SOMETIMES DIFFICULT TO SAY WHETHER IT IS REAL "ABRAHAM LINCOLN - 1903
Welcome to International Financial News. I'm Lindsay Hawthorne.
Die deutsche Hot Bot Corporation
trying to break into the US market walking ...
... Is currently running the beta test of a new series of lifelike Sexrobotern
for American consumers.
So far, the Hot Bot Corporation in the United States does not have any patent approval
obtained for the cutting-edge technologies for controlling the robot.
However, the hot-Bot Manager hope the Congress in the coming months
to convince.
This is the Hot Bot Corporation,
where soon the pleasure industry is revolutionizing
through safe, disease-free and unrestricted sexual gratification
for demanding consumers.
are developed these ultra-modern hypoallergenic Hot bots in Germany,
built they are in Japan.
I am the inventor of Hot bots, Dr. Henry Shaffer.
Hello. Thank Nigel.
I would now like to Sophia.
There she comes. The voltage is to grip with his hands.
This is the latest hot-bot prototype.
As you can see,
he looks very lifelike and seductive.
But that's just a robot, not a beautiful young woman.
We call this perfect combination of art and science
In German we have a word for this concept.
I was told that we can interview him ... or her. Is that correct?
Yes, of course, but bear in mind,
it is none of the urgency eloquent models.
Sophia, what is your job, what do you mean?
My job is to prepare you desire.
The chest of the robot is very soft and feels real.
For a polymer of space technology provides.
Are you able to feel love?
Yes, but as with humans, the overloading my system.
Your heartbeat increases.
You get an erection.
No, no, that's not true.
Analysis of Hot bots always true.
For the spectators and if my wife ... If you watch,
I am a news reporter
and report here only objectively about a technological breakthrough.
Your penis is erect to 92%.
They are very well stocked.
Would you like to have sex with?
The economic slowdown in Europe
was hard for the economy.
Would you like oral sex?
- We should better stop. - No. Go on.
This is a perfect demonstration
the algorithm for the positive adjustment of erotic Hot bots.
And?
So, whom they have shown else?
Only me?
Not broadcast quality? What they do not say. It's good.
Because you know what? I'll be happy to help you, ok?
I will solve all their problems, on one condition:
I want one.
You have heard me. I want one.
One with all options.
A premium model. With all that there is.
Oh, and no viruses.
No, I could catch me!
Good ... Give me the Bardot.
Another brief question.
Is it possible to change the cup size?
Flight 329 from Tokyo, you have clearance for runway. 2
Willkommen in Salt Lake City.
If we serve the food so hot, we get in trouble.
- Do not spit into the food. - I blow so it cools.
- I do not spit. - Let the It's unhygienic..
Leonard, stop.
All this does not please me.
Here's Panda.
And.
The angel has fallen. End.
Great!
It's heavy.
Hey, Breaded and Fried complacent? Welcome Battertown Fish and donut,
wo jeden Tag "Fry-Day" ist.
Would you like our new triple-double?
Huffy?
Huffy, is that you?
- Oh crap. - Yes.
Do not worry. I have a sleeve.
What do you want to eat?
All right. You listen, I'm talking about.
I want to double-fried fish in the basket,
a Vanilla Gorilla Shake and Dew carbonated.
If the soda is stale,
come I purely and shit in the fryer.
These roasted chickpeas. Want something, baby?
- No thanks. - For sure?
- Food will be ejected! - Nard.
Yes, the package is in our possession.
Ok.
- Shall we open the box? - No.
It says in 50 languages "That's none of" it.
- Let's make it. - Good decision.
- These slime. - Hey.
- What was that? Does it have to be that way? - Well, he's my friend.
You even called him by his name.
- Be quiet. - No, tell me the truth.
- Did you rumgemacht with Huff? - Stop it, Rodney.
My greatest creation.
Rodney will love you.
- What's wrong with you? - Hey, Roidney.
- What? - I got your stupid food.
- What did you just say? - That I have your stupid crap food!
Stop it, Rodney! He is my friend.
- Stop it. - Rodney, come on!
Greet them one more time, then I miss you a red sock!
- I'm sorry. - My meal!
- Oh, you want your food? - Yes I want to!
- Will the Ape Man his banana? - Are you crazy?
- Want delicious sauce? - Give me the sauce!
- So you want my gravy? - Shut up!
- Bye, Limus! Bye, Nard! - Fuck you all!
Lick my cock!
Why are not you in the batter box? You seem not customer friendly.
No customer will order something,
when he sees you, you failed abortions!
Your shift is over.
Bring out the fucking garbage.
I think fried food makes him aggressive.
What is this, Koontz?
Worth it!
Panda.
And why did not you?
Because I have taken the pill, Frazier, therefore. Do you realize that I ...?
If I still take an hour, I stand up to the day of the tree!
You know what? This is beneath my dignity, I do not.
I want you to find them and herbringst. Bring it easy ...
What did I say?
Git.
Where were we?
Oh yes. So, listen. You have half an hour to heal,
then I use you no matter what.
Do not look at me like that.
Oh Mann.
I was never spanked a sex doll.
Oh my God. I believe...
... It has made me einzuscheien me.
Good.
We need to find.
What do we do now?
The is a Van Damme with vagina.
"A so-called red sock arises when during unprotected anal intercourse
the internal tissue of the intestine from the body occurs,
because this then strongly a red Kneesock similar. "
He knows that he is just at its peak. He knows, you know?
He also stupid, he knows that these are the best years of his life.
And the worst of our lives. Do you know why?
We can laugh about it,
when we are sitting on mountains of money we earn, because we are so smart.
And you he hates.
He would like to miss two confident a pair of socks.
The non attracts me the asshole from the asshole. OK?
Crap!
We have approached what.
- What? - I do not know.
Well, "I do not know" is under your car.
Why do not you see to what it is?
Approx. I.
I love you not ask, you idiot.
What is it?
Nard, we might have to deal with a half-dead, angry Bock,
he seems to be really mad at me and could I
equal to drill its horn in the neck.
- Do not be a moron. - Ok, I'm just saying
that it is difficult to talk to you when I sprayed blood from the neck.
It is already difficult enough to communicate with you.
Come on, dude, that's boring.
Do you see something?
What is?
Nard! Nard!
- What is? - Age! You've hit a woman!
And all of clothes ripped off!
We have to wrap it and put into the car.
Have I blown away?
You can not like a dead animal here blank.
Outside it's cold, Huffy. I do not want to get out.
- I'm so cold. - Climbing immediately from the fucking car!
You know, I'm cold so easily.
Ok.
I do not do...
I have to report. Did you here a network?
We have no reception.
Well, we seek.
Huffy?
We just need a plan, okay?
You mean to report the accident to police
is the wrong decision?
I just know that I'm old enough to know that we are too young,
To make the right decision.
Ok.
And what is the wrong decision,
- Which I will support? - OK that...
Is complex. I'm telling you, when we are with you.
I do not know if she is still alive. My parents may see the corpse.
You will not see her body.
That's part of the plan.
Try to understand, you have to trust the plan.
- I do. - You trust the plan?
- I trust the plan. - Tell me.
I trust the man behind the plan and the plan.
OK. If you trust the man behind the plan,
you trust and the plan.
You trust the plan.
I do.
Ok.
Why do not you in the garage?
Why?
Because we are in there to stash the girl.
to come to this idea took more than an hour?
Come on.
So, where to now? In your room?
- I ... - Yes, in my room.
Since no one would ever suspect a woman.
OK. Thats really sad. Do not say such things.
And now back again.
Right this way.
Shit.
What is going to shit music?
- What's going on there? - Stay where you are.
Ok, now fast.
Ok, one, two, three.
Please, God, let me get away on a technicality.
For a woman who is damn hard.
The weighs more than a weekend shopping trip.
- Hey, Limus, Leonard, what are you doing? - Crap.
- Hey come down,! - My feet hurt.
- If it was that I did not ...? - This is my house!
Oscillating immediately your ass here!
- Hey. - Dance Party.
- Hey, Dad. - Do not dance. Stop it.
- I'm sorry. - What are you doing this evening?
- Nothing. Well, something. - Nothing. Well, something.
You smell funny.
Ja. War stinklangweilig.
Whatever you have brought into my house, tomorrow it's gone.
- Roger that. - Yes, sir.
- See you later. - Bye.
No. Do not touch.
- I wonder ... - What he had on the jacket there?
Was?
I ... I've calculated how long we will sit for it.
Ok, it's still unconscious.
We still have a few hours to think about ...
before it begins to stink. We will sort it out.
Because my plan is something of awesome.
You know what? I would relax, Huffy.
You have for the first time in life a woman in your bed.
Dead or alive, which is quite an improvement.
Baby, do not you think, Leonard should go slow?
Ok, Mom.
And I want you bathe today.
Thank Mrs. Huffington.
Ok, I'll let you two alone now.
Hey. Hey, are you coming tomorrow forth early and help me with it.
OK. I know where we bury them.
In Grandmother's Garden.
Oh, you should have sex with her.
Do everything which you know that you must never do it again.
Plug her finger in the ass, lick her eyeball.
I tell anyone, I promise. Ok, I'm just saying.
It's only one night. Dare you fuck the brain from the body.
If you need anything, do not call, I do not want to come.
Hey, Mrs. Huffington, you have a ground beef rolls for me?
Crap!
Hi, I'm Danny. How can I help you?
Your robot has just spanked me and then beaten in the bushes.
Oh. Yes, no, very funny.
The stupid idiot asks me if I'd touched the sex doll immoral.
Did you?
Why must proclaim with us the message Limus never?
Him the Lord else has imposed treasure.
If, otherwise we'll be late.
- And I know how you hate that, honey. - I do.
God does not want us to be late.
- What is? - Nard.
- It is no longer there. - What?
The dead girl's gone!
Dominated a knife out of your chest?
- No. - Well then everything is all right.
Yes, we just hang over the city on posters,
that we are looking for a zombie.
- A zombie?
- Yes.
A naked zombie.
Toll, Nard, toll.
Search du mal from the house, I build the tent here.
Yes ... I do not hear you.
Good morning World!
- Who's there?! - It's me, Britney, bitch.
Hey, where is she?
I think the ... The zombie is in the bathroom.
Ok.
Crap. Fucking shit.
I really wonder, to go back to church.
Yes, well ... In a minute or two you meet your Creator, my friend.
Huff?
I love you.
I love you too.
Come on, take on the thing.
Okay.
Crap.
Mist!
Why are you doing this to me?
Fang to pray.
Oh, you're awake. Good Morning. Would you fuck in your room?
TEST PERIOD ENDS NOW!
Have you committed to helping protect?
THE PERISKOP WILL BE SUBMARINE SAVE!
Huffy?
Look in your pants.
- Why? - Because you're just arrived.
Hello.
So which one of you wants to fuck me first?
Was?
If one of you undress?
Or should I do for you?
- Huffy, undressed. - Oh man!
- Huffy, undressed. - Shut up! Not so fast.
Come sit next to me.
Age, go already and fuck them.
- While you watch me? - Yes of course.
- Raus, Nard! You can not watch! - Why not?
I'd be seeing you.
If you watch, I do not bring it.
Bring? Do you think this about the Olympics?
You're like a shotgun. One shot, that's it.
Get out, damn it.
Are you a cartoon dog?
Asshole!
I'll have sex with a woman.
Hang you around. You're a bit naked.
So ... How can I prepare for thee pleasure, my lord?
I feel ... That you ... happy little
would face to face.
Missionarsstellung...
... With legs ...
... Wiener Auster ...
No, I'm allergic to shellfish.
How charming. Want to lay next to me you just?
How about when you turn on me?
How about when you turn on me?
Mach mich an.
Mach mich an.
Mach mich an. An.
Oh God.
Shit, hurry.
Hey.
Everything OK?
Hello?
- Nard! - What? Crap.
I knew it, she is obsessed! What was going on?
No idea. I did not even to kiss her.
Was?
Well, this time you've really broken it, dude.
I do not know what happened. She is not...
- Alive? - No she is not...
...really.
Was?
This is a doll.
Holy shit.
Huffy, she's a fucking robot.
Today I am slightly hungover.
And you are stupid.
So you want me to say that $ 500,000 have simply disappeared in the forest?
No one will find it, Senator, and certainly not ... touch.
Let me say it differently, Senator.
If someone finds them and connect, we will know it.
The whole company is on alert.
Listen, I'm not a bad person. I do not kill like.
Sometimes, all it, sure, but usually it is to me.
I want to ... I do not want to kill you.
So we avoid it, and her ...
... Finds them, please. Find them.
I, Senator. I.
I mean, this meeting is over. What do you all mean?
Human. Caroline, I am now taking a drink!
And do not skimp on again when pouring, yes?
I do not know, Nard. More I have not found.
The label was Faith Hill Collection.
Yes, actually it is there Salvation Army.
Keep your mouth shut. These are the clothes my mom.
If I knew how to attract women, I was gay.
Mami Mami jeans are jeans, Huffy.
You tilt ketchup on filet mignon. Bravo!
Ladies want to see their Favorites?
This is a real caveman.
Ok?
Is similar to Peter the Great, which I showed you earlier.
As the scope is different.
And as I also have a pair of adjustable testicles.
The tails can be separated.
- Crap. - Oh my goodness.
- Yes. So you can also ... - Benny!
- Oh, sorry, dude. - Fuck off, Nard, immediately!
I no longer verscherble Moms Dildo, honest.
Verschwinde Nard. Ladys, Ladys ...
Oh, Mrs. Williams.
Das ist Jacks Mom.
No, these are not refurbished Toys.
- Mrs. Williams? - Ladys.
This is Mrs. Williams, age.
Oh, wow, Alter.
- OK. Oh no ... - Get off me!
We found that what you want to see safe.
- We do not come without reason. - This will blow your mind.
Ok, I understand that correctly?
Your they have run over ... You have brought them to you
and the only thing she wanted was to fuck you immediately.
- Yes. I swear. - Yes, just as it was.
And what is now your problem?
She made limp before I could kiss her.
Yes. Sure, in the face.
Since each would wilt.
- Good gracious. - Yes. OK.
- You do not look under the hood. - Take it easy. Seeking their ignition.
Somehow you have this thing can turn yet.
Wi-Fi.
Wi-Fi.
Of course, Wi-Fi.
Wi-Fi, cool!
Congratulation.
You guys are the proud owners
an ultramodern fucking machine with all the extras.
Holy shit!
A King Snake Love!
I hope you read like,
because the sweetness has its own Bible here.
What? Hinged to the leg. Since when are you so religious?
Ok, so much for in-the-forest-run-and-there-die.
- You have found it. - Yes.
A certain Benjamin Benedict gets the same visit us.
His is the Save On Sex.
How to save because during sex?
Man marries.
"The Hot Bot is a learning computer.
The more they learn and loves, the human being.
Treat the Hot Bot as you want to be treated.
The more you give, the more you get. "
It reacts super sensitive to any incoming data.
- You will do exactly what we want. - Class.
"Because of their experience, they will gradually develop their own thoughts
and form their own opinions. "
Ok, I find that stupid,
because as soon as she realizes who we are,
is they do not want to sleep with us.
Holy Wichshand.
The accept all major cards.
Huffy, give me your credit card.
No, no way. My father has made it very clear.
The is only for emergencies.
Huffy, consider your virginity quiet as an emergency.
I do.
- Then we use them. - Huffy, your credit card.
- Plug the thing in. - Put it through.
- Where? - Between her lips.
- The pussy lips? - Please be quiet.
- OK. - Put it through.
- Just because? - Yes / Yes.
I do not want to be unromantic, but how long is your ticket valid?
June 2017.
06-17 accepted.
Ok, ok. All right.
Guys? I drive so accustomed to walk, but there were already a Radisson,
a Motel6 and a Extended Stay.
One kilometer further comes right Holiday Inn.
In the $ 64 continental breakfast and Wi-Fi are already included.
- Navigation. - Yes.
Looking for a place to fuck.
Your Bible is longer than normal.
Because their is more important than the regular Bible.
We need to read this.
- I know. - Half of you reading.
Ok.
Read it tonight.
I'll probably be too busy to read my half.
I hope, friend of all friends.
Thanks for bringing, Nard.
- You're welcome, idiot. - We now get out.
All right. Cool.
I look forward to Tuesday. Lies You have, my stallion.
Anyone who knows me, who fucks me.
So what would say only one robot.
Who wants to be fucked?
May I join the network home Huffington?
Wi-Fi.
- Yes. - Password?
"Jesus loves you", all in capitals.
I need to load.
Is there the mode Leisurely addressing?
So what how close dance?
PULS RISE BREATHING ACCELERATED
You are nervous.
- A little bit. - You do not have to.
Nothing will happen unless you want it.
Hey, Pizza.
I ordered no pizza.
That was me.
Mud?
You have a visitor. Look who we got there?
- Friend. - A girlfriend?
Does your friend have a name?
- Nope. - Well, that sounds pretty exotic.
Is this Chinese?
- Meaning Nope? - Nope Nope means.
I may well suffer now!.
Limus, you know our rule "No girl in your room?"
Mom please. You're really 'ne tail lock.
Limus, for heaven's sake! What did you just say to me?
He said, you prevent his penis from penetrating into my vagina.
Thank you paraphrase "tail lock" for me.
Come here. In earnest? You call me "tail lock"?
Have you lost your mind?
Come along.
This is like our house, just smaller.
Here I can hide.
Here are more Regina Rainbow Ceiling
and there is a care bear-pillow.
Pretty. Is all in here tiny?
No, not everything in here is tiny.
Are there any health limitations, which I have to pay?
Asthma.
I have asthma.
Your blood pressure is 170 to 60. Breathe.
- We conduct to increase blood flow. - I try yes.
But if Dad finds out I rummache the playhouse my sister,
He built me a doghouse and banished me to the garden.
Okay, so the doggy.
Limus, time for supper!
Come and get's you!
I have to go. Take ... Take that.
We will call it the Huffy hotline.
The other I. If you need something,
will you call me, I'll come over.
I have to go.
JUNGFRAU
Where are you going, about the kitchen?
This is really strange. I woke up on the stairs.
Three your ass up here. One...
Luckily you found me.
Two...
Good Morning.
I now need to school.
This afternoon at 15:15 I'm back.
You stay here.
Do not go.
Are you sure that the address is correct?
That said, the technical assistance, 1289 Spiral Way.
Oh God. I think that's the wrong address.
Here there's no sex shop. This is a shopping mall.
Dammit, Gandhi.
- Hey, Snufflehuffagus. - I want to neutralize the pH.
- I simulate the pool. - That you have not yet.
Huffy, look at that, age. This is a real problem.
You bring confusion the chlorine feed.
Oh no! Things that you never need in real life!
Mr. Stupenski.
- Mr. Stupenski.
- Ja, Sir?
Do you want to tell the others in the class,
which just requires exactly your undivided attention?
I just read, like an artificial vagina works.
Interesting. Please, take it away.
- Enlighten us. - OK. Very much.
I worry about the moisture level of the plastic pussy.
Although you can on lubricants such as Astroglide recourse,
on lubricants other manufacturers,
nevertheless, I think that you may
have to replace a cartridge
or anything in the way so that when his penis in ...
Ok, gentlemen.
Let's discuss the more it with rector Burns.
- Hi.
- Hi.
I was just in the area and want to talk to you about Jesus.
Have you ever thought to let the Lord in your heart?
Yes, I know that the personal data, because it is my data.
UTAH!
22CM
You obviously do not understand.
- OK? I need ... - Hey, hey.
Do you see what I see?
Yes, I see.
If you miss again pornographic material on my campus,
you will not just stuck paper in the shredder.
So it feels now already.
What is the Vagina?
Hello, welcome to the Electric Beach. Tanning complacent?
For him, yes.
I stay on the right side, you stay on the left.
Oh God, I love this book.
There are so many good stories in it. That it is essential to have read.
The Bible is God's cookbook.
In it he gives the recipes for life.
What recipes?
For example, I cook for no man before he infects me a ring.
Brother, do not pull me by the hair.
- Even when beating rules. - Yes.
- Where is the bot? - No idea what you're talking.
Not the answer I want to hear.
- Have not you wondered exactly? - Listen carefully.
Between the hardware and software put $ 300,000 of us.
I really do not know where she is.
Here's something to help your memory on the jumps, I see.
We do not want that you choke on a dick.
- I think he does not understand me. - Men.
Oh shit.
We need times seriously entertained.
OK. Let's talk about making out.
- About our relationship. - As has who pressed the wrong button.
- Shaqobi, what are you doing? - Nothing, I just play.
Out. Raus, Shaqobi, out!
Hey, the.
So, what's up?
What do you want? She was in my house when I arrived.
Tell me everything you've told her Shaqobi.
- You I say nothing. - You're welcome.
Sex is sacred.
Ok, well, actually, should be fun sex.
When we first met, you said the same:
"Oh, let's have sex immediately."
And we all agreed.
- Let's stay here please. - Fornication, none of the games of life.
Fornication is the only game in life, baby.
So we put the times and to the side.
- And that definitely ... - fornication ...
And definitely there also.
You stay here, because the same we will repair you.
Shaqobi, Bitte.
That's fucking awesome,
because the bigot in there talking about Jesus
and says she played the last three hours the church!
You have what I love, infected with a virus!
Tell me right now what you said to Bardot,
otherwise I cut on you, let bleed you, throw you in the blender
and I rinse the toilet down, so you can swim with the fish, ok?
I mean serious.
No!
- What? No! That was no answer. - Run, Shaqobi!
That was not the answer!
- Do not hide again in the dryer! - I'll eat you alive!
- Crap! - I can reprogram.
- I do it. - I advise you also.
Otherwise I program my rights in your face!
Do not let me just stand so!
Do you believe in holy matrimony?
I forgot how to breathe.
Why do you have to watch Nard if I ask you this?
I try to find out where this question comes.
Do not you like what you see?
But. I like it.
If you like it, you should have infected me a ring.
I have to go.
You know, the thing is, the girl in Deep Throat
has back of the throat a clitoris.
Yes. I think that's why one has accused Nixon.
If we call him Tricky Dick why?
Mouth.
- Also Na. And. - And.
- Eat! - You know now where she is?
Yes, you know it? OK.
How was that like?
- Where is she? - Verpisst you.
Ok.
No, not! Limus ... Limus Huffington.
- Huffington clay? - Limns Huffington, ja.
- Ok. - Huffington clay?
- Plug it in! - No, I've told you!
Yes. We need all the information about a Limus Huffington.
Everything.
You should you really buy a diamond ring.
It is impossible, they confirmed yet only.
Kriegt them a ring, she thinks sex would have to ok.
After all that's will probably never be ok to have sex with her.
Can I get a pretzel?
Two pretzels.
- A birthday cake. - And a Blue.
- There are birthday cakes. - The blue.
The ... Yes, the two Blue since.
Ach Mist. Was...?
You are you...?
Was?
Say, that's a hooker, abgeleistet social hours.
The ... Where are you from, girl?
Hey, slime.
- What are you doing here? - Hey. Hi.
- Where's Rodney? - I do not know.
Plays basketball somewhere.
- Hey. - Crap.
Rodney plays with Bardot.
Are you her babysitter? Is that it?
If they are good, then you fuck them or ...?
But the body is not fornication,
but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body.
- Corinthians 6:13. - Sorry, it belongs to us, Rodney.
Age, calm down. You just have to ...
The guy is still high euro table. Or am I wrong?
- You heard us, you ass. Let ... - I do not believe, friends.
Why smells thy hand asshole?
I'll talk to your babysitter.
I celebrate the weekend a party, sweetheart.
I want you to come. This is a truly wild party!
As you can sip Jesus juice with us.
I make the following now, I'll give you my card.
This is your invitation.
RODNEY - FUCK IS MY BUSINESS: GET YOUR 38 CM GLORY!
You know what I mean?
If you want to get wet, you call me. Clear?
Until then, guys.
Two years. Two years, and the type is at its peak. Two years.
He wants to make you that his penis is 38 cm long.
These are more than 15th
He is evil. Stay away from him.
If you believe in God ...
... He is the devil.
Hey, this is Benny.
- Benny! - Benny!
- They want their property back, all right? - What are you talking about?
The FBI has raped me orally, because they thought I would Bardot.
No one is behind Bardot here, you dumbass.
I mean damn serious!
- What's going on?
- I told them that you have it,
So skin from dear, if you want to keep them.
Ok, you know what they look like?
Two types that you your single egg with pruning shears
want to trim.
The, the, the!
Bardot, I know you want to go to heaven,
but a little navigation help would be good now.
I thought you'd never ask. To the left.
- When? - Now.
- Turn sharp right in 150 m. - OK.
Law does not work. What are you saying?
- I miss the last update. - Oh Crap!
- Crap! - Damn it!
Yes, suspended!
- They're back. - Shit, no!
Bieg links ab, links.
Hold tight!
- I hope you dive into. - What? Why?
Because we the shit up to your neck.
The Senator.
Koontz.
VILLAGE COLONIAL VILLAGE MOTEL
ZIMMER FREI
I am not joking. Yes.
I ... I have a room.
- Let's go. - OK. Cool, man.
Who was that?
What did these men?
They want you.
Me? How so?
What do you want from me?
Do you want me as the same reasons as those men?
No.
- This is something completely different. - How so?
Because I have made you happy.
It is safer if you stay here overnight.
Benny remains with you.
And where are you going?
I have to eat with my family for dinner.
- For real? - Yes.
If I do not go, the ... My last supper.
See you tomorrow.
Benny, take good
Benny, take good
Freaks they still look like that?
And.
- Long day. - Yes.
I think between the downloading of God and the flight in front of FBI
- Are burned through their wires. - Yes.
The will to do not sleep today.
- Do not mind? - Benny, in there is only one bed.
The bed is for Bardot. You sleep in the bathtub.
I know your eggs still produce no glue. My already.
If I have to get rid of what I do that.
Benny when your glue stick our girls approaches,
I cut him off, and glue it to you on the head.
- And I'll stick to the asshole. - Oh really?
- Yes really. - Really, yes.
- Really. - That's not real, you wanker.
Yes, that's Boba Fett not, motherfucker.
Crap!
- Age! Come on! - Benny!
- This is holy ground. - OK.
- Get lost. - OK. I'm already gone.
Bring Huffy home. Your'll be fine.
Come clear age. Suction I care to moms tits.
Trust me, all right?
I understand something about repairing toys.
But nothing of friendship!
I'm going to ask you some questions.
Just relax and answer as simple as you can.
Mind if I smoke?
It does not affect the test.
A good Senator must be an insider and an outsider,
and I am both.
A good senator needs to know when he cry and when to laugh,
and I know that.
That's bullshit.
Caroline, you will rewrite this shit before my appearance, ok?
We will...
Hey! There they are. Look at me, who comes there. All right.
The Limited in Black. Says nothing.
Three days.
Can you then do not do anything right? FBI?
Furzblde idiots?
Tell me that you know where it is. Nods simple. So?
Help me. Do you know who stole it? That you know that, right?
In a way.
This is a great advance.
Let's go but to him. Bring me back.
Now it would fit. I could also go,
only I know blderweise not know where she is, right?
Therefore fail governments.
This is delicious, honey.
- Thank you. - Yes, no, Dad?
- Thank Shaqobi. - Delicious.
Sit down.
- Sit down and eat. - Sorry, I'm late.
Sit down and eat.
That's all?
He not in trouble? What if I would say that?
Young lady, when I hear ever tell you that you are late
- And your monthly thing ... - Hey, hey, hey!
No children before you. 39 Roger that?
- Ok.
- 39!
- All right. OK. - Only an education, then a job.
Then you can have a baby.
Until then, I want to hear a word of too late.
Love engaged married.
Only then comes the baby. Do you understand me?
I think that was now a transfer.
I believe.
- I would like to pray. - OK.
Come.
Give Mom's hand.
- No, I do not do. - Take Mamas hand.
I do not like this rebellion. Not at all.
- I ... - No more excuses more.
Son, I'm dead serious.
I do not understand where that comes from.
Facebook.
- This is the Internet. - This is the Internet.
And your PORNOS. Do not think we do not know.
But I do not like this lady in hotpants.
Normally she wears no pants.
That's it! That does not happen again. Come here.
Stop it.
All right, kid. Senator Biter. How are you?
not get up.
I wanted to tell you a bedtime story, but only one word ...
... To the hard sock.
How often have you ... In there hosed?
The not mine.
Do not do that. Clear is yours. We both know.
Do you know what has pained me your age?
Wash or throw away? What do you do?
Depends on...
... If I can find a new one.
I only use single socks.
Now you will laugh the same.
I have done exactly the same thing. In earnest.
I swear to god. Well, how do you think?
You and I, we ...
... Shoot our load in orphaned socks.
As I think of myself at your age.
This brings back memories.
Every day tens of erections. I was ugly, all you like.
Oh yes. Come on.
I always knew that no woman ever ... could satisfy my needs.
What I have done to ...
I put my wiener in a melon.
That you determined not know. But it is absolutely true.
They are placed half an hour into the tube. The melon, not my cock.
Half an hour, and while at 120 degrees.
At 180 you cook it. But that is not served.
Half an hour at 120 degrees. Then you cut in there your hole
and put off.
Tell you what, Limus ...
every time I boarded this melon,
I wondered how well feels a warm vagina.
I still wonder.
Oh yeah.
Bring back Bardot.
No, no, I want you back bring Bardot, Limus, ok?
I know you're doing that for me,
because our conversation went better than I thought.
We are cut from the same wood. I want you to bring them back. Good?
That's the end of the bedtime story.
So you have nothing to worry about.
Bring it tomorrow morning back, ok? In order.
Come on, lie down, sleep now.
I spread yourself to yet.
So. And now go to sleep.
That has never been my dad.
That he did constantly.
Bring her back. Well, how about that?
What about that?
You bring them back. Well, how about that?
You bring them back.
Then it's good for all.
- What should we do? - Lightning fast cunning are.
If until then here and keep your eyes open.
it is thing tomorrow bring you to her.
Then she kills him.
No, wait.
No.
I want to kill him. Bring him to me.
Make no nonsense, you two.
I wanted to fix it,
the only problem is, they do not know that it is a robot.
- What is, she does not know? - You know, Benny. Stop it.
I tell you, they do not know. Maybe she knew it, no idea.
Maybe she is a replicant.
As in Blade Runner. Yes. And died.
- What? - Yes.
- She is perfect. - You can you not say that.
- No one will tell her that. - OK. Take it easy.
I do not think that we tell her. I think we need to do ...
Come down again.
That it certainly says no.
Oh shit.
I really wish we could make ourselves invisible.
Yes. Room 15, please.
Out there must be 40 people, damn.
Hey, my kung fu style is only enough for a dozen guys at once.
We have no chance.
- Then we'll die here together. - You would die for me?
Huffy, honest, I admire your Bonnie and Clyde attitude,
but it sounds totally stupid, if you say what that.
I am bold and she is beautiful. And they will not get them.
Yes, hi, guys. So, we know that you are in there.
So do come out with your hands, ok?
"With raised hands"?
Original.
- We do not give you! - OK. All right.
Relax yourself.
Hey, motherfucker, I'll tell you how it's run.
He wants to talk to you.
He wants to order something.
Hello?
Three large ice cream cones or three cans of coke ...
- Do you want a pizza? - What the...?
And a giant pizza. An extra large pizza.
- What? - This is now a hostage!
- We make demands, they deliver! - So you called Ice in waffle?
- And. - And.
- For real? - That's a cheap last meal.
Also true again.
If they bring us the ice, we do not give them out anyway.
Listen, I understand the romantic feelings
between you two, but ...
No no no.
And.
How long does it take for to get Coke and pizza, motherfucker?
OK? Nonsense! It's ultimately not about caviar and filet mignon.
It is enough! I have enough! I'm really pissed off.
Do you know what the plan? They want us to fumigate.
The hold out until we give up.
No no no! Mach spoon with Huff. I ran go.
Your "caviar and filet mignon" was a clear statement.
- Yes? - Listen to.
You come out now and bring you your ice,
or I will send in two minutes all my men purely
and we cut yourselves from your tails!
Forever!
We should bring us our ice cream.
Pretty good.
- And? - And.
The streusel are delicious.
Hirnfrost.
I do not want to go through again.
- Did you get it the plan? - Yes, we have figured him.
- Look at me, you have it figured? - Go and show it to them.
We care remotely for moral support.
Then a beat.
- I want to be on top. - OK. I choose the mantra.
Come on, people fighting, fighting, fighting! Kung fu fight!
- All right. - Good mantra.
Kung Fu, do not let me down.
Hey, Benny. Give ye us our property back?
Benny.
Blow in the throat.
Get out, bastard! Please bang's me properly!
How long does it take probably until I have you broken your neck?
As.
Crap!
Does the name Frazier what?
- The ... Changes everything. - Yes.
Dramatically.
All right then. we simply climbing through the window in the bathroom.
- Ach Mist!
- Ach Mist!
Ok.
OK. I'm going to lock me up in my car, so ...
Do you know Elin Gonzlez? Me, yes.
Let's go, Bardot.
An unfortunate mustache.
OK. Benny? Look at times at that.
- Bye, Benny. - Time to enter, in the "Tetris" style.
Let's go.
- Crap! We must have air, asshole! - Hey!
That was nice of them.
Thanks for the great air hole, bastard!
- Let me go. - You have to make any demands.
Oh, and who says so?
What's happening?
Let me see.
You win? You win!
DAMAGE = 1500
- Is she still alive? - Bardot!
Bardot!
Near me it's too dangerous for you guys.
I'm so sorry. I have to go.
Hey!
Bardot!
- She is gone. - We are delivered, age.
Bardot! Let me ... Where are you going?
Where are you going? Bardot!
Bardot!
- Ok, ok, ok! - Come on out.
Shall we castrate each other or leave it to the Senator?
Koontz.
Apparently the bot wants a customer fuck.
I wish all women would tick that.
It is simply gone.
- Why? - I do not know, but how about that?
I do for you on, because if Dick sees that you frittierst tears
you know how this ends.
Show yourself, you bum!
Your sick little assholes!
- What shoud that? - Yes exactly. She's mine now.
What have you done with her?
Everything you could not.
Where are you going?
Asshole!
Better a love lost than never undergo.
Everything OK?
I've never felt a pain.
We need to retrieve.
As?
- Rodneys Party.
- Rodneys Party.
You know the hair around your asshole.
Say goodbye to them.
Did you see that?
Angry.
- Slime! - Hey!
I have Rodney just caught red-handed
with this comic doll!
- What shoud that? - Mist.
- Hey. - My fucking party?
- You want to rape the robot. - Come here!
- Your disappears now, damn it! - Oh Crap!
- We thought everyone would be invited. - No no no!
Fuck you, guys.
One two...
Yes, good.
- You stupid ass. - Leave my boys alone.
Baby, that was ...
What are you doing?
Pick the next time guys at the right size.
Come, boys. I drive.
She's on our side.
Sweetheart, are you alright?
Good gracious! You have so many SkyMiles, 500,000!
That's enough for Kuala Lumpur.
- Look at this! - Amount due: $ 76,000?
What did you buy?
I do not know. Who rises from Colonial Motel?
I am not.
Colonial Motel. Colonial ... you Look at that.
I think someone has stolen my identity.
My identity was stolen.
And with whom he is together than you?
- Colonial Motel. That's a ... - Baby, I do not fuck around.
I do not fuck around.
- I swear to you. - You damn ...
Listen, that was not me. It was not me.
Or were it might help you?
- Have you been to Colonial Motel? - Already eternally no longer.
Just so you know it, the Men in Black are back.
Was?
Did you think they can not drive?
Thank you. Can you block my account,
until I know where these charges come from?
I appreciate that. Thank you very much.
Praise the Lord.
CONTACT THE CUSTOMER SERVICE CREDIT CARD DECLINED
System shuts down
Crap!
I said yes, she will have an accident. Hey!
- Hey! - Look look!
System shuts down
The men in black are ...
PROCESSOR DAMAGED
The men in black are back.
The men in black are back.
- I have to go.
- Are you okay?
Everything OK?
You would die for me?
Thankfully you nothing happened in the accident.
Would one of you please tell me now, the debit worth $ 76,000
by Hot Bot Incorporated and declare a $ 1,000 hotel bill?
- No. - I ...
Obviously, the guys are in love.
As you lie really completely wrong, Mom. In fact, you're an idiot.
I'll miss a equal fisting,
if you do not prove more respect your fucking mother.
- You are angry. - Slow down.
Find not that a bit brutal?
Now, if the stock of your son in the mud from my stirs ...
- I find a fist not so bad. - I have to agree with you.
- What? - I think we all should
looking forward to the love of our children fit.
- Jeez! - Such expressions
- I will not tolerate. - Yes I agree with you.
I mean, if you want to keep both hands, that's ok.
Mom, I do not love Nard in this way.
Are you saying that it's all about sex?
And I understand perfectly.
- I understand that. - Completely.
In the camp there were not many girls.
On the walks we often monitored head to head.
- Head to head. - Head to head.
- What? - Red head. Sometimes.
We want you but only support ok?
I do not even care Limus that you were in my closet
have taken and clothes.
Probably you are wearing it and verkleidest you as a woman.
No, it is not.
Oh son, you play about the woman?
No, I ... Oh, my God.
Dad stop, please googling on and think you knew everything.
Mom, I know your support estimate,
but you really lie so what from wrong.
You there, you are our stupid parents!
And this head-to-head thing
when you were a boy is damn strange, ok?
We're just best friends, who want to depend,
and a couple of assholes want us to the leather.
So spared us with this shit!
I would note that I see it that way.
- That was fucked up. - That was brutal.
Really cool!
Say goodbye to one another.
You will not see for a while.
How bad is it with you?
Let's say so, dude.
I have an asshole that my dad could tear me so,
it hurts like hell.
But because it is a totally terrible man really,
he will make a new me.
Then I shit of two holes.
Hey, man, the whole thing I'm really sorry.
So then.
I'll just drop by and ... We hear from each determined.
- Crap. - Let's talk tomorrow?
- I ... I'll send you a text message. - Yes.
Small software damage and a few cosmetic repairs.
Suffers they?
I do not suffer.
Wipe it off.
Do you not hear? Wipe that away.
You will not remember anything.
Oh God.
And do not let them alone.
He knows that it is a robot, right?
SELECT BITER AGAIN FOR SENATOR
I would not be locked up in my shit pajamas in my room,
would you not run shit!
fickdichfickdichfickdich
fickdichfickdich
fickdichfickdichfickdich
I really miss them ...
Older!! We have to find, this has to stop.
Just do it. Brothers before robots.
What is the plan?
Plan? Why should I actually always have a plan?
Do you still want a plan.
I think I love you.
You do not love. You love the idea of it.
Older. Shut up. I love her.
You like it, so at ease talking to a beautiful woman,
because you can not do it with girls.
So I have never felt.
This is crazy.
We need to retrieve Bardot. She's my first love.
No she is not. That's Kassidy. And that is a human being, not a robot.
I know you're right.
But how can I do it that Kassidy in love with me?
Hey.
Alles ok, slime?
You know that some people fall in love with their cars.
I am in love with a robot.
Rodney has my car more and more loved than me.
It's a really nice car.
Ok.
With Rodney is from.
Hurray.
I know how you feel.
In fact, she has ruined both our lives.
Yes I know.
depend With you I lack, Huffy.
Me too.
Should I tell you something?
I am still on Star Trek.
And I have the original plans of the Enterprise.
Are you kidding? I think for I have commanded on eBay.
I've outdone yourself.
May I see the time?
I take it even out of the ordinary.
No! Oh my God.
Baby who me again Dinger sent for my thing.
This is an offer for 12 cm for the price of five.
- The I do not need that, right? - God, no.
Praise be to God, no.
Mud!
Lim... Li... Hey!
You brought this filth in my house, take him out immediately.
Ok.
Boy, you know, I have a day to do with the luggage of people.
Some things are big, some small ...
... Much heavier than a dead donkey.
Ok.
I am telling you this because you must know
I can cope with any baggage that you give me.
Do you understand what I mean?
I'll be fine with any luggage.
Thanks, Dad.
- Take out the trash. - Yes.
You know what? That one I keep.
Maybe I have to pounce on the ass your mom.
- OK. - That was my cue.
- OK. - Your mama is a freak.
- Dad, stop. - No no.
You have to make it clear to you that she's a freak.
"Senator Biter cordially invites you to its presentation of the future."
"THE ELECTION COMMITTEE AND SENATOR BITER INVITE YOU
THE LECTURE THE SENATORS ABOUT THE FUTURE
All right.
Let's do it.
My beard itches.
Your beard looks like a pubic hair toupee.
My beard is a pubic hair toupee
... In Congress I was not for me but for you.
And when I became a senator -
if you will choose me, I will soon be the fourth time Senator ...
If you again soon choose me
I will not sit for me in the Senate, but for you!
And when I'm president of the United States -
and I'm the president of the United States -
I will not do it for me but for you!
Well, a bit for me.
What's this here, damn?
Perhaps his guest rooms.
- Looks like a rape rooms. - Yes.
... Even if these things are important ...
- We should go. - ... They are not.
Not considering what you see, because I will show you the future.
And the future is great.
Oh shit! Older!
Bardot.
Come. I'm here to rescue you.
Bardot, come with me.
It's me, Huffy.
Crap.
I think she does not remember you.
I think they have totally deleted.
we grab us and we fuck off, okay? We'll think of something.
Mud?
I was totally wrong.
- Oh crap. - Hey, what have we here?
You look really beautiful. OK.
I make you ...
... The greatest gift of all:
the future!
HOT BOT TECHNOLOGIES BARDOT V.2.7
10.2 INTEL-PROZESSOR MIT WI-FI
My friends, please join me in welcoming my friend from the future ...
...Bardot!
My pubic hair toupee is from!
- OK. - Stands up.
We could have been friends. But, really ...
- Benny! - Death by double dildo.
Sit down. And do not be stirred.
Sets the tails off.
- Sit down. - What? Come here.
- Do you really want that? - Yes, in with the tail, come on!
That's all? Come on, bring it on. Bring on the tail.
Then right on time!
Come on. Well, why are you doing nothing?
Thou shalt get out of your system and stop making nonsense.
- Let's go.
- Malfunction of the system.
Packt the tails in the pants and comes.
Comes with.
- I'll see you later. - What? Oh no!
Los, run!
All right. Let's go, come.
Run!
- Let's go. - Cover your eyes.
That is not very nice.
Abartig and great at the same time.
I have no idea where we're going and what we do next.
- You? - Driving to the airport.
- Airport. - Why do we go to the airport?
If I can not have you, they should not have you, that's why.
Where should I go?
Someplace where they you can not find.
As?
I think 500,000 bonus miles help us thence.
- Here passengers may only get off.
- Dad?
You are not allowed to park here.
we bring you to your departure gate, ok? Comes with.
we bring you to your departure gate.
- Goodbye. - Dad.
You look good, boy. Well done.
Goddamn, boy.
GATES 3C FLIGHT 4466 TOKYO DEPARTURE 23:55 UHR
- Sir, you take off your shoes. - Hey, I'm wearing an earphone, clear?
- So I can through! - And that and that.
- Slowly, hey! - No problem, people.
Ok, I take off my shoes.
- Good. - In order?
There ...
... Now we must part.
Light is not.
Danke, slime.
Hey. I get along.
I know that. I know that.
I'm so sorry.
I'm in love...
Pretty even, I think.
In mich?
The feeling is genuine.
Yes that's it.
I did not think that I can.
Cry?
love me.
What did you say?
So something nice I've never felt in life.
Attention, passengers! Flight to Tokyo in 1530 is now ready for boarding!
Be proud of yourself.
On what?
On each of your first time.
Be proud of yourself.
I am too.
For real?
Stay as you are.
I had an earphone.
Breaded and fried! Your order please?
Hello?
What would you like to order?
Yes, I could not find anything I want on the map.
What would you like then?
A date with Limus Huffington.
Oh, and a donut.
Hi!
Well then ... Spring into the cockpit, you wanker.
- Will you come clear with the fryer? - You know that.
- I will miss you. - Jump in.
Han Solo springt in den Millennium Falcon.
- Hi.
- Hi.
And my donut?
END
I think he had a heart attack.
- We write a song. - We write a song.
- It is called "boat". - "Boot".
He goes so ... Let's sing it simple.
Stop to sit at home and mope.
I can not bear. It's repulsive. And you do not like your mom.
- And I do not even. - I had not had sex forever. OK.
- It's about female empowerment. - OK.
Women do not need self-empowerment. Stop it.
No...
- Oh my God! - I am going to vomit!
- Why? - Who was that?
- Hold on! - No.
- Did you fart? - No you?
- No.
- Donald that keep under wraps.
What's wrong with you bastards?
Comedies are more difficult than dramas.