Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special (2010)

Steel yourself
against my steel, villain!
Yah!
Your reign of tears is over!
I got the onion, dad!
I'll get the bok choy!
Hyah!
I'll get the radish.
Yah! Chop it fine, son.
Chop it fine!
- Carrot!
- Mushrooms.
- Ginger!
- Leeks!
- Garlic!
- Soy sauce!
- Beets!
- No beets.
But I like beets.
Shh.
One final ingredient.
Noodles!
One noodle soup!
So delicious!
Yeah.
Dad, this dream is awesome!
It's the noodle dream.
Whoa!
Tai lung?
I thought you were dea...
Wait!
Please don't eat my son!
Have some delicious
noodle soup.
So delicious!
Don't worry, dad!
I got it under control!
Nooo!
Oof!
Agh!
- Rrr...
- Hyah!
- Yah!
- Aaargh!
Wait, wait!
Where are you going?
We're cooking together!
Sorry, dad.
Evil doesn't take a holiday.
And neither do I.
Goodbye, dad.
Po, don't go!
Don't go, my son!
You can't leave me alone!
I need you.
Aah!
Pooo!
Yah!
Dad, where'd they go?
What'd they look like?
Po, uh, I was dreaming.
It was awful!
We were cooking.
But then you left me.
Now, how could you leave me?
Dad, it was just a dream.
I'm not going anywhere.
Now come on down.
I got all the decorations out.
Oh, thank you, po.
You are such a good son.
Hmm, you owe me 17 yuan
for the new door.
Oh, whoa!
Right on top.
It's the sun lantern
I made when I was a cub.
Do you know
why it was on top, po?
Because I opened the box
this summer
just to look at it.
I love winter festival so much
sometimes I just can't wait.
Me too.
The decorations...
The party games.
The dancing, huh, dad?
The dancing.
- Whoo!
- Noodles.
Whoo!
Wha... whoa.
- Good morning, dragon warrior.
I was just practicing my...
Empty belly defense.
Mr. ping, may I borrow
po for a moment?
Well, actually, we're
very busy decorating for the...
po, I've come to talk to you
about the winter feast
at the jade palace.
- You will be...
- Be coming!
The winter feast with
the kung fu masters
from all the provinces?!
No, po, you will
not be invited.
You will be hosting.
Me? Ho-o-osting?
Hoo hoo!
Wonderful news, is it not?
As the dragon warrior,
this is one of
your most critical duties.
Wow. Thank you, shifu.
Po, this is
a big opportunity for you.
Your first time
with all the kung fu masters.
The winter feast is legendary.
I'll bet you got the best,
biggest, brightest
sun lanterns and dancing.
Po, stop. Stop.
This is the winter feast.
It is perfection.
Always elegant.
Always formal.
Awesome. Awesome.
I'm all about elegant.
Fancy stuff and fine dinin'.
You have some noodle
in your neck fat.
Hmm? Oh.
What I'm saying, po,
is dancing and sun lanterns,
those are common traditions.
So common.
I mean, dancing, come on.
Sun lanterns.
Weak.
Dad, isn't this great?
Dragon warrior,
please, come quickly!
There are bandits
at the bridge!
What? I'm on it.
See ya, dad.
Thanks again, master shifu.
Uh...Ohh.
Mr. ping.
- Hyah!
- Hey, guys!
You excited
about the winter feast?
Guess what...
master Shifu just told me
I'll be joining you this year.
Hyuh!
The feast is intense!
All the masters at one table.
One perfect feast.
It's an honor to be invited!
Actually, I'm not just invited.
Hyah!
I'm hosting!
What?
Wouldn't be my choice.
What?
The feast at the palace
is very...
Elegant.
Uhh!
It's a very,
uh, sophisticated event.
Why does everyone think
I can't do sophisticated?
I...Have no idea.
It's just that
we think maybe you could use
a little help.
Tigress, I got this.
It's a dinner...
eating, entertainment.
How much do you have to know?
Oof!
There are 18 gestures
you must memorize
for the right hand,
This is Feng,
the palace artist.
He will do
your official portrait.
Pleased to mee... ew!
What?
Okay, I'm gonna
need a do-over.
I think I was blinking.
This is where you will seat
all of the kung-fu masters.
My dad
is gonna love this feast.
You know, he's never even
been to the palace.
I am sorry, po.
There are no guests allowed.
I can't bring my dad?
But he's my dad.
We always spend
the holiday together.
I understand, po.
I remember the day
I departed my family
and committed myself entirely
to the duties of kung fu.
You are the dragon warrior now,
and therefore this is your duty
above all other bonds.
Now...in your quest
for perfection,
these instructions must
be executed to the letter.
Guard these scrolls
containing the ancient recipes.
Flaked Jasmine, never ground...
Learn to chant the traditional
greeting of the masters...
Magnificent...
The golden ladle.
- Wha...
- Po...Hire a chef.
Present them
with the golden ladle.
Hmm.
Do you have any questions?
Nuh-uh!
Po, do not let me down.
Don't worry, master Shifu,
I got everything under control!
Wha...
ohh.
Ahem!
Master po, we have brought you
the finest chefs in China.
You'll sample their dishes
and make your choice.
Yeah!
The chef you select will
receive the golden ladle.
- Let us begin.
- All righty!
Master po, ahem.
Master po,
I present chef Wo hop
of the Heilongjiang province.
Uh! Sir.
It is a privilege for me
and the citizens of my village
to be considered...
- Hi, po!
...For this great...
Hey.
Ah! Oh! Aah!
What just happened?
Oh, um, as host
of the festival,
every gesture of yours
has meaning.
You just gave him the ancient
hun shu wave of dismissal.
The what?
Is that a thing?
It doesn't even
sound like a thing.
He has brought great dishonor
upon himself
and his village,
and they will be shamed
for all of eternity.
No, no.
I was just waving to monkey.
Can't we just
get the rabbit back?
Oh...You're serious?
No.
I'll, uh, ahem,
I'll get the other chefs.
Wow, this feast
is intense, right?
And I just found out
that I can't be with my dad.
Wait a minute.
Of course!
You're absolutely right.
I'll choose my dad.
Then I'll get to spend
the holiday with him.
Brilliant!
You are good.
Come here, you little...
- Agh!
- Okay...
Gotta get rid of these guys.
Hate the food.
Hate the food.
- Mmm!
- Huh?
Oh, this...
Isn't really
what we're looking for.
Ah.
No. No.
No. Mmm, no.
No.
This isn't really your year.
No. Nope. Nuh-huh.
Nah. No.
Ah. Eh. Mm-mmm.
Ew. Sorry.
- That one really is bad.
- Ohh.
No..
No, none of these will do.
I'll take that.
Thank you.
Nice try, everyone.
See you next year!
Mmm. Awful.
Master po...
We haven't picked a chef.
Ohh.
The golden ladle.
- Yeah..
- I'm holding it.
Yeah.
To be asked to prepare a meal
for all the great
kung fu masters.
What an extraordinary honor.
Heh, when is it?
Tomorrow night.
Oh, that won't work.
What? Why?
- Po, that's the holiday!
- Exactly!
Well, I cannot
leave the restaurant.
- Why not?
- What about our friends?
What about those lonely people
who have no place else to go?
We give them a place
to call home.
There's always room
for one more
at Mr. ping's.
Okay, dad, I appreciate
that you care
for all the lonely people.
And lonely people pay extra.
But, dad, I need you.
The feast is tomorrow.
I just fired all the best chefs
in the land.
Huh! The best chefs
in the land, huh?
Really? You think
your fancy palace ladle
is better than mine?
This is not my "a" ladle.
Dad, look,
I didn't mean that.
It's just I thought this was
a way for us to be together
on the holiday.
I want us to be together.
But I can't be here!
I have responsibilities
to Shifu!
So be there with Shifu.
Don't you see my big smiling
with happiness for you?
No, no, no.
Come on, dad.
Don't make me feel guilty
about this.
What, uh, what do you
expect me to do?
I expect you to do
the right thing, po.
Here, son.
You should have this
on the holiday.
How could my dad say no?
I'd rather you stay here,
do my holiday thing with me.
Yeah, fine.
Whatever!
Well, what about me, dad?
Now I gotta cook all alone.
- Po.
- Hmm? Huh? Whoa!
- Shifu, hey!
- All alone?
You do not have a chef yet?
No, no.
Of course I have a chef.
You kidding? No chef?
That would be a disaster.
Hmm.
Agh! I gotta get a chef.
- Aah! Agh!
- Pardon me.
Bunny! Oh, awesome.
A real chef.
Listen, I know we got off
to kind of a rocky start,
what with me shaming you
in your village
for all eternity and whatnot.
But if you could
start dicing those carrots...
I am not here to dice carrots.
- I am here to fight you.
- Huh?
The only way I can lift
the veil of shame
is to fight the dragon warrior.
Surely I will die,
but it will restore my honor.
- Aaaaah!
- What are you doing?
Ow. Come on,
I don't wanna hurt you.
Look, bunny, I get
this whole honor thing.
But this isn't kung fu.
You're biting me. Ha!
Look, bu-bunny.
I have enough on my plate
between cooking
and my dad guilting me.
Get up...What is it
with parents and the holidays?
Sometimes, they love us
too much.
But it is not my place to say.
It is my place to die.
- Huh!
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
- Okay..
- How dare you?
- There you go.
- Let me...
Po, the table is not set.
Have you started cooking?
We've all had our fittings.
- Are you ready?
- I'm on it!
Uh-oh, sorry.
Ow!
Wait. Da, da, da.
That's not...
Of course he's never here
when you need him.
Uh, po, the vocalist
for the band quit.
I've been waiting for
this moment my whole life.
Let's just go instrumental.
This is an embarrassment.
Oh, po!
Whoa!
Ha ha!
- Rrr!
- Ow!
Bunny!
Uhh! Sorry.
- Yah!
- Ow!
Whoa!
Hi, we'd like two...
we're not open yet!
Yaah!
Uhh!
Ooh.
- Hah!
- Aaah!
This is not right.
Ohh!
Aaaah!
Wah! Ahh!
Oh!
This is a total disaster.
Now I'm gonna
disappoint everyone.
My dad, the furious five,
Shifu.
And me.
I'm not dead yet.
What kind of
dragon warrior am I
if I can't even
pull off a dinner?
I guess kung fu
can't solve everything.
That's it!
Bunny, you're brilliant.
Mantis! Crane! Monkey!
This may be our greatest
challenge ever.
- Bandits?
- Raiders?
No.
Place settings.
Tigress, the tahlia leap!
On it.
Viper, stars of destiny!
Whoo hoo hoo!
Yeah!
Mantis, pinwheel attack!
Ah, yeah!
You guys are the best.
And you, bunny,
if you even want me to think
about your death with honor,
you're gonna have to help me
in the kitchen.
Let's go!
Hyuh!
Uhh!
Oh!
Uhh!
Ooh.
We did it!
We did it! Ha ha!
Every detail just right.
Even down
to the ground Jasmine.
Ground Jasmine?
It was supposed to be flaked.
I'll be right back.
Hurry.
The masters are arriving!
I promised Shifu it would
be perfeeee...
ow! Ow! Ah ha! Ow! Wah!
Ohh.
Huh!
- Happy feast.
- Yeah, same to you.
Whoa, hey, hey.
Look out.
Dragon warrior coming through.
Okay, hurry, po.
Hurry, po.
You made it.
Of course.
I'd never miss it.
Ahh.
It looks so yummy.
I wanna go first!
- Eat up.
- Here you go.
- That's the one I want.
- Oh!
Thanks, daddy.
Beautiful.
Elegant.
Perfect.
You've made me proud.
All 29 kung fu schools
and their masters.
Excellent, excellent.
Po!
Ahem.
Dragon warrior,
would you honor us by reciting
the opening words
to the creed of the masters?
Po.
I can't, master Shifu.
I thought you might
forget the words, po,
so I took the liberty of writing
them on your napkin.
Let me just...
that's not it.
No, no, everyone, please.
Okay, please, no...
you don't have to...
okay, well, they're off.
Anyway, um, let me just
say something.
The creed of the masters
is amazing.
It's like
the coolest creed ever.
And, uh, you masters,
how cool are you guys?
I don't even
know how to tell you.
Master rhino?
Forget about it.
You're more awesomely skilled
and, you know,
wrinkly than I'd ever
dreamed you'd be.
And, uh, master sheep,
fluffy and incredible.
- Mm-hmm, it's true.
Uh, the five.
It's just...
Such an honor to be here
with all you guys.
My heroes.
But every feast,
my dad and I spend all day
cooking together.
And the whole neighborhood
shows up.
And it gets really loud
and crazy,
and my Uncle Yang ends up
laughing so hard
noodles spurt out his nose.
- I'd like to see that.
- Me too.
So, uh, I wish
I could stay and...
Be a good host, but...
I think I need to leave.
And...
Be a good son.
- What's going on?
- What are we supposed to...
Po! Come back here!
Ah, I used to love
cooking with my sisters.
The folk dances.
Games. The music.
Whoa. Wait.
What about our traditions?
Who will recite the creed?
Somebody do something!
Whoa-oh-oh!
I got that, dad.
Po?
Ah. You came!
Oh, po, I'm... I'm sorry
I made you feel so guilty.
Nah, don't be.
That's what the holidays
are all about.
Now, don't we have
some cookin' to do?
Ah.
Hyuh!
Hah!
Ahh.
Mmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It needs...
Garlic.
Whoa ha ha!
Table for five.
- Hey.
- Hey, po.
Love your soup, pig.
You guys! Welcome!
Happy holiday, po.
The more the merrier.
Thank you, Mr. ping.
The little one pays full price,
but eats like a child.
Welcome!
Master rhino, come sit with me!
Whoa.
Ahh.
Yee yee yee yee yee!
- Master Wo hop.
- Ohh!
I believe this belongs to you.
The golden ladle?
Thank you, dragon warrior.
Now I have restored my honor
and the honor of my village.
Ha ha!
Glad to be of help.
Ha ha!
- Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
It's Uncle Yang.
Oh, po, why did you
ruin something that was perfect?
I don't understand.
Come back here!
Ohh.
Then the crocodile thief
pounced.
Peek-a-boo!
I'm gonna get you.
- Oh, po.
- I got you, dad.
Whoo!
This...is perfect.
There's always room
for one more at Mr. ping's.
Oh, n-no.
I really don't want
to disturb anyone.
You go and enjoy your party.
I'm not gonna
enjoy it without you.
Oh, no, I couldn't.
These are your people.
This is your family.
You're my family too, Shifu.
Now, come on.
That soup does smell delicious.
Po, wait.
What goes on in your head,
I really don't always
understand.
But what goes on in your heart
will never let us down.
Thanks, Shifu.
Come on.
Hey, guys, look who's here!
- It's the master.
- Maser Shifu!
Maser Shifu is here!
It's good to see you,
maser Shifu.
And it's good to be here,
Mr. ping.
Thanks for coming, everyone.
Watch out, little one.