Leave him alone or I'll shoot!
Let me see your hands!
Back off! Stay there!
Stay there, you cocksuckers!
Don't move!
Don't move!
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Jolly, can sleep here tonight?
Get lost!
Can have something to drink?
Help yourself.
What do you want?
What would want?
You're always staring like an idiot.
This is boring.
I'm tired.
Where's your key?
Common, let me in.
You have a key. Where is it?
Stop being so stupid.
Don't you have a bed in your room?
Asshole.
Hey, Mom.
Where is my savings book?
Never lay a hand on me again.
Never.
Mom.
Or you're a goner.
Honest.
Hey, dude!
Why are you here on a weekend?
My mom called to say have to stay here.
And her?
- She's sleeping here.
What are you doing here?
I'm sick of my home situation.
Your mom giving you a hard time again?
Want to get baked?
- You got something?
Excuse me?!
Be quiet, I'm trying to sleep
I'm coming too.
Dream on!
I'll tattle to the headmistress.
Shut up and go back to sleep!
What kind of a retard are you?
Chill out, dude,
you gotta press your lips together...
Or say "bass".
Or "punschkrapfen".
We will shortly be
arriving in Leoben.
What's the problem, you fairy?
You want me to kick your ass?
Or look here?
You bitch!
Fairy!
You looked on purpose.
You're into pain.
- Yeah, I'm into pain.
You forgot to say "thanks".
- Thanks, thanks.
Thanks!
You pig.
Fuck you.
We can just go to the park
and get some hibiscus tea
and find some sucker
who thinks it's weed.
- Are you crazy?
OK. Perfect.
Until it comes back out.
- No, like this.
That's disgusting.
Orange juice would be great right now.
They think I'm not coming,
it'll be a total surprise.
And then there's Manu,
he's the big boss.
You don't want to mess with him.
He always gets jealous
if people give him shit.
Shit!
Your tickets please!
YOU again?!
Open up, tickets please!
- Let me shit!
I'm opening the door!
Morning.
- What do you want?
Tickets please!
Sorry, no tickets here.
No tickets, then come with me.
Don't get Pl-pushy!
Get your grandma to come with you.
On the count of three.
Graz, Central Station.
You are on platform 3.
Tino.
Bolz.
Got a new board?
- Shit no.
Give it to me.
- No.
Dude, chill out.
Give me the board.
Hand it over!
Jolly, you're such an asshole!
Thought you couldn't
make it this weekend.
Snuck out.
Hey bozo, your piece of shit.
How's it going, dude?
- Who's he?
My best friend from school.
This is Man...
This is Bolz.
This is Cleo.
We already met, man.
This is Bunny.
Our little funny bunny.
We're your cheerleaders.
Give me a "J"!
Give me an ""!
Give me an "L", wait...
Give me a "Y"!
Like that's gonna work!
That'll take way too long.
So what!
As long as someone stands watch.
Common, it'll take forever.
Hi!
- Hello!
We need some detergent advice.
- Can help you?
Which one is better for us?
Depends on what you want to wash.
Pretty much everything
But especially this...
- 'Cause like here...
Hey Bunny,
that's twice as big as you,
you can't take that.
This is mild cleansing foam.
Mild cleansing foam...
If you want to wash everything
this one is better.
We read the back and
it doesn't say anything...
Are you done yet?
- We're in a hurry.
Just a second, sorry.
Thank you, have a nice day. Bye!
- Keep the change.
Thanks, have a nice day.
I'd say just try it out
I'd say we're not taking it.
Then go put it back.
- Go stick it up your ass.
What's the big idea?
You have to pay!
Same as everyone else!
Just because you're the
boss, you can't...
What's the big idea?
What are you doing?
No, don't want to!
You want a squirt?
Common faster.
Give me some more.
A whorehouse.
I've been inside there.
You're crazy.
- Yeah sure.
With my dad.
Believe it or not.
We're going in there right now.
Give me that!
And your beanie.
- Chill out.
I'll buy you a new one.
Don't want to go, no!
You can't do this!
Give me...
Asshole!
I'm pulling this thing off, man.
Fuck it.
Alright.
Do look good?
Fuck you!
Fuck you, you sluts!
Motherfuckin' hoes!
Fuck all of you!
Fuck you!
What are you staring at!
Fuck you, you retard.
Killer!
Shit, here they come.
Where is he?
He was scared shitless.
- What did he do?
Nothing.
He just stood there perplexed.
Another guy had his pants open.
He was jerking off or something.
Where are you?
Can we blow this scene, man?
Go ahead and come.
We're on our way to the park.
Yeah, right now.
Then see you at the kebab place.
Bye.
Is everything OK?
Can help you?
Can drop you off somewhere.
That's OK, thanks anyway.
Just came here to earn money.
Then I'll be moving on to America,
the land of opportunities.
Saw those little bastards back there.
You know what?
You should have socked them in the nose,
like this.
If you tell me where their nose is.
Damn!
Think
the world is full of assholes.
Yeah.
Do you think they should all be shot?
No, don't.
Do you?
Yes.
Sometimes think that would be best.
And who decides who the assholes are?
Maybe I'm an asshole too.
No, no, no, not you!
You can just tell.
Think that's totally killer!
Jolly. Hi, I'm here.
Who's that?
Can have a bite?
I'm hungry.
Thanks.
Does she need friends?
Yeah, totally.
You're not from here either?
No, I'm from Germany.
What brings you to Graz?
Common, tell me!
Love?
Love makes you blind.
Sorry, is it OK to laugh about it?
It's good to laugh about it.
Nice, isn't it?
No thanks!
Can show you a trick.
Look, can do this...
I'm stupid.
I'm blind.
Fuck, just drenched my
cigarette in tequila.
You guys want some too?
They don't need it, they're busy.
Manu, got any tobacco?
Fairy
Thanks!
Moms always say their sons are OK,
and then at home...
She gets on my case all the time,
and guess what she said the other day.
She wants to meet my friends.
Now my dad can cope
with the fact that get stoned.
My dad is actually pretty cool.
You should go on a talk show.
I'm totally not interested.
What is it?
- Nothing
I'm gonna take a piss.
No, please don't!
Common.
Shit!
Fuckin' cops!
She's not home.
Really!
I've been trying to tell you
Good evening. Police.
I'm Officer Mittelberger.
Good evening.
It's OK.
Go on.
Your son and 2 minors
were drunk and playing in a fountain.
It's 4 a.m., he's underage,
we're bringing him home.
Sorry, but can't help you.
Mom.
If you'll excuse me.
Young man,
now we have a problem.
OK, I'll distract them,
and you run, as fast as you can, OK?
Don't even know where.
- That way!
Hope can do this.
Get your hands where can see them!
Want to see your hands!
- Easy.
Stay there!
What's wrong, huh?
Don't move!
Don't move!
Let's take this car.
- What?
Please, it is so awesome!
Go for it, but be careful.
- Are you nuts?
Hurry up!
- Just a sec!
Shit!
Common, faster!
Awesome!
You know what's even more awesome?
- What?
Our ticket to freedom.
What's that?
Savings book, Elli.
Anything in it?
Excuse me?!
Are we really doing this?
Let's go back to town.
Don't freak out, it's too late now.
Awesome!
Let's go some place cool.
Let's go to the ocean.
Let's go to Italy.
You know what's best of all?
- What?
We've got each other!
You're right.
We're never coming back, you dickwads!
Cocksuckers!
Good morning!
Paulitsch from Call4Life.
Hope I'm not disturbing you,
Mrs. Heiner.
We have 15 years of experience
and 20,000 satisfied customers
in the insurance business and we'd
like to inform you about your options.
Thank you anyway.
Maybe another time. Good-bye!
Good morning!
Paulitsch from Call4Life.
Hope I'm not disturbing you,
Mr. Hirzer.
We have 15 years of experience
and 20,000 satisfied customers
in the insurance business and
we'd like to inform you about...
Gobi, you were 15 minutes late again.
What am going to do?
Help me out.
This is your second warning and
you're not getting a third one.
Like you, you know that,
but have to think about the company too.
You understand, don't you?
Gobi.
Good morning!
Paulitsch from Call4Life.
Hope I'm not disturbing you,
Mr. Hoffmann.
We have 15 years of experience
and 20,000 satisfied customers
in the insurance business...
No?
Maybe another time.
Thank you.
Hi, this is Gobi Paulitsch,
Johannes' mom.
I'm busy this weekend and
was wondering if Johannes
could stay at the boarding school.
No, it won't happen all the time.
Good, thank you!
Good-bye!
Did it!
What?
What?
Called.
It seems to be standard procedure.
As long as it isn't every weekend,
she said.
Who?
- The headmistress.
Have the weekend to myself.
- That's terrific!
You can relax this weekend.
You said it.
Let's go bar hopping.
Tomorrow, OK?
I've got plans for tonight.
Oh yeah?
What? Tell me!
Markus! Hi!
Do you have a sec?
Left Johannes at school this weekend.
Can't take it any more,
can't take it.
Just can't get through to him any more.
Don't want to argue with you.
Can you pick him up tomorrow?
So he's not all alone the whole weekend.
No, I'm not owing again.
Just happen to be cutting onions.
Don't have the nerves
for your stupid jokes.
Can we just finish planning tomorrow?
No, now. Let's plan it now.
No, please don't hang up.
Don't hang up!
Need some downtime now and then too.
My boyfriend and his son were alone
for six years!
How does he respond to you?
Suddenly a woman.
No problem at all.
He's so glad to finally have a little...
He doesn't see you as a surrogate mom?
Well, it's kind of funny
because he does in a way.
If he's got a problem...
It depends.
Sometimes am his mommy
if he needs to cw,
but then I'm like a friend too,
we even go out together.
It's really cool.
Good combination.
Yes, think it's terrific.
At first was afraid
we'd have problems...
That nothing you did would be right?
But really got lucky.
The other day he said it was great
to have me there.
Sorry...!
Frank!
Frank, it's me...
Lara.
Frank, you forgot your wallet.
Hey, pal!
Pal... Money...
Get Frank!
Stop staring and get Frank!
Common, tell him to come out...
Did...?
You forgot it, yes.
Thanks.
Matter of honor.
Sometimes my co-worker has
a wild imagination.
I'd like to show you something.
The most beautiful view you can imagine.
Baby, shake your breasts for me!
I've forgotten how.
Like this!
No, to do my makeup!
never go out.
We'll see to that.
What?!
It's him!
Who?
Told you about him.
Not the one in the lavender...
- Yes!
Andrea, that's my boss.
- What?
Yeah, told you about him too.
He's coming over.
Girls...
What a nice surprise.
Join me at my table?
- Sure.
There's always room for you two.
Gobi, how nice, do you come here often?
Have a seat. Allow me to introduce:
Ms. Paulitsch...
We've totally lost track of time.
Shall we go?
Go ahead!
Go ahead.
Bye!
Shit,
what do do now?
Stay cool!
Good evening! Police.
I'm Officer Mittelberger.
Good evening.
- Good evening.
It's OK. Go on.
Your son and 2 minors
were drunk and playing in a fountain.
It's 4 a.m., he's underage,
we're bringing him home.
Sorry, but can't help you.
Mom.
If you'll excuse me.
Young man,
now we have a problem.
Gobi?
Yes,
be right there!
No!
Leave me alone!
Calm down.
Get out!
Get out of my flat!
Get out!
Hello!
Hello, open up!
Is my son here?
Made a huge mistake.
sent him away.
Is he here with you?
You were at my flat just now.
My name is Paulitsch,
and blew everything
Is he here?
- Now calm down.
Alright, what's wrong?
Your fellow officer tried
to bring my son home,
and didn't want him with me.
And then his friends started yelling,
and then everyone ran,
and think they fired some shots.
Is he here with you?
We got anything on that?
Yes, three minors,
armed,
on the run...
We've got patrol cars out.
No, I'm sure my son isn't armed.
Please don't hurt him.
What's happening to him?
What are you doing?
Look, calm down,
go home, and we'll call you.
We're searching for him,
we'll call if we find out anything.
Do you have my number?
I'll leave you my number.
Karin!
Just a sec.
Hurry UP!
Just a sec!
Yeah, yeah, I'm finished!
Where's your key?
...And somewhere out
there maybe someone...
Jorg?
Go!
Go to sleep!
Mom.
Or you're a goner.
Honest.
Why are you late?
You know I'm dependent on you.
Can imagine places I'd rather be too.
Irresponsible is what you are.
Be more gentle.
No one should have to put up with you.
How can anyone stand this?
That hurts so much.
And they always just
leave you lying here.
Could you tell me where this is?
Pass it back!
Moron!
I'm hungry, let's go shopping!
Yeah! Shopping!
OK, let's go shopping!
Yeah, "shopping," you know...
Look!
Pretty.
Mom?
No...
Please, no!
She's resting in peace.
Life goes on.
Don't know what to do now.
For the last two years
I've come here every day
And now...
Go home to your loved ones.
You'll be better off with your family.
Hi.
It's OK.
We'll get through this!
Who are you?
Mr. Paulitsch, if you'll come with me.
Yeah, sure...
This is my son.
Your wife had a serious
traffic accident.
They told you that, right?
She is suffering from polytrauma.
We did emergency surgery
and during surgery
she went into ventricular fibrillation
What?
Did she...
Is she alive?
We're doing everything
we can for your wife
We are monitoring her
around the clock.
We've given her long-term anesthesia,
put her in a kind of coma.
And ask you
to look at the situation realistically.
We'll see how things
develop in a few days.
Your mom will pull through.
She's as tough as an old boot.
Common, Jolly!
Wait up!
Jolly, wait!
Klaus?
Klaus!
Saw you in the park today.
Are those your friends?
Nice, hm?
Guess who died today?
Who?
Grandma.
Come home with me.
No, gotta wait for Jolly.
See.
Can you sleep at home tonight?
Please.
Promise?
I'm gonna go look for Johannes.
You gonna wait here?
My son. come all the way from Vienna
and he runs off.
He's always had a mind of his own,
just like his mother.
This isn't about him.
What do you mean?
It's never been about him, has it?
Bye!
Since when do you smoke?
Karin.
Don't you have a boyfriend?
No.
No boyfriend at the moment.
Why?
It's just you must be...
You're beautiful, aren't you?
You're right.
Describe how you look.
I'm about 5 feet 8 inches.
Think I'd reach about up to here on you.
And I've got
blond hair,
straight hair.
You have curls.
Have
a little bit of a tan.
And here, look.
May?
Look, have lots...
have lots of very small hairs on my arm
They tickle.
Wish the sun would always shine.
I'm really ticklish.
OK, common!
What are you doing?
Slow down!
Slow.
Slow.
Why not?
May?
We're never coming back, you dickwads!
Cocksuckers!
Frank,
Champagne!
For me, for you, champagne.
Look, can do this...
You jerk.
Actually don't think I'm allowed
to drive like this.
Doesn't matter.
I'll turn a blind eye.
What was that?
A bird,
think.
Translation: Kimi Lum