1
Wake up. You're
gonna be late.
Wait.
What was my dream again?
I remember feeling trapped
in rising heat
and there were plastic or
cardboard cutouts all around me
and my gums roots were
pushing out my teeth
and the voice of a thousand
angels said to me,
"It's temporary."
Maybe that should be my mantra as
I step into what will inevitably be
the worst years of my life.
Ah yes, off to a world in which
girls are to only wear pink dresses
and boys blue pants.
Well, I dyed my uniform and
embroidered flowers on the sleeves.
Speaking of, I should probably
change into my uniform right now.
Nah, that shit's itchy.
It can wait.
Oh yea, and in my dream,
you know when the air below me was
sucking my teeth out of their sockets,
I noticed that my front
two teeth stayed
and the gap between them just
kept getting larger and larger.
How's that even possible?
I know right?
I wish my Mom wasn't passed out right now and
could at least drive me to the bus stop.
Phillipe? What are
you doing in there?
Don't scare me like that.
What was that angel's
name again?
Was it Willy or Layla?
No, I think it was Lilith.
Feel so sick.
I can't believe
we have to do this.
Do you think we'll
make any friends?
- I hope so, but at least we have each other.
- That's true.
Okay, okay. Stop. Stop.
Seriously?
What does it say?
Real mature.
Aw,
sad wittle baby! Go on!
Does the bunny wabbit
need some tissues?
I bet she has
some in her bra.
It's okay, just ignore them.
Just plastic assholes.
Crybaby, wah-wah!
Wah-Wah! Crybaby!
Wah-wah! Wah-wah,
wah-wah!
This is K-12.
I'm just looking out the
window and it's cold outside
There are two boys yelling
behind me and I'm terrified
Counting trees as
they pass me by
And I'm trying not to
look across the aisle
'Cause Maya's letting
Dan put his hand
Up her skirt and she's got
her hand down his pants
I know the driver sees it
I know he's peeking
In the rear view mirror
He says nothing
Trying to ignore it
It's fucking boring,
I'm quietly observing
I'm saying nothing
No one's watching us
Don't give a fuck
Wheels on the bus
I'm holding it down
Up in the front
Wheels on the bus
Oooh, oooh, oooh
Wheels on the bus
Now I'mma light it
up and pass it
Puff, puff and pass it
Don't be a dick and babysit
c'mon just pass it over here
Counting cars as
they pass me by
And I'm trying not to
look a row behind me
'Cause Jason's got his
ass on the glass
And I hate him,
driver hit a bump fast
I know the driver sees it
I know he's peeking
In the rear view mirror
He says nothing
Trying to ignore it
It's fucking boring,
I'm quietly observing
I'm saying nothing
No one's watching us
Don't give a fuck
Wheels on the bus
I'm holding it down
Up in the front
Wheels on the bus
Oooh, oooh, oooh
Wheels on the bus
Oooh, oooh, oooh
Wheels on the, on the bus
Oooh, ahh oooh, ooh
Wheels on the bus
No one's watching us
Don't give a fuck
Wheels on the bus
I'm holding
it down up in the front
Wheels on the bus
Oooh, wheels on the bus
Oooh, wheels on
the bus, ooh
Wheels on the bus
C'mon! Get up!
What are you doing?
Ahhhhh...
We should hang here more often.
It's so much better up here.
This isn't real...
this isn't real...
- Should we land this thing?
- Mmmm neh.
I'm gonna
jump out this window!
I don't know why people
are so scared of death.
I agree. It's just another
part of life.
You start in the womb and
you end in the tomb.
Wait a second. Where
is everybody?
I don't know if it's because
it's cold in here,
but I'm getting kind of a
creepy chill down my back.
- I love it!
- I love it!
- What even was that?
- Scary.
- What's the room number again?
- 222.
- 221.
- 223.
Class, would you
like to inform
Crybaby and Angelita of what
rule they did not follow today?
When the bell rings,
you must be in your assigned seat.
What are ya deaf? Sit
your asses down!
Sorry Ms. Daphne.
All must stand
for the pledge of allegiance.
All rise!
Henry!
On your feet!
I
pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United
States of America and to the Republic
- for which it stands.
- I'm being generous with you, boy.
- One nation under God
- Last chance to stand
- indivisible
- and show some respect.
with
liberty and justice for all.
You hear that? Liberty
and justice for all?
That's bullshit.
- Grab the boy.
- Get this one.
- Quiet!
- Get off me! I didn't do anything!
- Take him to holding.
- Put him in the back. This is what you get.
It was the middle of class
and the teacher wasn't looking
Kelly had a fat ass and
trouble was cooking
She had a boy wrapped around
her finger tight
I fell in love with him but
he wasn't in my life
The teacher gave me notes to
go out and give Kelly
She was kissing Brendan,
I got jelly
I wanted to be in her
shoes for one day
I just waited 'til recess
to make her pay
Angelita?
I'm over here.
Can you hear me?
Yea, where are you?
I'm trying
to follow your voice.
- There you are.
- Finally.
How do they expect us
to sleep in there?
I don't know. I am kind
of sleepy though.
Well, wake up. I got that
thrown at my head.
- Who drew this?
- That girl Kelly.
I think she's tryin' to like rip
my head off or something.
Well what are you gonna do?
You gotta defend yourself.
I can't defend myself. I don't
know how to fight, I just,
I don't even know
how to do that--
- Ow!
- Hold it together girl.
We are capable of doing
whatever we want. Remember?
No. I can't, it's cheating.
Do you really think we'd have these abilities
if we weren't supposed to use them?
- I don't know. I just feel like I'd have an unfair advantage.
- Well, I don't know.
Why don't you call your Mom and ask
her what she thinks you should do?
- My Mom?
- Mmhmm.
No, it's okay. She's
probably sleeping right now and honestly I
don't even think she would pick up the ph--
Fine.
She's not going to pick up.
We'll see.
Mommy why do I feel sad
Should I give him away
or feel this bad
No, no, no don't you choke
Daddy chimed in,
go for the throat
For the throat, for,
for the throat
Daddy chimed in,
go for the throat
For the throat, for,
for the throat
Daddy chimed in,
go for the throat
Class fight
Class fight
Did you see what
she was wearing?
Like it was embarrassing
for everyone,
and, like, I told her. I was trying
to be helpful. I gave her advice.
I was like, that's ugly.
And she took it like
personally.
She was getting all mad about
it, I was like I'm helping you.
- Hey, Kelly?
- Stop. Don't interrupt me.
- Shhh. Still talking.
- Yea, I--
I just don't understand
why you wouldn't take my advice.
I give really good
advice to people
and it's just a, are you
even listening to me?
- Watch out!
- Ugh!
Fight!
Fight! Fight!
Fight!
Fight! Fight!
What the fuck!
- Her face was fucked up and my hands
were bloody - What are you doing?
- Put me down you freak!
- We were in the playground things were getting muddy
The teacher broke us up after
I broke her
And my one true love
called me a monster
Mommy why do I feel sad,
feel sad, feel sad, feel sad
Would have thought
that young ladies like you would
- know better
- Quit it! My mom spent good money getting these ears done.
You have really blown it
this time. Sit down.
I mean it.
I shouldn'tve
lost control like that.
She's not a bad person, she's just
projecting her insecurities onto me.
She didn't even leave
a mark on me. I broke skin.
You said you
dress as a woman now?
Yes, I'm
transitioning. Look--
Transitioning?
No, no I can't
permit you to influence the children
with this ridiculous behavior.
And so what from now on you
want us to address you as--
Ms. Harper. Correct.
The kids really
connect with me.
I love my job and I'd really like to stay
but I need to be my most authentic self.
I am a woman.
A woman?
You hear this?
Mr. Harper you're fired.
Mmmm.
What are those?
He forces us
to take these pills.
Each color is a
different dosage.
I'm on pink. It's
the lightest dose.
Why is he forcing
medication on everyone?
To control us.
So we can't leave.
That's fucking
disgusting.
Sneaky greedy money seeking
Always peeping,
fucking creeping
Got it on the down low
So you think you're
always squeaky
What if I had told
your mother
Her son was a cruel mother
fucker hhhuhhh
It's not just me,
it's everybody
Who thinks that you're fucking
ugly when you come and hurt us
Just so you can
get your money
Forced to follow the leader
Whose being possessed
by demons
I tried to make you listen,
but you won't, it's your way
Right? Killing kids
all day and night
Prescription pills
and online fights
Shooting at the angels while
claiming you're the good guy
All you want is
cash and hype
Fuck our dreams and
that's not right
The principal
Oh, where's the principle
Oh, where's
the principle
Oh, where's the principle
Oh, where's
the principle
Oh, where's the principle
Complicated, overrated, you're
fixated and elated
By the separation in this
space that you've created
Fuck all of your rules
and guidelines
You shouldn't even
be on the sidelines
Can't you see that
we're all hurting
If you're not teaching,
we're not learning
Excuse me how much
are you earning
I tried to make you listen
but you won't, it's your way
Right? Killing kids
all day and night
Prescription pills
and online fights
Shooting at the angels while
claiming you're the good guy
All you want is
cash and hype
Fuck our dreams and
that's not right
The principal
Oh, where's the principle
Oh, where's
the principle
Oh, where's the principle
Oh, where's
the principle
Oh, where's the principle
You don't know the pain
that you are causing
Yeah, your actions hurt,
so do your words
The more you try
to fuck us over
We will be there yelling
at your front door
I tried to make you listen but
you want it your way, right
Idiots! Save him!
You pull me by my hair,
so I don't go nowhere
Tell me you love me but you
treat me like I'm never there
You say the cruelest words
Yes, they break my heart
'Cause I'm over here
working my ass off
Why is it so hard
to see, why
If I cut myself,
I would bleed, ouch
I'm just like you,
you're like me, mhmm
Imperfect and human are we
Show and tell
I'm on display for all
you fuckers you see
Show you tell
Harsh words if you don't
get a pic with me
Buy and sell, buy
and sell me baby
Like I'm a product
to society
Art don't sell
Unless you've fucked
every authority
You beg and cry for more
And yet I'm on the floor
There are strangers taking
pictures of me when I ask no more
It's really hard for me to
say just how I feel
I'm scared that I'll get
thrown away like a banana peel
Why is it so hard
to see, why
If I cut myself,
I would bleed, ouch
I'm just like you,
you're like me
Imperfect and human are we
Show and tell, show and tell
I'm on display for all you
fuckers you see, fuckers to see
Show you tell, show and tell
Harsh words if you don't
get a pic with me
Buy and sell
Like I'm a product
to society
Art don't sell
Unless you've fucked
every authority
Show and tell, ahhhem
Why can't you fucking
hear me?
Show and tell, ahhem
Are you listening yet?
Show and tell,
show and tell baby
I'm on display for all
you fuckers you see
Show you tell
Harsh words if you don't
get a pic with me
Buy and sell
Like I'm a product
to society
Art don't sell
Unless you've fucked
every authority
Ew! Gross!
Don't cut me, punch
me, just let me go
Into the nurse's office
where I float away
I'm pale as the loose leaf
paper they grow
From hollowing out all
my lungs in the snow
Yeah, I'm coughing
I'm bleeding
Band-aids won't heal it
'Cause they hate me
So I'm faking all of this
So they take me
Take me home
Give me that pink
slip of permission
This is old
I'm tired of wishing
I was ditching
Oooooo ooohhhhh ohhhhhh
Ohhhh ohhh ohhhh
Teacher can I
sit right there
This bitch behind me
is cutting my hair
No, just sit your ass down at
the chalkboard you stare
I faked up a seizure and
left then and there
Yeah, I'm coughing
I'm bleeding
Band-aids won't heal it
'Cause they hate me
So I'm faking all of this
So they take me
Take me home
Give me that pink
slip of permission
This is old
I'm tired of wishing
I was ditching
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh
No, no.
Take me home
Give me that pink
slip of permission
This is old
I'm tired of wishing
I was ditching
Ooooh oooh oooh
Ooooh ooooh ooooh
- Wait!
- Why are you leaving us here?
We need
to come with you.
Continue on and live your truth.
Do not hold fear in your heart.
Please. We don't
want to die here.
You've had many bodies before this
and you'll continue to have more.
You're immortal.
But we're exhausted.
We don't want to feel
this anymore.
We must feel the physical
pain of this world
because the only way that we can
truly learn is through experience.
Please.
Oh no. I'm gonna be
late for class.
- Who cares at this point.
- True.
- I'm so exhausted.
- The same.
- Do you hear that?
- I do.
I think it's coming
from over here.
- Should we check it out?
- Yea.
- Okay, count of three.
- One, two, three!
Woah.
Achoo!
Hello.
You all look ravishing.
Bewitching even.
- We should get to class. Bye
- Okay, see you later. Bye.
Tragedy
and comedy.
Two sides of the same
dramatic coin
and we are going to be
exploring both in this play.
Even the late comers.
Alright everyone.
Please turn to your scripts.
Look to page two and find the roles
to which you've been assigned.
Right, so about that. Um, is it
possible to get assigned a different role?
Maybe one that's
not so domestic?
Like a film director?
Or the President of the United States.
A harlot perhaps?
President? What a joke. Your kind are too
soft and too sensitive to handle a man's job.
Having a larger capacity
to feel and express emotion
are one of the many qualities that
make us superior to your kind.
Everyone's so soft,
everyone's so sensitive
Do I offend you, you're
hanging on my sentences
You can keep your costume and
you can keep your mask
I'mma take a bow so
you can kiss my ass
I never signed up for your drama,
up for your drama, up for your drama club
I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama club
They try to feed you lines
that you have to memorize
You always hide behind your
Wizard of Oz disguise
Do you even have a brain,
you're sticking to a page
You're faking all your pain,
yeah, you're bleeding on a stage
I never signed up for your drama,
up for your drama, up for your drama club
I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama club
Ooooo
I never signed up for
your drama club
Oooooooooo
For your drama club
- I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama
- Oooooo
- Up for your drama club
- Oooooo
- I never signed up for your drama,
up for your drama - Oooooo
Up for your drama club
I don't want to
be an actress
Living by a script
Who cares about practice
I don't give a shit
You're over analyzing
every word I say
There's a whole world out
there, you're living a play
Fuck your auditorium, I think
it's pretty boring and
I never signed up for your drama,
up for your drama, up for your drama club
I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama club
Ooooh
I never signed up for
your drama club
Ooooh
For your drama club
- I never signed up for your drama,
up for your drama - Oooooo
Up for your drama club
- I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama
- Oooooo
Up for your drama club
Ahhhhhh!!!
You're being brainwashed!
What is this? What is she doing?
Go get her. Go on!
Can't you see what's happening?
Open your fucking eyes!
Get off of me!
Get off!
Wake up!
- Never signed up, mmm mmmm
- Ooh ooh
- I never signed up, never signed up
- Ooooh
- Never signed up for your drama club
- Ooooh
- I never signed up for your drama, for your drama
- Ooooh
For your drama club
- I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama
- Ooooh
For your drama club
- I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama
- Ooooh
Up for your drama club
- I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama
- Ooooh
Up for your drama club
- I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama
- Ooooh
Up for your drama club
- I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama
- Ooooh
Up for your drama club
- Wanna go play tennis?
- Ooh yeah.
Finish first draft
of ethics essay.
A treatise on co-ed education.
- Boys are the problem.
- Celeste, wait up!
Oh, hey! Umm...
Did you guys find a place
to dump the principal?
- Yeah, just did it. Done deal.
- Perfect.
Did you guys know there
are actually two holes down there?
You didn't know you
had a butthole?
No, I mean in your vagina.
There are two separate holes.
- Are you sure?
- Mmhmm.
- I think I need to see a doctor.
- Hey guys.
- Yeah,
there's your urethra and vagina.
- You guys.
- Oh okay, got it. So, one hole that you can pee out of
and the other one that you
can-- -Why does no one listen to me?
Guys! The ball is floating away.
Oh, shit.
The ball!
I feel like we're
going the wrong way.
I swear
I just saw it.
Feeling unsure of my naked
body, naked body, naked body
Stand back watch it taking
shape, taking shape, taking shape
Wondering why I don't look like Barbie,
look like Barbie, look like Barbie
They say boys like girls with a
tiny waist, tiny waist, tiny waist
Now my mama's preaching
to make sure I'm pure
But I never really cared
about that shit before
Look around the room to
whoever wants me
Got boys acting like they ain't seen skin
before, seen skin before, seen skin before
Got sent home to change 'cause
my skirt is too short, too short
It's my fault, it's my fault
'Cause I put icing on top
Now the boys want a taste of
the strawberry shortcake
Strawberry shortcake
That's my bad, that's my bad
No one told them not to grab
Now the boys want a taste of
the strawberry shortcake
Strawberry shortcake,
strawberry shortcake
Got to make sure that my legs are
shiny, legs are shiny, legs are shiny
Hot wax melting burn my skin,
burn my skin, burn my skin
People all around me are watching closely,
watching closely, watching closely
'Cause it's how I look and not what I
think, not what I think, not what I think
Mikey's eyes seem to
be glued to her chest
So I'm stuffing my bra so
that mine look the best
It's my fault, it's my fault
'Cause I put icing on top
Now the boys want a taste of
the strawberry shortcake
Strawberry shortcake
That's my bad, that's my bad
No one told them not to grab
Now the boys want a taste of
the strawberry shortcake
Instead of making me feel
bad for the body I got
Just teach him to keep it in
his pants and tell him to stop
Sayin' it's my fault,
it's my fault
'Cause I put icing on top
Now the boys want a taste of
the strawberry shortcake
Strawberry shortcake
That's my bad, that's my bad
No one told them not to grab
Now the boys want a taste of
the strawberry shortcake
What's wrong, my dear?
I just don't
want to do this anymore.
I don't want to feel this pain and
I don't want to be here on Earth.
Please just take me with you.
I just want
to be up there.
The greatest power you
will hold is that of acceptance.
Any storm you face will transform
itself into a crystalline rainbow.
In divine timing.
Hey.
- Hmm?
- You there?
Yeah.
- You OK?
- Ahh, I feel so sick.
Like, this is the worst stomach
pain I've ever experienced.
Ohhhh...
Ugh, why right now!?
Well... I mean it
had to happen sometime.
It says there's
one tampon left.
Do either of you
have any change?
No.
Yes!
It's fucking empty.
Whatever. Who knows what
kind of crazy shit's in them anyways.
I mean yes, toxic
shock is real, but still
tampons should be free.
What do I do now?
Toilet paper.
Mmmph.
You good in there?
Yeah.
You sure?
Yeah,
I'm almost done.
Need me to get you
another roll of toilet paper?
That'd be great, yeah.
I think I'm going to
be late for class.
Empathize
with me here a little.
I'm sorry.
OK. Umm.
Cute sweater.
Where'd you get that from?
Just whipped a little
something up.
What? I wasn't going to walk around
looking like I sat in raspberries all day.
Get back to class!
You little bitch.
You guys. I don't know how long
I can go using this toilet paper method.
It's so annoying. It keeps
moving around down there.
Well good thing you won't have
to deal with it much longer.
Thank the Goddess.
Shit.
Are you serious?
Fuck!
- Uhh... you go ahead. Let me know how it is.
- OK, I'll cut you.
They said hey girl will
you sit with me
Table in the back,
Cafeteria C
We can be friends
if you wanna be
But only 'til the
clock hits three
After lunch we can
walk to class
Talk about the boys that
we want to smash
Talk about ways to get
a little more cash
After that I'll ignore
your ass, oh
The hassle the fighting they
all want a bite of me
Photos, more photos, then gossip
'bout hoes that they don't know
Oh, they talk shit though
I don't want no lunchbox
friends, no oh
I want someone who
understands, oh oh no
Come to my house,
let's die together
Friendship that will
last forever
No oh, no lunch box friends
No oh yeah, no lunch
box friends
Come to my house,
let's die together
Friendship that will
last forever
No oh, no lunchbox friends
No oh, no
lunchbox friends
Come to my, come to my
Friendship that will
last forever
They want a fat ass in
their brand new jeans
Want a baby in the back with
the man of their dreams
That isn't the life for me
Gotta look like a fuckin'
damn Barbie
Going on TV, people have
high expectations of me
Wanna be my best friend then
judge me if I smoke a little weed
Makes no fucking sense to me
The hassle the fighting they
all want a bite of me
Photos, more photos, then gossip
'bout hoes that they don't know
Oh, they talk shit though
I don't want no lunchbox
friends, no oh
Don't want someone who
understands, oh oh no
Come to my house,
let's die together
Friendship that will
last forever
No oh, no lunch box friends
No oh yeah, no lunch
box friends
Come to my house,
let's die together
Friendship that will
last forever
No oh, no oh, no oh, no oh
Come to my house,
let's die together
Friendship that will
last forever
No lunchbox friends, no oh
No lunchbox friends,
come to my, come to my
Friendship that will
last forever, oh
No oh, no oh, no oh yeah
Come to my, come to my
Friendship that will
last forever
No lunchbox friends, no oh
- No lunchbox friends, come to my, come to my
- Hey!
- Thank God you're back! I thought you were busy
- Friendship that will
- becoming a plastic carbon copy.
- Last forever
This is Magnolia.
- Say hi. -
- Nice to meet you ladies.
- Welcome!
- Hi.
Holy shit.
- Is she--
- One of us?
But, how do we even go up to
her? She's sitting with Kelly.
Food fight, anyone?
- Hmmmm. - Hmm.
- I like this girl.
Hmm?
What? So do I just throw it?
Pretty sure that's how
food fights go down.
- Yeah, take it, take it, take it.
- OK, fine.
OK. Three...
Two...
One...
I don't know.
Just do it already!
Okay.
Oww!
Food fight!
You're fucking
kidding me!
You're all heathens!
I'm gonna get in on this.
Uh uh, not with this hair.
I just had wash day.
Okay, so should we go up to her?
- Get out of my way!
- She's leaving with Kelly.
Let's go after them.
Yea, let's just start a parade. No.
Crybaby I think you need
to do this alone.
Okay. Wish me luck.
Alright, good luck bitch.
- So barbaric.
- Are you sure I can't?
If you don't put that
floor spaghetti down.
Man.
Oh, oh, stick it
down your throat
I'm watching from the
bathroom making sure I don't
Choke, choke from the
words you spoke
When you screamin'
at the mirror
Screaming at the mirror
Now you're sitting
in the cafeteria
Shoving clementines
and orange bacteria
Down your throat a dozen
times or near, yeah
Fooling those around
of your bulimia
You turn oranges
to orange juice
Enter there then spit
it out of you
Your body is imperfectly
perfect
Everyone wants what the
other one's working
No orange juice
Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ
Eeee ahh
ee ahh OJ
Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ
Eeee ahh
ee ahh OJ
Oh, oh, I believe you chose
To blow it on the
reading carpet
That's what happens
when you stuff it
Please say that you
won't continue
Ordering oranges
off the menu
Stuffing up your mouth
with t-t-tissue
The way you look is not
an issue
You turn oranges
to orange juice
Enter there then spit
it out of you
Your body is imperfectly
perfect
Everyone wants what the
other one's working
No orange juice
Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ
Eeee ahh
ee ahh OJ
Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ
Eeee ahh
ee ahh OJ, oooo
I wish I could give
you my set of eyes
'Cause I know your
eyes ain't working, mmmhmmm
I wish I could tell you that
you're fine, so fine
But you'll find that
disconcerting
You turn oranges
to orange juice
Enter there then spit
it out of you
Your body is imperfectly
perfect
Everyone wants what the
other one's working
No orange juice
Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ
Eeee ahh
ee ahh OJ
Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ
Eeee ahh
ee ahh OJ
Wanna know something
I've learned about bodies?
They don't define us. We aren't our bodies.
They're just temporary.
I know it seems impossible but
Try not to expect shallow
people to love you.
They don't even have the capacity
to understand how amazing you are.
And we all have to learn to love
ourselves without the approval of others.
I know. It's just extremely
overwhelming when
everyone around you is making you
feel like you aren't good enough.
As if you're not deserving the same
kind of love if you're different.
Everyone is deserving of love.
Everyone.
Crybaby, over here.
Banana!
Eat
it! Nanananana!
This is Fleur.
Lucy! What did we talk
about? Don't touch me.
Sorry, I know, I'm sorry.
Isn't that Crybaby with Fleur over there?
Ugh!
It's crazy over there.
It's chaotic.
It's Leo... It's
the principal's son.
Who started this?
It was that
bitch Crybaby.
Behind the counter.
Shut up!
I'm not a bad guy
So don't treat me bad if
I'm feeling sad alright
Please don't be mad if I
don't smile back alright
If I fuck up my words don't
think I'm absurd alright
Alright
I'm physically exhausted,
tired of my knuckles beatin'
I'm chewing gum to pass this
time of sadness, can't you see it
You're too busy seeking
selfish wishes
Don't care how I'm feeling
You write me up and say it's
love and I can't believe it
Baby can you meet me
tonight in detention
I can feel your blood pressure
rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your
mind, did I mention
Pretending everything's
alright is detention
Da da detention,
da da detention
Pretending everything's
alright is
The teachers don't
care about me
Fuck how I feel as long
as I make money
They let them do whatever
they want to me
They're the customer,
I'm chopped meat
I'm chopped meat
I'm physically exhausted,
tired of my knuckles beatin'
I'm chewing gum to pass this
time of sadness, can't you see it
You're too busy seeking
selfish wishes
Don't care how I'm feeling
You write me up and say it's
love and I can't believe it
Baby can you meet me
tonight in detention
I can feel your blood pressure
rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your
mind, did I mention
Pretending everything's
alright is detention
Da da detention,
da da detention
Pretending everything's
alright is detention
I wanna go home and you say
now is not the time
Fuck being all alone in the
back of the classroom, ahhh
Stop calling up my phone trying
to say that I've been out of line
When all I ever asked was
to go to the bathroom
Baby can you meet me
tonight in detention
I can feel your blood pressure
rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your
mind, did I mention
Pretending everything's
alright is detention
Tonight
I can feel your blood
pressure rise
Let me crawl up
into your mind
Pretending everything's
alright is detention
Okay guys, I think I have a pretty
good plan to get us out of this shithole.
Angelita I need you to
keep everyone in the gym.
Keep them in one place and
try to keep them quiet--
I caught a sparkle
of light in your eyes that day.
I bathed in it,
was transported to heaven's gates by it,
but I fall at my feet. My words
shall only be composed. I can't speak.
My inner voice
calling my outer self weak
- admiring from afar secretly--
- Crybaby?
- Earth to Crybaby. Are you in?
- Yea. Sorry.
Your job is to manipulate
the spawn of Satan himself
into letting you into his office
so we can hijack that loudspeaker
and get everyone out of here.
What's that?
- I think it's a love letter.
- A love letter form who?
- I don't know. It doesn't say.
- Okay guys,
back to the plan.
We already got rid of the
principal, so that just leaves Leo.
We walk into his
office, make a run for it and then--
- Set this place on fire?
- Exactly.
I don't know about that guys.
I agree. Fire's too clich.
I mean yea, but at this point,
what other options do we have?
Caught the teacher giving
his eyes to a student
Pouty, pretty, cute and she
bit her lip back to him
Chewing on her nails and her
pens while she's dreaming of him
And he's fucking in
sin, you know he is
She said it's for all the
right reasons baby
Don't care about grades,
just call me your lady
If I pass this quiz, will
you give me your babies
Don't call me crazy,
you love me but you won't come save me
You got a wife and kids,
you see them daily
Don't know why you
even made me
Teacher's pet
If I'm so special,
why am I secret
Yeah, why the fuck is that
Do you regret
The things we shared that
I'll never forget
Well do you tell me that
I know I'm young but my mind
is well beyond my years
I know this wouldn't last but fuck
you, don't you leave me here
Teachers pet
If I'm so special,
why am I secret
She's feeling like
a spider in a cage
You liar, you were
her desire
Now she wants to
light you on fire
But fuck it she'll still
give you a call
And a lighter when you
want to get high
And mess around
'til you get numb
She said it's for all the
right reasons baby
Don't care about grades,
just call me your lady
If I pass this quiz, will
you give me your babies
Don't call me crazy,
you love me but you won't come save me
You got a wife and kids,
you see them daily
Don't know why you
even made me
Teacher's pet
If I'm so special,
why am I secret
Yeah, why the fuck is that
Do you regret
The things we shared that
I'll never forget
Well do you tell me that
I know I'm young, but my mind
is well beyond my years
I know this wouldn't last, but fuck
you, don't you leave me here
Teacher's pet
If I'm so special,
why am I secret
Give me back my money
Didn't learn a damn
thing honey from you
Except how to lie and cheat
while inside the sheets
Stop calling me your bunny
I won't hop and
you don't own me
Do you
I bet you think you
do, well you don't
Teacher's pet
If I'm so special,
why am I secret
Yeah, why the fuck is that
Do you regret
The things we shared that
I'll never forget
Well do you tell me that
I know I'm young, but my
mind is well beyond my years
I know this wouldn't last, but fuck
you, don't you leave me here
Teacher's pet
If I'm so special,
why am I secret
I hope we don't get caught.
We should be fine.
You ever wonder who we were to
each other in a past life?
Oh, for sure.
We've probably had hundreds
of lives together.
You could've been my mom.
Yeah, or we could've been
conjoined twins.
And our parents sold us
to a fucking freak show.
- That would explain a lot.
- That would.
It's crazy how many
medical benefits mary jane has.
I know, and no one
gives her any credit.
We don't deserve her.
Wow.
Speaking of magical plants.
Can we just be honest
These are the requirements
If you think you
can be my one
And only true love
You must promise to love me
And damn it if you
fuck me over
I will rip your fucking
face apart
Step one, you must accept
that I'm a little out my mind
Step two, this is a waste if you
can't walk me down the finish line
Step three, give me passion,
don't make fun my fashion
Step four, give me more,
give me more, more
If you can't handle
a heart like mine
Don't waste your
time with me
If you're not down
to bleed, no oh
If you can't handle the choking,
the biting, the loving, the smothering
'Til you can't handle it, no
more, no more
Go home
Can we just be honest
These are the requirements
If you think you can be my
one and only true love
You must promise to love me
And damn it if you
fuck me over
I will rip your fucking
face apart
High school sweethearts,
line up
Not trying to waste my time
High school sweethearts,
shut up
If you're not my type
High school sweethearts,
line up
Not trying to waste my time
High school sweethearts,
shut up
If you're not my type
Step five, you can't be scared
to show me off and hold my hand
Step six, if you can't put in work, I
don't know what you think this fucking is
Step seven, this one
goes to eleven
If you cheat,
you will die, die
If you can't handle
a heart like mine
Don't waste your
time with me
If you're not down
to bleed, no oh
If you can't handle, the choking,
the biting, the loving, the smothering
'Til you can't handle it, no
more, no more
Go home
Can we just be honest
These are the requirements
If you think you can be my
one and only true love
You must promise to love me
And damn it if you
fuck me over
I will rip your fucking
face apart
High school sweethearts,
line up
Not trying to waste my time
High school sweethearts,
shut up
If you're not my type
High school sweethearts,
line up
Not trying to waste my time
High school sweethearts,
shut up
If you're not my type
Could you hold me
through the night
Put your lips all over my
Salty face when
I start crying
Could you be my first time
Eat me up like apple pie
Make me not want to die
Love me rough and let me fly
Get me up, yeah, get me high
Tie me down, don't
leave my side
Don't be a waste of my time
Can we just be honest
These are the requirements
If you think you can be my
one and only true love
You must promise to love me
And damn it if you
fuck me over
I will rip your fucking
face apart
High school sweethearts,
line up
Not trying to waste my time
High school sweethearts,
shut up
If you're not my type
High school sweethearts,
line up
Not trying to waste my time
High school sweethearts,
shut up
If you're not my type
You got this. Super
easy. Don't stress.
Uh, fuck.
You wanna go to the dance?
Do you wanna go to
the dance with me?
You alright?
- Hey.
- Hi.
You okay?
- Mmmhmm.
- You sure?
Yea, what's up?
Um, I uh, was looking
for you because
I wanted to ask you.
I would like you to go
to the dance with me.
- Really?
- Yea.
- Why?
- I don't know if you got my note but
Wait, he
wrote the letter?
With that poetic touch, I just
assumed it must have been written by a girl.
Damn, well, you
know what they say.
Keep your friends
close and your enemies closer.
I'd love to go with you.
Good.
- Cool.
- Okay. Great.
I know, ooo ooo oo oo ooo
Brandon why are you touching
her? Why are you touching her?
Lucy how could you do
this to me, he's mine.
You're just gonna stand there
and watch this happen?
I made you. You guys are
nothing without me.
Ughhh.
Ladies, this place looks
sort of beautiful don't you think?
It'll make some beautiful ashes.
I'm really nervous. Should we
really be doing this?
It'll be fine. Tonight's
the night.
Just stick to the plan.
I made it. It's meticulous.
You'll be okay.
Ladies. You know what
you've gotta do.
- Yep.
- Wait. Why is she here?
Angelita, do you
wanna dance with me now?
Don't you wanna fuck
off now? Ugh.
There is no way in hell you
had enough time to get rid of Leo.
- Yea, shouldn't you be up there?
- Where?
- The loudspeaker.
- Yea. Why aren't you up there?
Okay, so I got asked
to the dance by Leo.
- What?! -I know.
- Girl. Seriously?
You let that monster
manipulate you?
- Well--
- Even I didn't abandon ship this time,
and trust me, I wanted to.
I thought we were actually going
to get out of this place for good.
Look, I'm sorry.
I am.
Seriously?
- Look, I don't know, I guess I was just--
- Being selfish.
Forget it.
- Wait!
- Nope. It's fine, just let her go. It's fine.
You fucked up the whole plan.
And all for some asshole who
doesn't even like you.
Real smart.
Eh, don't
beat yourself up.
- Ow.
- Ugh.
Good
evening and welcome to K-12's
150th school dance.
This isn't part of the plan.
- Woo!
- Woo!
Now, before I let you all get
back to dancing all night,
quite
literally, I would just like to say
just one thing.
Crybaby.
I know what you've been up to.
I've been
watching you for a long time now.
And did you all think that you
could just kill my father,
get away with it, have
your nice little dance
- and leave?
- Yes.
I don't think so Seniors.
Not tonight.
The doors are locked.
So dance. Dance!
Dance!!
I was too young
to see the truth
In my grandma's lap
I'm drowning in her perfume
- What's happening?
- What's going on?
Too naive to even care
- About the words she whispered
-I mean I can't stop.
- While she brushed out my hair
-We gotta do something guys.
People gonna say
- If you need a break someone will take your place, people
- I mean I love dancing
- Gonna try
- but this is kinda ridiculous.
- To tell you that you're fine
- We need to find Crybaby
- With dollars in their eyes
- and stop this now.
Just remember, don't let them
fuck you honey, no oh
Don't let them try, oooohhhh
Don't let them hurt you baby
Just say recess I'm tired
Sitting in my room
Looking at all I've done
Everything I wanted
has come to fruition
- I should be happy
- My powers won't start.
- But I can't get out my bed
- I've lost control.
Yea, I can't
use mine neither.
- Stressing about the voices
- Where is she?
- Screaming inside my head
- My legs are killing me
People gonna say
If you need a break, someone
will take your place
People gonna try
To tell you that you're fine
with dollars in their eyes
Just remember
- Hello miss.
- Don't let them fuck you honey, no oh
- Can I help you? -Hi, I'm Lorelai.
- Don't let them try
- I'm here to apply for the assistant position.
- Don't let them hurt you
- Um. Yea.
- Baby, just say
- The assistant position.
- Recess I'm tired
Where has my time
gone and my mind
Gone, I can't find euphoria
When I get upset,
I think in my head
Back to what she said
People gonna say
If you need a break, someone
will take your place
People gonna try
To tell you that you're fine
with dollars in their eyes
Just remember,
don't let them
- Where is she? -I can't do this anymore.
- Fuck you honey, no oh
Don't let them try, oooooo
- Crybaby where are you?
- Don't let them hurt you baby
Just say recess I'm tired
You know, I've
always had this fantasy.
- What's that?
- Of getting nailed in a really confined space.
- Really?
- Mmhmm.
Well you are in luck.
I had a dream like this once.
- Me too.
- Woah, woah, woah!
You bitch, let me out.
Hey! Hey!
Woah!
- Yes!
- Yes!
Everybody,
evacuate the school immediately. Go, now!
- She's safe.
- Come on, let's go
Move, move! Get out,
get out!
Hey, let's go! Come on!
Hey! Shit.
What do I do?
Oh my God. Think. Think.
- Hey! Hi.
- Shit! You have to go downstairs.
It's alright, I didn't mean to
startle you. I'm here to help.
Look, I appreciate that
but I really have to--
I'm Ben. I'm the one who
wrote the love letter.
Okay. How do we destroy
this place?
- I don't know what to do. Do you have any ideas?
- Uh.
- Do you know how to blow spit bubbles?
- What?
What are you talking about?
Why?
We can trap the school.
- We can lift the school up in a bubble.
- I don't know.
Okay, let's try it.
- Where's Crybaby?
- I don't know.
- Have you guys seen Crybaby?
- No.
That's-- Look.
- Are you ready?
- Yea.
- I mean no. I haven't really
done this before so I can't--
- Ben. It's our only option.
- Sorry.
We have to try this, okay?
Okay. You're right.
You're right.
Woah.
Well damn.
Pinch me I'm dreaming. Ow.
Holy shit, we don't have much
time until we're too high up.
We need to jump. Right now.
on the count of three.
If we jump, we'll die.
Fear of death is irrational
right now Ben.
Either we die in a few minutes,
or we attempt to live
right now. Okay?
Now.
Ahhhhh!
Oh, ahh.
What the fuck just happened?
That's it.
- Il y a du sang partout.
- What does that mean?
There's blood everywhere.
I don't really know French.
It's just something I
picked up as a kid.
Had a French nanny.
What?
Oh my God, it's Lilith!
Guys come on!
Are you coming?
I've never fit into
any category
Always deemed an outcast
Since I was in Sunday school
And all the cool kids
said I was weird
It's exactly the
same they say
Why do you dress that way?
Why do you act that way?
Why aren't you just like me?
So is that what you really wanna
say to me, you playing games with me
Telling me you're for
my kind, still you abandon me
Calling me words I'm not,
painting a picture that's false
You must not know my heart
But I know it isn't
your fault
You live in a world
in your clutch
You don't get out very much
Living in a fake world
Filled with facades and
chaotic behavior
You pull the lever for fun
Yell fire then you just run
Fire drill, what would happen
if a nuke just hit?
Would you say bye
to your family?
Would you post about it?
Fire drill, if it all went up
in flames one day
Would you give your mom a hug
before your house burned away?
It kills, I wish the
best for you and
You think I ignore you too
But really I'm trying
to live my own life
And be present more, and so
should you, it's alright to
Crying inside
'Cause nothing I say
ever comes out right
We're on the same side
If I'm honest with you,
you just run and hide
I'm bad at public
speaking but
I'm speaking now so
hear me out, shut up
I personally believe that
everyone is fully capable
Of more than what
they're doing
All of the bullying, all of
the screwing around with people
They don't even really know
Eating a hate souffl and
an angry bitter sorbet
All because you were
bored one day
Losing your wits
and your grace
Fire drill, what would happen
if a nuke just hit?
Would you say bye
to your family?
Would you post about it?
Fire drill, if it all went up
in flames one day
Would you give your mom a hug
before your house burned away?
It kills, I wish the
best for you and
You think I ignore you too
But, really I'm trying
to live my own life
And be present more, and so
should you, it's alright to
I am not the government
I am not the fucked up men
I am not a part of anything
that is hateful
Love is seeping out my pores,
I don't hold anger anymore
Even for people who hurt
and betray me, okay
I am not the government
I am not the fucked up men
I am not a part of anything
that is hateful
Love is seeping out my pores
I don't hold anger anymore
Even for people who
hurt and betray me
Fire drill, what would happen
if a nuke just hit?
Would you say bye
to your family?
Would you post about it?
Fire drill, if it all went up
in flames one day
Would you give your mom a hug
before your house burned away?
It kills, I wish the
best for you and
You think I ignore you too
But, really I'm trying
to live my own life
And be present more, and so
should you, it's alright to
I'm getting out of here.