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Lan Kwai Fong 2 (2012)
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This place is quite nice Feel free to walk around. This place is big Yes Place that big allows us to barbeque in the balcony It can accommodate 1 0 people What is its property age? Property age... this place is very new It was just under renovation We can see the sunset from here, right? Yes You are lucky that have a father who loves you so much and buy you such a big house We are so envy If it were me, I definitely will put a big crystal light Welcome to the party! Very nice The beauty on the side... Yes, this beauty... more feelings This one is a close-up shot OK. Stronger expression Do you believe? Master have to increase the brightness Reduce one level of aperture How do you know? Tune it brighter Brighter. I 'd like to reduce one level of aperture Last one. Some more smile. 1, 2, 3! Good! Alright. Thank you! Thank you all of you Thank you, CK. Well done Your recent photos are all gorgeous Look, how handsome! The reason I invite you Is because you are the only one in Hong Kong that could shoot me as a person You're too modest Thank you, thank you Rain Gong Thank you Your idea is really great Keep it up Thank you He is quite good. Help him where you can OK. T ake care! Thank you! Thank you! Thanks everyone. Goodbye! Master, Gong could remember my name What is so great about it Excuse me... CK... Excuse me, I'm late Sorry... What is your friend after? How come he likes to get change in here? He said it's close to Lang Kwai Fong And we have everything in here By the way... Why don't you go with him for one night No way Why not? You've fallen behind. How can you shoot? Frankly, your style is not up to beat What's the problem? What's the problem? You can't get anything This one is not bad This one is the best among Gong's clothes Are you kidding Put it on Does it prick? Nice! - Hi! - Hi! Maxim Jojo This is Rain Go walk around and check out what's on It's not like the old days We don't need to walk around to check it out T ake your phone out and download an apps Open the night clue webpage You can see what's on from there Yes Keep watching I always see these twin brothers come here That could do? We are here for just one thing T o play and to be played Survival of the fittest? Discovery Channel? Let me remind you You can play but don't play the titanic act What? Don't' sink the ship - You are experienced - Of course My DNA belongs to night life I was born in the toilet of 97 I got laid in the Queens Those Di, Ballroom, Vola, Play, Beijing, Magnum... were all my playgrounds Simply one thing... I flirt more than you eat And you are? My nickname is LKF USB Thrust wherever I am Get out afterwards and nothing left No wonder you are full of virus Chef Hung! Haven't seen you for a long time You become more handsome Let me introduce a friend to you This is... Alex in tuition industry This one is Sunny in Finance industry T ake a seat You all are the future of the society Tutor, I'd like to ask are you giving lesson in this time of the day? You don't know nothing The most important thing is all the students... ... have their lessons in there Cheers! Chef Hung, your man? He looks after the stock market for me Hi, I am Avis, Chef Hung's assistant Nice to meet you Nice to meet you Hi everyone, I don't have a business card yet I am the second assistant, Wai Second assistant? Funny Do you know how to change? Yes, I can become a waiter immediately How about becoming a waitress Cheers! Hi! Shall we play together? T ogether... I want her What is your name? I am QQ QQ? Are you really cute? T ake a seat Senior, how come those girls act like they have GPS installed? They come automatically once we open the bottle They are here to earn, not to play Prostitute? But they don't look like they are Anyway, remember Whoever your boss touched, never get your hands on her This is a good place - OK? - OK. I've lost my memory last night. I'm so wan and sallow Drink one with me Don't you worry that... I'll affect your hunting if I drink with you? I don't need to hunt. The prey will come themselves Fuck! Just one kiss No way You may T ake a seat behind and wait for me OK. You're good He is my friend, Rain She is Dim One of the shareholders in here She is a modern erotic writer He keeps saying I write erotic novels I definitely not an erotic novel writer There is no love, just flesh Just write his foolish acts You called Rain? Dim Come and see me when you have time Hey, hey, hey... He is my friend and you're not gonna flirt with him, right? If I don't flirt with handsome, who shall I flirt with? That's nonsense I think I'm really drunk Come and drink... Hey man... excuse me... Still need to wait? I've been waiting for more than an hour It's full up there Hey! Didn't you say it's full? They are ladies Am I human? Are you Alex Fong? No way, I don't look that ugly Do I look like Alex Fong? Quite like him If you are not Alex Fong... you gotta wait for a while How come Alex Fong could get in but I couldn't? It's full I should have pretended I'm him Shit! Let me show you Look, that fatso He will find an excuse to come here later on and drink all our wine get all our girls Chef Hung! Don't you remember me? Andrew the pediatrician Give me five! You guys don't drink? How come? He really thinks he is home Look at him... He does it every time. Pour and drink by himself and never drink with us Finished all the wine... Those are our wine This fatso is not too bad Not too bad? He is waiting for the girls to become drunk and take them away when he got a chance Rascal? Look Let's go... Wai! Come and pour us some wine! Boss... Mister, we have a promotion today May I ask how do you like to drink? You still need to ask? How can we drink? Do you want apple, peach... melon or watermelon? I want it when The Fruit is Swelling I like both melon and watermelon How about both? Ok Thank you Thank you Summer! Wait... Let me go. Go home and stay with your wife! Come on! Man like me can't be single Two people together are for love and sex anyway You can spend as much as you want. What else do you want? You are crazy! Everyone calm down Beware of the glass... I like to play, I like night life But it doesn't mean I will do anything. Let alone being the intruder I have a lot of money I didn't spend a penny of your card Dim, one round for everyone, my treat Thank you Enjoy For everyone here! Have you cooled down now? She's in sane How are you? Are you ok? How are you? I will kick his ass if I were you! Yes! Give me five! I really wanna break his leg! The third one? You are great, disgrace him like that Cheers Ok, ok... You know him? Your friend? You! What's wrong with you, man? Nothing wrong, I feel kinda right You've poured my peach wine It's fair that I drink a glass of yours We even up, ok? Fine. Do something Rain Summer This is Linda Angelina and Sita I haven't seen you before. You seldom come here? I usually drink in the upstairs store All you can drink for just 250. It's cheap I can bring you there next time Are you really here for the first time? Yes You got my first time, you have to take the responsibility Old fashioned Summer, don't stay by the side Come and play with us Yes, I haven't drink with you for a long time Let's drink together I don't want to drink with you Disgrace us like that? Who are you? Did I say I want to drink with you? My sister called Jeana, I'm Ginger If you're that great, why don't we play something big Good! How? Everyone, the finale of tonight Whoever dare to drink the 8 test tubes of wine from our sexy bikini girls Who is the winner of tonight! Let's play this. It's exciting. Let's play... You guys play You play. My girlfriend is over there watching me You're in sane, everyone has Weibo apps on their phone If they posted it on the net, how can I play anymore? You don't have a guts You play I'll go OK... Great! Good! This handsome is the bravest man of tonight! You are the winner! Great! So great! It's for you Thank you You are useless Come on, piss off, go away! Bye! Sorry. Excuse me. - How is it? - So great... Those girls over there are even better They want to know you, so... Go! - What's up? - Let's go I shall go now Go Let me tell you... I 've earned... 2 million tonight So, tomorrow... Everyone can have... 200 thousand... as bonus Thanks, boss Thanks, chef Thanks, boss I can't... I can't stand it... I'm going Let me fetch you, boss What do you mean by fetching me? I can go by myself! T ake care, chef T ake care, chef 200 thousand... He is always very mean, how come he is so ostentatious this time? I n night club, after 1 2 o'clock... and you believe what he says? What do you mean? So... The 200 thousand... was bullshit? You may see if we could get it tomorrow This bastard. And you've worked for him for 3 years? There is no boss that is not a bastard T ake your time, buddy No There is a closed-circuit TV in here. There are many people How about a while later I do investment If you invest more, you could have more in return Don't waste your time Those girls, Natalie, Anita, May, Mary All want to know you They're pretty girls I count on you Let's move to other place Other place, other place Get your bag... Go I shall go first What are you doing? I want your number We just know each other We gotta get the number once we know each other at a night club. Be quick Give it to him Fucking asshole, hurry up, man! You better go farther away if you wanna flirt, asshole! Leave us alone! T elephone! Let's go! Bye-bye! Hi. Hello. My name is Don I am Anita May I ask you a question Do you believe the year 201 2 is the end of the world? Just like you, I didn't believe it before But there is something that you gotta believe Add your age to your year of birth The result must be 201 2 Why? Many things are due to one reason, it's fate Therefore we should... grasp the time What do you mean? Summer! Summer! Would you give me your number? It's you, the bastard again? No, l... Not enough beating? Beat you! Hey! Hey... Stop! Don't come! Number... Let's go. Get in the car Let me fix him How? Maxim! Maxim, there is a foreigner who is touched me! What? - What's up? - There is a foreigner who touched me. Come quickly It's him! He pinched me! You! Why did you hit my friend? Go to hell! Go to hell! Hey... stop it! Stop it! Don't hit him! This crazy bitch kicks me! Don't... Stop. Miss, come over here Officer, why don't you grab them? - ldentity card - What identity card? - We were being hit, why not grab them? - ldentity card! You, too What's the matter? They sexual harassed my friend! Excuse me, identity card It's them who committed sexual harassment! Miss, identity card, please Calling the base Do you want to charge them? No, forget it! Are you sure you won't ask for it again? No, forget it! They are not gonna pursue If you want to charge them, you gotta go to the police station with us No, forget it Officer, it's alright now You may go now Forget it. I shouldn't rely on you police to protect us... Dreaming If you feel resentful and want to complain, you may call the Complaints Against Police Organization I would suggest you two to mind how you wear Actually that police is quite cool Shut up! Miss, is it that touching? You've been crying for the whole movie? I feel touching The male character can give out his life for the female character Nothing like this in reality Hey! Hey! What's up? You... Are you in sane? You two... don't want to live, are you? Are you crazy? I'd like to tell you... I can do it, too Hey! The two in the front! Stop! You two, stop! Don't run! Stop! Hey! Hey What's up, master? Looks like in heat T ell me. Are you going out with someone? Do I look like so? Even the blind can tell Why are you here? I've bought a cake and wanna give it to you and your colleagues You must be CK I am Summer Let's have the cake. Eat up Don't worry. Don't worry I'll make myself comfortable You all have some, too Me, too? Thank you This cake... is specially nice You know what to eat How is it? Is the cake nice? Very nice! You live in here, right? Show me around This place is small. Better not Don't worry. I wanna see how small it is Come on Just show her around This place... is like a warehouse Where do you sleep? So cute! It is so cute here Don't you feel squeezing in here? No, it's cute If you like it here... you may always come and sleep I have something for you Why do you give me a rabbit? It's a lucky rabbit We both have one Is it... a token of love? Give it back to me I'll keep it carefully Nice to meet you! Hello I am Don Do you believe... that the year 201 2 is the end of the world? The end of the world? Do you believe it? I do Why don't we do something meaningful... before the end of the world comes No way. Jump the red light again? Good morning. Shit! I've messed up this time! Where is my phone? Are you carrying it? It's the same style but not mine Look for it yourself Keep in touch You don't have my number. How can we keep in touch? I'm in trouble Thanks, boss Who are you? So nice Can't see her face I shall call myself first If you are the owner of this number, we probably had mixed up our phones. Please reply me when you see this. Hi! Hi! It's Angelina's birthday today I am here to fetch you Go window-shopping, shopping and partying with me Get in the car I also want to Come... Iet me shut the door for you... Thank you. You drive You better be careful Don't crash the car Alright I'll sit here So sweet I wanna drive, too I wanna drive a branded car, too Bye... You always shop crazily? It's just tiny bit this time Tiny bit? I'm hungry. Let's eat Go Thanks, mister My treat - Thank you - Thank you, miss Thank you Your treat next time Cheers Happy birthday! Angelina! Happy birthday! Thank you! This is for you. Let me introduce to you. He is my boyfriend, Rain She is Yoyo. Rowena Hi. Angelina and Sita. You've met them before Hi. Let's unwrap the gifts I've got a lot of gifts I'll see you soon Are you Summer's boy-friend? Yeah... Hi! Rain! Hello! Hello! Do you remember me? Still remember me? Linda! Yeah! How are you doing? I do picture. I do picture. Yeah... He's funny guy. Hello! Let me introduce to you This is Rain Fiona! Hi, nice to meet you! I'm Fiona. Nice to meet you! Have I seen you before? Don't worry. I can speak Cantonese. Don't worry... Pretty Huh? Do you believe the year of 201 2 is the end of the world? I do So do you believe it's a fate that... we meet in here? I do So don't waste the time! Sorry. Who is it? Siri? What's up? I'll call you tomorrow Did you say it's the end of the world? There is no tomorrow Are you ok? I can't communicate with them Don't feel offended. They are from overseas They always speak in English You may speak Mandarin to them next time. I'm sure they can't utter a word If I didn't get it wrong You should be in white hair Let me see your face Good You look depress and need some excitement Ok Why don't you give me some excitement What's... your... name? T ell me yours first. Dicky Siri I really called Dicky I do call Siri, too Dick-Dick, what can I do for you? How about... show me your face It depends on your sincerity Cheers! What's up? What are you doing? Flirting with Siri There are a lot of girls around, and you are flirting with a phone? This doesn't look like you have sincerity It's just a bastard look You've fucked up Angelina wanna change a place. Let's go together Let's go, bastard! Just a minute Hi! Alex Fong You're kidding I'm really Alex Fong I n which way you look like Alex Fong? You said I look like him last week That was last week It's not working now? All are my friends Please come in Go in He really looks like Alex Fong How can Jacqueline get in there? She's Jacqueline Chong Jacqueline Chong is fine, but Alex Fong? It's full So how can I get in? Wait for a while Connie... Connie, drink! Connie, drink! Ah, yes Hezel! You're here? You look pretty today. Come and drink, too Chef Hung, I think... the two of them are so poor Shall we invite them to play They look poor? Let me ask them if they are poor You two, do you feel poor? No They dare not to tell you even if they are Oh... come on... No, boss... This is real poor! Sorry Thank you Sorry Happy Birthday! Thank you! Excuse me, everyone I'm a bit late 3 drinks for the late penalty Drink one as I've just arrived Why are you so late? What's up, QQ? Miss me? That day... you left first and seemed that... you've paid 1,000 less What do you mean? Do you mean I cheated you? Any wine I buy worth more than that Do I need to cheat you? QQ, did you drink too much that night? Yes, did you drink too much? Think it carefully Sorry... I'm so sorry! I think maybe I've forgotten I shall drink one as punishment Gulp down This bastard, cheats her hard-earned Don't poke your nose into others' business Siri? Hello? Hello, Dicky! Do you really wanna see how I look? How do you know? Your voice is actually that nice I have an even better voice. Do you wanna hear? Of course I do Will it make me carried away? Joey, haven't seen you for a long time. One shot Sunny, for you! What are you doing? Excuse me... Bastard, fill one now! I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Thank you For you... one more for you... Excuse me... Hi! Maxim Hi! You're drunk. Shall we go? I'm not drunk yet I'll have another one with Angelina after I come back from the loo Angelina! Don't worry. I'll take care of her Come here, my dear! Just a minute. I wanna go, too Happy Birthday! Thank you! Thank you! Finish this one first... Cheers... Thank you! The wine is almost finished Angelina, now we are here We must give you a gift We should at least open another bottle for Angelina Right, Angelina? Sure. I wanna drink Champagne Rose Dim, 3 bottles of Dom! 3 bottles? 3 bottles are not enough. Maybe 6 Not enough. 1 0 bottles! |
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