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[ Clock Ticking ]
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[ Moans ]
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[ Breathing Soundly ]
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[ Sirens In Distance ]
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[ Feigning Breathing Soundly ]
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[ Quietly ]
Good morning.
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[ Shutter Clatters ]
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[ People Chattering ]
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- [ Chattering Continues ]
-k& [ Accordion ]
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[ Man ]
Well, no, I use it strictly for the summer.
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[ Chattering Continues ]
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[ Woman Laughing ]
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[ Man ] Absolutely. I says to him,
"Listen. If you do it,you do it right.
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If you don't do it,
you don't do it at all. '"
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Man! I never come in here.
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I tell you, actresses,
models, airline stewardesses-
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the whole scene.
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And all of'em after
just one thing.
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My experience is most of'em
are after a large steak and french fries.
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Your experience.
Well, pardon me, pal...
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but that's your experience,
isn't it?
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- Stanley, I'm going home.
- Come on.Just stay for a while.
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Have one more beer.
This may be your night.
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Hey, Charlie! Excuse me.
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Charlie!
[ Whistles ]
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What happens after one more beer?
We both get raped?
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- [ Woman Laughs ]
- You're not jokin', man.
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I'm tellin' you,
this is the place.
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Here, Charlie.
Two of the same, huh?
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Hello there. How are you?
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The fact is that you could get raped here,
and no one would know the difference.
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The subway with booze.
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A paradise for bachelors.
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You're serious.
You're really serious.
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You think all you have to do is stand there
in your gold-buttoned blazer...
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and your Old Teak aftershave lotion
and- right?
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Right! I'm tellin' ya, there isn't
anything here you couldn't get...
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- with one small sherry.
- [ Man ] Two Danish beers.
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- Here's your change.
- Put that on the bar, will ya?
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Oh! Listen, thank you very much.
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Would you excuse me, please?
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- Hi. My name is Stanley.
- I'm Fran.
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Hi, Fran. How are ya?
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- Isn't this a groovy place?
- Up until now, I think it was kind of dull.
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00:09:02,935 -- 00:09:05,699
Oh, really?
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00:09:05,771 -- 00:09:08,501
Man, haven't you got
friends here or something?
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00:09:08,574 -- 00:09:11,042
Fran, you got an apartment?
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One room on 64th Street.
I share it with my girlfriend.
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She doesn't work nights,
does she, huh?
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[ Women Giggling ]
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[ Man ] Whatever type of person
made that movie must be sick in the head.
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Ten miles of traffic jams and human beings
eating each other in the bushes?
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- He must be sick.
- Maybe we're sick. Does that occur to you?
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No, it doesn't.
It doesn't occur to me at all.
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- You blow your mind in traffic.
- All right.
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So I blow my mind in traffic,
but I don't eat my girlfriend.
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- I should be so lucky.
- You know what I mean.
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I like a movie that has
a beginning, a middle and an end-
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And in that order,
so that you can follow it.
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- It's meant to be symbolic, Dean.
- Pardon me?
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- I said it's meant to be symbolic.
- Symbolic.
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That's right. That's exactly
what it was meant to be.
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- I beg your pardon?
- I saw that movie at the film festival.
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I thought it was totally symbolic
of our materialistic age.
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00:10:06,899 -- 00:10:09,891
Yeah. That's right.
That's exactly what it was.
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- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.
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- Someone you know?
- No, we just happen to like the same movies.
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- Can I buy you all a drink?
- Yes, you can.
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- I'll take a double Chivas Regal.
- Right.
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One double Chivas Regal,
one vodka tonic...
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uh, two dry French white wines.
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And a Mich- a Michelob.
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- Can I help you?
- Oh. Thanks.
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Isn't that your friend?
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I'm, uh, glad
you liked that movie.
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I didn't.
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- Really?
- Not much.
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I just didn't like him
not liking it.
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Oh. I see.
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00:10:54,446 -- 00:10:56,744
Well, uh...
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what did you say
your name was?
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I didn't say.
What's yours?
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Here you go, Murph. 6.45.
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[ Shower Running ]
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[ Shower Stops ]
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Children Chattering ]
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[ Whirring ]
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00:13:14,252 -- 00:13:18,552
- You sleep well?
- Uh, what there was of it.
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00:13:18,624 -- 00:13:22,185
- I didn't wake you, did I?
- No, you didn't wake me.
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- You folded all my clothes.
- Oh! You left them on the dloor.
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00:13:27,933 -- 00:13:30,026
That's where
I keep my things mostly.
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[ Sighs ]
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00:13:37,776 -- 00:13:40,768
- I slept great.
- I noticed.
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I feel great.
Do you feel great?
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Yeah. I feel fine.
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00:13:48,854 -- 00:13:51,414
- Good God. 1 0:00.
- Oh.
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00:13:51,490 -- 00:13:54,653
- Do you want anything before you go?
- Like what?
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00:13:54,726 -- 00:13:57,456
- Like a bath, uh-
- Sure. Thanks.
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Before you rush off.
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[ Door Closes ]
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00:14:09,975 -- 00:14:11,966
[ Thinking ]
Just like cats-
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sniffing around before
they decide to bed down...
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for the rest of their natural lives.
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The point is,
has she found the spare room?
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Hmm. A spare room gives them ideas.
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Gradual infiltration.
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This is the moment
that calls for extreme caution.
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Extreme caution.
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k& [ Vocalizing ]
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k& [ Humming ]
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00:14:55,387 -- 00:14:58,322
I, uh, suppose you haven't
got time for breakfast?
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Hmm? Do you want me
to make it?
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00:15:00,559 -- 00:15:02,789
- What? No. I'll-
- Do you want me-
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I'll do it.
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[ No Audible Dialogue ]
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[ Kettle Whistling ]
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You've got a lot of room here.
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00:16:32,638 -- 00:16:36,301
[ Thinking ]
Is your wife away for the weekend?
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00:16:36,375 -- 00:16:38,809
I like a lot of room.
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00:16:40,712 -- 00:16:44,671
[ Thinking ]
So you found the spare room.
122
00:16:44,750 -- 00:16:46,911
Everything is so tidy.
123
00:16:46,985 -- 00:16:49,647
Our kitchen
always looks like a battlefield.
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00:16:50,923 -- 00:16:54,415
[ Thinking ]
Maybe his wife left him.
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00:16:54,493 -- 00:16:59,328
[ Thinking ]
Who do you live with? Husband? Boyfriend?
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00:16:59,398 -- 00:17:01,593
I hope you like your egg.
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00:17:01,667 -- 00:17:06,104
It's great.
[ Thinking ] You want me to stay.
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00:17:06,171 -- 00:17:08,332
It's a farmer's egg.
129
00:17:08,407 -- 00:17:12,173
Where do you get farmers' eggs?
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- I buy them.
- From a farmer?
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No, at a store.
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You can if you make
a point of it.
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- I mean, it's worth taking a little trouble.
- Yeah. I guess so.
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00:17:31,897 -- 00:17:34,559
The chicken that laid
that egg, uh...
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ate only what nature provided it.
It's organic.
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00:17:39,404 -- 00:17:43,170
That's a good thing?
[ Thinking ] Must be some sort of health food nut.
137
00:17:43,242 -- 00:17:47,702
Myself, I just rush
into the supermarket and buy...
138
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pre-fabricated, synthetic-
any kind of stuff.
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00:17:50,949 -- 00:17:53,816
Plastic eggs laid by computers,
as far as I'm concerned.
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- Coffee?
- Thank you.
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00:18:17,409 -- 00:18:19,570
- Uh, cream and sugar.
- Oh.
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An egg's not what
you usually have, is it?
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00:18:35,961 -- 00:18:39,761
Well, uh, it all depends-
[ Thinking ] on who I wake up with.
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00:18:39,831 -- 00:18:42,391
[ Thinking ]
Depends on who you wake up with.
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Hmm.
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- Coffee's delicious.
- [ Thinking ] Do you always jump into bed...
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the first time you meet someone?
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In this country, the, uh-
[ Laughs ]
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The artificial hormones
in the, uh...
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chicken food are having a disturbing effect
on the adult male population.
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00:19:02,621 -- 00:19:05,317
- No kidding?
- Mmm.
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[ Thinking ]
I think I'll leave after breakfast.
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00:19:09,661 -- 00:19:14,689
Well, to tell you the truth,
most of the time, I don't have anything at all.
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[ Thinking ]
He's congratulating himself.
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00:19:23,375 -- 00:19:25,741
What did you say?
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00:19:27,679 -- 00:19:33,208
- Nothing.
- [ Thinking ]
I played my cards very cleverly last night.
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00:19:36,555 -- 00:19:39,524
[ Thinking ]
He is congratulating himself.
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00:19:39,658 -- 00:19:43,754
- k& [ Singing Birthday Song ]
- It's not your birthday, by any chance, is it?
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00:19:43,829 -- 00:19:46,696
- k& [ Singing Continues ]
- What?
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00:19:46,765 -- 00:19:49,700
I said, it's not your birthday,
by any chance, is it?
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00:19:49,768 -- 00:19:54,262
- No, I'm an Aquarius.
-k& [ Singing Ends ]
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00:19:54,339 -- 00:19:57,035
k& [ Background: Pop ]
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- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
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00:20:02,180 -- 00:20:04,375
Does that mean it is
or it isn't?
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00:20:04,449 -- 00:20:06,679
- What?
- Your birthday.
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00:20:06,752 -- 00:20:09,653
Don't you know?
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00:20:09,721 -- 00:20:13,657
What do you mean?
No, I-I-I don't, uh, read those things.
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00:20:13,725 -- 00:20:15,852
- You don't?
- No.
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00:20:15,927 -- 00:20:18,395
No, I figure life's hard enough
without worrying...
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if my star got mixed up
in the path of Leo...
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00:20:20,966 -- 00:20:23,833
and Tuesday would be a bad day
to rob the Chase Manhattan Bank.
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[ Giggles ]
Yeah. I can see you're a Leo.
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- You look like a Leo.
- No, I'm Taurus. Taurus, the bank robber.
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[ Laughs ]
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- Listen, if you wanna get back to your friends-
- No, no. I'm fine.
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'Cause I really didn't mean
to interrupt anything.
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- I was just bored.
- No. We just went to the film together.
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I see.
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k& [ Ends ]
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Is that what you do mostly?
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People, uh, take me, uh, places...
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00:21:05,444 -- 00:21:08,777
- k& [ Psychedelic Pop ]
- when they- they feel I need educating.
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00:21:08,847 -- 00:21:11,543
You seem very...
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- intelligent.
- Well, I'm educated.
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00:21:13,919 -- 00:21:18,049
- [ Woman Laughing ]
- Last- Last week,
we went to the Participating Theater.
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00:21:18,123 -- 00:21:20,284
- I'm sorry?
- The Participating Theater.
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00:21:20,358 -- 00:21:23,521
- What's that?
- Uh-
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The audience is part of the show.
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- k& [ Man Singing, Indistinct ]
- Everybody has to get into the act.
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00:21:29,101 -- 00:21:31,569
- What is it like?
- Halfway through the show...
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they turn off the lights
and you get groped by the actors.
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00:21:34,272 -- 00:21:36,365
- Oh.
- [ Giggles ]
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00:21:36,441 -- 00:21:39,376
- Don't you resent that?
- Not entirely.
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00:21:39,444 -- 00:21:41,605
- Pardon me?
- Not entirely.
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00:21:41,680 -- 00:21:45,480
Uh, hey, look, we're going.
Dean has an early class tomorrow.
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Pity we didn't get a chance
to see more of you.
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Dean's gonna drop me off.
What about you?
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- Well, good night.
- It would be no trouble for Dean at all.
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00:21:54,359 -- 00:21:56,793
- It would be a pleasure.
- I, uh-
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I think I might as well
stay on a while longer.
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I see.
202
00:22:01,700 -- 00:22:03,930
- Bye.
- Bye.
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00:22:04,002 -- 00:22:06,596
Oh, wow. Thank you.
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00:22:06,671 -- 00:22:09,504
- Good night.
- Good night.
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00:22:09,574 -- 00:22:11,565
Good night.
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00:22:12,644 -- 00:22:14,703
Ooh.
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00:22:21,019 -- 00:22:25,752
I- " I see.''
What did she say " I see'' for?
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00:22:25,824 -- 00:22:27,917
What did she see?
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k& [ Continues ]
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[ Him ]
When did you make up your mind? Exactly.
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00:22:41,006 -- 00:22:45,602
[ Her ] If you say
you'll go listen to somebody's records...
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00:22:45,677 -- 00:22:49,272
- deal's on.
- Some girls wouldn't agree with you.
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00:22:49,347 -- 00:22:52,316
Haven't had many
the first time, huh?
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00:22:52,384 -- 00:22:55,012
I wouldn't know about that.
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00:22:57,522 -- 00:23:01,788
Do you, uh, think you'd have
appreciated me more if I'd, um...
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00:23:01,860 -- 00:23:04,055
cost you three dinners at Caravelle?
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00:23:05,764 -- 00:23:08,858
[ Laughs ] No, I'm sor-
Girls are different. That's all.
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00:23:08,934 -- 00:23:12,631
You mean, um, the nice ones
take three weeks or so.
219
00:23:12,704 -- 00:23:15,229
I suppose.
220
00:23:15,307 -- 00:23:18,902
Uh, two weeks on the average.
221
00:23:20,779 -- 00:23:23,111
And how long do they last
on the average?
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00:23:28,053 -- 00:23:30,749
- Have some more coffee?
- No, thank you.
223
00:23:35,794 -- 00:23:39,389
I don't collect them, if that's
what you're thinking, like stamps.
224
00:23:39,464 -- 00:23:44,163
- Oh, really?
- I suppose you've had dozens.
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00:23:44,236 -- 00:23:47,000
Dozens of what?
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00:23:47,072 -- 00:23:49,472
Dozens of men.
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00:23:50,842 -- 00:23:53,436
Why did you say that?
228
00:23:53,511 -- 00:23:57,675
- It's just something a person likes to know.
- Do they?
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00:23:57,749 -- 00:24:02,243
[ Laughs ] No, all I mean is that a girl-
a woman- could've had...
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dozens of men
and, well, still be okay.
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00:24:05,423 -- 00:24:10,725
- That's very nice of you.
- [ Laughs ] Very few, uh...
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and- and still be a-
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- A whore?
- No, I wouldn't say that.
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00:24:22,207 -- 00:24:24,698
I was just trying
to get to know you.
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00:24:26,544 -- 00:24:29,138
Well, you haven't made
a bad start.
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00:24:29,214 -- 00:24:33,048
No, I mean,
to know more about you.
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- I mean, why did you?
- Why did you?
238
00:24:37,455 -- 00:24:40,219
- That's different.
- Is it?
239
00:24:40,292 -- 00:24:43,159
- Yes.
- I just, uh, thought it might be fun.
240
00:24:43,228 -- 00:24:46,493
- I thought I might enjoy it.
- Did you?
241
00:24:48,833 -- 00:24:52,997
I, uh, didn't see much
to worry about, no.
242
00:24:53,071 -- 00:24:57,633
- You mean, I've got you worried?
- Yes, you have.
243
00:24:57,709 -- 00:25:00,269
All that talk about
"natural-born eggs''-
244
00:25:00,345 -- 00:25:03,508
Taste just the same as
any old artificial eggs anywhere.
245
00:25:03,581 -- 00:25:07,244
And wanting to be told
I'd jump into bed with anybody...
246
00:25:07,319 -- 00:25:10,311
just so's you wouldn't feel guilty
when your wife gets home on Monday.
247
00:25:10,388 -- 00:25:14,119
- What are you talking about?
- I suppose you think I go
to that bar every Friday night...
248
00:25:14,192 -- 00:25:16,353
huh,just to get laid?
249
00:25:16,428 -- 00:25:19,829
Well, I want you to know that I've
never been in there in my life before.
250
00:25:19,898 -- 00:25:23,834
It's just thatJane's boyfriend said,
"Let's go somewhere slightly different.''
251
00:25:23,902 -- 00:25:26,530
That's all.
Sorry to disappoint you.
252
00:25:26,604 -- 00:25:29,266
- I'm not really disappointed.
- There's something else you oughta get straight.
253
00:25:29,341 -- 00:25:34,608
- What's that?
-Just for the record. I do say no occasionally.
254
00:26:10,066 -- 00:26:12,057
[ Utensils Clatter ]
255
00:26:14,470 -- 00:26:18,668
[ Sighs ]
Hey! Could you-
256
00:26:22,979 -- 00:26:25,413
Hilary? Hi, it's me.
257
00:26:25,481 -- 00:26:28,575
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine, I guess.
258
00:26:28,651 -- 00:26:32,246
- Where are you?
- Where am I? I don't know.
259
00:26:32,322 -- 00:26:35,223
Listen, I'm coming home now.
I'll pick up the groceries-
260
00:26:35,291 -- 00:26:37,725
eggs so stuffed full
of chemical hormones...
261
00:26:37,794 -- 00:26:39,955
- there's a good chance we'll all change sex.
- What?
262
00:26:40,029 -- 00:26:42,691
Never mind. See you later.
263
00:26:42,765 -- 00:26:45,461
Bye.
264
00:26:49,539 -- 00:26:53,031
Bonjour, darling.!
Up, up, up.
265
00:26:53,109 -- 00:26:55,100
Up with the cornflakes.
266
00:26:55,178 -- 00:26:57,806
Hold it.
Cmo est, pap?
267
00:26:57,880 -- 00:27:01,281
- Papi, ya!
- Oh, for God's sake.
268
00:27:01,351 -- 00:27:06,050
Ah! Bachelor girl home from a good night out
with all her goodies.
269
00:27:06,122 -- 00:27:08,454
That's a great image,
I tell ya.
270
00:27:08,524 -- 00:27:10,719
Une grande image.
271
00:27:10,793 -- 00:27:13,057
- Mind your own business.
- Now, this house is my business.
272
00:27:13,129 -- 00:27:16,462
I'm makin' a study of it in depth.
273
00:27:16,532 -- 00:27:20,229
Are you totally ignorant
of cinma vrit?
274
00:27:20,303 -- 00:27:24,967
Cinma vrit is just an excuse
to follow little girls into the ladies room.
275
00:27:25,041 -- 00:27:27,942
- Can you do something with Andy?
- Tracey, good morning.
276
00:27:28,011 -- 00:27:30,479
Cry, baby. That's a great image.
Une grande image.
277
00:27:30,546 -- 00:27:32,639
Beautiful! Beautiful!
278
00:27:32,715 -- 00:27:35,013
- [ Baby Crying ]
- Beautiful.! Beautiful.!
279
00:27:37,987 -- 00:27:40,421
k& [ Background: Rock ]
280
00:27:42,158 -- 00:27:44,251
Hello!
281
00:27:44,327 -- 00:27:46,989
You're not back?
282
00:27:47,063 -- 00:27:51,432
- No, I'm away.
- I thought you were all settled for the weekend.
283
00:27:51,501 -- 00:27:54,334
Bob called to say he's coming in
from Philadelphia tonight.
284
00:27:54,404 -- 00:27:57,339
So the boss let him out to play.
285
00:27:57,407 -- 00:27:59,500
That's not fair.
286
00:27:59,575 -- 00:28:02,169
Doesn't anyone else care
about these turtles?
287
00:28:02,245 -- 00:28:05,646
It's not Bob's fault Mr. Beagleman
wants to have him around all the time.
288
00:28:05,715 -- 00:28:08,183
He doesn't have to marry the man,
does he?
289
00:28:08,251 -- 00:28:12,711
Mr. Beagleman is grooming Bob
to take over the entire East Coast office.
290
00:28:12,789 -- 00:28:15,952
Next week, he's loaning Bob
his executive jet to dly to Florida.
291
00:28:16,025 -- 00:28:18,016
- No kidding?
- Mm-hmm.
292
00:28:18,094 -- 00:28:20,619
- Do you get to go too?
- Well, no.
293
00:28:20,697 -- 00:28:23,894
- Make Mr. Beagleman jealous?
- He's not even going.
294
00:28:23,966 -- 00:28:27,129
Bob has to take this German client with a wife
who might not understand.
295
00:28:27,203 -- 00:28:30,331
- That's too bad.
- Anyway, he'll be here tonight.
296
00:28:30,406 -- 00:28:32,499
We had the greatest stroke ofluck.
297
00:28:32,575 -- 00:28:35,806
- What's that?
- Somebody died in the New York office...
298
00:28:35,878 -- 00:28:39,507
and Mr. Beagleman sent Bob
to represent him at the funeral.
299
00:28:39,582 -- 00:28:42,676
He certainly gets picked
for all the best jobs.
300
00:28:42,752 -- 00:28:46,210
- I wish you liked Bob.
- I like him. I like him fine.
301
00:28:46,289 -- 00:28:49,656
I'd like him better
if he took you out once in a while...
302
00:28:49,726 -- 00:28:52,160
and stopped using
this place as a hotel.
303
00:28:52,228 -- 00:28:55,163
- Yeah.
- He hasn't got his promotion yet.
304
00:28:55,231 -- 00:28:59,258
I wish to God he'd hurry up and get it
so's I could have a bed for the night.
305
00:29:00,737 -- 00:29:03,399
Jane's going over to Dean's.
306
00:29:03,473 -- 00:29:07,170
Please. Please.
[ Laughs ]
307
00:29:07,243 -- 00:29:10,041
[ Laughs ]
308
00:29:10,113 -- 00:29:12,843
All right.
309
00:29:12,982 -- 00:29:16,713
- Do you have to go now?
- I have to go now.
310
00:29:16,786 -- 00:29:18,947
- Oh.
- Excuse me.
311
00:29:19,021 -- 00:29:22,457
[ Clears Throat ] As a matter of fact,
that was a good way of putting it.
312
00:29:22,525 -- 00:29:25,926
- Putting what?
-" I do say no occasionally.''
313
00:29:25,995 -- 00:29:28,555
I like the way you said that.
314
00:29:28,631 -- 00:29:32,032
- Thank you.
- As a matter of fact, I don't have one.
315
00:29:32,101 -- 00:29:34,729
- You don't have one what?
- A wife or anything resembling.
316
00:29:34,804 -- 00:29:37,967
I guess you jumped to that conclusion
because of the size of the apartment.
317
00:29:38,040 -- 00:29:41,373
It's a converted attic.
It was originally an artist's studio.
318
00:29:41,444 -- 00:29:43,639
You've, uh, fixed it up
all by yourself?
319
00:29:43,713 -- 00:29:47,308
Well, a friend helped.
I'm still working on it.
320
00:29:47,383 -- 00:29:49,408
- Hmm.
- Wait a minute!
321
00:29:49,485 -- 00:29:51,919
I, uh, almost forgot
what we came for.
322
00:29:51,988 -- 00:29:54,923
- To play a record.
- Oh, a record.
323
00:29:54,991 -- 00:29:57,425
- We never did.
- No, we never did.
324
00:29:57,493 -- 00:29:59,893
It's not a, uh, bad collection.
325
00:29:59,962 -- 00:30:03,489
I usually play, uh,
classical in the afternoon...
326
00:30:03,566 -- 00:30:05,659
and, uh,jazz in the evening.
327
00:30:08,538 -- 00:30:12,133
- What do you play in the morning?
- Brass band music.
328
00:30:15,178 -- 00:30:18,306
- [ Clicks ]
- Provided, of course, it's not raining.
329
00:30:18,381 -- 00:30:21,509
Well, let's not break any rules.
330
00:30:36,866 -- 00:30:41,667
k& [ Brass Ensemble: Classical ]
331
00:30:49,912 -- 00:30:53,109
[ Thinking ]
Smart move- extremely smart-
332
00:30:53,182 -- 00:30:59,143
getting dressed, putting on her coat,
setting out for the front door.
333
00:30:59,222 -- 00:31:03,625
Just the way
to get asked back in again.
334
00:31:03,693 -- 00:31:07,754
I should've let her go on thinking
I had a wife.
335
00:31:09,532 -- 00:31:13,468
She's at an advantage now-
distinct advantage.
336
00:31:16,272 -- 00:31:20,208
In the end, she'll have to go,
like Ruth.
337
00:31:25,281 -- 00:31:27,272
Come on.
338
00:31:34,056 -- 00:31:37,822
- Come on. Get in there.
- [ Barks ]
339
00:31:41,931 -- 00:31:44,422
k& [ Classical Continues ]
340
00:32:01,083 -- 00:32:03,608
Hey! Hold it!
341
00:32:03,686 -- 00:32:06,018
[ Brakes Squeal ]
342
00:32:06,088 -- 00:32:09,182
Over here. This side.
343
00:32:12,595 -- 00:32:15,325
Don't worry, darling.
You were always the best.
344
00:32:17,333 -- 00:32:20,063
[ Thinking ]
And then there was Annie.
345
00:32:20,136 -- 00:32:24,072
Hi! You must come to dinner with us.
I've got the most groovy husband.
346
00:32:24,140 -- 00:32:26,700
- k& [ Ends ]
- I don't wanna go to dinner
with your groovy husband.
347
00:32:26,776 -- 00:32:29,973
You won't.
I don't have one.
348
00:32:30,046 -- 00:32:33,641
- Does that go on on the other side?
- Right.
349
00:32:33,716 -- 00:32:37,447
- I'll do it.
- I've never even thought about a husband.
350
00:32:52,501 -- 00:32:54,765
- Pardon me, miss.
- Hmm?
351
00:32:54,837 -- 00:32:57,806
- Oh!
- I am looking for a slightly used...
352
00:32:57,873 -- 00:33:00,068
Amazonian blowgun.
353
00:33:00,142 -- 00:33:02,770
- [ Laughs ]
- What's so funny about that?
They're difficult to get.
354
00:33:02,845 -- 00:33:05,814
- I'll take it with or without darts.
- Um- [ Laughs ]
355
00:33:05,881 -- 00:33:09,180
My own frayed dlower child.
356
00:33:09,251 -- 00:33:11,651
We need all the dlower children
we can get these days.
357
00:33:11,721 -- 00:33:14,588
Where else do you find people
who are honest, intelligent, concerned...
358
00:33:14,657 -- 00:33:17,091
- unprejudiced-
- And on the pill.
359
00:33:17,159 -- 00:33:19,457
- And a smart-ass.
- [ Laughs ]
360
00:33:19,528 -- 00:33:21,689
How did you get away this time?
361
00:33:21,764 -- 00:33:24,130
I volunteered to drive Stevie over
to get his haircut.
362
00:33:24,200 -- 00:33:26,532
I just gave him 50 cents
to buy some candy.
363
00:33:26,602 -- 00:33:29,036
You may never see him again.
364
00:33:30,272 -- 00:33:33,173
[ Tapping ]
365
00:33:38,748 -- 00:33:40,841
You should've given him a dollar.
366
00:33:40,916 -- 00:33:44,147
- I'll talk to you soon.
- Hi, Dad.
367
00:33:44,220 -- 00:33:47,189
- Hello. Did you get yourself something?
- Yeah.
368
00:33:47,256 -- 00:33:49,622
- Huh?
- Oh, uh, sir.
369
00:33:49,692 -- 00:33:53,526
The, uh, Amazon shipment
should be in by Friday, sir.
370
00:33:53,596 -- 00:33:56,064
I'll keep your blowgun in mind.
371
00:33:56,132 -- 00:33:59,465
You do that.
Uh, can I call ya about lunchtime?
372
00:33:59,535 -- 00:34:01,730
- Yeah.
- Good.
373
00:34:01,804 -- 00:34:04,204
- [ Stevie ] Why is she saying that?
- Why is she saying that?
374
00:34:04,273 -- 00:34:08,903
Because I'm lookin'for somethin'. That's why.
Wanna get your haircut now?
375
00:34:08,978 -- 00:34:13,881
[ Man ] You tell us that if we work
within the framework of the existing system...
376
00:34:13,949 -- 00:34:16,509
that we will get what we want.
377
00:34:16,585 -- 00:34:18,849
We work within that system,
and we get token concessions...
378
00:34:18,921 -- 00:34:23,017
to pacify us, that do nothing
for what we want.
379
00:34:23,092 -- 00:34:27,688
You are giving us tokenism.!
You are not giving us what we want.!
380
00:34:27,763 -- 00:34:30,891
- We want what we want now!
- [ Clamoring, Applause ]
381
00:34:30,966 -- 00:34:34,367
All right. Let me tell ya something.
The only way-
382
00:34:34,437 -- 00:34:37,600
The only way to get things done...
383
00:34:37,673 -- 00:34:40,233
to make them work
outside of a protest on a campus-
384
00:34:40,309 -- 00:34:43,278
which does arouse us
to what the problems are about.
385
00:34:43,345 -- 00:34:46,007
The way to get them done
is through political means...
386
00:34:46,082 -- 00:34:48,778
and through a political party
that's responsive to you.
387
00:34:48,851 -- 00:34:52,446
And I'm saying you have a responsibility
to do more than shout about what is wrong.
388
00:34:52,521 -- 00:34:55,081
That is great. You've done that.
It's happened all over the world.
389
00:34:55,157 -- 00:34:58,126
You saw how the black man
has waited...
390
00:34:58,194 -- 00:35:02,790
to go through the appropriate legislation
or wait on your existing government, as you say.
391
00:35:02,865 -- 00:35:04,958
Where would we have been?
392
00:35:05,034 -- 00:35:07,594
Didn't we have to sit in?
Didn't we have to stand in?
393
00:35:07,670 -- 00:35:10,036
Didn't we have to lay in?
Didn't we have to riot...
394
00:35:10,106 -- 00:35:13,439
till city after city
after city was burned?
395
00:35:13,509 -- 00:35:15,602
Do you know what
my stand is on Vietnam?
396
00:35:15,678 -- 00:35:17,942
Do you know what my stand is
on the draft?
397
00:35:18,013 -- 00:35:21,244
Do you know what my stand is
about the black revolution in this country?
398
00:35:21,317 -- 00:35:24,718
- [ People Shouting ]
- All right. All right. If you know-
399
00:35:24,787 -- 00:35:27,551
- If you know what it is-
- [ Man ] Let him say what he wants.
400
00:35:27,623 -- 00:35:30,615
If you know what it is,
then you know that I do represent you...
401
00:35:30,693 -- 00:35:34,254
that my ideas of what to do up there
in that so-called " sacred hall''...
402
00:35:34,330 -- 00:35:36,821
come from you and from
your responsiveness to me...
403
00:35:36,899 -- 00:35:39,163
and my responsiveness to you.
404
00:35:39,235 -- 00:35:41,226
That's how a politician exists.
405
00:35:47,810 -- 00:35:51,075
Let me just, uh,
briedly say that, uh...
406
00:35:51,147 -- 00:35:54,344
it's been an exhilarating experience
for me being here today.
407
00:35:54,416 -- 00:35:58,079
Uh, if there were
this kind of- of energy...
408
00:35:58,154 -- 00:36:00,987
and this kind of concern-
deep concern-
409
00:36:01,056 -- 00:36:03,456
going on in the state senate...
410
00:36:03,526 -- 00:36:06,927
we would have solved a lot of the problems
of New York a long time ago.
411
00:36:06,996 -- 00:36:10,932
Let me also say that
I know that many of you are disillusioned...
412
00:36:11,000 -- 00:36:14,527
about what politicians- quote, unquote-
have made of this world.
413
00:36:14,603 -- 00:36:19,165
And you have a right to be, but you also
have a tremendous responsibility...
414
00:36:19,241 -- 00:36:21,334
to try to do something about it...
415
00:36:21,410 -- 00:36:23,708
and you have an opportunity
to do something about it.
416
00:36:23,779 -- 00:36:26,509
You have an opportunity to define
what American politics will be...
417
00:36:26,582 -- 00:36:28,675
to define what a politician is...
418
00:36:28,751 -- 00:36:32,881
and have those politicians responsive
to you and the kind of society you want.
419
00:36:32,955 -- 00:36:35,048
And, in closing,
as I have to do...
420
00:36:35,124 -- 00:36:37,490
let me just say
that in my opinion...
421
00:36:37,560 -- 00:36:41,496
you have coined the great
motto of our time:
422
00:36:41,564 -- 00:36:43,862
" Make love, not war.''
423
00:36:43,933 -- 00:36:48,393
- Thank you.
- [ Cheering ]
424
00:36:48,470 -- 00:36:51,371
[ Crowd Chanting ]
Peace! Peace! Peace!
425
00:36:51,440 -- 00:36:54,807
Peace! Peace! Peace!
426
00:36:54,944 -- 00:36:57,572
k& [ Classical ]
427
00:37:10,392 -- 00:37:13,054
[ Volume Decreases ]
428
00:37:17,900 -- 00:37:21,996
We really don't know
anything about each other, do we?
429
00:37:22,071 -- 00:37:25,268
I mean, as far as we're concerned,
we might be anybody.
430
00:37:26,609 -- 00:37:28,702
I am anybody.
431
00:37:28,777 -- 00:37:31,837
No. All I'm...
saying is that-
432
00:37:31,914 -- 00:37:35,077
I already know about you.
433
00:37:35,150 -- 00:37:39,450
I know that you cook breakfast
and wash up your own dishes.
434
00:37:39,521 -- 00:37:41,955
And you can't ask me to stay
until you're quite sure...
435
00:37:42,024 -- 00:37:44,185
I haven't asked
to be asked to stay.
436
00:37:44,260 -- 00:37:48,356
- Is that all you know about me?
- [ Laughs ]
437
00:37:48,430 -- 00:37:50,694
I know that I liked it with you.
438
00:37:50,766 -- 00:37:54,293
Enough to do it again?
439
00:37:54,370 -- 00:37:57,203
Uh, that's, uh-
That's not an invitation, is it?
440
00:37:57,273 -- 00:37:59,434
That's a request for information.
441
00:38:01,176 -- 00:38:03,269
I'll tell ya anything
you wanna know.
442
00:38:03,345 -- 00:38:05,973
- Okay. Where do you live?
- Here.
443
00:38:06,048 -- 00:38:08,141
- Where's " here''?
- Here. The West Side.
444
00:38:08,217 -- 00:38:10,742
Riverside Drive.
Tell me about you.
445
00:38:10,819 -- 00:38:14,050
Okay.
446
00:38:14,123 -- 00:38:16,751
- What do you wanna know?
- What do you do?
447
00:38:16,825 -- 00:38:20,283
- Exactly.
- Do- Oh, you mean work.
448
00:38:20,362 -- 00:38:23,229
I work in a gallery
at the moment.
449
00:38:23,299 -- 00:38:26,393
- Where exactly?
- Seventy-fifth, near Madison.
450
00:38:26,468 -- 00:38:31,388
The Rassiga Gallery.
I'm surrounded by primitive gods.
451
00:38:31,522 -- 00:38:36,425
- And where do you live?
- On the East Side. Murray Hill.
452
00:38:36,493 -- 00:38:41,829
- Where exactly?
- Funky, four-story walk-up-
453
00:38:41,899 -- 00:38:45,665
high ceilings, trees on the street.
454
00:38:45,736 -- 00:38:49,866
We have a clock on the corner drugstore.
Stopped around about 1 930.
455
00:38:49,940 -- 00:38:52,033
I'm always late for everything.
456
00:38:52,109 -- 00:38:54,669
It's a very festive area.
457
00:38:54,745 -- 00:38:57,543
Young men with poodles live there.
458
00:38:57,614 -- 00:39:01,846
- Mmm.
- We get no more than one stabbing a week.
459
00:39:04,521 -- 00:39:08,389
- Downstairs, we have our own
private movie director.
- A director?
460
00:39:08,458 -- 00:39:12,189
He's making a true-life movie
about our house.
461
00:39:12,262 -- 00:39:14,822
Do you spend a lot of time
with him?
462
00:39:14,898 -- 00:39:18,664
Hours. He doesn't know half
what goes on in the house.
463
00:39:18,735 -- 00:39:21,397
- I have to tell him.
- And you know everything?
464
00:39:21,471 -- 00:39:25,908
I'm very inquisitive.
Haven't you noticed?
465
00:39:25,976 -- 00:39:29,309
On the second floor,
there's these threeJapanese boys.
466
00:39:29,379 -- 00:39:31,711
They're all brilliant.
467
00:39:31,782 -- 00:39:36,219
They do all their dating by computer.
We spend a lot of time sewing on their buttons.
468
00:39:36,286 -- 00:39:39,517
- We?
- Me and Hilary and Jane.
469
00:39:39,590 -- 00:39:42,684
- You met them last night.
- Oh, of course.
470
00:39:42,759 -- 00:39:45,421
- The other two girls.
- Right.
- [ Laughter]
471
00:39:45,495 -- 00:39:47,725
You're very close to those two,
aren't you?
472
00:39:47,798 -- 00:39:51,427
Oh,yeah. We tell each other
everything, practically.
473
00:39:51,501 -- 00:39:54,231
No, I told him,
"Rub my stomach round and round...
474
00:39:54,304 -- 00:39:56,397
and say, 'I love you. I love you.'''
475
00:39:56,473 -- 00:39:58,998
And, oh, it was great.
So then I said, " Lower, lower.''
476
00:39:59,076 -- 00:40:01,408
And he said,
[ Deepens Voice ] " I love you. I love you.''
477
00:40:01,478 -- 00:40:03,571
[ Laughter]
478
00:40:03,647 -- 00:40:06,309
k& [ Classical Continues ]
479
00:40:14,858 -- 00:40:16,951
You know much
about this music?
480
00:40:17,027 -- 00:40:21,191
- Mmm, not much.
- George Frederic Handel.
481
00:40:22,532 -- 00:40:24,796
Very clean kind of music.
482
00:40:24,868 -- 00:40:26,893
It's all brass.
483
00:40:26,970 -- 00:40:29,302
No strings cluttering up
the background.
484
00:40:34,144 -- 00:40:36,578
k& [ Humming Melody ]
485
00:40:36,647 -- 00:40:39,775
Very practical guy, Handel.
486
00:40:39,850 -- 00:40:43,081
I mean, give him a job like a trip up the river
or a fireworks party-
487
00:40:43,153 -- 00:40:45,383
Hejust sat down
and wrote music for it.
488
00:40:45,455 -- 00:40:48,982
- This particular one was written
for the king's fireworks-
-k& [ Cymbals Clash ]
489
00:40:49,059 -- 00:40:51,084
Pow.! Did you hear that?
490
00:40:51,161 -- 00:40:53,425
Fireworks going off
on the other side of the river.
491
00:40:53,497 -- 00:40:56,625
All those guys in powdered wigs
justjumping out of their britches.
492
00:40:56,700 -- 00:40:58,930
Oh.!
493
00:40:59,002 -- 00:41:01,493
k& [ Vocalizing ]
494
00:41:09,413 -- 00:41:12,780
Did you know that Handel
wrote three oboe trios...
495
00:41:12,849 -- 00:41:15,249
when he was 1 1 years old?
496
00:41:15,319 -- 00:41:17,549
I'm not kidding.
497
00:41:19,990 -- 00:41:22,254
[ Laughs ]
I don't know what made me think of this...
498
00:41:22,326 -- 00:41:25,853
but you know, if you stand
and suck a lemon in front of a brass band...
499
00:41:25,929 -- 00:41:29,626
the music stops.
[ Laughs ]
500
00:41:29,700 -- 00:41:31,998
I mean it. Well,you try
blowing a euphonium...
501
00:41:32,069 -- 00:41:34,469
while someone is sucking
a lemon in front of you.
502
00:41:34,538 -- 00:41:36,631
Can't be done.
503
00:41:36,707 -- 00:41:40,108
You'd be foaming at the mouth.
[ Laughs ]
504
00:41:40,177 -- 00:41:42,577
Sun's coming out.
505
00:41:45,182 -- 00:41:48,174
[ Thinking ]
She wasn't listening.
506
00:41:48,251 -- 00:41:51,709
[ Thinking ]
Now what have I done?
507
00:41:54,191 -- 00:41:58,025
[ Thinking ] I was just presenting her
with a little knowledge.
508
00:41:58,095 -- 00:42:02,862
[ Thinking ]
Actually, he was being a big brass band bore.
509
00:42:02,933 -- 00:42:07,529
[ Thinking ]
She surrounds herself with all these types.
510
00:42:07,604 -- 00:42:12,701
[ Thinking ] It's hard work
for something I don't really want perhaps.
511
00:42:12,776 -- 00:42:16,212
[ Thinking ]
I wonder what she's thinking about.
512
00:42:16,279 -- 00:42:19,476
That movie director?
[ Scoffs ]
513
00:42:19,549 -- 00:42:23,144
- One of herJapanese friends.
-k& [ Ends ]
514
00:42:23,220 -- 00:42:26,087
[ Thinking ]
He's trying the oldest trick in the world-
515
00:42:26,156 -- 00:42:28,283
just not trying.
516
00:42:31,895 -- 00:42:35,353
I'm not totally uneducated,
you know.
517
00:42:35,432 -- 00:42:38,492
I was boring you.
518
00:42:38,568 -- 00:42:40,661
I didn't learn anything at school.
519
00:42:40,737 -- 00:42:42,932
Who does, for God's sake?
520
00:42:43,006 -- 00:42:46,908
- But men teach me things.
- I'm sure.
521
00:42:46,977 -- 00:42:49,946
They explain all about
the electoral college...
522
00:42:50,013 -- 00:42:53,847
and how to eat artichokes
without getting your mouth full of leaves.
523
00:42:53,917 -- 00:42:58,047
Did your, uh, director friend
teach you that?
524
00:42:58,121 -- 00:43:00,282
Everyone I know
teaches me things.
525
00:43:00,357 -- 00:43:02,848
Oh, but he taught you something.!
526
00:43:02,926 -- 00:43:07,522
- Quite a lot.
- Do you go to bed with him?
527
00:43:07,597 -- 00:43:12,432
- You're assuming rights on me.
- Didn't you give me any?
528
00:43:12,502 -- 00:43:15,232
- No.
- No?
529
00:43:15,305 -- 00:43:18,536
No, what I gave you
didn't have any rights attached to it.
530
00:43:18,608 -- 00:43:21,304
It was free.
531
00:43:21,378 -- 00:43:23,710
Do you think we have
to pay for everything?
532
00:43:23,780 -- 00:43:26,977
No, it's just that
for a relationship to matter-
533
00:43:27,050 -- 00:43:29,644
A relationship-
is that what we're having?
534
00:43:29,719 -- 00:43:33,018
Two people should make-
535
00:43:34,458 -- 00:43:36,756
Well, I think
the whole business isn't much...
536
00:43:36,827 -- 00:43:40,729
unless they do make
some sort of demands on each other.
537
00:43:42,165 -- 00:43:46,033
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
538
00:43:56,513 -- 00:43:58,504
I'm sorry.
539
00:44:08,825 -- 00:44:11,419
Are you sure
I know enough about you?
540
00:44:11,495 -- 00:44:13,725
What do you wanna know?
541
00:44:15,198 -- 00:44:17,928
- Um-
- Hmm?
542
00:44:18,001 -- 00:44:21,437
What do you do?
543
00:44:21,505 -- 00:44:24,030
Design furniture.
544
00:44:24,107 -- 00:44:26,803
Did you design this,
by any chance?
545
00:44:26,877 -- 00:44:31,337
- Don't you like it?
- Well, it could be more comfortable.
546
00:44:32,616 -- 00:44:34,846
You didn't complain last night.
547
00:44:34,918 -- 00:44:38,046
Why do you think
I wanted to move to the bed?
548
00:44:38,121 -- 00:44:40,214
It's meant to be functional.
549
00:44:40,290 -- 00:44:43,851
- Well, it worked, didn't it?
- Here.
550
00:44:45,829 -- 00:44:47,820
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
551
00:44:56,573 -- 00:44:59,269
[ Phone Ringing ]
552
00:45:12,589 -- 00:45:15,285
[ Ringing Continues ]
553
00:45:24,134 -- 00:45:26,227
[ Sighs ]
554
00:45:30,774 -- 00:45:33,572
- [ Ringing Continues ]
- Go on. Make some snappy patter.
555
00:45:36,613 -- 00:45:38,774
- Hello.
- [ Woman ] Hi. It's me.
556
00:45:38,848 -- 00:45:43,182
- I haven't seen you for months.
- Oh. Hello, Ruth.
557
00:45:43,253 -- 00:45:47,690
- Who have you got there?
- Oh, it's, uh- It's just a friend.
558
00:45:47,757 -- 00:45:51,557
Listen, I'm having a party tonight,
and I want you to come.
559
00:45:51,628 -- 00:45:54,324
Tonight? Uh-
560
00:45:57,000 -- 00:45:59,400
Well, I'm not, uh,
sure about tonight.
561
00:45:59,469 -- 00:46:02,927
- Oh, come on. Try to make it.
- Where is it?
562
00:46:03,006 -- 00:46:07,306
It's at 41 4 East 5 5th Street,
between Sutton and First.
563
00:46:09,713 -- 00:46:13,479
Between Sutton and First?
That's a pretty classy address.
564
00:46:13,550 -- 00:46:16,781
Are you getting married
or something?
565
00:46:16,853 -- 00:46:20,949
- I forget when's your birthday.
- It's not my birthday, and I'm not pregnant.
566
00:46:21,024 -- 00:46:23,117
It'll just be good to see you.
That's all.
567
00:46:23,193 -- 00:46:26,685
Anyway, who knows
how the day will end?
568
00:46:29,633 -- 00:46:31,897
Yes, I'll keep it in mind.
569
00:46:33,303 -- 00:46:36,204
I miss you too.
570
00:46:38,541 -- 00:46:41,999
I, uh- Oh, I'm, uh-
571
00:46:42,078 -- 00:46:44,569
I'm not sure whether she-
[ Laughs ]
572
00:46:50,253 -- 00:46:53,518
All right. I'll book that dlight.
573
00:46:53,590 -- 00:46:56,753
Yes, it is lucky, darling.
574
00:46:56,826 -- 00:46:59,260
Right. I'll see you there.
575
00:47:00,530 -- 00:47:02,589
Thank you.
576
00:47:13,209 -- 00:47:15,677
- Elizabeth?
- They're coming back a day early.
577
00:47:15,745 -- 00:47:18,839
They, uh, wanna meet me
at the airport tomorrow morning.
578
00:47:18,915 -- 00:47:21,008
No.
579
00:47:23,219 -- 00:47:25,346
[ Sighs ]
580
00:47:25,422 -- 00:47:29,358
I'll have to put you on the plane tonight
and catch the morning dlight out.
581
00:47:34,364 -- 00:47:36,832
- I just thought of something.
- What?
582
00:47:36,900 -- 00:47:39,198
- We can dly back together.
- Hmm?
583
00:47:39,269 -- 00:47:42,204
- She has no idea what I look like, right?
- No.
584
00:47:42,272 -- 00:47:44,399
So we can both stay till tomorrow.
585
00:47:44,474 -- 00:47:47,966
We'll get off the plane,
and I'll be this perfect stranger.
586
00:47:48,044 -- 00:47:50,842
I can vanish.
587
00:47:50,914 -- 00:47:53,007
[ Woman On P.A.]
Attention, please.
588
00:47:53,083 -- 00:47:56,985
[ Indistinct ]
...passenger of Flight 1 07 from London...
589
00:47:57,053 -- 00:47:59,817
please contact
the main information desk.
590
00:48:05,562 -- 00:48:07,621
- Attention, please-
- There he is!
591
00:48:09,899 -- 00:48:13,300
[ Chattering ]
592
00:48:16,973 -- 00:48:21,000
Hey!
[ Chattering ]
593
00:48:21,077 -- 00:48:23,341
[ Glass Shatters ]
594
00:48:25,815 -- 00:48:28,875
I'll try to. Yes, I will.
595
00:48:28,952 -- 00:48:33,252
753-2099.
596
00:48:33,323 -- 00:48:36,520
Right.
597
00:48:36,593 -- 00:48:39,528
Yes, I-I- I'll try.
598
00:48:41,765 -- 00:48:45,531
- Bye.
- Bye.
599
00:48:49,205 -- 00:48:51,435
[ Thinking ]
I don't want any more to do with it-
600
00:48:51,508 -- 00:48:54,272
not with jealousy, competition...
601
00:48:54,344 -- 00:48:58,075
the sound of bugles when we're
all meant to line up for battle.
602
00:48:58,148 -- 00:49:01,811
When the bugle blows,
I want to go home quietly.
603
00:49:01,885 -- 00:49:06,117
Lock the door, take off the telephone.
Yeah, right.
604
00:49:06,189 -- 00:49:09,647
I'll wash my hair,
watch the Saturday Night Movie...
605
00:49:09,726 -- 00:49:12,286
and go to bed
with a plate of corndlakes.
606
00:49:12,362 -- 00:49:15,729
I can do that most efficiently.
607
00:49:15,799 -- 00:49:18,199
I can vanish.
608
00:49:36,886 -- 00:49:40,151
k& [ Whistling ]
609
00:49:42,358 -- 00:49:45,350
[ Doorbell Buzzes ]
610
00:49:45,428 -- 00:49:49,990
k& [ Whistling ]
611
00:49:50,066 -- 00:49:53,502
- Hi.
- I seem to have left my key.
612
00:49:53,570 -- 00:49:55,765
k& [ Whistling ]
613
00:49:55,839 -- 00:49:58,467
Oh. It probably fell out of my bag.
614
00:49:58,541 -- 00:50:00,839
Thank you.
You expecting someone?
615
00:50:00,910 -- 00:50:02,935
- Yes.
- Oh.
616
00:50:03,012 -- 00:50:05,003
You.
617
00:50:05,081 -- 00:50:07,174
Oh, no. No.
I'm going home now.
618
00:50:07,250 -- 00:50:09,514
Right, but you always
leave something to come back for.
619
00:50:09,586 -- 00:50:11,952
- Who, me?
- I mean girls.
620
00:50:12,021 -- 00:50:14,489
Keys are the most popular.
621
00:50:14,557 -- 00:50:17,458
Says the man
of limitless experience.
622
00:50:17,527 -- 00:50:20,826
Now the problem is, what exactly
are we going to give you for lunch?
623
00:50:20,897 -- 00:50:23,559
You're gonna make someone
a wonderful wife.
624
00:50:23,633 -- 00:50:26,966
Like to gamble
on a cheese soufdl?
625
00:50:27,036 -- 00:50:29,732
Gamble on what you like.
I'm not staying.
626
00:50:29,806 -- 00:50:33,139
Perhaps you should ask yourself
why you decided to go in the first place.
627
00:50:34,644 -- 00:50:38,375
I suppose after a lifetime's
experience with women...
628
00:50:38,448 -- 00:50:40,973
you think our one ambition
is to sit here all day...
629
00:50:41,050 -- 00:50:43,541
listening to gems
from Carnegie Hall...
630
00:50:43,620 -- 00:50:45,986
and watch you demonstrate
the art of cookery.
631
00:50:46,055 -- 00:50:49,684
Good grief. There's a whole world
outside this little egg box you inhabit...
632
00:50:49,759 -- 00:50:52,922
and people who don't have to invent
all sorts of complicated reasons...
633
00:50:52,996 -- 00:50:55,726
for why they go in and out
of the front door.
634
00:50:55,798 -- 00:50:58,164
As a matter of fact,
I know exactly why you left.
635
00:50:58,234 -- 00:51:01,863
You werejealous.
636
00:51:01,938 -- 00:51:05,101
Because I spoke to Ruth.
637
00:51:05,174 -- 00:51:07,267
[ Thinking ]
The lousy thing about him now...
638
00:51:07,343 -- 00:51:10,005
is he's absolutely right.
639
00:51:10,079 -- 00:51:14,675
[ Thinking ] There's a risk she'll just
slam the door and clear out forever-
640
00:51:14,751 -- 00:51:17,743
Only she has to know more
about Ruth.
641
00:51:17,820 -- 00:51:22,280
- Who's Ruth?
- Ruth?
642
00:51:22,358 -- 00:51:24,792
- Mmm.
-Just a girl I used to go with.
643
00:51:24,861 -- 00:51:26,954
- Used to?
- It wasn't serious.
644
00:51:27,030 -- 00:51:30,295
- Wasn't?
- Well, we, uh...
645
00:51:30,366 -- 00:51:33,267
knew each other
for about eight months...
646
00:51:33,336 -- 00:51:37,500
and sometimes she'd come over here
and stay a while.
647
00:51:38,875 -- 00:51:41,036
And then, uh, finally, sh-
648
00:51:41,110 -- 00:51:43,874
- She moved out?
- She moved in.
649
00:51:43,947 -- 00:51:46,059
[ Doorbell Buzzing ]
650
00:51:47,561 -- 00:51:49,688
[ Woman ]
Anybody home?
651
00:51:51,598 -- 00:51:54,192
[ Growling ]
652
00:51:54,267 -- 00:51:56,428
Darling, I've arrived.
653
00:52:01,241 -- 00:52:04,142
Uh!
[ Chuckles ]
654
00:52:04,211 -- 00:52:07,339
- So I see.
- I'm moving in- Mmm! Forever.
655
00:52:07,414 -- 00:52:10,178
Which way for the shrunken head?
656
00:52:10,250 -- 00:52:12,548
It's a groovy place
you got here, baby!
657
00:52:12,619 -- 00:52:14,849
Well, actually, it's not so large.
658
00:52:14,921 -- 00:52:17,481
Should I put these
in the bedroom?
659
00:52:17,557 -- 00:52:20,958
[ Dog Barking ]
660
00:52:21,027 -- 00:52:23,791
You know, if you knock her up,
I'll damn well sue ya.
661
00:52:23,864 -- 00:52:27,527
I want her thin and upright
for the spring collection.
662
00:52:29,069 -- 00:52:31,333
[ Ruth ] Mags, darling,
why should that happen now?
663
00:52:31,404 -- 00:52:33,497
I mean, we've been
making it for months.
664
00:52:33,573 -- 00:52:37,566
I mean, I only moved in
with him to save cab fare.
665
00:52:37,644 -- 00:52:40,374
[ Barking, Whimpering ]
666
00:52:44,918 -- 00:52:47,386
Your clothes are gonna get claustrophobic
in this closet!
667
00:52:47,454 -- 00:52:50,082
[ Laughs ]
Well, who needs clothes?
668
00:52:50,156 -- 00:52:52,351
Well.
669
00:52:52,425 -- 00:52:54,655
- Here. Give me that.
- [ Loud Pop ]
670
00:52:54,728 -- 00:52:56,821
- Hey!
- Oh, shit!
671
00:52:56,897 -- 00:52:59,695
- Hey.
- I'll get some glasses.
672
00:52:59,766 -- 00:53:01,859
[ Laughing ]
673
00:53:01,935 -- 00:53:04,267
You know, I wonder about nuns.
674
00:53:04,337 -- 00:53:06,430
Do you suppose
they'd make good models?
675
00:53:06,506 -- 00:53:09,236
At least you'd get none
of these complications.
676
00:53:09,309 -- 00:53:11,675
Hey, haven't you got any glasses?
677
00:53:11,745 -- 00:53:13,940
- Here you are.
- Whoo.! Champagne.!
678
00:53:14,014 -- 00:53:16,244
- Here's to it.
- What?
679
00:53:16,316 -- 00:53:19,046
- Domestic life.
- Is that what we're going to have?
680
00:53:19,119 -- 00:53:21,883
Domestic life means another two inches
on those hips.
681
00:53:21,955 -- 00:53:25,118
And who am I going to get
to do the swimsuits in the Caribbean?
682
00:53:25,191 -- 00:53:27,523
Mags, darling.
What are you talking about?
683
00:53:27,594 -- 00:53:30,358
I'm going to work for him, aren't I?
My hips to the bone.
684
00:53:30,430 -- 00:53:32,523
- Uh, no, honestly-
- Shut up, darling.
685
00:53:32,599 -- 00:53:34,692
- Listen.
- Huh?
686
00:53:34,768 -- 00:53:37,100
When you come home from work
all tired and exhausted...
687
00:53:37,170 -- 00:53:40,799
you'll find your slippers by the fire
and your evening meal defrosting on the stove.
688
00:53:40,874 -- 00:53:44,640
Because to hell with the equality of the sexes.
I'm gonna cook for you!
689
00:53:44,711 -- 00:53:46,303
You're going to what?
690
00:53:46,379 -- 00:53:49,212
k& [ Background: Rock ]
691
00:53:49,282 -- 00:53:53,275
Um. " One olive, finely chopped.
692
00:53:53,353 -- 00:53:56,413
" Half a pound of hamburger meat.
693
00:53:56,489 -- 00:54:00,391
" A half a teaspoon
of cayenne pepper.
694
00:54:00,460 -- 00:54:02,792
Half a teaspoon of Wor-Worcester.''
695
00:54:02,862 -- 00:54:05,057
k& [ Man Singing ]
696
00:54:40,767 -- 00:54:43,235
" One clove of garlic.''
697
00:54:51,044 -- 00:54:55,105
- k& [ Continues ]
- [ Dog Barking ]
698
00:55:02,722 -- 00:55:05,282
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, dog.
699
00:55:05,358 -- 00:55:07,622
Dog.! No.
[ Whistles ]
700
00:55:07,694 -- 00:55:09,787
Not on the-
Ruth, I think he's-
701
00:55:09,863 -- 00:55:12,457
- Oh! Oh!
- [ Barking ]
702
00:55:13,600 -- 00:55:15,761
[ Ruth ]
Help.!
703
00:55:27,914 -- 00:55:30,712
k& [ Ends ]
704
00:55:31,818 -- 00:55:33,979
That was the end of her.
705
00:55:34,054 -- 00:55:36,386
- So you're alone.
- I was.
706
00:55:36,456 -- 00:55:39,323
Yeah. What do you do
with that now?
707
00:55:39,392 -- 00:55:41,986
- Put it in and hope for a miracle.
- [ Laughs ]
708
00:55:42,062 -- 00:55:44,189
- Would you be so kind?
- Oh, yeah.
709
00:55:44,264 -- 00:55:46,357
I could be so kind.
710
00:55:46,433 -- 00:55:48,560
Ah.
711
00:55:48,635 -- 00:55:50,933
Is this your burning interest in life?
712
00:55:51,004 -- 00:55:52,938
- What?
- Cooking.
713
00:55:53,006 -- 00:55:54,997
It's just something
I do on weekends.
714
00:55:55,075 -- 00:55:57,703
- Like tennis.
- You play tennis?
715
00:55:57,777 -- 00:56:00,041
Once in a while in the park.
716
00:56:00,113 -- 00:56:02,411
- Keeps me fit.
- I guess it would do that.
717
00:56:02,482 -- 00:56:05,474
So, what are we gonna have
for a main course?
718
00:56:07,754 -- 00:56:10,018
Wow! You've got so much food!
719
00:56:10,090 -- 00:56:12,285
- How come?
- Oh, I like to have a choice.
720
00:56:12,358 -- 00:56:14,383
It was the way
I was brought up.
721
00:56:14,461 -- 00:56:17,021
- Your parents ran a restaurant?
- No, my mother was a saint.
722
00:56:17,097 -- 00:56:19,395
- [ Laughs ]
- And what did that make you?
723
00:56:19,466 -- 00:56:21,559
- Hungry.
- Why?
724
00:56:21,634 -- 00:56:26,071
Oh, she was always out at meetings
to prevent a third world war.
725
00:56:26,139 -- 00:56:28,903
So she never got home
before the stores closed.
726
00:56:28,975 -- 00:56:32,604
- For many weeks, I lived entirely on wienies.
- Ah.
727
00:56:32,679 -- 00:56:35,580
- What did your dad say to that?
- He died of starvation.
728
00:56:35,648 -- 00:56:39,084
- [ Laughs ]
- No, not really. He was long gone.
729
00:56:39,152 -- 00:56:41,950
My mother had a group of friends
from various causes.
730
00:56:42,021 -- 00:56:44,387
- I remember one of'em used to say...
- [ No Audible Dialogue ]
731
00:56:44,457 -- 00:56:48,450
"Rosalie, that boy's secretlyjealous
of our relationship.
732
00:56:48,528 -- 00:56:51,224
He's going through
the usual Oedipus period. '"
733
00:56:51,297 -- 00:56:53,765
My mother's name was Rosalie,
and, to tell you the truth...
734
00:56:53,833 -- 00:56:56,427
- I never wanted to go to bed with her at all.
- [ Laughs ]
735
00:56:56,503 -- 00:56:59,097
- And I'm not really complaining about her.
- No, no. Of course not.
736
00:56:59,172 -- 00:57:01,732
It's only when she sent
my tennis shoes off in a bundle...
737
00:57:01,808 -- 00:57:04,174
- to the striking miners in Virginia, I mean-
- [ Laughs ]
738
00:57:04,244 -- 00:57:06,838
I wished them luck,
but why the miners wanted...
739
00:57:06,913 -- 00:57:10,314
a pair of size-seven junior tennis shoes,
I couldn't figure out.
740
00:57:10,383 -- 00:57:12,977
A good woman.
[ Laughs ]
741
00:57:13,052 -- 00:57:16,818
You're not good, are you,
by any horrible chance?
742
00:57:16,890 -- 00:57:20,348
Good? No. Certainly not.
743
00:57:20,426 -- 00:57:24,419
- You didn't decide on the main course, madam.
- Oh.
744
00:57:24,497 -- 00:57:26,692
Grass-fed, prime, succulent steak...
745
00:57:26,766 -- 00:57:30,463
or the chef's dream of a butter-tossed,
golden, free-swimming, morning-
746
00:57:30,537 -- 00:57:32,801
Uh, th-that'll be fine.
747
00:57:32,872 -- 00:57:35,102
- All right.
- We can have the fish tonight.
748
00:57:35,175 -- 00:57:39,202
- [ Thinking ] Wrong.
- [ Thinking ] Moving in.
749
00:57:39,279 -- 00:57:41,645
More subtle than Ruth, naturally,
more gentle...
750
00:57:41,714 -- 00:57:43,841
but still moving in.
751
00:57:43,917 -- 00:57:46,044
[ Thinking ]
"We can eat the fish this evening.''
752
00:57:46,119 -- 00:57:48,519
That's what you say
when you've been married for years.
753
00:57:48,588 -- 00:57:51,523
[ Thinking ]
She said it as if we'd been married for years.
754
00:57:51,591 -- 00:57:54,116
[ Thinking ]
Am I out of my head, involving myself...
755
00:57:54,194 -- 00:57:56,287
with a character who plays tennis?
756
00:57:56,362 -- 00:57:58,353
What kind of a future's in that?
757
00:57:58,431 -- 00:58:02,367
k& [ Brass Band
Playing University Fight Song ]
758
00:58:23,323 -- 00:58:27,259
k& [ Men Singing Fight Song ]
759
00:58:27,327 -- 00:58:30,922
k& [ Singing Continues ]
760
00:58:30,997 -- 00:58:36,094
[ Both ]
Rah! Rah! Rah, rah, rah!
761
00:58:36,169 -- 00:58:39,696
Might not even
be here tonight.
762
00:58:39,772 -- 00:58:43,333
Nope. That's right.
763
00:58:43,409 -- 00:58:47,778
[ Thinking ] Much better.
Take her out somewhere and then, um-
764
00:58:47,847 -- 00:58:50,782
Well, if it doesn't work out,
I can drop her at her place.
765
00:58:52,485 -- 00:58:55,750
Anyway, I might even
be busy tonight.
766
00:58:57,824 -- 00:59:01,260
I, uh, thought we might
go out somewhere, possibly.
767
00:59:01,327 -- 00:59:03,420
Possibly.
768
00:59:03,496 -- 00:59:06,522
Get some fresh air,
see how you look in front of trees.
769
00:59:06,599 -- 00:59:09,625
I got asked to a party later on,
but you might not wanna go.
770
00:59:09,702 -- 00:59:13,035
No. I might not.
771
00:59:13,106 -- 00:59:15,700
Kind of a wide-open invitation.
772
00:59:15,775 -- 00:59:17,402
I hate parties.
773
00:59:17,477 -- 00:59:19,945
Can't help it.
I'm not cut out for it.
774
00:59:20,013 -- 00:59:24,006
The mind wanders.
I always want to vanish from parties.
775
00:59:29,622 -- 00:59:32,648
- [ Gasps ]
- Good morning.
776
00:59:32,725 -- 00:59:37,094
- How long have you been here?
- Went to a party last night.
777
00:59:37,163 -- 00:59:40,223
You should be more careful.
I sometimes drive the kids to school.
778
00:59:40,300 -- 00:59:42,393
- [ Engine Starts ]
- Yeah, well...
779
00:59:42,468 -- 00:59:44,902
you ought to leave
your car locked then.
780
01:00:00,392 -- 01:00:03,418
The party was dreadful.
781
01:00:03,495 -- 01:00:06,896
But I met this nice boy,
and we sneaked off to the kids' playroom.
782
01:00:06,965 -- 01:00:09,195
Played Ping-Pong, drew pictures.
783
01:00:09,267 -- 01:00:11,326
It was really fun.
784
01:00:11,403 -- 01:00:15,203
Some lady kept shouting upstairs,
"What's going on up there, children?
785
01:00:15,273 -- 01:00:17,503
Will you please go to bed?''
786
01:00:17,575 -- 01:00:20,703
- Actually, we didn't.
- Really?
787
01:00:20,779 -- 01:00:24,306
- Then finally he said he'd take me home.
- Your home?
788
01:00:25,517 -- 01:00:28,509
Uh- Uh-
789
01:00:29,587 -- 01:00:31,680
Not exactly, no.
790
01:00:31,756 -- 01:00:35,214
But, um, on the way,
we passed by your car.
791
01:00:35,293 -- 01:00:38,751
And I said, " Leave me here
if you value your life.
792
01:00:38,830 -- 01:00:40,957
" My husband is insanely jealous.
793
01:00:41,032 -- 01:00:44,229
And what's more,
he's a crack clay pigeon shot.''
794
01:00:44,302 -- 01:00:47,965
- I was your husband?
- Last night, you were.
795
01:00:48,039 -- 01:00:51,805
When he heard that, he dropped me off
like I had the plague or something.
796
01:00:54,946 -- 01:00:57,676
Then I just sort of
got in here and sat.
797
01:00:59,384 -- 01:01:02,478
It was a beautiful sunrise.
I wish you'd seen it.
798
01:01:04,456 -- 01:01:06,515
Then I guess I fell asleep.
799
01:01:09,060 -- 01:01:12,052
What are you gonna do now?
800
01:01:12,130 -- 01:01:14,155
I think...
801
01:01:14,232 -- 01:01:17,065
I'll buy you kippers
at the Plaza Hotel.
802
01:01:17,135 -- 01:01:19,660
- Kippers! Perfect!
- Hey, hey.
803
01:01:19,738 -- 01:01:21,831
[ Laughs ]
Just what I got in here for.
804
01:01:21,906 -- 01:01:23,999
Careful, you nut.
805
01:01:31,383 -- 01:01:33,783
I've gotta talk to Elizabeth.
806
01:01:33,852 -- 01:01:36,412
I mean, for God's sake,
everybody gets divorced these days.
807
01:01:39,657 -- 01:01:42,558
I don't like to think about that.
808
01:01:44,195 -- 01:01:46,288
At least I could give you a home.
809
01:01:46,364 -- 01:01:50,767
One could live quite comfortably
in a Mercedes.
810
01:01:50,835 -- 01:01:54,566
I don't know what you want.
I don't know what you're looking for.
811
01:01:56,207 -- 01:01:59,176
Breakfast- at the Plaza Hotel.
812
01:01:59,344 -- 01:02:02,006
[ Timer Buzzing ]
813
01:02:02,080 -- 01:02:05,846
k& [ Background: Cool Jazz ]
814
01:02:05,917 -- 01:02:07,976
[ Laughs ]
815
01:02:08,053 -- 01:02:10,817
Oh, wow.
816
01:02:10,889 -- 01:02:12,948
- Success.
- Brilliant.
817
01:02:13,024 -- 01:02:15,925
- Let's eat.
- Yeah.
818
01:02:17,962 -- 01:02:22,058
The great thing is, if men can cook at all,
women think it's wonderful.
819
01:02:22,133 -- 01:02:25,227
- Well, it is.
- No, it's really a legend.
820
01:02:25,303 -- 01:02:27,635
- Like sex and black men.
- [ Chuckles ]
821
01:02:27,705 -- 01:02:31,300
- Of course, you know all about it.
- What do you mean?
822
01:02:33,645 -- 01:02:35,840
I guess you're a practically
perfect person.
823
01:02:35,914 -- 01:02:37,973
It's hot.
824
01:02:38,049 -- 01:02:40,711
- I mean, you know all about, uh, brass bands...
- [ Murmurs ]
825
01:02:40,785 -- 01:02:43,345
and cooking, God knows...
826
01:02:43,421 -- 01:02:48,222
and, uh, theory of sex
in a multiracial society.
827
01:02:48,293 -- 01:02:50,727
- Mm-hmm.
- Enough.
828
01:02:52,564 -- 01:02:55,931
You know, I really don't know all that
about the theory of sex.
829
01:02:56,000 -- 01:02:58,560
- You know those books you read as a kid?
- Yeah.
830
01:02:58,636 -- 01:03:01,196
300 Ways
to a Sexually Fulfilled Marriage.
831
01:03:01,272 -- 01:03:03,570
- Yeah.
- The diagrams confused me.
832
01:03:03,641 -- 01:03:06,735
[ Laughs ]
Yeah, diagrams are confusing.
833
01:03:06,811 -- 01:03:10,747
I suppose you started
with practical experience.
834
01:03:10,815 -- 01:03:13,943
Well, as a matter of fact...
835
01:03:15,153 -- 01:03:19,112
- he was a Boy Scout.
- A what?
836
01:03:19,190 -- 01:03:21,715
- You don't wanna hear this.
- Tell me.
837
01:03:21,793 -- 01:03:25,752
Uh, it's not a story I usually tell
until much later.
838
01:03:25,830 -- 01:03:29,459
- Later?
- When I get to know someone really well.
839
01:03:29,534 -- 01:03:31,798
- And you haven't, uh-
- No, of course not.
840
01:03:31,870 -- 01:03:34,236
- But go on.
- [ Chuckles ]
841
01:03:34,305 -- 01:03:36,296
Well-
842
01:03:37,375 -- 01:03:39,639
- I was a Girl Scout.
- A Brownie?
843
01:03:39,711 -- 01:03:42,043
No. I got to be
a full-dledged Girl Scout.
844
01:03:42,113 -- 01:03:44,581
Had a natural talent for knots.
845
01:03:44,649 -- 01:03:48,710
- How old were you, exactly?
- Sixteen.
846
01:03:48,786 -- 01:03:51,414
Mmm, his camp
was in the next field.
847
01:03:51,489 -- 01:03:53,980
One night, all the other girls
were going to the movies.
848
01:03:54,058 -- 01:03:57,550
I was being punished,
so they left me behind to do the dishes.
849
01:03:59,531 -- 01:04:03,058
[ Girls Singing In Distance, Camp Fire ]
850
01:04:03,134 -- 01:04:05,193
k& [ Continues ]
851
01:04:09,040 -- 01:04:13,067
[ Whispering ]
Hey. Wake up.
852
01:04:13,144 -- 01:04:16,409
Wake up.
853
01:04:17,649 -- 01:04:19,810
- Please wake up.
-k& [ Ends ]
854
01:04:19,884 -- 01:04:23,149
- [ Girl ] See ya tomorrow.
- [ Girl #2 ] Bye.!
855
01:04:23,221 -- 01:04:25,917
[ Girls Chattering ]
856
01:04:27,692 -- 01:04:31,128
Oh, they're coming back. Hurry.
857
01:04:31,196 -- 01:04:33,130
[ Laughing, Chattering ]
858
01:04:33,198 -- 01:04:35,257
- Good night.
- Good night.
859
01:04:35,333 -- 01:04:38,564
- [ Girl ] See ya tomorrow.
- [ Girl #2 ] Bye.
860
01:04:41,439 -- 01:04:43,373
[ Chattering ]
861
01:04:43,441 -- 01:04:46,001
That's them. Quick.
862
01:04:46,077 -- 01:04:49,137
I'm going. I'm going.
863
01:04:49,214 -- 01:04:52,274
- [ Girl ] Good night.
- [ Girl #2 ] Good night.
864
01:04:52,350 -- 01:04:55,376
[ Chattering Continues ]
865
01:04:55,453 -- 01:04:59,890
- [ Girl ] See you tomorrow.
- [ Girls Laughing ]
866
01:04:59,958 -- 01:05:03,394
- Hey. Wait.
- It was much better than I read about.
867
01:05:03,461 -- 01:05:05,554
Hurry up.!
868
01:05:10,568 -- 01:05:12,627
Did you do it again?
869
01:05:13,805 -- 01:05:15,898
We went home the next week.
870
01:05:15,974 -- 01:05:18,738
Summer was over.
Didn't get another chance.
871
01:05:25,250 -- 01:05:27,309
I mean, anywhere else.
872
01:05:31,489 -- 01:05:36,517
No. He- He lived someplace
in Philadelphia.
873
01:05:36,594 -- 01:05:38,653
Never saw him again.
874
01:05:42,734 -- 01:05:46,500
He had sort of...
pink eyes and brown hair.
875
01:05:53,344 -- 01:05:56,507
[ Yawns ]
876
01:05:56,581 -- 01:06:00,108
It's funny. I don't usually
feel this way after lunch.
877
01:06:01,953 -- 01:06:04,683
It's the best time
to feel this way.
878
01:06:04,756 -- 01:06:06,747
Yeah.
879
01:06:16,100 -- 01:06:18,762
Evening's for...
880
01:06:18,836 -- 01:06:21,634
going out and...
881
01:06:21,706 -- 01:06:24,106
talking to your friends and...
882
01:06:24,175 -- 01:06:27,269
meeting people, going to movies.
883
01:06:27,345 -- 01:06:30,610
- Yeah.
- Afternoon's just perfect.
884
01:06:32,517 -- 01:06:36,510
After a great lunch like that-
plenty of wine-
885
01:06:40,158 -- 01:06:43,992
there's only one thing
I wanna do.
886
01:06:44,062 -- 01:06:46,155
Me too.
887
01:08:14,886 -- 01:08:17,320
[ Magazine Plops ]
888
01:08:24,729 -- 01:08:29,223
- [ Clicks On ]
- [ Male Announcer] Join the diet Tipple set!
889
01:08:29,300 -- 01:08:31,825
[ Woman ]
The night his boss came to dinner...
890
01:08:31,903 -- 01:08:36,499
she served Gourmet salt,
the condiment of continental-
[ Clicks Off]
891
01:08:38,843 -- 01:08:41,471
[ Rain Pattering ]
892
01:09:24,121 -- 01:09:26,180
It's raining.
893
01:09:30,061 -- 01:09:33,224
Guess there's, uh,
not much point in going out.
894
01:10:00,324 -- 01:10:02,349
[ Switch Clicks ]
895
01:10:08,733 -- 01:10:11,896
- What time is it?
- I gotta go.
896
01:10:13,938 -- 01:10:17,704
- Oh, what time is it?
- 1 :00. I fell asleep.
897
01:10:19,911 -- 01:10:24,473
- You never noticed my new nightgown.
- Of course I did.
898
01:10:24,549 -- 01:10:26,642
We never have
the whole night together...
899
01:10:26,717 -- 01:10:29,151
so I thought you oughta
see me in a nightgown.
900
01:10:29,220 -- 01:10:34,055
- Mm-hmm.
- Does it occur to you-
901
01:10:34,125 -- 01:10:38,858
- Hmm?
- I was just wondering
if it ever occurred to you that...
902
01:10:38,930 -- 01:10:41,023
just because of you,
anyone would be willing...
903
01:10:41,098 -- 01:10:43,191
to put up with dinner
once a week...
904
01:10:43,267 -- 01:10:46,566
with their nightgown
in a brown paper bag...
905
01:10:46,637 -- 01:10:48,969
only to be abandoned
at 1 :00 in the morning...
906
01:10:49,040 -- 01:10:53,067
with nothing to do
but read the hotel shopping guide?
907
01:10:53,144 -- 01:10:55,635
Don't you think
that's very dlattering, hmm?
908
01:10:55,713 -- 01:11:00,980
- Don't you think that's very flattering?
- I do.
909
01:11:01,052 -- 01:11:04,681
You don't.
You think it's perfectly natural.
910
01:11:04,755 -- 01:11:06,814
[ Chuckles ]
911
01:11:11,868 -- 01:11:14,735
Wish you didn't have to go.
912
01:11:14,804 -- 01:11:17,898
- I'm sorry.
- Not complaining.
913
01:11:17,974 -- 01:11:20,636
One day, you'll find
a perfectly good husband...
914
01:11:20,710 -- 01:11:23,941
with a Mustang
and an English Tudor in Scarsdale...
915
01:11:24,013 -- 01:11:27,449
and you'll spend perfectly happy evenings
together playing Monopoly.
916
01:11:27,517 -- 01:11:29,644
[ Mock Snoring ]
917
01:11:29,719 -- 01:11:32,279
- I'll come to the wedding.
- Oh, no, you won't.
918
01:11:32,355 -- 01:11:34,448
All right.
919
01:11:34,524 -- 01:11:36,719
I tell you what I'll do.
920
01:11:36,793 -- 01:11:38,920
I'll, uh- I'll wait until you call...
921
01:11:38,995 -- 01:11:42,795
and I'll meet you when you come to buy
the living room drapes at Bloomingdale's.
922
01:11:42,865 -- 01:11:44,992
Yeah, and then we'll have
lunch downstairs...
923
01:11:45,067 -- 01:11:47,592
and we'll come up here
till it's time to get dressed...
924
01:11:47,670 -- 01:11:50,571
and go out and buy lamb chops
for his dinner.
925
01:11:50,640 -- 01:11:54,007
- I'd like that.
- No way.
926
01:12:00,216 -- 01:12:02,514
Why not?
927
01:12:02,585 -- 01:12:04,951
Because if that time ever came...
928
01:12:05,021 -- 01:12:07,455
I'd have to say good-bye to you,
wouldn't I?
929
01:12:07,523 -- 01:12:10,287
- No. You'd need me even more.
- Add a little color to my life?
930
01:12:10,359 -- 01:12:12,452
At least once a month.
931
01:12:12,528 -- 01:12:15,258
You haven't met anyone,
have you?
932
01:12:16,866 -- 01:12:20,962
[ Chuckling ]
With a house in Scarsdale?
933
01:12:21,037 -- 01:12:23,437
No. Not yet.
934
01:12:27,009 -- 01:12:29,068
Good night, darling.
935
01:12:30,880 -- 01:12:32,939
- Don't go away.
- I'm here.
936
01:12:38,754 -- 01:12:40,847
- Hi.
- Hi.
937
01:12:42,425 -- 01:12:44,552
What time is it?
938
01:12:49,031 -- 01:12:51,659
Oh, wow. It can't be.
939
01:12:51,734 -- 01:12:54,703
[ Snifdles ]
Why didn't you wake me up?
940
01:12:54,770 -- 01:12:58,103
Mmm, you were-
You were having such a good sleep.
941
01:13:01,711 -- 01:13:03,770
Are we still going out?
942
01:13:06,215 -- 01:13:08,513
[ Murmurs ]
943
01:13:08,584 -- 01:13:11,678
You didn't really wanna go out,
did you?
944
01:13:11,754 -- 01:13:14,382
- No. You did, though, didn't you?
- Not really.
945
01:13:14,457 -- 01:13:18,052
[ Thunder Rumbling In Distance ]
946
01:13:18,127 -- 01:13:21,528
Were you here the whole time?
947
01:13:21,597 -- 01:13:23,690
I washed the dishes.
948
01:13:23,766 -- 01:13:27,463
- Oh. I-I was gonna do that.
- No, it doesn't matter.
949
01:13:29,438 -- 01:13:32,999
I don't know-
I just couldn't stay awake.
950
01:13:33,075 -- 01:13:37,512
- How long were you here?
- Oh, about an hour.
951
01:13:37,580 -- 01:13:40,276
- When I was dreaming too?
- About me?
952
01:13:44,086 -- 01:13:46,145
Someone nice?
953
01:13:48,090 -- 01:13:50,354
No. Nobody nice at all.
954
01:13:55,464 -- 01:14:00,128
Mmm. Uh, what, uh-
What happens now?
955
01:14:00,202 -- 01:14:03,501
- You stay where you are.
- Oh, no.
956
01:14:13,849 -- 01:14:16,215
It's good, isn't it?
957
01:14:16,285 -- 01:14:19,220
Nobody's in a hurry
to get dressed...
958
01:14:19,288 -- 01:14:22,655
be home before anyone
realizes they'd gone.
959
01:14:22,725 -- 01:14:27,424
It's so ordinary, it's-
it's unusual.
960
01:14:27,496 -- 01:14:29,555
At least until Monday.
961
01:14:34,136 -- 01:14:37,902
- It's good.
- Although I suppose we'd have to eat.
962
01:14:37,974 -- 01:14:40,306
- Not till Monday.
- It makes me hungry.
963
01:14:40,376 -- 01:14:44,142
Mmm! [ Chuckles ]
I'll cook for you.
964
01:14:44,213 -- 01:14:47,649
- I'll cook you some wienies.
- Thanks a lot. [ Laughing ]
965
01:14:52,388 -- 01:14:55,084
I don't want you to ever
get out of this bed.
966
01:14:59,228 -- 01:15:01,560
What a day it's been, huh?
967
01:15:03,899 -- 01:15:07,528
And we haven't really done anything.
Nothing at all.
968
01:15:13,009 -- 01:15:15,705
- [ Gasps ] Phone call.
- What?
969
01:15:15,778 -- 01:15:18,008
I've gotta make a phone call.
970
01:15:18,080 -- 01:15:20,173
No. Come on.
971
01:15:20,249 -- 01:15:24,549
- What, you have to call some guy?
- No,just Hilary.
972
01:15:24,620 -- 01:15:27,680
I called her this morning and told her
I'd be back with the groceries.
973
01:15:27,757 -- 01:15:30,954
- She'll be expecting me.
- Stay where you are.
974
01:15:31,027 -- 01:15:33,120
No, see,
her boyfriend might be in town.
975
01:15:33,195 -- 01:15:36,528
- I've gotta tell her the coast is clear.
- You always operate this way?
976
01:15:36,599 -- 01:15:38,692
If we don't
synchronize our plans...
977
01:15:38,768 -- 01:15:41,532
one of us has to stay in the kitchen
the whole time reading.
978
01:15:41,604 -- 01:15:44,198
Can't she arrange her own life?
979
01:15:44,273 -- 01:15:47,436
Sure, she can.
Just needs a little help occasionally.
980
01:15:50,112 -- 01:15:52,580
[ Thinking ]
She had to fill the place with other people.
981
01:15:52,648 -- 01:15:55,173
[ Her Voice ]
I've gotta make a phone call.
982
01:15:55,251 -- 01:15:58,414
It was going fine, and- Hmm.
983
01:15:58,487 -- 01:16:02,753
Her boyfriend might be back.
I have to tell her the coast is clear.
984
01:16:02,825 -- 01:16:05,726
[ Thinking Continues ]
Just when we decided. We made up our minds.
985
01:16:05,795 -- 01:16:09,094
Shejust needs a little help occasionally.
986
01:16:09,165 -- 01:16:12,657
And everyone else-
every needy stranger-
987
01:16:12,735 -- 01:16:15,363
[ Crowd Shouting ]
988
01:16:15,438 -- 01:16:17,235
[ Scoffs ]
989
01:16:17,306 -- 01:16:19,706
- [ Hilary ] If only he'd called me himself.
- It's rotten. I know.
990
01:16:19,775 -- 01:16:22,369
- He knows how I look forward to seeing him.
- Wait- Listen.
991
01:16:22,445 -- 01:16:24,913
Pour yourself a big glass of whiskey.
992
01:16:24,980 -- 01:16:28,746
- And take a hot bath or something.
- Lot of good that'll do.
993
01:16:28,818 -- 01:16:32,345
And if you get desperate
or you just wanna talk or anything, call me.
994
01:16:32,421 -- 01:16:35,584
- Anytime. We'll be here all the time.
- What's your number?
995
01:16:35,658 -- 01:16:40,095
Oh, I'm at, uh, 7 44-997 0.
996
01:16:40,162 -- 01:16:42,221
- Got that?
- Yeah.
997
01:16:42,298 -- 01:16:44,357
Okay, bye.
998
01:16:51,807 -- 01:16:54,537
- Was that your friend Hilary?
- Yeah.
999
01:16:56,512 -- 01:17:00,642
Her boyfriend got his secretary to call
and give her the brush-off.
1000
01:17:00,716 -- 01:17:02,809
Hmm.
1001
01:17:02,885 -- 01:17:05,945
Sounds as if,
uh, she could be lucky.
1002
01:17:06,021 -- 01:17:09,422
She doesn't see it that way.
It's her we've got to worry about.
1003
01:17:09,492 -- 01:17:11,653
- Why?
- Hmm?
1004
01:17:11,727 -- 01:17:14,423
Why do we have
to worry about her?
1005
01:17:14,497 -- 01:17:16,590
She, uh, taking it badly?
1006
01:17:16,665 -- 01:17:19,964
Yeah. She does
take these things badly.
1007
01:17:20,035 -- 01:17:23,994
I suppose she wants you
to run home and hold her hand.
1008
01:17:24,073 -- 01:17:27,600
[ Chuckles ]
I suppose she would like that.
1009
01:17:27,676 -- 01:17:30,236
Why don't you?
1010
01:17:30,312 -- 01:17:32,803
Isn't she your best friend?
1011
01:17:34,049 -- 01:17:36,381
Of course.
That's why she understands.
1012
01:17:38,587 -- 01:17:44,548
- What?
- That it's all right for me to stay here with you.
1013
01:17:45,728 -- 01:17:49,027
My need's greater than hers, hmm?
1014
01:17:49,098 -- 01:17:52,192
I know what I was doing.
1015
01:17:52,268 -- 01:17:55,999
Boy, you really have
to spread yourself around though.
1016
01:17:56,071 -- 01:17:59,165
Did you ever
picket against the war?
1017
01:17:59,241 -- 01:18:01,368
What are you talking about?
1018
01:18:01,443 -- 01:18:06,346
- Did you ever collect money for Biafra? Huh?
- Yeah. So what?
1019
01:18:06,415 -- 01:18:08,508
How do you find time
to do all that...
1020
01:18:08,584 -- 01:18:10,711
between sewing buttons on
for theJapanese...
1021
01:18:10,786 -- 01:18:13,220
and helping the film director
downstairs and...
1022
01:18:13,289 -- 01:18:16,019
seeing your girlfriends
through all their crises?
1023
01:18:16,091 -- 01:18:18,889
Well, keeps me pretty busy.
1024
01:18:18,961 -- 01:18:22,089
And getting me through a bad bout
of sexual starvation.
1025
01:18:23,632 -- 01:18:25,759
[ Chuckles ]
1026
01:18:32,474 -- 01:18:35,466
I think you'd better go.
1027
01:18:40,616 -- 01:18:42,914
I-I said I think you'd better go.
1028
01:18:42,985 -- 01:18:45,715
Yeah, I heard you the first time.
1029
01:18:52,328 -- 01:18:56,822
- Poor Hilary needs you much more than I do.
- I don't think so.
1030
01:18:56,899 -- 01:18:59,390
How do you know?
1031
01:18:59,468 -- 01:19:01,936
I know I'm not wrong about Hilary.
1032
01:19:10,646 -- 01:19:13,547
It's not easy.
1033
01:19:13,616 -- 01:19:15,675
- I'm sorry.
- What?
1034
01:19:15,751 -- 01:19:18,777
I'm sorry it's so difficult for you.
1035
01:19:29,832 -- 01:19:34,269
You want me to go and see Hilary
and then not come back anymore.
1036
01:19:34,336 -- 01:19:36,668
Is that what you want?
1037
01:19:38,941 -- 01:19:41,501
I don't know.
Things aren't right.
1038
01:19:43,045 -- 01:19:46,640
- Because I called her?
- No.
1039
01:19:50,185 -- 01:19:52,847
I don't think it would work.
1040
01:19:54,857 -- 01:19:57,087
Give it a chance.
1041
01:19:57,159 -- 01:19:59,957
[ Breathes Deeply ]
1042
01:20:00,029 -- 01:20:02,122
No. I- I know it wouldn't work.
1043
01:20:02,197 -- 01:20:05,462
That's what I'm trying
to tell you.
1044
01:20:08,137 -- 01:20:10,833
It's just that-
1045
01:20:10,906 -- 01:20:13,568
If it's going to be serious,
it better be right.
1046
01:20:13,642 -- 01:20:16,167
The funny thing is,
I thought it was.
1047
01:20:31,427 -- 01:20:34,453
Where's my coat?
1048
01:20:34,530 -- 01:20:38,057
- Oh. Um, it's right-
- That's all right. I'll get it.
1049
01:21:28,650 -- 01:21:31,517
[ Footsteps Approaching ]
1050
01:21:31,587 -- 01:21:35,921
- Shall I get you a cab?
- Uh, it's all right. I'll find one.
1051
01:21:44,787 -- 01:21:47,585
[ Hilary ] If they understood the hell it plays
with our chemical reactions-
1052
01:21:47,657 -- 01:21:49,625
I know.
1053
01:21:49,692 -- 01:21:53,128
What are we supposed to do all day Sunday
to keep our minds off sex?
1054
01:21:53,196 -- 01:21:55,289
In school-
In convent school...
1055
01:21:55,365 -- 01:21:59,301
they proposed
a fast game of volleyball.
1056
01:21:59,369 -- 01:22:02,770
- And does that work?
- Makes you horny as hell.
1057
01:22:04,107 -- 01:22:06,541
You picked a bastard too.
1058
01:22:06,609 -- 01:22:08,702
No, not really.
1059
01:22:08,778 -- 01:22:11,144
How can you say that
after the way he treated you?
1060
01:22:11,214 -- 01:22:13,876
- Could've been worse.
- How?
1061
01:22:13,950 -- 01:22:18,080
Could've waited till tomorrow
and then... politely lost me.
1062
01:22:18,154 -- 01:22:20,213
Could've done that.
1063
01:22:20,290 -- 01:22:22,724
Could've dropped me off
and then said...
1064
01:22:22,792 -- 01:22:24,953
" I'll call you in a week.''
1065
01:22:25,028 -- 01:22:27,462
At least he didn't try
to make it easy.
1066
01:22:35,004 -- 01:22:38,531
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
1067
01:22:41,678 -- 01:22:43,771
[ Ruth On Phone ]
Hi. It's me.
1068
01:22:43,846 -- 01:22:47,907
I haven't seen you for months.
I miss you.
1069
01:22:47,984 -- 01:22:51,852
- [ People Chattering ]
-k& [ Background: Slapstick ]
1070
01:22:51,921 -- 01:22:53,912
k& [ Continues ]
1071
01:22:57,927 -- 01:23:02,227
[ People Exclaiming, Laughing ]
1072
01:23:06,936 -- 01:23:09,461
[ Tapping ]
1073
01:23:09,539 -- 01:23:11,131
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
1074
01:23:11,207 -- 01:23:13,266
Oh. I'm-
1075
01:23:14,844 -- 01:23:17,210
- Sorry.
- Have I met you before?
1076
01:23:17,280 -- 01:23:22,149
- No.
- You play a lot of Indian nose dlute, don't you?
1077
01:23:22,218 -- 01:23:26,917
- Not at all.
- Bloody nose dluter's shirt if ever I saw one.
1078
01:23:28,191 -- 01:23:30,785
[ Nervous Humming ]
1079
01:23:33,896 -- 01:23:35,955
Hi, baby.
1080
01:23:40,637 -- 01:23:44,573
[ People Exclaiming, Laughing ]
1081
01:23:51,814 -- 01:23:55,443
Ruth? Ruth?
1082
01:23:58,421 -- 01:24:01,322
- Drink, Ruth.
- Thank you.
1083
01:24:01,391 -- 01:24:03,882
Apparently there were
these three nuns...
1084
01:24:03,960 -- 01:24:06,326
- who went into a whorehouse, and-
- Hi.
1085
01:24:06,396 -- 01:24:09,490
Darling. This is Charlie.
You'll love him. He tells jokes.
1086
01:24:09,565 -- 01:24:12,193
- We've met.
- Apparently there were these three nuns...
1087
01:24:12,268 -- 01:24:16,102
who went into a whorehouse in San Francisco
to shelter from the rain, and the-
1088
01:24:16,172 -- 01:24:18,572
Where's your little friend?
1089
01:24:18,641 -- 01:24:20,734
Uh, she left.
1090
01:24:20,810 -- 01:24:25,110
- They all have to go, don't they, love?
- What do you mean?
1091
01:24:25,181 -- 01:24:28,708
I mean,just as soon as they actually
sit on the chairs...
1092
01:24:28,785 -- 01:24:32,380
or spill ashes down the john...
1093
01:24:32,455 -- 01:24:35,253
or leave wet footprints
on the bathroom dloor.
1094
01:24:35,324 -- 01:24:38,384
I mean, you don't actually want
living people around there, do you?
1095
01:24:38,461 -- 01:24:40,554
- Well, that's, uh-
- Not for any length of time.
1096
01:24:40,630 -- 01:24:43,861
not altogether true.
1097
01:24:43,933 -- 01:24:48,427
[ People Exclaiming, Laughing ]
1098
01:24:54,444 -- 01:24:56,503
What was she like?
1099
01:24:59,849 -- 01:25:04,411
I don't- I-
I don't really know.
1100
01:25:04,487 -- 01:25:07,820
[ Murmuring ]
Six- Oh.
1101
01:25:26,042 -- 01:25:28,135
- I'll be right back.
- Oh, wait a minute.
1102
01:25:28,211 -- 01:25:31,510
Hey, hey. Wait.
I want my money now. Hey!
1103
01:25:31,581 -- 01:25:33,674
Hey, buddy.!
1104
01:25:34,884 -- 01:25:36,977
- Stanley.
- Well, did you get laid?
1105
01:25:37,053 -- 01:25:40,113
- Have you seen her?
- What, that broad you left with last night?
1106
01:25:40,189 -- 01:25:43,955
No, I didn't see-
Hey, give my friend a beer, will ya?
1107
01:25:44,026 -- 01:25:46,085
I don't even know her name.
1108
01:25:46,162 -- 01:25:48,289
Listen, man.
You got lucky. Be thankful.
1109
01:25:48,364 -- 01:25:51,527
You know what happened to me?
I put in an hour's charm and witty conversation...
1110
01:25:51,601 -- 01:25:54,536
to find out that this neurotic wreck
I was with had the curse.
1111
01:25:54,604 -- 01:25:57,437
I must be out of my mind.
I didn't even ask her her name.
1112
01:25:57,507 -- 01:25:59,702
You know what's in the back
of their minds sometime?
1113
01:25:59,776 -- 01:26:01,869
I'll tell you. It's-
1114
01:26:01,944 -- 01:26:04,037
It's not good clean sex
they're after, you know.
1115
01:26:04,113 -- 01:26:06,513
It's a weird, perverted trip to city hall.
1116
01:26:06,582 -- 01:26:08,709
- I have to find her.
- Wait a minute, will you?
1117
01:26:08,785 -- 01:26:12,118
- Have your beer. Relax. She'll be around.
- What do you mean?
1118
01:26:12,188 -- 01:26:14,679
- For God's sake, man.
- What are you talkin' about?
1119
01:26:14,757 -- 01:26:17,282
Look, she's got another
two nights' hunting...
1120
01:26:17,360 -- 01:26:21,694
before she turns up all pale and interesting
in the office Monday morning.
1121
01:26:21,764 -- 01:26:25,029
- You idiot. You're an idiot.
- What's the matter with you, man?
1122
01:26:25,101 -- 01:26:27,194
- Hey, man, what-
- You don't call me, man.
1123
01:26:27,270 -- 01:26:29,363
Hey, what-
1124
01:26:32,475 -- 01:26:35,239
[ Him ]
Murray Hill. She said the Murray Hill area.
1125
01:26:35,311 -- 01:26:38,644
That's where we are, chief.
Any particular street you got in mind?
1126
01:26:38,714 -- 01:26:41,114
Turn here.
Right here. Right here.
1127
01:26:44,821 -- 01:26:47,847
This must be it.
There's trees on the street.
1128
01:26:47,924 -- 01:26:52,327
[ Chuckles ]
Now all we need is a clock that stopped in 1 930.
1129
01:26:52,395 -- 01:26:55,796
Oh, I get it.
This is one of those television shows.
1130
01:27:00,169 -- 01:27:02,603
[ Door Opens ]
1131
01:27:02,672 -- 01:27:05,163
Officer?
I'm looking for a street with trees.
1132
01:27:05,241 -- 01:27:09,644
It's a very respectable area.
Only one or two stabbings a week. Do you, uh-
1133
01:27:14,417 -- 01:27:17,113
No, no, no.
You don't-You don't understand.
1134
01:27:24,527 -- 01:27:27,052
Sir? Pardon me.
Do you live around here?
1135
01:27:27,129 -- 01:27:30,860
- Why, yes. I live at-
- Do you know an apartment with three girls in it?
1136
01:27:30,933 -- 01:27:32,958
- Girls?
- Yeah. Three-
1137
01:27:33,035 -- 01:27:36,664
Oh. I'm... sorry.
1138
01:27:43,312 -- 01:27:47,112
Let's face it, buddy. You don't know
where the hell you wanna go.
1139
01:27:47,183 -- 01:27:49,481
Let's go home, huh? Home?
1140
01:27:50,519 -- 01:27:52,612
Yeah. I guess you're right.
1141
01:27:52,688 -- 01:27:55,248
All right. So where's home?
1142
01:27:55,324 -- 01:27:59,727
- Fifty-two Riverside Drive.
- Fifty-two Riverside Drive. Okay.
1143
01:28:26,188 -- 01:28:30,818
- Dinner's not ready yet.
- What?
1144
01:28:30,893 -- 01:28:33,828
Didn't expect you back so soon.
1145
01:28:38,367 -- 01:28:41,359
- I was looking for you.
- I know.
1146
01:28:44,874 -- 01:28:47,274
You didn't go.
1147
01:28:47,343 -- 01:28:50,039
I came in here, and I-I...
1148
01:28:50,112 -- 01:28:53,604
sat down, and I- I thought-
1149
01:28:53,683 -- 01:28:55,742
And I thought, uh...
1150
01:28:57,520 -- 01:29:00,250
we might as well have the fish.
1151
01:29:01,590 -- 01:29:04,218
I- I tried to find you.
1152
01:29:04,293 -- 01:29:06,386
I-I tried.
1153
01:29:06,462 -- 01:29:10,398
Running away from each other
won't work anymore, will it?
1154
01:29:28,217 -- 01:29:31,084
Uh...
1155
01:29:31,153 -- 01:29:33,644
tomorrow,
we'll go and get your clothes.
1156
01:29:36,892 -- 01:29:39,952
Yeah. Tomorrow, we can do that.
1157
01:29:45,501 -- 01:29:48,026
Uh, do you want
the fish now?
1158
01:29:48,104 -- 01:29:50,504
Or we could wait till later.
1159
01:29:55,811 -- 01:29:57,904
We'll wait.
1160
01:30:19,769 -- 01:30:21,862
- [ Clothes Rustling ]
- [ He Chuckles ]
1161
01:30:23,939 -- 01:30:26,430
[ She Squeals Softly ]
1162
01:30:26,509 -- 01:30:28,602
[ Him Laughing ]
1163
01:30:31,013 -- 01:30:33,709
Come on.
1164
01:30:33,783 -- 01:30:36,377
Oh! You have cold feet.
1165
01:30:36,452 -- 01:30:38,545
[ Kisses ]
1166
01:30:44,894 -- 01:30:49,593
- I never got your name.
- Oh. It's Mary.
1167
01:30:49,665 -- 01:30:52,930
- Mary?
- Uh-huh.
1168
01:30:53,002 -- 01:30:55,095
- Really?
- Yeah.
1169
01:30:55,171 -- 01:30:57,264
- Yours?
-John.
1170
01:30:57,339 -- 01:31:00,240
-John? John.
- Mary.
1171
01:31:00,309 -- 01:31:02,504
[ Giggling ]
1172
01:31:04,080 -- 01:31:06,139
Mary.
1173
01:31:06,215 -- 01:31:08,740
-John.
- Mary.
1174
01:31:10,386 -- 01:31:13,287
-John.
- How do you spell it?
1175
01:31:13,355 -- 01:31:16,347
M-U-R-R-Y.
[ Giggles ]
1176
01:31:16,425 -- 01:31:19,326
[ Laughing ]