Lee, Soon Yeol Film
Shin, Eun Kyung
Park, Joon Gyu
Jang, Se Jin
Special Guest Zhang Ziyi
Director Jeong, Heung Soon
Boss!
My Wife Is A Gangster 2
Return of the Legend
Hello! Hello!
It's not my phone that's ringing
- Hello!
...Boss?
- Boss? Who's this?
- It's Robocop
Robocop?
Then I'm Rambo, asshole
Fucker, get boss on the phone
Right now!
OK, okay
Is this a girl or a chicken?
Hey, answer the phone
I said you got a phone call
Hey, she's not going to take it
I'm fucked up
Fucked up?
Okay, let's get you to a hospital
Oh shit, I got to pee
Don't move
You just pull your dick
out anywhere?
Your dick...
You thought only eggs come
from chicken coops, didn't you?
But I saw a woman
come from one
Not only that
she's WonderWoman
She can work 24 hours a day
and not get tired
She can deliver, she can clean
she can cook...
Well, she can't cook, really
Because of her invention
of this useful delivery box
we've done more business
in the last 2 years
than I could have done
on my own, in 7 years
It's like she fell
straight from heaven
She'd try anything
to get her memory back
Now I'm more scared
than just feeling sorry for her
What if she remembers
who she is and leaves me
Not again!
Well, this is was a good one
Maybe she was a famous
artist of something
Impressionist? Or Fauvist?
There must be a group
with scissors
I'm not really familiar with art
Whoever she was
is fine with me
She's an angel
This is the first time something
good has happened in my life
Business has tripled
Actually I take care
of her money, too
Don't get me wrong
I'm not a crooked boss or anything
If I had just one wish
It would be to be on top of her
Get your dick out of here!
Maybe if we had 3 kids
then God wouldn't
take her away from me
You want to die?
I told you not to touch me
without my permission
That's strange...
What's he doing here again?
Wow, that's hot
What's up with this oil today?
I'm back
Have you been on a delivery
or were you making
a house call?
What do you mean
a house call, boss man?
Didn't I tell you
not to laugh like that?
Laugh like a girl
How?
Like that
See, that's nice
You've got a pretty face
if you tried a little, you'd be fine
Answer the phone
What?
The phone
What can I get for you?
Nothing, I just had a sea food
noodle at another restaurant
Wait!
Sit down for a minute
Let's settle up a little later
I'm not here for business
You are too...
Have a seat
I got something to tell you
You heard that?
What?
That 13 blocks here
will be leveled
and a new mall called
'White Village' will be built
I haven't heard about it
It's a big deal
You really should pay attention
to what's going on around you
Calm down
It hurts
You'll have to talk
to my boss about that
Whew, Jae Chol has
nothing to do with this
If you want, I can give you
a store in the mall
You're done with this, right?
Even if I love you
I can't have you
I can't stand it
I feel like crying
What are you talking about?
You've had me
What?
You shit! You're thinking of that
weird bitch again, aren't you?
That Tsu Tsu bitch
Do you really like that crazy bitch?
That clumsy bitch...
No, no!
Why would I be
thinking about her?
You... liar
I've never had
anything to do with her
What?
Anything... what?
You mean you want to do that?
- No, I'm not interested at all
- You do it and I'll kill you
I'm going to do my best tonight
- Whatever you want!
- Get your hands off me!
...Twenty nine
Thir... ty!
Only 30?
Here sit down
I'm a bit weak
We better just play some cards
that's about our speed
Our history teacher things
he's so damn smart
Don't even say a word
Stupid bastard
Yeah I hate him too
Hey how about sharing
a smoke among friends
Buy your own
What a bitch
You think I'm going to be
scared of your little club
You want to get a piece of me
you'll need a reservation
- You, bitch!
- Stop there
Fifty-six...
Fifty-seven...
Fifty-eight...
Fifty-nine...
Ji Hyun, you're late
Sixty...
Six...
What are you still doing here?
Do you know what time it is?
What happened to your face?
Have you been in a fight?
I guess I'm too young to see
what you two are doing
We're just playing cards
That's all
It's late
I'm going downstairs
Open the door!
What happened to your face?
If you like her so much
just marry her
You could be a polygamist
Polygamist?
That's if you already have one wife
I've been alone for 17 years
Then don't marry her
Is it 18 years?
So confused...
One sweet and sour pork
a stir-fried seafood
Pork balls in oyster sauce
and a let's see
Let's just do 5 Ja Jang Myun
and 5 seafood noodles
- Go quick!
- Yes, sir
You've only had it a few years
and look what you've done to it
I've never been rough on it
Really!
Does it work?
Pick up a pack of cigarette
on the way back
What are you doing?
We didn't order anything
Why would I be here
if you didn't order anything
Can't you see
I'm having coffee?
You really didn't order anything?
I'm a man, I don't do that
Excuse us, we're busy here
Well since I'm here
we need to settle up
I told you we were busy here
Come back later
Could you pay now?
Are you deaf?
You're starting to piss me off
Count it and put the extra
on next month's bill
Now what?
The order was a prank
If I catch the bitch...
You'll never catch
that kind of bitch
- Those gangster bastards
are here again/- What bastards
They say my food's the best
What're you going to do
if they don't pay again?
Don't worry about it I won't
let them get away with it today
You had a sweet and sour pork,
a shrimp, and 3 bottles of wine
So?
Huh?
So what do you want?
That'll be $118 and 50cents won
all together
Do you just not understand?
Do you know who we are?
Well, who are you?
Wow, you must really
want to die?
Are you going to embarrass
yourselves by fighting with a girl?
Sorry Miss... Let's go
You... still need to pay
What's this all about?
Hey let's go outside
and talk about it
Boss!
I'll take care of it
Follow me
What did you want to talk about?
So, uh how was the food?
Your food is incredible
You're serious right?
Drop in anytime
I'll fix you the best we have
Great, and I'll take care of you
I'm well aware of your mind
We've got the bid
for the construction here
You've got a lot of
work to do here
We're partners, partners
- Stop in any time
- Sure
Thank you, boss!
Take care then
Do I really have to live with those shits
in the same neighborhood?
They drive me crazy!
It's still short...
If this is all you're going to make
you need to get rid of this dump
I'll make more
I won't be home tonight
Do you have a problem with that?
No, we'll see you tomorrow
Don't stick your nose
in others' business
We got an order wrong
I reheated it, it should be good
What a timing!
I was very hungry
Who are they? Are they mine?
My daughters?
Maybe my childhood
Freeze!
Put your head down!
If your head's up
I'll shoot you all!
I must have been in the circus
Hello!
What?
Alright, got it
- Boss!
- Boss
What?
We've got a problem
at the Karaoke
What happened
Some customer got pissed off
because they wanted
a different girl and
Those bastards, which
organization are they from?
It was...
It was a large group
Which organization are they from?
They were high school kids
They were just kids so...
They weren't worthy of fighting
- Right, right!
- I even felt pity for them
Boss, where are you?
Please answer me, Boss?
Boss!
The memory pathways
in the cerebral cortex...
What?
...to a major electrical shock
or from being hit by lightening
Lightning?
Right here... here
Here... right here
No, it's not there
Here, right here
Son of a bitch, stop wasting
my time and buy something
What?
What do you want?
What the hell...?
Is your mother a man or a woman?
You must want to die
you stupid bitch
This is the last time I'll ask you
Is your mother a man or a woman?
Shit... a woman
You speak to me with respect
What about your wife?
She's also a woman
Do you have a daughter?
Yes, ma'am
And your daughter?
Fuck
of course she's a woman
But why are you talking to me
impolitely?
Because you didn't understand
what I was saying
Who?
You mean me?
The one with dark skin, curly hair
and a protrudent mouth like a rat
is Ronaldo
And the one with a shaved head
and goofy teeth is
- Ronaldinho
- No, that's wrong
The one with dark skin
and a protrudent mouth is
Ronaldinho and...
Stupid bitch, the doctor said
it'll take 4 weeks to recover
and you think
I'm going to just settle?
I'm not going to settle on this
Or I will be a dog
Hey, what's the matter?
You're the one that messed up
Me, you really are a crazy bitch
You fucking bitch
You must have worked
too hard last night...
Not again!
That's why
you have a nosebleed
Hold it down over there
Sorry about that
- Bye
- Take care, sir
Would you stop doing this
I'm the gangster, not you
Oh, this was nothing
Oh, you're scary
It still goes on your record
Do you want to get a drink
to celebrate?
What's up with you lately?
Why? Do I look different?
You get in fights
and disappear when it rains
I've got a lot of things
on my mind
I kind of feel
under the weather
You not...
What?
You got a boyfriend?
What would I do with a boyfriend?
I've got you
Do you? Really?
Thanks for considering me
a man
Cheers
Whenever I try to remember the past
It gives me a headache
You can't force memories
Just relax
Here...
Here you are
What's that?
We'll get a store
when the new mall is built...
You'll be an manager
a partner in Tsu Tsu
And we'll...
We'll what?
I uh, well there's you...
What?
Well, honestly...
Well I've been raising
Ji Hyun on my own...
We're backed up on deliveries
don't mess around
Now you even deliver
in the men's bath?
Maybe you used to be a guy?
- Are you playing games with me?
- Hey, I am a man
I've played with lots of women
but I'd never played with you
If you're such a man
then eat all of this
What? You want a piece of me?
I can't hit a woman
Start eating
you son of a bitch
I'm a man!
What are you hitting me for?
Do you want to eat this
or get my punch?
I'm still a man
Thought you said
you were a man?
- Good afternoon
- Good afternoon, boss
You stupid bastards!
Ah mike test
Fuck, this is embarrassing
Get up
You made me
come down here, for this?
Is it that hard to get a few renters
to sign the consent?
I'm sorry Sir
We'll get them soon
What, sometime in the future?
After we've lost all the investors?
I'm sorry
Stupid bastards!
You blockhead!
Get the defector
That took a long time
You must have been backed up?
Come on in
You ought to put some
clothes on
You got enough pickles?
Get your hand off me
It's not my fingers
My hands are here
Ohhh Let go
You act like this
because you like me?
I'm going to pull it out
off the root!
Is this enough? If you need more
I'll put it in your account!
I hate you!
Do you know how much
I invested
in this business?
We've already
invested $2,000,000
The interest only on that is huge
What a timid guy you are!
It'll be worth the effort
Really?
You gave me your word
I'd better get going
I trust you, boss
Keep in touch
I already warned you to sign
didn't I?
You can't stand this
Just sign there
Having fun?
Having fun? I was just
teaching her to make noodles
So this is why
you didn't pick me up
What happened
to your face again?
Oh, I smell chicken shit
Don't be like that
Do you even know your name?
Your social security number?
You know nothing about yourself
stay out of others' business
Idiot!
Now we're
going into your past
What do you see?
I see blood
And scissors...
You were a nurse
Then take a look around you
Who do you see?
There's a child
What's the child doing?
The child asked me
what bird is the most
scariest animal in the world
What did you tell him?
Rat bastards
Let's do it again
You just trust me
and you go into hypnosis, red sun
Are there people in front of you?
Yes, there's a lot
Are you saying
anything to them?
You sons of bitches
I'll slice you open
and hang your guts
on the clothesline
You just trust me and
you go into hypnosis, red sun
Put her head up!
I'm going to show you what'll happen
if you mess with us
I don't want to see
I'm going to show you anyway
The power of the organization
Let's go one on one or
do you need
all your little friends?
You must have forgotten
we're an organization
Don't
Don't do this to me!
Let go of me!
If you're not going to join us
we'll make it
so you can't join anybody
Lay down
Don't move
Hold it!
What's that?
You're home
What happened
to your face this time?
- It's nothing
- This is nothing?
You were supposed to pick her up
not start a fight with her!
I'm sorry
You look at her face
and all you can say is sorry?
Alright Dad
that's enough
What's the matter with you lately?
You're not like
you used to be
Enough already, you don't
even know what's going on
How am I supposed to
trust you with her!
I'm leaving to find myself
Chicken Head
Na Mu Kuan Seim Bo Sal
You've got a problem
with your back, huh?
No, I don't
Your energy and blood have
gotten all twisted up in your back
I can't remember my past
What have I got to do
to get my memory back?
Your hand
You've got to take care
of your bloodstream
Catch a white snake
hibernating deep in the forest
and make out of him a potion
that will solve your problem
White snake...
Double helping!
- Fuck
- How long do we have to wait?
Take our orders
for gods sake!
- Fried dumplings, fried dumplings
- What about us?
- Fried dumplings!
- Hey, mister!
Go quick!
You're so backed up
Hey, we need some
chopsticks here!
Some pickled radish for us
pickled radish!
- What about our food!
- Okay, hold your horses
Hey, this is for the computer lab
And don't forget the chopsticks
What?
I have to go again?
- Yes
- I really don't...
With this much rain
it looks like spring has passed
Give me that
Too long to throw it away
Dad, you really have
a serious problem
What is it this time?
Why don't you play that
card game that Tsu Tsu liked?
And you said you were going to
teach her how to make noodles
You were just
blowing smoke right?
You didn't even like her
So? But if you think about it
we could have had fun with her
What are you saying?
You're worried about her too aren't you?
Get real I just don't like
doing deliveries that's all
Where have you been?
I just wanted to know
who I was
You look like you've had it
Did you find yourself?
Not yet
but I figured out how
Well, I hope so
Do you know how embarrassed
I was because of you?
Ji Hyun, actually
talked decently to me
She missed you
more than I did
Don't stand in the rain
Come on in
Chicken Head
Good to have you back
Just relax, we're almost there
Look right here
Chin down and smile
one, two, three...
OK, that's it
Excuse us
You should help us
find somebody
We think she lives around here
Do you recognize her?
N... No, I've never
seen her before
We know she lives around here
Take a close look
If you pressure me
I can conduct my right of silence
No, it's not like that
I can get a lawyer
Hey, understood
Calm down!
Tsu, Tsu!
Good afternoon!
- Tsu, Tsu, come with me
- What's the matter?
You've got to get out of here
The police are looking for you
- What? The police?
- You must be a criminal
A criminal?
You are not right?
They must of made a mistake
But you still better
get out of here
Isn't that the Chinese joint's
Tsu Tsu?
The Chinese restaurant's Tsu Tsu?
Thank you
Well, what's she doing there?
- She's a delivery girl
- A delivery girl?
Thank you
Hey!
She's a prostitute isn't she?
How many Johns did she rip off
- It's not that kind
- Tell me
I shouldn't be doing this right now
Wow, what a blabbermouth!
Wait!
Please wait!
Hurry up!
You're going to get caught
Po... Polices are here!
Aren't you the woman
from the photomat?
Do you work here?
No
So where's the girl
that does the deliveries?
That's me, how can I help you?
Are you playing games with me?
I'm a woman
Don't underestimate me
What's up with everybody
in this neighborhood?
Let's go, everybody's
gathered around out there
- What's this?
- What's this all about?
How many times did she do it?
What?
I hear she did it all the time
Hey, this isn't America
Not everybody can become
a bank robberer
This is the first time
Bank?
She robbed a bank!
No, that's not it
The lady who delivers here
caught the bank robberers
with her bear hands!
She's receiving an award
for courage and bravery
She really showed
what a true woman can do
You all should be
congratulating her
- You should learn from her and
- Hey, mister, it's her!
Wait, wait!
Brave girl!
You stay with my friend
when it quiets down, I'll let you know
Let's just go back
Just listen to me
I'll take care of it
Now what's the matter?
I told you
we needed to get a new one
Let's bring up today's
guest of honor
The new 21st Century Woman
You fight fire with fire
Anyone who kick a pregnant woman
is a mad-dog
I hate those kind of people
Gangsters that hit and torment
helpless people
And loan sharksThose
that look down upon women
If I could only get me
hands on them
- Tsu, Tsu!
- Here, look here, over here!
Okay, one more time!
I have something to say
It looks like we're all going
to be thrown out to the street
Our children could be sent
to orphanages
and our women to brothels
We don't have any power
We need a hero!
We need somebody with great
leadership to move us forward
I don't know her name
but we call her this
Tsu Tsu, our hero!
Let's make her president
of our association
- Hurrah!
- Hurrah!
- Hey
- Yes, sir
What's this all about?
That bitch that does the deliveries
for the Chinese joint
stopped some bank robbers
a while back
It wasn't just one
not two
but three
- That's quite a bitch
- She's scary, boss
Then order a bowl of
seafood noodles
and we'll get to see
who the bitch is
Uh boss, does it have to
be just one bowl?
Yeah, just one
- Hey, right here
- Bring it here
I told you to bring
enough pickles
You want to fill up
on side dishes
Enjoy your dinner
Why are you
following me around?
- Look at that fat ass!
- What? I'm not doing this!
Are those two married?
They appear to be, boss
Speak in english, stupid
The bitch and the bastard
are hooked, boss
Let's go
I'll take care of it
without a trace
Don't take her lightly
Remember she was the one
Who turned your brother
into a eunuch
I still found him a woman
and I've never thought
it wasn't worth the money
Right, let's not talk about that
But, I feel like crying
whenever I think about it
However now that she, Silverfish
is the head of the association
it's going to be difficult
to take her out quietly
The fact she doesn't know
that she is Eun Jin of the
scissor gang is also a problem
Just kill her, okay?
I'll keep it simple
What do you think
she'll say as she's dying?
What an idiot!
- Act like you're stabbing me
- Yes
White... Shark...
No, it shouldn't be that way
Do it again with me
Who... are... you???
We've got to make sure if she knows
she is Eun Jin, the Silverfish
before we kill her
to truly get revenge
If not, she won't know
if she got killed for your revenge
or she was chewed
by some stray dog
A stray dog?
Sorry, Boss
Okay, Jun Man
did you get that?
- Are the 'Silverfish' fresh today?
- Of course
This Silverfish doesn't
look too fresh
You bastard!
Fish should be nice and fresh
Once you've touched it
it's not fresh at all
Pay for it
Which Silverfish?
Can't live this boring life
without you, boss
We love you during the day
and the night
You are the best!
Yes! Yes!
You are the best!
Mister, can we still trade
these in for candy?
You make me sick
You stupid shit
All you had to do was kill her
and we'd be done with this
Then let's just kill her, boss
That's what I want to do...
What the fuck did you say?
Hands down!
Hi, I'm Sally
I'm a very well paid scout
for this coffee shop
I love... I love...
all of you
There's a new type of perm
you know
It's called a treatment perm
and it does
wonders for you hair
Aren't you done?
Excuse me...
One more noodle dish
Another?
Do you know how many that is?
You think you have it in you
to kill me?
Don't turn around
I'll let you go this time
Go tell your boss
to stop sending assassins after me
and we'll go one on one
Mister!
You forgot to pay
That'll be 4 dollars
Honey
Honey
Honey
What is with everybody today?
Honey
Yes, I'm sure
She actually asked
one on one to you, boss
I am going to get her
right now
Yes, sir
This time it's with a girl
is it?
What is wrong with her?
Really
My silicon
Shit! I'd have to
get another surgery!
God, my nose, my nose!
It's collapsed!
What am I going to do!
What am I going to do!
My nose!
What am I going to with my nose!
Where are you
putting your hands at?
Do you know how much
these breats are worth?
He's going to need
some rehabilitation
Get the fuck out of my way
Also one of his testicles
became dysfunctional
and I just put several stitches
on the other one
Yo, lady
In english, okay? English
One of his balls got smashed
so his sex life is impossible
Now it's happened to you too?
You poor thing
That cruel bitch!
My life is doomed!
Is that the only thing
she goes for?
- I can't bear this
- Boss, my life is doomed!
- I go crazy or what!
He should take a rest...
- What?
- I said 'complete rest'
Complete rest, complete rest
What's the matter?
Are you still there?
Are you listening?
I'm... listening...
But something strange
She doesn't seem to recognize me
I can't believe our boss
has died
Hey, you
Are you drawing or writing?
- Ugly face and ugly handwriting
- Mine is better than the others'
We've got all the picket signs and
banners ready for the campaign
The only problem is
the members who are scared
Let's check who's here and not
Tsu Tsu's here so we have
nothing to worry about
She can whip 100 guys
all by herself
We can't use violence
Please try to call
every single member together
for tomorrow's meeting
As the president
I'll gladly give my life
for the group
Fuck
Boss, it's me, Robocop
Have you forgotten me?
You risked your life to save me
I think you're confusing me
with someone else
You're a living legend
in our world
You were the boss
who looked after 132 members
of the Scissor gang
I'm losing my mind
I don't remember anything
Oh my god
She's even married!
Did you see that?
I thought she was a prostitute
but she's a Mafia boss
Tsu, Tsu...
Now what do we do?
We can't trust in
somebody like that, can we?
Have a goodnight, boss
Have a goodnight, boss
Now your true colors
have finally shown
Don't talk like that
I don't remember any of that
So if you can't remember
it makes it all go away
Now all I am is a delivery girl
for Tsu Tsu
Who are you trying to kid?
- Ji Hyun!
- Let go of me, you gangster
- Ji Hyun, that's enough
- let go of me!
Sorry Ji Hyun
- You mob!
- I told you to shut up!
Well, that's all you know
I really hate gangsters!
Ji Hyun!
Tsu Tsu!
Do you think I would
accept your apology?
Want a piece of me
sons of bitches!
Tsu Tsu...
Well, she must feel lonely
Yo, Silverfish!
I thought you had died
I felt bad
I thought I had died
but I liked it
It's Silverfish for sure, boss
Shut up! I know
You've lost
a lot of love for me
There's never love when
somebody invades a territory
Look who's talking
I've never been very happy
to... see... you
Stupid bastards!
It ran down...
Well that does it
What? You fucking bitch!
Let go! I said let go!
Let go, you fuckers!
Tsu Tsu
Let's wait for the others!
My poor Tsu Tsu!
What should I do?
You bastard!
They said they would be here,
where the hell are they?
Here, over here!
Over here!
She's gone
Where's that bitch Eun Jin?
I really don't know
Well then, you find her
And if you don't
something bad might happen
to your daughter, okay?
Sons of bitches!
Fucking assholes!
The idea of hurting
such a tender woman!
I'm going to kill them
You got to get some stitches
at a hospital...
Must be very sore
Just be patient
Are you alright?
Are you Jae Chol, Yoon?
Yes, that's right
Look at my scarred up face
That bitch did this
She's bad, very bad
The bitch is hiding somewhere
...And you're going to help us
She's not my blood
nor my girlfriend, fuck
I'm home
I know
Where's the Chicken Head?
She's gone
Did she go to
the mountains again?
Maybe she went to heaven
Are you drunk?
Didn't you know
she was an angel?
She didn't even say goodbye?
You didn't even like her
- Sir...
- What's wrong?
- Tsu Tsu...
- What?
Give me a cigarette
Were you talking to me?
Do you see anybody else?
Dumb ass
No, boss
It's been a long time since
I've had a smoke, it's pretty strong
You never did smoke much
This isn't our properties
What about the boys?
They're all gone
Some have gone home...
Can you get a hold of them?
- Yes
- Gather them
Yes, sir
Hello
They are going to sell
Ji Hyun into prostitution
Who is this?
A guy named White Shark
kidnapped her
He's going to sell into
prostitution
if you don't come back
Please rescue her
Where is she now, boss?
The pot plant near Sinbonri
- I know where it is
- Please hurry up
What's going on, boss?
White Shark kidnapped Ji Hyun
That son of a bitch
There's nothing for us to gain
Robocop, this is my territory
Chicken Head!
Don't worry
I'll get you out of here
You are impossible
You still don't get it, do you?
You're not rescuing her
What's that supposed to mean?
I'm letting her go
I'll take care of it
Let's go
Daddy! What about her?
Now that I finally can got you
I feel damn good!
Do you know how hot this is?
I'll let you find out
Throw her in the kiln
Yes, boss
White Shark, do me a favor
stop hiding behind your boys
and let's go just you and me
Haven't you seen
this sort of scene in the movie?
Bosses don't fight
That's the difference
between you and me
What are you waiting for?
Why did you do that?
To get a lease?
Eun Jin came all the way here
to save me
and you did it for money
I did it for you!
You're the only daughter I have
Don't
You're not my real father
What's that suppose to mean?
You don't think I know that?
That's why
you're such an idiot
Ji Hyun! Ji Hyun!
Sons of bitches!
Boss!
Hey, Silverfish
Boss!
It hurts
I didn't even pay you...
and I made you do everything
It won't stop again
You are a dead man!
Please don't!
Would you stop doing this?
I'm the gangster, not you
Oh, this was nothing
Good bye!
When we get to Seoul
will you give me a bar?
- Don't worry about Ji Hyun
and take care! /- Come often!
Nope
- Don't forget to call!
- Be happy!
Goodbye!
Move!
What the... move man, move!
Fuck man...
I will never permit drugs
This is Eun Jin
head of the Scissor gang
Who threatened us
Why isn't she saying a word?
She's insulting you
Is it?
Son of bitch!
Give up!
Give up!
You give up too