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Hitchhiker Massacre (2017)
(dramatic music)
(banging) (heavy breathing) - Oh shit. Oh shit. (eerie sounds) (screeching sounds) (yells) My phone. My phone. My phone. My phone. Okay my battery. Work. Shit. (gasps) (eerie sounds) (screams) Let go of me. Help! Somebody help me! (screaming) Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my... (rock music) - Ooo. (clears throat) - You need more coffee for your sweetener hun? - You ain't got anymore of that hot chili do you sweetheart? - Still waiting on the meat delivery. - Hope you're not expecting a tip. - Mel when have you ever left me a tip? - Hey. - Huh? - Forget it. (cell ringing) - Oh perfect. Hello? No she's leaving today. On foot. Got her guitar and all. It's too far. Go the way you always go. Or just wait in the parking lot, gotta go. - Oh well that don't sound very interesting. - Every dull moment hun. - Oh hey Meg can you make this one to go please? - [Meg] That time already? - Looks like. Looks like. Hey. Something to remember me by. (chuckles) - But you didn't even finish your meal. Such a waste too. You know I'm thinking it might rain tonight. You sure you wanna hit the road like this, I mean I can see if my friend can give you a ride. - It never rains in LA. Besides I'll probably reach the desert before nightfall anyways so I really don't think it's gonna be a problem. - Well maybe you should go to the ladies room, just one last time. To be sure. It's not a lot clean places to tinkle off the interstate. - You know I just went. Tinkle. - Well. I do have some fresh TP in the back. I'm just gonna put some in your pack you know. So did you learn how to play this thing? - Nope. But Benjamin gave it to me so I'm taking it with me. Who knows I might have to sell or something if things get tight. - Oh you need some money? I've got my bag in the back office. - I'm fine. I assure you, really I am. I'm just thinking ahead. Far, far ahead. Besides if I didn't know any better, which I do I would think you were trying to stop me from going. (cell ringing) Hello? Hi daddy. Yeah I should be back there by next weekend at the very latest. Yes I'm being safe, I'm riding... Yeah I'm riding with friends. Okay well I'll call you and check up with you every chance I get okay? I love you too daddy. Bye. Daddy doesn't know I'm hitchhiking. He wouldn't approve. - I can't say I'm so keen on the idea either. Every horror movie, well everyone worth it's self. He's out with some pretty young thang. Hitchhiking it alone across the countryside. - Well lucky for me I can defend myself. - Mhm, well why isn't Ben driving you to your dads house? - Things with Ben ended two weeks ago. I know I told you that. - When you missed your period, was that the straw that broke his camels back? - I went out and I bought one of those blue pregnancy test strips, just to be sure. And he came home and he saw the box on the counter and he bolted. He didn't even say goodbye. - I assume the test was a negative. - Like you'd really let me take the bootheel express halfway across the country if you thought I was with a child. - I'd be fine with it either way hun, really I would. Babies are so precious. Worth their weight in gold. (rock music) You keep believing in all the things that make you strong I see your reason But I know where you belong Here by me All that you do Can't you see I'm right in front of you All my life I've waited for you All my life Open your heart now And realize just who I am Here by me All that you do Can't you see I'm right in front of you All my life, I've waited for you All my life - Eyes on that sexy little roast. You need a ride toots? - Maybe. How far are you going? - All the way to your toes. If you let me. - Are you saying you can afford it? - I don't know you tell me. You're the one that's asking for a ride. - I've never gone all the way before. Maybe I'll suck you for a ride to Vegas. - Oh but what if I want to go further? (cell ringing) - Oh. Sorry. - Oh it's okay. You're too beautiful to wait. Ciao - Thanks babe you always tell-- - Ah please, please, please stop. - Fine. - Please stop, let's just start from the beginning. She messed it up. - Gosh can't you just be simpler. Can we just get the hotel room? Just a hotel room. - [Voiceover] Now listen to me carefully Woody. Your ex wife gets the hundred thousand dollars. - Don't do it. - [Voiceover] You talking to me or you're talking to somebody else? - Eh just some poor schmuck stuck on the side of the road about ready to make the biggest mistake of his life. Don't do it. - [Voiceover] Good for him. Basically you have no more appeals left. - [Woody] Yeah. - [Voiceover] You have 10 days to sign-- - Yeah I know, I know, I know already. Thank you for nothing. I understand. I'm 45 years old and I'm flat broke. She gets the recording studio, she gets the house-- - [Voiceover] Your ex-wife is also getting the hundred thousand dollars from your IRA. - You want it all? You want it all you bloody sucking leech. Alright I'll give it all. You want it all? Here you go take it all. Here you go, suck on that you leech. - (chuckles) Okay. Megan. What the hell, okay my car broke down, I'm in the middle of nowhere and I'm totally gonna miss the game. So call me back. Okay, thank you. Oh my god. Unlimited minutes my perfect ass. Hey. Do you know anything about cars? - Hell of a bad place to break down. - Sucks huh? (chuckles) Could I possibly trouble you for a ride into town? Okay. (upbeat music) So your cars kind of a fixer upper. - [Man] I just picked it up today. - So is there any chance might you might stop at the liquor store? Hey you missed it. Hey. (dramatic sounds) (heart beat) (eerie sounds) (cell phone beeping) (dramatic sounds) - [Man] You're no good to me never mind. (fussing) You're diseased. (heart beating) (sighs) - Oh shoulda brought pie. Hello somebody there? Hello? I need this last. Hello? Hello? Hey. Hi. Come here. Look baby. (meowing) Hi. (chuckles) Hey. Have you come to sing for your supper? Oh look at this collar. Oh do you belong to somebody? Do you want one? Okay but we gotta make 'em last alright, it's all I got. Okay. If you come back for more you have to keep the werewolves away. I'm serious. (coughing) (whistles) - Oh baby I thought you were sexy with your clothes on. - Why? I thought you knew better. - Mm I thought I did. - Did you bring them? - (chuckles) Baby did I not only bring 'em, but I believe you said ribbed but not lubed. - What are we gonna do with all these? We're here just for tonight. Then again my gentlemen always comes prepared. - Comes! (soft rock music) (grunts) - Did you see that? - Yeah. It's probably that damn sheriff. - Go see, get over there. - Okay. I will. Just stay here. Hey sheriff. Is that you? Sheriff? (taser buzzes) - See anything you like sheriff? (dramatic sounds) (rock music) - Good morning Janalee - Good morning sheriff. Sheriff's office, how may we serve you? No ma'am we are just a field office. Yes you are a first to call it in. - Buffy Pratt. Is this new? - Yes just hit the fax machine. I'll let the sheriff know. Thank you. She was reported missing by her uncle. He thinks she was hitchhiking. - Oh no. - Oh and that was Ms. Tracy on the phone, she says there's a fire near the (mumbles) road. - Well get the volunteers on that fire. I've got bigger fish to fry here. I do not like the look of this. (rock music) (car honking) - Oh I knew I should have camped further away from the highway. - Hey kid, you're car break down or something? - Too much to ask for coffee I assume. - 70 plus miles to the next gas station. And farm is back that way, quite a bit. I'll be happy to give you a lift. - I'm 22. - I'm sorry did I miss something? - I'm not a kid, I'm 22. Are you part of a search team or something because I don't want to hold you up. - Oh I'm just putting up some flyers. Trying to do my part, you know. - Well I hope they find whoever they're looking for. - I have some baby wipes, you want to clean up before you hit the road. Five dollar cashy money. - I ain't really got much money man. Oh how cute. (chuckles) What's her name? - [Man] Princess. - Oh yes. - I know you're thirsty. - You are correct. (rock music) Sorry I put on such a hard candy shell on earlier. I mean you never can be too cautious. This poor woman. Her family must be scared half to death. You were in the Marines? - Navy Corpsman. (mumbles) - I'm headed to Colorado by way of Nevada. You? - [Man] Reno eventually. - What's in Reno for you? - [Man] I'm thinking about paychecks (mumbles) - Do you work in Mexico. - [Man] Oh I work all over. Wherever there's work. But my check it always comes to Mexico. Put one of those fliers up on this pole for me. (rock music) Fasten your seat belt. Safety first. - Poor. puppy. - [Man] Now that is a funny thing about a puppy. It takes a village to raise a little girl, but it all it takes is an ole truck and a puppy to get her. (gasps) (dramatic sounds) Wakey, wakey. (heavy breathing) No eggs, no fucking fakey. You shoulda drank more of the water and I wouldn't had to shock you. - Oh my. Where are my... Why am I... - Now I know what you're thinking darling. This is strictly business. And business is booming. Now Mrs. Smith. She insists I keep everything on a strictly professional level. Like you're not even a person or anything. - I am a person. Why would you do this to me? Hey. I'm talking to at you. Hey! - Is for horses. - Is that smoke? What is that? - One thing I learned in the core, nothing stinks like people. You gotta keep 'em on ice. Can't let the meat spoil. - If you're looking for a ransom, my parents they don't have much money. - Ransom? - Is that what you thought? - No honey. No ransom for you. - Help! Somebody help me! - Now I do not want to have to carve out that fucking tongue. But I certainly will do it. (crying) - I'll do my job and you do yours and your job is to keep fucking quiet! - Are you gonna kill me? - Let's just sit here and make quiet and not worry about what can't control. - I don't want to die. (crying) (cell ringing) - Hey doctor. Hey amigo. - [Voiceover] I am Hungarian you idiot. I don't speak the language. - You got my money. Dinero. - [Voiceover] Is the other donor anemic? - Not that I can see. I got O positive and A positive on the menu today. (whistling) - [Voiceover] And that the water was not a factor. In local news, two year old Amanda Sherwood was found abandoned in a play park explained by Sheriff Marks yesterday afternoon. Aside from some very minor dehydration, the toddler was fine according to ER doctors. The sheriff says Amanda's mother, Angela Sherwood who was last seen with her daughter and at the same park, has not been located as of this broadcast. - Sheriff Marks also stands by his claim that there was no sign of a struggle. And even though state officials and the FBI have a asserted that they wish to question Sherwood's husband, Marks says 31 year old Theodore Hawkeye Sherwood is in fact not a suspect. - Janalee get me the file on the mother please. - [Janalee] There's more pictures coming over to fax and I need just a minute. - Okay thanks. - And there's coffee. - You don't have to buy me coffee. Thank you. Yeah no I found her at the old oil field park. No there's no sign of foul play. Outside of the mother, Angelica being MIA. No I had her husband in custody but he's not our culprit. No. No I won't. Look he's not our bad guy. You can print whatever you damn well please. Okay look as soon as I find something out, you'd be the first to know. Alright. Damn press. Son of a bitch! - Sheriff the volunteers found human remains in that fire. - [Sheriff] I know Virgil called me on my cell phone. I'm sorry you had to hear the gory details on that one Janalee. - Her name was Pepper Nixon. She was a cheerleader from Dempsey. Eric Larson found her car about two miles up the road. The coroners going to get your full report on Monday. That makes three dead girls. - Three dead and 12 missing that we know of. Looks like we're gonna burn the midnight on this one. (dramatic sounds) - So for you, we wait. - I don't know what you want from me. - That's for the good doctor to decide. - Can I have some water? I'm really thirsty. - You'll thank me later if I decline. - I doubt it. - What'd you do for a living, back in the world? - What? - You got nice boots, expensive guitar, you must work. - That guitar was a gift. The boots I got from a thrift store. - I got my last vehicle from the good wish. 600 dollars, cash and money. - Why did you put a needle in my arm? - Well I had to know you're blood type. A positive. Oh your HIV negative by the way. - You drew my blood? This isn't a hospital. You're not a doctor. This isn't sterile. What did you do to me? The police are gonna find you and you're gonna go to prison. - Don't test me you little bitch. - You're crazy. - Won't do you no good to smooch my butt darling. - What's that noise. - It's a hostage situations. Capture his prey close together. Developed sort of a personal relationship. They've got stockholm syndrome. That will happen to you neither. - What are you doing? It's... It's the girl in the posters. Where's (mumbles) - She's safe and sound, right where we left her. - Where's my baby. - Where is her baby? - Toddler hun. Now she had been a healthy newborn. My money would have been made for the year. - What kind of answer is that? Where is her baby? - I'm beginning to tire of your attitude. - I'll I'm asking is her baby gonna be okay? - That's none of my concern. - [Woman] Don't hurt her please - What is her name do you even know that much? - Yes I do. Her names Dee. Dinero. Show time kiddo. Not for you. (crying) (groaning) (dramatic music) - That hurt! (dramatic music) (singing) - Oh honey I'm home. Amanda, Sergio, what are you doing? - What am I doing home early? Surprise! This is what you get for taking all my fucking money. Fucking take everything fucking away from me. (grunts) But you didn't get my weed. Yeah. (mumbles) I can't get a break. - Fuck. I'm too stoned. (laughing) God damn, a shooting star. Alright let me wish. I wish I had a big dick. I wish I had a new recording studio. And I wish I had a woman with natural tits. That'd be nice for a change. It didn't work. (mumbles) Good luck getting it now bitch. Good luck getting it now. (laughing) (dramatic sounds) - Eric Larson. What can I do you for? - [Eric] Hi sheriff, you still paying cash for tips? - Well, well hold on there. - Let me be the judge of that. First of all how are you and your mom getting along, okay? - [Eric] No. Mommas got the gout and a little diarrhea with corn in it. (chuckles) - Well I'm sorry to hear that. Now I surely will be out there right soon to visit. So Eric what about this tip? No I wasn't aware. Your cousin you say? Not one delivery? Now what diner are we talking about? (eerie sounds) (rock music) - Hello? Yeah, how do I know? Your car, your piece of shit car broke down. Oh no. I'm definitely not gonna wait for you. Maybe some nice trucker could give me a ride back. My shorts? Oh their shorts sweetie. You don't even know what you're doing. You don't even take care of it and look what happened, I'm stuck now. (gasps) (phone dialing) (phone ringing) - Taking everything fucking away from me! (grunts) But at least I got my weed. Ah yes. What the fuck. That mother fucker sold me shake. Fuck. Well at least I have my booze. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Please help me. - What? What? Help you? Are you alright? - You have to help me. - You need a first aid kit? - There's a man out there he's crazy. Do you have a phone, do you have radio? - Yes I've got a phone. Listen relax, who's after you. - It's a man. He kidnapped me and there's another woman too. - What? Okay look. Listen, come here. I want you to sit down over here. Okay? - No, no, no. - What? - He kidnapped me and he's about a mile in a half back and there's another woman, she's gonna die if we don't do something. - Alright. - We have to go. - Here, here. Dial 911 right now. Hold on. Where is he coming from? Does he got a knife? Does he got a gun? - I don't know a gun, I don't know. - Just dial 911. Dial 911. - Oh my, hello? You lost signal. - What? - Oh my god. - Did you get through? - Your stupid phones not working. - Listen, listen, listen you got through. It's got a GPS on it and they'll pick us up and they'll come out here. Okay when you dial 911 that's what it does. Come here, stand up. Stand up, come on. Come on. Now look there's nobody-- - No, no, no we have to go to the house because there's another woman. - What house? - She's gonna die. - Nobody's gonna... Okay look. - No it's that way. - Okay look, we can't go anywhere now it's pitch dark. We're not gonna find anything. - How did you get here? Do you have a car? - Of course I have a car. What do you think I came here on a camel? I got a car. It's up there somewhere. But it's so fucking dark right now. Relax. Okay? - I'm so scared. - It's alright. I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. I've got an idea. I got some weed. It's not much. But it'll take the edge off. Wanna smoke some weed? Come on this is good stuff. Fuck. Look lady I don't even know your name. - What? - What's your name? - Sally. - Sally. Okay Sally I'm Woody. Come here. Stand up you got something in your arm. We're gonna get that out okay? - He took my blood. - He took your blood? - He took my blood. - He took your blood. Okay come over here and sit down. Okay and then we're gonna take that thing out of your arm and I just want you to relax. I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. Let's stake this out, be real careful. Okay? Alright. - The other woman at the house. - Listen let's not worry about that other lady right now. You're here and you're safe and that's all that matters right now. I promise you. We're gonna get the rangers, they've got guns, they've got dogs and helicopters and stuff we'll find that lady and she's gonna be safe too. You just gotta have faith okay? You're gonna alright, you're safe now. You're totally safe now. I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. Alright come on. Take a deep breath. It's okay. Let's just get this thing off you, this looks nasty. Okay. Fuck, here. Fuck. Wrap this around here. We just gotta wrap this up there and you're gonna be safe. Now the rangers are gonna come. There's nothing we can do right now 'cause it's pitch dark and you can't go anywhere. But you stay right here, in this camp. We got a fire. I got my ax. We're gonna be okay. Alright and I'm just gonna keep calling. Now why don't you go in there and sleep in my tent? Okay? - Okay. - Alright? It's gonna be alright baby, come on. Come on. It's alright. I've been through worse. You ever been divorced? It's worse than murder. Come on. Come on I'm just trying to make you laugh okay? It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. I'm gonna sit here. I cant afford to sleep. Okay? I'm so broke right now, I can't afford to sleep. So I'm gonna stay up all night and I'm gonna watch. You need to get some rest and as soon as the sun comes up we're gonna head right to the ranger station okay? - I want to stay out with you. - You want to stay out here with me? - Yeah we can talk. - Okay. Yeah we can talk if you want. Come on over here. Come on sit down. Sally right? Your names Sally? - Mhm. - Alright Sally. Alright. It's okay baby don't worry. Listen this is for our protection. You don't want any of that weed huh? Fuck it. It's shake anyways. Fuck it. - You're divorced? - Yeah. (chuckles) The wife got the recording studio. She got the house, she got the boat, she got the dog, and she's got Sergio. - She got everything? - She got everything. A hundred thousand dollars. (laughing) Good luck getting it now. (laughing) I did laugh at it now. You're gonna be alright. Now tell me where you from? - I'm from Colorado. - What kind of music you like? Any kind? Oh know listen baby I'm just trying to get you to get your mind off of things right now okay? So tell me about Colorado. Tell me about Colorado. What was it like? Huh? - My dads there. - Your dads there? - Yeah. - He'll be happy to see you. Were you going to see your dad? - Yeah. - Yeah okay. That's cool. Listen you're gonna be okay. I know it was a really frightening experience that you had happen to you. But you gotta trust me, you're gonna be okay. Look at me, look at me. You're okay. Look I'm gonna let you wear my hat. (chuckles) That's gonna make you strong okay? A very strong person gave me that hat once. And he said wear that hat for courage. So I want you to wear that hat and you'll have courage okay? Nothings gonna happen to you as long as you're wearing that hat. - You're kind of weird aren't you? (laughing) It's so fucking weird. - You remind me of my dad. - Really? Well thank you. Well I wish if I'd had a daughter, that she would have been just like you, 'cause you look like you're a good person. - I'm really tired. - I know you are. You know what, why don't you go sleep in the tent okay? - Is it gonna be safe? - Are you kidding? It's gonna be light in just a few hours. Really. Come on. Come on in the tent. Come on and everything's gonna be okay. Keep the hat with you and you wanna take the flashlight too? Take the flashlight. Now keep that arm on elevated up over your heart okay? - Okay. - 'Cause then the bleeding's gonna stop. Just get in here and just lie down. It's gonna be sunlight real soon Sally okay? And then we're gonna go right to the rangers station. - Thank you. - You're welcome. Everything's gonna be okay. I'm gonna keep watch. It's gonna be okay. Alright you can leave it half open there so you can see I'm right here. (sighs) Fuck. Ain't that the perfect cheery on top of a fucking sundae. Yeah. You come here and camp Mr. fucking maniac. I'll chop you up to bits. Yeah. Watch out for me. I'm trained. Axe deodorant. Ax the television series. Ax the cereal. Ax the murder. Ax me how I'm feeling. I'm pretty high actually. (dramatic sounds) - Hello? Hello? - Hey I'm here. You alright? - What were you doing? - What,what-- - I was so scared. - Oh baby. Oh come on. I'm here, it's okay. Oh my god you really are freaked out huh? Oh my god. Alright look I'm just walking around trying to get a signal for the phone. Okay? GPS isn't gonna work unless I get signal right? Right? - Let's just go. Can we just go, lets just grab the hatchet and we can just go. - You're really fucking freaked out aren't you? God I told you everything's gonna be alright baby. The rangers have got guns and they've got choppers and dogs and all kinds of stuff. They'll get this guy alright? We're gonna be alright. We're gonna be fine. Wanna smoke some of this weed I got? It'll take the edge off. (laughing) Oh my god I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. We're gonna be totally alright. (knife cut) (screams) (chocking) - Hello? (crying) (dramatic sounds) - What did you do? What did you do to him? You brought him into this not me. Keep that straight alright? Now I just soon keep you in one piece, but I'll sure as shit pop you in the knee cap if I feel the need. Understand? - Please don't. - Did I not make myself perfectly clear? (grunts) Now look at the mess you've gone and made. (crying) Now I'm expecting a call from my doctor friend. He'll let me know if he got any need for your vitals or not. Till then you just sit tight. Now it's much better to have a bone saw and not need one. When you need one, not have one. Right? - Don't leave me here to die. - If I was gonna kill you, it's to kill you. You'd be dead already. (cell ringing) It looks like the moment of truth little one. Oh. Look at that. Wrong number. This is one of those prepaid jobs. I don't get no nights, weekends, none of that stuff. The phone company, there's your real criminals. Now if I loosen up that gag, you'll be quiet? I'd offer you some but... - What's that there. - This is cat meat from our friends tent. Want some? - He wasn't my friend. I didn't even know his name. - Just wrong place, wrong time. That's all it takes to get a rise out of you? - All it takes? - Mmm. - You just killed two people right in front of me. Rise? - Man's gotta do what man's gotta do. I had to support my family. - What's wrong with you? - Now your real money is in spinal research. Stem cells, you know fresh baby fetus's. Embryo's. They're hard to get though. - I would hope so. - One time at the abortion clinic in St. Louis, I almost got arrested. They were just throwing them out anyway. That's a nice guitar. You should hold onto this. - You should keep it after you murder me. - It's been awhile. (playing guitar) Freight train, freight train going so fast Freight train, freight train going so fast Don't tell them which train I'm on And they will know where I've gone (dramatic sounds) Now that's no good. - So I can go now? - Now what gave you that idea? (cell ringing) See now look at that. Everything could be alright. - So that's it? You're just gonna cut me lose and then sayonara Sally? - Ferris wheel rides over. Everybody off. (coughing) I reckon the worlds a better place with you still in it. - Can I call my family? - I don't think that's best. When I leave I'll turn your phone on. But you lose your calling privileges if I even suspect you're trying to-- - You won't, you won't I promise. Can I have some coffee? - I'll set you up a spot outside. - I have to use the bathroom. - Well I hope you're not shy. - We had a 911 call last night. The call was too short to get a ping but we have a number and a name. - Let's have it. - Woody Busto. No priors not even a speeding ticket. It was a woman who called on his phone. There it is. Windsor Hills. The forest near the diner. (radio chatter) - I got you. (dramatic sounds) (chuckles) - (laughing) Nice knife huh? Help me push this thing come on. Now don't you think if they clean this place up, I could have rented it by now. - Sure okay. - I'll get your stuff for you. You want a chair to sit on? - No thanks. - Suit yourself. (laughing) Hey don't go anywhere now. - I can use my pack. - Well thank you Benjamin. (chuckles) - [Voiceover] Babies are so precious. Worth their weight in gold. - Damn. - I don't think you heard me before but if it wouldn't be too much trouble if... But you can sit my pack next to me and I can use it as a stool. I don't need the chair. Mr. (mumbles) (rock music) (eerie sounds) (water running) - Good morning. - It is indeed a good morning. - We got fresh hot chili in the kitchen. Should I have Floyd serve you up a bowl? - You know, I'm gonna go with a salad. (rock music) (dramatic sounds) (eerie sounds) - Can someone please help me? Hello? Is anyone there? Is there anybody here? (eerie sounds) (dramatic music) |
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