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Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time (2003)
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[Music playing] uh-Huh nothin' to it, you follow I tell you something you don't know take a look at me now got plenty goin' on my own you have got to, you have got to you have got to work it out uh-Huh uh-Huh [Drums playing] uh-Huh you work it out uh-Huh you work it out Ow-Ow-Oww! Wow-Wow-Wow-Wow-Wow! Who invited him back this year? Bonnie, Ron is a member of the squad, Like it or not. You got it goin' on, bonbon. I choose not. Yeah. I think she's warming up to me. [Music playing] First practice of the new school year, And I was in the zone. Boo-Yah! K.P., our future is bright. I predict this is going to be the best school year ever. I guess it's off to a good start. Good start? Kim, it hurricane rocks. I mean, we have all our classes together, All day together. It's like a pre-K flashback. Without nap time. Ah, nap time... You don't know what you got until it's gone. I have a feeling the nap time void Will be filled by latin class. Which reminds me... We're taking latin class why? Are you kidding me? I can't wait for latin class... The salsa dancing, the salsa eating. [Slurps] ahh. I already know my research project... The down low on j. Lo. Ron, this is latin, as in the language... The dead language. No salsa? No j. Lo. No big. We're in it together, and that's what counts. Oh, did I tell you Mary Giereanu Actually said hi to me? To me! Do you know how this bodes? Well? Yes. Well boding all around. Finally, for once in my life, All signs are good. Uh, Ron, what's with this? "For sale"? So sorry. There's been a terrible mistake here. Oh, whew. Because I thought that maybe... "Sold"? "Sold"? Sold. Sold? I'm moving? Ron: why didn't you tell me? Actually, sweetie, The sign was our way of telling you. We thought it'd be easier this way... for us. You see, out of the blue, I was offered a fabulous new job. But wait. Oh, what about dad? I'm an actuary. I can work anywhere People attach a dollar value to human life. But why do we have to move? My new boss Ms. Ogehs said she wants me Right there with her at the home office. It'll be an adventure. Wait. Where is the home office? Norway. Norway. Norway? [Yelps] ohh. It's not the end of the world. Are you kidding? This will alter the course of life as we know it. Exaggerate much? Ok, fine, it's the end of my world. The perfect school year just went down the tubes, And the possible-Stoppable team is right behind it. [Whoosh] Nice. What are you talking about? Rufus... He just sounded like a toilet. No, no, the end of the possible-Stoppable team. Think, Kim. How are we going to make that work From different continents? Uhh. Well, it... It'll be tricky, but doable. You really think so? Ron, I couldn't save the world without you. [Whoosh] Ok, now, see, you're just overdoing it. Mmm. Sorry. You can't pack bric-A-Brac In the knickknack box. Sorry, hon. Well, we'll just have to cross our fingers And hope for the best. Ronald, let's move! [Choked up] well, Kim, I guess, uh... I guess this is it. [Choked up] yeah. Yeah, I... I guess. [Sobs, blows nose] Uh, here. I... I had wade whip this up for you. My own kimmunicator. Correction... Ron-Nunicator. You can call me or beep me, You know, if you want to reach me. I'm not going to cry. [Sobbing] Courage, little man. [Truck horn honks] Father: let's go, Ronald. 4 hours early for international flights. [Dramatic music playing] [Sniffles] have fun in latin class. [Engine starts] [Sighs] good-Bye, Ron. Are you taking latin? Ron's idea. I wish he were here to suffer with me. You miss him a lot, huh? We've been tight for so long. How can you miss him? He calls every 5 minutes. [Beeps] Heh. Right on schedule. How's the flight, Ron? 9 hours to Norway. Ow! Uh, focus on the movie. You'll get through this. I know it's going to be tough, honey, But a little something like distance Won't come between you. Come between who? Me and Ron. He moved to Norway. What? No way! This stinks. We wanted Rufus to test pilot... the jiminator. You mean timinator, don't you? Boys, you know what Ive said About rocket fuel in the house. Aw, mom. This is totally safe. [Crash] Whoops. Whoops. Uh... hicka bicka boo? Hooshah! [Beeps] 'sup, Ron? The movie's in Norwegian... or french or something. I'm not sure. Ew. Ew! Ohh. I get the feeling that keeping in touch with Ron Isn't going to be a problem. [Beeps] Ron? It's the middle of the night. Sorry, K.P. Am I 9 hours ahead or behind you? [Yawns] Ill let you know when Im conscious. Kim, I got to know. Has Mary Giereanu said, You know, like, "hi" to anybody else? Ron, night time... Sleep. Oh, ok. Sleep tight, K.P. [Beeps] Kim, I... Oh, hey, Ron. Hey, hey, right back at you, wade. How's Norway? Icy. Wade, what's the sitch? And can it wait until morning? Sorry, Kim, robbery in progress. Someone's breaking into the tri-City museum. I'm on it. Ron: me, too. I'll be right there. Ron, you're halfway around the world. Kim, you said we'd still be a team, So no matter what it takes, Ill be there. [Dramatic music playing] Kim: back off, monkey fist. Oh, super. The cheerleader. Hey, at least I have human hands and feet. Right. Too bad. I'd rather fancy a real challenge. [Both grunting] Huh? ZI[cackling] [Groaning] Say "uncle," monkey... or "monkey's uncle. " I'll accept either. Not likely. Golf ball. [Beeping] [Gasps] [Boom] Unh! I practically gift-Wrapped her for you. How could you miss? Oh, the lassie will not stand still. Duff Killigan and monkey fist? Working together? Grr! Oh! [Grunting] [Snarling] [Clank] Two against one... How exciting. Oh, it's not just the two of us. Oh, and Im supposed to be surprised That Drakken's behind me? Oh, how does she do that? A ninja you're not. Unh! Uhh. Aha! But she is. Hey! Ha ha! High five. Shego, high five. Uhh! Why you got to leave me hanging like that, yo? I thought it would be nice If somebody here looked competent. Don't get lippy, shego. Can we just get the monkey thing Before her goofy sidekick shows? Right. Drakken: where is the buffoon anyway? Shego: who knows? Duff: who cares? [Music swells] [Pants] Im here, Kim! Kim? Kim, banging on lid: get me out of here! R- R-Rufus. Uhh! Unh! Unh! Huh? Mummy, in there... Alive. Ron. It knows my name. I'm cursed! I'm cursed! [Beeps] huh? Hello? Ron, open the sarcophagus. Heh! Sorry about that, K.P. Yeah. Better late than never. Curator, gasping: the idol! The tempus simia idol! Yeah. Bad news on the headless monkey front, sir. Headless monkey? Man, what did I miss? The tempus simia idol, purported to have Dark, mystical powers. Centuries ago, the head was taken To a far corner of the globe And hidden away forever. Must've been one ugly monkey. Many believe that if the tempus simia Were ever made whole, It could be used for unspeakable... Monkeyshines? Evil. Evil. Naturally. And monkey fist has it. And Drakken and Killigan. No way! The villains teamed up, And I missed the whole deal? So much for the bright future. So not the drama, Ron. We can make this work. I'll see what I can dig up on this tempus simia thing, And you'll, well, um... be in Norway. [School bell rings] Ok, quiz time. Drakken, monkey fist, and duff Killigan Are working together to... it's a "rule the world" thing. Gotta be. So, what's the power of the monkey? Easy. Everybody fears monkeys. No, that's just you, Ron. I'll stick to my theory. Ok, they've got to be looking for the head, right? Wade, can you hack into The global justice spy satellites? In my sleep. Then take a nap and scan for Drakken. On it. So, Ron, how's it going? I'm kind of worried about you. Uh-Uh. Worry not, K.P. Ron stoppable can adapt. Yeah. Heh heh. What's that you're eating? Lamb and cabbage stew. Mm-Mmm. Yum. Lamb and cabbage stew? Yep. Norway's second most popular dish, Right behind meatcakes. Right. Everybody loves meatcakes. Heh heh. Oh, yeah. I got the mad love for the meatcakes. Sounds like you're adjusting. Oh, ja. That's Norwegian... or french. Great. Ok, I got to run. Latin class. I... Oh, sorry. I know how much you wanted to take that. Ok. Latin, schmatin. I've got lamb and cabbage. [Both slurp] [Beep] [Both gagging] I need bueno nacho. More meatcakes, honey? No! No meatcakes! No meatcakes! [Dramatic music playing] Nothing's happening. Why is nothing happening? Something should be happening, shouldn't it? Patience. When the idol is near its head, The tempus simia will clap. There's no such thing as mystical monkey power. You wouldn't know mystical monkey power If you held it in your tiny little hands. Aye, they are wee small digits. [Cymbals clink] Uh, guys... Ill let my wee fingers do the talking, Mr. Skirty pants! Guys. Can you two buffoons take this outside? At 30,000 feet? Precisely. [Clink] guys! What? The monkey clapped. [Clinking] [All gasp] We're getting close. Monkey power rules. [Dramatic music plays] [Sighs] You, me, and bueno nacho, And we're gonna grande-Size it, girl. [Eating noisily] [Belches] So, Ron enough for you? Thanks, Monique, but there's no substitute. [Beeps] What's the sitch, wade? I've tracked down team Drakken. Where to? Deep in the Australian outback. Better tell Ron. What time is it there? Uh... bedtime, apparently. You know, as cold as Norway is, It's even colder at 2:00 a. m. [Teeth chattering] It's summer in Australia. I'm there, Kim. Next stop, Austria. No, no, Australia. Right. Save me some strudel. [Sighs] he'll never make it. [Gasps] maybe I need a plan "b. " Me? I'm plan "b"? Kim, I don't think I can. You're puppy dog pouting now, aren't you? No, not at all. Ah, you got me. Boo-Yah! [Music playing] Right, Sheilas. You're on your own from here. That's cool. Wade set us up. [Metal scraping] Hey, mine isn't... Aah! Maybe a little less Ron-ish. [Rock music playing] Uh, ok. [Screaming] [Clinking] Warmer, warmer. Ooh, colder. Warmer, warmer! [Clinking faster] Ha! I'm white hot! Hmm. The head must be under here. All right, on 3. 1, 2, 3! Ohh! Aah! Uhh! I cannae do it alone! Hmm. Ahh. There. A mystical monkey doorknob. Hoist me up, Killigan. I'll turn it. With those wee bairny hands? Ha! Dream on, blue boy. Hmm. Mutant show-Off. [Energy surges] [Rumbles] Hmm. Why do you get to go first? Ach. Why do you? Waffle away, gents. I'll be getting a head. Kim: excellent formation, boys. All: aah! Ohh! Uhh! Your landing needs a little work. Kim possible? Why do you always act so surprised? Hmm. I don't know. Whoa! Watch out! Uhh! Who's she? Where's the buffoon? I'm... I'm Monique. I... I'm really just filling in. Nice to beat you. My face needs space! Ow! Uh, uh, maybe I should handle shego. I'll play through, then. Fore! You hit golf balls? [Scoffs] that's your big villain schtick? My dad does that. Unh! Golf balls that explode? Welcome to my world. Yeah. Can we focus here, Kimmie? [Grunting] [Dramatic music playing] Ooh! I think I need to train some more... Like... Like, 20 years more. Aah! Uhh! Grr! Um, Kim, her hands are glowing. Yeah. Avoid those. Raah! [Whimpers] [Beeping] [gasps] [Boom] All par for the course, lassie. [Boom boom] Aah! Uhh! Boo. Aah! Heh heh heh! Monkey fist: triumph! [Airplane engine roaring] Ok, I liked the land surfing part, But the fighting the freaks part, Yeah, I could live without. Ron: K.P.! I made it! Huh? Uhh. Ohh. Uh-Oh. Did we miss them again? Yeah. But this time... bad guys, two, good guys, zero. Guten tagy, Birgit. Today, Id like to order off the menu. Are you familiar with the naco? Lamb and cabbage stew. Next. Huhh! Yuck! [Beeps] Ooh, saved by the bell. What's the sitch? Ha ha ha! That felt kinda cool. Wade turned up some dirt on the tempus simia idol. Great. So, what's it do? Still a mystery, but we do know There's a temple of the tempus simia In central Africa. You think we'll find evil incorporated there? Mmm. That's where they have to put the head on the monkey. Yeah, this ancient magic stuff, It's always so complicated. I'm sure the mystic monkey monks had their reasons. Uh, excuse me. Private talkie. Do you mind? Rude enough? I am so over blondes, Kim. No novelty value whatsoever here. Ok. Meet me in Africa? This time, I swear I won't be late. Go! Ha ha! I am flooring it! Waah! Waah! Yaah! Yaah! [Grunts] Giddy-Up already! Oh, come on. You're slower than the camel! Ron: aah! Uhh! Ow. Ron? Sorry Im late. This elephant totally copped a 'tude with me. Ron, it's cool. You're right on time. Wow. The tempus simia temple is just over that ridge. [Dramatic music playing] 1, 2, 3. Ha! Rock beats paper. Are you daft, man? Paper beats rock. Everyone knows that. Oh, come now. That doesn't even make sense. How can flimsy paper possibly beat The raw density of stone? Monkey fist: it is time! Our moment is at hand. Finally. Pardon me for making you wait a few minutes To dominate the world, But the magic won't work Unless the head is reattached precisely at noon. Why is this ancient magic stuff Always so complicated? Toss me the monkey noggin. What? No! Using mystical monkey power was my idea. The honor should be mine. No, mine! I am stuck with the freak stooges. Hey, guys, why don't you work as a team And put the stupid head on together? But I hate sharing. No sharing. Then we shall not share... Together. Yes. [All grunting] [Sighs] Less than a minute now. Kim: sorry. Can't wait that long. I've got a latin test, and, wow, Id hate to miss that. You don't stand a chance, possible. It's three against one. Excuse me? Ok, 2 against 4, if you count the sidekicks. Honestly, why do I bother? get up on ya feet now gonna rock the place can't you see the smile on my face? give it to me high, give it to me low give it to me, here we go get up on ya feet now Boo-Yah! can't stop now, we're crawlin' on through Nice toss. Unh! get up on ya feet now hyped up, psyched out, ready to go say you gotta believe, you gotta put on a show everybody's on the floor, takin' it to the max face to face, now we're comin' back hear the noise and feel the heat from block to block and down every street don't have to run when you get the call... You know, in this light, you're kinda cute. so make some noise, all you girls and boys come on hurry! we're ready to roll, fire it up, fire it up Kim: Im open! Gotcha, K.P.! can't you see the smile on my face? give it to me high, give it to me low give it to me, here we go get up on ya feet now [Whoosh] [Dramatic music playing] So long, Kim possible. We'll meet again in time. [Laughing] Oof! We... lost. We seem to be doing that a lot lately. Ron: sorry, Kim. I thought you were going to zig when you zagged. Zig? I always zag in that sitch. Really? Oh, man. We are so out of sync. Yeah, no doubt. Well, I guess that's what happens When you live on opposite sides of the globe. [Sighs] it's not working, is it? The save the world thing? I don't think so, K.P. You, um, ahem, you better go it alone. [Gulp] yeah. I guess Id better. Still friends? Always. Heh. I've got, um, Ive got something in my eye, Kim. I'm gonna talk to you later. [Beep] Ohh! "Tempus... time?" [Gasps] "Simia... monkey. " Tempus simia... Drakken: we'll meet again in time. Time monkey?! [Whoosh] [Dramatic music playing] Rufus?! I am Rufus 3000. I have come for you from the future. This just got so much weirder. Hicka bicka boo. Huh? Hicka bicka boo. [Beep] wade, Rufus just zapped into my bedroom And he's talking like the tweebs. Kim, Rufus is in Norway with Ron. Did you say, "Rufus is talking?" Yeah. Check this out. [Whirs] [Beeping] Uh, Kim, I don't think that's Rufus. He's totally Rufus! Except for the, you know, talking part. I am known as Rufus 3000. I come from the future. Ok... you're from the year 3000? No, but I am one of 3,000 Hyper-Evolved descendants of Rufus prime. Wade, give me the super genius take on this. I'm definitely picking up time cooties. Really? No! There's no such thing as time cooties. Actually, there are, and they really itch, But we must focus on a more important issue... The fate of the world. Um, could you be more specific? It will be clearer if I show you. [Whoosh] [Gasps] [Gasps] step forward. [Humming] Who-O-Oaa! Oof! [Ships buzzing] No way! Drakken did it? He took over the world?! [Portal whooshes] Huh? Uhh! Unh! How does that happen? The supreme one took power with cruel swiftness. No one knows exactly what happened. We believe that time travel is the key. Somehow the supreme one tampered with your past. Time travel? The time monkey! Exactly. Tempus simia. But what can I do? History tells us that you are the only one To have defeated the supreme one In the pre-Tempus simia era. But if the supreme one Has the time monkey in the future, Or the past... Or... Wow. Aah! Brain pain. Time travel does that. All I know is Im stuck in the now And Im fresh out of time monkey. This is a chrono-manipulator. Big enough? Beats strapping a monkey to your wrist. True. This is your ticket to time travel. Use it in victory. Cool! Mind if I scan the specs? No! The time stream has been polluted enough! In fact, I must return to my own time Before I corrupt the past even further. Also, Im making cookies. Cookies? Fighting an evil overlord works up a fierce appetite. I hear that! Kim possible, the fate of the future, Humanity, and the planet earth itself Rests in your hands. But no pressure. Hooshah! [Whoosh] Guys, guys, guys, ok, yeah, we got the time monkey. Whoo-Hoo! Yay for us. But we need a plan. A smart plan. Sidekicks are to be seen and not heard, shego. We need a plan. A smart plan. We're listening. I have run a computer analysis Of Kim possible's life and have calculated The exact day when she will be most vulnerable. Sounds smart. We must go undercover... Using this juvenator. Juvenator? What's a... [Gasps] [squeak] Cool! Ok, just got dumb. [Squeak] [Squeak] [Gasps] Im a wee laddie! Drakken, why on earth are we toddlers? Because our target Is Kim possible's first day of pre-School! Ha ha ha ha! Ooh! I felt my baby sister kick! Kim, remember, it might be a baby brother. Might be 2! Don't even joke. Mommy, I want to stay With you and daddy and my baby sister. Now, kimmie-Cub, if you did that, You'd miss out on your first day of pre-School. Maybe I don't want to go. Kimmie, we know your first day Might seem a little scary... but as soon as you make a friend, You'll see what a super time you're in for! What if I can't make a friend? Kimmie-Cub, There's something you must never forget. Always say please and thank you? Yes, that, but I also want you to remember That anything is possible for a possible. Ok. That's my girl. Remember when I became the Middleton mad-Dog? Ohh, yeah. All the other cheerleaders thought it was stupid But Kim... My friend Kim... Well, actually, she thought it was stupid, too. Mmm. Uh-Huh. But Kim came around eventually. I think. Perhaps the greatest day of my life... the bueno nacho grand opening. Kim gave me a ride. Huh? I didn't know how to ride a two-Wheeler yet, And you can't take your trike To a restaurant opening. It's just not done. Ohh, yeah. Mm-Hmm. Ah, pre-K. That's where K.P. And I first met. Right after nap time. Hmm, there I am. There's Kim. [Rumbling] [Gasps] [Blblblbb] [Chattering] [Gasps] What the heck? Ok, say "cheese!" Class: cheese! Cut it out! Ha ha! What do we have here? 3 bad little boys. You are a boy, right? Aye! Young man, where are your shoes? I, oh, uh, lost them. I'd check around the monkey bars. Ha ha ha! [Snoring] That was a most productive morning. Indeed! Pigtail pulling, dolly stealing... [laughing] [Snoring] Killigan! Does somebody here need a time out? Oh, no, teacher. We'll be little angels. Until we hit the playground. Then we will crush Kim possible's spirit. [Snickers] Ugh! How long can it take To crush the spirit of a 4 year old? This is low, even for you, shego. Not my idea. I'd go lower. You like time travel? Allow me to knock you into the next century. Unh! Allow me to make you history. [Laughing] Huh? Hey! Give it! It was my turn! Oh, it was your turn. We had no idea. Here. Psych! Thanks. Ron: leave her alone! It's her turn! Taking turns is the basic foundation of pre-School! The jungle law of daycare is behind us! We have structure! We have rules! Get him. Aah! [Villains laughing] I'm warning you! I have an imaginary friend. He's huge. Rufus! Hey, bullies! Hi... yah! [Gasps] Yaah! Yaah! [Crash] [Squeak] Shego, help! The wee lassie's a savage! Oof! Oh, no, she's here! The little brat? The big brat! Hey, guess what? Free swim in the time stream is over. Mission not accomplished, I presume. I had a lovely nap. Mmm, we're regrouping. Fear not, gentlemen. Time is on our side. Drop it! [Crackling] Unh! Ow! [Whoosh] Kim possible, have you stopped the supreme one? Not. And they escaped with the time monkey. Well, have a cookie. They're peanut butter. Thanks. I will return to the future and scan the time stream. We must determine Where the supreme one will strike next. Where can I drop you off in the early 21st century? No, thanks. I'll just wait here in the good old days. Did that one kid have opposable toes? You're weird, but I like you. [Crackling] Where are we, Drakken? [Sniffs] it reeks of Middleton. Indeed! The Middleton of the not-Too-Distant past. To be precise, The day kimpossible. com went online. Aye. Back before the bubble burst. It's so cool that we both got new computers. Yours is new? Man! I got stuck with my dad's old one. Ooh, sorry. Hey, can you get online? Uh-Huh. I'm researching hairless pets. Your dad's allergies, huh? My parents finally said I could get a pet... But no fur... And you'd be surprised how many mammals have fur. I'm making my own website. What for? Baby-Sitting jobs and stuff. You know, helping people out? How about a hairless cat? Way too freaky. Ok, type in "kimpossible. com. " [Modem squealing] Loading... loading... "Kim possible. She can do anything. " Yeah, you know, it sounds a little braggy. It's like a commercial, Ron. It's supposed to be braggy. She just set up her website. So what is your plan, Drakken? Do enlighten us. When young Kim possible goes on her first mission, We'll make sure she fails. This time her spirit will be crushed! Oh, we tried crushing her spirit. Can we nae simply crush her? I'm with the mad golfer on this one. [Squeak] No, no, listen! We'll infiltrate her life as fellow pre-Teens. Lame! [Zap] Shego! Have you forgotten the talk we had About hurting with our words? Listen, you're better off with their approach. If you can figure out a way to crush Kimmie, Her spirit won't really be an issue. The legends of a long-Gone mystical sect Speak of a being that would be exactly what we need. [Whoosh] If you need me, I'll be in the third century Satsuma province. Is this another monkey temple? Not at all. Gorilla. So, what was the lassie's first mission? Something about an eccentric billionaire collector. Mr. Paisley, I assure you, This security system is the best money can buy. No thief could survive the laser web. So my flamingoat will be safe? Yes, Mr. Paisley, Your extensive and vaguely disturbing Collection of plush is 100% secure. Because the flamingoat is the rarest... both: ... of the cuddle buddies. Only 10 were made. Ooh, ooh, how does it work? Do I press the red button? No! Not the red button! [Beep] aah! The laser web is lethal. Don't move a muscle. Don't even flinch. [Moaning] [Zap] ow! Uh, Mr. Mchenry, how do we turn it off? We would need the remote for that. Don't panic. Let me think. I've got it! Team impossible! Who? Team impossible... Super secret commando squad. This is what they train for. [Zapping] Just have to access their website... @[beeping] Try-Outs. Hate 'em! Who's next? Kim possible. Tin teeth? I gave her a routine no girl can do. [Ping] [Exhales] [Music starts] ohh e is for everybody, pe is for everybody close your eyes and count to 10 let's do the alphabet again keep pushing up, this night will never end [Squeaks] [Panting] [Snap] [Clapping] Fine. You make the squad. Barely. Yes! Kim, you got a hit on the site! A major hit! Ugh, baby-Sitting the turner twins again? No, danger major! Danger? Somebody needs your help like now! Ahem. Kim, you're just starting practice. Oh, I know. I'm sorry. I'll never, ever ditch again. I swear! Thanks, Mrs. Mahoney, For driving us all the way to Upperton. It's the least I could do Since you rescued tabby from that tree. No big. See ya! You're sure this is the right address, Ron? Yep! Someone's trapped in there. Hmm, I don't know. This seems like The kind of stuff the police should handle. Truth in advertising, Kim. Your website says you can do anything. Now it sounds braggy. [Sighs] ok, first step. Getting inside. Hey, Ive got a little something that might help. What is that? A naked mole rat! I just got him yesterday at smarty mart. A naked mole rat? [Yawns] P1 I named him Rufus. It's cute, huh? Where is monkey fist? [Sighs] Im working with a man named monkey fist. My evil career is so in the toilet. Say, Rufus, buddy, You think maybe you could open these gates for us? Uh-Huh. Naked mole rats... Pets of the future. [Clattering] Ta-Dah! A naked mole rat... gross but handy. Want to hold him? I'll pass. Ron: what are those red things? Lasers. Yes, we would like to have those shut off, please. Paisley, you can relax. Team impossible can handle this. Uh, yes, that's us! Good name. We could use that. Just tell me what I need to do! Get that remote, But avoid the beams at all costs! Um, ok. [Exhales] [Music playing] you're unstoppable Unh! Kim, Kim, Kim possible it's just you doing the impossible it's you you're practically unstoppable it's you totally unstoppable it's you, it's you, it's you you're Kim possible Oh! Unh! Boo-Yah, Kim! A cheerleader?! That'd be Kim possible! She can do anything! Look us up online. We're world-Wide, baby! It's over. Hairy hands blew it. He has the power of time travel And he's late! [Whoosh] Calm yourself, Killigan. I have returned... and Ive brought a little piece of the past with me. [Clang] Is that a flamingoat? But that's the rarest cuddle buddy! They only made 10! 10! This so blows my pandaroo out of the water. I never thought Id even see one of these. Now my life is complete. Perfect. So you won't mind if we end it! [Roaring] Giant monkey! Aah! That is sick and wrong! Mr. Paisley, I suggest we hide. Kim possible, Meet the stone guardian of Satsuma... or should I say, meet your doom! Ah ha ha ha ha! Aah! Giant monkey! What did I ever do to you? Nothing yet, but you will. Yes, in time, you shall hand Each of us humiliating defeats. Aye, and it's a deep hurt. Buckle up, boys. The hurt is on. Kim possible?! Times two! Aah! Giant monkey! Uhh! Uhh! Anybody want to explain any of this to me? I'm you, from the future. Ok, this is a 9.7 on the weirdness scale. Oh, you'll get used to it. Trust me. Look out. Well, monkey fist, I must admit, I had my doubts. Aye. Me, too. This actually seems to be working. No... Listen closely. I can't believe it. I've told Drakken a thousand times... No clones! I am not a clone. You're not? I'm you, from the future. Uhh. I hate time travel. [Dramatic music playing] [Roars] Am I the only one who sees the giant monkey?! Listen, we don't have a lot of time. Ok, actually, we do. Well... we will. When you want to make sense, Just let me know. Grab the time monkey. Why? You need the time monkey. Can't I just use yours? No, this is mine! Ok, well, actually, it's yours, too. It's the one you're gonna steal, so, technically... If you need me, Ill be in there, Watching Kim possible lose. Trust me. This whole rock gorilla deal Is gonna go south. So when it does, Make sure you get that time monkey! Run through this again for me. [Roaring] Kim possible cannot win this battle. Ha ha ha! Rufus 3000: wrong, ape-Man! Help has arrived. What is going on? Kim possible needs you. Oh, please! The buffoon! Oh, what possible help Could the sidekick be? [Snarling] Ron! What are you wearing? My mom signed me up for a folk dancing class. That's the future you. What's with the stupid hat?! It's, uh, it's a future hat! [Roars] Dude, personal space. [Roaring] Aah! Future me isn't afraid of monkeys. I get brave! You'd have to be to dress like that. Aaaah ha ha! Aah! [Roars] Uhh! Ooh, what's this? Wonder what the red button does. Uhh! [Beep] No! No! [Screaming] [Beep] Wow, cool. Boo-Yah! You rock! No, my young friend, You rock! Hmm? Huh? Hmm? Hi! Ooh... nice to know the braces work. Yeah, as long as you don't try to kiss Walter Nelson. Locked braces? It was an embarrassing ride To the orthodontist. So, what does the future hat do? Nothing, it's just a hat. Ok, listen to me. In the future, You will change your hair And become a babe magnet. Keep that look! Ok, but what about the hat? Forget the hat! Officers, take them away. But you can't leave us here in the past. Aye, we'll face years of deja vu! This will throw the time stream Into chaos! Yeah, like I haven't heard that one before. Hmm. Going to prison Sure sounds like a waste of time. Of course, with this, I can waste all the time I want. Kim and Drakken: the time monkey! Later, losers! Oof! Oof! Kim possible, The supreme one has once again escaped Into the time stream. No, shego did. The supreme one's right here! [Squeak, pop] Where? I don't see her. "Her"? I thought the supreme one was Drakken! Certainly not. Behold the face of evil... The face of the supreme one. Shego! Oops. Shego is the supreme one? Well, you could've mentioned that. I thought it was obvious. Uh-Huh, sure. But just run it down for Kims sake. Wasn't it clear that shego was the only one Smart enough to take over the world? Uh, well, I guess it always seemed More like a guy thing. So shego has the time monkey, And she's all-Powerful... 20 years from now. So, short-Term, everything's hakuna, right? Not necessarily. The time stream is in flux. I'm tired of playing defense. I'm takin' the fight to shego. You're going to the future? Yeah. Ok, ok. From here on out... [cracks] We're in this together, K.P. But the danger to the time stream... It's impossible! Impossible? Check my name. Eh, she's got you there, buddy. [Sighs] very well. Proceed. Hey, look. I've got one foot in the future. Ha ha ha... Uhh! Let's warp... or whatever you call it. Confused? Oh, yeah. Good. I thought it might just be me. [Dramatic music playing] [People gasp] So this is Middleton of the future. Actually, it's now called Shegoton. Dark, but with style. Yeah. Bleak chic. Quickly, the eyes of the supreme one Are everywhere. You there! Why aren't you toiling For the glory of the supreme one? Told you. Oh, dude... I am so toiled out. We've got a lippy Norwegian And some gerbils. Code 5. Hey! Naked mole rats, please. Send security drones! Tag and bag! [Drones approaching] I'll hold them off as long as I can. [Boom] Aah! My folkehatt! Uh, be honest. Does the costume work without the hat? Ron, it didn't work with the hat. Club shego? Ugh! More like club ego. Oh, well, when in Shegoton, blend in. Kim, you put the "neat-O" in "incognito. " Ok, which is the guys' side? This is a fashion nightmare. At least it's not a bad fit. Ah, really? 'Cause mine's kinda riding up. I think I picked from the girls' side. Ha ha ha ha! Ok, K.P., what's our next step? We find shego. Somebody loves herself a little too much. Yuck! I don't know, guys. You gotta give shego her props. I mean, this is one slick citadel of doom. Motion detectors, laser cannons, And my favorite touch, a piranha-Filled moat. A moat? So retro. Yeah, but, you know, Im a sucker for the classics. Aah! Ow. Aaaah! No. It can't be. [Whimpering] In her mad quest for power, She destroyed bueno nacho. You'll pay for this, lady! Oh, yes... you will pay! Ron, maybe now is not the time. Uhh! Uhh! Um, excuse me, scary orb thing, Where are you taking us? The attitude adjustment center. Isn't that the high school? Prepare to be drained of all individuality And spirit. Yep, high school. Woman: welcome to the attitude adjustment center. That's right, file in. Fill all the seats. I see some openings in the front row. Hi... Im Bonnie Rockwaller. Bonnie? She's working for shego? That fits. [Grunts] Kim, I think that's brick flagg. Wow. It is. Ron: man, he let himself go. Shh. Ok, let's start. Does anyone know Why you're here? Yes, you... Soulless worker drone number 5889. Well, uh, I think it's... Aaaah! [Splash] Exactly. You're here because you think, And we all know that's not allowed. The supreme one thinks for you. Let's watch an instructional video. Lights! [Dramatic music playing] The supreme one started with a simple dream... To rule the world. Of course, it was my dream first. [Bzzt] aah! Ok, eyes on me! You know, I started out As an underestimated sidekick, Trying to make the stupid schemes of others succeed... Drakken: my schemes were not stupid! [Bzzt] aah! The burning! Ooh. But with the help Of a time-Traveling monkey idol, I went solo with an evil scheme of my own, And it worked! So, now it's my world. Ha ha! You're just living in it. Back to work! [Music ends] Not the feel-Good film of the year. [Chatters] That's true. The music was good. Bonnie: so, who still questions The infallible leadership of the supreme one? Wait. Don't answer. We'll just mindscan you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! It tickles! Our scan has picked up 2 troublemakers In the back row. I wonder what they do with troublemakers. Hey, hey, hey! High school never had to resort to this sort of thing! Or that sort of thing. Obedience collars. You'll learn to love them. Not that you'll have a choice. I'll pass. I'm not big on the bling-Bling. Ron, I don't think it's optional. [Boom] What?! Eat hot plasma, supreme one stooges! Vive la rsistance! Hey... Norwegian. Naked mole rats, attack! [All shouting] Aah! Get them off of me! [Sobbing] they're so gross! Love your timing. [Whirring] Wow. Those dudes are buff. What's the dealy on them? I do not recognize them. Hicka bicka boo? Hooshah! [Gasps] the tweebs? Welcome to the future, big sis. More like little sis. Little brothers are now big brothers. Time travel... It's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts. Wait, I have some questions about this. No time now. We've gotta jet. In the kiminator mark xii! Wow. Hurry. The supreme one will soon return With greater force. Strap in... 'cause the kiminator flies, baby! Aah! Aah! Kiminator? Kiminator mark xii. We kept fighting about the name. So we named it after you. You guys are so sweet. Mature works on you. Wait, what about mom and dad? Up there. On the moon? Tim: hooshah! Mom and dad led the great lunar migration After the supreme one turned earth into such a drag. Dad: hon, Im home! How was the sea of tranquility? Traffic was terrible. Didn't they even miss me? Oh, yeah. But dad always said... well, at least Kimmie's just lost in the time stream And not staying out late with some boy. What about my parents? I'm an actuary. I can work anywhere. Ok, so where are we going now? Tim: our secret headquarters. It's in a remote location Where no one ever goes. Upperton? Now it's called north Shegoton. But yeah, that's the place. There you'll meet our leader. Kim, Ron! Man, am I glad to see you guys. Wade? We finally get to see you in person! And you're a giant! What can I say? I had a growth spurt. Uhh! Why is everybody in the future so ripped? Fighting an evil dictator will do that to you. Fine, but just don't think Im a puny man, ok? Waah! I got mad fu skills! [Laughs] Ron, don't do that. You crack me up, man. Heh heh. Ow. So, wade... what's the sitch? Heh. It's been a long time since I heard that. The tempus simia idol. Shego used it to play the time stream. We need it to set everything right. Take that away, Shego's future is history. Can't we just break it? The chaotic effect Of unleashing the chronal energies Might snap the time stream back to normal. Might... might? Or it might unravel the fabric of time and space And destroy the universe. Even mom and dad on the moon. Ok, let's just start with getting it away from shego. We tried to get in, But every mission ended... badly. Then we're due. Heh heh. Same old Kim. Anybody seen Rufus? Rufus prime, please... share your wisdom. Huh? What is the meaning of life? Hmm... cheese! [Applause] [Cheering] You owe me a buck. We've run the scenarios. Aerial assault... equals major catastrophe. [Boom] And a ground assault... Worse. Then we'll go lower. Ron: the sewers? Aw, man! There's a whole rainbow of smells down here. P.U.! Wade, don't you have, like, A matter transporter or something? Couldn't you just beam us into Shego's palace? Sure, but your insides might wind up on the outside. It would be a great chance to meet your spleen. How would I even know it's my spleen? [Dramatic music playing] [Clanks] So far, so good. Oh, really? Tell that to my shoes. Aah! [Beeping] According to my readings, The idol is in the center of the palace. Not that you'll ever see it. Monkey fist! You're working for shego, too? Well, I don't get a paycheck, If that's what you mean, But there are some benefits. I'll consider this one of them. You're way out-Numbered, dude! Am I? [Dramatic music plays] Rufus prime, will you lead us? Hyah! [Yelling] [Shrieking] You will never see a stranger sight. Move it or lose it, guys! [Beeping] this way. How close are we? Real close. Just down this hall. Sorry! You'll not be getting by me, laddies! Duff? Aye! But now they call me robo-Duff, The world's deadliest golfing cyborg! Wow. Now, that's a mouthful. And, really, how many other Golfing cyborgs are there? That cannot be a crowded field. Ah, shut your yap, boy! Your doom is before ye! My cyber-Robotic enhancements Have taken more than a few strokes off me game. Fore! Ha ha ha! Who's laughing now, lassie? He's more robot than golfer now. Get ready to bolt, Kim! We'll handle robo-Doof! Robo-Duff, not doof! Says you! Let's go, boys! Game time! [Yelling] Ha ha... Huh? [Grunting] Unh! [Doors hiss] [Gasps] hey! Kim: there it is... The time monkey. Grab and go, K.P.! Ah-Ah-Ah! I knew my past would come back to haunt me one day. Shego... ready when you are. Sorry, Kimmie. The supreme one always delegates. Dr. D, you're on. You're going to have Drakken fight me? As a last line of defense, that's weak sauce. Who you calling weak?! Now, see, everybody in the future is ripped! What happened to you? Diet and exercise. And some genetic manipulation. The future is a wonderful place. Out of my way, buffoon! Unh! Ow! [Rip] Hey! [Thud] Unh! Unh! [Kim grunting] Fighting... you know, it's fun to watch. [Shrieking] Advance, my monkey minions! Show no mercy! Ooh! [Grunting] All right, Rodentia, let me show you What a true master of monkey kung fu can do! [Laughing maniacally] I'll give him this... he shoots a good game. What do we do? [Zap] Let's take him down. [Zap] [Yelling] You can't evade me forever, Kim possible. Unh! Uh! I've got fab abs. Oh, this is so wrong! [Crunch] unh! Aah! Unh! Ohh! Aah! Ahh! Unh. Ha ha! Kim possible, you think you're all that! Blah blah blah-Blah-Blah. See, you were born to be a sidekick. [Mutters] what was that? Nothing, oh, supreme one! Nothing at all! Now, what should I do with this pest? Nothing's on TV... oh, except me, So how about we watch her suffer? [Beep] Ahh! [Clanking] Unh! Ohh. [Struggling] Hold on, Kim! I... Unh! [Boom] Aah! Aah! [Buzz] I'm ready, Kim! Uh, do I know you? [Gasps] Monique! Monique? Monique? Who's Monique? I'm an old friend of Kims. Wow! Lookin' good. Why, thanks, Kim. There were a few nasty years After miss supreme here took over club banana. Girlfriend, there was no way I was gonna style that look. Oh! So I joined the rebellion. [Beep] [Crackling] A- Hem. Mind if I cut you off? [Boom] You know, I do mind. Aah! You've been busy since Australia. True. 20 years of practice does a body good. Oh, bring it! Hey, I... Oh! Unh! Ok, I guess Ill stay here! [Monkeys shrieking] What do you mean, "we're losing"? They're just horrid mole rats! Rufus 3000: ahem. Naked mole rats. Rufus: charge! [Yelling] That's right! Flee, cowards! Ha ha! High five! Whoa! Sorry, Rufus prime. Sorry! [Boom] I got you now, sonny Jim. No, you don't. Are ye daft?! Game over! No, Im Sonny Tim. He's sonny Jim. Keep your skirt on, doof! [Crash] [Boom] Hicka bicka boo? Hooshah! Nice work, fellas. You've routed the fiend. Excellent. Wade: nothin' to it but to do it. How can I golf without me lower half? The swing's all in the knees! Sorry, dude. No, you're not, but you will be. [Boom] Ha ha ha ha! Never count out the world's deadliest golfing cyborg! Aye, you're right. It is a mouthful. Monique, I can't get over your wicked badage. Unh! [Crunch] Unh! Once she took away shopping, I needed a new hobby. Hyah! Huh? Will you two hold still? Whoa! Oof! Oh, no, you didn't! Rude! K.P.! I got your rebels right here, Oh, supreme one! No thanks to monkey boy. There were so many mole rats. So naked. Uh... uh... well, Kimmie, it's been real. Erase them from history. What?! No taunting? No "how did I do it" speech? Oh, poor super-Villain form, shego. Most definitely! You think? What's the point of ruling the world If you don't stop to smell the roses? Well, all I can say is... Huh? Hey! Raah! No touch my monkey! Can't blame a guy for trying. Actually, I can. Aah! See, I rule the world. I can do anything. Hey, that's my line! Maybe, but Ive got the muscle to back it up. Unh! Ohh! That's the spirit! Now gloat! Tell them how you did it! [Sighs] all right. Went back in time, went big into dot coms, Got out before the bubble burst, Opened a bank, Transferred your sidekick's mother to Norway, Started an evil think tank... Wait a minute! What?! Evil think tank. You know, mind control, weird ray things... No, before that. Oh, yeah. I transferred your mama to Norway. You know, break up the team. You broke us up? D'oy! See, traveling into your past I realized one thing... As a team, You two are actually solid. Why? Don't know, don't care. So I broke you up by sending the clown As far away as possible. Anyhoo, once I had the obedience collars... You're the reason I moved? You're the reason Ive been eating meatcakes?! + sit back... Ooh! Aah! Huh? Aah! [Crash] [Clank] And no one knocks down bueno nacho! Past, present, or future! [Yelling] Hyah! [Boom] [Crunch] You broke the time monkey? You broke the time monkey! Fool! You might unravel the very fabric of time! I can... I can fix it. Really! Wait! Ron, I think it worked! [Whoosh] What worked? Your plan. Ohh, yeah. My plan. [Eerie humming] Rufus: hmm? Hooshah, Kim possible. We salute you. Hmm! [Grunting] No way! Unh! Aah! Way. [Dramatic music playing] Rufus 3000: behold the face of evil. Kim: time monkey? Monkey fist: fool! You might unravel the very fabric of time! Rufus 3000: Kim possible, Can you stop the supreme one? Drakken: I must admit I had my doubts. Monkey power rules! Rufus 3000: have a cookie. Drakken: something should be happening! Kim: maybe I should handle shego. Monkey fist: triumph! Rufus 3000: Kim possible needs you. Ron: I need bueno nacho! K.P.! Ron, I couldn't save the world without you. First practice of the new school year And I was in the zone! Boo-Yah! K.P., our future is... Is... Who-Oa. Brain freeze. [Groans] The future? What was that, K.P.? Something... Something about the future. Yeah, right, right. I was saying the future is bright. Yeah, Ron, yeah. It really is. Yep, and I hate meatcakes! Huh? No idea why I said that! na na na na this year is gonna be incredible this year is gonna be the one all the planets are lining up for me this year Im gonna have fun this year Ill paint my masterpiece this year Ill be recognized I can feel Ill fall in love for real this year this year january, Ill learn to fly february, love's gonna find me march, april, may Ill get carried away oh, oh this year Im gonna reach the pinnacle this year Ill get to the top people will ask "where's she get that energy?" this year Im never gonna stop this year [Music playing] january, Ill learn to fly february, love's gonna find me march, april, may Ill get carried away oh, oh oh, oh this year is gonna be incredible this year is gonna be the one all the planets are lining up for me this year Im gonna have fun Im gonna have fun just watch me this year this year this year january february this year Ill be having fun just watch me having fun |
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