For decades, scientists
have monitored the cosmos
in search of extra-terrestrial intelligence...
In 1977, the program
received a single transmission S.E.T.I.,
which seemed to come from an
alien civilization...
known as the "WOW" signal,
its meaning has never been decrypted...
at least that is what they told us...
"You are not alone.
The conflict is about."
This is the message that we receive.
Do Conflict? How is that a threat?
No sir, it seem a warning.
This message we was sent by a race
alien friendly,
known as the Antareanos.
We want to help.
Do We Need help?
The Antareanos are the
only ones that we have found.
The enemies are already on the way.
fortunately, is a great distance
and it will take many years to reach us.
The Antareanos have not offered a gift...
a single suit of force that a
person will use as our champion.
will take decades the transport
that costume toward us...
by what we have selected a child
who is at the same time intelligent and strong.
Train throughout his life.
What we will push to achieve perfection
and then to improve it...
and once you do it,
you we shall double the challenge.
as it grows, we will try
in every way possible.
We will prepare in everything
that the universe being able to demand.
I have a last Question -
What happens if this champion fails?
Lord, Are you familiar with
the Greek hero Perseus?
when it was sent to Perseus to
defeat the Gorgon...
Was armed with four gifts
given by the heavens.
The helmet of Hades...
the winged shoes of Hermes...
The shield of Athena...
and the sword of Zeus.
And with all these combined forces...
Perseus was victorious.
Lord, our Perseus,
our champion of the earth...
will not fail...
perfect score, Lord.
Excellent, the training has finished.
very soon, the whole universe will know the
true potential of the human race.
at present
MILFORD, TEXAS
Hello, glory.
Do not go so fast.
I do give you a fine.
Fuck, hate the nights of Friday.
What night here at the stadium in Milford,
where the Mustangs won by 22
points, lacking 2 minutes on the clock.
With us is the ex-player
most valuable of Milford, Herman Mendoza.
The Texas Tornado.
Arise, Herman.
If you can stop.
Remember, not open bottles, Herman.
will not have problems with the bottle of water.
I can tell you that.
Herman Mendoza is known to vomit
once in a while.
Where Is Mindy?
Cheerleaders animate, everything seems
spelled correctly...
The sellers of hot dogs
are selling hot dogs and
The commentators are commenting.
Do you agree, Wink?
Yes.
- Oh, feels very well!
water?
- WRONG EQUIPMENT, idiot.
Grandiose.
- out of here.
The high score of Milford is
due to the Quarter Back, Zach Spencer.
He has a strong arm,
but has had problems with him.
a bit far from the goal.
knows who likes to bet and makes
a sign as "throwing the dice".
But I think that that is not what
really means.
Just a minute left on the clock.
Spencer simulates the pass,
goes by your account...
There are a blocker...
Oh, that should hurt!
...The way is clear!
Touch down of the Mustangs!
The game ends.
The great player Zach Spencer, is
important for their hip movements.
you do not know what you are talking about,
what if, Larry?
No, wink at all.
You are going in the opposite direction.
- Sorry, Sheriff.
He is not a Sheriff Woody.
Is an idiot.
Adios, Sheriff idiot.
It is a pleasure to see you also,
Herman.
Damn it!
That was fun, guys.
I want to see their ids,
now!
What for? Do you want to give us some of
their lifeline?
We are not who are looking for.
- Shut Up, Franksen.
is well. Is sufficient.
All, lower the vehicle.
until then, Boba Fett.
damn.
- Long life and prosperity, baby.
Even is the
correct movie, idiot.
Base, I am the officer do, here with
a 481. I need help in the...
Do not follow, official do.
The sheriff wants to go to
Lake Ruby for a removal.
Do For a removal?
Base, what is exactly what
I am going to remove?
They cannot overcome in the field,
and you believe that I can overcome here?
I understand.
Hey Spencer, this is our party.
Do you agree?
friend, I beat the game, is my party.
Asi do not work the feasts, idiot.
All are My feasts.
that has no meaning...
grandiose, adolescents drunk.
This will be fun.
is what it says in the people.
Do List?
Once more, I think that flashes.
Adios Jules.
By God, Dad,
what are you doing in this party?
I am working, Mindy.
What do you do here in this party?
celebrating.
There are two people in the world
to which you should not see
with a glass of beer in hand,
your father and a police.
And I am the two things.
Please tell me that that of
outside is not Zach Spencer.
Yes, it is. Tomalo with calm, Dad.
He is something stupid.
is well.
Give me that.
kick your back friend.
Kick your back.
Knock Knock.
I SALT OF here, now!
You are the which should leave,
what do you think?
It is well lovebirds, separense!
So I thought.
We are going, we go.
Number One!!
I am talking to you.
- the best in the world!
This well, is sufficient.
I still unbeaten.
One foot in front of the other.
I know how to move the feet.
Perhaps Mindy also want that the lead.
Boy, you have the right to remain
silent. You ought to do so.
is not funny.
Callate!!
Well, we already had a lot of
fun this night,
but the spectacle is over.
It is time that all return home.
There is nothing more to do here.
rejoice that you do not enclose.
You should be arrested.
Your face should be arrested,
looks like a slut.
You should get the seat belt.
No i want to give you a fine for that.
I know him.
is the that ruined the championship game
makes as a hundred years.
Do as he was called?
" Do you ever thou wast midfielder?"
Oh no, the "Idiot Do".
That really hurts, friend.
Wait, did do?
Is the surname of Mindy...
is correct. Mindy is my daughter.
That is why picking on me.
I understand. You do not want anyone to
go out with her daughter.
Do You Know boy? Grew up to my
daughter to become
in a strong woman and independent
that was able to take
its own decisions.
But, as his father, not always i will
agree with the decisions it takes.
Do not worry.
Mindy and I only we are friends.
I have not even had sex with her.
I think it should do check
the brakes of this car.
Perseus Project
9 Km outside of Milford
We Track a UFO that has just
entered into the atmosphere.
Excellent.
men, this is a moment that has
been prepared for decades.
This evening our
alien friends...
We stole a gift that will give humanity
its proper place in the universe.
This evening, we will have our champion...
This evening, we will have our champion...
This night, the land
will receive your champion...
Who the hell authorized the
fireworks?
Do Qu...? The prohibition of fireworks
is there for a reason.
Agarrate well boy, I have to make
a stop in the pits.
Cool!
It seems that we need to get
more beer, Woody.
This is only the second.
How many you have taken you, Herman?
What is 24 less 2.
Do the accounts.
You have to find out you, silly.
You Light another!
Yes, here we go.
Orange Tree.
Christ Jesus.
A blow beautiful, woody.
- It was not anything.
Well, look who is here.
Woody, prepares another!
Stay where you are, Woody.
No, Woody, prepares another.
look here, journal,
this here is private property.
You can only say that if
your property, Herman.
In addition, you are violating the law.
Do Since when flying
things is against the law?
Since it was invented the laws.
Oh, yes?
What does the law say about this?
Adds pull garbage
in my list of crimes.
Dame fireworks or
spend the night in the "drunk tank".
That goes for you too, Woody.
I have already done that before.
Someone throw a ball
and fall into a bucket of water.
This is a "Dome tank", Woody.
"Drunk Tank" is the jail.
I do not want to do that.
Do you want fireworks? Is well.
I will give you some fireworks.
Oh, the giant mammoth.
The spacecraft is coming.
is well, that's all friends.
A moment of high pressure.
What are you going to do, to do?
Herman!
Herman!
This will be a large one.
Do not turn on that rocket.
Do!
It turns on that bastard!
A word more and...
What will he do?
Do Arrest me again?
how Herman?
Do Journal Do?
Now not Woody.
Herman...
- What?
Do not turn on that rocket...!
Uh, too slow.
Just as always.
This is enough. See here...
What is that?
Do you think I am going to tragarm...
going to collide.
It was not my intention.
I have nothing to do with it.
I shot him to E.T...
I killed E.T... I did not want to do so.
guys, ayudenme.
I am not going to have sex with his daughter, Do,
When much a little finger.
What the hell was that?
What was that?
That was the fault of woody.
My error.
Do That is all?
No, is another spacecraft that
fell from space, stupid.
I am going to check.
You are here.
This is madness.
around the world, keep calm.
do maintain calm?
We are going to be rich.
This is a UFO, a fucking
"Unidentified Flying Object"
No Longer flies, Herman.
is a "unidentified object
that landed on Earth".
This is serious. We have to...
What are you doing?
friend, I selfies.
First people who demolished a
ship
is not a spacecraft, is military.
Probably come from the base.
And we have not knocked down.
Woody knocking him to the ground.
I'm sorry, I have to be more careful.
You're burning, genius.
Cursed fire.
No one was taken down, Okay?
crashed. And if you are an intelligent,
you stay...
How is that a body?
That dirty.
that is not a body.
It seems an armor.
That is definitely of the military.
Zach, don't touch.
Oh if, find yours.
I will sell all this rubbish.
except this.
This is beautiful.
What else is there?
Hey not!
Let boys, can be dangerous.
Do you think?
That would be a madness.
Come to dad.
There is a catch here,
but does nothing.
Not do that
This is definitely an improvement.
I hope that have not had athlete's foot.
Woody, no...
This is funny.
let me use a helmet in the primary,
but was too large.
Let Woody, regrsalo to its place.
It seems as if you were in a fishbowl.
Oh, do not again!
Woody, let, quitate that.
Regrsalo to place.
You too, Herman.
Do you think I am going to share?
Zach... dame that
apparently must be together.
Find yours.
No treatment of robartelo,
i just want to return it.
What did you do?
I did nothing.
I just wanted to send them back.
The encendiste.
- Not, I did not do it.
The mine is also lit.
It feels as if my
legs had been burned.
I do not believe that this has been so bad.
Oh God, I believe that ate my brain.
greetings, champion of the Earth.
I told you that you were aliens.
Salutations to you, Alien,
of the planet whose name I do not know.
We earthlings of the Earth.
Woody, you are speaking with a recording.
Oh is good. Greetings, recording,
the Planet... "Record".
The Russian Antareana
given this costume of power.
Do a suit of power?
a great battle awaits them.
The destination of your world is in your hands.
The enemy is powerful,
but will win a true champion.
Hey!
Isn't going to bother you.
Preprense... and good luck,
champion of the Earth.
The conflict is about.
The conflict is about,
but Herman is...
I do not have time for conflicts.
Wait a minute.
My limp... It is gone!
Watch, my limp is gone!
is a miracle of Christmas.
I am back in action.
What happens, Chubbs? Do These stuck?
- are you?
My arm to launch.
How we let this?
I never will take these.
I think... I have.
Do is a joke?
- Oh my God,.
This is a fire artificial.
My car.
My helmet says "Warning"
and is pointing upwards.
Do you believe that warns me of my brain?
Oh, no.
OBJECTIVE NEUTRALIZED
You a shield! It is awesome!
Although does not have a weapon
that shoots laser beams.
We have to take away these things.
I never i will remove this.
I am the iron hand.
We, expected.
how Herman?
Do saw that?
- No.
I ran very fast.
We have to finish with this.
I do not change.
- We are going, guys.
My helmet I spoke again and said
that we will have an immediate treatment.
IMMINENT DANGER
Do We Get treatment?
Hands Up.
Don't shoot.
Found the costume.
How do we proceed?
Damn, incapacitenlos!
Not, not to do so.
Why not incapacitate this?
Zach.
I am a police officer.
It was just in the process of ...
That was an accident.
Now Derribenlo!!
You open fire!
This is a crap.
We have a corridor...
Do us what we overthrew?
Not, believe that only fainted.
Derribenlo again.
Derribenlo again!
Stops resistirte.
There will not be any treatment, right?
Woody! Hey guys, we already
have the half of the brain damaged.
Lift, men.
The bag he was.
Lord, cannot be pocketed.
ponganlo only in the truck.
ponganlo! Only in the truck!
You are under arrest.
A UFO sighted in Milford?
It is crazy.
Zach? What my dad?
Oh my God!
After multiple
reports of
sighting of a UFO
in Milford, Texas...
a message of Twitter
that shows several men
In what seems to be the
place of the accident...
has become viral.
call themselves Computer Lazer.
This is the first contact
with alien life?
Sorry,
I simply do not believe in the aliens.
I have seen a better
extraterrestrial technology in the Comic With.
You must be crazy
if you think are real.
This UFO was crazy.
If you do not want to become
crazy in my presence,
must wait to see
who is really free
Equipment Lazer.
Computer Lazer, yes.
Oh no...
What simpleton, i left my weapon laser.
I am going to make us fly out of here.
- You are going to fly all this place.
But what?... Damn,
i think that they gave me amnesia.
Anesthesia. Localized to
disable the extremities...
What was what I said?
My arm is numbed also
have paralyzed the parts of our body
that have the alien technology.
closes the mouth. You are stupid git.
I already I am.
I love your boots. Debiste have
waited until the completion of talk.
Why are we here?
You are here to speak.
at approximately 23:00 hours,
You were not only able to
crash a spacecraft...
but also have a
system of advanced weapons. How?
Fifth Amendment, unfortunately.
In addition, we would like to
exercise our right
to a lawyer and a
trial by a jury...
We know our rights. My
taxs pay your salary, companion.
Mr. Mendoza, you have not paid
taxs in 15 years.
is figuratively.
This is not a game.
Who is this idiot?
This idiot is the legitimate owner of the costume.
I am the champion of the Earth.
You seem rather the champion
of a swimming team.
could see his penis in that thing.
This is good. We are all champions.
The alien told us so.
What alien?
- The type of the Anttica.
Planet "Record"...
Antarea.
had a hologram. Said that approached
as a kind of... Do battle?
In less than five days
will come an alien warrior,
to fight with anyone who is
using the suit...
to death.
The hologram not said that.
Gentlemen, this is not a game.
This alien race,
the Worg, is in a
crusade to eradicate
any race weak.
17 civilizations have been destroyed...
and are now demanding a fight
with the defender of the Earth
to decide the fate of
our planet.
Just as the ancient
Hebrew history of David against Goliath.
Yes, and like David
needed of the Honda,
We need
our suit of power.
We are going to do so. This,
ponganselos Quitennos to him, and let us go.
cannot. If they could, would have done so
while we were noqueados.
The costume has a
protection mechanism incorporated.
blocks it genetically with whom
he used and then activate it.
Believe me, nobody is happy with this,
but the fate of the Earth
depends on you.
still want to save the planet,
right?
Do this planet?
A little.
There are a lot of bastards.
What?
requested that I wanted to know if any means of
communication reported on the incident.
Who did it?
What is Local or national?
Both, but it is worse than we thought.
is on Facebook.
really?
My mother what compart.
Do published a threat to national security
on Facebook?
No one told me not to do so.
I told him not to do so.
What is a computer Lazer?
- We Are.
I called so when we got
these devices.
You wrote bad Lazer.
What you know aguador?
- Erase.
There are 1,200 "likes", I will not do so.
The last time I took a photo
with more than 1,000 "likes"...
was when I accidentally I published a
photo of my penis in a pan of hot dog.
Borralo or Yo te borrar to you.
I would do what it says.
- Very well.
Congratulations, gentlemen...
Now officially you are part
of the project "Perseus".
The training starts at 05:00.
Do Training?
And do me a favor...
to try not to kill us all.
You are "trending topic", by some
What?
- that good.
Do We Can be friends?
Like... No?
I am on the other side of the window,
if you need me.
expect to train these
idiots, which literally
I stole my birth right?
I have worked all my life for this.
And that is why they need your help.
You are the only one who has
experience with this tool
and you can teach them
to use it in a short time.
four days? I trained all
days for decades.
Adam, does this have to do with
the planet or with thee?
Without me... No planet!
When Perseus was sent
to defeat the Gorgon...
was armed with four gifts
given by the heavens:
A sword, shoes,
a helmet and a shield.
With these gifts was victorious.
Today starts her
formal training to use their...
gifts.
have only four days until the
champion Guerrero arrive to kill them...
and destroy our planet.
We start now.
Perdoneme, Captain,
I have a question What if you allow me?
You can expect.
Is the fair thing.
I Have a question:
why this thing sounds like British?
The hull of Woody makes it more
intelligently in the course of time.
Woody is stupid and this is how the
stupid believe that sound
intelligent people.
So basically is the
stupid version of Woody intelligent.
This is an idiocy.
- Exactly.
It sounds logical.
- that does not sound logical.
It sounds logical. How are you, Linda?
My name is Herman...
This is enough.
We are going to start.
Anthony make, test number 1.
The defensive repulsor
produces a shield of energy
impervious to any
weapon made by man.
Your first test is to
stop the bullets.
A small question before you start.
How is that...
Yes! Do this test was the best!
Do It Again!
I love the science.
Next.
FAUL Test 17:
use the glove
particle accelerator to destroy targets...
shooting rays of short plasma.
Connect the power a
little more low, so...
Get out of here, friend,
I know what I am doing!
We are going to bring this baby...
Next.
FAUL Test 43:
wearing a helmet positrnico
to locate the objectives.
The viewfinder is equipped with a zoom...
- X-Ray
- X-Rays initiated.
- Locator and other visual enhancements.
Oh my God. Kids...
What?
- What are you doing?
OVERLOAD - it seems that there is a failure
in the hull. I will see.
- turn it off. - Keep the head still.
- I would be dead.
Next.
I was very close.
Failure
Test 124:
use of quantum boots
to jump over
The fence before
the buzzer sounds.
I am sorry but you cannot smoke here.
- No? Only veame.
Hold.
I had to jump over the hurdles.
Ponganlo on a special diet,
don't smoke or drink.
better kill me now.
FAILURE
- Next.
FAILURE
- Next.
FAILURE.
Next.
Sweet Dreams, Computer Lazer.
See you tomorrow.
Within four hours.
That was terrible.
Not ran so fast, since they
make it ruined my life.
This level of
rigorous training can be difficult.
Woody, you did not nothing,
only see naked people.
I also had to make
a large number of calculations.
That sounds terrible.
I thought it was quite impressive.
This is impressive.
How did you get that?
Do Your we think? What stole.
I think that I am going to call Mindy.
Please, not to do so.
sees this. If you want to know that
is what he wants a girl,
single nota as says 'Hey',
Do Hey?
- Yes. A simple 'Hey' is like what happens?
But "heeey" means 'Me like'.
something more than that and you already know that they want to
see your penis in a pan of hot dog.
Do Zach?
- Hello, Mindy.
Heeeeeeeeeeeey.
Do you have blood in your shirt?
Is everything ok?
Yes, it was a long day. I met some
aliens... I got a laser weapon.
The army took us and now we are
training to save the world.
The only thing I did today was eat Froyo.
Great. I love the Froyo.
When finished with extraterrestrials
who want to destroy the planet,
I go to eat something of Froyo.
's it?
Froyo is in fact delicious.
is my father there?
Does the is well?
Yes, but your arm stinks, so I do not
think that reaches the computer Lazer final.
Listening Zach, perhaps my father is not so
strong, courageous, or intelligent...
but he is very good at...
Eh...
I also love you, heart.
This is as camping, guys.
No one I had invited to camp.
Franksen, shut up.
Only said...
Mur, why do we have to be here
all night guarding this ship?
This is top secret.
They need the best they have.
In addition, this patrol service...
What the hell was that?
We are going to see, heads of cow.
Franksen, stay here.
do not need any help?
Stay, Frank.
do this well! Care guys.
There are zarigellas and those things.
What the hell?
More things alienigenas...
I will report.
- O...
We looked first if there are appliances like those
found those fools.
Care, Mur.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Quitenmelo above.
Quitenmelo above.
Do boys?
boys.
Are they all ok?
Jesus, I was scared...
Do Adam?
- No.
Adam.
I said that already finished.
I am not going to do so.
Do you could only listen?
We can cut out parts.
Jenkins was wrong, we all know...
Why? He told us that we could.
we have nothing.
The suit should work as a unit.
We separate the parts that
are not so powerful.
You can forget to use...
The ray of dark matter or
any of the other functions.
They will not.
Make sure to do so.
That is their job.
My job is to be the champion of the Earth.
That work was taken by the four
men who are seated in the cell.
Acostumbrate to that.
They will not succeed and then
we will have to have to cut off these parts.
I am sure.
them will not be successful and then
we will have to have to cut off those parts.
Thank You.
Yes, it was a long day. I met some
aliens... I got a laser weapon.
The army took us and now we are
training to save the world.
The only thing I did today was eat Froyo.
Great. I love the Froyo.
When finished with extraterrestrials
who want to destroy the planet,
I go to eat something of Froyo.
's it?
Froyo is in fact delicious.
is my father there?
Does the is well?
Yes, but your arm stinks, so I do not
think that reaches the computer Lazer final.
Listening Zach, perhaps my father is not so
strong, courageous, or intelligent...
but he is very good at...
Eh...
I also love you, heart.
This is as camping, guys.
No one I had invited to camp.
Franksen, shut up.
Only said...
Mur, why do we have to be here
all night guarding this ship?
This is top secret.
They need the best they have.
In addition, this patrol service...
What the hell was that?
We are going to see, heads of cow.
Franksen, stay here.
do not need any help?
Stay, Frank.
do this well! Care guys.
There are zarigellas and those things.
What the hell?
More things alienigenas...
I will report.
- O...
We looked first if there are appliances like those
found those fools.
Care, Mur.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Quitenmelo above.
Quitenmelo above.
Do boys?
boys.
Are they all ok?
Jesus, I was scared...
Do Adam?
- No.
Adam.
I said that already finished.
I am not going to do so.
Do you could only listen?
We can cut out parts.
Jenkins was wrong, we all know...
Why? He told us that we could.
we have nothing.
The suit should work as a unit.
We separate the parts that
are not so powerful.
You can forget to use...
The ray of dark matter or
any of the other functions.
They will not.
Make sure to do so.
That is their job.
My job is to be the champion of the Earth.
That work was taken by the four
men who are seated in the cell.
Acostumbrate to that.
They will not succeed and then
we will have to have to cut off these parts.
I am sure.
them will not be successful and then
we will have to have to cut off those parts.
Thank You.
Todo el mundo duerme, eh?
Los ngeles del Equipo Lazer.
Se ven lindos.
Qu es eso?
Sus nuevos uniformes.
Hechos especialmente por el ejercito,
con microfibra avanzada.
Y no son anti-inflamable.
Por lo que son inflamables.
No son retardantes de fuego.
La mayora de la ropa es inflamable,
Entonces, por qu menciona eso?
Consideralo como la mayora de
la ropa, porque va a quemarse.
Esperan que nos quememos?
Me tengo que ir.
Qu miras?
Abra la puerta.
OK, para la prueba de hoy,
aprendern una funcin ms poderosa
del traje conocida como el
rayo de materia oscura.
Accesible unicamente cuando...
el traje se utiliza al unisono...
Cul es el problema?
Este traje se cuela en mi perineo.
La mitad de l est dentro de m.
Parece que estoy usando un mameluco.
Acostumbrense a usarlo.
O piensan que son un
equipo de superheroes?
Escuadrn Lazer?
- Es Equipo Lazer.
Y por qu somos el equipo Lazer?
- Porque yo tengo un lser.
S, pero el resto de nosotros no.
- Uds. son parte del equipo.
Al diablo, somos el "Grupo Tetas".
Qu les parece "el muchacho
del casco y sus amigos"?
No, yo deberia ser "el escudo maravilloso".
La palabra escudo es un acrnimo...
Eso es muy chafa.
Eso eres tu.
Porque no sugieres algo mejor?
Ya lo hice: Equipo Lazer.
A nadie le importan sus estpidos nombres.
Podemos centrarnos en lo que estamos
aqu, que es salvar el planeta?
Bueno, la cosa mas importante a recordar,
es que cuando la primera ola venga...
Zachary, no respondas,
Te estoy hablando telepticamente.
En serio? Eso es grandioso.
- Cllate y escucha.
Durante la primera ola...
Mantengan la calma.
Estoy hablando con todos ustedes.
Esto es raro.
Las habilidades de mi
casco siguen creciendo
conforme me ajusto,
pero esto es nuevo.
Hice este lugar,
para que podamos hablar mentalmente.
No s por cunto tiempo pueda hacerlo,
pero debo decirles algo.
Asi que todos, concentrense.
S, concentrense.
Nadie piense en algo raro.
Ests pensando en algo raro?
No.
- Si ests, podemos ver lo que piensas.
Ahora ustedes tambin lo hacen.
Tu haces que lo piense.
No puedo dejar de pensar en eso tampoco.
Chicos, escuch una conversacin.
Adam quiere sabotearnos.
Quiere las piezas para l.
Si no pasamos la prueba hoy,
nos cortaran las piezas.
As que pongan atencin.
Tengo que dejar de pensar en esto.
Voy a pensar en otra cosa... Lo tengo.
Lo tienes...
Hola, pap.
and therefore perhaps
the ray of dark matter
is the only
strong enough to defeat the Worg.
We are going to try to do so.
Remember what I said,
and should be well.
Ready?
Start.
You dirty, son of a bitch!
Llevenlos back to their cells.
Why I do this?
This weapon has helped us enormously.
Do not worry, we will be well.
Right? According to Woody,
we are literally on the Tagus.
I would not be surprised if someone enters
at any time and leads us.
Do not be stupid, they need us.
In no way...
How are you... the
champions of the Earth?
Yes?
We are the closest that you can find.
Good. It is time for your...
physical examination.
What decias?
Security Control
All visitors must register.
Well, patient number 1, here.
Do not worry, Woody, everything will be alright.
Patient number 2, by there.
patients 3 and 4 by aca please.
- do here?
Do We together?
I am not going to go there.
Hey, man. Hey.
Are you a good doctor or any doctor crazy?
You are a bad one.
They told us that it was only a physical examination.
Do we need these belts or if?
is for your own safety.
That did not make me feel very secure.
Do You Do?
- What?
Can I say something?
I want you to know that you will always I hated.
You have always been what more I hated.
Now not, Herman.
is all your fault. If you had left
695 Hos
alone to Woody and my,
this would not have happened.
But no, tapeworms that pressuring
to have a space adventure.
And now I cut the legs
and I will be even smaller.
You're an idiot.
Herman, just to
keep the head up.
I am sorry.
- I saw everything. It was in self-defense.
I never thought I would say this,
but I well done, do!
!We Go!
Sueltame!!
Don't move.
- You do not need that. Only destame.
No, there is no time.
- No, stop...
I need a new bata.
- No, not worry, Jack.
Vistete, we are going to seek to Woody.
- and the boy.
is not very far from us.
Quito the top
, and what creerias?
She had a tattoo of
Adolf Hitler in its teta
left and one of Joseph
Stalin in the right.
Dr. Marquee to the psychiatric ward.
special clothing required
from this point
You volar the head.
Boy, are you free?
If I used the laser for
my wives.
where is the nurse?
do and that dust?
- nobody.
is say, nothing.
This is not going to work.
- more slowly.
I am pushing.
I only have a hand.
I also have only one hand
Your other hand is
inside a great hand.
What is this?
This is one of those
types of space suits.
We were going to cut the fat,
when it became "poop" above and collapsed
would be ashamed of me same
If asi of Gordo and
covered with grease and of shit.
is disgusting.
Can take a look if you like,
If is that support the
caca and body fat.
I step, muevanse.
Are you sure?
- Yes, leave.
If you want to swim there,
could need a snorkel.
This well. Muevanse. Leave.
Thank you, guys. Good job.
- God Bless America.
What is wrong with "Group tit"?
- closes the mouth.
Do not worry, not will hurt anything.
- Mode enabled invisibility
Woody, arise...
Oh my God,, stripped of his head!
- Hey guys.
!kill him. Matalo!
Oh my God, I removed my arm.
Why I had not realized?
boys, calm, all is well.
The Invisible Mode
is not effective whole
If is divided. Do all are well?
I feel good.
- HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER
I am 100%
- DROP AND DAMAGE IN LIVER.
Yes, all well.
- ED AND LUMBAR INJURY
Thank You. I also feel good.
- LEVELS OF EXTREMELY HIGH ESTROGENO
is well, guys, in a hurry.
We have to find out where we are going...
Now what?
- Do not worry, I know the way.
This is the fastest output.
multiplied by three.
- Woody...
Do you could hack the central computer?
- The devil, I am going to fly.
Zach, do not do it
good job, Chico.
Flew everything except the damn door.
What the hell is made this door?
where do they believe they go?
Give me my suit.
You can have it, nobody wants it.
It boots, do something!
Okay?, We are going to...
are only wasting time.
NOT weakness detected.
- Is a process of growth.
The balls.
Do you want to give me a hand?
Thank You.
- all together.
How did that?
I did not know that they could
do that with the shield.
I think that we now work together.
- Team Work.
You are not a team.
You are a joke.
Do you idiots think really
that can save the planet?
The only champion in this planet i am.
This is what you get if you get
with the computer Lazer, idiot.
good job, Zach. Okay?
We are going to...
is well. We are going.
Zach.
Encuentrenlos.
attention, all soldiers:
The Perseus Project has escaped, I repeat:
Equipment Lazer is active and is
considered armed and dangerous.
shit, are everywhere.
We shall never take.
speaks for you.
What perhaps Woody is not
as McGyer now?
Just builds a hovercraft
with paper clips or something like that.
does anyone still where we leave the cradle?
And Jack told the baby: "What?
I could not sleep...
but i won. "
You know these four idiots in
Internet self-called "the team Lazer".
are on Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat.
And I know that thou art, Jimmy Kimmel.
Salt and stop the game.
I am not crazy. I avergenzas
not once but twice...
Do You Mindy Do?
We would like to make some questions.
Well, we can take refuge here,
but do not touch anything.
is the house of my ex and if they break something
I do not want to pay again for everything.
is like the corridor of the mania here.
- What is your ex or your grandmother?
She said that has classic taste.
Do This is the mother of Mindy, truth?
is beautiful. I see where you removed.
leave it there.
Now!
guys, if this countdown is certain,
the Worg will be here in two days.
correct, we just
stayed here and we hope
until everything is finished.
Do it all ends?
That is not what we are doing.
No?
- No.
statistically,
the best option for the planet
was to allow the military amputaran us.
something that I do not agree, given my
0 % chance to survive.
Well, not zero at all. Zero means to
have no chance of survival...
but there is always a small
chance that i...
Woody.
- Sorry.
Dejemoslo handle it the government.
That is why we voted for him.
You do not vote Herman.
- is figuratively, Woody.
guys, we take the costume of power.
We have a moral obligation to do something.
I don't des sermons. If we are
in this predicament is by your fault.
Zachary, is it you?
- Yes. Fuck, Mindy, you look very well.
How is that of a cheetah?
- is of terrestrial leopard. Thanks.
Do you are still in possession of the
glove particle accelerator?
Do the laser?
Oh yes. Do you like, Baby?
I find it very beautiful.
What is your location, so that
we meet and aparearnos?
seriously?
Absolutely.
It is important to do this...
But we must first find.
We stayed in the old
cabin of your mother.
Should be there soon.
I am very excited and I am
very fertile when it arrives.
Oh, yes.
I love this thing!
to all units:
The project of Perseus
this loose and are considered
armed and dangerous...
So be careful.
Maintain the head there and... Shit!
My boss is here.
The call again, guys.
General stall you would not expect it.
Emory, we appreciate your dedication
to this project,
but we are going to continue with
the contingency plan.
General, I appreciate that, but I am fully
confidence that we can
put this under control.
I feel that once the computer Lazer...
How was that called them?
I am referring to the prisoners.
Once they are detainees...
enough.
Mr... Bill, first we have to
try to combat the aliens...
Before launching a nuclear weapon that
will kill millions of people.
Prepare the core.
We have a planet to save and,
more importantly, a nation.
What is your problem?
- Who? Herman?
Yes, he has the Idiot Do
as the worst thing that has happened...
but were very good friends.
Mira.
Herman never speaks
of it. Is complicated.
do complicated?
Do As "gay"?
- No. Why asumiste that was gay?
A rupture. It looks like a rupture gay.
What is a rupture gay?
was a rupture in the ordinary way.
whatever.
I am going to find out what happens.
not be lifted guys.
is only someone playing at the
door of our shelter secret.
Do Mindy?
- Hello, Father.
How we found?
I contacted Zachary.
really?
He is one of the champions of the earth.
That was a way very formal to say so.
food costume as a
distraction formal.
food!! Oh My God, I die
of hunger. We, enters.
Thank you.
Hello, Mindy.
- Hello, Zachary.
Do you are eating?
Very well.
I am sorry to interrupt, but
can I talk to you alone?
Yes, of course.
It is better that nobody can hear
what I have to say and do with you.
where is your daughter?
Before doing this,
I have to tell you something.
I know you think that
I am a stallion, and so I am...
but I have never been
truly with a girl.
But always practical in my same...
And I think that is what counts.
It is not that I do not want to make the love,
I absolutely what,
but also i like you.
Perhaps we are connected.
Is not. You know what I mean?
Thank You, God.
But what...?
Do you have done exercise?
Dmelo!!
It Dmelo now!
Do you like to be rude, truth?
too rude.
Jesus, Mindy.
What is what you want, Mindy?
- I want what you have.
Dmelo Zach or you started.
- Are you kidding?
Zachary...
Perhaps we should be friends only.
Help me.
I do not fall well,
but this is shameful.
Damn, Mindy.
Your grandson will have a small laser.
This is enough.
I can not stand it anymore. Mindy!!
I am going to vomit. Not to do so.
- Do Mindy?
Mindy, do you okay?
What you did?
Your relationship seems to be complicated.
Have to speak it.
Herman, care.
Oh, no.
Zach, not touch my...
daughter.
Mindy, no no wait!
Woody.
Zach, not hurt.
- has gone mad.
She is possessed, Zach.
That thing in your neck.
Herman, use the tape.
The devil,
nobody takes hold of my girlfriend.
Do I am your girlfriend?
- Yes, but no...
This is my girl.
- Herman, now.
Mindy.
I have.
We Go. We have to take this thing.
- No, wait.
I am Woodrow, a defender of the Earth.
Who are we talking about?
I know that this device is monitored.
I am a server of the Worg.
Those are ill.
- Thank You for the information, Herman.
is our planet or
yours and it will be yours.
Do you speak?
We do not want their planet, we only want peace.
The Ludels wanted peace
and now we hunt.
You do not have to be so. Nobody...
- It is not...
Zach, no.
Why have you done that, idiot?
to kill the bicho extraterrestrial,
that would make that my girlfriend
off one of my ex-girlfriends.
we were negotiating.
Destruiste the only means of communication
with the Worg that we had.
My error.
What is that beep you hear?
has a self-destruct mechanism.
- What do we do?
have to get out of here.
"Go!
I think that is not going to explode ...
Why do you tardaste both, idiot?
- Please make, you're alive!
This is the bad news.
The good news is that
you must work the rest
of his life to buy a new home.
Do Dad? What are you doing here?
Waiting...
What am I doing here?
What these headlamps?
Are military.
guys, these types are also
owned by parasites Worg.
try to sabotaging us.
Around the world in the car. Now.
Mindy, see.
We, salt of here.
somebody has to give a little push.
Jodanse, guys!
sees.
- I am going as quickly as possible.
I group boobs!
Herman, what these doing.
Of course that I am doing.
faster, Herman, we reach.
Do faster? Push a truck.
What happens?
There is no time to explain.
You were possessed by a parasite
and extraterrestrial we are now being
pursued by soldiers who
were also possessed the same way.
I think that was the time to explain.
faster, Herman,
uses these powerful thighs.
faster, Bruiser.
- Come here to push!
jumps on the truck.
- We reach.
Herman, I am.
Take command.
expected, perhaps we can talk about it.
Hey idiot.
Knock Knock.
Do, there is an object that hangs forward.
- What did you say?
No matter.
Matenlos to all.
I think we made them mad.
destroys the truck.
Matalos, Zachary.
- I have this.
Agachate Herman.
- Do not fail, not fail.
Don't move.
Damn, fallaste.
forget what I said, well done.
Well done, Chico
Take that, fucking.
Two million spectators and counting...
!Damn!
What the heck there are with these
children and the Internet?
They are working together.
is incredible.
Do you want to see the video of a type
that is eaten their tennis shoes?
Continues Herman. Well done, Herman.
If, keeps pushing.
A little more. Just do it.
Oh is well, is well!
Wait, is our secondary.
What is the problem with you?
Why do you not only lead us to the prison?
I am getting a transmission.
Have a listen to this.
Come.
is there a
computer lab at the school?
The nerds will love here.
Do you are still here in the school?
are watching a
live transmission of Milford Texas.
This is truly a milestone.
The craft landed a few minutes ago.
But the course of history
has changed forever.
And anyone who has asked
if we are alone in the universe...
Here is the answer.
Look at the size of that thing.
something happens.
The ship radiates something down.
A kind of force field.
Men and women,
the battle for your world will begin soon.
sent to their miserable champions
to the battlefield.
No-show will be considered
a defeat...
and will be followed by the destruction
of all its planet.
Have 24 hours.
We Worg.
We are their destruction.
Let idiot!
Do not worry Mindy.
We are going to do something, or do not, guys?
was everything for me and i am outside.
- Do These outside?
Herman, the whole planet is involved.
- we have already done this, idiot, you and me.
We know how it ends.
What did you do?
It was 20 years ago, in the state championships.
I called the "Texas Tornado".
a full scholarship I was waiting.
We were ten yards
of a perfect record.
Do had to block a guy.
The failed.
grabbed me with the
low guard and lost the championship.
and never...
- Does your leg?
I lost everything...
My scholarship, my future, my dream ...
because someone who was supposed
to be my friend,
I should support,
was not there.
we were not champions then and
certainly not what we now.
The army wants to fight against these
things, I would say that the leave.
I I will not do so.
You can lock on to someone else.
do not understand that here we have
a second opportunity?
You are not strong enough
to block with the shield.
will be a battle of two blows,
the worg hits you and your hit the ground.
And then the hit me
and I am dead.
Those are more than two hits.
- closes the mouth, Woody.
I cannot change what
happened in the past.
today only remains for me to
do things better.
No matter that is not your way,
I am going to lock.
What?
Good lock, idiot.
This is not my fault.
I did not know that he had already begun.
closes the mouth. Damn.
I leave here.
- is well. Let us stand together.
I cannot do so.
Why everything is always operates?
damn. Is that bastard.
I GOT YOU.
Damn, Woody.
We Go.
- Good attempt.
Champion.
idiot.
- out of here. We are going.
Do not look backwards.
- why not?
We Go.
Oh, no bromees.
That was my intention, unfortunately.
No, wait. Stop.
is well, is safe.
We are going.
expected.
- I want the armor.
Stop. Let it go.
- I want the frame.
where is Mindy?
A soldier possessed the has.
What? Where?
Do You Do?
- We are going. I have an idea.
I HATE when you have ideas.
quiet.
In fact, do not want to do this.
This is between you and me.
The destroy you as
we destroyed all the others.
Your species cannot compete with the Worg.
Do, escuchame.
uses your shield.
Zack has a shot.
I have?
Zack, not disparate. He has Mindy.
The kill.
Tell your friends to get out
and I am not going to make it suffer.
uses your shield.
- What is going on?
I am not going to do so Woody
- one.
It was 20 years ago, in the state championships.
I called the "Texas Tornado".
a full scholarship I was waiting.
We were ten yards
of a perfect record.
Do had to block a guy.
The failed.
grabbed me with the
low guard and lost the championship.
and never...
- Does your leg?
I lost everything...
My scholarship, my future, my dream ...
because someone who was supposed
to be my friend,
I should support,
was not there.
we were not champions then and
certainly not what we now.
The army wants to fight against these
things, I would say that the leave.
I I will not do so.
You can lock on to someone else.
do not understand that here we have
a second opportunity?
You are not strong enough
to block with the shield.
will be a battle of two blows,
the worg hits you and your hit the ground.
And then the hit me
and I am dead.
Those are more than two hits.
- closes the mouth, Woody.
I cannot change what
happened in the past.
today only remains for me to
do things better.
No matter that is not your way,
I am going to lock.
What?
Good lock, idiot.
This is not my fault.
I did not know that he had already begun.
closes the mouth. Damn.
I leave here.
- is well. Let us stand together.
I cannot do so.
Why everything is always operates?
damn. Is that bastard.
I GOT YOU.
Damn, Woody.
We Go.
- Good attempt.
Champion.
idiot.
- out of here. We are going.
Do not look backwards.
- why not?
We Go.
Oh, no bromees.
That was my intention, unfortunately.
No, wait. Stop.
is well, is safe.
We are going.
expected.
- I want the armor.
Stop. Let it go.
- I want the frame.
where is Mindy?
A soldier possessed the has.
What? Where?
Do You Do?
- We are going. I have an idea.
I HATE when you have ideas.
quiet.
In fact, do not want to do this.
This is between you and me.
The destroy you as
we destroyed all the others.
Your species cannot compete with the Worg.
Do, escuchame.
uses your shield.
Zack has a shot.
I have?
Zack, not disparate. He has Mindy.
The kill.
Tell your friends to get out
and I am not going to make it suffer.
uses your shield.
- What is going on?
I am not going to do so Woody
- one.
Two.
- Not disparate.
Three.
You Do, Now!
Now I you must.
I said thanks. What more do you want of me?
I want a case of beer, a
foot massage and another case of beer.
Alejate of my, fool!
No one else is embracing it.
- Do all are well?
Just with these types.
- Hey all this has not finished yet.
Now what?
The army is yet to come.
- We are going, we need to get out of here.
We leave the city and find
a place to hide.
No.
- No?
No, I am not going.
I am tired of the clutter and then flee.
If they want to flee,
forward and haganlo.
I understand.
These types we almost killed.
And yes, my teenage daughter basically
defeated one of them.
But at the end of the day,
when thing appears...
If we are not going to fight him,
who will?
I am.
Do are with me?
where are the others?
- were.
I do not know where they are and I do not care.
You have no idea of the magnitude
of the harm they have done.
single quitenme this thing and denselo
to someone that was worth it.
Saquenlo here.
Twenty minutes after which we call
"the issuance of doom"
units of the police
and the National Guard...
cordoned off around the stadium and
asked civilians remain clear.
made an attempt to
enter the stadium,
but it was impossible due to a
kind of force field.
We have a large number of questions.
Who are these aliens?
What happens if the clock
in the stadium reaches zero?
and who are the champions of the earth?
is perhaps the team Lazer that
both is seen in the social networks?
Now, with us via satellite,
the famous Neil Degras-Tyson physical.
Dr. Tyson, what do you think
of this situation?
My calculations show that, scientifically,
...we are fucking!
What are we doing here?
We must flee the city.
According to my calculations, the last place where
we seek is in the place of the fight.
We Must Be safe here.
What we do?
- I do not know.
Perhaps we should show.
These people deserve
a chance to live.
Do these people?
These are idiots.
Look how that individual
spelled "Apocalypse".
The question here in the stadium
Milford is the following:
The Team Lazer appears to
fight for the fate of the earth?
We have someone here that
you think you know the answer.
Do you think the computer Lazer appear?
They have no fear of the monsters,
aliens or whatever.
is there something you want to say
to the computer Lazer?
Salvennos, equipment Lazer.
Do not let the worg eat my brains.
We are a few pieces of shit.
Technically speaking, the
human body has 0.5% of feces, but...
will probably be higher with us.
- Shut Up, Woody
We are going to prepare it and then
we'll remove this thing. I will be back.
This is the first time that I do something so.
It is exciting.
I am happy for you.
The devil, I am going to enter.
where do you go?
You cannot do this alone.
Without you we are just 'team'.
expected. What do you think are you doing?
All is well.
I am a champion.
Do You are the champion?
- Yes.
Do equal to those of there?
children of a bitch.
Go and join the rest of
'The Justice League'.
I do not have time for this.
- Back Up.
Can believe this type?
I am the champion.
Put your back in the car.
I need.
Idiots, have no idea of what they do.
Do you think this is going to work?
is not.
I know that little will be fired.
that well. Is you. Do Comes to tease?
- No.
I came out of here.
- Do You Get?
did not trust in you,
not at the beginning.
But I have seen what you can do
with this frame if it is concentrated.
things that even I knew
that were possible.
did well in some tests.
We did terribly in the tests.
If, but also broke the space ...
and defeated four soldiers
with Extraterrestrial Technology.
Honestly, are the most
capable incompetent that I have seen.
And I grew up in the army.
The computer Lazer has more
experience with this than I am.
Even if the operation was successful...
I think that the frame this
with men adequate.
Do you think that we have a chance?
- Make, you were born for this.
We, I carry you to the stadium.
The army issued a statement
assuring citizens that...
"The situation is under control..."
but refuses to comment on the
existence of the so-called "champions".
And while the clock continues its countdown
, only one thing is sure...
if there really are those champions,
now really need.
How can we rescue Zack?
Daddy.
- Hello.
You are alive and you have all your parties.
Herman, listening.
We need you to do this.
You think you are not
fast enough
and that I am not
strong enough...
And we have our differences,
but it is time that...
I am inside, man.
Fortunately, we do not have to listen to it.
I am inside.
Okay, we go.
We have to fight for that nuclear warhead.
What?
Do warhead?
- Do Not had told them?
did not said anything
about a nuclear warhead.
we already have enough
tonight to think.
It is not my fault.
Why didn't you say so?
What I have done.
We are going, there is a nuclear warhead.
You I am saying it again.
they always do so.
It did not work on Independence Day.
I am still going to ten minutes.
The people is terribly impatient.
and there is no other response by the army rather
than ask everyone to stay away.
The whole world is
doing the same question:
" where is the champion of the earth?"
Where do I find the
best donuts around here?
I have a list of four
or five places.
Hey man, listening ...
I have a laser weapon of very
powerful space that robe of the army...
And I wanted to fight for my account
and I know that was a stupidity...
but I think that there is still
time to give someone who...
Hey boy, not I will always be there to
get you out of trouble, do you realize?
All, abrochense the belts.
- says it seriously.
All units, a
police vehicle tries to enter the stadium.
Waiting, moves away from the stadium.
This is not the way to go.
- You are going the wrong way.
Humvee.
Stop the vehicle or le disparar.
Go back to the stadium,
but do in reverse?
Derribenlos.
barbecue.
Careful!
Agarrense.
- Not premitan that is directed to the stadium.
truck.
Agarrense!!
Surprisingly,
people here is going crazy.
A vehicle entered the stadium.
Could this be the champion of the earth?
The only possibility for the
survival of mankind.
We fired.
ever more viajare with you.
- We are here or not?
Hardly.
Lord, the heads are lists.
Ready to deliver them at your command.
What are you doing here?
Training.
greetings, champions of the earth.
is a recording.
- Antarean.
today will fight for
the fate of their planet.
Prepararense to get to know your opponent.
I'm afraid.
- do not have.
can win this.
You have the super power.
There is nothing like in the universe.
You presenting... The Champion worg!
Wait a minute
Do this using a suit of power?
We Go. This guy deceived
the "Group Teats".
Do only in the universe?
Do my ass!
This is a crap.
Do where he got that frame?
In the same place where us.
Of them.
We Go. You said that in my ear bad,
because it sounded as if
you had said Antareanos.
As you can see, your opponent
was given the same armour...
so that it is a fair competition.
Do Competition?
Do you speak?
boys, look at this. I intercepted
a file of the ship Antareana.
is that a schedule?
- Almost.
This is a
racing circuit
intergalactic for the
salvation planetary.
What the heck that means?
This means that this
war is not a war.
This is a sporting event.
But instead of a trophy for the winner,
The Planet of the losers is destroyed.
They are a bunch of jerks.
- The ground can never be safe.
What do we do now?
long-term,
find a way to break the circuit.
In the short term, ...
- Not to lose.
We Are screwed.
This is impossible.
- No it is not.
Do not say that. You can do this.
Go to save the earth.
Okay?
great chat, Coach.
Thanks.
We shoot the warhead.
General, we are still evacuating thousands
of people from the radius of the explosion.
And did not work on
Independence Day, Lord.
Let see what they can do.
I wonder who said.
- Has a dialect Worg southern...
but I think he said that we are going
to kill slowly, one by one...
obligandonos each one
to eat up the remains
The last before
the eat what about.
This is disgusting.
It is time.
Get ready.
We, unfortunately.
Oh if.
Hey guys, I just
realized that I do not have a weapon.
My balls were numb.
- Computer Lazer.
The game begins.
This is going very well.
Is It Too Late to
gamble money to worg?
I cannot get beyond the shield.
- Do something.
points to the ground.
- I will do so.
large load.
Now Zack
Make no tarrying. Shoot again.
He will return.
Do you already played this game?
Technically, we are four.
- out of here.
waiting, I have to load
the new shield.
This is what happens when you
get with your computer Lazer.
No, only was hidden.
Do not let...
We, stand still.
genitals worg detected
Objective located.
But I am the objective.
Hey Tu, foreign crispy.
What do you think of the Texas tornado?
This is our opportunity.
The barrage to give it.
The ray of dark matter.
It is the only way to shoot it down.
how dark, what?
We never said that.
stand.
You have to fight.
Why not struggles with
someone of your size?
Adam, what are you doing?
I will give you a little more time.
used the canyon of dark matter.
We do not know how.
No, but if you know.
Not to do so.
If you like this planet,
you must first pass on my.
You are the that is supposed to
save the planet.
I think that what I have done.
It is time to finish with this.
Hey idiot.
I think that wants to fight.
arrived at the right planet.
is about to shoot the ray
of dark matter again.
Then dispararemos ours.
We must prepare it.
with the separate weapons so the we will kill.
- What is the option B?
We will kill.
We will take the option A.
What should we do?
We have that seem to him.
We figure out.
There is to charge it.
What are they doing?
I cannot hold it.
With these separate parts,
is not sufficiently stable.
Hold all.
Only hold.
You Cannot shoot the
dark matter with the costume divided.
Hold.
Now!
We Are outside the force field.
God bless America.
There are celebrations throughout the world
due to the ship
alienigena has disappeared.
We have not been confirmed yet
whether the ship was destroyed...
but now is that the thoughts
and prayers of all
are with these four men
known as Computer Lazer.
That Bitch went.
What do we do now?
- No idea.
I feel like fish and chips
to be honest.
We, enough is enough
with the British accent, Woody.
anyway I cannot eat
that stupid thing is not turned off.
I die of hunger.
I want to go.
And here they are: the champions.
The crowd goes wild.
Encourage the type of laser
and also to the other three.
Are the four in his armour and
the people they love. Only mirenlos.
everyone wants to know,
who are you, guys?
We are the ones we have just
save the planet.
We Are The Team Lazer.
See now the kisses.
Sorry Herman,
I think that I failed another locked.
But the team won,
that is what matters.
You know, I think I can fix that bota,
Herman.
I am working on possible improvements.
But first have to find out
which is what we have now.
Ensure the area.
- Oh, great.
Lord, do you have any statement?
How are detained these men?
No, of course not.
I know that many of you believed that
They did not appear to the
heroes that would expect to see...
But I same I chose to all
team members Lazer.
could not be more
proud of its achievements.
This is crap.
But make no mistake, we won the
battle but the war has not ended.
From today, we will bring
the fight to them.
I have asked the President for his
immediate approval to begin the Project Pegasus.
Oh, fever of the queen.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Equipment Lazer...
You go to space!
Let demons...!