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Kismet Love Paisa Dilli (2012)
It is said that there
comes a day in everyone's life.. ..which changes his life forever. People have their day I had my night. The night of 2nd October. The night of the birth anniversary of Gandhi. I didn't know that fate, love, money and Delhi.. ..will take me to task on this one night and change my life forever. I still wonder what if I had not caught the last metro. Yes friend Situ where are you? Oh no friend! I didn't get any girl. Everything was just fruitless. Not anyone's. What sort of? I said it was just fruitless. Fruitless. You dirty mind. Bring yourself out from dirty thoughts. Hey listen, please come back and pick me up from metro. Aren't you my brother? You.. Oh my! Okay listen, listen brother, there's a change in plan. A gorgeous girl is standing right in front. Now I want to take the metro. Listen, Mohan's house is empty right? Okay, okay, bye. Hello there. Commuters please pay attention. This is the last metro of 11:40 from.. ..Kendriya Sachivalay to Badarpur border. It is empty. Its night, that's why. Go if you wish. Where are you looking at babe? Don't look there here is your dream man. Look here. Oh no! Excuse me. Sorry, but are you going to Mulchand? No, but you want I will go there. Do you want to go to Mulchand? Thank you so much. I have a small work. Yes, yes say. There is Rajiv Chowk station. - Yes. You'll find my husband there in front of this bogie. Husband? - Yes. Wearing black pant and white shirt. - Okay. Please give him this letter. I would've gone there myself but I have some urgent work. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. I'll do your work. Just for you. Excuse me, what did you say your name is? - Anamika. - Okay. And yes, one more thing don't read it. It's open. Don't worry Ms. Anamika. She came in hands your but you couldn't enjoy her, Lucky. What's there in this letter? If I don't do what I have been told not to do then what's the fun? The one who has this letter in his hands is responsible for my death. I can never forgive him for my death. Anamika. What has happened? - Something has happened. Let's go and see. - Yes, come. Come. What has happened? What has happened? Let's see. Looks like an accident. Poor woman! She had just come inside the train. Move aside police has come. The one who has this letter in his hands is responsible for my death. The one who has this letter in his hands is responsible for my death. Hey you enemy of Delhi. What's this? This is metro station and not your house or a dustbin. Sorry brother. How does your sorry help? You'll pee and spit wherever you like, right? You litter anywhere you like. I won't allow this to happen in this country. This is my promise. - Sorry, give it to me. Now pick it up. There is a saying that when you run out of luck then.. ..even a man seated on top of a camel gets bitten by a dog. But I had never imagined that.. ..the dog of fate will bite me in this manner. Why are you playing with this piece of paper? No, I was not playing with it. It was lying down so.. What's there in this love letter? It's not mine, sir. I don't know. People litter anywhere. Come on give me I'll throw it in the dustbin. Hey Liar! No sir. Sir, he is lying. This must be the letter that the woman gave him. I had seen it, sir. Why are you leading me to trouble? It's nonsense, sir. Which woman? I don't know any woman, sir. I, I am a virgin. He is a virgin. My name is Bhusan Dhondiyal. I can even find out a melting needle inside fire. Come on put your hand inside his mouth. Okay sir. Just a minute, sir. Read what's written in the letter. - Okay. Read. Sir, he is the murderer. - No, sir. Hey all of you come here. Come here. Yadav, Kasana, all of you come. Come quickly. I have done nothing and now I'm in trouble. Do something Lucky, do something. Run, Lucky, run. Yes, run. Yes, run, run Lucky. Sir. Sir. Sir, he is running away. Sir. - Hey wait! Catch him! Situ as right. Every dog has his day. He dies the death of a dog. In five minutes my life was completely changed. I still feel that I shouldn't have caught the last metro. Everything was fine just an hour back. Ladies and gentlemen, this night is an exceptional night.. ..for all of us who believe that the gays have the same rights.. ..to live in this country as the straights. And to support this noble cause Rohit Pichwadia has launched.. ..his bold and courageous line Engaged 377. This is my fashion line.. ..to celebrate the Article 377 of the Indian law.. ..which gives gays their rights. But before you ask me anything let me tell you I'm not gay, okay. Zoom it a bit. Zoom it a bit. Oh great! It looks like a great ass. I'll make an MMS and send to everyone. We'll tell the straight that it's Rakhi's and we'll tell the gays it's Imran's. You talk dirty things so nicely, friend. You useless fellows, your Popli father is calling you. He wants to make xxxwith you both. Do you know why people call me Popli? Because your surname is Popli. Because our brother can get into anyone and destroy him. Who is this fellow with you? Sir, sir myself Lokesh, Lokesh Duggal. Did anyone ask you? Sir you had told me to appoint a guy to help me out. Sir he is the one who is going to help me. Okay go, take his help and arrange liquor for us. But sir, there are arrangements of alcohol outside. Absolutely sir. - It's flowing like water sir. Stupid fellow I have given bribe of one lakh to get this deal. Go and serve them pee. If I do not get liquor here.. ..then I'll declare everywhere how you were raped. Brother, this is good poetry. Go quickly, make arrangements. Ladies and gentlemen fasten your seatbelts because now.. ..it is time for the performance of the evening. Cheers! A name in the DJ world whose rhythm makes thousands of hearts dance. Guys are you ready to thump your feet? - Yes! Come on my friend. So get set for the most intoxicating performance of.. ..the evening by DJ Dorri. It's show time. Look Popli I've helped you. Look, don't make it too strong. Come on. It's here. Get it here, fast. Keep here. It's a bit strong. He has made it personally for you. It's great! Brother, it's very tasty. Great! Go get one more. - Okay. - More? - Yes. Let me try. Sir. Let's do it, sir. Hey wait, give it to the Arabic man over there. Shoot it, shoot it. Dubai, I love it. Drink my pee, pee. Look, look. The white will also drink the local one. Oh no! The minister. Is he from the bottle department? I don't know the department he is from. Seems he doesn't like it. - Oh no! Your drink. Look at that my friend. Take a close up, close up. She is the model from Kingfisher. She is also drinking yours. Sorry. Sorry. Doesn't matter, you are welcome. It's okay. Brother, she has intentionally pushed you. She is giving you hints. What are you saying? Really? She is wonderful. Just think of it. Why did she push you? She could have pushed him or me or him. But she has come and picked you. And the one who smiles will definitely give kiss. Take this. You'll look like a gentleman. Come on, go. Yes madam, excuse me, drink. Madam, not this, this one. I'm sorry I don't drink. - Oh! This is mine. Come on go. You do it really well. Excuse me. You don't drink. That's very good of you. Oh no! I'll die. You okay, nah sir? Thanks huh. He-man. I go to gym. Thank you so much, sir. Thank you so much. Oh my god! Sir, I'll be back. Are you all right Rohit? - I'm fine. Hello there. Myself Lokesh, Lokesh Duggal. Friends call me Lucky. His ass is so cute, nah? Better than any model here. I remember boys by their ass and not their faces. You ass-eater. You dog.. - Bow wow! I'm event manager here. - Okay. Let's go. - Come. Okay. Oh no! Don't worry Guggu. I'm there. Tinku close the window, I'll put on the ac. I'll do it. Hello sir. Hello sir. Sir, many of your scams are being revealed? What do you have to say about it? What will be the plan of your party under such circumstances? Look, with time you'll get to know everything. Swami Shivanand has started fasting against you regarding corruption. What do you have to say on this? Look, I do not want to say anything on it. Sir, sir.. - Please, I'm in an emergency. Please, please. Hey Mandy, come quickly. Mr. Pichwadia has asked for a drink for the minister. For the minister. The people of the press.. What a surprise! Rohit Pichwadia. - Yes! Lavina, bouquet. Hello! Please join the party Mr. Acharya. We are having a blast here. Today is the launch of my fashion line Engaged 377. Please. - Rohit, I'm in a hurry. I've some urgent work. - I need to go, please. - Oh! But you have to take one drink for this old designer. Hey come on, come on. Oh no! What are you doing? Quietly, quietly. Do it, do it. Only for us. Please sir only for us. Please. He is drinking, he is drinking. The minister is drinking. Now he won't get involved in any corruption. We have done urine treatment on him. Okay bye, bye. - Bye sir. - Bye sir. The party has just begun Lavina. Where are you going? Sir, I'll have to catch the last metro at 11:40. Anyways the show is over now. And if I miss the train then I'll get stuck. Okay fine. Wait for ten more minutes. Okay sir, thank you. Thank you. - Bye. The last metro at 11:40. Brother, this is a very good opportunity. Catch her at metro and hug her at Mohan's place in Munirka. Mohan's room in Munirka is empty. The keys are there. Blanket and everything else is there. Run the metro on the bed. Non -stop. Hi handsome! My eyes have recognized the super model in you. Hey do you want to come to our Chattepur farmhouse.. ..for a party tonight? - No, no sir it's fine. No, sir I'll call you. Call without fail. Okay? - Sure, sure. What are you doing? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Are you okay? - Does anyone do such things? Can't you see? Are you blind? Hey stop! Stop! Catch him! Stop! Strange. Come, come. Don't you want to catch the metro? Yes, come, come. What? Who is going to serve drinks to your fathers inside? Your Popli delayed us. Wear your helmet and hurry up. I have to catch the last metro. The girl shouldn't go away. Has she gone there? Many things happen at such big parties. Maybe some rich brat has taken her in a suite. Your sister-in-law is not like this. Dirty mind. Brother, this is Delhi, this is Delhi. When rich dirty people come out at night.. ..then the beautiful girls vanish. What's going on? Is this hurting him or is he enjoying it? You are enjoying it now, right Mr. Pandit? Yes, I'm enjoying it. Keep doing it. I'm asking you the last time Devraj Pandit what will.. ..you take for talking about the tape? I'll deal him with a heavy hand. You'll trap me? - Yes. You'll trap me? Sir, sir, you please come here. Sir, please sir. Sir, come here. Sir, come here, see this, please. Who is this fellow? Who is he? I don't know. I haven't seen him before. He'll be from his NGO. Adarsh, Bharat Yuva Dal ask this scoundrel? To whom have you sent him with the tape? The opposition or the media? Who is this guy? He is the father of all of you. You all keep playing the question game with me here. There he must have reached the place where he is supposed to go. Congratulations Mr. Acharya. Tomorrow morning will be your nuptial night. To whom has he gone to give the tape? To which party does he belong to? We've the desire to become a martyr. I've to see how strong your arms are. I've to see how strong your arms are. - Shut up else I'll shoot. What have you done Sisodiya? He shouldn't have died. He was our way to the tape. I didn't try to;, I just moved it and it triggered off. Querishi don't stand here. Put him in a box and throw him in Yamuna. Come on, quickly. Rawat, show me the entire thing. Querishi take him to that room. There is an axe there. And listen; cut him into pieces eight inches long. - Okay. Sir, he is working as the cameraman's assistant. Rewind it. Listen, take his snap and send it to check posts, railway stations.. ..and bus depots. ACP have you gone crazy? Will you send his photo to the entire police department and declare.. ..what the boy has with him. Appoint your close people in this job. Your close people. Understood? - Yes sir. Sir, sir I am tensed about only one thing. If he gets caught but doesn't say anything till morning.. ..then your nuptial night will surely take place. Get some ideas. Use your brains. Try to do something to justify your salary. - Yes sir. If I'm punished tomorrow then you'll be hunted down. Sir, sir. Go and find out about the boy. Go! Go! - Yes, yes sir. Oh no! These potholes! The illicit children of the ministers. What problem do you have with these potholes? Houses are being made with these potholes. From the contractor to JE to AE to the corporators and finally the CM. And honesty is not the trend now. Dishonesty is hot, super hit. If I had these things in my hands then I would've.. ..taught these corrupt officials a good lesson. I don't know how people get easily sold. Look, every person has a price for his prestige. Everyone. You and I will also have some price. I don't have one. Really? - Yes. Assume.. - Yes. -..that you meet a rich Arabic Seikh. He tells you, "Will you spend the night with me? I'll give you as much money you want. As much."" Tell me how much will you ask for? Tell me. Come on. I'm an untouched man. Oh! My prestige is not to be sold. The person fixing the price should be genuine otherwise.. ..people open their shops in any way. Understood? Just quote the price of your shop. I'm a small needy person. I'll give it for 10 lakhs. It'll get me a car and everything else. You tell, just think of it. Think. Tell anything. Anything? - Yes. You are taking so much time. Don't feel shy. What's the price? 68 rupees. - What? Oh no! Has it increased again? Look, it's written over there. Are you giving gold through these pipes? Here take it. 10 crores. - What? I've decided. Price for one night will be 10 crores. Wow my friend. You are roaming around with a helicopter. Brother, brother, look, sister-in-law in the taxi. Oh yes, let's go, let's go. Let Cupid bless me today and I'll turn Mohan's house.. ..into Mohan-jodaro. Be victorious. But do you have protection? - No, my friend. Doesn't matter I'll use polythene. Take it. Enjoy! - Oh! Just check the expiry date. Situ, you are my true brother. Tonight will be in your name. Yes ma'am. One ticket for Lajpat Nagar please. - Sure ma'am. Like any other guy my weakness was also girls. But fate had planned something different that night. Hello there. Look mister, you are following me from the hotel. Stop chasing me and get going from here.. ..before I do anything to you. Ouch! Your bag. What happened? Why are you laughing? No, why did you have to do all this? What did I do? We've seen in films that the girl lashes out at the guy first.. ..and then slips and falls in order to bring him close. What nonsense is this? Okay, doesn't matter. But Delhi is not a safe place for beautiful girls at night. Come on I'll drop you. - What nonsense! Madam, listen to me. Excuse me sir. Sir that guy is disturbing me a lot. And that's why.. ..I got trapped because of that loser, frustrated, gay girl. In that bogie of the last metro at 11:40 God had sent.. ..the love letter of my death through the gorgeous girl in sari.. ..because He knew that I would take it if the girl gives it to me. Hey stop! Stop! Hey! Stop! You cannot escape. Come on. - Yes sir. Where did the scoundrel escape? You go there. - Yes sir. - You come here. Oh! I'm talking to you. Hey you Phantom! Get down the bus is going to the depot. You are going to stop at Lajpatnagar depot. I'll get down there, uncle. I'll take it to your house. Are you my relative? Get down. - Oh! Look, I'll take out the rod. - Oh no! I'll hit you. Get down! Auto! Stop! Stop! Brother, Lajpatnagar. Take extra money. Oh no! Sir! - Yes Dhondiyal. Sir, there is a problem. The boy has escaped from the station. Dhondoiyal if you cannot get that guy then you'll commit suicide.. ..at my hands. - Sir, I.. And listen; find out the girl he was chasing. - Okay sir. Inform your mobile vans. If you are unable to catch them Dhondiyal I'll cut all your three legs. Sir.. Three legs? Oh no! Sir, veg cheese grilled sandwich. Delivery boy, Good Luck bakery. Do you have a watch with you? What? Yes, yes. Keep it inside. Keep it inside the box. When you don't know how to see time why have you worn it? You are an hour late. We won't eat it now. Guddu! - Yes master. Close the shutter. "Happy birthday to you!"" "Happy birthday to you!"" "Happy birthday to dear, dear.."" Mr. Captain.- "..to Mr. Captain"" "Happy birthday to you!"" Happy birthday to you Mr. Captain. Happy birthday. Sweeten brother's mouth. Master if you are done then I will close the shop. Mr. Choudhury he thinks that we had come here to eat sweets. Look, we have come from so far let us loot the shop. No sir, I'll be ruined. I'll be ruined. I'm not looting you but just the shop. Allow us to loot it. No, no, I've small kids, I'll be ruined. He is not going to agree so easily. Mr. Captain. Tell me one thing. The government has been looting you for so long. Have you said anything? No. No problem. Milk has become expensive, sugar has become expensive. They are looting you on daily basis. Have you said anything? No problem. And today four good guys have come to celebrate my birthday.. ..then you have problem. When he does it you call it tax and when we do it.. ..you call it robbery. I have problem! Wow Mr. Captain! You've solved the problem. He seems to be insulting us. Increase your score. What's my score? - 91. At least a century is needed on a birthday. Will you break your ears? No sir. Forgive me. - Yes! - But.. Hey you scoundrel! May your mother die, father die. You scoundrel! I'm near Monalisa Dhaba. I'm in problem. Come soon. Please. You take lot of tension. Chill. It's a police matter. Brother Tarun is SHO of the CP police station. - Really? Even if you had committed murder your brother would've saved you. What are you saying? - Do one thing. Don't get caught by the police tonight and don't go home. But father? I'll call your father and tell him that you are with me. - Okay, fine. Go to Mohan's place at Munirka. Go there and chill. Pick up a girl from the road. Why? What happened? - Nothing. You are the perfect medicine for tension. - Hello, hello. Situ, hello. Have you died? Oh no the battery! Sir, we had decided on 7000 for each item. Now you are talking of 5000. How does this lipstick look on me? Why are you asking me? Ask the person who is going to eat it. They are not the ones from G.B road. They are of A-grade quality. Pretty pack. Give onions. - Okay sir. Go and give them onions and salad. Yes sir, 7000. Look. - What? There Hrithik Roshan. - Where? - Oh my! Will I get auto here? You get parathas here and not auto. Okay. Oh my! She is such a gorgeous girl! Is there an auto or taxi stand nearby? I don't know. Do one thing. Go and check this girl. Find out from where she is coming. Go. Excuse me! Hello! Why are you not stopping? I've recognized you Mr. hello there. Look, I'm not chasing you now. You've come after me now. You are sticking on me now. Hope you haven't brought those goons with you. Actually the man is following me. Who? Hello, Pramod speaking. He got scared. Scoundrel! Thank you. - Welcome. Shall I say something to you? You shouldn't move around alone at night. Perhaps you don't know that a man roaming.. ..at night in Delhi is a hunter. Really? - Yes. Then who are you? Me? I'm the protector. I've set out on a mission to change Delhi. I'm Lavina. - Okay. My name Lokesh, Lokesh Duggal. Friends call me Lucky. Hello! - Hello! By the way it's good both of us have L initials. Lokesh, Lavina. Today's day is very bad for me. I missed the metro and am not getting an auto too. I'm also feeling cold. You are feeling cold? Then what? You are wearing such a thick a jacket not me. You are right. It is quite warm. Let's do one thing. Let's go to the inn over there for a cup of hot tea. It'll make you feel warm and you'll also get an auto somewhere near. Shall we go? - Okay. Let's go. Where do you stay? Elisa Girls' Hostel. - Oh no! Lajpatnagar? - Yeah. Strange. There is the Ganodara medical Store, right? Come right from there, the third house, pink color. That is my house. Opposite to Uttam Batora's shop. The momo seller is also there, he is my friend. Many girls from your college come there. To eat momos. Really? Then you too must be a frequent visitor there. To eat momos. No, no. I don't go. You too Ms. Lavina. He becomes momos and gets into their mouths. He needs to be pulled out. Ms. Lavina. This is my first experience of missing the last metro. Yours? - Mine too. I've a show here after 4 days. - Really? - Thank you. And I'll have to take the last metro from here. Really. If you miss that one then call this freelance protector. Of course. What shall I bring for you sir? Bring two hot piping tea and two special Monalisa parathas. Add extra onions to them. What is this? Nothing just rose water. My eyes hurt a bit. For them. Where are you from? Dehradun. Dehradun is a wonderful place. I've heard two things are famous there. One is Mall Road and the second is the Bell House. If the item is on road then what will happen in the Bell house? Everything will happen on road. Oh my! Lavina, sit here. Now we cannot see her legs. This guy has covered it up. Don't worry, get my x-ray glasses. Take it. Here, hot tea. Oh my! Someone is going to die at my hands today. What can you see brother? Tell me. Don't disturb an English movie is going on. Shut up you cheap morons! I wish to get inside the blanket of your English. Lavina, ignore them. They are cheap people. We won't argue with them. Come on, let's go. Let's go. Is our mouth very dirty? We also use an English brush. Chotu, keep the change. Let's follow the item. There is no use arguing with such cheap people. Hey you boy, give the tape. Which tape, brother? Which tape? Hey! Don't act smart. Quietly take out the tape. What are you doing? - Take out the tape. Leave him! Leave him! What are you doing brother? Leave my jacket. Which tape? What do you want? Is there anyone? Please help! Bring four more parathas. Someone please help! Let's go to help the girl. They are molesting the girl. Let it be. You couldn't save yourself. What can you do for her? He is not going to listen in this way. - Leave! Leave! Police! Check him. Check. - Police! Oh no! Close the door. Give the tape. - Police! Run! Run! - Police! We'll see him later. - But.. Come on I'll tell you. - But, police.. - Come on I'll tell you. Hey auto, auto, auto. Stop! Stop! Stop! - Auto! - Stop! - Auto. Auto. Auto. Bloody hell! - Oh no! What's going on Lokesh? Who were those people? Which tape were they talking about? I don't know those crazy people. But you were with me today. So they were spared. I just had to make one call and Delhi would've changed. But I've seen their faces. They don't know that I work for NSVP. National Students Vidya Parishad and the President.. ..treats me like his brother. Not India's President but the party's. India's President will also respect me one day. I won't come with you unless you tell me the truth. I swear on you, I'm telling you the truth. Then why did you run from the police? Oh no! I'll tell you. Come on. So, this is my strange story. Meaning? It means when this happens then this is the outcome. Meaning? It means that when this happens then this become like this. What nonsense are you speaking Lokesh? So you didn't know the girl with the letter? Not at all. I don't know from where she came to dig my grave. The last metro was fateful for me. She just cut me off. Now that you are telling the truth tell the truth about the tape too. I feel that there is a double role related to that tape. The Ram and Shyam type. Shyam commits all the crimes and it's Ram who suffers for them. Ram-Shyam. You are damn funny Lokesh. Ram-Shyam. Sins. You are really great Lucky. You will impregnate her with your words. Let's go. Oh no! Oh no! Even these are empty. I don't feel we'll get any auto today. It seems difficult to reach home in this condition, isn't it? Oh god! My heels are killing me. My legs are hurting a lot. Really? I've a friend called Mohan. His house in Munirka. Let's go and take rest in his house. We'll get a metro in the morning, right? He is marriage material and I'm a protector too. I hate such decent girls. Okay. Mr. Captain. What happened, Mr. Captain? This is the respect that I get, right? This is the respect that I have in your eyes. You'll steal a penny on your Captain's birthday. It's my 33rd birthday. 33rd. I had committed more thefts on my 9th birthday. I did not give this vehicle on rent today thinking that.. ..I'll celebrate by birthday with grandeur and loot Delhi. You all are happy with petty thefts. You are happy sealing sweets. Shall I celebrate my birthday with 10 rupee notes? Mr. Captain. Your birth is a gift for us. For me for Bhati brother for Mr. Choudhury. Today is Captain's birth anniversary. Mr. Captain tomorrow's newspaper will carry the news of.. ..your birthday celebrations and not that of Mahatma Gandhi. Yes. Come on Mr. Captain. Everything is left for you. The entire night is left. Delhi is full of bounties. Sit inside the car. Keep quiet and go. - Yes. Go! - Yeah. I'll manage something. Guggu. Wait! Guggu, go. What's there in this box? Sir, nothing. He slapped me very hard, uncle. Even damaged my ear drums. He also ate all the pizzas. Uncle, uncle. Uncle, stop! Uncle, spare my Guggu. I've made the mistake. Punish me. I'm punishing you, my nephew. First you destroyed the cake, then the sandwich and now the pizza. I'll definitely recover them. I'll sell the tape now. If you incur further losses I'll break this bike and sold it off. You'll come back to your cycle status. Don't talk; don't talk about status, uncle. I've saved every hard earned penny to buy my Guggu. My Guggu is my pride, uncle. Please spare my Guggu, uncle. If you wish you can sell my kidney. I'll sell your kidney too. Let the time come. If you mess up the Chattarpur delivery then I'll sell your kidney too. Move aside. I lost my ears and you your voice. We are facing one trouble after another today. I don't know which area is this. The mobile battery is also dead. You at least have your mobile. My one lost its life in the road side inn. I don't know where we got trapped. You know I am dying to go to the loo. Why do you girls feel the urge to go to bathroom so often? Bathroom! And that too at such a strange time. Shut up! Hi He-man! Hello Lavina! - Hi! Has this lovely couple come out for a night walk at this time? No sir. Actually we were going to Lajpatnagar and.. ..we got no auto so.. Oh! If you both want I can drop you there. But there is a small stop before that. Is it fine with you? Hello there. - Hi! Shall I sit here? Sorry. It's fine. You've sat on the gent's seat. Rohit where will we go first? We are going to Bamby's party. Hi Rohit! - Hi Christy! Hey Hi! Ladies and gentlemen here comes a legendary man-eater of Delhi. Rohit Pichwadia. What a wonderful party. All hail Bamby! - Yeah! All hail Bamby! Oh no! And now let me tell you the reason of the celebration tonight. Bamby's respected father.. ..call him respected, a most corrupt and inspirational politician.. ..our ex-agriculture minister on whom the opposition leveled.. ..true charges of corruption and a case was filed against him. And finally today he has been given clean chit. He must have bribed god knows how many people.. ..to get that clean chit. And I believe that one day Bamby will be as spoilt and.. ..as powerful like his father. Yeah! And now Bamby will talk to the public now. Thank you public. Well, I'll try my best to fulfill all your expectations. But now, I am more spoilt than my father. There are two types of people in this world. One who is corrupt and second those who want to be corrupt.. ..and I'm the second type of man. So, rejoice all you people because the ultimate solution to.. ..every bloody thing in this country is corruption. Hail corruption! Hail corruption! Sir, can I help you? Sir, pizza. Delivery boy. Hey our friend here has got us pizzas here. Pizza. - Pizza. Oh it's hot! Enjoy the party buddy. Sir, bill. Drink, sir. Me? Sir, drink. - Yes. He doesn't drink. - Okay. Soft drink. - Thank you. You are welcome. I'll just go to the ladies' room. - Okay. Why do the girls use the bathroom so often? Oh you are the one who caught Rohit like a ball. Aren't you? Oh then we owe you a good time. - Yes. Would you like to catch me if I fall? I'll die. What's your name miss? - Marcha. Oh my god! Room inside a room. Come, come. Oh no! One more room. Welcome. Hello there. You are handsome. - Thank you. You've got nice eyes. Oh I'll die for you. You like me? - Yes. No, you like me. No, you like me. No, you like me. No, you like me. I like you all. I am all of you like, yes babies. Excuse me. We are friends with Rohit. Have you seen Lokesh? He is lost swimming. He is diving deep in the ocean of love. Love. Love. 69. He is mine. - He's mine. Shut up you nbitch he is mine. He is mine. - He's mine. No fine. - No, he's mine. I'm loving all you together. Okay, okay, okay. Inky, pinky ponky. Pinky's ponky. Inky pinky ponky. Inky pinky ponky. Wow! Oh no! Sir, sir, Rohit sir.. - I'm sorry baby, please don't mind. I'll be next, huh? Who is this old bull huh? Hey, hey, leave my things. Sorry darling. You'll be fine. Sir, sir give my money. Please. Don't make us laugh any more. Have mercy on us Jackie Chan. Oh my god how cute he is like a dog. I hope I could make him my pet. Hey guys, look at the cotton coming out of his ears man. Jackie Chan, can you hear what we are saying? Hello! Ding dong, ding dong. Hey cartoon, you want money? Yes. Okay, tell your name first. - Nunna. It might be yours but mine is strong. You want money Nunna? - Yes. Here is your money. Come on. Come on. - Oh! This time I won't raise it up. Come on jump. Nunna. Come on. - Come on Nunna. Jump! Jump! Jump! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! - Come on jump! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! - Oh! Come on Jackie Chan jump. Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Look, there is a price of every man's prestige. I too have a price and you too might have one. They are assaulting me without paying any price. Oh god he is mad! He is a monster. He bit off my ears and also Ria's. You must have him. Come on Rocco, come on. Rohit, come quickly, come fast darling. I'll be back baby. Nice. If you are done shall we leave? Is there a key? - Yes there is. Come sit. Hail Goddess. Let's go! My Guggu! Lokesh hurry up, the mad man is still running after us. Did all the mad men of Delhi have to run after us tonight? Great Mr. Captain. Great. What's the matter Mr. Captain? You are not driving carefully. Both of them have been spared alive. Are you fine? I've not taken down the number else I would've destroyed them. It's hurting. But what will we do now? Come. It's a crazy night. I've just been saved from getting raped. Give my jacket. No, I'm feeling cold. Oh no! I left my waist coat over there in all this chaos. Go and get it. Remember that every man roaming in Delhi at night.. ..is a hunter. Girls are hunted not guys. I fail to understand the strange likes of the rich. Lokesh, shall I tell something. - Yes. You are a good guy. But I fail to understand how you got trapped in this mess. The police, tape, politics, what's all this? That's nothing. You got hurt. I was just making up to impress you. Look. Atma Ram College, M.A Political Science, first year student. I am an ordinary man. Check me for free. Not a worker of NSVP or anything like that. But I do want to become one to rip off these corrupt people. But to become one you need to bribe. 11,000 rupees party fund. If I got trapped in anything it is because of that last metro. For the sari clad woman whom I don't even know. You are telling the truth, right? I swear on the goddess. Look, one day we'll have this big a garden in our bungalow. I'll remove that pitch and make a swimming pool. There will be beer instead of water in the pool. All the friends will take joyful dips in it. And no tube lights. I want to put up flood lights like this in the garden. Yes, and they'll remain switched off like these ones. Why? Why? Why? Why will they be switched off? I'll insert sensors that work on snap of fingers. Just snap your fingers and the lights will be on. Oh no! I should've asked something else. Hands up! Hands up! Go get him! - Come, come. - Stop else I'll shoot. Come on Lavina. - Catch the scoundrel. Stop! Stop! - Listen Lokesh, listen. Catch him. Stop! Hey you! Stop! Hands up! Sir, sir I'm telling the truth sir. I don't even know that woman sir. Why and how did she die.. To hell with the girl. Come on give the tape. Which tape? I swear on your mother. Hey you girl, where is the tape? Sir, she doesn't know anything. She is innocent. Sir, the tape is in this jacket. Sir. Look for the tape, the tape. Sir. The tape isn't there. It's in the right pocket. Give my jacket. I'm feeling cold. Yes sir, I got it. The tape. Why are you staring at the innocent girl? So the ground under the lover's feet has slipped. We were following you. Your beloved had called us by giving a missed call. Now you understand why every friend is important. Now, come on pay this girl for her job. It's one lakh, my dear. Come on hold it. Come on take out the wire or will you make us hear.. ..what you do at home too. Dear, this story had started when you were in the fashion show party. Hello there. It is said that if you want to drag the donkey to the river banks.. ..then hang a carrot before it. So, we looked for your carrot first. And then we found you. Sir, we got that guy. He is in the taxi stand close by. We could not take the risk of arresting you. What if you turn out to be a rebel like Pandit.. ..and hand over the tape further or don't say anything.. ..then it would be over for us. We sent the bait to lure you. Brother, is there any auto or taxi stand nearby? We just had to show the carrot to the donkey. And finally he is a donkey. We had thought of making you unconscious and searching you. We had given your beloved a weapon for it. What's this? Nothing just rose water. My eyes hurt, it's for them. It looks less. Where have you used them? Excuse me. I had put it in his coke in the party. Lover boy has lost his senses. Now the most important question. Whom do you work for? Who has conspired against the minister? And if you don't tell us we won't kill you.. ..but will jail you for only 14 years. And will kill you every day. With ease. Sir, what have I done sir? We'll tell you. Aarti. Ms. Aarti. Ms. Anamka. Not Anamika but Aarti. Arti Utaru. ASI Arti Utaru. Sir, shall I undress him? Yes, please. It happened a long time back. You and I were having an affair. You promised to marry me. I became the mother of your child. Then you went back on your promise to marry me. You mentally tortured me so badly that I committed suicide. At the moment my dead body is in Safdarjung hospital. I have five witnesses to prove it. If necessary I can bring five more. Congratulations for 14 years of imprisonment. But, but Ana.. Ms. Aarti, ..I'm meeting you for the first time today. So what? How does it matter to us? Sir, he has been undressed. Shall I leave now? Yes, leave. The rest of you go back to duty. Sir, shall I go now? Sir, keep this money. I don't want it. Madam, only two things keeps a person quiet. Bribe and bullets. Which one do you prefer? Hello! Yes sir. Querishi, talk to him. Hello. Yes sir, the minister was asking if you have.. ..found that boy or that tape? Yes. Querishi we've got the tape. We are in the stadium and the tape is in my pocket. Great sir! Talk to the minister. - Yes. Yes sir. Have you got it, Sisodiya? Yes sir we've got the tape. Thank you sir. No sir. We didn't come to know that. He is not telling anything Yes sir, that'll be fine. Hey, stop the girl. No sir. - Madam.. Come. - There is nothing like that. Come. Come. - Okay sir. It'll get done, sir. Yes. Jai Hind! Sir. Dhondiyal take back the money from the girl. Shoot both of them. - Okay sir. - But sir.. Come on madam. - Sir, sir wrong have I done? Come on madam. - What have I done sir? Sit. Look you get what you do. You betrayer, now you too will die. Sir, kill her first. Sir. Shall I waste her by killing her? I'll kill her slowly. In the dark area over there. You'll die first. I'll feel ashamed in front of you. Please, please sir. - Come on. Please, please, please sir. Sir. - Get ready. Sir. Sir. The name of Lord Ram is truth. - No, no, sir. Hands up! Hands up! Hands up! Hands up! Come on, now give the tape. The tape is not with me. Sir has taken the tape with him. Scoundrel, you've just been slapped now. If you try to act smart you'll be shot. I'm not lying. The tape has been taken away by sir. Ask him. I don't know. - Hey you.. Now you are finished Dhondiyal. Even God can't spare you now. You broke my Guggu. Hey, who are you? Lokesh. Lokesh, stop. Lokesh! Lokesh! Listen! Lokesh! Lokesh, I'm hurt. Ouch! Lokesh! Ouch! Lokesh! Lokesh, can't you hear? Lokesh I'm calling you. Look, listen to me carefully. You escaped from there. It is you good luck. If you follow me now I'll kill you right here. You girls should never be trusted. Really? You saved you and helped you escape from the stadium? Tell me. You were standing like a statue there. I am the one who helped you escape from there. Else you would've been shot by that inspector. So you are trying to show how helpful you are? Showing how helpful you are? You are the one who led to that bullet.. ..that too without any reason. One I helped you thinking you to be a girl. I was with you the whole night and you trapped me. Why are you talking to me in this manner? Talk to me respectfully. You were not helping me by walking with me. Mohan's room is close by. Let's go there and relax. You were just looking for an opportunity. I know very well what your intentions were. Intentions? Huh? You sold me for one lakh and you are talking of my intentions? You cheap. You! What do you think yourself to be? Leave me! Leave me! Let me go. Leave me. Why are you shouting now? My intentions are not good, right? Now I even have an opportunity. Leave me. Leave me. I was trying to impress you. Yes, I was looking for an opportunity. But I had started liking you. I had started believing you. You talk of intentions, huh? Sorry friend. Forget what's happened. Shut up! Lokesh. I don't want to talk to you. What do you think? I've trapped you? I've been trapped because of you. Neither had you come following me to the station nor.. ..would that mean inspector caught me. I felt that I was helping him nab a criminal. I had not asked to pay me one lakh. He left me with no option and told that he'll jail me. I felt so bad when I came to know that you are being trapped. That's why I helped you escape from there. But the way you treated me.. Lavina, I am sorry. Lavina, I'm sorry. Today I'm missing your sister-in-law a lot. Then call her from her maiden house, Mr. Choudhury. Then you'll keep up the name of the Jats. I remember a poem in her name. Tell it, tell it. Listen to it. I miss you badly day and night. Wow! Wow! I miss you badly day and night. It keeps me awake all night. Great brother. It's very emotional. I want to call you right now. But the girl from the customer care says that.. ..I have a low balance. Wow! Wow! It's great! Open! Why are you not opening? Hey, have you gone crazy? No brother. I'll open this machine else I'm not the son of one father. Oh no! Lavina. Listen! You are going on the wrong direction. The road is on this side. Lavina. It's fine. How does it matter to me? My birthday has been spoilt. Don't say so Mr. Captain. Why won't I say so? Madam, do you wish to get hunted? Excuse me. Leave me. - Don't shout. Lavina. Lokesh! - Hey! Lokesh! Lokesh! - Hey stop! Hey stop! Stop! Stop brother. Stop! Stop brother. Brother, please stop brother, it's an emergency brother. Thank you brother. That car. They've picked up my friend. Please brother. Quickly. Hey brother. Hey! Hey! Carefully brother. Hey! Hey! I wish to save a life and not give mine, brother. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear.. Mr. Captain. ..dear Mr. Captain. Happy birthday to you. Happy Birthday Mr. Captain, happy birthday. I've sung for you. Now let me go, let me go, please. Mr. Captain heroine madam wants to go. Won't you give her a return gift? Feed sweets to madam. - Okay. She is going to become a mother. Happy mother's day. Happy mother's day. Eat it madam, eat it. - I won't eat it. Brother, that car. Brother, this is the car. Stop! Stop! Lokesh! Lokesh! Lavina! Stop! Stop! Stop here. Where are you going Lucky? Where are you going brother? We are supposed to save her life. You need to give life to save one, sometimes. Hey they went that way, they went that way. Stop! What are you doing? Stop! Lavina. Lavina. Hey you, stop! Oh no! Who are you? Oh no! Brother, forgive me brother. I had to steal your bike in need. I was stuck in a problem. Forgive me. This is the first time someone has said sorry to me. But it's too late now, my friend. What? - Look in front. Hey, hey, you crazy fellow we'll die. Both the brothers will die together. We'll die together. Are you alive? Oh no! "Life should not become death, be careful dear."" "Life should not become death, be careful dear."" "Chains and buttons are being opened."" "Chains and buttons are being opened."" "The body is in danger."" "The body is in danger."" "Now take off your dress quickly, beloved."" - Wow! Wow! Don't worry madam. Have faith in us in this matter. Mr. Captain, the cake is ready. Cut it. Why have you tied this cloth on her mouth? She is too stubborn Mr. Captain. How will I kiss her in English style now? Kiss her in Indian style here and there. You've slapped her so hard. She has completely switched off. Run from here. - Go! Go! Oh no! Just a couple of minutes Mr. Captain. Don't start. Rape break. Why were you looking inside? Sorry uncle. Sorry. Sorry uncle sorry. You are stopping us from entertaining ourselves. Is it already midnight for you? Hey don't talk of midnight. No one can do anything to us we do it to others. Look at the sardar. He is denying it and saying it himself. Hey! - Hey! - Hey! Hey! Who is it? Father he was talking about midnight and he is not even leaving me. Leave the boy or you'll be slapped. Hey! Shall we catch you then? Huh? Why? He is a strong man. His one slap and you'll be dead. Mr. Captain! Mr. Captain, the scoundrels have.. This fat one. Hey you! This scoundrel! Aloo paratha. Makki ki Roti. Sarson da Saag. Lassi. Cooler. Maggi. Rope bed. Clarified butter. Butter. Santa Singh. Banta Singh. Whoever utters this phrase shall be fulfilled. Eternal is the holy timeless God. Take flowers. Clarified butter. Mother's milk. It's over. There's been a robbery. They've disrespected me. It's on me. They've disrespected me. It's on me. Please forgive us. We are just joking. Oh no! I'm done. I'm done. They disrespected.. Now say whose midnight is it? Ours. Leave us. Why are you disrespecting us? Father, they've agreed. Yes, so let's allow them to go. - Okay. Just a minute brother. Where is Lavina? Sardar, they've kidnapped Lavina, my friend. Where is she? She is in the car. Take her. You too go. Lavina. Oh shit! What have these scoundrels done? Sprinkle water on her face. - Yes. Lavina, are you okay? You okay? You okay? Lokesh. Quiet. Come. Come. Come. Thank you, sardar. Can I get a shawl for the girl? I'll kill you. - Enough! You bloody dogs. Enough! Enough! Leave us to do the work of thrashing them. Brother, take them to your sister-in-law. - Okay. Come, come. Come. You! Wait brothers. I've a better idea of dealing with them than thrashing them. Idea. What idea? We were badly insulted today. I'm worrying about him. He has gone into coma. Mr. Captain. Mr. Captain. Mr. Captain. Brother, I desperately feel like spitting on their face. Why do you want to spit? Pee on their face. How does it matter to me? Come on uncle. Come on look in front. Don't look back. It's a surprise. Is it feeling hot or not? It's perfect. Keep going. His mileage is good. This should be done to anyone who molests women. It shouldn't have ended. Great! Keep going, keep going. This is pee of revenge. It won't finish so soon. Father, I want to go to latrine. Thank god he didn't do it. Peeing makes no sense. And especially on his birthday. I say that next time we'll celebrate Mr. Captain's birthday at home. Mr. Captain, shall we stop somewhere and take bath? I'll take bath with that boy's blood. Turn the car Choudhury. Turn the car. Turn! We have no value after marriage. We are your slaves, girls. Well said brother. Just let it be. You don't even take me for movies. Yes. - She is right. I showed you a film yesterday, Dabanng. Then? - Really? On Star Gold at home. Forget it. They need just two things. Alcohol and chicken. - Yes. Everything ends there. Oh! You look so beautiful. Isn't it? - Yes, true. But why are you so sad? Your hero has saved you. Yes Manjeet was telling us. He came running for 5 kilometers to save you. The boy has been clean bowled in your love. I really adore it. No, no, there is nothing like that between us. Really? If there is nothing like that then it'll happen. Come on wear this. It'll shine bright. You know how to convince others. - Let it be. Look, this is what is going to happen in future with you. - Yes. Wow! Great! The party has become interesting. Parminder's dress looks good on you, Lokesh. Thank you. - It has fit you well. The boy is handsome. Where is Lavina? Sister-in-law, where is Lavina? Look, here is Lavina. Sit down friend, sit down. Lavina come here. Listen to what these guys are telling. They must be talking nonsense. Okay? - Yes sir. Rawat, turn on the tape. Yes sir. You both always leave your work incomplete. Go and catch the girl and the boy. Sir, what shall we do about the people from Adarsh Bharat Yuva Dal? They are patriots we'll sacrifice their lives. Come on, come on, start it Rawat. Start it. Forward it. The sting operation must be ahead. Stop it! My grandma used to say that drinking it is useful. Cow's. Move aside. Sir, I feel that you've digested it. Kill that boy. Take the tape and cut him into pieces. Sisodiya, if he remains alive you won't be spared. Understood? Go! Shall I go with him, sir? All of you go but listen to cut off his penis before chopping him. Now go. Go! Did you connect to that boy's number? No, it's switched off. Scoundrel. Be careful. Come. Leave me. Sir. Sir. Meet us outside the station in ten minutes. We need to catch that guy again. What? - He gave us the wrong tape. He is a tough nut. You girls don't value the guys. - Yes. Talk of something which we should value. - Yes. Really? - There is nothing they can do. Come on girls we've seen them let's move. They can do nothing. Let's get up. Come on, let's go, let's go. Dhondiyal. Put on the speaker. Speaker. Hello! Where are you? Why have you called? Because you are helping that boy instead of helping.. ..the country and the government. We know that the boy is with you. Is he with you or not? You've got your tape, right? Now what do you want from him? Hey you, don't act too smart the two of you. The boy had brought his doom by giving the wrong tape. Hey, what do you mean by wrong tape? Have I opened up a library? I had only one tape with me. Hey you hero finally you spoke up, you are trying to act too smart. We've seen with our own eyes that Pandit had put.. ..the tape inside your jacket's pocket in the hotel's lobby. And you've handed us this tape? You wanted to make the minister drink urine. He has asked to break your neck. Sir, he disconnected the phone. Have you traced the call? Yes sir. They are on Gurudwara road. Come on. Which tape are they talking about now? Who is this Pandit who kept the tape in my waist coat? I cannot understand. Hey stop! Hey what are you doing? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Does anyone do such things? Oh no! What happened? My waistcoat. If the tape is there it'll be in my waist coat. In that farm house. But how shall we go there at this hour? No, my son, don't walk to that place. It's not safe. The girl is with you. Parminder! Bring the car keys, my son. They all are dead drunk. Come on Lokesh. Come. - Come, come. This was the room. It'll be somewhere here. I've got it. - What's this? Oh no! Adarsh Bharat Yuva Dal. But we must first see what's there in this tape. Yes, let's go. Come, come. Here is one. What's there in this bloody tape? Look, it's very simple. In order to stop our government from dissolving we need six members. Two from you and four from you. But Mr. Acharya, everyone's asking money in advance. Look, we are taking more time to bring the 400 crores.. ..then we took to earn it. Look, you know that it takes long to bring money from Swiss bank. Mr. Pandit, am I right? - Yes, absolutely. Look, you'll get 15 crores each by tomorrow evening. It's Gandhi's birth anniversary on 2nd October and.. ..there'll be bundles of currency in your homes. Oh shit! Yes, my friends from the media I have two work with you. One the Swamiji from Adarsh Bharat has started.. ..fasting against us. He is trying to prove himself as a big patriot. Mr. Pandit. - Yes. - Come here. Keep the bag there and you come here. Meet him. He is Devraj Pandit. He is the right hand of the Swami but he is joined to our body. Secondly,unfortunately lot of my scams is being revealed. Show less of them. Try to divert the attention of the public. Mr. Acharya, what can we do? Your party members are accused even in the scam of Jansayog report. We need to show them. You need big news then tell me. We'll arrange a blast in Jantar Mantar. 10-15 people will die. It'll be sufficient news for one week. Show it. What do you say Mr. Pandit? - Yes, absolutely. Oh my! 15 crores will reach your home by tomorrow evening. Sisodiya. - Yes sir. Oh my god! Holy shit man! Move from in front of me. Give me that tape. - Tape, tape. Come on Lavina, let's go. That's some amazing stuff man. I want the tape. Okay, okay. Shit! Lavina, come, come. What happened? Sit down all of you. Why are you standing? Because Katta is standing. And he has decided to take you to task. Do we smell? No, not at all. Smell, smell us you scoundrel. Do we smell or not? It smells, it smells very bad. You'll smell more than us. A mixture of all of us. - Cocktail. Undress yourself. - What? Undress yourself. - Open. Hey you! I never undressed myself so many times as I did in this one night. Remove your hands. A buffalo in your shorts. Doesn't it strike? It isn't a buffalo. It is a bull. Bull. Turn, turn, let's see its tail. He is a free bull. Today we'll tie a string to the bull's tail. What do you say Mr. Captain? Drop your underpants. No one will move from here. Everyone should watch him being disgraced. Please forgive me Mr. Captain. I'm your younger brother. I got swayed in the company of the sardars. - Shut up! Drop your underpants. Drop your gun. What's happening here? Is a shooting going on? Come on, get going from here. Phantom have you plugged your ears? Drop your gun. What if I don't drop it? Then I'll shoot your head and make a lampshade out of it. You'll keep emitting light. Century brother! Century! Mr. Captain! You scoundrel, rascal, your mother's.. What? What were you saying, sir's mother's? Huh? Speak up. What were you saying, sir's mother's? - Blessings, blessings sir. If you have any problems then tell me. Sir, sir, he just moved. When a Jat dies know that.. ..you are done. When a Jat dies know that.. When a Jat dies know that.. ..you are done. Come on baby. - That tape, damn it! Please baby, come on. What is this baby? Come. Sleep baby. - Come. Okay baby. I'm coming, huh. Yes hero, where is your madam? She.. Madam! Oh madam! Bring your sexy self here. Come, come. Before we carry out the funeral of your lover we.. ..thought of thanking you for calling us here. Mr. Captain, I got swayed in the company of the sardars. Drop your underpants. I saw that the Jats had.. Hello Delhi Police control room. Who is towards Chattrapur? Who is towards Chattrapur? Some Lavina and Lokesh Duggal's life is in danger. Is there any unit nearby? Come in 216, come in 216. I'm in Chattrapur, I'm going there. Bhusan Dhondiyal is my name. I take out melting needle from fire. What do you say sir? Take u-turn. The public is in trouble and I won't come? How is that possible? I had called 100 to save you from the Jats. I didn't know that these rascals will come. Even our mothers didn't know that we'll be scoundrels. You've worn a nice pair of underpants. Thank you sir. Come on take it out. Sir please sir, even you too. This is against law. My underpants. Take out the tape, you scoundrel. Tape? Sir, tape is not with me. If you say this again then.. Sir, sir, sir, the tape is with them sir. What? He is lying, sir. - Yes. He is lying, sir. He is clearly lying. Do I appear to be in the position to lie? The tape was hidden in my clothes and they snatched away my clothes. Undress yourselves. - Sir. - Undress! Undress! - Okay sir. There is nothing in it. Come on get down. Sir, what are you doing? - Sir.. I'll search everything inside. - Okay. Hey! Sir, I don't know why they.. Oh no! Come on, tell where the tape is? Else the next bullet will be aimed at her head. Sir, please sir, I'll give you the tape. Please leave her. Just look at the love this guy has for her. I can become a girl to get your love. Look, I've left her. Now take it out. Sir. You are a rascal. Strange, the work that the bullet couldn't do was done by this girl. Come on, give the tape. Not there, here. Have you come for a wedding party that you want tape? What? Hey you boy give the tape here. Hey, does the tape belong to your father? Say. Then is it your father's? Come on your game is over. Hey you boy give the tape to sir. How come you all have come here to die? I have called them. - Quereshi. Not to die but to kill. I can find out even the melting needle inside fire. What do you say sir? Take u-turn. Quereshi! You betrayer. Your sins had multiplied. The time to stop it had come. I'll destroy all of you if you don't drop the gun. What's going on? Dhondiyal. - Sir. Who has the power now? I'm your wife's lover and my name is Sarfarosh Choudhury. This is not a caste war. What do you want? Give that boy and this inspector to us. That's all. We don't want anything else. Look, you can take the boy after we are done with him. But the one whom you are abusing is our sir. We cannot give him to you. Then even Lord Hanuman can't save your sir. Nunna! Nunna! Nunna! Lokesh! Lokesh, wait there. Let's go. Let's go. Lokesh! Lokesh, listen to me. Lokesh, where are you all going? Lokesh! Come on. Run! Come on, come on. Hold on. Yes, let's go, let's go. Lokesh, you boy. Listent o me. Dad, I need to get that tape. I'm locked in here. The other key is kept on the window sill in bathroom. Listen, Manohar Acharya is the same guy who had labeled.. ..true charges of corruption against your father. We won't get a better chance to overturn the government than this one. Therefore listen to me carefully. Come on, come on, fast. Lokesh! Listen, listen to me. Hey listen. Hey, where are you going? Lokesh, stop. Lokesh, what are you doing? Just a minute. Hey! Hey Lokesh! Open the door. Lokesh, what are you doing? Lokesh! - Oh no! - Listen. Stop! Hey! Listen! Lokesh listen o me. Stop! Open the door. Lokesh! Look I won't do anything. Stop, listen to me. Lokesh! Lokesh, stop. Lokesh, open the door. Lokesh! Listen to me. - Lokesh! Open the door. Lokesh! Lokesh! Listen! - Listen to me. Lokesh, Lokesh, what are you doing? Open the door, give me the tape. No Lokesh, don't give the tape to this scoundrel. All the policemen are puppets in the hands of the minister. This tape must reach the common man. He is right Lokesh. The public should know how corrupt Manohar Acharya is. - Okay. What will happen if they come to know? Someone else who is corrupt will come in Acharya's place. Just think for yourself Lokesh. How much would you've earned for working in one night? 500? 800? Today I'm ready to give you 50 lakhs for this tape. Now tell what you have to say. If you work for 17 years except on Sundays then you'll.. ..be able to earn 50 lakhs. Lokesh, give this tape to the people of Adarsh Bharat Yuva Dal. Yes, yes. - Okay. Lokesh, what are you doing? Don't be crazy. You won't get such an opportunity in life again. Nothing will change if you give this tape. But 50 lakhs can change your entire life. Shut up! Every man is not saleable like you. Look brother, every man has a price for his prestige. I have one and so do you. I don't have one. Come on give it to me. - Okay, listen. If you feel that 50 lakhs is a small amount then take 1 crore. What do you say? - The person should quote the right price. Else everyone's shop opens up in some way or the other. Okay not 1 crore but 2, 2 crores. Cash, right now. Hand to hand. Tell, tell your price. This is the opportunity. Okay, okay listen. 5 crores. 5 crores. 10 crores. What? - I've decided brother. The price of my one night is 10 crores. Okay final, 10 crores. Lokesh, don't be foolish. Give me the tape. I want 15 crores. I'll give you brother. I'll give; I'll give, right now, in hand. What are you saying Lokesh? Have you lost it? Lavina, 15 crores. What can't I do with it? My entire life will change. Forget your anchoring we can open an even company. Look you.. - Lokesh, listen to me carefully. You are selling off the rights of a common man.. ..in greed of money. Watching this tape and knowing the truth of the minister is.. ..the right of the common man. Which common man? Which common man are you talking about? One who sells his vote for a bottle of liquor. Or the one who never comes to vote. Nothing is going to improve in this country this way. Nothing better can happen in this country. And even if I let go this opportunity to earn 15 crores for.. ..that common man then how can you guarantee that.. ..they won't vote Manohar Acharya again for two bottles of liquor? Do you take guarantee for the common man? No, right? Look you've stopped talking. Great my friend! Such an impressive lecture. This logic has washed off all my sins. Wait. Take this. The key to your good fortune. There is an ambassador car down there. There are 5 suitcases in the dickey. One is yours. Count it and be satisfied and then give me the tape. Okay. Come on, go. If you open this then our journey together ends here. Yes, keep roaming about. Look at Mr. Mehta's son. He earns 35,000 per month. He has bought a flat. And look at yourself. Brother, Mercedes. One day your brother will buy a car like this one. I had never pressurized my brains in my entire life.. ..the way I had done on that night. I was neither swimming nor drowning. I didn't know if I was in water or engulfed in tsunami. The common man has his right on this tape. I didn't know what god can do to a man in one night. He can do anything. Come on. - Yes, anything. Hello! In today's breaking news a tape given by an unknown person has.. ..created a stir in the political circle. With the help of the sting operation done by Sri Sri Shivanand Swami.. ..C.B.I has arrested Chief Minister Manohar Acharya for.. ..possession of black money and for buying legislative members.. ..and media with the money. Corruption! Shame! Shame! Corruption! Shame! Shame! Corruption! Shame! Shame! Corruption! Shame! Shame! Corruption! Shame! Shame! Corruption! Shame! Shame! - Sir, what about the 75 crores.. ..that is with the police? Sir, the countrymen want an answer. I would like to tell my countrymen that I'm clean. This is a fake tape. I'm being framed. Someone has just thrown a slipper at Mr. Manohar Acharya. You can see that the police is arresting that man. After this stunning disclosure the public and the opposition parties.. ..have got enraged. Rallies are being taken out against Mr. Manohar Acharya in.. ..different parts of the country. You can see here that a garland of slippers is being.. ..put around the puppet of Manohar Acharya. Two prominent politicians of Bhartiya Janadesh Party.. ..and Swadesh party has been suspended for taking bribe. DCP Ramcharan Sisodiya has also been suspended. The CEO of News Media Sailesh Roy and TV Live's President.. ..Sohail Biswas who were shown in the video.. ..are also being questioned by the CBI. You can see that it's raining slippers behind me. The public is enraged and they are throwing slippers. Oh no! Who threw this slipper? We are from the media. And now we would like to tell you about the person.. ..for whom all this became possible. Adarsh Bharat Yuva Dal's secretary Ashok Gandhi.. ..says that this young man is just 23 years old and is a student.. ..of Delhi University. He was offered a bribe of 15 crores not to give the tape. But he valued his honesty more than money. And he understood his responsibility towards his country. This man handed over five suitcases containing 15 crores each.. ..that is 75 crores to the government. The man has refused to disclose his name and.. ..he calls himself a common man. NTV 247 salutes this unknown hero on behalf of the entire country. What a wonderful person! - Yes man! He is the right guy! Who does this nowadays? I'm dying to know who he is. I would love to meet him. - Bye, see you, bye. Protector. Commuters please pay attention. This is 11:40's last metro from kendriya sachivalay.. ..Central Legislature to Badarpur border. Hello there! Lokesh! What has happened to you? - This? Just like this. It's a long story. I'll tell you. Tell something about yourself. I've been travelling in this last metro for the past four nights.. ..just for you. You told me that you are doing one more show here. That's the reason. Today's show was at Gandhi Auditorium. Thank you Bapu. Seems Gandhiji will help us to unite. That night was Gandhi's birth anniversary and.. ..today it is Gandhi Auditorium, isn't it? How are you Lavina? I'm happy but a bit confused. Confused? About what happened that night? - That night.. ..my tube light was switched on after some time. But it was finally switched on. How come that happened? You were defused till I was with you. Just after you left the electrician of my fortune entered. It doesn't matter to me if you keep the suitcase or not. Give me the tape or I'll shoot you right here. Hey, leave him. Shut up, you scoundrel. Look, listen to me. - Shut your mouth. It won't take me two seconds to shoot a saleable dog like you. Hey! - Hey! You feel bad, right? You are a dog. Saleable dog belonging to Sisodiya. You understand the term dog right? Dog is loyal but to the master who feeds him. When a dog loses control he doesn't leave his mother or sister. There is no difference between you and a dog. Because you've set a rate for your mother land. You can also sell your mother. - Hey! Quereshi, what are you doing? Have you become crazy? Look, you are a Muslim.. ..and they belong to the Hindu party Adarsh Bharat Dal. They'll just throw you out when their work gets done. Try to understand. Patriots are of the same religion, you betrayer. Patriotism. Come on give the tape else your dead body will be lying here. I'll give 15 crores to you too. What do you say? Give the tape. - Lokesh, he won't do anything. Don't give him the tape. I'll get the tape over your dead body. Quereshi, now.. Give me the tape, damn it. I'm not an idiot like him. I'll not count till three. I'll take the tape over your dead body. Give me the tape, damn it! Give me the tape. It is my tape. Come on give it to me, damn it. Come on, bye. I could've pulled the trigger after two seconds. But I want to give you one more chance, Lucky. If you sell yourself today you won't be able to buy back yourself.. ..in your entire life. The decision is in your hands. Do you want to become a dog or a man? Hail India! Quereshi. Good that he died. He was boring me. Lokesh! Come to your senses, my king. All this keep on happening. Give me the tape.. ..go home and count the money. I'm so proud of you Lokesh. But why didn't you disclose your name in the interview? You would've become a hero if you had disclosed your name. That's because I did nothing heroic. I just did what I felt was right. And I don't want useless credit for not doing anything wrong. But you are a hero, my hero. Oh no! If you had kissed me like this the other night then I would've.. ..forgotten 75 crores just like this. Just a second, just a second. Naughty! Did you call us madam? There is no one naughtier than us. Mr. Captain, we've got this fellow. Tell us what shall we do? Let him go. He has made a place for himself in my heart.. ..by letting go of 75 crores. We are useless chaps. We even steal bananas and then eat them. Kiss her I am not watching. Kiss her else we'll kiss her. No, no. The next station is Lajpatnagar. - I'll kiss her at home. My stop has come. Bye. I had almost died there. I don't want such surprises in life. - Really? Then what sort of surprise do you want? Mercedes? It's mine. Really? - Yes! How did you by such an expensive car? I helped the government nab 75 crores of black money. The government awarded me with 10%. I bought this car and a flat too. Really? - Yes. You are a rock star. Rock star protector. Who says that honesty is not in fashion? It's the in thing. Its hit, super hit. |
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