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Jallikattu (2019)
No funny stuff
You walk ahead of me Hold the rope tight Rice-cake again for breakfast? The same every day! Playing with Naxal extremists again? Its bank procedure, brother Please co-operate Some extra liver for you I buy from Varkey because he sells real meat Varkey, give me some meat scraps for the dogs Some bones for soup Stupid, what are you doing, slicing or scraping? Okay,this will do Flesh from the thigh,Father Thanks Hey, what is this? Subadra, cook the meat curry with coconut milk, okay? Would you like the tapioca dish with big pieces? Both brother and sister straight from hell Dude, we too eat fish But its tiny fish. Let me taste it first Get lost, you mongrel My brother would slit your throat if he found out It's dark, take this torch. Don't want you tripping and falling Hold this Thomas called from the bar. They need the meat early First deliver seven kilograms of lean meat to Kuriachan's house Its for his daughter's engagement Never invites anyone, that skunk Idiot! Is that how you tie a knot? Are you practising to tie the knot on your mother-in-law? Bring the legs together I did, master Lower its head Hold it tight It's getting away! Don't let go Hold on to it JALLIKKATTU Hurry up! Come on... come fast. Please come out! Bring some water! There is a fire Brother, there is a fire Everybody, come fast! There is a fire! Hope it doesn't spread Tie up your hair What is it? A buffalos run amok Why would it burn a haystack? Buffaloes eat hay, don't they? What the hell. Don't poor people have the right to live here? Prabhakaran Open the door Who is it? It's me, Varkey Varkey? What happened? Come with me Don't worry, Varkey They are migrants from the plains Before daybreak, they will catch and butcher it Your father Mathan fell into the well when a buffalo ran amok like this... ...didn't he? Varkey, Im sure he went this way You get piss drunk every day and fool about No wonder it ran away First, pay for the meat you bought last week It almost killed us I know how to groom it. Go away! I lost 50 litres of milk. You have to answer for it Go, call the police Move out of here Shine the torch Where is Antony? Where are you off to, so early in the morning? The buffalos gone Lifes become impossible here You fool. Where is the buffalo? Headed towards the plantation On the run, trampling all in its way And escaped into the forest Stop there Where are you all off to? You three, go that side Some of you, come this way Damn these insects Is he growing a forest or what? Its Nature, man Where to? The beast will finish you Where? Where? Come. Come fast Chase it. Don't let it go There He went that way There goes the buffalo. Come fast It has gone there Don't trample the shrubs! They are all medicinal herbs What happened? The buffalo Varkey wanted butchered is running wild We are chasing it Leave that gentle soul alone This universe is home to every creature, not just humans Let it go free and live its life While we men risk our lives? Oh, Shangu! Don't use abusive words It will pollute the surroundings Come on, it's here Mind the plants! Just find the beast And trap it Paul, please calm down Paul, abusive words will pollute the surroundings Why call your dad for every silly thing? I will go to my home, whenever i want. He calls himself an inspector You will obey my words and stay here. Or be gone for good Some father and daughter, these two. - Dare to insult my father? If I do, so what? You started this the day you came here Get lost! Go to your bloody home A week from the wedding Go ahead, kill me! Yes, I will kill you and also your dad! Go ahead Sir Sub Inspector, sir... - I don't care.. Go and open it yourself! Sir, it was excellent tapioca plant. Extremely lush That buffalo romped over it and destroyed my everything If you have a licensed gun shoot and kill the beast And mind you I haven't heard or seen anything, okay? Anything happened to you? Father! What the hell? Even a wild boar wouldn't cause such rampage Varghese, call the police Come down Come down here! Dont be rough with it. That would mean trouble later Does the church belong to your dad? Listen to me All this land was a dense forest My dad usurped it and then donated it to the church And he lets the buffalo loose here, the bastard Ill see to it that your butcher shop is shut down Did you call the police? Master, the police van is coming Now let them sort it out I am here at the church for something urgent Move aside Didn't I say I will call you back? Sir, no provision to shoot it Look at the damage it has caused to the crops Father, there is a procedure to follow The Tahsildar has to issue an order, the veterinary surgeon has to come Meaning, it will take another week Then, we will catch it on our own! Hey, didn't I tell you I'll call back! Don't call me like this! Do what you need to. But, with a wild buffalo there are legal issues We can't even move out of our houses Dear villagers, a violent buffalo is running amok... and destroying the peace of this village spreading fear everywhere It has already destroyed crops and much else Don't worry, why are you crying? A buffalo is running wild. The child will get scared Lets shut the door I know why Women and children are adviced to stay indoors Senior citizens, please avoid defecating in the open All of you, go back home All labourers keep indoors and don't report for work You can weed the tapioca and collect cow dung later Now, you must protect your life! Express your strong protest against the authorities They dont protect our lives and property You spend your life sniffing behind her When the villagers go without sleep No wonder she stays home as a spinster In her 9th class, she had an affair with the PT teacher Real cock-teaser! You ...! Leave it! To finish it off hit him on the head If you catch him, go straight for his heart Do you get it? It is destroying vehicles Maybe we should call Kuttachan Don't dare mention that scum! Whats this? Get back Why all this ruckus? It started early morning Kalan Varkey's buffalo is running wild Varkey's buffalo? No wonder! He remains unmarried and sneaks into homes at night His sister is no better Like dogs in butcher shop, all men sniff after her She had a thing with her drill master too Can't you hear the announcement? Still boiling tapioca in the open? Get lost, you gaffer Is the tapioca boiled? Almost A little more salt? Yes Haven't you prepared tea yet? Im doing it Give me something to munch Boozing from early morning? You do as I say Let us cook more rice tomorrow If free, people eat anything So you are not calling the villagers? No! I don't want to spoil my daughter's engagement When I first came here with rubber plants these scundrels asked if one could drink rubber milk! Why are you following me? Wait there For the wedding, I will call everyone Yes, that will do So what are our plans? Brandy will be here this morning As for toddy-bread, let us have 60 Make it 70 Let it be 80 Be sure to add some boiled rice while making the appam batter That will make it fluffy, crusty and tasty Very soft Heres tea Drink up One minute My munchies? Yes, and we need to serve the appam with buffalo gravy Whom are you talking to all the time? My friend Which friend? Stop it and go There are visitors Luckacha, please check on the fish curry You must smell the aroma of spices and tamarind upon opening the lid We can make curd dish with jack fruit Jack fruit? Don't make a gravy with jack fruit Let us have a curd dish with tender yam There must be chunky pieces of tender yam to eat And moist juice of yam to slurp off it Make pickle with green pepper. Make it extra spicy So spicy, it should drive the lice out of their heads Now our special buffalo roast. That's our signature dish I want roasted coconut slices soaked in the buffalo fat Then ghee and meat This fat will give that extra taste to the curry Understood? - Yes Why this noise? An announcement? No idea. People are running. What has happened? Whats going on? Old man, whose buffalo? Kalan's (Varkey) What will I do for buffalo meat? What are you saying? Without buffalo curry, can we even call it a feast? Where is this idiot going with the cart? He's ringing the bell like he's walking to his mother's cremation. The fool is headed that way Ask him to move away. Or he will get hit You owe me a lot of money Please pay me my interest A buffalo is running wild and you want your interest? Look there. The buffalo will be here Sanku, push him away Move away if you want to stay alive, fool Where is this man running? Where did the beast go? It has broken into the Bank Can you write off the mortgage against my house? Only I can save you now Come on, decide fast Go to hell Drive the beast out. Well shut the gate to trap it Go, catch hold of it The memorandum submitted to the hon'ble district collector... from Kunnumpuram house of Meppara village by Paul, son of Oudha, occupation - farming Correct it as 'late' Oudha The 'mahisha' brought illegally for slaughter 'Mahisha' (a god) What else is a buffalo? A buffalo is a buffalo. Write simply that? Then you write it No, please proceed I humbly request you to look into this matter And initiate appropriate action Look here! It has destroyed our flag post We must do something about it Varkey, lets go to the hospital It is nothing serious I will go home and have a steam bath We have to catch it before sunset.. Hey, what is happening here? Some buffalo has run amok Buffalo? Get in fast, man.. Move aside.. Those Poomala guys have arrived! To create ruckus! Pour one more drink Let us have a bash.. (folk song) Look, I was in Idukki And I came here as soon as I heard of this! Sir, you can't take it lightly! We have to handle him physically! We have to do something now! Comrade, please calm down.. Then like the other party, let us too be meek and spineless.. First,it was not deliberately let loose! Second, Varkey helps us in times of need True! He never keeps me waiting at his shop Third, by evening, all of us can... What nonsense is this? Listen, we will catch the buffalo.. We catch wild buffalos So local buffalos are nothing to us! You can get lost! Beat them up.. Yes, sir.. I had heard about it, sir But sir, what can we do about it? Sir... SIR Sir... Right from morning, these rogues start creating trouble.. Stop and buy a pack of minikkutti.. Let them butcher, barter or bait the buffalo But why place all this trouble on me? Do you know how much I have lost? Bro, can I have tea? Why tea? I will serve you arrack! This is too much For generations, Varkey has been our supplier for meat But this is happening for the first time You and your bloody traditions and generations Your ancestors left their homes and migrated here... either due to poverty or their illegal activities Varkey's family comes from an ancient one Bullshit Varkey's father fled after seducing his wife's bedridden sister Is that so? I didn't know! Since he couldn't buy any land here he started butchering buffaloes That is in the past People didn't have money to buy meat everyday At most, one buffalo a month That's all Now, listen up Fill your stomach with those snacks But you must pay the bill, okay? Once, on Easter eve a buffalo broke free People caught and killed it and shared the meat But Mapilla was found two days later He was lying dead in a well He was running after the buffalo - Run, he did Why wash dirty linen? We must call Kuttachan Look at him! He's really had it Varkey dude, how are you? Feeling just heavenly! You get drunk, jump fences - without a care for the buffaloes No wonder it turned out like this Better go to hospital The Poomala hooligans are fermenting trouble Do something fast Or it will get worse Let Kuttachan come and shoot it down Now we need only him to add to the ruckus Varkey, let Kuttachan come. He will find a way You've scores to settle What did i do ? Let me see if I can catch the buffalo without him Then go and do so Why are you sitting numb? Stop your blabbering He can't even hang on To the buffalo's tail It's not as easy as your silly fishing Sunny, go call Kuttachan You move aside Omana dear, it is me Kuttachan? When did you land? Just now Prepare chicken for me, I'll come by in the evening Hurrah, hurrah, Kuttachan! Varkey, what happened? Look, Kuttacha Not mere Kuttachan, But Ganja Kuttachan! The same Ganja Kuttachan you all drove away You've grown some hair? Kuttacha, come inside Leave me, Varkey, I'm not here to play little games Let me do what I came here for.. Come, let us go in my car No need It's not a big deal abroad! Let's apply to the government for permission to hunt After Sunday Mass, we go with our guns There are enough deers and boars.. Don't go for a big shoot If your wife sends you back from abroad you'll roam around here weeding cardamom Have coffee.. There is no meat for dinner I will see to it This is Johnson You also came to know that? It has destroyed everything. There is chaos around the church Not if it comes from a freezer. If fresh meat, get me 3 kilos If local pig, 2 kilos Come over. Kuttachan has arrived Now, it's a different ball game Come Hurrah, hurrah, Kuttachan! My god! Scared? Keep it there Now come this side Please give way Oh god! He's a terrific man, master! Quiet, you scum Nothing for outsiders! all for yourself? Here is tea for you Why laugh? Why not pour it yourself? We must go to Elappara tomorrow Bro, my meat.. Wait, man They say it's a huge one. Let us go and see No, I am not coming A timber job Tomorrow is tough for me A surprise opportunity Move aside What are you up to? Go, look for the buffalo Caught the buffalo? Get inside. Or he may knock you down Where? There, look there Come here Come up, fast Give me that knife This is the rubber estate. It won't go beyond The canal on that side is in full spate Two men should keep watch there. Two men, yes? This is the granite quarry Beyond that? Owned by the Kalladanthi family I will be there Near the quarry? - Yes Playing hopscotch? None of your business. Get lost What will you do if I don't? Come, let's go Come on Kuttan bro.. Yes, tell me... Were you caught by the police for smuggling sandalwood? Yes. I was betrayed by that scum Kuttacha, you should go to church once in a while I haven't even been there even for baptism But there are certain advantages Did you get me? Have it Here is the pickle. I will take it So, now they are bold enough to cut sandalwood Even from the church compound? What a job they've done After all, why does a church need sandalwood? If it was a temple, I could understand How will dung-worms like you understand? There is only one sandal smuggler here Stealing sandalwood from church? He is farming ganja too Xavi, leave your wife alone and come down There There it goes Where did it go? Why the hell are you following me? Damnit! I was about to catch it! Get lost. I don't need anyone I prefer that What is it? - Nothing Kutti bro, it went that side Do you know which is the tastiest meat in the world? What is it? Human flesh Got scared? Here comes the buffalo! Move ! One buffalo dead I think it got shot on the back It went that side Which side? There Where? I think it got shot in the tail One bullet wasted Look, Kuttachan has more than one ball Now, move on I said that the District Collector will come tomorrow morning No point waiting here There it goes. Catch it! Masterji, are you okay? Did something happen to you? He's gone, better look in the forest Come on Go fast Prabhakarettan, come fast. I've caught it Look.. See how I've trapped it? Luck favoured us Not luck, it's Antony You understand? Just go to sleep Then you stuff my nostrils with cotton like a corpse Don't worry, we can do without buffalo meat We can order meat curry from a hotel.. After all, there are only 30 guests Great idea! Serving all the best dishes with shit alongside! Do whatever! How come the cock is crowing at this godforsaken hour? Yes! - Why not fry some local chicken? They may as well eat chicken instead of buffalo meat It's not just a buffalo A bull too has got trapped! What? Come, a bull is trapped here.. Come, get on the bike fast I need a ladder to climb this damned bike Someone is coming! Let's go Listen to me I came here to buy some chicken! - Don't you open your mouth! You come out. Now! I came here to get some chicken Step out and let us see We are taking him to a procession Hello, everyone please note this This cock is for sacrifice at Edapally church This one will be sacrificed at my house Take his clothes off How is the new cock king doing? Please, I'll give you anything you want It's my daughter's engagement tomorrow We will thrash him! We'll smash him! Oh Jesus! Who is there? Who is it? Someone's coming Let's get out of here This is perfect This is how you behave before marriage, imagine after...? Go back home! I will have a word with your father Him and his freaky hair. Take the bike and get lost Take the bike. Scram! What's going on? Move aside Move It's quite common. Cattles often fall into wells But, it won't fall on its own Move aside, you brat - I'm the one who trapped it Varkey, shall I finish it off? Go ahead If I catch the beast, I know how to kill it too Better finish him off now Who the hell are you to decide? Can't I express my opinion? Look, it will get sunk in mud What's wrong with you? We can shoot it and bring it up It was I who ran after it from morning Everyone here knows I trapped it Now, if anyone wants kill or butcher it... Why are all of you here? To claim your share? The moment they hear a buffalo is on the run, they rush in with chillies and spices! You Poomala guys, are you here for your share? Did he actually trap it? 'When you get hold of the rooster...' 'Tear off the feathers It's time for chicken curry!' 'When you get hold of the rooster...' 'Tear off the feathers It's time for chicken curry!' Now soak it 'Back home in Poomala, When we chew tobacco...' 'Auntie would yell at us.' 'Back home in Poomala, When we chew tobacco...' 'Auntie would yell at us.' Freezing cold! Like in a forest This was once a forest Are you joking? This, a forest! You brat, when were you born? When did you start wearing shirt and trousers? When my father came here first Even the bullock carts came only upto Petta From there, they had to walk, climb and clamour.. And when they reached, it was full of elephants and porcupines, For fear of bears, they dare not step out My dad made a big Cross And placed it on top of the hill Then he gathered all the men and women And started digging, ploughing and planting Even now, with us here, this place belongs to animals Look there at those men They may move around on two legs But they are beasts Come on, pull it well Where is he? That skunk, Kuttachan? I don't find him here now Sophy is alone there, He must have gone with the gun to her What? Leave me Let me go, you dog! Get in and bolt the door. I've trapped the beast Antony! What? Cut out two chunks of meat from its ribs I'll prepare tapioca dish with it Add extra pepper Move aside Where are all of you rushing? Let one man get down The pulley is fixed. Who will go down? You go take a look Let one man go Prabhakaretta, if he can't, I will Can't you see someone getting ready? Please be quiet Hold on to the wooden post Throw me that rope Antony, take care Everyone, clear the space Hold the rope Point the light down Is it tight enough? - Want to tighten it more? No Gently Now hold it tight. And loosen gently Loosen the rope on both sides Let it go down Gently loosen it Do it gently Pull this side Enough! Stop Shit! What the hell are you doing? Get me another rope Can't you see someone hanging there? Bring it fast Tie it fast then give it to him Come on, fast. I can't hang on for long Now, pull it up Come, everyone together Together, heave ho! Heave together, heave ho! Varkey, they are hauling up your buffalo! Go, give them a hand There are enough people to do it Look, if you get him, shoot him straight in the chest Sure Heave together, heave ho! Gently So, you killed him! He looked after our mother! It could have been killed with a single bullet. This is all your fault. What are you up to? Dont create a ruckus. Its a dead mans house You go home Leave now I swear... He wont see the next dawn No one gets any share! I will feed him to the dogs Come on, guys If only someone killed that buffalo It is not some goat or cow. Its a buffalo gone wild! It will tear you apart You suckers are no good. Before daybreak we will kill it and take it home We Poomala people are here now Not only that. Well also take it home Well fry it in a pan; mix it with tapioca The fire youve lit for this buffalo, you can put it out with water You will shit cowdung If you even touch the buffalo we will chop off your limbs Clear them off Or they will wind up dead Stop it! Stop it, I say! Move aside Settle the issue. No point in carrying a gun and stick So, you are the one who decides things here? Get down Sir, your hooliganism wont work here Don't bully us when we talk You are teaching me law? Move aside Come early morning with bags to carry quite a few dead bodies I will decide on the dead bodies or not Some of our men are in hospital One of them is dead. And what are you doing about it? You don't get to leave till you resolve this issue Burn their Jeep! You will burn the Jeep? Move aside Sir, they are burning our Jeep Listen to me. Let me go Please... Move aside. Let it burn! Push him too into it! You go to your house, you bitch Move aside, I say Where to with this, man? You better sit at home. Brother... Buffalo and boars run wild. What do you want me to do? Dare you talk back to the police? - Who are you to ask? You go and take it. I will file a case I will definitely file a case. And deal with it then Go get the sheets What the hell are you doing in one big group? One group, head to the cardamom plantation Others go to the hanging bridge It is almost dawn If you play around the buffalo will escape Idiots! Tying cobwebs to catch a buffalo... Should I raise it a bit? We can't let him go through this. Tie it a bit higher Hold it at an angle. - Shut up and stand aside Keep quiet, man Run! Run! Move aside, you fools Come on, fast Fast.... Bring some vehicle Shift him carefully Come on, start You bone-scraper, you backstabbed me? You thought I came here for the buffalo? I came here to finish you off, guttersnipe! Don't stand there watching. Pull its legs Give me a hand Kuttachan? It has pierced his belly Doesnt look like a buffalo horn wound Kuttachan, wake up What happened? I was stabbed The buffalo Hold him. Lets take him to the hospital Make it fast. - It's coming Put off the lights Pull it tight Switch off the lights. It is coming Don't let him go Kill the beast! Its I who caught it Nobody gets a share in this There are more of us! We will take it I hunted it and its mine Kill him! Kill! KILL! |
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