Homewrecker (2010)

Work release is when
you're a non violent felony,
and you go there,
and you gotta find a job
To live there is something
cause you go back there
every night,
you get searched,
it's like getting
rearrested again
Cause you get searched
every time you go in there
Like, I would work
there like 6: 30
and have to be
in by 9 o'clock,
On Sunday, every
time you got church,
they let you go out but
you didn't even go to church,
I went to the movies
or something.
But, I work
six days a week,
so I get to stay out...
cause you don't want to stay in
that dorm all dry, let me tell you.
On holidays, you had to stay in
there all dry if you didn't work.
And then they take money
out of your check, too.
I used... I... I...
For staying there.
You had to pay to stay in work release.
May some good fortune
Come to you
May some good
fortune come to you
She's always
Thinking up something
When I'm feeling down
She know just what
To say to pull me through
Looking like Booker And the MG Sound
there ain't nothing
My girl can't do
Not to change the subject
But have you seen My shoes?
I think I left them
The last time I played
Sometimes I feel like all
I ever get to do Is lose
Sometimes I feel
Like I got it made
And may some good
fortune come to you
May some good fortune
Come to you
People say that
Life is precious
And you have to make
The most of it
But nobody has
Proven either thing
When you stand back
And you look
At the long
And the short of it
What else is there
To do but sing?
And may some good
fortune come to you
May some good fortune
Come to you
You think there's a kid
in this entire town
Dreaming of growing up
to be a bum?
I didn't think you did
But we both know how that Is
exactly what some will become
Enough about me
Let's talk about you
for a minute
Okay, maybe that's enough
But getting back to me
You know my all-time
favourite movie
Is that one where
Those two cops
Who cannot stand
Each other
Later under pressure
Learn to work together
Become great partners,
Even better friends
And then that one
Says something funny
And the movie ends
And may some good
fortune come to you
Yo, wake up!
How long does it take
to pick up a fucking van?
Slam out on 116 West
Guy called three times in 15 minutes.
And... and then, well
Ohh
And oil, like the smelly stuff
You should throw the top.
Yay! How did
you do that?
Oh, that's amazing!
Throw the bolt next time. Lock the top.
This...
What?
Hm?
Oh! Oh, oh... baby! baby!
We didn't pay this guy.
Could we make it 70?
Mike, Slam out
on 1482nd avenue,
penthouse buzzer
Yeah! Hey, listen, about Friday,
wait, hold on a second
Yeah, on
Friday, when they come in,
yeah, can you make sure that
they are prepped correctly?
I mean, the first time, we had
that mess at the meeting. Remember?
Yeah, well, the whole
thing about the construction
is if it's not set up to
the fight expectations,
then, they look at us like we're insane,
and...
you know, I feel like
we're just starting off
on the wrong
foot with them
it does matter, these
things really matter
You gotta treat People the fight way
Okay, so now,
here's the thing...
Hey, this is Monique
Leave a message
I'll get back to you
as soon as I can
Thanks
Well it's ok Monique,
it's me, it's Mike.
how you doing?
I don't know whether
you're around or,
or if you're... I just
wanted to say hi...
I'm doing good. I got...
I got into... into...
I'm working and everything.
So, I just wanted
to talk to you...
because, look, I don't
know if you're in town
or if you're out on...
I'm thinking about you, that's all.
Alright, thank you. Bye.
Mike, 3127 th
Street Brooklyn
Bitch sounds like she
got some fuckable tits, bro
Hey, man,
I'm on it.
Locksmith!
Somebody call
a locksmith?
Hi. Are you
from Elite?
Yeah. You call
a locksmith?
Yes.
Lock yourself out?
no,
Yeah, pretty much
I cant get in touch with any
of my friends who have the keys.
They're all working, so...
So... top or
the bottom?
the top. I never use the bottom.
You should lock both.
I am gonna have to... drill it, 115
dollars plus 40 for the cylinder.
No! well, geez, maybe can't
you just pick the lock?
No, no, no. Everybody has these keys,
My mom in India
has these keys.
I can re-pin it so that
everybody can have the same keys.
Oh, okay, how long
is it gonna take?
Twelve seconds.
Uh...
can I sit?
Sure.
thank you.
I'm just gonna
go get something.
can I get you
some more water?
No, I'm good, thanks.
can I ask you something?
would you ever get
yourself one of these?
What is it?
I don't know, I think
it's like a hard massager.
Something like that,
but is this a sex thing?
Well, I don't know What
it is. Isn't it yours?
But you wouldn't buy
this for yourself, right?
I mean, it's not like some
dude just walks into a store
and he's like, " Hey, can I have
a big fucking hard massager?"
You know? Right?
Irdy bought this.
I don't know. Don't you
live with your boyfriend?
Oh, yeah, he is
fucking somebody.
He is fucking somebody else,
and that stupid bitch bought him a fucking
sex thing.
I cant fucking believe it.
Are you fucking crazy?
What are you doing?
I am gonna bust
up his fucking place!
This isn't your place?
No.
You don't live here
with your boyfriend?
No, I live
in Dumbo.
This... this... this...
cannot happen.
No, it is,
it is happening.
Listen, we...
we gotta we gotta...
we're gonna go.
Okay? Come on, we're
gonna leave right now!
I... I cant.
Listen, do you have ID?
I cant believe it!
I love him so much and
he's fucking somebody else.
Shh, just
calm down, Okay?
I'm gonna put this in the door,
and we're gonna leave, Okay?
No.
He's fucking somebody else.
Come on!
He is!
You don't know that.
Yes, I do.
No, I do know it.
I feel it, I mean I feel this.
He hasn't had sex with
me in, like, three weeks.
He probably thinks
I'm disgusting
Can you stand up for me? Huh?
No!
He's a fucking ass hole, isn't he?
Yes!
Yes, he is.
Yes, he is.
You're not gonna
get him here.
You have to go.
I mean, am I really
so totally repulsive?
You're a
beautiful Irdy.
God!
I'm gonna put
this in the door,
M m-mm.
And we're
gonna walk out. Okay?
Okay?
Shit. What in the flying
fuck am I gonna do?
Did you move stuff? I
mean, when he comes home,
is he gonna know that somebody was here?
What am I supposed to do? Just
turn the other cheek or something?
Look, I... I... I...
Listen, you cant
say anything, alright?
I can get into a shit-lord of fucking
trouble for this, alright? Just...
This is our secret?
Yeah, but why... why
couldn't he just tell me,
you just tell me,
like, I can take it.
I... I really
need to get back to work.
He's never gonna tickle my back again.
Oh.
You Okay?
Do you have any tissues?
I don't.
I don't, no.
I don't.
Do you think
he really loves her?
Or maybe it's just
a fuck thing.
I... you don't
know anything.
Okay?
Oh, my God! I'm totally
freaking the fuck out here!
You have to help me.
No. I'd love to help you
but I gotta get back to work.
No, no, listen, I'm freaking
the fuck out right now.
I cant help... you cant smoke that here,
this isn't my van. Okay?
Okay?
I've gotta think of a plan.
can I drop you
somewhere? Huh?
can I drop you home?
Okay, I can do that for you. Okay?
Alright? You gonna smile?
Calm the fuck down?
Good. Put your seatbelt on, please.
Yes, sir.
Who the fuck turns their
phone off for three hours
in the middle of a Workday?
My God
I mean, do you turn
your phone off?
No.
No, that's right.
I have to be on call
Oh, Lord. I guess
that's kind of different.
What about your sheets? When
do you change your sheets?
What?
Like when do you
change your sheets?
Like how often?
I don't know.
He changes his,like, All the time
Every dry.
I change mine,
every other Tuesday.
Why... why would you change
your sheets every other Tuesday?
I don't know, I
guess I'm on a schedule.
Why are you on a schedule?
It's discipline.
You like that?
Yeah, it's all right.
It's, like, rigor.
It's What?
It's, like, rigor. It's,
like, rigorous behaviour.
It's... it's just sometimes
What you gotta do, you know?
Mmm. Doesnt it
get a little boring?
Well, you have clean sheets.
On Tuesdays.
Yeah.
Whoa, cool.
Don't play with that.
Do all locksmiths have this?
I don't know.
This is such a brain charge.
Have you ever tried this?
No.
Oh, you wanna try it?
Just...
Alright... What's
the building number?
Building number?
I... I don't know. Just
stop here on the right.
Okay
where should I drop you?
It's a little further
A bit more
are you okay?
Perfect
Thanks
That's his gallery
Whose?
His.
that's him.
What... what
are we doing?
Why are they standing
so close together?
She's new here
You think she's the one?
I... I don't know.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Do you think
she's attractive?
No.
No, it's okay,
it's okay if you do
Just tell me if you do.
I don't.
Do you think they're fucking?
No.
Oh. I do.
She's got that little
fine-featured thing going on
that guys like so much.
Ooh.
Delicate bones.
I'll bet you
she has perfect hands
I hate my hands They're
like a stranger's hands
My... my... my
hands are crooked.
Let me see.
Ahh.
Hey, you got
the wrong hands
That's him
Get down
I can't...
God! Is she going with him?
Is she?
No.
He's alone?
Yes.
where's he going?
He went around the corner.
Just take...take your bag!
Jesus, What the
fuck am I doing?
Shit.
He went into his
favourite fucking bistro.
Will you go in and talk to him?
What?
Just...
Why... why
would I do that?
Ask him if
he's seeing someone.
I can't do that
No, you totally can.
You don't know him.
Exactly.
tell him that you're
seeing two women
and ask him if he's ever
been in that predicament.
No one talks like that.
Come on
Come on!
I'm going crazy,
look at me, I'm...
Why don't you go in there
and ask him for yourself?
Please, I would
do it my own self
but I cant do it
because he won't tell me
or else he'll think
that I'm totally paranoid...
that's what
you sound like.
of crazy of difficult
You have to
understand that this
is the only thing
that I actually have
in my whole entire life.
He's the only thing I have.
I don't even have any
one single other thing.
He's actually the best
thing in my life. Please.
Have you ever been
in love of...? At All?
He's gonna think
some thing's weird.
Just ask him for some advice,
he loves to tell
people what to do.
I'm sorry, I cant
do that, Okay?
I'd... I'd love to help
you but I cant. Alright?
I gotta get
back to work!
I know.
I know you do.
And I know that you really
would love to help me
and I can tell you that you really
actually could help me so much
If you just... if you just...
if you just give me
something, just for fa...
God, Okay!
Okay! Okay!
Shit.
What's up?
I... I cant do it.
What?
I cant do it. I don't
like places like that.
Why?
Writ.
Listen. You look awesome.
You look totally perfect
It's no problem,
just be yourself
that's all. Just be
yourself. It'll be fine.
It's good.
Be yourself.
You can do it
thank you.
- and just take on the mid
- career artist like myself.
can I help you?
And just tell everybody
else to fuck off.
Coffee.
Yeah, I would like for her to be...
I've never had a problem with Lofi
She's, it's a bit
unpleasant, you know?
And I'm not like one of these guys
who's, like, squeamish about it
But this is the first instance
where it's a little bit unpleasant.
You know, and you cant, like, say,
"Hey, let's go take a
sexy bath together"
every time before
you're gonna get in bed
Have you tried?
Yeah, like, once,but, I mean,
she's gonna catch on to it every time
Yeah, no, my assistant's gonna go
and do something about it
Maybe I'I go back to them and I'Il update
can I get this one?
Sure.
Beet salad.
thanks, Todd.
that salad looks good.
It is.
I recommend it.
can I... can I ask
you a question?
Me?
I was wondering, cause
I got a... I got a date
with this girl after work
and I was wondering if maybe
I could wear these boots.
I got another shirt in the car.
Yeah, you look... you look...
you look fine.
thanks.
Yeah, you look like somebody
who knows a lot about women.
Can I take your order, sir?
Ummm...
What is that?
This is a beet salad.
Mm, a beet salad,
please. It looks good.
Yeah.
It's good, right?
It's great.
Okay? I love it.
I love beets.
Do you believe in love at all?
I... I don't know
What you're talking about.
Love. Like,loving people.
Not just like your parents.
I understand questions,
and this and that...
Let me stop you right here, Okay?
I'm not really in the
mood to have a conversation
with a perfect stranger, Okay?
I'm trying to do some work,
eat, I'm out the door. Alright?
Just kinda lost
the touch, you know?
I don't quite remember how things work.
I just got out
of jail, you know?
Well, I'm sure you're
gonna be fine, Okay?
You look very nice.
My shirt is just like
that with the cuffs.
It's not supposed to wrinkle,
but that's bullshit on
a hot dry like today.
Yeah. They don't tell you that.
Yeah.
So, do you have a girlfriend?
Yes, I have a girlfriend.
You love her?
Okay. Barbara Walters,
I'm gonna ask you something now, Okay?
What?
What were you inside for?
"Inside for," huh?
I sold, two bags of coke.
Were they big bags?
No, they were little 40s.
Shit.
So, What,
What do you do?
I own an art gallery
You know what? Let me give you
my card.
Name's Charles,
number's over there.
Alright.
Yeah.
thanks. I got one.
I'm Mike.
Mike. Pleased to meet you.
Very nice to meet you.
So What do you love
about your girlfriend?
Well, she's nice.
Yeah?
And I really think I gotta
get back to this email.
Oh.
Okay?
Yeah.
Sorry.
I'm sorry about being weird and all.
No, no... you... no...
you werent weird, Okay?
I'm the weird...
I'm weird.
Um, s...
I'm really happy for you.
And I wish you the best of luck, I do.
thanks.
Okay.
Charles.
Mike.
I'm gonna take that to go now.
How much?
dollars, please.
thank you.
Sir.
Oh. thank you.
I really like your shoes.
thanks.
Mike, come in
Yo, Mike, come in for Jimmy
Yo, Mike,come in, bro!
Yo, Mike, you see that button
fight next to your thumb?
Press it, bro, that's the talk button,
press that mother fucker,
talk to me come in
Alright Mike, come
in come in for Jim...
Just... fuck it.
You see where
it says "Office?"
The blue one? You got the key clip
or you got the other one, the red one.
Great, thank you.
You're welcome.
Mike, What's the matter
with your cricket, man?
You just got to press
and talk, that's it.
Yeah. Hey, Jimmy,
U m...
You got two more jobs here
and Johnny's gotta go to Queens
Johnny, can you take
these two tickets?
they're both Medeco cylinders.
Jimmy...
Yo, can you move, man? Let me see?
What?
can you fucking
move so I can see?
Fucking move, man!
Jimmy...
What?
I lost the van.
You... you What?
I lost it. I had r Irdy sitting inside
and I just left for a second.
So you're telling me that
the van is stolen, right?
No, I don't... I don't
think she stole it.
So... then...
where is it?
I left her a message.
You left who a message?
The job Irdy.
You left the Irdy a message?
Yeah.
How beautiful is that?
Did you tell her,
man, please, can you return
the 20, 000 dollar van
with the 10, 000 dollar
fucking won'th of tools?
Mike, What the fuck
am I supposed to do?
They could send you back
upstate for this, man.
They're gonna think you stole it.
You know I'm not even supposed
to be sending you out on lockouts.
Your ass is supposed to be here.
You're supposed to be
doing the keys, the shifter.
Guys, what's going on?
Nothing
Jimmy.
You know, this is What I get for hiring
fuck-herds off
work-release like you, man.
What the fuck, man?
What the fuck was she doing
in the van in the first place?
She was, like, upset
and she was crying,
and then I wanted to do
something good for her...
Mike, What about me?
I'm trying to do something good for you,
and this is
how you repay me?
You fist-fuck me in the
ass? What the fuck, man?
Helo Hi
Mike, I'm sorry,I moved the van
because you were gonna get a ticket.
Is this the Irdy with the van?
Yeah.
Let me see them keys, please?
Here.
I'm taking you off the road,
I'm putting Johnny on
You're lucky I don't tell Joe.
Could I just say something?
I'd just like to say something.
I just wanted to let
you know how incredible
Mike was with my lock today.
Really
Absolutelly incredible
And he, was really meticulous,
and, like,really professional,
and quick. He just
totally saved my life.
Quick?
I wasnt that quick.
You were gone for,
like, What, three hours?
Well, I had lost
all of my keys
so every single lock
had to be replaced.
I'm glad we were
able to assist you
Yes, and I'm so sorry
that I inconvenienced you.
My name is Margo.
My name is Jimmy.
Hey, Jimmy.
Nice to meet you too.
Yeah.
Is this your place?
I'm the manger here.
Whoa!
God, it's huge in here,
it's so much bigger than
it looks like outside.
It's like full of stuff.
Every thing's in here.
All, everything.
How many guys are
you in charge of?
Four or five.
What?
Holy shit.
that must be exhausting.
It is.
Yeah.
Wow.
Well, I'm glad to meet you and...
thank you. I'm so glad to have met you.
Likewise. Is there anything
else we can do for you today?
Well, I want Mike.
Excuse me?
I just need Mike... to install
the most expensive,
extensive lock system ever.
We could do that.
We have Medeco,
we have the Mult-Locks,
police locks...
Yeah. All,the whole thing.
Yeah, we could do that.
What about this? This
metal thing? How about this?
that'll be 260 plus installation...
Okay, cool.
can Mike do it?
You know, we could
have Johnny do it
because he does
real quick work.
But I really prefer Mike...
You should go with
Johnny, he's the best.
I'd like Mike.
I think you'd...
Johnny's better.
Is there something
going on here?
No, I just think he's a
really amazing locksmith
and I'd like him to
take care of my door.
Mm-mm. Mike is done for the dry. Okay?
I want Mike.
I'm really sorry
I got you in trouble.
I'm so so sorry.
Yeah, Okay.
Are you mad at me?
Listen, I'm really sorry about it.
It's just... There really
was r ticket guy there.
He was just, like, looming over me,
just, like,threatening me.
And... I writed for you,
and I writed and writed,
and then we must've
just missed each other.
Okay.
I'm really sorry.
Let's go.
Ah, fuck.
So, did you
talk to him?
yeah.
What did he say?
He said... he had a girlfriend.
And that she was nice
Did he say he just had one girlfriend?
Yeah.
Oh.
Seatbelt, please.
there's only two kinds of
people, as far as I can tell
The terminally il
And the worried well
every time I've tried to
climb out of this wishing well
I've only made it up
Just high enough
To hurt when I fell
So, what advice
did he give you?
He didn't. It was
quick So where we going?
So you didn't actually
find anything out?
Yeah. He said
he had a girlfriend.
Did he name names?
No, I didn't ask.
Oh.
So where are we herded?
Just drive.
Where's your apartment again?
Can you just drive?
No
Why?
cause I pay my own gas.
I pay my own tickets,
so it all cost money.
Okay, so pull over,
I don't care.
We have to install your hardware!
No, I don't need any of that shit.
I just wanted to
finish this conversation,
and find out what Charles said.
Okay. Why don't you
just tell me What to do.
You want me to go
from "A" to "B,"
I can do that but I... I
cant do this, Okay?
So just give me an address!
can you do that?
Okay, Okay.
Calm down.
I can, just a minute,
I'm gonna think about it.
No! You know wha... I... I cant, Okay?
I... I really want
to help you out
but this,this is just...
you know, I... I...
I cant lose my job.
Okay? I cant screw things up, Okay?
Okay.
Seriously, this is...
this is burning me down.
Okay, Okay.
I'm sorry.
Listen, just chill
out, just hold on,
every thing's gonna
be fine. I promise.
Listen, I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to burn you down.
Okay, I'm gonna make it up to you.
have you eaten today?
No.
Okay!
See? Every thing's so much
worse when you haven't eaten.
What kind of food
do you feel like?
I'd like a baby Ruth.
What's a baby Ruth?
It's candy. It's like a candy bar.
I'm diabetic. I'm technically
not supposed to eat it.
It spikes my sugar.
They didn't have
any baby Ruths.
What's that song?
What song?
It's, like, about a man
eating ice cream in the park.
I don't think I know it.
No, it's a guy who's eating
ice cream in the park.
Singing Italian songs
I'm sure I don't know it.
No, no, no, no,
you do. It's, like,
it's, like,
Saturday
What a dry
Something
Ba, ba, ba
The something something
Fourth of July
Dr dr dr
Rr-dr-dr-dr-dr,
Dr-dum
Let me ask
you something.
M m-hm.
If you found out that,
that Charles had an affair,
would you forgive him?
I don't know.
Yeah, probably.
Then why would knowing
about it matter at all?
Because if I know about it, then, um...
at least I have a choice.
Or else, otherwise I just
feel like I'm a chump.
I know where we can take the hardware.
Where?
can you take this?
It's dripping on my ram.
I need a little help right now.
you're gonna be okay
I don't worry about you
I know what
You've been through
Gonna come out clean
You got the ways and means
You got the ways
And means
You got the ways and means
Hi! Celine,
it's Margo.
Who?
Margo. can I come up?
I'Il be in tonight. Can
you come back tonight?
is it Okay if I come
up just for a few minutes?
No, no, it's really
not a good time for me
I have a gate for you.
A what?
A gate.
Oh, is... is
Charles with you?
No, I'm actually with
another friend, but he's cool.
What are... What
are we doing here?
We're gonna put up the gate.
I'm sorry I was a little
bitchy on the intercom
but, we're playing cards.
No!
How has your
summer been?
it's a little quick.
Celine's a second
grade teacher.
Okay. Great.
Mike is a locksmith.
We brought you this big gate thing
and it would be perfect
just like right here.
that would be perfect. Right here!
Writ, writ... I really
don't think I need a gate.
I'm gonna give it
to you as a present.
U m, it's too heavy.
No, once it's up, you
won't notice it so much.
It's nice.
Listen, have you
seen Charles Iately?
Yeah, he was here
first week, sure.
Did he get
anything different?
I don't think so.
I mean, like,Vicodin or...?
Teri?
Yes?
Let me be dummy and you
take my hand, please?
Okay.
I don't remember.
Cirlis?
No!
Would you tell
me if he did?
What's going on?
Mm.
Nothing.
Hold it.Excuse me.
Is she a drug dealer?
No.
Well, yeah, a little bit. Kind of.
Well, I cant be here, I gotta go.
No, no, it's cool, she's a teacher.
No, no, I cant be around
drugs, seriously, all right?
I need to leave.
If you wanna keep the gate
or if we take it with us,
either way I gotta leave now.
Okay. Okay.
Just give me one minute.
Just give me one minute.
What's going on?
I think Charles
is having an affair
Why do you think he's having an affair?
Because he's just such a shit
And he's just never,
every happy to see me
Uh, he won't fuck
me unless he's drunk
I just thought that
the whole, like,
the whole being in love part,
like, the whole, like, messy,
like, connected,together part,
that part would kind of just
keep going a little bit more.
I don't know.
I look at my girlfriends and they're not
All blissed out all day long
Sometimes they look
happy but most of the time
they look disappointed
But I do think that you
are looking desperate
Desperate is ugly.
Nobody loves desperate.
Right.
Right?
Right. Okay. But just
listen, just quickly...
He sent me this text,
he wants to see me
tonight, look at this.
Doesn't that look like...
What do you think about that?
Oh, gee, I don't know, I
hate texting, it's too short.
Look, it's really foamal.
Right? It's like foamal.
"At my place. Tonight. "
He never wants to stay
in What's up with that?
Just one minute!
I gotta go!
You want to sit in?
Um... no, thanks.
He seems nice.
He is. I'm paying him.
Is Charles having an affair?
I don't know.
But I don't think Charles
is having an affair. Okay?
Okay.
Shit.
You want some Klonopin
to help you sleep?
No, I don't need any.
I don't want the gate.
Okay.
Sorry.
Girl-talk.
We're taking the gate to my house.
I... thank you.
I'm sorry about that.
You know,you're not.
You just like saying that.
Come on, haven't you ever been in love?
You think... you think I
don't have things, you know?
that I don't have people
that are important to me.
You steal my van,
you almost
got me fired,
you lock me up inside
some drug-dealer's house!
Oh, come on.
No, I'm trying to do
the right thing here.
I am, Okay?
But I got somebody.
I got somebody that I've
been writing a long time for.
Somebody I'm really trying
to make things up to.
Okay? So I understand.
I completelly understand.
How did you know that she was the one?
There's only ever been one with me.
Are you still together?
Sort of. It's complicated. Excuse me.
Like, complicated,
like, how?
Look, I don't know.
She's upset with me.
We can fix it.
can we just install the gate?
No, come on. tell me
What is she interested in?
I don't know.
No, tell me,
What is she like?
Well, she likes...
she likes the beach.
Oh.
I guess... I... I...
she likes purple.
Good.
She likes Iaying on the
beach and lighting fires.
She likes... riding
along the beach all dry.
that kind of thing.
Let's get her something.
You want to
get her something?
Yes! A peace offering!
Let's just try it!
We'll figure it out.
Yeah.
Go, go. We're
gonna do this.
Living in the 37206
37206
What about this?
Hey, I like it.It's pretty.
Don't they have one in purple?
No. I think she'd
really like this one.
Cool.
Look, look, look.
Look.
Alright, Mamma,
Let's shoot for the roof
This whole neighborhood
Is bullet-proof
that's good. Really good. thank you.
37206
everybody trying
To get their kicks
Okay, let's play Dead-face
You look at me with no
feeling in your face at all
and I'll look at you the same way.
And then we'll
have a showdown.
I don't wanna
play that game
Yeah, you have to.
Please? Come on.
Okay.
On the count of three
One...
two... three.
You have a lot of
feeling in your dead face
Come on, try it one moretime.
This is a showdown
Please, it's really cool
Okay
One... two... three, go.
Shit!
Fuck.
24-7, 365
37206
24-7, 365
37206
It's all windows.
Yeah, it's a
little overwhelming.
Yeah.
A little pearly zing.
Yeah.
What am I.
What am I
supposed to do?
Oh, have a seat.
No, with the gate.
Oh, I don't know.
It's no good
for these windows.
Well, you wanna lern it there?
Why?
I don't know
Maybe you wanna
lern it here.
You have a cat?
No, I'm allergic.
Do you have maybe a small window?
Um, my bedroom.
These are the same size as outside.
Are you Okay?
Yeah.
You look a little pale.
Writ, I mean, is that
a weird thing to say?
No, it's just the gate's kind of heavy.
Oh, put it here!
Sit down,
sit down.
Mmm.
Oh, thanks.
I didn't make it.
I bought it.
thank you very much.
Mm.
Hey, can I ask your advice on something?
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you think
about this outfit?
Looks good.
I wore it to a kite race in Beamuda.
It still smells like...
salt and ser. Smell it.
What?
Smell it!
Yeah.
So what does
it say to you?
What do you mean?
You know, like, how
does it make you feel?
Uh, it doesn't really
make me feel anything.
Oh, Okay.
Alright.
How about this guy?
It's really nice.
Really?
Yeah.
But you don't think it's amazing.
No, it looks really good.
No, it's not like your
eyes were like boink.
Okay. Thumbs
down on this one.
What about this?
that's the best.
Come on. Do you think
I'm gonna be hot in this?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wow.
You like it?
Did my eyes go "boing"?
Maybe a little bit.
What about, should I
use, like, high heels?
Of just sandals?
Heels?
Sandals.
Sandals?
Yeah.
The gallery girl
had Iady shoes on.
You don't need those.
You're tall alrerdy.
Really?
Yerh.
Okay, up?
Or, like, down?
Down.
Down?
Up...
Charles...
Yeah, up
Oh, I have something
I want to put in it.
Shit.
Ow, shite
Oh, man, I can't get this fucking thing
I can't get this thing
I can't get this thing!
can you come help me?
Where is it?
It's, like,up here.
Ow.
No, it's back there,
back there.
You reach it,
I'll just put my knee up.
Shit.
Okay.
Okay.
One, two, three.
Wow, cool.
Doo doo doo
I got it.
I got it.
My friends made it.
It's nice.
It's, like,
it's, like,you're a birdie.
Yeah?
Where would you
take me in this?
dancing.
Where would you
take me dancing?
I don't know. I'm not from
New York.
I'm sorry.
Oh, it's okay.
It was totally my fault.
I... I cant do this...
Ohhh.
No.
No, it's Okay.
It's Okay, it's Okay, it's Okay.
We're gonna
drink orange soda now.
Locksmith.
Hey.
yeah, sure,
yeah, man, that's not
a problem.
let me get your...
your address.
I gotta... hang on,
just let me,
let me write it down.
Okay, go ahead.
Mm-hm.
Alright, I'll be there
at 5: 30. Okay?
that was... that was Charles.
I gotta...
Oh, fuck!
He knows we're together!
No, he doesn't know that.
Yes, he fucking knows. He's
calling you. Why would he call you?
How would
he know that?
Why the fuck
would he call you?
Listen, I had
lunch with him, remember?
I told him I was a locksmith.
Oh.
Okay, so, we kinda
destroyed his lock.
Look, I should... I should go.
Oh.
Okay, I need to fix
his lock.
Okay.
I guess I... I could talk
to him about you some more.
Do you really think
that's a good idea?
that's what you
want, right?
Yes.
Okay.
What do you want me to
do with the... the gate?
Oh, leave it here, I like it.
Well, bye.
You should,keep the feather.
Okay.
I...
hope everything
works out great for you.
Hey...
friendly monster.
I'm not afraid of you.
Coming.
Hey!
I'm sorry
I'm late.
No problem at all. thank
you very much for coming.
can I, get you something
to drink?
I'll have... some
water would be good.
Water. One water.
Coming up!
Say, you don't think this
is gonna take long, fight?
will you need a new cylinder?
I guess so If that's what you're saying
You want a new lock?
No.
How about, new keys?
One for you
and your girlfriend?
No way, my friend.
You two live together?
Nope.
Why don't you
let her move in?
What?
I'm just saying,
if I had a girl,
you know, one
all to myself,
I would...
but I'm gonna let you...
You'd what?
No, finish What you're saying.
I'm just saying, man,
your girl, you think she's the one?
I don't think people
really use the team"the one" anymore.
You say you're
happy together.
can you hold on? I
have to take this call.
I apologize.
Helo?
Yeah
I'm sorry that...
things went down
the way they did.
Look, just do
me a favor, Okay?
Please have
a safe trip,
and I'I call you
when you get back
Okay? I promise.
I will.
Okay. Alright, bye.
Bye-bye.
You said it, remember?
Said what?
You said, in the restaurant.
You said that you
were happy together.
I don't know
What you're talking about.
She was nice, remember?
You talking about Margo?
Look, it's gotten to the point
where I cant even
take her out anymore.
If I had a gallery opening,
she pulls attention
from everything.
She turns into the show.
The last one,
she lost her shoe.
What grownup
loses their shoe, huh?
It's a good thing, it's funny.
Yeah, well... sometimes
you want exciting
and sometimes you just
want regular, you know?
I have a lot of things
on my plate right now.
I don't know if you realize
how much money
I have to pull in every month
to keep those doors open.
I don't need an
extra something in my life.
What the fuck is that?
that's cold, dude.
What?
I thought we were
talking about your girl
Well, six, one half dozen
in the other, you know.
I think you might love her.
You should tell her that.
Oh.
Okay, thank you.
I'm just saying you got someone who
wants to be with you.
Someone who smells nice and
tries too hard...
someone who says
that she loves you...
and you're too
scared to let her in.
You're too afraid to let her touch
your printings.
I'm sorry, man,
but that's fucked up.
I didn't know my fucking therapist
was coming over today.
What the fuck you
talking about?
What, am I stupid to you?
It's over my head?
I cant understand this shit?
Look, I don't want you
getting mad at me.
No, man, listen,
I'm not mad at you,
I'm just saying, just...
I'm sure,and I know this...
from my own personal experience
that sometimes you fuck up
out of just loving someone
too much,
trying to care for them,
trying, trying to please them.
You know, you should
write a book.
You should
give her a chance.
I'm gonna get a beer,
you fucking so and so.
You want
a beef?
no, I'm good.
It's so fucking
hot outside
You've got some balls,
Mike, you do
Hi.
What are you doing here?
I want to talk to you.
No, listen, everything's fine.
I spoke to him, and
you guys are gonna be okay.
I want to talk
about what happened.
What?
I want to talk
about what happened.
Hey, Charles?
look, man, I gotta go, I
just got a call.
Shit, man,
that was intense
Did you feel what just
happened over here?
I was shaking when I
went over to get a beer.
I appreciate that.
You're like a free spirit, man,
you just say whatever you want to say.
I wanna help you
out, but...
For a guy that's been in
prison, it's, like, just that...
that thought
process you have, I don't know,
is that a prison thing?
No, that's locksmith.
Look, the lock
is 49. 50 plus tax,
let's just call it 54
bucks and we're good.
Okay, fine.
Listen to me...
I gotta ask
you something.
how... how
long were you in for?
Um,
three years.
I got the max, three to nine.
Three years?
You got... priors?
Look, man, really, honestly,
I just got a call,
I gotta go
on the other side of town.
Hello?
Oh, shit.
Hey, babe.
What are
you doing?
Oh, I was just
jetting by, so I thought I'd...
No, not at all.
This is Mike.
Mike, this is Margo.
Margo, that's,
it's very nice to meet you.
Yeah, I've heard a lot
about you, everything good.
Mike is quite possibly the
last romantic in New York City
He is. He's got,
like, a big heart,
you know, so...
Wow.
Yeah.
Are those ferthers?
What?
Your hair, are
those feathers?
Yes.
I like that.
Come on.
You look really beautiful.
Fancy.
You look really nice.
can I use
your restroom?
Yeah, it's right around the corner,
to the left.
So What did you,
What'd you do today?
Nothing.
Nothing?
No.
Did you get high?
I did, a little bit.
Yeah? Did you miss me?
Did you miss me?
I did.
Uh-uh.
I did, that's
why... Ouch!
What?
Don't move. I think
I just stepped on a piece of glass.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
you don't move.
It's alright.
I'd have to sweep that up.
Okay, don't move...
It's not that bad.
But it's kind of in there.
It's not bleeding.
Is there more?
Where'd the glass
come from?
What are you doing?
Hi.
I have to get a dustpan.
And a brush.
I just wanted to say
thank you for today.
You're welcome.
I had a fun time.
Did you?
Yeah, I think
we did a good job.
And Charles is cool.
Yeah.
Sometimes I wonder
if he even likes art.
He loves you.
Okay? He said
he doesn't wanna...
ever lose you.
What do you think?
I think that
makes sense.
Okay. Alright.
Should I go first
or you go first?
yeah, he might
be outside the door so...
So do you think
I should go first?
Yeah.
Okay.
Put your foot up.
No, I don't need it.
I wanna see
this foot of yours.
Oh. Alright fine.
Oooh.
It doesn't hurt.
Ouch.
Shit.
I spend half my life
writing checks.
Easy. that's What
hurts. You're squeezing.
Alright.
I'm sorry.
Hey.
thank you so
much for rushing over here
and taking care
of everything
Not a problem. You
give me a call any time.
Do you want me
to walk you out?
No, I'm just
gonna grab my tools.
Okay. Good luck
on your date.
thanks.
Ow
You have one
of those little circle Band-rids?
Hey, it works
great, thanks again.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Mike, you can't just walk in my house
Well, you
wouldn't call me.
Why would I call you?
Because we care
about each other.
I care about
you, Monique.
We havent seen
each other in three yerrs.
Three and a half.
But I'm not counting.
I forgive you.
thank you!
I'm sorry, just...
You shouldn't be here.
It's alright. Look...
I'm so in love with you...
Listen, I know that deep down
you're still in love with me.
I got you a present.
What the
fuck is that?
It's... it's for you,
it's for the car.
You're a fuck-up!
Okay, I admit I was
but... I'm different now.
You are a loser.
I'm a work-release.
Alright. Fine.
You're on work-release.
What's the point
of us both being alone?
I'm not alone
And if I was alone, I'd rather
be alone than be with you.
I don't blame you
for what happened
I'm just
saying, you know,
We never got a chance
to talk about it.
It doesn't matter now.
No, no, listen, I sold
for us, for our future,
for... for our
lern to in Hawaii.
Hawaii. Remember that?
I never
wanted to go to Hawaii.
Do you remember that?
Just take a
chance with me.
Just take one... one
small chance with me.
Huh? cause right now this
is just our insecurities
and our fears
and they're nothing.
Mike...
my cousin told me
not to be home
and I made
sure I wasnt.
So I let it happen.
I knew about the cops
I knew.
What?
It was either you or me.
You did that to me?
Yeah, I did
So, go home, alright?
Oh, you bitch!
Go home.
You are a fucking bitch,
you know that?
You're a fucking selfish
ugly-hearted bitch!
I was really
nice to you.
Cock sucker!
Oh, yeah,
that's great,
that's just... that's beautiful.
It's really adult.
Let me tell
you something
I'm a great guy.
And nobody's gonna
love you as much as me
And I'm sorry
if that sounds emotional,
but you know what?
that's a good thing.
Hey, I'm calling the cops.
have fun back in Elmira.
Why don't you
do that, Monique?
I'll give them a list of
all the People that I see
coming in and out of here every day
I'll be happy to.
I got a little
book in the van.
You want to see it?
Are you serious?
Yeah, I'd like to watch them
just kick in your fucking door.
Just go.
See yah
And I won't be home
for thanks giving.
Hey, Mike,
What the fuck, man?
I got shit to do too, man.
I got my shorty calling
me like 20 times.
What you was doin?
Tossia that salad or what?
Yo, she had
that blond hair pussy?
tell me, man.
talk to me.
How many times
you bust it?
What? Why you looking at me like that?
Good night, man.
Yo, Mike,
seriously, yo!
Mike!
Mike!
Mike.
Hey.
Whoa, whoa.
You cant come in here.
Jimmy told me
that you lived here.
Yeah, for now.
I think... it's Okay.
It's not me.
It could've been any
one of my friends...
I'm sorry.
I mean,
I did it
Okay? But I'm
just not lucky.
I know.
I just wondered if maybe you want to go
to a movie
with me sometime.
I cant... I cant
really go to movies.
Oh, right,
no, that's Okay.
Maybe we could
go to lunch.
What about Charles?
Yeah, I think...
I was just
freaking out because,
I felt it was ending and
I don't really like change.
I gotta... I
gotta go now, so...
I know
So I'll call you?
Okay.
I'm a little
afraid of you.
I know.
May some good
fortune come to you
May some good fortune
Come to you
She's always thinking
Up something
When I'm feeling down
She knows just what to
Say to pull me through
Looking like Booker And the M G Sound
there ain't nothing
My girl can't do
May some good fortune
Come to you