Co-ed Sailor uniform? Blazer I wish you'd worn it Letch What? Letch?! Please enjoy Good, huh? Yes How's the school? Not bad Sweet-bean fruit cocktail Excuse me... Sweet-bean fruit cocktail and seaweed pudding They have that? I'll have the pudding, too Certainly Don't you hate that? That was years ago I've never understood why you have to take calculus And Confucius, too. It's Chinese If you have to study Chinese grammar They should teach you how to speak it, too! I used to do business in Shanghai Chinese would be useful to learn One? Yes OK? Stick it back in Good Take it by the corner Shazam! We played cards at the seaside once... We did? Yes! The cards would've blown away They did They did? Hello? I'm sorry, no 'Wong'? I'm not Wong We just found this cell phone No, I'm not a friend Uh... not... friend Hello? I'm afraid not The owner of this cell phone must have dropped it Can you contact the owner? You are Chinese, too? Thank you He's Chinese Was that Chinese? Hello? Is this your phone? In Kamakura I'll take it to the police box Thanks We'll turn it in We've done a good turn Do they still teach Chinese classics in school? Yeah. We just had a test The grammar? That was on the test You know how they say 'I love you'? Wo ai ni Wo ai ni When will I see you next? Hmm... I'll phone you When? I'll call I'll e-mail you When did you get to learn e-mail? Not long ago Letch Why? See you Grab that seat What was that Chinese? Wo, wo...? Wo ai ni Wo ai ni... Bye Dad... Wo ai ni Zai jian', you should say 'See you again' Think of the saddest thing in your life There must be something I'm sorry OK, try and think of a sneeze Doesn't that make your eyes get wet around the edges? I'm sorry That's fine, then Thank you Saute, passe, saute, passe, saute, pas couru, arabesque, saute... ...pique, pique, jet, jet, jet pique, pique, jet, jet, jet, pose OK? You got it? Saute... stop, and arabesque! Jump! Higher! Get ready! Saute... Stop... arabesque! Jump! Jump... get ready... Leap! Higher! Higher! I hurt my leg Let me see Here? Ow!! Hana! Are you OK? Come on, let's do the fouettes... What's the matter? You shouldn't fight! I don't have any pain... but a part of my memory hasn't come back Doctor? Wait! Didn't we used to go out? We used to go out, didn't we? Yeah, we did Hana! Your phone It's a guy Hello? Alice? How's your leg? It's that guy again! What guy? Your guy! No! Mr. Miya? Yeah! What does he want? I just wanted to check Why is he asking me if I went out with him? He should know! What's wrong with him? Didn't I tell you? He's got amnesia He's got what? Amnesia'! A M N E S I A You're kidding! Why didn't you tell me? I thought you knew I didn't! And I never thought he'd be wandering around here What do I do now? For now just pretend you used to go out with him He's lost his memory, so he doesn't remember any of it So just make it all up I'm sorry What you were saying? Huh? Uh... You might find this hard to believe... but I... have amnesia What?! You're kidding! Remember here? We had our first date here You don't remember? No How seriously were we... ...in love? Gee, I don't know... But... ...I loved you Tell me more Different things Like what? What did I call you? Alice Alice? Yeah And you? What did you call me? What? Remember, I was good at reading palms? You've got a really wavy life-line I still do onomancy, too Remember? It's been so long! Write your name Boy, this takes me back! Write your name I'll tell your fortune 'MIYAMOTO MASA... ' What were we talking about? What you called me Mark 'Mark'? Mr. Miyamoto at first. Then Mr. Masashi Then Masashi, Masa, and finally 'Mark' 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... Mark... But I guess I can't call you that any more Tell me more Lately I think about you all the time When I do... ...for some reason... ...my heart starts pounding That's love, I think What do you think? That's love, isn't it? If it really was love... ...that'd be proof that we used to go out Maybe my memory's starting to come back But why did I dump you and start liking Hana? That I don't understand You'll remember I just... ...don't understand it physically To tell you the truth about Hana, I don't really... You don't like her? It's not that... It's like... ...she's not the type of girl I would approach But you did. And then you came to hate me I wonder if that was really me... It's like there's... ...another me somewhere This tree! Remember this? It's where we first kissed It's raining It's like we've gone back to that day I don't remember at all That's great I wish I could forget Mark... Hey, you! Hey! You OK? Hey! You all right? You OK? Excuse me! What happened? Mr. Miya! Your friend? Are you OK?! He should be OK! Mr. Miya! Come in I'll bring a towel Can I go buy you something? I'll be fine if I just lay down a bit Sure, lay down As long as you like Have you got a fever? You're hot You might be getting a cold If my memory comes back... ...but only half of it... ...then what? Half? The first half If I only remember the part when I was going out... ...with Arisugawa ...then what? What'll you do then? I don't know Maybe you should sleep for a little while I'll go to the drug store Who's that? I'm back Hana, are you here? Look at you! Hana! Oh, shit! No! No! Alice?! What the hell are you doing? De-stressing You scared me! How's Mark? 'Mark'? Your boyfriend Don't call him that! Mark and I date sometimes Stop calling him that! What? 'Date'? What are you talking about? Hey! Hey! What do you mean? You didn't know? He comes to ask me about the old days He didn't tell you? I'm playing at being his old girlfriend He hasn't told you? How are you two getting along, anyway Oh yeah, some of his memory's come back That's what he said You didn't know? Oh, didn't I tell you? His memory won't come back Never Is that right? That's right Didn't I tell you? It's not amnesia he's got Then what's he got? Nothing Then what? He's normal He is not normal at all! It's like a fixation You know, like a hysterical pregnancy I don't understand He was told he had amnesia, and he believed it Can that happen? Sure You have a boyfriend... Me? No Sure you do I don't You do! I don't! You've got amnesia too! No, I don't! Do I? Hana's... ...gone out shopping Oh? Want some coffee? Make yourself at home So he doesn't... ...have amnesia No Then why not tell him the truth? No way! I can't do that now! Why not? It'd be a disaster! First, he'd find out you're not his old flame Yeah... That's bad Real bad! And he finds out I'm not his girlfriend! Aren't you? No What are you? I'm his girlfriend while he has amnesia And you're not if he doesn't? No, I'm not! Do you understand now? You lied to him?! He believed me. What else could I do? I never dreamed he'd really fall for it, though You're amazing! What'll you think of next Well, that's how it is I'm counting on you But he says his memory's starting to come back There's nothing to come back As he hasn't lost his memory So what's he remembering? Nothing But he says when he's with me that his heart pounds... ...that he's in love I see... Is he after me now? He's after me! Get wet You're in trouble! Perfect timing! We were just talking about your problem She knows things about you that I don't Something to help you remember And I hear you two have been seeing each other Why were you keeping that a secret from me? I wasn't... It's awful that you're hiding things But I've been talking to her about how to cure you, too That's a fact, so let's let bygones be bygones I'm happy to say she's agreed to help Haven't you? You say thank you, too Mr. Miya! Whoa whoa whoa! It feels great! I guess so... Stop it! Take this Turn it Do you remember this? We jumped rope like this Ow! Does it hurt that much? The rope's wet I'll turn and you skip But... who was skipping then? You need three people The kids! We were playing with some kids that were here We couldn't do that with just the two of us! No! Come on, Mr. Miya I'm starving! I can't go any further I'm sure it was around here We had lunch together, remember? Where is the cafe? Here It's gone So where are we going to get lunch? I was afraid this would happen so I brought something Alice's special rice-ball sandwiches! What is this? You used to love these, Mark Do you remember now? I don't know whether I want milk or miso soup Mark, are you happy? You are, aren't you? You've got a nice girlfriend like Hana... Who cares if you don't remember, as long as you're happy now I have to say this? Mark, are you happy? You are, aren't you? You've got a nice girlfriend like Hana... Who cares if you don't remember, as long as you're happy now. Mr. Miya, I'm really, really happy right now Hey, you remember this? Take a card Remember it Put it back Um... this one? No That's weird... It was the 5 of Spades Yep Yep And next... Hey! It's just like before The wind blew the cards away that time, too We played that game... ...where you have to find the Ace of Hearts first What did we bet? That was a great game. Let's play it! So whoever finds the Ace of Hearts wins OK Yay! I win! So... ...what'll I order you to do OK... ...as of today, Mark's mine Break up with him No way! I didn't mean it Just kidding! What was that for?! Why did you do that?! Hey! Cut it out! A bit more Coming in Up a bit Up? Move a bit left... Right, dumb-ass! This way... That's down! Really? The butterfly! A bit to the right... Right How's that? The butterfly's moving... Sorry... Excuse me That's good Move I'm sorry Okay Ms. Kano, stand by please OK. Down you get Don't touch anything Sorry Watch your step Ms. Kano? She's up there! Ms. Kano's on the set! Nice to meet you all Could you sit here? There's just a few now... ...but we'll CG a ton of them in later You'll be amazed This is a test! When you hold me tight, they will fly... What's wrong? You're crying Did you get dumped? I wonder why I broke up with you... Do you know the reason? I won't say I don't want to lose you again One of these days you'll start to like Hana again... ...and you'll throw me away Then I'll be alone again End of story I lost my hat here It's probably still at the bottom of this pond I haven't been on one of these for years! Do you mind? Are you serious? You put a coin in? It's busted Guess so Hello? Hello? No one I'm hungry There you go We'd always end up eating seaweed pudding I didn't used to like it much... but now I do It reminds me of us What's wrong? Don't you want it? Not really... You used to like it Don't you remember? I can't eat seaweed pudding I'm allergic to it If I eat it I get real sick I always have Which means... either you remember wrong... or you're lying Do I really have amnesia? I'm sorry It's all lies? I'm sorry So... I was never anything... special to you Was this Hana's idea? I'm not telling But what about that game with the Ace of Hearts? You told Hana. To break up with me You didn't mean that? That was... ...just a joke You didn't find the ace, did you? You cheated Why? I found the ace No, you didn't. I did Here it is This is a different deck Did you really find this there? Yeah You're kidding! It's true Give me a minute Hey... have this Put it... away in the back of a drawer Someday... you see it there... think of me I'll do that every day That won't work! It didn't last long... but it's like we were really going out Wo ai ni What's that? Not telling Zai jian What? Not telling 'You turn into a miser who can't count to six' 'You count five closing your fingers, and you hate to open them again' 'Some people are just greedy' 'Sankichi! ' 'There's a nail sticking out' 'Go next door and borrow a hammer' 'Be right back' 'Excuse me, could I borrow your hammer? ' 'To hammer what? ' 'A nail, of course' 'Don't worry, I won't hammer your head' 'Then I can't lend it' 'You'll wear it out if you use it on a nail' 'I see' 'Boss, I couldn't borrow one' 'Hammer your head... ' 'Don't worry, I won't hammer your head' 'Then I can't lend it' 'You'll wear it out if you use it on a nail' When's the festival? Next week? It's so close 'A nail, of course. Don't worry, I won't hammer your head' 'Then I can't lend it' 'You'll wear it out if you use it on a nail' 'I see... ' 'Boss, I couldn't borrow one' 'Why not? ' 'He says I'll wear it out if I use it on a nail' Tezuka High School Culture Festival Come on in! The Festival is under way! That it is! Can you keep that energy right to the end? I can't hear you! Say, yeah!!! The Drama Club's doing 'Jungle Emperor', eh? That's going to cut into our time! It only leaves us five minutes! So the Committee says Now what, eh? That's only time for one Who's it going to be? That's the problem, eh? My old Granny can't walk any more She should stay home... ...but she wants to see her grandson perform, eh? She's been excited all day I saw her in her wheelchair... ...coming out of the washroom, and our eyes met, eh? And she said, 'Go get 'em, boy! ' But that's not important, eh? So... which one of us is it going to be? But the Phys-Ed teacher scares me, eh He said to do 20 push-ups, eh? I only did three, and now he calls me 'Old Three Push-ups' He's right into it You never know what'll scare someone, eh? With some people it's bean-paste buns, eh? And there's a story about them, eh? Man, was I nervous, eh? I didn't see anyone in a wheelchair You didn't? I was so nervous... ...I didn't even see the audience, eh? Like a drink? I'll go buy something No, no, no! I'm buying, eh? Why have you got this? Can I tear it up? No! Why? It's no big deal Tear it up Why should I? Should we break up? Why? Fu! Oh, hi! Congratulations Thank you for coming Go on in Hana! Come and see my pictures Over here Go in! Dance of the Wind Thank you for coming They're very good Thank you They move There's atmosphere Thank you I shot them from all kinds of different angles... They all seem such good friends... Yes, we are Thank you These shots I took... ...from above... ...and from different places Excuse me Hana... Are you still fighting with Alice? It's not a 'fight'... You shouldn't fight You know 'the flower house'? The what? There was a house everyone called 'the flower house' If you passed that house on the way home... ...you'd see a girl peeking out the window Everyone thought the flower house... ...was kind of creepy My mother said that one day the girl in that house... ...started hating school, and would never go outside But one day that girl came... ...to study ballet When we met the girl from the flower house... ...she was really nice It was Alice who brought you to ballet, wasn't it You shouldn't fight Oh, thank you! It's not a fight You changed? You've got to go on right now, eh? What?! One of the giraffes fell over! The show must go on! We have to fill in, eh? What about Mr. Miya's 'Live-Forever'? He's on now He's almost done Hana The Funky... You're the closing act! Hurry and get changed, eh? 'Live-Forever-Through-Countless-Ages' 'Like-Fish-In-Water-While-Sea... ' '... And-Cloud-And-Wind-Remain- Never-Lacking-Food-Or-Shelter... ' '... Like-The-Children-Of-Shuringan- And-Gurindai-Of-Paipo... ' '... Princesses-Ponpokopi-And- Ponpokona-Live-Forever-Jack' You're such a nuisance, you can have them all She's not here yet! I'll have to fill in with 'Careless Messenger', eh? A great lord once had a retainer named Jibuemon... ...a man who forgot things an awful lot, eh? Can you tie my sash? One day his lord gave him an important message to deliver 'How do you do? ' 'I am Sandayu Tanaka, retainer of this household' 'I am Jibuemon Jibuta I serve Lord Sugidaira' Mr. Miya... ...are you in love... ...with Alice? If you are... ...in love... ...with Alice... ...that means... ...you're really... ...in love Alice is... ...really nice, so... ...be happy with her 'I've always been the kind of man who forgets things' 'But if you pinch my ass real hard... ' '... it's amazing what I remember' Are you still mad about the card? No That's not it 'Don't be shy! Go on! ' 'Pinch my ass with those big pliers, eh? ' 'Pinch that cheek as hard as you can! ' 'Here goes, then! ' 'Go! ' I'm sorry... ...I lied Mr. Miya... you don't have amnesia The fact is... ...that you and I... ...haven't fallen... ...in love You're wrong Don't jump to conclusions Get off the stage! I already know everything About how my amnesia was a lie... ...and all the bad things you did 'Not yet! Keep going! ' 'Now I remember! ' First, knock'em dead 'What is your lord's message? ' 'I forgot to ask when I left the castle! ' 'It's good to be thrifty... ' '... but when it goes too far it's a problem for everyone' 'You turn into a miser who can't count to six' 'You count five closing your fingers... ' '... and you hate to open them again' 'Some people are just greedy' But it looks like the last performer was so bad... ...that everyone left I'm here You want me to go on? Once again Take it up a stop Ready? OK, change it a little Good Is that enough? That's fine OK, polaroid For 64, too Who's that? Is she auditioning? Down she goes For sure! Tired? No This is the last one Good It's a bit punk... That's OK It's for the title page OK Great. Good work Thank you Thank you very much! Can we decide on next month's page 4 girl? Sure Have your smoke Mako! Coffee, please One of these Anyone's fine They're all here I'll call them Ms. Shinohara? Yes I'm Yuki Shinohara, 22 How tall are you? 5 feet 6 inch 169cm Thank you Thank you Thank you very much! We'll call you Good-bye Ms. Machida... She's not his type at all Down she goes I was in 'Melmo' a couple of years ago Lift your bangs... OK, thanks Ask her something! Thank you We'll call your agent Harumi Yes! This way Yes! Look at that old bitch! Down she goes I'm Harumi, 24 Skills? Swimming Specialty? Butterfly Do it for me Huh? You mean here? Yes What are you doing? You said butterfly... How could I... Butterfly! Like in swimming?! I thought she meant 'dancing' Dancing?! I'm sorry Stand up Swimming! She was going to swim! A pro! The poor thing! Fine. Thanks Thank you Ms. Arisugawa... Yes Tetsuko Arisugawa. Nice to meet you Hello? Just a minute. You're breaking up Hello? Yes... Ballet? Yes Can you dance? Yes Dance, then We're doing auditions Like that... Is that all? And like this... OK, thanks That's fine, thanks Is it all right if I really dance? Sure Could I have some paper cups? Sure There's water there Could I have some duct tape? Sure Supper? I can be home in time to cook One moment, please I'll be later than that Do you need tights or something? That's all right I don't mind It's still light out! I can't get out of here that easy! Just because you're done early... Wow! OK, bye That's all Great! What's this audition for? I don't know What's going on? She danced for us! Great You danced? Yes What? Ballet Is she done? Yeah, OK. Thanks Well done You know your way back? OK? We'll call your agent Take care Thank you See you Thanks! You had her dance? In a mini-skirt? She was great Her agent'll complain To me! So which one? This one You're sure? I'll call Sure She can dance, too That has nothing to... She was great anyway Cute panties, huh? That had nothing to do with it! You were looking! I'll phone What is it? Forgot my shoes You left like that? Yes Well done Take care I'm back What's going on? Moving? Cleaning. You help, too What's this? Pick up this stuff before you start vacuuming You're right Oh yeah... What are you doing this Sunday? Sunday? Why? I've got a friend coming... ...so I'd like you to be out A boyfriend? A friend Hello? Yes... A job? Yes... thank you I'll do my best 10 yen change Come on! Show me the cover Show me! OK, OK! 3, 2, 1... Ta-da! Oh... shit! What? A mosquito It's bright red! That's awful! Shut up! Still, it's great! I don't believe this! |
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