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Madonna: Rebel Heart Tour (2016)
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Medieval warrior bitch goddess. That's what I'm going for. Blood, sweat and tears. Blood, sweat, tears. The hardest process... My hands are raw right now. When you are prepared for anything, you are prepared for war. We are warriors. This is the beginning of a crazy ride. The great thing about the war that we fight every night is that we bring no harm to people. We just bring love, inspiration, and people need it. Blood, sweat, tears. This is it, people. It's showtime. ["Iconic" begins] I'm a woman. I'm a woman. I'm a blonde. I have tits and ass and an insatiable desire to be noticed. Come on, baby. Show us your ass. Iconic Shake it for us, baby. Do that dance you do so well for us, baby. Okay. But I still want to start a revolution. Somebody's got to. Born to be a superstar That's exactly what you are Born to be a superstar That's exactly what you are There's too much beauty in the world going to waste, too much talent going unnoticed, too much creativity being crushed beneath the wheel of corporate branding and what's trending. But it's time to wake up. Born to be a superstar And I looked into the eyes of people, and I saw helplessness. That's exactly what you are I saw hopelessness. I saw humans searching for a way out. Watch me, people. I am great and I am somebody. I've been up and down so many times. No one's gonna ever stop me 'cause I'm somebody. I am beautiful. Because when those fascist dictators posing as righteous men come for you with their big leather boots to shut you up, to put a gag in your mouth... ...you'd better be prepared to fight for what you believe in. You'd better be prepared to die for what you believe in. I want to start a revolution. Are you with me? I'm the best the world has ever seen. The best ever! I'm somebody you'll never forget 'cause I work hard and sweat in my tears. Can't be stopped. I'm never falling again, and if I did, I'll come back. Yeah I'm iconic I'm iconic If you try to fuck it up again Destiny will choose you in the end If you don't make the choice You don't use your voice Someone else will speak for you instead Yeah What you want is just within your reach But you gotta practice what you preach You paid with sweat and tears To overcome your fears Never let the fire inside you leave Yeah I can, icon Two letters apart One step away Of being lost in the dark Just shine your light Like a beautiful star Show the world who you are Who you are Yeah There's another part of you No one sees There's a burning fire that's underneath Baby, don't you wanna know you were meant to be Born to be, meant to be Iconic Iconic Ironic Iconic Tell me I'm no good and I'll be great Say I have to fight and I can't wait Yeah Standing in the wings A butterfly that stings I will rise above 'cause it's my fate Yeah I can, icon Two letters apart One step away Of being lost in the dark Just shine your light Like a beautiful star Show the world who you are Who you are Yeah There's another part of you No one sees There's a burning fire that's underneath Baby don't you wanna know you were meant to be Born to be, meant to be Iconic Iconic Ironic Iconic Born to be a superstar That's exactly what you are Born to be a superstar That's exactly what you are All right, firefly chain, wanna catch you Wanna put you in a net for their light glow Yellow brick highway Paparazzi pile-up on the high road They just turned the sun into an idol They just wanna see how high the sky go Just to find out how it feel to fall bad Madonna said I remind her of Michael Steady blowing up my head, blowing up my head Put it on your wall, put me in the school book Put me in the laws Put me in the descant in the synagogue Firefly gold wanna catch ya Wanna catch you when your lights go dim Wanna turn you into a letter on their logo Wanna stick you in a jar with a pin You're an icon I can, icon Two letters apart One step away Of being lost in the dark Just shine your light Like a beautiful star Show the world who you are Who you are Yeah There's another part of you No one sees There's a burning fire that's underneath Baby don't you wanna know you were meant to be Born to be, meant to be Iconic Iconic Ironic Iconic Iconic Iconic Ironic Iconic Are you with me? I said, are you with me? It's your destiny. No one can stop you. You're invincible. You're ordained by God. We go hard or we go home We gonna do this all night long We go hard or we go home We gonna do this all night long I just wanna have fun tonight Put me under the flashing light Let me blow up this house tonight We go hard or we go home We gonna do this all night long We get freaky if you want Na na na na na na We go hard or we go home We gonna do this all night long We get freaky if you want Bitch I'm Madonna Bitch I'm Madonna Bitch, bitch I'm Madonna Bitch, bitch I'm Madonna We hit the elevator, ride up to the rooftop The bass is pumping, make me wanna screw the top off Yeah we'll be drinking and nobody's gonna stop us And we'll be kissing anybody that's around us I just wanna go out tonight Put me under the flashing light Let me blow up this house tonight Gonna blow B-b-bitch move We go hard or we go home We gonna do this all night long We get freaky if you want Na na na na na na We go hard or we go home We gonna do this all night long We get freaky if you want Bitch I'm Madonna Who do you think you are You can't mess with this lucky star Who do you think you are P-poured up with my nose up And that rose up and that thinga I'm froze up with my stove up 'Cause he eating like it's his dinner I run shit, I don't fall back 'Cause I'm on track, I'm a sprinter I'm bossed up, I got 'em awestruck It's not a toss-up, I'm the winner B-beep, beep, bitch move Before I bang-bang with that Uzz That's Miu Miu on my shoes Ain't got a thing left for me to prove It's that bottle service all night It's that pop and urban just right It's that go hard or go home zone Bitch I'm Madonna, these hos know We go hard or we go home We gonna do this all night long We get freaky if you want Na na na na na na We go hard or we go home We gonna do this all night long We get freaky if you want Bitch I'm Madonna We do it like this You're gonna love this You can't touch this 'Cause I'm a bad bitch Who do you think you are 'Cause I'm a bad bitch Who do you think you are 'Cause I'm a bad bitch Who do you think you are 'Cause I'm a bad bitch Who do you think you are Go hard or go home zone bitch I'm Madonna, these hos know ["Burning Up" begins] Arigatou gozaimasu, Bambi-chan. Aya-chan. All right! Are you ready to heat things up? It's getting a little bit hot in here. I said, why don't you help me turn up the heat? Are you listening, motherfuckers? Don't put me off 'cause I'm on fire And I can't quench my desire Don't you know that I'm burning up for your love You're not convinced that that is enough I put myself in this position And I deserve the imposition But you don't even know I'm alive And this pounding in my heart just won't die I'm burning up I'm burning up, burning up for your love I can't hear you! I'm burning up, burning up for your love Let me hear you sing! I'm burning up, burning up for your love For your love You're always closing the door And that only makes me want you more And day and night I cry for your love You're not convinced that that is enough To justify my wanting you Now tell me what you want me to do I'm not blind and I know That you want to want me But you can't let go Come on, let go I'm burning up, burning up for your love I'm burning up, burning up for your love I'm burning up, burning up for your love For your love Ohhh Do you want to see me down on my knees Or bending over backwards now, would you be pleased Unlike the others I'd do anything I'm not the same I have no shame I'm on fire Do you want to see me down on my knees Or bending over backwards now, would you be pleased Unlike the others I'd do anything I'm not the same I have no shame I'm on fire Burning up for your love Oh, yeah, I'm burning up Burning up for your love Hey, I'm burning up Burning up for your love Come on, come on, I'm burning up Burning up for your love You know you got me burning up baby You know you got me burning up baby Burning up for your love Burning up for your love That's right, motherfucker! Burning up for your love Burning up for your love ["Holy Water" begins] I can give you everything that you want Bitch get off my pole Bitch get off my pole You can't buy this at no luxury store Bitch get off my pole Bitch get off my pole There's a place you gotta go Before I let you take it all It's like a drug, it should be illegal Baby you should get down low And drink my precious alcohol You look so thirsty, I think you need it Kiss it better, kiss it better Don't it taste like holy water Make it wetter, make it wetter Don't it taste like holy water Kiss it better, make it wetter Don't it taste like holy water Kiss it better, kiss it better I can teach you all the things you don't know Bitch get off my pole Bitch get off my pole It's where like make it something you wanna own Bitch get off my pole Bitch get off my pole There's someplace you gotta hit It's sacred and immaculate I can let you in heaven's door I promise you it's not a sin Find salvation deep within We can do it here on the floor Kiss it better, kiss it better Don't it taste like holy water Make it wetter, make it wetter Don't it taste like holy water Kiss it better, make it wetter Don't it taste like holy water Kiss it better, kiss it better Don't it taste like holy water Like holy water Don't it taste like holy water Bless yourself and genuflect Don't it taste like holy water Like holy water Don't it taste like holy water If you like it please confess Don't it taste like holy water Like holy water Don't it taste like holy water Bless yourself and genuflect Don't it taste like holy water Like holy water Don't it taste like holy water Yeezus loves my pussy best Holy water, holy water, holy water, holy water Holy water, holy water, holy water, holy water Holy water, holy water, holy water Ladies with an attitude Don't just stand there, don't, don't Don't just stand there Don't just stand there, let's get to it Strike a pose, there's nothing to it Come on, vogue Let your body move to the music Move to the music Come on, vogue Let your body go with the flow Go with the flow, you know you can do it Come on, vogue Let your body move to the music Move to the music Come on, vogue Vogue, vogue Let your body go with the flow You know you can do it Greta Garbo and Monroe Dietrich and DiMaggio Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean On the cover of a magazine Grace Kelly, Harlow Jean Picture of a beauty queen Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire Ginger Rodgers dance on air They had style, they had grace Rita Hayworth gave good face Lauren, Katherine, Lana too Bette Davis, we love you Ladies with an attitude Fellows that were in the mood Don't just stand there, let's get to it Strike a pose, there's nothing to it Don't it taste like holy water Sacred and immaculate Don't it taste like holy water Bless yourself and genuflect Kiss it better, kiss it better Make it wetter, make it wetter Kiss it better, make it wetter Kiss it better, kiss it better Don't it taste like holy water Like holy water Don't it taste like holy water Bless yourself and genuflect Don't it taste like holy water Like holy water Don't it taste like holy water Yeezus loves my pussy best Don't it taste like holy water Like holy water Don't it taste like holy water Bless yourself and genuflect Don't it taste like holy water Like holy water Don't it taste like holy water Bless yourself and genuflect Yeezus loves my pussy best ["Devil Pray" begins] Take my sins And wash them away Teach me how to pray I've been stranded here in the dark Take these walls away I've been swimming in the ocean Till I'm almost drowned Give me something I can believe in Teach me how to pray And we can do drugs And we can smoke weed And we can drink whisky Yeah we can get high and we can get stoned And we can sniff glue and we can do E And we can drop acid Forever be lost with no way home Yeah we can ride and we can hide But we won't find the answers If you go down then you'll get help along the way But if you want to save your soul Then we should travel all together And make the devil pray Oooh save my soul Save my soul Save my soul Devil's here to fool you Ooh save my soul Save my soul Save my soul Devil's here to fool you Oooh save my soul Save my soul Save my Devil's here to fool you Oooh save my soul Save my soul Save my Devil's here to fool you Mother Mary can't you help me 'Cause I've gone astray All the angels that were around me Have all flown away The ground beneath my feet is getting warmer Lucifer is near Holding on, but I'm getting weaker Watch me disappear And we can do drugs And we can smoke weed And we can drink whisky Yeah we can get high and we can get stoned Stoned, stoned, stoned And we can sniff glue and we can do E And we can drop acid Forever be lost with no way home Yeah we can run and we can hide But we won't find the answers If you go down then you'll get help along the way But if you want to save your soul Then we should travel all together And make the devil pray I said oooh-oooh, sing hallelujah Oooh save my soul Oooh-oooh, the devil's here to fool ya Until my story is told I said Oooh-oooh, sing hallelujah Oooh save my soul Sing hallelujah Oooh-oooh, the devil's here to fool ya Until my story is told ["Messiah" begins] I am the promise that you cannot keep Reap what you sow Find what you seek I am the sorceress down in the deep I am the earth under your feet I am the moon with no light of my own You are the sun guarding your throne I heard the angels whisper to me Look for the signs He is the one I'll light a candle here in the dark Making my way to your heart I'll cast a spell that you can't undo Till you wake up And you find that you love me too Till you wake up and you find that you love me too I'll be the bride that is married to life You are the day I am the night Weave you a blanket of silver and gold I'll keep you warm Do as I'm told I need your strength, it will keep me from harm I'd be your queen Safe in your arms Don't want to get to the end of my days Saying I wasn't amazed I'll light a candle here in the dark Making my way to your heart I'll cast a spell that you can't undo Till you wake up And you find I'll light a candle here in the dark Making my way to your heart I'll cast a spell that you can't undo Till you wake up And you find that you love me too Till you wake up And you find that you love me too Till you wake up And you find that you love me too ["Body Shop" begins] Yeah! With all these curves we might need To have the brakes looked at So pop the hood and see what's good I need a tune-up bad My pressure's low, I'm on a roll But my transmission's blown I heard a thump and then a knock I hear you work at a body shop I hear you work at a body shop Yeah! You can keep it overnight You can do whatever you like Working overtime Working on the line You can polish the headlights You can smooth out the fender You can start the ignition We can go on a bender Stuck to the seat, our body heat What will you do with all this ass Let's shift the gears, get outta here We're stepping on the gas We gotta bounce, we're going fast Let's let the seat go back You take the wheel, I'll sit on top I hear you work at a body shop I hear you work at a body shop You can keep it overnight You can do whatever you like Working overtime Working on the line You can keep it overnight You can do whatever you like Working overtime Working on the line Overheating the engine Might be blowing a gasket Tighten up the suspension And you don't have to ask it I hear you work at a body shop You're late. What you been doing, working out? Ah, ah, ah, ah. Show me your six-pack. Hear you work at a body shop Yeah! I would drive to the ends of the earth For you Jumpstart my heart You know what you gotta do I would ride through the dark of night With you Yeah! Cross my heart and hope to die It's true You can keep it overnight You can do whatever you like Working overtime Working on the line Come here, baby. Yeah! You can keep it overnight You can do whatever you like Working overtime I'm gonna toe the line I hear you work at a body shop Hear you work at a body shop Hear you work at a body shop Yeah! I hear you work at a body shop Hear you work at a body shop Thank you. Let's get this party started. I need to see you people getting your sweat on. Taking your shirts off. Marvin, show me your six-pack. Where's Mi'hore? Justin. Loic Mabanza. That's right. That's what I'm talking about. It's hard work up here in my body shop. Just take it off, baby. Yeah! Now, just because we don't discriminate, Sasha... you got a six-pack on you, baby? I want y'all to know they had to work for those six-packs. You keep drinking them six-packs, you ain't gonna have a six-pack. Right, Pono? Ohh, look at that. Anyway, alcohol naturally leads me to the subject of love. That's right. ["True Blue" begins] Of course you have to sing along. I've had other guys I've looked into their eyes But I never knew love before Till you walked through my door I've had other lips I-I-I've sailed a thousand ships But no matter where I go You're the one for me baby This I know 'Cause it's true love You're the one I'm dreaming of Your heart fits me like a glove And I'm gonna be True blue baby, I love you I've heard all the lines I've cried oh so many times Those teardrops they won't fall again I'm so excited 'cause you're my best friend So if you should ever doubt Wonder what love is all about Just think back and remember dear Those words whispered in your ear I said true love You're the one I'm dreaming of Your heart fits me like a glove And I'm gonna be True blue baby, I love you No more sadness I kiss it good-bye The sun is bursting Right out of the sky I searched the whole world For someone like you Don't you know, don't you know that it's True love, oh baby True love, oh baby True love, oh baby True love, it's True love, oh baby True love, oh baby True love, oh baby True love, it's True love You're the one I'm dreaming of Your heart fits me like a glove And I'm gonna be True blue baby, I love you I love you And your six-pack. Good body work. ["Deeper and Deeper" begins] Deeper and deeper and deeper Are you bitches in my gang? Stanley, are you in my gang? Deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper Sweeter and sweeter and sweeter and sweeter I can't help falling in love I fall deeper and deeper The further I go Kisses sent from heaven above They get sweeter and sweeter The more that I know When you know the notes to sing You can sing most anything That's what my mama told me Round and round and round you go When you find love you'll always know I let my father mold me Daddy couldn't be All wrong Not gonna let you slip away, I'm gonna be there And my mama made me Learn this song You're gonna bring your love to me, I'm gonna get you That's why I can't help falling in love I fall deeper and deeper The further I go Kisses sent from heaven above They get sweeter and sweeter The more that I know The deeper I go All is fair in love she said Think with your heart, not with your head That's what my mama told me All the little things you do Will end up coming back to you I let my father mold me Daddy couldn't be All wrong Not gonna let you slip away, I'm gonna be there And my mama made me Learn this song You're gonna bring your love to me, I'm gonna get you That's why I can't help falling in love I fall deeper and deeper The further I go Kisses sent from heaven above They get sweeter and sweeter The more that I know Someone said that romance was dead And I believed it instead of remembering What my mama told me Let my father mold me Then you tried to hold me You remind me what they said This feeling inside I can't explain But my love is alive And I'm never gonna hide it again Deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper Sweeter and sweeter and sweeter and sweeter I can't help falling in love I fall deeper and deeper The further I go Kisses sent from heaven above They get sweeter and sweeter The more that I know Deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper Never gonna hide it again Sweeter and sweeter and sweeter and sweeter Never gonna have to pretend Deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper Never gonna hide it again I can't keep from Falling in love with you There's nothing better that I'd like to do ["Heartbreak City" begins] This is brilliant! Cut me down the middle Fucked me up a little You said I was your queen I tried to give you everything And now you want your freedom You got just what you came for A bit of fame and fortune I'm no longer needed You said it was over Wanted it to end Then you had the nerve To say that we could still be friends You had a few secrets I was never told Now everyone's talking And I'm the last to know Now I'm In the middle of Heartbreak City Heartbreak City And I'm In the middle of a world not pretty A world not pretty Your clever game got the best of me Best of me But you ain't gonna get the rest of me Rest of me 'Cause I'm In Heartbreak City Tore me into pieces Ah! Didn't have no damn reason I let you in my house You helped yourself to everything And left me with your mess I curse the day we met Your memory is haunting me I wish I could forget You said it was over Wanted it to end Then you had the nerve to say That we could still be friends You had a few secrets I was never told Now everyone's talking And I'm the last to know Now I'm In the middle of Heartbreak City Heartbreak City Now I'm In the middle of a world not pretty A world not pretty Your clever game got the best of me Best of me But you ain't gonna get the rest of me Rest of me 'Cause I'm In Heartbreak City And it's not that pretty Heartbreak City Tense music Nobody... Fucks with the queen! ["Like a Virgin" begins] Hey! I made it through the wilderness Somehow I made it through Didn't know how lost I was Until I found you I was beat Incomplete I'd been had I was sad and blue But you made me feel Yeah you made me feel Shiny and new Hey! Like a virgin Touched for the very first time Like a virgin When your heart beats Next to mine Gonna give you all my love boy My fear is fading fast Been saving it all for you 'Cause only love can last You're so fine And you're mine Make me strong Yeah you make me bold 'Cause your love thawed out Yeah your love thawed out What was scared and cold Like a virgin Hey! Touched for the very first time Like a virgin When your heart beats Next to mine I knew... I could bring you so much pleasure. Just close your eyes. See my booty get down like... See my booty get down like... See my booty get down like... See my booty get down like... See my booty get down like... See my booty get down like... See my booty get down like... See my booty get down like... Get down, get up. Get down, get up. Get down, get up. Get down, hey! Touched for the very first time Come on, let me hear you sing! Like a virgin When your heart beats Next to mine Like a virgin Ooh, ooh Like a virgin I can't hear you. Feels so good inside When you hold me And your heart beats And you love me Oh, oh Ooh baby Can't you hear my heart beat For the very first time I wanna run naked in a rainstorm. Come on, baby. I want to kiss you in Paris. I want to hold your hand in Rome. Make love in a train, cross-country. You put this in me. So now what? ["S.E.X." begins] Sex Sex, ah, tell me more Hot Sex Sex, ah, tell me more Oh, my God You're so hard Pull my hair Let me get on top Oh, my God Soaking wet Back and forth till we break the bed When you read my mind Get down and discover me I'm an open door Let you come inside of me Wanna put my hands Around your neck Gonna take you to a place that you will not forget Sex, what you know about sex? Tell me what you know about sex Sex, what you know about sex? Oh, my God You're so hard Pull my hair Let me get on top Oh, my God Soaking wet Back and forth till we break the bed You got a bad attitude I like to grind it on you When I let you put it on me You better give me what I want baby Oh my A lesson in Sexology. Twisted rope, handcuffs Blindfold, string of pearls Necktie, silk scarf Silver chains, pretty girls Thigh highs, leather mask High heels, gold damask Perfume, switchblade Absinthe, Novocain Chopsticks, underwear Bar of soap, dental chair Fishnets, satin sheets Garter belt, raw meat Candlelight, keyhole Leather belt, mink stole Golden shower, latex thong Licorice whips, strap it on Oh, my God You're so hot Pull my hair Let me get on top Oh, my God Soaking wet Back and forth till we break the bed You got a bad attitude I like to grind it on you And when I let you put it on me You better give me what I want baby Sex ["Living For Love" begins] Come on! This will be a revolution of inquiring further. Of not worrying about winning other people's approval. Of not wishing you were someone else, but perfectly content to be who you are. Come on Living for love Someone unique and rare and fearless. Come on I want to start a revolution of love. Come on First you love me and I let you in Made me feel like I was born again You empowered me, you made me strong Built me up and I could do no wrong I let down my guard, fell into your arms Forgot who I was, I didn't hear the alarm Now I'm down on my knees Alone in the dark I was blind to your game You fired a shot in my heart Living for love Living for love I'm gonna carry on Living for love Living for love I'm living for love I'm living for love Love Living for love Lift me up, love's gonna lift me up Living for love Love Living for love Lift me up, love's gonna lift me up Come on I'm gonna carry on I could get caught up in bitterness But I'm not dwelling on this crazy mess I found freedom in the ugly truth I deserve the best and it's not you You've broken my heart But you can't bring me down, come on I'm falling apart Once was lost, now I'm found Picked up my crown, put it back on my head I can forgive, but I will never forget Took me to heaven, let me fall down Now that it's over I'm gonna carry on Lifted me up and watched me stumble After the heartache, I'm gonna carry on I'm living for love Ohh, ooh, ohh Living for love I'm gonna carry on Living for love Ooh, ooh, ooh Living for love I'm living for love Living for love Living for love Love's gonna lift me up Living for love Ohh, ohh, ohh Living for love Love's gonna lift me up Come on Gonna lift me up, up, up, up Ohh Ohh Up, up, up, up Gonna lift me up, up, up, up Love's gonna lift me up Up, up, up, up Gonna lift me up, up, up, up Love's gonna lift me up I'm gonna carry on Ohh I'm not giving up Said love's gonna lift me up ["La Isla Bonita" begins] Last night I dreamt of San Pedro Just like I'd never gone I knew the song A young girl with eyes Like the desert It all seems like yesterday Not far away Tropical the island breeze All of nature wild and free This is where I long to be La Isla Bonita And when the samba played The sun would set so high Ring through my ears and sting my eyes Your Spanish lullaby Hey, hey! I fell in love with San Pedro Warm wind carried on the sea He called to me Te dijo te amo I prayed that the days would last They went so fast Tropical the island breeze All of nature wild and free This is where I long to be La Isla Bonita And when the samba played The sun would set so high Ring through my ears and sting my eyes Your Spanish lullaby I want to be Where the sun warms the sky When it's time for siesta You can watch them go by Beautiful faces No cares in this world Where a girl loves a boy And a boy Loves a girl Last night I dreamt of San Pedro It all seems like yesterday Not far away Tropical the island breeze All of nature wild and free This is where I long to be La Isla Bonita And when the samba played The sun would set so high Ring through my ears and sting my eyes Your Spanish lullaby Tropical the island breeze All of nature wild and free This is where I long to be La Isla Bonita And when the samba played The sun would set so high Ring through my ears and sting my eyes Your Spanish lullaby Tropical the island breeze All of nature wild and free This is where I long to be La Isla Bonita And when the samba played The sun would set so high Ring through my ears and sting my eyes Your Spanish lullaby Hey, hey! Flamenco! Here we go! Por que? Por que? Por que? Si, si, si, si, si, si. ["Dress You Up" begins] You've got style That's what all the girls say Satin sheets And luxuries so fine All your suits Are custom made In Barcelona But I've got something That you'll really like Hey, hey! Gonna dress you up in my love All over, all over Gonna dress you up in my love All over your body Feel the silky touch Of my caresses They will keep you Looking so brand-new Let me cover you With velvet kisses I'll create a look That's made for you Hey, hey! Gonna dress you up in my love All over, all over Gonna dress you up in my love All over your body Gonna dress you up in my love In my love All over your body In my love All over, all over From your head down to your toes Get into the groove Boy you gotta prove Your love to me Yeah Get up on your feet Yeah, step to the beat Boy what will it be Music can be such a revelation Dancing around you feel the sweet sensation We might be lovers if the rhythm's right I hope this feeling never ends tonight Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free At night I lock the doors Where no one else can see I'm tired of dancing here all by myself Tonight I wanna dance with someone else Whoo, whoo, whoo Love you, whoo, whoo Are you ready to party? It's time for a drink. Come on. Whoo! Gonna dress you up in my love All over, all over Gonna dress you up in my love All over your body Gonna dress you up in my love In my love All over, all over All over your body In my love All over, all over From your head down to your toes Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Gracias seors y seoritas! Oh, my God, I could use some tequila right now. Estoy listos? Listos? - Uno. - Uno! - Dos. - Dos! - Tres. - Tres! Catch, motherfuckers. They're so talented. These guys think they can just go around looking good. That's not enough, right? That gets you in the door. That doesn't keep you in the room. As you can see, there's a lot of crazy stuff going on in my show, right? Yeah. Pretty good for a small-town girl from Detroit. But Detroit made me what I am today. I tell you, we got a lot of great things going on in Detroit right now. People said this city was fallen to shit and that we were at ground zero, but guess what happens when you're at ground zero. You can only go up. Okay? Let's go! Go here, and we gonna work. We gonna work on either side. Growing up in Detroit, I thought it was, like, such a Podunk place, complained about it incessantly, and couldn't wait to get out of here. Which is a blessing, because what you need to grow is resistance. Just like a seed has to push against the earth to become a great tree, the same thing goes for a human being. We teach young kids discipline with self, humbleness. I have nothing but gratitude, even though I wanted to escape it. The automotive industry was once thriving and kept many families alive, and then of course it collapsed and Detroit fell to shit. And now it's having a renaissance, and I feel like we're a part of that renaissance, and that makes me feel really good to be a part of it, to bring attention back to it, and to give back to a city that ultimately inspired me to be the person I am today. They have to do their homework before they can train? Books are always the most important. I'm not worried about the next champion. I'm worried about the next scholar. You know, there's no point in being a rebel unless you have something to fight for. My intentions are never to break things down, just to destroy, but to break down barriers and to destroy discrimination, prejudice, hatred, and bigotry. And that's what being a rebel heart is all about. Now, I want to dedicate this next song to all of my rebel heart fans who provided the artwork that you're about to see behind me. They did all the illustrations. Drawings poured in. We had to say no to a lot of people. But I want to thank you for your generosity and your creativity. So if there are rebel hearts in the audience tonight, why don't you put your hands together? ["Rebel Heart" begins] I live my life like a masochist Hearing my father say Told you so, told you so Why can't you be like the other girls I said oh no, that's not me And I don't think that it'll ever be Thought I belong to a different tribe Walking along, never satisfied, satisfied Tried to fit in but it wasn't me I said oh no, I want more That's not what I'm looking for So I took the road less traveled by And I barely made it out alive Through the darkness somehow I survived Tough love, I knew it from the start Deep down in the depth Of my rebel heart I've spent some time as a narcissist Hearing the others say look at you, look at you Trying to be so provocative I said oh yeah, that was me All the things I did just to be seen Outgrown my past And I've shed my skin Letting it go All I'll start again, start again Never look back, it's a waste of time I said oh yeah, this is me And I'm right here where I wanna be I said fuck yeah, this is me Right where I'm supposed to be So I took the road less traveled by And I barely made it out alive Through the darkness somehow I survived Tough love, I knew it from the start Deep down in my rebel heart So I took the road less traveled by And I barely made it out alive Through the darkness somehow I survived Tough love, I knew it from the start Deep down in the depth Of my rebel heart Of my rebel heart Thank you. Suspenseful music I know what you're thinking. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. But it's too late. I'm in the kitchen, and the burner's on full blaze. Are you with me? ["Illuminati" begins] It's not Jay Z and Beyonce It's not Nicki or Lil Wayne It's not Oprah and Obama The Pope and Rihanna Queen Elizabeth or Kanye It's not pentagrams or witchcraft It's not triangles or stacks of cash Black magic or Gaga Gucci or Prada Riding on the Golden Calf The all-seeing eye is watching tonight That's what it is Truth and the light The all-seeing eye is watching tonight Nothing to hide The secret's inside It's like everybody in this party's Shining like Illuminati Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa It's like everybody in this party's Shining like Illuminati Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa It's the Enlightenment that started it all The Founding Fathers wrote it down on the wall And now the media's misleading us all Turned right into wrong It's time to dance And turn this dark into something So let the fire burn, this music is bumping We're gonna live forever, love never dies It starts tonight Behind the curtain of the New World Order It's not platinum encrypted corners It's not ISIS or the Phoenix Pyramids of Egypt Don't make it into something sordid It's not Steve Jobs or Bill Gates It's not the Google of United States It's not Bieber or LeBron Clinton or Obama or anyone you love to hate The all-seeing eye is watching tonight That's what it is Truth and the light The all-seeing eye is watching tonight Nothing to hide The secret's inside It's like everybody in this party's Shining like Illuminati Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa It's like everybody in this party's Shining like Illuminati Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa You know that everything that glitters ain't gold So let the music take you out of control It's time to feel it in your body and soul Come on, let's go We're gonna dance And turn this dark into something So let the fire burn, this music is bumping We're gonna live forever, love never dies It starts tonight It's like It's like It's like everybody in this party's Shining like Illuminati Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa It's like everybody in this party's Shining like Illuminati Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Like everybody in this party's Shining like Illuminati Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa It's like everybody in this party's Shining like Illuminati Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa It's like everybody in this party's Shining like Illuminati It's like everybody in this party's Shining like Illuminati Everybody in this party's Shining like Illuminati It's like everybody in this party's Shining like Illuminati ["Music" begins] Ah, ah, ah. Smooth jazz music Hey Mr. DJ Put a record on I wanna dance with my baby And when the music starts I never want to stop It's gonna drive me crazy Ah, ah, ah Music Music, music, music Music, music, music, music, music Music Makes the people Come together Yeah Music Makes the bourgeoisie And the rebel Hey Mr. DJ Put a record on I wanna dance with my baby And when the music starts I never want to stop It's gonna drive me crazy Music Makes the people Come together Yeah Music Makes the bourgeoisie And the rebel Don't think of yesterday And I don't look at the clock I like to boogie-woogie Uh, uh! It's like riding on the wind And it never goes away Touches everything I'm in Got to have it every day Music Makes the people Come together Yeah Music Makes the bourgeoisie And the rebel Hey Mr. DJ Get stupid, get stupid Get stupid, get stupid Get stupid, get stupid Get stupid, get stupid Punch that man in the nose! He tried to molest me! Oh! It was wonderful! I loved it. Ah, ah, ah. I was supposed to make it to the top. But I only made it to the middle. It sucks when you only make it to the middle. I'm not settling for the middle. I'm never gonna settle. Hit me, Ricki. Quirky music It's lonely at the top, but it ain't crowded. And now something special. I'm going to play my favorite instrument. Piano plays classical music Let's get on with the show. The really, really, really big show. Music Makes the people Come together Yeah Music Makes the bourgeoisie And the rebel Music Music, music, music Music, music, music, music, music Hey Mr. DJ Get stupid, get stupid Get stupid, get stupid Get stupid, get stupid Get stupid, get stupid It's the M-A-D-O-N-N-A Let's go It's the M-A-D-O-N-N-A Ha, all right It's the M-A-D-O-N-N-A You ready? It's the M-A-D-O-N-N-A Ha My sugar is raw My sugar is raw My sugar is raw My sugar is raw Dance My sugar is raw My sugar is raw My sugar is raw My sugar is raw Dance See which flavor you like And I'll have it for you Come on in to my store I've got candy galore Don't pretend you're not hungry I've seen it before I've got Turkish delight baby And so much more Get up out of your seat, your seat Come on up to the dance floor I've got something so sweet, so sweet Come on up to the front door I need plenty of heat, heat Form a special confection Just start moving your feet, your feet Move on over to me I'll be your one stop, one stop Candy shop, candy shop Everything, everything That I got, that I got I'll be your one stop, one stop Candy store, candy store Lollipop, lollipop Have some more, have some more All these suckers are not What we sell in the store Chocolate kisses so good You'll be begging for more Don't pretend you're not hungry There's plenty to eat Come on in to my store 'Cause my sugar is sweet Get up out of your seat, your seat Come on up to the dance floor I've got something so sweet, so sweet Come on up to the front door I need plenty of heat, heat Form a special confection Just start moving your feet, your feet Move on over to me I'll be your one stop, one stop Candy shop, candy shop Everything, everything That I got, that I got I'll be your one stop, one stop Candy store, candy store Lollipop, lollipop Have some more, have some more My sugar is raw My sugar is raw My sugar is raw My sugar is raw Dance My sugar is raw My sugar is raw My sugar is raw My sugar is raw Dance It's the M-A-D-O-N-N-A Ha. You ready? Let's go, let's go. All right. Oh, yes. No. What? Dramatic music Living in a material world Living in a material world Living in a material world Living in a material world ["Material Girl" begins] Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me I think they're okay If they don't give me proper credit I just walk away They can beg and they can plead But they can't see the light That's right, that's right 'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash Is always Mr. Right 'Cause we are living in a material world And I am a material girl You know that we are living In a material world And I am a material girl Ah, ah Some boys romance, some boys slow dance That's all right with me If they can't raise my interest Then I have to let them be Some boys try and some boys lie But I don't let them play, no way, no way Only boys that save their pennies Make my rainy days 'Cause we are living in a material world And I am a material girl You know that we are living In a material world And I am a material girl Living in a material world And I am a material girl You know that we are living In a material world And I am a material girl Ah, ah Ah, ah Ah, ah Living in a material world Living in a material world Living in a material world Material-al Living in a material world Boys may come and boys may go And that's all right you see Experience has made them rich And now they're after me 'Cause everybody's living in a material world And I am a material girl You know that we are living In a material world And I am a material girl Living in a material world Oh, wait. Living in a material world Living in a material world Material-al Yes. I'm the luckiest girl in the world. Who wants to marry me? This is very nerve-racking. I mean, I've failed at marriage twice already. Look, I mean, I'm almost shedding a tear right now, thinking about the third possible failure. Just kidding. Are you married? Are you married to him? You are? I'm sorry. Do you know about the three rings of marriage? Did you give her her engagement ring? Did you give her a wedding ring? Yes, I did! And did you give her some suffering? All the time! All the time, good. That's marriage. Okay, I'm gonna throw this bouquet, and somebody please, who's available, who isn't already married, who isn't a convicted felon, and who has a couple of talents up their sleeves besides these nuts, catch this bouquet! You better catch it. Yes! Yes! And you didn't even have to fight for it. Come over here, young man, you lucky man. Wait, I didn't say jump the barrier. Okay, we're not there yet. What's your name? Jake Dennis! Jake Dennis. That's enthusiastic. What sign are you? I'm a fucking Leo, man. A fucking Leo! Ooh, yeah! All right, we'll see about that. Do you know how to drive a car? Fuck yeah. Fuck, fuck, fuck yeah? Fuck, fuck, fuck yeah. Okay. Do you have a job? Absolutely. Nope, that's not the answer. Fuck, fuck, fuck yeah! What kinda job do you have? I'm a singer! Uh-uh. There will not be two captains driving this train, okay? I don't think so. Okay, here's my favorite moment in the show. To me, this is one of the greatest love songs ever written, performed by one of my favorite singers in the whole world, Edith Piaf. Yes. And it is my honor... and I hope I don't fuck it up... to sing it for you now. A song about love again. ["La Vie En Rose" begins] Des yeux Qui font baisser les miens Un rire Qui se perd sur sa bouche Voil Le portrait sans retouche De I'homme Auquel j'appartiens Quand Il me prend dans ses bras Il me parle tout bas Je vois la vie en rose Il me dit des mots d'amour Des mots de tous les jours Et a me fait quelque chose Il est entr dans mon coeur Une parte de bonheur Dont je connais la cause C'est lui pour moi Moi pour lui dans la vie Il me I'a dit L'a jur pour la vie Et ds que je I'aperois Alors je sens en moi Mon coeur qui bat Everybody sing along. Je t'aime. Light it up, baby! Look at how beautiful that looks. Speaking of light, does anybody have one especially for me? Ooh. Look what the cat just dragged in. The law of attraction. It works. Do you believe in it? Yes? You think and it appears. So be careful what you think of. How 'bout you, Mi'hore? What have you got for me? A pretty box? I already have a pretty box. Ooh. A beautiful cigarette. Yes, I've never had one of these before. So unique. So thoughtful of you. You trying to kill me? Yes, you are. Don't "ma'am" me. Don't hand me a cigarette and then say, "No, ma'am." You're all talk and no trousers, baby. Bad. What about you, good looking? What do you have? Oooh. This man pays attention. 'Cause he knows that... Diamonds Are a girl's Best friend I don't smoke, but I like to start fires. When we did it, I'll admit it Wasn't satisfied When the gun was loaded You were never on my side We only hurt the ones we love. ["Unapologetic Bitch" begins] Woke up this morning Feeling good that you were gone Hurt for a while but I'm finally moving on Said it, did it, hit it, quit it Then I let it go See you trying to call me But I blocked you on my phone It took a minute but now I'm feeling strong It almost killed me but I'm better off alone Now you're saying that you're sorry I don't wanna know Better face the fact you had to go It might sound like I'm an unapologetic bitch But sometimes you know I gotta call it like it is It might sound like I'm an unapologetic bitch But sometimes you know I gotta call it like it is You know you never really knew how much you loved me Till you lost me Did you? You know you never really knew how much Your selfish bullshit cost me Well fuck you It might sound like I'm an... It might sound like I'm an... I know you'd like it if I sat at home and cried But that ain't gonna happen, here's the reason why When we did it, I'll admit it Wasn't satisfied When the gun was loaded You were never on my side I'm popping bottles that you can't even afford I'm throwing parties and you won't get in the door Said it, get it, love it, hate it I don't care no more Tell me how it feels to be ignored It might sound like I'm an unapologetic bitch But sometimes you know I gotta call it like it is It might sound like I'm an unapologetic bitch But sometimes you know I gotta call it like it is You know you never really knew how much you loved me Till you lost me Did you? You know you never really knew how much Your selfish bullshit cost me Well fuck you It might sound like I'm an... I need a new bitch in my life. Please, someone. It might sound like I'm an... Anyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa It might sound like I'm an... She's been a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad girl. It might sound like I'm an... Hard ass! Bad, bad, bad. Bad, bad, bad. It might sound like I'm an unapologetic bitch Come on, baby. But sometimes you know I gotta call it like it is It might sound like I'm an unapologetic bitch But sometimes you know I gotta call it like it is Whoa! You know you never really knew how much you loved me Till you lost me Did you? You know you never really knew how much Your selfish bullshit cost me Well fuck you Fuck you! Now let's go. But sometimes you know I gotta call it like it is It might sound like I'm an unapologetic bitch But sometimes you know I gotta call it like it is Come on, baby. Drop it, drop it. Drop it like it's hot. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm not mad at that at all. Yeah, shake it. Shake it. Yes! Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah! It might sound like I'm an... Yes! Yes, bitch! Do it like you mean it. Make some noise for the queen of the world! Ladies and gentlemen, a big round of applause for tonight's unapologetic bitch. Give me a hug. Oh, yeah! Te amo! You have a lot of clothes on. You don't have anything to apologize for. Fuck no! That's right. God bless you. Fuck you! Wait, where are you going? I don't think I spanked you hard enough. It might sound like I'm an... It might sound like I'm an... I love you, Mom! Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa I'm such a big fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa Ohh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa It might sound like I'm an... It's a banana. Have you seen anything this big before? Amy, you know what to do with this, right? How many things can you do with a banana? I've chopped them up. Have you licked them? I have licked them. Do not scoff at this banana. Swallow it? Yes! A banana could save your life. You wanna share it with me? Bye, guys! Have you ever seen anything this shape before? Sucked them? I've sucked 'em. Have you f... no. No. Okay, good, so there's something left for you to do. Start right now, baby. It might sound like I'm an unapologetic bitch Who wants to wait for Idris's banana? Raise your hand. Oh, my God! A diamond-encrusted banana. Ow, ow, you hurt me. Yeah! It might sound like... See you Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa Oh, shit. Hello! It might sound like I'm an... Oh, my God! It might sound like I'm an... It might sound like I'm an unapologetic bitch Bye-bye, my bitches! But sometimes you know I gotta tell it like it is It might sound like I'm an... ["Holiday" begins] Holiday Celebrate Holiday One more time! Celebrate If we took a holiday Took some time to celebrate Just one day out of life It would be It would be so nice Everybody spread the word We're gonna have a celebration All across the world In every nation It's time for the good times Forget about the bad times, oh yeah One day to come together To release the pressure We need a holiday If we took a holiday Holiday Took some time to celebrate Celebrate Just one day out of life Just one day It would be It would be so nice We can turn this world around And bring back all of those happy days Put your troubles down It's time to celebrate Let love shine And we will find A way to come together And make things better We need a holiday If we took a holiday Holiday Took some time to celebrate Come on let's celebrate Just one day out of life Just one day out of life It would be It would be so nice Holiday Celebrate Holiday Celebrate If we took a holiday Took some time to celebrate Just one day out of life It would be It would be so nice Holiday Celebration Come together in every nation Holiday Celebration Come together in every nation We've got to get together Take some time to celebrate Whoo! Just one day out of life It would be so nice Holiday Celebration Come together in every nation Holiday Celebration Come together in every nation Come on, put your hands together! Celebration Come together in every nation Holiday Celebration Come together in every nation Holiday Celebration Come together in every nation Holiday Celebration Come together in every nation Thank you, all my rebel heart fans! You've been so amazing. I love you! Good night, my bitches! Mellow folk music If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning If I had known when I was sitting in my apartment on the Lower East Side on 4th Street, between Avenue A and B, over three decades ago working on my song "Get Into the Groove," playing my synthesizer I didn't really know how to play, that it would lead to this moment, I would have said, "Fuck yeah." Yeah! I didn't know, and it's probably a blessing. It's important to realize, to remind yourself every day that in the blink of an eye... or the snap of my finger... everything can change. Anything and everything. You just never know. We're human beings and we tend to get into the habit of things and we take things for granted. I'd sing out of love Between my brothers and my sisters All All over this land I think if we could do with the word "gratitude" what we have done with "gluten," the whole world would be on the right track. Let's never forget how lucky we are. We are blessed. We must never take any second or moment for granted. You know, we're artists, and whether we're on the stage or backstage, you know, what we do is magical. You guys have the power to change to someone's life. It's an astounding opportunity. And that should just give you that power to just go up there every day and make that shit 120%. I sing it in the morning To me, to be able to bring smiles to people's faces, to raise people's consciousness is everything. I'd sing out danger I'd sing out warning Like it says in the beginning of my show, let's go out there and fight for what we believe in. All All over this land Ooh-ooh-ooh If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning Hammer in the evening All over this land |
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