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Leaving this to come see you.
And I can't wait.
Whew.
Taxi! Over here.
Taxi!
Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Gilpin!
- Ahh!
You still on the toothpaste?
Are you on your phone?
I'm just... I'm going home
for the holidays tonight, so...
Does it look like
tonight to you?
Because to me,
it looks like today.
- Finish the toothpaste.
- Okay. Sorry.
Dad, we're home!
I'm in the kitchen!
Jan, Spencer!
In the kitchen!
Dad, are you on a ladder?
- What are you doing?
- Grandpa.
- What's it look like?
- Get down.
I'm changing your light bulb.
I leave for 10 minutes,
you're climbing ladders?
Don't think
you should be doing that.
You think I can't
change a light bulb?
- Okay.
- There.
Ugh! No, no, no.
- I got it. I'm fine.
- Okay.
Hey, kiddo!
Hey, how's New York City?
- It's great.
- How's school?
It's okay. How you doing?
I'm terrific. I don't
even know what I'm doing here.
You're recovering
from hip surgery.
Meh! I'll be out
of here in no time.
It's not a prison.
I wanna get back
to my apartment.
- Is that so terrible?
- Your apartment? It's terrible.
Is it really cold in here?
The downstairs heater
isn't working.
- The guy's coming in the morning.
- It's like a goddamn icebox.
Did you ever call Milo?
What? No.
Dad. He's called five times.
Just call him back.
I'm not calling him back.
I don't wanna talk to him.
Come on, I'll help you
with your bags.
Oh, you're staying in here.
We're roommates.
Yeah. I could just stay
downstairs on the couch.
- What? Don't be ridiculous.
- If you want, yeah.
It's a couple weeks.
It's gonna be fine.
Come on in.
Make yourself comfortable.
- Oh! You're gonna...
- Whoa!
- You okay?
- Don't tell your mother!
This goes there. There.
That's in there.
- All right, let's try it.
- Okay, let's see.
All right, so there's that.
There's this. There's this.
The blue light, the red,
the green light.
Oh, look at you two.
How sweet is this?
Okay, I have to leave for work
before either of you gets up.
The heater guy's
coming in the morning.
I'm gonna meet
my friends for brunch at 10.
That'll be nice.
Where are you going?
- Um... Nora's.
- What are you going there for?
All the restaurants
in Brantford,
- you gotta go to that one?
- I didn't pick.
What difference does it make?
It's been years.
I love you, honey.
I'm so glad you're home.
Love you too, Mom.
Getting old sucks. Don't let
anybody tell you any different.
You still got
that little girlfriend?
No.
We're not together anymore.
I don't think.
Was it her or you?
- It's complicated.
- Try me.
We'll see
if I can understand.
Well, when we
first got together,
we were...
sort of different people
than we are now.
I mean, last year was...
amazing.
I was a senior in high school.
I had a girlfriend.
Like, I finally figured out
who I was or something.
Mm.
I wish I could just feel
like that again, I guess.
I don't know.
Long-distance
relationships are hard.
I mean, I know everybody says
that, but turns out it's true.
Can I give you a little advice?
Listen to me.
Every single day
on every single subway car,
there's lots of ladies
in New York City.
And one in five of them, I would
marry, no questions asked.
This is the best time
of your life.
- It is?
- Yes, it is.
So pull it together! It doesn't
get any better than this.
It's all downhill from here.
Bravestone.
Hi!
Yay, yay, yay!
- Ooh!
- Oh, gosh, how are you?
- Oh, my God, you look amazing.
- Thank you.
Ho, ho, ho!
- Fridge.
- Fridge!
- Come here.
- Ooh!
So we were building houses
for two months,
and then on the way home,
we stopped in Costa Rica,
which was also amazing.
That is so awesome.
I am so happy for you.
That is so cool.
So, "M," that's what
we're supposed to call you now?
You don't have to.
It's just a nickname.
One of my college friends
gave me that.
You don't have to call me that.
M. I love it. It's so hot.
- Okay.
- But you and Spencer,
- you're still not...?
- Yeah. No. Um, we're...
We're still,
like, taking a break.
Where is he, by the way?
Eh, Christ.
What do you want, Milo?
Nice to see you too.
Yes, I'd love to come in
for a cup of coffee.
Thanks for asking.
You mind if I make some eggs?
Do whatever you want.
I don't care.
Just hurry up.
I don't have all day.
You going somewhere?
Have, um...?
Have you been in touch
with Spencer much?
Yeah...
You know what?
Not really, actually.
I text him a lot, but
he doesn't always text me back.
- I know.
- It's just...
I've been crazed lately
with, you know,
classes and practices,
and I got games
on the weekends.
Yeah. Totally. Totally.
I've just... I've been... I've
been a little worried about him.
Okay, look, where...?
Where is this guy? For real.
Good?
- Meh.
- What do you mean, "Meh"?
Meh! What do you want already?
You've been calling
and calling.
You show up out of the blue
after 15 years.
Why? 'Cause you wanna
make some eggs?
You remember
when we first opened,
we had that
little dishwasher, Morris?
Yeah, of course
I remember Morris.
Worked the dinner shift.
Six days a week,
2 in the morning most nights.
- The dishwasher.
- Little Morris. Mm.
He wouldn't even touch those
saucepans until he was done
with every single utensil
in the bin.
Yeah, the man knew his craft.
Little Morris.
Well, get... Wha...
Just get to it, would you?
I mean, it's always
the scenic route with you.
I know what you want,
you want to apologize.
And I hate to tell you,
I'm not interested.
You think I'm supposed
to apologize?
Oh, heater guy.
- Grandpa Eddie?
- Anthony?
Yes, sir, it's me.
Anthony!
How are you?
Come on in. Come on in.
- How you doing?
- Oh, getting old sucks.
Don't let anybody
tell you any different.
Heh, heh. Oh, uh, this is
uh, Martha and-and Bethany.
This is Spencer's
grandfather, Eddie.
Martha?
You're the little girlfriend.
- Uh...
- Morning!
Morning, sir.
Sorry to barge in on you.
You're not barging.
He's barging.
Milo Walker.
Wait, Milo? Like...
Like Milo and Eddie's.
- Pleased to meet you.
- Man, my dad said
you guys had
the best restaurant.
We were just there.
Well, it's called Nora's now.
Pfft, Nora's.
It's barely even a restaurant.
It's more like
a breakfast place now.
Were you with Spencer?
No, we came here
looking for him, actually.
You all hungry?
Eggs on the griddle.
- Might have to take a look.
- Hey, man,
you can do more
than take a look at it.
All right, all right. My man.
- Whoa. Do you need a hand?
- Do I look like I need a hand?
Martha?
Hey.
Where is he?
- Do you hear that?
- Yes.
You hear something?
It's probably the heater.
It's broken.
How did it
even get here?
I don't know.
Maybe he...
I don't know,
maybe he went back for it
or something?
Is he trying
to fix it?
Why would anyone
try to fix that thing?
I don't know.
I don't know. Maybe he went
to buy parts or something?
Okay, look,
I'm calling him again.
I'm sure everything's... fine.
Fourteen texts
and four missed calls.
I don't think he went out.
I think...
I think he went back in.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no...
- What? No. Why...?
- Come on, man!
Why would he do that?
Remember what it was like?
- I got eaten by a fricking hippo!
- I got killed by a piece of cake!
Guys, guys.
How is he gonna get out?
Uh, he's gotta take the...
The green jewel.
And stick it back
in the statue thing.
By himself?
We gotta go get him.
Are you crazy?
- I'm coming with you.
- Are you out of your minds?
We can do this. We've been
there. We know what to expect.
I gotta stop hanging out
with white people.
I don't know what's
wrong with me.
She's right. We played
before and we won.
We barely survived!
You know
he would do it for you.
For any of us.
Be careful.
It looks pretty busted.
Welcome to Jumanji.
What...? We haven't even
picked our guys yet!
What?
Okay, okay. Here we go. Oh, I
hate this part. All right. Okay.
This is not happening!
You guys?
No!
Am I...?
Is it...? I can't believe...
Oh!
Oh, it's her.
I'm her.
Spencer.
Spencer?
What in tarnation?
Where am I?
What the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
Eddie?
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm Milo Walker. Who are you?
Milo?
What on earth? What...?
- What the...?
- Oh, my.
Wait a minute.
Oh, Lord.
- This isn't happening.
- Pardon me?
- Who are you?
- You're Spencer's grandfather.
- Yeah, no kidding.
- And you are Milo.
I certainly am.
I'm Martha, Spencer's...
You're the little girlfriend?
- Look out!
- What?
- Ah! Oh, oh!
- Oh, Lord.
That hurt like a goddamn...
- Bethany?
- What? I'm not...
No.
No, no, no,
no, no, no, no...
Yo!
Oh, no, no, no.
This can't be happening!
Fridge?
Yes, I'm Fridge, goddamn it!
The hell, man?
Okay.
Okay, something went wrong.
You think?
Holy...
Wait. If I'm...
Then you...? Spencer?
Why does everybody
keep calling me Spencer?
No, that is Grandpa Eddie.
And that, heh... is Milo.
Pleased to meet you.
What?
Then where's Bethany?
And where's Spencer?
I don't know! Okay?
The game, it didn't
let us pick our avatars, so...
- Because it's busted!
- Yeah, okay.
Are we dead?
You know, I was just
wondering the same thing.
Did I die and turn into
some kind of a small,
muscular Boy Scout?
- We're not dead.
- So then what's going on here?
Okay, this is gonna sound
very, uh, strange,
but we are in
a video game called Jumanji,
and we are in the bodies
of video game characters, heh.
And we've been here before,
Fridge and I.
- Last time, I was you.
- Mm.
- Huh?
- We're in a game!
We gotta find Spencer
'cause he's in here too.
- Spencer?
- Yes.
- He's here?
- Yes.
Spencer, Eddie's grandson?
Yes. Spencer.
- He's here too?
- Yes!
He's here,
and we gotta find him.
So it's like
a hide-and-go-seek situation.
I'm not "it."
Hm...
My hip feels
pretty good now.
Oh, my joints
feel like butter.
- Oh, yeah, look at those.
- Wow.
Look at these.
Look at what I got.
- Uh, we have some issues here.
- You're telling me this?
I'm the old fat dude.
I came back, and things
actually got worse.
At least last time
I was still black.
Well, look at
this little fella.
Hello there. Heh.
Mr. Walker, don't get
too close to the water!
- Get away from there!
- I'm sorry, what'd you say now?
Hey! Ahh!
Get on out of here!
What just happened?
What the hell
was that thing?
Well, that there
was a hippopotamus. Mm-hm.
And they are awfully fast.
Faster than a horse,
if you can believe that.
And they've got
an awful ferocious bite.
How about that?
You know, the funny thing is,
I don't remember...
knowing much about hippos
until right now.
You're a zoologist.
- I'm sorry, what now?
- Are we in Florida?
Just listen.
This is a dangerous place.
Crazy dangerous.
But Martha and I,
we've been here before.
We know what we're doing. You
gotta stay alert all the time.
If I'm near water, I got one eye
on the water, you hear me?
You got to have eyes
in the back of your...
Oh, God.
What in the Sam Hill
just happened to him?
Shut the front door.
What the hell
happened to you?
Damn!
A plane?
What? Come on! Follow me!
Come on, let's go.
Let's go. Follow us.
Welcome to Jumanji.
- Why is he in a plane?
- I don't know.
Well, don't just stand there.
Hop in!
Strap in.
There's no time to spare.
Dr. Bravestone,
famed archeologist
and international explorer,
I'm so glad you've returned.
I've been so anxious
for your arrival.
- You talking to me?
- Yes.
Once again, Jumanji
is in great peril,
and only you can help.
Nigel, we're looking
for our friend.
- Have you seen, like, anyone...?
- Ruby Roundhouse, killer of men,
welcome to Jumanji.
- "Killer of men"?
- Yeah, I, uh... I kill guys.
I'm so glad you've returned.
I've been so anxious
for your arrival.
- What's with this fella?
- My dearest Mouse,
surely you remember me.
Nigel Billingsly
at your service.
Hey. Nigel,
I thought that was you.
He's a... Uh, what is it called?
- NPC, a non-player character.
- He's not a real person.
He only has a limited
number of things he can say.
Mm, my friend Carl
is just like that.
Nigel, we're looking
for someone.
Has anyone arrived
in Jumanji...?
Jumanji is in great peril.
It's all detailed in the letter
I sent you, Dr. Bravestone.
Perhaps you should
read it aloud.
Grandpa Eddie.
- Do you have a letter?
- Do I have a letter?
- Check your pockets.
- Why would I have a letter?
Nigel here
wrote you a letter.
I didn't get a letter
from this guy.
But we are
in a video game, and...
We're in a video game?
We're gonna die.
- We did die.
- Are we in hell?
- I knew it.
- Oh, my God.
It's detailed
in the letter I sent you,
Dr. Bravestone.
You should read it aloud.
I don't have a letter! How many
times I gotta tell you that?
Oh, no, Eddie.
It's in your hand.
Where did this come from?
You got to pay attention
to what's in your hand.
Perhaps you should
read it aloud.
"Dr. Bravestone,
it is my solemn hope
that this letter finds you,
for again..."
Jumanji is in grave danger.
We need your help at once.
Whoa, what's going on here?
It's a cutscene.
It's how we find...
I'll explain afterwards.
You see, our worst nightmare
has come to pass,
for Jurgen the Brutal
has returned.
Indeed, that most vicious
Jumanjian conqueror is back.
And he's brought with him
his savage horde.
They descended from their
fortress atop Mount Zhatmire
and made their way south
to the Avian Province,
home of the sacred
Falcon Jewel,
worn around the neck
of the village elder.
The Falcon is
the fertility jewel of Jumanji,
and it has been guarded
by the people
of the Avian Province
for hundreds of years.
So long as the jewel
can see the sun,
the waters will flow
and the land will flourish.
Yeah!
Many brave souls died that day,
but Jurgen got
what he came for.
He stowed the jewel
in darkness,
hidden from the sun.
A drought befell the land.
The crops dried out and died.
And if the jewel
is not returned soon,
it may be too late.
Which is why we called for you
and your brilliant associates.
I understand
the enormous weight
that this must carry for you,
Dr. Bravestone,
how this adventure
is like no other,
since it was Jurgen the Brutal
who killed your parents.
No, no, no, no!
- Huh?
- He killed
- Dr. Bravestone's parents?
- Indeed, he did.
- When the doctor was just a boy.
- Oh, well, that's terrible.
I can't say this enough:
We're in a video game.
You must recover the jewel
from Jurgen the Brutal
and show it to the sun.
He's making his way north
across the desert now.
Jurgen the Brutal.
Is that Barbara's boy?
And remember, the goal
is to recover the loot.
To wrest it from
the hands of the brute.
And if you wish
to leave the game,
you must save Jumanji
and call out its name.
Excuse me. Who is Jumanji?
Well, if I was listening
correctly, that is her sister.
Here's your map.
Find an oasis and follow
the flame to the desert fruit.
- Huh?
- I can't land here,
so you're going
to have to drop in.
- What?
- No, no. Nigel...
- I'll get as low as I can.
- Hold on.
- Get ready.
- What do you mean?
We don't have parachutes.
Shouldn't we have...? Ahh!
- What the hell?
- Good luck.
The future of Jumanji
is in your hands.
Why did we take a plane
if there's nowhere to land?
And go!
The hell, man?
Where are we?
Where's the jungle?
What are we doing here?
We've got to keep it
together, okay?
- "Keep it together"?
- Yes.
This is
a whole new thing.
Nobody said we'd have to do
a whole new thing.
And by the way, what the hell
happened to Bethany?
So, what part of New
Hampshire is this exactly?
We're not
in New Hampshire, Milo.
That's right. Exactly.
Not New Hampshire.
- You're starting to get it now?
- Nope.
I don't have the foggiest clue
what's going on here.
That guy kept calling me
Dr. Braverman,
which is the name
of my orthopedist.
I'm thinking I just had
another hip surgery
and now I'm coming out of it.
Hey! Check this out!
Okay.
We have to find Spencer.
To do that, I think we have
to start playing the game.
I'm sure that's what he did.
We find him,
finish the game,
and we go home.
Ed, you okay?
Would you look at me?
I'm back.
I haven't looked
like this since...
Never.
You looked like this never.
What? When I was younger,
I was in great shape.
I remember you
when you were younger,
and... this is not
what you looked like.
I think my eyes
are a different color.
All of you
is a different color.
It's a good look on me,
huh? Huh?
Okay.
They're headed north.
- Which way is north?
- I have no idea.
- Well, you wanna check the map?
- Right. I'm the map guy now.
"Find an oasis and follow
the flame to the desert fruit."
Follow the flame
to the desert fruit.
You know there's
nothing on that?
He can see it,
you can't.
Each place on the map
is a different level,
and the levels
get harder as we go.
This one is called...
"Dunes."
No shit.
Who the hell is that?
Oh, that's an ostrich.
- Oh, no.
- Yes, indeed.
That is an ostrich.
The ostrich
is a flightless bird,
one of 60 species.
You got the penguin, you got
the emu, and you got the kiwi.
Heh, heh, funny thing is,
I don't remember knowing...
You're a zoologist.
I was a zoologist last time.
It's important.
Maybe if we could get through
this quicker.
Well, another thing is, they can
run up to 45 miles per hour,
which makes them the world's
fastest two-legged animal.
Did you know that?
Fascinating.
- What a magnificent creature.
- We should get out of here.
What else do you know?
Here's another
interesting fact.
They have three stomachs.
How about that?
Ah! Come on.
Beat it!
Don't get so close.
Just a bird, okay? Come on,
get moving. Get out of here.
- Anything else we need to know?
- Beat it, bird.
Another interesting thing
about the ostrich...
I said scram,
you stupid bird!
- ...is when threatened...
- Get out of here!
...they attack.
Oh, my!
- Eddie! Eddie!
- Oh!
Where's Eddie? Is he dead?
- Yes.
- No. Yes, he died,
but he's fine.
Did I just kill Eddie...
by talking too slow...
like he always said
I would?
Why does everybody keep
dropping from the sky?
Nurse, I'm gonna need to see
Dr. Braverman right now, please.
I'm not your nurse.
Okay, listen.
These tattoos on our arms,
that is your life count.
We each have three lives.
You and Fridge
each have two left.
If you lose all three,
listen to me,
it is game over.
- That's it. You're dead.
- Dead like... "kaputski"?
Yes.
Kaputski.
What the hell is that?
- That's not good.
- Look.
Oh, there's one more thing
about ostriches.
Oh, no.
Say it!
They travel in herds.
We gotta get out of here!
- Dune buggies, let's go!
- Come on, come on! Shake a leg!
- Hey, wait.
- Why am I so slow?
Haul ass, girl. Let's go!
- Come on, come on!
- I'm coming, Eddie.
- Go.
- Do you see the key anywhere?
- Okay, how do I do this?
- I've never driven one of these!
Maybe under the dash.
- Green button!
- Green button. Go.
Go, go, go!
Go, go.
Oh, my God!
Go.
You are
a terrible driver.
What are you talking about?
We're fine.
Nobody fine. You... Oh! Oh, oh!
Oh, no! Ahh, ahh!
Oh, help! Oh, oh!
Hold on, Eddie.
Please don't let go.
Ahh! Oh! Oh, wow!
Oh, help. Ahh!
Help. Eddie. Oh!
Beat it!
Get out of here!
I think we lost them.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
Oh, no.
- Ahh!
- What do we do?
I don't know!
Get in! Hurry!
Ha! Suckers!
- Eddie...
- Uh-oh.
- Oh, my...
- Whoa, whoa!
- Oh, dude!
- Oh, dear.
What do we do?
What do we do?
What are you doing?
- Birds, birds, birds!
- Birds!
- What the hell, man?
- They're flightless birds.
This is a flightless
dune buggy!
- Oh!
- Oh, no!
No, no, no!
- We're not going to make it.
- We're gonna make it.
- No, we're not!
- We're not gonna make it.
We're gonna make it.
We're not gonna make it.
That was fantastic. Heh.
- Oh, horrible driver.
- Whoo...
Yeah, you see that, birds?
You don't mess with the kid.
Right there!
Did you see me?
I was incredible.
I mean, I saved you,
I saved you,
I saved this guy from a bird
while I was driving a car.
I was a machine.
I was relentless.
- I was fearless.
- Yes. Exactly. Fearless.
That's Bravestone.
Okay, check this out.
Oh, goodness.
What the hell?
It's your strengths
and weaknesses.
I... I mean your avatar,
Dr. Bravestone's,
strengths and weaknesses.
"Fearless," check.
"Speed. Climbing."
"Boomerang"?
"Smoldering intensity"?
- It's this stupid face you make.
- Huh?
There it is.
Ew! Ew! Old man.
Get it together.
Eddie, you okay?
You having a heart attack?
His whole left side is shutting
down. Eddie, look at me!
- Yeah?
- There you go. Now you're back.
"Weakness: switchblade."
Switchblade? Hey, that's new.
Bravestone didn't
have weaknesses last time.
Yeah,
bugged the hell out of me.
I wonder if...
- "Nunchucks"? That's new.
- Damn, that's a good list.
Milo, push on your left,
like, chest area.
- I'm sorry, what?
- Come on, man.
Hey!
Oh, I got one too. What...?
My. "Zoology." That's what
you were talking about earlier.
- Yes. Exactly.
- Yes.
Your avatar is a zoologist.
You know, my nephew Maxwell
is a veterinarian.
- What a fascinating...
- "Linguistics"?
- I didn't have that last time.
- The study of languages.
Makes sense.
He studies the entire language
on his way to the point.
Anyway, he's 32. Or is he 35?
Time does fly.
Okay, let's get it over with.
You gotta be kidding me.
Well, geometry is...
- Is new.
- Yeah.
Who wouldn't wanna
be better at geometry?
And for weaknesses,
"Endurance."
And what else? Let's see,
"Heat, sun and sand."
Shouldn't be a problem.
It's not like
we're in the middle of
a goddamn desert or anything.
What's the point of this guy?
Who even needs this guy?
He can read the map.
Easy for you to say,
you got nunchucks!
I've been training four hours
a day for six months.
Now look at me!
Man, it is hot out here!
How is this guy a character
in an adventure game?
Okay, okay, okay.
I gotta get this guy in shape
and build up some endurance.
I know how to do that.
Burpees.
Five burpees, right now.
Get it going!
- That's one.
- One!
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah, come on!
North is that way!
You know, it's, uh...
It's really good
to see you, Ed.
I don't wanna hear it.
You don't wanna hear
that it's good to see you?
- You sold me out, Milo.
- I did not sell you out.
We sold our business.
It was time.
- Yeah, time for who?
- Well, it was time for me.
Okay? Standing on my feet,
serving a hundred plates
a night for 35 years?
I was done.
I was ready, man.
I was ready to retire.
I'm done talking!
"The Oasis."
I guess
that's the next level.
Huh?
The next level
of the game.
We're in
a game?
Oh. Yes, Grandpa Eddie,
we are in a game.
You can't be
serious.
Did you know
about this?
I thought
you were done talking.
- Bethany?
- Yep.
- My name's Bethany too.
- Really?
Daddy, her name's Bethany too.
Sure is, sweetie.
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
Sure, yeah. Uh, come in.
I'm sorry, I just...
I didn't know
where else to go.
No, no, no, it's okay.
I'm glad you came.
Do you think you can help me
get the machine to start?
That is so dangerous.
I know.
But I have to try.
They're my team.
So, what exactly
are we looking for again?
We're looking
for my grandson, genius.
Okay, "Follow the flame
to the desert fruit."
Look.
They're here.
Hyenas.
Unusual for
their bone-crushing teeth.
Smoke Stack.
Where's there's smoke...
There's fire.
- Come on.
- Mm.
- Boom!
- You call that a roll?
Not bad at all.
I'll bet you two more!
Drinks! Drinks over here!
Another round here!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
I thought
you'd never come back.
I need to talk to you.
Absolutely.
Not here, not now.
Not around them.
Leave me alone!
Wow.
Fiery.
Not a real person.
- What'd she say?
- Well, she said she thought
I was never gonna come back,
she wants to get together later,
- and we all know what that means.
- Hiyo!
It means that she's got
a clue for you.
Oh, that's a coincidence.
I got a clue for her.
- You got a clue for her.
- Wait.
She's your ex-girlfriend.
She's the flame.
- "Follow the flame."
- What?
The jewel, it's here.
Is that the guy
that killed my parents?
No. Well, yeah. Kind of.
We lost a good man today.
The very best of us.
For Dagfinn...
wasn't just my hyena master.
He was my friend.
I loved him like a brother.
And now he's gone.
And his beloved hyenas
are left...
without their master.
Long live Dagfinn.
Long live Dagfinn!
Why did he have to die?
He died because...
he made a mistake.
He tried to steal something
quite precious from me.
He left me no choice.
And now...
I feed him
to his beloved hyenas.
- That's messed up.
- Oh!
I loved Dagfinn!
There's none among you
I love as much.
And so...
The key!
It's gone.
Thief!
I got her. I got the thief.
Wait.
- Are you guys...? Wha...?
- Come here.
- Catch her!
- Don't let her get away.
Trying to steal
the key to my chest?
Nope.
Shake her down.
I'm sorry, I did it.
It was my fault.
I, uh...
I just... I don't...
I don't know what I was...
Oy vey.
Uh, it's like, um...
It's like I'm hyperventilating.
Does anyone have,
like, a eucalyptus inhaler?
Or a brown paper bag?
Spencer?
Is it really hot in here?
You mean...?
- That's him. Right there.
- What?
That ain't Spencer.
Look, I know my grandson.
My grandson's a guy.
Did he change his hair?
- Cut off her head.
- Yeah!
- Cut off her head!
- Wait, wait, wait.
I just think, uh, maybe
don't cut off my head?
- Oh!
- Spencer!
- Oh, my.
- Did he just...?
Oh, Lord.
That's my Life Alert.
I gotta take my pill.
Come on!
Spencer!
Oh, my God, you're alive.
What are you guys doing here?
What are we doing here?
We came to get you, fool!
- Bethany?
- Not Bethany. Fridge, goddamn it!
What? So, um...
Milo Walker, darling.
Milo?
- Spencer? Is that you, kiddo?
- Grandpa?
Guys, I found Spencer.
Here's Spencer right here.
What are you stealing for?
- I'm still me.
- Oh.
Hey.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Come on.
Let's go.
Damn it, I was so close.
I had the key in my hand.
- Why'd you stop me?
- Huh? Someone yelled "thief,"
so I grabbed you.
What do you want?
You shouldn't have come.
I had it under control.
Did you? It looked like
you just got murdered.
I mean, what the hell, Spencer?
Why are you even here?
Why did you have the game?
We destroyed it
so that this would never happen!
I went back and got it, okay?
I don't know
why I did it, but I did.
And then last night...
I've been in kind
of a weird place,
and something
came over me, okay?
And now we're all
stuck here again!
I thought that I would be him.
Bravestone!
I wanted to feel
like that again.
Like... I could do anything.
But instead, I'm, um...
Ming Fleetfoot.
"Cat burglar,
pickpocket, safecracker."
Another better character.
- "Weakness: pollen."
- Yeah.
She's small and crafty
and has allergies.
She's basically me.
I swear, man, if we survive,
I am gonna kill you.
I just can't believe
you came back here on purpose.
I'm sorry. Okay?
I'm sorry.
Wait!
Oh, there she is.
- Who?
- My ex.
Okay.
Hi.
If my husband knew
I was talking to you,
you'd be dead by morning.
Uh, don't tell him?
Listen to me,
Jurgen and his army
are returning to his fortress.
There, they will meet
the Brothers Kababik.
He will trade the Falcon Jewel,
and an alliance will be formed.
You must get the jewel
before that happens.
You're our only hope,
so you must hurry.
Oh, my.
- Now you must go.
- Gotta go.
They're gonna meet
the Brothers who?
The Brothers Kababik.
- The Brothers Bababik.
- Shh!
- Kababik?
- You must get the jewel
before that happens.
You are our only hope,
so you must hurry.
I think you should explain it
to us one more time.
- Wait a second.
- Oh!
What about the desert fruit?
Aren't you gonna
lead us to that?
Now I must go...
before Switchblade
realizes I'm gone.
What? Switchblade?
That's his weakness.
I love you, Dr. Bravestone.
And I always will.
That...
is my curse.
I love you too!
Well, she seems
like a nice girl.
We need camels.
Okay, if we're gonna catch up
with Jurgen, we need camels.
And we need to find the desert
fruit, whatever that is.
"Follow the flame."
I guess we have to follow her.
You guys follow her,
we'll go steal some camels.
Whoa.
"Jumanji Berry Tree."
Jumanji berry?
That's a desert fruit?
I guess.
"In the moment of need,
remember the seed."
A little bit
of Jumanji wisdom there.
There it is.
Milo and I will break in
and get the camels.
Grandpa, you stay here on
lookout. Keep a low profile.
Got it? Low profile.
If anyone tries
to enter the livery,
just, I don't know,
whistle or something.
Sure thing.
That's not when you smolder.
It's not the moment for it.
Forget it.
I did it.
I don't know what it was.
Look like your stomach
is upset.
Like you ate something bad.
Oh, man.
I'm sweating. I'm sweating.
Stealing makes me
very uncomfortable,
which is not ideal
for a burglar.
So the fruit
is in the tree.
But you can't get to it
without going through
the water
or whatever that is.
Get boiled or eaten by piranhas
or something.
"Follow the flame."
I think that's how we get there.
But I don't know how
I'm supposed to make that jump.
I mean, it's doable...
but I don't have
my usual explosiveness.
- Ugh!
- Wh... Ho! Yo!
Ho, ho, ho! Wow!
Yes!
Martha! Ho!
Martha!
Oh...
- Martha!
- Oh, it's really heavy.
Ugh! You okay?
Give me your hand.
There you go.
Ow. Oh...
Wait a second.
- What...?
- The hell, man?
Oh, my God!
- The hell, man?
- Oh, my God.
- Fridge?
- Yeah.
Martha?
Yeah.
Hey, move along.
Nothing to see here.
What'd you say?
I said, keep walking, pal.
Nothing to see here. Beat it.
- What'd you say?
- Beat it, get out of here.
What'd you say?
I said, scram!
You want a piece of me?
Yeah, come on, come on.
What do you got?
What do you got? Come on!
Come and get it. Yeah!
Come on, you bastards!
Ha, wow! Ha, ha!
Here, camel, camel.
Come on, let's go.
They are proud and majestic
animals, aren't they?
Oh, you're welcome. Heh.
Did you...? Were you
just talking to them?
Um, press your menu.
Uh, it's right here.
"Linguistics."
You can talk to animals.
Yes.
It appears that I speak camel.
Can you ask them to
come with us and...?
Excuse me.
They're willing to talk.
Uh, they wanna know
what's in it for them
and how much luggage we have.
Will you look at me? Oh!
I mean, what am I supposed
to do with this?
You read the map.
I don't wanna read the map.
I'm supposed to be her.
Instead, there's actual hair
growing out of my face!
Sorry. All bodies are beautiful,
even this one.
Wait a second.
- Oh, this is amazing!
- Careful.
Fridge...
Yo, this thing is insane!
Be careful.
That body is not a toy.
No, it's a machine.
And on top of that...
boobs.
Touch my boobs,
and I will murder you.
Too late. It was literally
the first thing I did.
Ew!
Hey, hey, don't do that.
Let's take this berry
and go meet them.
Relax, girl.
I'm trying that flying
acrobat thing you did.
- Don't. We have the berry.
- Check this out.
- It's not necessary.
- Omaha, Omaha!
- Hut, hut, hike!
- Wait.
Fridge, be careful! I am telling
you, that body's a weapon.
You don't know
what it's capable of.
This is amazing!
That body's a loaded gun!
Yeah! And this gun's
about to go off!
Whoo... Oh!
Oh, my God!
Fridge!
- Come here.
- Ugh!
Oh, my God.
Goddamn it!
- Here, I got you. I got ya.
- Ugh!
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no!
Oh, my God, that was awful.
I hate being the map guy!
Let's get out of here.
Switchblade! There he is.
Bravestone!
I told you to stay
the hell away from my wife!
- We got company.
- What did you do?
All right, guys, this is
the moment. We need you now.
Uh, they said that we can
get away out the back door.
- Are you talking to that camel?
- Yes.
That's Lucille and Hank.
And Jeffrey's in the back.
- Hey!
- Hey.
- We should get going.
- What happened?
My grandpa beat up
45 strangers.
That woman's husband
is trying to kill him.
Mm.
Is that the desert fruit?
Yeah. It's a Jumanji berry,
and it weighs like 100 pounds.
My grandpa will carry it.
We should get out of here.
Come on, Grandpa.
Let's go.
- I could take them.
- What?
What? We escaped.
- I said, I could take them.
- Oh, Eddie.
No, Grandpa Eddie,
that's Switchblade!
I'm telling you,
there's a time when you run.
Then there's a time in life,
like now, where you stay...
Yeah! Yeah!
Switchblade! Switchblade!
Nice shot, Switchblade!
- Oh!
- Phew.
What?
We should see
Mount Zhatmire pretty soon.
You know, Gladys and I took
a road trip before she passed.
We went on a ceramics tour
through the Southwest.
I lost my restaurant
so you could drive around
- and look at ashtrays?
- Yes, Ed.
That's what you do
when you retire.
You explore your interests.
I don't have interests.
Guys like me, we don't retire!
We work,
and then we keep working,
and then, eventually, we die.
But you retired me.
You retired me.
It's a wonder I lasted
as long as I did.
- What?
- You're a difficult man, Ed.
You don't abandon
your best friend, Milo.
When I lost the restaurant,
I lost everything!
You...?
Yes. Yes, I know he is.
- Are you talking to my camel?
- Yes, I'm talking to the camel.
And he can tell
that you're a pain in the ass.
My camel's taking your side?
And he's not your camel.
He's just giving you a ride.
Oh! Well, how about the both
of you go screw yourselves?
- What did you just say?
- Guys!
You and me, we gonna settle
this right here, right now!
- I'll show you.
- What are you doing?
- Don't worry about it.
- Milo, what are you doing?
Hold on. Wait, wait.
Here we go.
You want a piece of me, huh?
That's what you want?
You do not want a piece of him,
Milo, I'm telling you.
Oh, that's where
you're wrong, young man.
'Cause I do want a piece.
I want a big piece.
See, Eddie, what you don't know
is that for the last 15 years,
I've been studying tai chi.
And right now,
I am harnessing my chi.
And when I'm done,
I'm gonna whup your ass.
Milo, I am telling you,
this is not a good idea.
No!
Oh, dude!
You gotta stop
killing everybody.
All right, then.
Well, I guess that's settled.
The camels just stopped.
This is as far as they go.
To get to Jurgen's fortress,
they said that we can
head down this path here
and make a right.
Then we're in his territory.
And they don't wanna
go there
because they
don't want to die.
We don't wanna die either.
He's the worst Bravestone
of all time.
So we have to get
across... this.
Okay, we can do this.
We can do this.
We have to take our time,
make careful decisions.
What are you talking about?
It's obvious.
We start on that bridge there,
then jump to that one
that heads to the right,
and then those look
like two sides of a trapezoid...
Geometry.
That's what it's for!
Maybe this character's
not totally worthless.
- I'll go first.
- Really?
You see? It's no big deal.
Oh.
What's going on?
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Oh, no.
- No.
- Grandpa!
Ah, crap.
Ah, geez.
What the hell?
- It's okay. We can do this.
- Yeah?
It's about finding
the right timing.
- Come on, come on, come on.
- Follow me.
Come on!
Come on, Milo, come on!
Ah! Whoa! Whoa!
- Oh! Oh, Lord.
- Here.
Oh, okay.
Hey, you guys.
Is that rock... moving?
- Oh, no.
- What?
Well, now, this is a problem.
- Come on, what is it?
- Oh, my.
- Spit it out!
- What is it?
- Tell us!
- Tell us! Milo!
Those are mandrills.
- We should go. Go, go!
- Go!
That one! Obtuse angle!
Note the distinctive
and colorful pigment
around their face and buttocks.
Mandrills are the heaviest
of all monkeys.
Even heavier than baboons, with
which they are often confused.
And now head for the rhombus!
Come on. Hurry up.
- Rhombus! Rhombus!
- Come on.
No, Martha!
- You're on the wrong bridge!
- What?
The perpendicular one!
Martha!
Martha!
No!
No!
Spencer, behind you!
Jump!
Come on, I got you!
Spencer!
Oh, no! Ow! Ow!
Oh, no! No! Ow! Ow!
Get off!
Come on.
All right, bring it on.
Come on, come here. Ha, ha!
- Grandpa!
- Ow!
Grandpa! Enough!
- Grandpa, stop!
- Yeah!
They're gone!
- Whoa!
- Yeah!
Come on!
Give me your hand!
- What?
- Trust me!
Oh! Go.
Last one. Aim for
the center of the parabola!
Oh, damn. Ugh! Son of a...
Ow!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Eddie?
- Milo!
Eddie!
Hey, Eddie, where you going?
I need your help, Eddie.
Eddie!
Oh!
- Oh!
- Ugh.
Eddie! Milo!
Oh!
- Seriously?
- Later.
- Run!
- Run!
Hyah!
Hey, guys.
Who the hell's this?
Alex, what are you doing here?
Bethany thought
you might need some help.
- Where is Bethany?
- She's right here.
You mean...?
"Oh, my God, right?
Like, I'm a total horse.
I can't believe
that we found you guys.
Hi."
Yep, that's Bethany.
Ha-ha-ha. What's up, girl?
Hey.
Oh, we brought you
some clothes.
You must be freezing.
So, uh, this horse
is a character in the game?
Yeah. Cyclone's his name.
- How's that feel?
- I don't know.
I sprained it pretty good.
Where'd you get these clothes?
When I realized how far
north we were going,
- we stopped to go shopping.
- Ah.
You can shop here?
How did you know that?
I was here for 20 years, kiddo.
At least I got rid
of that stupid hat.
Now I got this stupid hat.
It's something,
isn't it?
Yeah,
it's something.
You know, Eddie...
you didn't lose everything
when you lost the restaurant.
You still got a lot, man.
I lost my friend.
So did I.
I'm sorry, Milo.
Hey, I'm sorry too, Eddie.
I should have tracked you down
a long time ago.
I'm glad you came over
for coffee.
What made you do it, huh?
I mean, why now?
Milo, what's going on?
You're sick.
How bad?
I don't have much time left.
Son of a bitch.
But I count myself lucky,
Eddie.
I was married
to a wonderful woman.
I got to live a wonderful life.
And not everybody
can say that.
That's why I wanted
to make things better with you.
And now that they are...
well, I'm...
I'm happy about that too.
Grandpa, Milo.
Come on, we gotta go.
"The Fortress."
Looks like
the last level.
Okay, so we, uh,
climb that mountain
and then we sneak in somehow.
Yeah,
and then we steal the jewel
before the Brothers Kababik
get there.
- And then show it to the sun?
- Sounds like a plan.
What?
I'm sorry, I think I missed
the "plan" part of the plan.
That last level almost killed
us all. I can barely walk.
Your grandpa beats the hell
out of the wrong guy
or we get attacked by a bear,
what am I supposed to do?
I'm not gonna beat up
the wrong guy.
You are gonna beat up
the wrong guy!
You're not a good Bravestone!
You're too stubborn
and pissed off.
You keep getting us killed.
What the hell
you talking about?
And Milo...
And I say this
with all due respect, sir.
...is not a good person
to be the zoologist.
He talks too slow,
and by the time
he gets to the point,
you're dead!
Once again, no offense.
None taken.
And let me tell you why.
- Because my friend Bernard...
- You see?
You're a thief who's
too neurotic to steal,
Bethany's a horse...
All I know is,
we are stuck here again,
we are running out of lives,
and my ankle is killing me! Ahh!
- Oh, my God!
- Fridge!
Fridge! Are you okay?
Yo, you guys gotta see this!
That's what the water
looked like at the tree.
When we...
Switched bodies.
- Goddamn, that is cold!
- Oh!
Oh! Oh, man! It's freezing!
What the hell, man?
Yes!
I missed you so much.
Oh, my God, you guys, hi.
Ahem, Spencer?
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Grandpa?
- Yeah, what?
Milo?
You should see
the size of your...
Phew. Damn.
I never thought I'd be
this happy to shrink.
I have never seen anything
quite like that before.
Oh, my God, it's so good
to be able to talk again
with words.
- Spencer, hi!
- Hey, Bethany.
We have so much
catching up to do.
I wanna hear about New York.
But it feels like this
isn't the perfect moment.
Right. Like, later.
Later.
- Better?
- Yeah.
Much.
I got hair! Heh, heh!
For the first time in 40 years.
I gotta go tell Milo.
- Be careful out there, Grandpa.
- Yeah.
- How's your ankle?
- Hm?
- Your ankle.
- It's a little sore.
Not as bad
as you were making it seem.
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Nothing.
You were making a big deal
of it. It's not that bad.
Hey! Get the hell away
from that horse!
Freeze!
Milo! Hey!
Wait, which ankle was it?
- Hold it.
- Hey, hey, hey.
Get your hands off of me!
Hey! I'm with you, Milo.
I'm right here.
Guys, guys.
Eddie and Milo.
They got them.
There's ice everywhere,
and there's only one road in.
It's covered with guards.
I don't know how we'll get in.
Hm. Whoa!
Oh, okay. I see a dungeon
at the top of this ice wall.
That must be where
they're keeping your grandpa.
And Milo is probably
in this, like, barn thing
all the way
on the other side of the place.
Okay. We gotta split up.
One team goes to get Milo,
the other busts out Grandpa.
But how do we get in?
Fridge, do you have
any ice-climbing equipment
in your backpack?
You mean something like this?
- Just like that.
- See?
That's why
I'm the backpack guy.
- That's why.
- Yeah. You're great at that.
Yeah, I know.
Martha,
will you come with me?
Of course.
I forgot
what this part feels like.
It's scary.
- Yeah.
- Hey.
We can do it.
This team can do anything.
Nobody knows that
better than me.
- Yeah.
- Come on, you guys.
Bring it in.
Be aggressive.
Be, be aggressive.
Be aggressive.
Be, be aggressive.
Come on, guys.
That's not what
I thought this was. No.
We should just go.
Okay, just... Go, team.
Okay.
I'm gonna try
to sneak in with them.
In this outfit, I might be able
to pass. You guys stay here...
What? No way.
Now's the moment. Stay here.
- Alex, no!
- Go. Good luck, Alex.
Come on.
What are you talking about,
"Come on"? Bethany.
Bethany!
Turn right.
You there. Stay where you are.
Who, us?
Are you the Brothers Kababik?
- Are we the who?
- Are you the Brothers Kababik?
Yes.
We are them. It is we. Us.
We are the Brothers Cadabra...
Kadabrik.
He is one brother,
and I am the other brother.
We... We got different mothers.
But we, uh... We came to get
the thing that we came to get.
Brothers Kababik,
on behalf of Jurgen the Brutal,
welcome to Zhatmire Stronghold.
Ah, thank you.
There's something
I have to ask you.
Okay.
Why didn't you come visit
when you were supposed to?
You canceled the first time,
then you were gonna come
for Halloween. You cancel again.
Then the next time
I hear from you,
you tell me
we should take a break?
It's just... I saw all
your pictures on Instagram,
and you looked like you
were having so much fun, and...
I just got really insecure
or something.
Like I wasn't the guy
I thought I was.
Or I wasn't the guy
you thought I was.
Which would be even worse.
Spencer,
do you think I'm not...
totally terrified
all the time?
I got to school,
and suddenly,
for the first time ever,
people really liked me.
But I'm always thinking that...
I don't know, like it's...
Like it's just a matter of time
before somebody figures out
who I really am.
But then I see you.
And you're the person
who makes me feel good...
about who I really am.
When you're, like,
scared and insecure,
that's when you need
your people the most.
Hey, Mr. Walker.
Why the long face?
Dad joke. Sorry.
Can't help it.
Let's get you out of here.
Okay.
It's just an obstacle course.
You were good at those.
All right,
all right, get a room.
Grandpa...
let's get you out of there.
Here.
- Unh!
- Whoa.
Let's blow this joint, huh?
We still have
to find the jewel.
It must be in a vault
or treasure room or something.
Yeah, that's how
it works in these games.
I passed a vault
on the way up to this dump.
Single access,
3-foot-thick steel door.
Only way in is through
a grate in the ceiling.
Hoo... Oh. Huh.
I think I got it now.
Just stay on...
the raised ones.
Jurgen the Brutal awaits.
So, tell me,
which brother is which?
Um, how do you mean?
Which brother is which?
Which of you is Augustus
and which is Tomatoli?
Um... I am Augustus.
And I'm Tomatolik.
Augustus Kababik.
The cleverest man
in all of Jumanji.
Yes, I'm totally that man.
- And Tomatoli Kababik.
- That's me.
The bravest eunuch.
- Wait a minute, what?
- Did you say, "Eunuch"?
Tomatoli Kababik,
everyone knows the tale
of your great
and generous sacrifice.
How you gave your testicles
in order to save the region
from the floods.
There might be
a little confusion.
Of course.
Everybody knows the story
about my little brother
and his famous testicles.
- Wherever they may be.
- Wherever they may be.
All right, let's back up.
Let's go back a little bit.
- Let's clear some stuff up.
- He's super brave.
I've always been
the super clever one,
and he's always been
super brave.
- And super ball-less.
- Stop saying that!
- Both of my balls are right here!
- In spirit.
- Hey...
- They're here in spirit.
Always.
Of course.
Right, bro?
Right.
I got no balls.
There's the chest.
Okay. You're up, Grandpa.
- Who, me?
- Yes. You're the cat burglar.
- Huh?
- Your character, Ming.
- Ming?
- Yes, Ming.
Your avatar.
That's her name.
In your satchel,
you have lockpicks.
Lockpicks?
Why would I have lockpicks?
Because Ming's the cat burglar.
Don't you think one
of you should do this?
- You have the skills.
- I have the skills?
Not you. Ming.
Right. Ming.
Please don't ask who Ming is.
Not bad, huh?
Now we just gotta figure out
how to get you out of here.
Shall we?
Huh.
Now, that's cool.
Welcome. May I offer you
a piece of cake?
No! No!
No!
No, thank you.
Steady.
Ha! I'd like to see
your friend Ming do that!
We got an issue here.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Brothers Kababik,
I present Jurgen the Brutal.
At last,
we meet on this historic day.
Yes, it is so great
to meet you.
Your Honor, if that be
the Falcon Jewel
upon your thick and meaty neck,
perhaps we should...
take it.
Today we forge
an unbreakable alliance.
Your family will join me,
and land by land,
we'll take the world.
So I ask, on this historic day,
where is she?
- Uh, where's who?
- Who you talking about?
Your sister.
Soon to be my bride.
You know what? I think that
there's been a misunderstanding.
Where is your sister?
Which sister were
we talking about?
Debbie or... Brooke?
Or Sierra?
Where is your sister?
She's getting ready,
back at the hotel.
She's doing what brides do
on their wedding day.
Hanging with the girls, getting
her hair done, mani-pedi.
If you come here
without your sister...
I just might have
to cut off your heads.
- Oh, no! No, no, no. Don't.
- Hey. Hey. Hey!
- God, no.
- Hey, get off!
- No. No.
- So I'll ask one last time:
- Getting a mani-pedi!
- Where is your sister?
I'm right here.
Gwendolyn Hortencia
Lewelda Kababik?
Is that you?
Um, yes.
That is me.
Now, please,
O Brutal One,
release my brothers.
And is it your
intention, on this day,
at this hour, to wed
Jurgen the Brutal of Zhatmire?
Yep. That's my plan.
And is it your intention
to mother his children
and forge in blood
this union with your family?
Yes.
Gwendolyn Kababik...
known throughout the world
for your beauty and cunning.
And now you're mine.
Um... May I hold
the Falcon Jewel?
Of course, my bride.
Thank you.
Get it.
Jurgen the Brutal!
The Brothers Kababik
have been delayed in Gorek.
These are impostors!
- Impostors?
- Seize them!
No, no, no.
Oh, no. We can explain.
Oh, no, no, no.
I forgot to tell you one thing.
I have a boyfriend.
Get back.
Stay back.
- Stay away.
- Get back!
Get back!
- Get out of here!
- I will torch you, bitches.
I will literally
burn your face.
I'll meet the brothers
in Gorek.
Kill them all!
Go get him!
Go get the jewel!
Don't worry about us. Just go!
Backpack.
Get away! I know geometry.
I'm not messing around,
you guys. Get away!
Fridge, we're gonna die!
Anybody wanna dance
with the bride?
You want a piece?
Come on!
Nunchucks.
Awesome
We did it.
Let's go!
- Come on, come on!
- Hurry!
Whoa! Unh! Whoa!
Look!
- Is that Spencer?
- Oh, my God.
No!
Spencer!
- Oh!
- Oh!
Who are you?
I'm Dr. Smolder Bravestone.
Spencer!
- He says to get on his back.
- Who, me?
Oh, no. Milo!
- Oh, my God.
- What's he doing?
Wait.
Milo!
Yeah, Milo!
Go!
We're coming, Spencer!
"Show it to the sun."
Grandpa, the jewel!
You gotta show it
to the sun! Get ready!
Come on, Milo!
- Go!
- Come on, come on!
Yeah!
- Call out its name.
- Call out its name.
Call out its name!
Jumanji!
Jumanji!
What'd they say?
Jumanji?
Oh!
- Oh!
- Yes!
Ha, ha, we won!
- We did it!
- Hey.
Put me down.
- Put me down, goddamn it. Stop!
- Okay.
Is this what you were
looking for? This little thing?
Grandpa, you guys
were incredible.
Yeah, that's the thing about
Milo. He's got a lot of skills.
Milo and Eddie.
Milo and Eddie.
Uh, what are we doing
here now?
Whoa!
Well done,
intrepid adventurers.
You have saved Jumanji.
Again.
And now,
with your permission,
Dr. Bravestone,
I will take the jewel from here.
I will protect it with my life
and return it to the care
of the elder
at the Avian Province.
And so your work here is done.
All of Jumanji thanks you. And,
sadly, this is where we part.
I don't know
what's sad about it.
I'm ready to get
the hell out of here.
What?
Really?
Hey, guys, you're not gonna
believe this.
What'd he say?
- He says that he...
- He wants to stay.
He says somebody's gotta stay
and look after this place.
And that he's 75 years old
and he just learned how to fly.
But he won't be able
to get out.
He knows.
Oh, Milo.
I feel like I, uh,
just got you back.
Now I'm losing you for good.
"You're not losing me, buddy.
I'll always be with you."
Being your partner...
is one of the best things
I ever got to be.
He says, "Thank you."
No, no.
Thank you, Milo.
Yes!
- Take care, Milo!
- Bye!
- Go, Milo!
- So long, Milo!
Bye-bye, Mr. Walker!
That's my partner right there.
Everybody should be so lucky
to have a friend like Milo.
Come on, Grandpa. Let's go home.
Hey, guys.
Thanks for coming to get me.
You do it again, your ass
is gonna be stuck here, Spencer!
'Cause I'm not coming back!
Everybody okay?
Yeah.
Grandpa,
you okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
Holy shit.
Strike. Square one.
Counterstrike.
The fat one on the bottom?
The fat...
No, the fat one above the R.
- Okay.
- Atop number two.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- So strike, strike.
- Yeah.
- Counterstrike.
Then kick me. O.
Let me tell you something.
- Getting old...
- I know. Getting old sucks.
Getting old...
...is a gift.
I forget that
sometimes.
But it is.
What more
could a guy possibly want?
Hey, guys.
How was your day?
It was really great.
Yeah.
Spencer taught me
how to play a video game.
Oh, hell, no.
You okay, Grandpa?
Yeah.
A lot of good memories here.
Eddie.
Eddie, is that you?
Nora.
- Hey.
- Oh, hi.
Hey, guys.
- Hi.
- Hi.
What's up, bro?
So how's business?
Oh, you know how it is.
My manager quit six months
ago, moved to Philly.
Place has been kind of
a mess ever since.
It's hard to find people
who really know how to do this.
Oh, well...
I don't have to tell you this.
Mm.
So you need some help
around here?
You mean it?
I mean, I...
I'd be honored.
Well...
It's really good
to see you, Eddie.
Likewise.
Um...
Um, I'm... I'm gonna take this
where I was going and...
I'll be right back.
You guys gotta come
to New York too.
Yeah, I can't wait.
This team, forever.
Forever.
Always.
Uh, always and forever?
- Yeah, let's keep close though.
- Of course, yeah.
One thing.
Can we all agree?
Let's never go back there.
- We already agreed on that.
- That's fine.
Sorry it's so late.
Yeah, it's that time of year.
- Everyone's heaters are broken.
- Oh, it's no problem.
I'm just glad you made it.
The furnace
is right over here.
Is that
an old video game console?
Hm?
Oh, yeah, probably.
It belongs to my son.
Hm.
Yeah, I'm a big gamer.
I've never seen
anything like it.
Well, it looks like
it's broken.
Maybe you shouldn't
touch it.