For the performance these people
are torturing the animals less training
Boys!
Get all the animals
Look at this....
How this raid has conducted because
of me
l have done this sting operation
What else a bitch can do?
Sting Operation!
Wait for a second!
And this raid is nothing
What kind of pet you have
kept in your house
Python!
lf Python won't stay in her house then
where else it would be....
His entire family is full of snakes
Don't talk alot
You have a crocodile in your house
Because without if and but your family
always speaks rubbish
Why they are fighting?
And who they are?
They both are cousin sisters
lf these sisters are like these....
then how their mother would be
l have an appointment at 4.
l am Mrs. Kapoor and l have an
appointment at 4
You both are Mrs. Kapoor that's why
l made a mistake
That's your problem
You have put a ton of Botox
inside your body
and you also don't look Ms. England
Please don't fight like this
Otherwise your face lift will
be shifted
Who are they?
lf these two are like this
then how their husbands would be
You must be happy to hear
about that
that Our United Baking Production is
notjust getting demand in U.K
but it's increasing in entire world
How did you started this meeting
without me
And with that Co-Chairman....
Since he joined our company
our company's profit figures are
getting so cheap
like him...
Because you are only
Kapoor and Son
and me....
l am Kapoor and real son
You are crossing the limit
My dad crossed the limit
He born a brother
But l was born first
l was directly delivered
l was delivered first
You don't consider yourself so big
Since you are born you are just Chintu
But l am bigger than you in respect
You are the illegal son of my dad but
he divided his property amongst us
that's why we are sharing everything
Remember one thing
You mistake of youth....
Getting that moment's advantage you
and your family snatched our rights....
Otherwise you, your wife and
your daughter
everyone's value is like a beggar
Don't talk about my daughter
Now l will tell you....
that what is the value of my daughter
When l will fix her marriage with the
most family in U.K
Now you must watch where l will
fix my daughter's wedding
And you will must get a beggar
for your daughter
You will get a character less son in
law for your daughter
Both brother's fight....
and Pasta will earn the money
l am running the most famous Marriage
Bureau in London
Pasta Kapoor
Where are you in these days?
Since you have opened this
Marriage bureau
you are gone so busy
Nowdays every daughter's father have
only one name....
Last Pasta
For the Engagement
Last Pasta
For the Wedding
Last Pasta
and for the nuptial night
Last Pasta
You take double money for me but
l need a most famous family
for my daughter Heena
Come at my house!
l will come tomorrow
Not tomorrow right now!
Where is your bathroom?
lt's Urgent
Last night l got Last Pasta in
restaurant
Now that last pasta is looking the
way out
You?
ln my bedroom!
What are you doing on my bed?
l want to show you my love
Get double money from me
But l want a famous and rich
guy for my daughter
And if you....
will go to that loser Chintoo
then l will put that arrow in your bow
You are sinked in your potty
lt's too late
Do you have washroom in your house
You went to the bathroom so what
are you doing in the kitchen
Toilet Paper was finished in bathroom
so l came here to get some water
l was writing rich and famous guys
names on toilet paper
lf Dabbu will get your toilet paper
where you have written the names
then l will wipe you out
How is that possible?
l am your man
Your mouth stinks!
l am sure you will like
Chintu Kapoor's Family
Pasta! Please speak slowly
He have heart condition
Why he got shock to speak louder
ln our Lock's Factory
once thousand tons of steal has felt
down on his front
and he is gone deaf
We are going for Jai's Proposal
and he is not with me
l wish he would be with me
Call him!
l have told you many times that you're
notjust my assistant but my friend too
Yes tell me!
l want to tell you something
Look! l know what you want to tell me
But before that....
l want to tell you something
l know you never let me down
Actually l have called you today
that l am going for your proposal
That' s such a nice family
l am sure you won't refuse me
You can do whatever you want
You wanted to tell me something
My dad has fixed my marriage
somewhere else
You also wanted to tell me something
l wanted to tell you something
lf you don't mind will you speak slowly
When the voice is loud
so he got a heart problem
l was asking that your son didn't
come with you
We have to discuss about his life
How he will come?
He is imprisoned in Dehli for
a girl's murder case
He is having shooting in Hawai
for some calendar
To see you you won't feel that
he is his son
Don't look at his face
He looks African but his son
is opposite to him
His colour is white
To see his you will feel that he
is not his real son
But he is his Step Son
He is talking about his son
What happen?
Put the snack down!
You are over reacting
You put the sweet down
This Jai is not his father's son but
a son of sin
Jai is his dad's son
When did l said that he is
not his dad's son
but you are not his dad.
l think your wife took the neighbour's
concept very seriously
Shut up!
What you got to make steal locks
from so many years
besides your white neighbour have
your house keys
Shame on you!
Your fate is black and your
husband is black
God has made black comedy
with you
Get the DNA test of your son
Let's have his ECG test for him
Who else can know better than me that
who is real an who is step son
Don't bring these illegal proposals
lf you want to bring the proposals then
bring legal millionaires proposals
Hinduja, Mittal, J.D.
Bring their son's proposals
Otherwise don't show me your face
What did you said?
And you didn't stop him
He was insulting your parents
He said many bad things that your
dad got heart attack
He said bring the proposal of
Hinduja, Mittal and J.D's proposal
What?
J.D's Son?
He needs J.D's son....
l will give him J.D's son
Because J.D's son Jolly....
is my childhood friend
And now J.D's son will take
the revenge of my dad's insult
This time l didn't stop
Yes! but you are stopping while
you are walking
Why are you scared from your dad?
l am not scared from my dad
Last time l didn't step down
from the Chopper
and this time did you see l took ten
step from the chopper
You have no guds
You have brought me here sixth time
But still you didn't introduce me
from your dad
l will shoot the bikini photo
and l will do hot videos
And you will get the right to stop
me from all these things
when you will introduce me
with your dad
And you will tell your dad that you
wants to marry me
J.D has become such a famous man
but he is still so simple man
How can you manage it?
As much J.D has become a
famous man
He touched the sky
but his feet will be on the earth
Today l will speak
and you will listen
Today you will speak and
l will listen
That's fine....
but where are you in these days?
Sometimes....
spend some time with your dad
l have a girlfriend
Friendship is good
but don't make relationship with her
You don't know l have fixed your
marriage with my friend
Batuk Patel's daughter when your
were child
And l gave him my word
Did you see Jolly?
Now when that Kapoor gave heart
attack to my dad.
Same as that Jolly
You will give heart attack
to that Kapoor
Yes you!
That Kapoor needs J.D's son....
You are J.D's son....
You go to his house and fix your
marriage with his daughter
and break the marriage on
Wedding Day
He will must get heart attack
lf my dad will know about this
that l am gonna have fake marriage
l couldn't tell my dad about
my girlfriend
You don't know my dad
When my dad gone angry so l
am very scared about him
lf l can't do it....
then someone else can do it
What do you mean?
l mean....
Kapoor needs J.D's son....
You knew that l am J.D's son
l knew that l am J.D's son....
but Kapoor doesn't know that
who is J.D's son
l mean to say....
that we will send someone else at
Kapoor's house being J'D's son
And ourjob will be done
Fake Jolly?
Your plan is perfect but....
We need a rascal for this job
Sit down slowly
But sometimes character gone bad
Now....
let's talk about some money
Give him 50,000 Pound too
Him too?
Whom you have deal with earlier?
Who?
You are not dealing with Max?
We don't know who is Max
Just get the money and
do ourjob
Put it down in the centre
Who is that mutant in the photo?
He is not a mutant
He is my dad
And l.....
l am his sin
But our deal?
Done!
So why don't you tell the Sunny
about Max
Don't discuss about Max in
front of Sunny
Because when Max will face the Sunny
then Sunny will kill the Max
And if Sunny will face the Max then
Max will kill him
How did they become enemies?
Actually we two were studied in the
same college with Sunny and Max
These two senior citizens with
you two young guys
No!
When we were in first year so they
both were in final year
and when we two were in final year
then still those two were
in final year
And one day....
ln College's Party.....
You hide yourself here
l am scared with the darkness
Come with me!
Nothing will happen
Finally l am alone with you
in this cupboard
Sonia!
What are you doing?
You are my best friend's girlfriend
Your best friend is hot but
you are hotter
You have lost your mind
Despite knowing it that l am
your girlfriend...
From cleverness to sympothy
You call this man your friend
Now shut your mouth otherwise
l will smash your face
Get lost from here
He is my friend
He trusted on me...
How could you?
You are not my friend
You have fought me for this
character less girl
What are you doing?
Our friendship is over
Who wants to be your friend?
ln which house we are sending Sunny
Max is gonna be on that next house
And if these two will face each other
then World War 4 will begin
One minute!
You go back to Max and l will
stay with Sunny
We can't let face Sunny
and Max each other
What have l done?
You have got Rich Son in law
to that Kapoor
lt's done what it has to be
He got a rich person but l don't need
any rich person for my Heena
but l need a Royal Person
lt's such a romantic view
What is that?
Get out!
Are you alright?
Who are you?
He is J.D's son...
Who is J.D?
My dad was taking my to meet some
girl for my marriage
in his private Jet
And when l knew....
then l jumped down from the Jet
Because if he is J.D. then l am
J.D's son
He is J.D's son....
Why are you spitting on me?
lt has to be done because
my landing was so....
....Soft
Who are you?
He is my bodyguard
Your dad must be looking for you
He could send his entire army here
for your marriage
that's why we will have to stay
underground for few days
We might be found a safe place
to hide
We need a banglow, wall and
a barb wire
Garden!
l must say let's hide in the bushes
l have barb wire, wall garden here
l have a house here,
Where is the house?
This is your house
This house!
Come with me
That's right but....
Why are you sending your law
officer to my house
He is coming to study your research
You will be happy to meet her
Recognize him!
l know he came for me
from the sky
For what reason you came here
we will have to go to my bedroom
Where are you going?
l am a Bodyguard!
You bodyguards takes your
job very seriously
But Bodyguard's job is to break
other's bones
Yes!
But you are a Single Bone man
l think you have started dieting
but forgot to over it
l was President's bodyguard
l don't know what happened to Tomy
Since l put clothes on him he
got rashes
Now what should l do?
Must be feeling hot
Please take off the clothes
How it feels now?
Now straight to the bed
How does it feeling now?
Now let me hear him barking
l can't hear it.
Little bit Louder!
Why are you getting tired?
Your meeting was very cute
lt means you are not feeling offended
like your daughter
lf that Heena is not present
for the award
But how is that possible?
l have an idea
Now Bobby will win
Now my heena will win
l don't know how come l came here
but you must be involved with that
That must be your hand,
lt's not her hand
lt's his hand....
Not my hand
lt's his hand
He put on my face
l have put on your face
Tell them the truth
You didn't put chloroform on my face
l have found everywhere but l could
not find anything to eat
But you don't worry!
l am stuck on this island
because of you
and l have no way out
l am starving....
Go and get some food for me
Dad sent you to take care of me
Now until l am on this island
You will take care of my food
Why are you standing here?
Go and get it!
Your didn't change your habit
to get other's stuff
You need coconut!
lt's lying here,
Get it!
After 10 years l got a chance
to settle the account
And today nothing's gonna
stop us
What are you looking at?
l have already saved you earlier
from that girl
who belongs to someone else
in two minutes
But it's not gonna worth
to tell you
You will not understand anything
Hit me!
Now what are you looking at?
l am not hitting you
l am shaking my hand
l have got the sandwich
We have eat alot
Now who will pay the bill
Don't worry!
Your bill!
There!
Jolly!
Here!
l have got the towel
Cover your self
Covered girls in Sosa's photo shoot
Jolly will talk to his dad about you
He will talk to his dad?
Yes!
He took two steps ahead then
he got 4 steps back
You take one step ahead
Take me to your house
then l will spend my entire life
wearing abaya with you
These two are here?
What are you doing here?
How did enemies become friend
When we finished our mis-understandings
we became friends
But where are your girlfriends?
We will discuss about it later
Let's have some food
From today l am leaving
your house
and l will stay in his house
After today that's my house and
l will stay here
He is leaving his dad
But his dad is not leaving him
You leave it to me
Dad!
l am refusing your house
lt's good to refuse your dad but it's
not good to refuse his property
What?
You need me or my property
Property!
l mean l need you
lf you want then l will held your
engagment tomorrow
l am getting engage tomorrow
Your sons is getting engage
tomorrow
Tomorrow l am getting engage
And you are not invited
and you have fixed your
daughter's engagement
l have a plan
What's the emergency?
Why did you call me here
in the middle of night
To tell you about my dad J.D....
We will take more 50,000 Pounds
So tell me about your dad
You have just talk to J.D. on phone
anything is gone in life
but J.D. shouldn't know about this
l know you from the college why
are you scared from your dad
Fine!
l am coward!
But my dad shouldn't know about this
You will have to tell us today
What shall l tell you?
You want to hear it...
Then listen!
Today what secret l am gonna
tell you
nobody knows about that
Many years ago....
ln Maharashtra's Area terror
were ruled
He was terror for Landlords
but he was messiah for villagers
Even fear was scared from his name
That name was....
Jakka Decoit
He had only one weakness
His childhood friend
S.P. Police Batuk Patel
When 700 Villages Police was
failure to arrest Jagga
then Batuk forced Jagga
to surrender the police
And Jagga can take someone's
life for his words
and he can give his life
You have done right!
You have explained me right
Father's dark shadow
take his son to the darkness
And every child wants that his dad's
hand raised to give blessings
not to carry the gun....
Now you admit one more thing
What?
l want that our childhood friendship
shall turn to relationship
My daughter and your son....
Fine!
l will give you my word
My son's marriage
will take place with your daughter
And l will request the Government
that give less punishment to Jagga
So he could start his new life as
soon as possible
lt means Jagga Decoit
After 14 years imprison
with his hard working
Jagga Decoit has become London's J.D.
l have hide one more thing from you
What?
My real name is not Jolly
Then?
A name only a decoit can
give his son
My real name is....
Juwala
That's why l kept my name Jolly
Don't give chance J.D to become Jagga
Don't roam near my house
Now let's concentrate on
only one thing
Congratulations!
Can l ask you one thing?
Yes!
Where you taking three of us?
Open your blindfolds....
How do you like?
That's your Engagement Gift
Jolly got engagment
lt's my house
lt's my house....
lt's J.D's house
How do you like my surprise?
Government had put prize on his head
He brought me in his house
for surprise
lt's mind blowing from outside
Let's go!
Why are you shaking your head?
lt's your dad's house?
You go and handle it emotionally
Who are you?
Please try to understand...
What to understand
l can clearly see that
He thinks Jolly got engaged
Nobody will interfere between
Father and son
Yes!
Nobody will interfere
But l will must have to interfere
Because l am the new driver
of your son
But l am his old friend too
Now your son made a mistake
Let it be,
He is your son
Every child wants that his father
shall raise his hand to
give blessings
not to carry the gun
l think....
You gave your word to someone
But if your son won't be alive
then what will be your words worths?
Now show down
He is admiring his dad to low
his volume
l am telling you give him space in
your heart and house for few days
Try to understand
Till then l will break this engagement,
l will give you my words...
And l have faith in my words
Because l....
am the love of Batra Kali!
Son has done wrong thing
But today is it right what a
father is doing
Father is a big thing
but his heart is bigger than him
Today if you'll forgive your son
so that will be J.D's failure
but that will be a father's victory
Don't cry!
For my son's happiness
a father laid his head down
Come and get his blessings!
Amazing house!
What is the square feet of this house
l can understand that Jolly
touched his feet
but why did driver touched his feet
There is some spice in the bakery
Jolly got the engagement
but that driver is having fun
l will tell the Boss right now
What kind of house is this?
He is entering without knocing
the door
ls he gone mad?
Get out from this room right now
lf you will do it again then
l will take you out from this house
He was inside
Not a single day has passed and Jolly
got warning to get out from his house
l have set the flame
just wait to lighten up the torch
Do it whatever you like!
Yes Boss!
Such a cheap man he is....
l think you have food in your mouth
Finish it then talk to me
l have nothing in my mouth
Wrong person is having fun
with your daughter
Go and look from your eyes
Not a wrong person but the right person
is with my daughter inside the room
What kind of father he is?
Husband and Driver for his daughter
Dad and daughter both are cheap
What happen?
U.K Fox Magazine has chosen J.D.
man of the year
His firms, companies and all assets
worths 5 billion pounds
l am sitting in your house to see
your empire
l mean l want to see your office
l am going to office and you
can come with me
Get the car!
Why there two are coming together?
Driver!
Get the car!
Jolly! Will you come with us?
l don't need coffee
lf you want to offer someone then offer
it to my future son in law
l will see who she will give
the coffee
We will be caught
Give coffee to Jolly
Get him up!
lt was my mistake!
l thought tennis is two players game
l have got a phone call
You keep playing
l wish you would be here
You know in whose house my
daughter is....
ln J.D's house....
But in front of my eyes....
Got darknes....
l have told you wait and watch
Now do you understand your value
lf J.D's son....
is Chintu's son in law
then who is he?
Enough for today
l will take you on long drive
Now what?
We got two fake Jolly to get
Jai's father's revenge
You have some mis-understanding
l will explain you
Those two girls are not my wives
Are you alright?
But l am still angry with you
And l will forgive you only
on one condition
l have accept your every condition
At least ask her condition
That won't be bigger than our problem
Then fine!
Take me to your house
Now that's my condition
l don't want to take risk anymore
l am coming at your house
Now l will stay with you 24/7
You can make me speak lie
for anything
Your driver got engagement
ls this a true story or new story
lt's a love story
We need your blessings
Now it's his job to give blessings
to his drivers
What's wrong with the drivers?
They don't have heart
l am the lover of Batra Kali
and l have learnt it
l will give my blessings....
Then you will allow her to live
here for few days
lt's wedding atmosphere
Fine!
l will give my blessing but
in traditional way
Where is J.D?
He is gone for the walk....
What kind of father in law he is?
He is giving blessings to his
future son in law
that he should born kids with
some other girl
After listening you...
l turned this house into assylum
l like to smash your face....
Not under my ears...
Behind the ears....
Shut up and stay here....
Last night she was with me and she
was asking about you
She wants to meet you
lf you will talk rubbish
then l will slap on your face
l will meer her?
Never!
So she will come....
Stop nonsense!
She was saying like that...
l am not saying it
l will tell Sarla that you can't
meet her
Who is this Sarla?
Her name Anarkali is for sinner world
Her real name Sarla....
Sarla was Jolly's mom name
No!
Jolly's Mom's name....
Now you will must have to
meet her
Please meet her.
l insist
She was asking about me
Give me her number...
l will give you her number
What happen?
lt doesn't feel good
l came here for my daughter's wedding
And how would it feel
Fine!
So l will tell Hetal
Who is this Hetal?
She is Anarkali for sinner world
But her name is Hetal on
her passport
Parul's late mother's name
was also Hetal
Come and sit!
Why you wanted to meet me
l don't have your answer
l must want to meet you
once....
We have thought alot
What you guys have done,
You have done it wrong
But if you want....
then you could more worse with us
But whatver you did
at least
we both sisters have met
And perhaps our fathers who are enemies
they will also meet
With this hope we both came to
tell you something
Our marriage will take place?
Have you gone mad
How our marriage will take place
He is right...
So many venues, so many jolly
and so many dads
Why are you getting tired?
There is also my father amongst
all these fathers.
Father of all fathers
Jagga Decoit
And we all have wedding tomorrow
l have drink your lemonade alot
Now watch more famous people
will come
Climax comes after wedding
but here climax is coming together
with wedding
Here comes fool
You are lucky that you met me
Go and get some cold drink for me
Who left you here?
You didn't recognize Pasta
l am running London's number one
Marriage Bureau
And for your buggers l have opened
mobile marriage bureau
Press one for enagagement
Press 2 for engagement
Get some cold drink for me
Almost all guests have arrived
Call the brides....
Now call the groom
Show me their faces....
As per papa's term my wedding
with Heena
and your are getting married with J-Lo
What shall we do now?
Why you are getting tired?
l have arranged everything
Start the Mantras