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Kung Fu League (2018)
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Yingxiong, help To pick up a girl you need to hold on let go of bao'er ha - go away Hurry go Fei yingxiong I fight it out with you My bad bao'er is your girl ah ha ha ha ha ha ha my name is fei yingxiong twenty-five years old I'm a cartoonist the day I finished my first comic book kung fu league I made a decision I want to give a love letter to bao'er my dream lover it was this decision that changed my fate Bao'er I am sorry sorry sorry are you ok I'm fine yingxiong, are you okay? I'm fine let me help you wow when did you draw these? Er I... just draw them casually yingxiong what is the story of this comic? Er It is a time slip story master wong, master huo, zhen and ip man travel to 21st century to uphold justice and help the needy bao'er hello, president cousin, this is yingxiong's painting four masters travel to modern times creative took a long time to draw? No no the team leader asked me to draw... Bao'er did you do sports before going to work - I've long thought about - Hey, let's go, let's go this idea of the "four masters" miss ying, you look so beautiful today dry cleaning. I know, sweetie. Calabash brothers and monkey king sun wukong enough, enough if you don't bare you heart to bao'er she will be zhang peng's girlfriend oh, no. Aunt now what you should do now is to date her go shopping, have dinner, watch movies then register, get married, have a baby miss ying, miss ying oh, what happened we have a meeting now coming I tell you the girl's youth is very short and doesn't wait you didn't manage to date bao'er in four years in college what a failure let me help you this take it to her that's too fast happy birthday to you I know that it's your birthday today take the cake to her and make a wish tell her what you want to say if you can't say it out, just write a love letter miss ying miss ying president zhang tells you to put less sugar and more milk in bao'er's coffee coming if it weren't for your cousin's illness that required money I won't be here humph come on What took you so long? Do you still want your job? What are you doing? Thief! I'm not you're not? What did you put inside the bag? I did not put anything inside what do you put in? Nothing? Don't take me wrong - let's have a look - Take it out! Let me have a look I didn't put anything... Take it out! Let me have a look don't come over ah! He The thief beat me I didn't steal anything I really didn't steal anything hey, look I didn't steal anything step aside impossible yingxiong is not such a person I can guarantee that with my personality although he is poor he will never do such thing although he is poor very, very poor Yes I am very poor I am very poor Get out of here president yingxiong is a very nice person it must be a misunderstanding miss ying - right? I heard that your son is seriously ill go to work go to work why standing here? Go to work Master wong, master huo, zhen, ip man don't you uphold justice and help the needy? Why don't you help me to get bao'er? Zhang peng, you make me jealous why do you have everything? Why do I have nothing? Today is my birthday I want you all these kung fu masters come to help me my wish is Young man, who are you? Do you want us to help you? Master, do you know him? Hello, say it quickly hey I'll take it as your promise How can you compete with master wong? You are talking rubbish My dear, I know it's not so appropriate but I must make a choice between the two men you obviously arranged wong to be my childhood sweetheart why did you arrange me to meet Mr. x? You sent to me a new man and still keep the old one with me it's such a difficult decision for me Wong, how dare you to exceed me Kai, watch out villain kin yes, master a niu, shake the lion's head yes Kai, hit him - ok, go you fight with me? I'm villain kin go Villain kin is going to catch up catch up with master wong Kai miss miss master wong's lion is knocked down it seems that this time he will be taken away understand if master wong encouter any accident I will be with that guy but if wong is safe and sound then I'll make a clean break with Mr. x Kai - master master wong is coming again don't never let wong win Miss no-shadow-foot My dear, you are really so harsh to let me spend the rest of my life with wong master wong Arrange someone to take this letter to Shanghai tonight give it to Mr. x miss you are going to make a clean break with Mr. x? Since the choice has already been made for me I can only let go miss then just let go you think it's very easy it's very easy to break off? Then why don't you just give the letter to master wong anyway, you didn't put anyone's name on it no way wong has waited for me for so many years I only spent three months with Mr. x how can I do that? Master wong is back ah Master wong - congratulations - Thank you thank you thank you, thank you wing foon wing foon wing master, today is everyone's birthday yours, mine, and his yep by the way today is the seventh day of the lunar month, the man-day it's everyone's birthday there is a custom in western society called making a wish my wish is to master wong I'm not stupid you have waited for me for so many years I certainly know your greatest wish is to marry me a good man goes far away from his home and aspires to a great career to punish the evil and help the weak the reason why I didn't marry you is the fear that my enemies will come to you stop you don't need to send the letter out in order not to hinder you from helping the weak I will leave tomorrow Don't worry you've waited for me for so many years I will make you my wife how romantic this ring I have put here for more than ten years I see why you're so uneasy today I understand after all you are a big girl that letter just send it out what letter that letter I have kept it for more than ten years just tell my mom we are getting married it's good to have your mother happy why aren't you going yet? 13th aunt your dream finally comes true I want to have a home ok ok ok ok Slowly wait for me, master wong master wong I've come to you from a great distance you must help me we You master huo zhen ip man why should I help you? To uphold justice and help the weak for chivalrous spirit for one five two one five two one five two do come here to help me what is one five two? Help Who are you? Zhiwei don't die zhiwei zhiwei Zhiwei, don't die zhiwei are you ok? Zhiwei the photographer has been changed what who is it? Nice kung fu what happened? So grandiloquent. He thinks he's doing an unrealistic anti-Japanese drama? Qing kung? Which group are you of? Don't run. Come back to filming who the heck are you? Hey, you stop Why do you chase me? I'm not chasing you they are chasing me What the heck! Who are they? What's wrong with you grandmaster dugu qiubai watch out the sword come back your kung fu is excellent I want to sign a contract with you as the protagonist of my next film be careful - don't go why did you attack me? I just saved you don't fight what's your name? Zhen I need your help? You're so ungrateful What's your name? Wong you like master wong so much I promise I'll make you the next Vincent zhao wenzhuo I don't know who Vincent zhao wenzhuo is but I, wong, will never be the next Vincent zhao wenzhuo I am just myself master wong I am the disciple of master huo zhen - ah, you are Bruce Lee master huo let's leave here first master wong, let's go don't go director, are you okay? All departments ready! Touch up the make-up for the actors it seems that director zhang is obsessed with kung fu everyone, keep quiet he is nuts where is your master last night I drank with my master ugh after drinking I had a very strange dream there was a merman come to me for help after waking up master told me that he had a same one and we found it that we came to the place called hengdian we see a lot of weird people they don't seem to be of our time what do you mean? We come to another world I think we traveled through time this is definitely not our time master wong look Everybody, come and follow me here is the wingchun martial club this is the largest club in hengdian... We did traveled through time no, you are master huo? Yes, master ip master it's my master eh Always challenge me when I have a meal master ip, don't take me wrong take you wrong? You are not here to challenge me are you coming here to have a meal with me? The scent led me here I'm hungry for a long time I went out with my disciple to find food but we got separated master hey I didn't lie to you this is my disciple, zhen next to him, I don't know who he is he is the famous master wong Goodbye master what the heck! You said you are not here to challenge me master huo zhen and then master wong really, I'm wong from foshan did he know my affair with 13th aunt? I don't think his reaction is like that you must be careful if he knows my affair with 13th aunt how can he let go of me? That makes sense I haven't ask oh, I'm from foshan, wing chun master ip... We are from the same place master ip, what is your name? Bit man then how did he travel through time? It's a long story I had a dream last night of a beautiful merman when I woke up, I am here you had the same dream as master and I he gave me a number my is 841 my is 152 what about you? Darn what should I do 13th aunt is waiting for me to marry her next month marry the most important thing is your marriage. Just go, master wong let us be no We all traveled through time to come here find the merman first, otherwise I can't just let you be ah You guys go first leave me alone why someone else travel through time I can be a connector are there someone else coming excuse me, where is the crew of the three kingdoms? Do you know director, they are on it go away, you the psycho director comes go Don't go. I'll sign a contract with you master master go - go darn why is he so low? Master what should we do now it is near the large city go and see if we can find acquaintances to find the merman right master wong, large city is not peaceful you can just stay here master huo, you really are a hero always have considerations for others I definitely will take you as a friend I will undergo the most severe trials with you Eh It should be the marshal mansion but now it's the city management office people say 13th aunt - it's demolished where can I find you? Leaflet have a look "a place where dreams begin." Man in your dream after Alpha dog won Lee se-dol and ke jie there have been waves in the al market zhang peng, president of China a science and technology co., ltd. Announced today that artificial intelligence Superman a will challenge the champion of the "world wushu contest" "I will go to the wushu contest venue at 7 tonight. Will you come?" "If you don't show up, let's never meet again." What do we eat? Big Mac combo have it here? Hot 'n spicy mcchicken combo waiter Master wong, do you have silver I usually eat at home do you have free Wi-Fi? Of course thanks give me three free Wi-Fi combo no chili you want free combo? You can try this I am absolutely... Thank you very much come go Master what about me we are so familiar that will be like incest you deal with it yourself Must you do this? Why don't you just give him money My treat You four are so poor let me help you The money is enough for you to buy tickets to come back home no, no, no hold it this girl she is as nice as 13th aunt there is nothing to say come let me give you a hug yo Master don't do this to the young girl oh Then please leave your name so that my descendants will be able to return the money to you in 2018 descendants I'm huo I am his disciple zhen wong bit man a ha ha ha I have to go what's so funny? Everyone, say goodbye here and stop pretending master wong in the midnight to shock others bye this girl is really chivalrous let's split the money thank you very much master, is he reliable "I trust that you did not steal anything." "But why were you holding the bag that I gave miss ying?" I will go to jinshan wushu contest venue at 9 pm. Join me! Wow, a den of thieves to err is human brothers I'm foshan wong you are master wong then he is Jay chou go Go Lost track boxing Kung fu one horizontal stroke, one vertical stroke the right one shall stand the wrong one shall fall I'm wrong I shall fall down master ip is really powerful you didn't even touch him and he is lying here big brothers your kung fu is superb I'm shi gandang I am extremely admired my gang just robbed you I will give your money back, double money is useless we can't go back is your home far away? To be honest even if we have money we don't know how to go back ah Long story in short, we need find the boy who asked for help in our dream so that we can find a way to go back oh, you are looking for someone easy I have plenty of friends all corners of the country if you want to find someone, I can get him in minutes okay if you help us find him your debts can be written off once and for all deal you give me the information of the boy I do not know he just left a few figures for us my is 841 Didn't you say 33 last time? Right, 33 use wechat swindle software enter all the numbers three people in a group see if you can find out the meaning of the figures I'll find him out. You may rest assured ok ok bro, it's a phone number Why did you give them dreams? It was not me this this phone is stolen in the subway from a boy It seems that bao'er asked him out this evening to meet in the wushu contest venue it's him it's him let us come in and have a look please the information books of "ten tigers of guangdong" are all here the books of Shaolin are here Keep low profile I, master huo, have been open and aboveboard all my life I'll never be like a thief in the night master, you're so great you still want to find the boy in your dreams? If you don't want to find him you can speak even louder Master wong master wong, your exhibits 13th aunt's secret lover wow a love letter the seventh day of the lunar month the man-day master wong it's more important to find the boy don't care about the little things master huo there is no trivial matter about 13th aunt master wong ah, there is no name master huo why did you drop on your knees? Zhen why am I kneeling here? My master hated it most those who cuckold a husband so he is determined to help you find him out cut him up to feed the dog this doesn't explain why he had to kneel down as inspiration comes we always do this several times in a day why so surprised? No wonder like master, like disciple Your cherry mouth speak endlessly words of love your sweet talks echo in my mind when you open your mouth two rows of white teeth are so charming your charming hair flutters in the wind it's like thousands... Enough master wong, there are more you why did you do this? Zhen, why did I do this? Before killing someone my master will always carefully design the style of the killer he does this just want to show his determination to help you revenge thank you what the heck? You so understand your master did you study philosophy or psychology? I study everything where is bro shi? Wipe your face thank you master wong, bro shi may be here come and see You do you want to get rid of us no I think you are very strange you will able to move after a while what happed? Mute point why do you stare? Eh Why don't let him close the other eye? Why do you leave one eye open? That one is left for you president zhang, you have a visitor someone come, master master ip, guard him how did you come, bao'er? I have an appointment here with my master qiao shanhu I'll introduce him to you oh no, thanks I just passed by and come in to see if you are here I never expected that you still care about me so much this is something that I have put so much effort into bao'er do you know why I want to hold the contest? I know there is someone below the table one person I'm in the artificial intelligence industry but I like kung fu very much that's why you hold the contest not only so... It's the boy in our dreams finally, I successfully developed an al kung fu armor whatever kind of person put on this armor he will become a kung fu master cousin I'm on your side of course, this is just one of the reasons look at him, lurks there and eavesdrops he doesn't seem like a good person this one it's a smart kung fu doll that I made myself I worked hard for so many years in fact, is just for this now I give this invention patent to you cousin - I - You don't need to say anything I know your heart belongs to someone else I knew that in the comics workshop fei yingxiong, right? He is not a person of the our world fei yingxiong doesn't deserve you I hope you can accept it just like I've been around you and protect you President zhang here I am there are four people under the table what did you say one knows nothing of kung fu two of them are of one faction what are you guys? One is a master of leg kung fu come out Bao'er, go go out quickly go quickly. Go quickly Zhen, you go to help master wong yes, master Master wong wong wong wong master wong zhen so you are...? That's right, I am master huo I'm fierce the comics I drew came true master wong go Master wong don't wait for me. I'm going to get back 13th aunt's letter Bao'er aha ha ha ha I really have a dream come true this time yingxiong master ip, untie his points and go are you really ip man? Are you ip man? What points? I see you did not come here to see me I wish I could have you here to help me I didn't expect you folks really came kid you immediately made a wish let us return to our own time if not, you will end up like this ah Master ip sir please hurry up and make a wish let us return to our own time I am very anxious to ask 13th aunt about this letter ok Eh Why are we still here? Of course I made a wish to let you stay here I was going out to bare one's heart to bao'er you four guys pulled me back you must teach me martial arts I wish to be in front of zhang peng won the champion of the world wushu contest with the 30 million no one will say I am poor I will deserve bao'er you must stay and help me you dig your grave stop uphold justice and help the needy, help the needy to help themselves. You kill him you can't go back to your time yes in ancient times you are four heroes but here you are four losers like him you have no money, no car, no house all right needless to say I can see that you are the digestive tract of the 19th century two meals with dirty cooking oils, you will kick the bucket just help him help him to win after that, he dates the girl you come back to your time perfect right? Right? Only who is right is qualified to speak yes Bro tao last night I met four martial arts masters they said that because of fei yingxiong's wishes they traveled through time to here they also said that if they do not fulfill fei yingxiong's wish they have no way to go back I bring them here today to meet you because I have an idea to make a fortune with the four guys Come on. Quickly. Teach me masterpiece kung fu then I will first teach you lost track boxing ok Go grab the ball Come I'm not afraid of you Come again Wow, what's that kung fu? Bro tao surprise, right? Lost track boxing your opponent can never see clearly your track I only knew when I watched TV yesterday that c Ronald learned just a little of the lost track boxing that he can do the perfect deceptive movements his opponents can never find the ball I was born in a wrong time or else I am the footballer of the year every year time slip yes fei yingxiong takes the opportunity to racketeer the four masters I'm be their agent to help fei get his girl back opportunity knocks only once bro tao, it's the only chance in our lifetime at whatever cost we can never let go of this great opportunity I see teach me that, teach me the boxing no problem under the guidance of us four masters with your qualifications, about thirty years are enough thirty years thirty years bao'er's children will grow up and date someone is there a second way? Yes open up your three gi channels and seven chakras with external force master ip the seven chakras are the crown chakra third-eye chakra throat chakra heart chakra solar plexus chakra abdomen chakra last one the root chakra if we can make it overnight you will be able to throw an elephant with one hand and cross the river on a Reed leaf right come connect my gi channels it's not that easy as far as I know from ancient times to the present no one has succeeded yet at most they made it to the third chakra don't be afraid I am not afraid let's get through from my root chakra. Come on All contestants have already checked in the hotel designated by the conference today to prepare for the world wushu championship contest, which begins tomorrow more than forty schools participated in this contest facing the sea it's the theme of your room your room is a penthouse it's her there is something on your mouth I will wipe it for you not the first time anyway that girl, that night There are quite a few contestants - there is no room available - Yes we must be busy this time secretary chen is our room cleaned up? Of course, president zhang eh You guys why didn't you return home? Thank you for your help last time we finally found the man in our dreams as long as we can help him to complete his wish we will be able to go home man in your dreams yingxiong What do you have to say to this girl? Let's say it I don't have anything to say what are you afraid of? We're all here go Ok, ok tell her what you want to say Bao'er I have always been - your call pick it up yingxiong it is me, your aunt I don't know how to start but your cousin's ill is much more serious recently the doctor said he needs operation fortunately, president zhang lent me some money we are of a world different from their we are all ordinary people you, just let go let go of bao'er and don't have any expectations it's my request this time aunt is begging you ok Thank you I am sorry Do you have anything to say? Just tell her Eh Nothing Ah What's more to say? Meet you in the ring tomorrow go, let's go stop the no-shadow-foot that you used that night has been lost for more than a hundred years who are you? And who are you? Heir of dragon boxing qiao shanhu I am their agent no contract, no insurance, no payment we won't have a fight with you if you really are interested in our masters see you in the ring humph go, go A man whose sword is not pulled out yet being scared by a love rival is not so pathetic at least he knows who his rival is but me I don't even know who my rival is don't talk about it. Just drink it let's toast Go on "I love you" "so thoroughly, nobody loves you more than I do" "I love you" "not for one or two days" I was wrong from the beginning outrageously wrong I am very poor. I have no money I wasn't able to learn any kung fu now my aunt told me to give up what do I insist it's useless fei yingxiong a true man has courage get up with courage tell the girl you love her I really want to tell her but I can't go back to my time 13th aunt where are you hey are you ok? Drank too much - how much did he drink? - I don't know 13th aunt how much did he drink? I didn't pay attention - come to get the manager here - Go quickly hello, wake up I see go I see master wong as true men we bleed. We don't cry ah Sorry, master wong The wound is bound up you should feel guilty to cuckold him who cuckolded him? Of course it's you who else? I? Why did you say it's me? Master wong committed suicide. I didn't sigh chen zhen didn't sigh only you sighed zhen, why did I sigh? My master sighed because he has a crush on master wong what he has a crush then why did he say sorry to master wong? Why did I say I'm sorry? You shifted your love to another person who is it? It's him me Come here I'm not psychologically prepared of course you are not psychologically prepared you said you love 13th aunt when did I say I love her? It was on the rooftop that day you talked with your disciple you speak Shanghai dialect. So do I. After winning the game, give your part of the reward to me then I won't tell anyone master wong when did you come here? I came here since the very beginning of your conversation 13th aunt is right your teeth are really white charming no I have to brush my teeth now otherwise, 13th aunt will dislike me master wong shu... Just continue to speak ill of me It's him he deserves this Master wong, don't I want to commit suicide to hit and kill myself ah Oh, my my legs president zhang I saw fei yingxiong go out for bao'er what idiot you two, don't run. Stop don't let him go finish off him Stop you still want to run? What are you doing? Who it's me! It's me fei yingxiong don't be afraid it's not me who stole this suit the woman, she took off her suit and gave it to me no I took off my clothes to her then she... What am I talking about? This suit is she and I took off no Give me a little bit of time I can do it a little bit Master wong was drunk he cried badly in his heart, he has always wanted to tell someone but he doesn't have an opportunity now 13th aunt is not in the same time with him but you are here with me so I still have this opportunity today I have a lot of things to tell you these words have been in my heart for a long time Last time I didn't steal your stuff I just wrote a love letter an put it in your bag You wrote a letter, too? What do you mean "too"? Nothing I think the letter is not straightforward enough I remember that I hid it in this bag this bag this bag right, this bag liar, there is no love letter in it I hid it in a secret place This letter Do you remember on September 1, 2012, at the school gate this is not what I wrote don't read it the sky was very blue that day and there is a breeze I made a decision I must get the boy in jeans to help me take my luggage don't think that I'm so delicate that I can't even move the trunk Miraculous did you watch that last two seconds? Of course of course what? The last three pointer? Buzzer beater. Cool I'll help you. I can help you no. Thanks hey girl, I can help you I'll take it for you everyone is staring at the ball the ball is on the rim it was an accident was it so exciting? "It's not long since we met" "but I'm so familiar already" "with your smile and your everything" - "my heart flutters with joy" - Thank you "every time you're near" "as the roadside restaurant is just full" fei yingxiong is on the second floor - "as I just bring an umbrella" - No one's here - "I decide to go home later slightly - The seats are yours "as it so happens" "as the weather turns nice" "as buses drive away" "you finally walk by there" "I'm going that way, too. Coincidence" "in the moonlight, our shadows side by side" "I peek at your profile" "and see galaxies" "in your eyes" - dad. Dad. What is so urgent? I want to work in my cousin's comics workshop don't you like traditional Chinese painting? Since when you changed your taste and like comics? "After graduation" hello we meet again "let me be there with you" "as it so happens" "you will meet me there" "and fall in love me" "as we look to each other" "as we want to pour out our hearts" "as the bright rainbow arches above" "hold me tightly" "in your arms" You scared me cousin why are you here? You came out for him He bared his love for me kidding me he is a poor boy he is not good enough for you cousin I do not allow you to say him like that don't call me cousin do we have kinship? No No "World wushu contest" rest assured ladies and gentlemen welcome to the world wushu contest there is only one champion there is only one trophy who stands to the end is the king the prize is rmb 30 million rmb 30 million fortune. Hahaha please verify then sign your name here versus one one versus ten. That's me. Please put on your clothes being naked is not respectful to the contest not respectful? What about him? This is the standard clothing of sumo I'm not respectful if I don't wear a shirt he is respectful with less clothes than me Mr. The next one is you oh Master wong master wong. It's your turn defeat them and you can go home master wong what's up with him wong... master wong, I'm on your side what's the situation? You really should learn from him No-shadow-foot and lost track boxing failed to be handed down since more than a hundred years ago who are you? Wong from foshan today, I'm very honored to exchange a few blows with you please do beat me with all your strength I really want to be killed by you hello bro tao don't worry there is definitely no problem and absolutely pleasant surprises at that time, the four great masters will lose to fei yingxiong this championship is still ours Prepare start what do you guys what the heck? Tactics just tactics what tactics if you lose this time I cut you up to feed the dog Harder One two I told you to kill me not to press me let's give me something exciting Hahaha Tell me why do you look down on me? Why do you look down on me? Harder He is committing suicide you can't just lose to him intentionally, master wong you can't play this way Hey you can't come up What on earth are you doing? Yeah, what are you doing? Yeah, what do you want? What? Didn't you hear it? Whoever stands till the end is the champion what does that mean? Makes sense. Go go Master wong are you ok? Leave me alone ok I'll rather kill you myself if you decide to commit suicide come back come back Do you know why 13th aunt had an affair with me because she knew that you are a coward I knew that you grew up together since childhood I still dared to court her why because you are a coward it was me who received the breaking up letter I didn't give up you give up why do you give up so easily do you really love her? Don't don't beat him master wong you told me that a man must have courage to take the initiative to court a woman now I have the courage to court bao'er why don't you have the courage to come back to 13th aunt Oh, can you guys be a little bit more reliable? I will be killed by bro tao you promised to help me a man must keep his promise people practising kung fu should keep improving themselves and help the weak you failed to keep promise now even the young boy is braver than you how can people deem you as a grandmaster? I'll beat you coward to death today so that 13th aunt doesn't need to make a choice because she will have no choice I, wong will keep my promise to help yingxiong win the game and complete the wish good then we will come back to 13th aunt together to clarify everything to see who laughs last. Deal He's my opponent yingxiong, come in to hide ok Don't come over go back Master ip why are you hiding here? What? This is my unique skill one vs one hundred Zhen master wong will deal with him Ok Master wong bao'er is caught by zhang peng help me to save her bao'er is in my hands to save bao'er, you need to immediately come to the elevator no. 4 in area a lousy things go wrong I won where is bao'er? In the elevator no. 4 go Masters don't go. The contest is not over they are all gone master ip I'm counting on you ok You're so loyal you are the real grandmaster I can't. I can't pretend like this actually, I'm not ip man all of you think I'm ip man in fact, I am just a fugitive you are not ip man who are you? Bit man yingxiong one - wait for us two Five six seven where is no. 47? Over there Go Long ago, a boy fell in love with a girl they were small childhood sweethearts one day, when the boy carrying the girl she told him over his shoulder zhang peng when we grow up, I'll marry you later, the boy secretly made up his mind that he must be the best man in the world he wants to be witnessed by the world to tell her how much he loves her so the boy left his parents to study abroad on his own after returning home he founded a top technology company in China the girl loves comics so he accompanied her to work at the comics workshop the girl likes kung fu so he holds a kung fu exhibition and holds the wushu contest Later I put the proposal ring in the smart kung fu doll and gave it to her I swear I'll protect her all my life from any harm therefore I invented the strongest kung fu armor in the world to kill all these bad guys but I did not expect in the comics workshop there was a stupid kid a stupid kid yingxiong yingxiong bao'er wait you overestimated yourself to challenge us four people I'm enough to cope with you jingwumen zhen what every time your disciple fight with other people he takes off his shirt? Don't you think it's charming? Cousin please don't do this I know fei yingxiong loves you I love you, too can you give me a fair chance to compete? What, what are you looking at? A zombie a stupid kid a cripple an exhibitionist what is this a fancy dress party? How could this be? Screw you do you think that I hold the wushu contest for no reason? Your kung fu data all have been recorded in my greatest invention, kung fu armor the first step is imitation then it will figure out how to defeat you am I strong? Zhen zhen zhen master huo don't shake me it hurts badly though you see clearly zhen's moves you may not be able to see mine Zhen master wong enough You can figure out my feint attack? Nice lost track boxing Ah Lost track boxing don't move stop I never imagined that it's within your analysis give it to you losers master huo nothing he just defeated my lost track boxing but my pick-up trick must be better than his master huo master huo nothing. I'm fine master huo I know you're good at taking care of women if you can keep alive and come back take care of 13th aunt for me Cool why is he so cool master huo I'm fine. I'm fine Come again humph no shadow legs you are out of date look at my whirlwind no-shadow legs Master wong I'm sorry it's the left leg Don't. Don't Master wong Look at you, loser bao'er you said you love him does he deserve your love? Does he bao'er you said you love me you do not deserve I'll tell you a secret last night, I kissed bao'er you loser The water temperature in this pool is just right you wanna die? We've tried our best stop you know what happened next you must know I'll finish you off Loser Is there any way to teach me the top martial arts? Master wong of course there is open up your three gi channels and seven chakras with external force if we can make it you will be able to throw an elephant with one hand and cross the river on a Reed leaf overnight there is a chasm between each chakra come to the jun sky as the root chakra starts come to the hao sky as the abdomen chakra starts when the black blood comes out, the ultimate change is close when the red blood comes out, you've reached the highest level when the blood turns from black to red the seven chakras start this is the only way to open up your three qi channels good boy to pick up a girl at least you should be good-looking stupid Give me one more blow help me - and I'll make it happen - I know bao'er, help him say you love him encourage him yingxiong I want to marry you bao'er I'm coming bao'er is mine you go to die Oops - cousin please, stop let them go just say "I love you" why did you say you want to marry him? Don't you know that marriage is love's grave? Yingxiong you really died miserably bao'er it is my fault. I left you no choice to make now I'm your only choice I'm the only hero of you you can only choose me Did you hear me? Miracle impossible in the past, Bodhi Dharma had faced the wall for nine years to open up his three gi channels and start the seven chakras and finally burst out his inner strength in short fei yingxiong experienced the same thing as Bodhi Dharma and goes into a state of thanatosis with thoughts from no thoughts with seven chakras started and three gi channels are connected he can see his true strength and reshape the actual self in simple terms a resurgence the reason why you defeated the three great masters is because your armor's analysis is faster than their moves but now I've reached the highest level of Chinese martial arts speed dominates im- possible "action too fast. Fail to analyze." Opened go away I admit that your armor looks quite high-end but tell me you don't help the weak you don't go to help grandmothers cross the road that's all right but why must you bully a loser like me? Remember kung fu is just about two words martial virtue darn your martial virtue Just a little the story of bao'er and I is just like the plot in the comics a hero saved the beauty to protect himself from being cut up by bro tao as dog food bro shi fought desperately, stood there till the end and won the championship ip bit man confessed his crime and gave himself up to law I heard that he behaved quite well in jail also got a commutation I made a wish to fulfill my commitment to the three masters but they didn't go back and still lived with us for a while until that dusk Since then I never saw them again My dear wong has been missing for a month I see what you mean I'll go to Shanghai tomorrow to find Mr. x miss miss Mr. x is coming to church it's so unexpected you are so thoughtful miss but he is with wong ah, dear I am not a wanton woman two men... maybe are too over 13th aunt we're back 13th aunt I decided to stand out I don't want to be a paramour no I decided to give 13th aunt to you I wish you happy together my dear you better bring them away once and for all so that I can spend my life with zhen zhen right zhen is Mr. x ah Don't "No shadow foot" "any majestic demeanor?" "With serial legs" "I kick you to foshan" "lost track boxing" "too hard to tell" "the pastes are as quick as flash" "see how can you deal with it" "small daggers" "I play them up" "nunchakus" "and you are all knocked down" "a decisive chop" "wingchun fights the fast with slow" "only the insiders are qualified to learn" "so take it easy" "ah ha ha" "listen, it was the sound when you were challenged" "listen, the feelings are brewing silently" "listen, the winner is not decided in that game of love" "listen, the story in your heart skims over like shadow" "fate is just fate, helplessly" "be it mountain of swords of sea of flames, it's a test" "I wait for love coming and going, however everything is doomed" "I sleep and wake up. I am confused and yet conscious." "I walk alone on jianghu, inured to the unusual "I know a little about the gist of love. It's not just black or white." "I practice footwork and I am straightforward" "I love freedom, I enjoy wandering around with no school" "listen, it was the sound when you were challenged" "listen, the feelings are brewing silently" "listen, the winner is not decided in that game of love" "listen, the story in your heart skims over like shadow" "fate is just fate, helplessly" "be it mountain of swords of sea of flames, it's a test" "I wait for love coming and going, however everything is doomed" "I sleep and wake up. I am confused and yet conscious." "I walk alone on jianghu, inured to the unusual "I know a little about the gist of love. It's not just black or white." "I practice footwork and I am straightforward" "I love freedom, I enjoy wandering around with no school" "I walk alone on jianghu, inured to the unusual "I know a little about the gist of love. It's not just black or white." "I practice footwork and I am straightforward" "I love freedom, I enjoy wandering around with no school" "no shadow foot" "any majestic demeanor?" "With serial legs" "I kick you to foshan" "lost track boxing" "too hard to tell" "the pastes are as quick as flash" "see how can you deal with it" "small daggers" "I play them up" "nunchakus" "and you are all knocked down" "a decisive chop" "wingchun fights the fast with slow" "only the insiders are qualified to learn" "so take it easy" "ah ha ha" |
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