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Jin ping mei er ai de nu li (The Forbidden Legend: Sex & Chopsticks 2) (2009)
I, Simon Qing, am a rich and powerful man
in Qing He County, Ever since I lost my virginity and knew what pleasure sex can give me, I am obsessed with sex. It becomes my favourite pastime. .3From then on, I visited all kinds of brothels, And spent my days frolicking with women... Until i met my first wife Moon, who truly loves me and with whom I have the best sex However, When I came across Lotus and had sex with her again, I was completely overwhelmed. To have her to myself only, I murdered her husband Wu Da-lang and made Lotus my concubine. Henceforth, I became a sex addict And my lust knows no end! Lotus! Dear husband, you're back! Yes, I'm back Come and sit here Why do you look so happy? Do you remember Mrs. Wang? Yes. I certainly remember her. Poor soul! After Mr. Wang had taken a new concubine, his eighth, he hasn't touched Mrs. Wang since. Really? He completely ignores her. And there's more. The new concubine is a fox. She knows how to please men in bed. I'm the only one who knows what she does. She can perform the Dragon Moves upon men when she makes love. She does it with Mr. Wang every night before he goes to bed. Are the Dragon Moves that good? I'II teach you in a moment and you'Il know... Come on. Bottoms Up! Encore! Bottoms up! Leave us alone. Yes, master. I want to have some too. Are you sure? Good. It is really good... Fantastic! Have you peeled it? Try it. Good. Nothing on earth is more delicious than this. Then have a few more. Is it nice? Let me try. Kiss it. It is stuffy. No. Not there! One piece. Two pieces. Three pieces. Four pieces. Five pieces. Six pieces. Here I come. Master, it hurts... Please let me go... Master... Is it fun, eh? Open the door. Come. Come on... Let's drink. What are you doing? Let go of me! Be careful. You sit down... I'm here Husband... Get some wine. We'll drink again... Violetta? Whom are you calling? This is my wife, Pinky. Her maiden name is Li. Pinky? Master Simon, how do you do? Go get us some tea... Yes, master! There's no tea... let's have some wine. I'm Simon. Nice to meet you. Go take Master to his room. Yes. Master, take some rest in your room. Where? We're going to have a drink? Good... Thank you so much. You must be blessed to have such... ...a virtuous wife. You're teasing me. I'm embarrassed. We are good friends. But... Sometimes, you have to talk to him. Please tell me honestly if he has done wrong. I have a concubine named Lotus. She is a beauty. These days, whenever your husband comes to visit me... He makes passes with her. I don't feel good about that. But i don't want to tell him in case it hurts our friendship. Because of this, i feel disturbed. Is it true? Please don't think I'm bad-mouthing your husband. I just have to let it out. Remember, don't telI him I told you so... I understand. Thank you for informing me about his doings. That's good. I have to go now. Take care. We're here. Why do you come back so soon? Get me some wine. Don't drink any more. You will get drunk... Get me some wine. Look how drunk he is. Husband. Lotus. Why are you so late? Let me tell you what I did tonight. What? What happened? My friend, Hua Zi-xu... He asked me to have a drink with him tonight. He said sex with his wife... ...is not good. Then I told him i had a great time making love with you. I told him about the grapes... He was so envious of me... You told him... what we did? Get me some wine. Quick! You just have some rest. Take him to bed. Let's go back to our room. We have to celebrate tonight. Good. Let us celebrate in whatever ways you want. Tonight, i'll... Use this to tie you up. You're naughty... you have so many tricks. Master, where're you going? I'm going to open the door. What for? It's cold outside! Why do you let him in? Husband, tell him to get out. Kick him out... Do you like other men look at your wife's body? Don't be shy. You had slept with other men. We're like blood brothers Yes... You can do more than watching - you can have her too. No, don't... He's seen enough. Tell him to leave! Isn't her skin smooth? She's superb. Don't touch me! Get out! She should be wet by now. Don't She's all wet. Pick your roses... Don't... ...while they blossom Let go of me! Since we are buddies, i will do what i please. Be nice. I want to see you have sex with him. What's wrong, honey? Imagine you are doing it with me. Then you will feel the joy... Hua, she's getting into it. Yes... Give it to her harder! Harder! My friend... What's wrong with you? I let you screw my wife... Don't you let her down! Quick, screw her a hundred times! Come on Harder... Pinky? Faster... Harder, harder... Get lost! You idiot! Get lost! That's all he got, how can he satisfy my wife? Goon! Let me do it! You are faking it. How could you be so excited? Simon's Residence. Lotus. Master, you're looking for me? What's the matter? Come here and sit down. Lotus, how long have you been with me? A few months. I want you to bear me a son. I want to have a son too. But regretfully... we don't have one. See, there's a temple fair today. You go and pray to the gods for a son, will you? I wilI. Go now and be back early. I'II wait for you in the bedroom. Iright? Sure. I'II do whatever you want. Plum. Master, are you calling for me? Take this letter to Master Hua. Tell him it's from Lotus. I understand. Go My darling, that day in bed... You were better than Simon. I want to see you again... Husband. I'm going out to talk business with a client. I'm leaving now. Don't wait for me for dinner. Then come back early if you can. I wilI. Who delivered the letter? It's delivered here by Plum, the maid of Master Simon's new concubine... on behalf of her mistress, Lotus. I know. Tell them to get the sedan chair ready. Madam, how are you doing? Why are you here? You asked me to come here to meet you. There is no one around. Stop acting. That night, we had fallen for each other. I know you miss me. And I miss you too. Liar, who misses you? If you don't, then why send me the love letter? You rascal. I have done no such thing. Look! What's this? I didn't write this letter. Please leave me alone from now on. You... Don't go. Let's go. You can never telI a woman's heart. Amitabha Buddha. Master. Mr. Hua. Who are you? Your executioner! What do you want? Stop it! Go! What? What happened? Madam Something's happened to Master. What's happened? Let's talk inside. Go in. Be careful! That way. Husband, are you alI right? What happened? Don't get angry. Hua Zi-xu. Be calm! Bamboo, you may leave. Yes, Master. Leave now. Yes! Master Simon, what happened to my husband? Madam... I'm a little thirsty. Please bring me some tea. I wilI. Thank you. You've already made love to my concubine. I think, friends should swap sex partners... You should let me make love to your wife. See? Here's a bottle of aphrodisiac. After taking it... Your wife will be overwhelmed by desire and offer herself to me. You want to try it too? I'm fine with it. Come... To be frank with you... Your wife looks almost the same as the woman to whom I lost my virginity. The first time I saw her, I thought she was Violetta incarnated. I've been wanting to make love to her for a long time. You'll see how many orgasms I can give her. Something you are never able to do, old fooI. What happened to him? Husband, are you alI right? Husband... Madam, this is what happened this afternoon. He went to see Lotus today. They met at the temple fair. Maybe they had a fight, so afterwards he went drinking. Probably he'd had too many drinks, and got himself into trouble. He got beaten up. Luckily my friend was there and saw it. He told me about it. When I got there, he'd already been beaten up like this. He deserves it. Don't be mad at him. Thank you. Actually, my dear friend... it is not worth it to get into trouble because of Lotus. It is worthy of you to get into trouble because of us. Oh, Madam, you... are so beautiful. And you're so nice to him. But he treats you like dirt... Is it alI worth it? Master... please behaves! Madam, I think he'll be crippled for life. He can't possibly satisfy you any more. You're so young. It must be hard upon you. I didn't expect you to get excited so quickly. Don't stop! Come on! You're married... We'd better stop. I want it. You said so yourself. Feeling good? Then say it... Scream! YelI! Louder! You want to join us? Your husband cannot match my stamina! Look at me, my dear friend. Your wife. What a slut! You feel good, right? Scream then! I never imagined that she is better than Violetta. So tight, such a supple body. That feeling of dominance over a woman is so exciting. I must possess her and do upon her what I had not done with Violetta. After Hua Zi-xu's death, I married her. I then took over his legacy... His money and his woman. What joy! However, my wife and my concubines... began to fight among themselves for my favour. Good morning, Master. I wish my Master feel good and beam with delight today, good fortune bestowed upon you... The water's ready, Master, please take your bath... Yes! Master! Master! Bad news! What is it? Wu Da-lang's younger brother, Wu Song, is back. Wu Song? The guy who beat a tiger to death with his bare hands. He's just a lowly civil servant. Don't make a fuss... No. People say he has resigned. And he's back to avenge his brother's death. Wu Song is after me? Master, this should not be taken lightly. You'll be in big trouble if he took you to court concerning Wu Da-lang's death. The judges are in my pocket. Why should I be afraid? Nevertheless, we'd better be careful... Could he possibly pose any threat to me? Hey, big brother. I'm back! My good brother! I miss you a lot. Me too! I heard you killed a tiger. Yes, I did. Now you became a Hero, fantastic! Big Brother, I'm now a convoy escort. That's why I came to see you. That's great... My good brother. You must stay in my home for a few days. I'm going out of town to do a major purchase... Let's drink wine and celebrate when i am back tomorrow. OK? Great! Business must come first. I'll wait for you... Good brother! Brother-in-law, do you still want to drink? It's fine. I'II drink with my big brother when he is back. I'II fetch the wine then. There is a lot of wine at our home. Drink as much as you like. Sleep here if you get drunk. I'II help myself. Sit down! Eat as much as you like. I'll go lay your bed. Thank you. Brother-in-law is handsome and hunky, more macho than my husband. I know it is wrong, morally wrong. But i can't help myself... I never expected that when he awoke the next morning and knew that we had an affair while he was drunk. He went berserk and ran away. I am an animaI! Big brother... I'm too ashamed to see you again! Big brother! Ever since, I haven't seen brother-in-law again. He must have come back this time to avenge my poor husband's death. What should I do? Big brother, i've wronged you. I can't look you in the eyes after what I had done with your wife. I know you were framed and murdered. I'II do whatever I can to seek justice. Young lady, what happened? I'm going to dig a grave And bury my parents. You don't even have a hoe. How can you dig a grave? My family's land had been taken over by Simon Qing illegally. My dad went to see him to get our land back... He was beaten to death by his servants. My mom learnt about that and cried for two days... Last night she hanged herself. Now, I'm an orphan. My neighbours are so afraid of Simon - they won't lend me a hoe. This Simon Qing is an eviI man. Lady, my name is Wu Song. I returned to this village to exact revenge on him. Since we have a common enemy, I like to help you bury your parents, if you don't mind. Thank you so much. Mr. Wu, thank you for your hard work. Please sit down. Don't mention it. Please accept my homage. You don't need to do that... Now you must help me to avenge my parents' death. Of course I will help you. I want to exact revenge on him too... This evil man Simon... goes to Lion Restaurant every afternoon. Tomorrow i'll take a sword with me and kill him myself. Aren't you afraid of getting caught? I don't think anyone from Qing He and Yang Gu county... can stop me or catch me. If so, please stay here tonight. Have a good rest and take Simon down tomorrow. Would I bother you? No. I live here by myself I hope you don't mind, but I don't have any food here to serve you. Here is some money... You better go and buy some wine and food for both of us. I'II go now. Good. Help! Lady, what happened? Are you all right? Let go of me! Mr. Wu, you've been away for so long. How dare you commit rape once you return? You've no respect for the law. Whom did i rape? That lady. I just helped her bury her parents. I see. You did her a little favour so that she would invite you back to her place. Then you raped her while she's off guard. It's shameful... Plum, tell them I didn't do it Why don't you say it? Say it now. Take him away! Plum, I didn't do it! I'm innocent! Plum, tell them! Simon's Residence. Congratulations! My dear husband, you've got rid of an enemy. I won't let any one stand in my way. He wants to kill me-What a fool! Husband, you should thank the person who've helped you the most. Who deserves the biggest reward? Certainly it's Plum. Come, have tea. Master, Madam... Plum, you're really smart and able. And... so curvaceous. No wonder Wu Song believed everything you told him. I couldn't do it without my Master's instructions. Madam, what reward should we give her? Well... Let's promote her to principaI maid. Good! Just do as Madam say. Thank you, Master. Thank you, Madam. Get up! Move! Simon's Residence. Madam. Close the door. Your servant Plum at your service, Madam. Plum, you know how I've been treating you. I paid your medical fees when you were ilI. If not for me, you will be dead now. Thank you for your immense kindness. I didn't expect you to pay me back, but you can see that I am not as powerful and respected as before. After Master made Lotus his new concubine, he hasn't slept with me for a month. I'm afraid that one day... I'II be dumped. How can that happen, Madam? I know my own husband very well. He is completely ruthless - he'll do everything to get what he wants. He first got Wu Da-lang murdered to get Lotus. He even took Hua Zi-xu's wife as his concubine. He's insatiable. If he goes on like this, there'II be no place for me in this family anymore. Madam, what do you mean? Come! If I ask you for a favour... would you do it? I would do anything for you! You helped my husband get rid of Wu Song... And he took a fancy to you. I saw how he looks at you... He really likes you. How can i compete with Lotus and Pinky? Only you can... You must bewitch my husband so that he wilI forget Lotus and Pinky... I'II arrange it; you'II be his next concubine and incite Lotus and Pinky to go against each other. If you do what I tell you to, You'll defeat both of them. But... I know you're no longer a virgin. You were so poor that your parents had auctioned your virginity. Don't worry. There is a way to fix it... The Sealing Method. Seal? How? There is this shaman... Who can help you. I'II take you to see him. I'II do anything to repay your kindness. You want me to give her a new hymen? I'II pay you whatever you want. I gave three women new hymens before. They were alI later married to members of the royalty and lived in luxury. Therefore, I'm going to charge you 5,000 taels. No problem. That's great. Clean yourself in there. Wait for me. Superb! What a precious thing! Full of winding paths. Like a labyrinth. A man who enters it will not want to come out. However... Is there a problem? Well, for most women... ...it takes only one hymen from the corpse of a virgin. For her, it takes three. It's easy. i'll just buy three. You think it's that easy? The hymen of a dead virgin can be kept fresh for one day only. I only have two fresh hymens now... ...I stilI need one more. What can we do? It's a big problem. You must help me. Let me see. What? My darling wife... No, no way! Why not? We have 5000 taels... Hurry up! Please! Madam, what's he doing? I don't know. You wait outside. I'm going to do the operation now. In no time she'll become a virgin again. Come on! Madam, you can come in now. It's done. Madam, here's your virgin! Thank you for your service. Thanks Bring it over! Put it somewhere safe! Pardon me? I said put it somewhere safe! What did you say? I said guard the money! Plum, what happened to her? The doctor used two hymens, and his wife's eardrum to rebuild my hymen. Now she's deaf. No wonder she cannot hear! Anyway, you must remember... Your new hymen is fresh for three days only. If you're not deflowered within three days... It will rot and stink. You might even get sick, or contaminated by the rotten hymen and die... You must take this to your heart. Husband. Honey, I'm back! You must be tired today. Let's get some rest... Good, but... I'd... like to play a new trick with you. What trick? I'm thinking about... Tying you up and... No way! We've been married for just three days, and you want to do that...? I don't like it. Don't spoiI the fun! I've just had some wine. On a night like this... Will you just say yes for once? Okay. Turn off the light! Good! I love you! You're very naughty! What a trick... Where have you learnt it? There's more... Why are you here? Don't worry! Husband Tell him to leave. But it's me who asked him to come. No... Menage a trois is great fun... Screw her... Yes, do it doggy style... Screw her from behind. Thrust it in... Get off me! Go! Bastard! Calm down, please! Go! Go away... I don't want to see you again! Calm down. We're leaving... Go! Go! Master, what should we do now? She wouldn't co-operate. Let us go to my second concubine. If she wouldn't co-operate, there's still Madam! Right? Go screw your mother! My cock must have been cursed! Why am I always the one who suffers? Ancestors, please accept my prayers... and bless Master so that he always comes across good fortune and live a long life. His wife and concubines are always nice to him. Although I'm infatuated with my Master. But i know... I'm too lowly and am not worthy to serve him. So long he has a happy life... I would be gratefuI. I know his second and third concubine are jealous of each other and fight behind his back. Please make them change their minds. Make them loyal and kind to my Master. Should my wish be granted, I would do anything you ask of me... It's me! Please don't do that! Didn't you say you want to serve me? Now your time has come... If Madam finds out, she'll be upset! She won't be upset as long as I'm happy. Who dares to go against my wish? Are you willing to do anything for me? It's great fun... Higher. Wow! Master, I can't stand it any more! I am dying... Bamboo. Master... Bamboo. Stop it. Go... quick Kiss her whole body. If i feel good... I'II let you screw her first. But my cock still hurts. Do you want me to ravish your "ass"? No... no! Now do it! Go! Kiss her, and lick her all over... Don't use your hands! Lick her... Lick her, yes, just like that... Damn, he is a pervert! Then wilI my artificial virginity... Be taken by Bamboo? No hands! What should I do? I said no hands! Kiss it only! No hands! I can't stand it, I need to... What are you doing? What... are you doing? Without my orders, you can't screw her... What are you laughing at? I'm laughing at you. Your dick is so small... Master's dick is ten times bigger than yours. How do you know? I've seen it. What? You shut up! Plum, tell me more... when did you see my dick? I once sneaked a peek while you were bathing. I saw you naked. When I was looking at you... I felt hot down there. I got wet... I touched myself there... I could not stop touching myself... I imagined that you're on top of me. And I felt... Felt as if my whole body was burning... You kept thrusting in and out of me... Once... twice... A few hundred thrusts... You got more and more excited... But i was stilI very hot... Come on... Give it to me... What's wrong with you? Bugger off! Buddy, I'm sorry You almost got it... But Master killed our joy. Master... Master, it hurts... Plum, you are still a virgin? Yes. I like you so much... I have to take you as my concubine. Thank you, Master. Why... am I in a flutter today? No... Help... You bitch, you don't want to screw me. Now you're going to be screwed by five men. Pinky has locked herself in her room for over ten days... without going out. It's heart-breaking! Anyone raped by five men would go craZy! But Master hasn't even said one word of consolation. Master is busy preparing to take Plum as his new concubine! Don't you know that? I really don't know. Pinky has been in a depression She locks herself up and refuses to see anyone. And I, having lost one concubine, decided to take Plum as my fourth concubine. Lotus is very upset and has refused to talk to Plum. I scolded her. In my house, whoever displeases me... Won't have a good time. What are you doing here? I'm here to congratulate you on taking a new concubine! I thought you were jealous! No. I just want you to see which of us is a better slut! Don't you like threesomes? Let's do it together. Darling, will you do it? If it pleases my Master... Come on. It's my fault... I was wrong. I married the wrong man in my first marriage, And now in my second marriage I married another wrong man... Stay there. Madam. What is it? Medicine for Lady Pinky. I'II take it to her. Pinky, are you feeling any better? You should take this medicine while it's still warm. You'll get better. Thank you so much. After taking this drug... She wilI have hallucinations which are almost real... Now take some rest... Don't come near... stay away... Don't come near! Stay away... Please don't take me to helI... No... No... Go away... Go... No... Leave... No... Lady... No! Don't come near. Lady... Stay away! Lady, please calm down. Lady... Go away! Don't come near me! Go away! Lady, please calm down... Go away! Lady... A few days later, a maid found a Pinky who had lost her mind. She was fighting all the time against no one. Not long after, she died. And I... ...possibly having screwed Lotus and Plum too much had a serious backache. My back hurts a lot! What's the matter? Maybe i caught a cold. My back's aching. My vision is a little blurred. No wonder last night you... Last night? I promise it would be different tonight! Great! I'II rest until dusk. Sister.. This is my invention, "Sweet Dew of Ultimate Bliss". It is as strong as... ...Simon Tate's "Mysterious Dragon Enlivening Pill". What is it for? It is very useful! This is distilled... ...from women's sweat and secretions After licking it, a man... will make love non-stop, untiI he is exhausted. It does not sound very special. If a man takes these... ...two drugs together... he cannot stop making love... For three days without ejaculation, and when he ejaculates... He wilI be totally spent and die! Be careful with it, lady! That's fantastic! Thank you, shaman! You are my best "product" - you make me proud. I'II help you, of course. Madam, your medicine is ready. Drink it and have a good rest. Husband... What have you been up to? I'm going to compensate you tonight... Husband... I've been waiting for you day and night! Come on. I want it... Wait a moment please... Why? I'm going to try something new with you. How? I'II spread this on my body - you lick it off... Husband... Turn off the light! I'II wait for you. Fine. Plum, where are you? Come on, darling! Lust is the sword of Damocles. Which you unknowingly embrace every night! What do you mean? Bastard! Plum! Come On? Where are you? Why... My dick... Is so hard tonight! Have I taken too many "Mysterious Dragon Enlivening Pills"? No... I... I have to ejaculate! What can I do? Lotus... Lotus... Lotus! What happened to her? She needs your help... What kind of help? Just go in - You'Il know! You really want to go in? Don't you want to? It'd be embarrassing! Just go in! Are you looking for me? Lotus! Where are you? Lotus... Where are you? Lotus! Where are you? It's so hard! Husband, are you looking for me? Lotus... Lotus... Come... Why are you blushing? Come with me! Husband... you're amazing tonight... I... don't know... You can't come? No. I can't stand it... Don't stop... A useless piece of crap! Not so soon! I'II get it up... Yes! eep going... No way... I can't stand it... Oh no... I can't... Want to run? Where can you go? Come over! No... You're killing me... You're not going to die... I will not die... I'm coming... I've never imagined that one day, I wilI be killed by a woman. Is this karma? Mr. Wu, I've completed my mission. Simon's dead and his family was in destitution. Thank you, Plum! My dear friend! Do you regret it? Simon got what he deserved... I'II never regret it. If I hadn't sold you to be a maid in Simon's House, And went to jail for raping you... How could we successfully con Simon? I'm leaving! Why? I'm a broken woman. I can never serve you again. Of course you can... From now on, only death wilI do us part! |
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