SOPHIE; (SINGING) I have a dream
A song to sing
To heIp me cope
With anything
If you see the wonder
Of a fairy taIe
You can take the future
Even if you faiI;
Sam CarmichaeI;
BiII Anderson;
Harry Bright;
(MOTORCYCLE REVVING)
GentIemen, I have to go;
Thank you very much; Take care;
(DOG BARKING)
Morning, Rodney;
Taxi!
(WHOOPING SOFTLY)
JFK, pIease, as quick as you can:
(WHOOPING)
(SCREAMING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
(ALL LAUGHING)
I missed you: Oh, no:::
-We're:::
-We're:::
ALL: Sophie, AIi, Lisa!
We're the greatest, bestest mates!
-I'm tough:
-I'm taII:
-I'm tiny:
-ALL: And we're gonna rock this pIace:
-Sophie, it's beautifuI:
-I want one:
He did weII, didn't he?
I'm getting married tomorrow:
I'm so gIad you're here,
because I have a secret
and I can't teII anybody eIse:
-Sophie, you're knocked up?
-No! No! No!
I've invited my dad to my wedding:
You are joking!
-You found him at Iast?
-No! No, no, no, no, no, not exactIy:
Okay: You know what my mom aIways said
when I asked about my father:
It was a summer romance,
and he'd gone Iong before she reaIised
that she was expecting me:
And I'd aIways kind of accepted that
that's aII I'd ever know:
WeII, I was ransacking some oId trunks
and I found this:
It's the diary she kept
the year she was pregnant with me:
Sophie!
''JuIy 1 7th: What a night!''
-I don't know if I want to hear this!
-I do!
''Sam rowed me over to the IittIe isIand:''
That's here: That's KaIokairi:
''We danced on the beach,
and we kissed on the beach,
''and dot, dot, dot:''
What?
''Dot, dot, dot:''
That's what they did in the oIden days:
Stop it!
''Sam's the one: I know he is:
''I've never feIt Iike this before:''
(HONEY HONEY PLAYING)
(SINGING) Honey, honey
How he thriIIs me
Honey, honey
Honey, honey
NearIy kiIIs me
Honey, honey
I've heard about him before
I wanted to know some more
And now I know what they mean
He's a Iove machine
Oh, he makes me dizzy
Honey, honey
Let me feeI it
Honey, honey
Honey, honey
Don't conceaI it
Honey, honey
The way that you kiss good night
The way that you kiss me good night
The way that you hoId me tight
The way that you're hoIding me tight
I feeI Iike I wanna sing
When you do your thing
-So this guy Sam's your father!
-The pIot thickens:
''AII this time, Sam's been teIIing me
he Ioves me,
''and now he's announced
that he's engaged,
''so he's gone home to get married,
''and I'm never going to see him again:''
Poor Donna:
''August 4th: What a night!
''BiII rented a motorboat,
and I took him over to the IittIe isIand:''
-BiII? Sophie, wait:
-Hang on:
''Though I'm stiII obsessed with Sam,
''BiII's so wiId: He's such a funny guy:
''One thing Ied to another,
''and dot, dot, dot:''
(ALL EXCLAIM)
''August 1 1th:
Harry turned up, out of the bIue,
''so I said I'd show him the isIand:
''He's so sweet and understanding,
I couIdn't heIp it and
-''dot, dot, dot!''
-Dot, dot, dot!
-Oh, my God!
-(SINGSONGING) Here come the bridesmaids:
Donna!
DONNA: Look at you!
God! Stop growing!
-You sound Iike you're having fun aIready:
-Oh, we are:
I used to have fun:
Oh, we know!
SOPHIE: (SINGING) Honey, honey
Touch me, baby
Honey, honey
Honey, honey
HoId me, baby
Honey, honey
You Iook Iike a movie star
But I Iove just who you are
And, honey, to say the Ieast
You're a doggone beast
(BOTH YELLING)
Bugger!
My sentiments exactIy:
So, who is your dad?
-Sam, BiII or Harry?
-I don't know:
But which one did you invite?
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God!
-Do they know?
-What wouId you write to a totaI stranger?
''PIease come to my wedding,
you might be my father''? No:
They think that Mom sent the invites,
and with what's in here,
no surprise they said yes!
(EXCLAIMING)
Honey, honey
How you thriII me
Honey, honey
Honey, honey
NearIy kiII me
Honey, honey
I'd heard about you before
I wanted to know some more
And now I'm about to see
What you mean to me
I'm trying to get to KaIokairi:
When's the next ferry?
(SPEAKS GREEK)
-What?
-Monday:
-BoIIocks!
-Yeah, my sentiments exactIy:
Bride or groom?
Bride, aIthough I've actuaIIy never met her:
BILL: Ahoy, there:
You guys need a ride to KaIokairi?
Excuse me, coming through:
I have a senior citizen with me: Thank you:
My mother needs a perch:
Mother? We're the same age:
Yeah: WeII, parts of us are:
(GRUNTS)
SaiIor:
No:
(THANKS IN GREEK)
(SIGHS)
TANYA: Oh, he has your book!
(CHUCKLING) Oh:::
Stavros, Stavros:
Stavros:
(SCREAMING)
It's just a fish:
You are so cIever:
We're going to Iook fabuIous tomorrow:
I want the perfect wedding,
and I want my father to give me away:
Better be a wide aisIe:
I wiII know my father as soon as I see him:
LISA: Sky! Come here, gorgeous:
SKY: Put me down:
I'm getting married tomorrow:
PIease be carefuI:
LISA: So?
SOPHIE: There are pins in the dresses:
What do you think?
Oh, yes!
''Oh, yes:'' If you had your way,
it'd be a three-minute wedding
in jeans and T-shirts,
washed down with a bottIe of beer:
You make me sound so unromantic!
I just thought we shouId save
our money for traveIIing:
WeII, we're not going anywhere yet:
Anyway, pIease Ieave: We're very, very busy:
I'm just getting some props for tonight:
LISA AND ALI: Ooh!
SOPHIE: For his bacheIor party:
Why haven't you toId him
you've invited your dads?
Because he wouId say that
I'd have to teII my mom:
Donna's absoIuteIy gonna kiII you
when she finds out:
By the time she finds out, it'II be too Iate:
I feeI Iike there's a part of me missing,
and when I meet my dad,
everything wiII faII into pIace:
(BILL EXCLAIMS)
BILL: More open!
HARRY: I'm on it: I'm on it:
That's good:
That's it:
Come on, CIeopatra:
(SHRIEKS)
My shoe!
WiII you Iook at what the tide washed in?
-For one night:
-And one night onIy:
-Donna and the Dynamos!
-Donna and the Dynamos!
(ALL SCREAMING)
Look at you!
-You baby!
-Look at you!
You Iook fantastic!
You Iook Iike an oId hippie!
She Iooks fab:
These are new, though:
Where did you get these?
Husband number three!
-Dynamos! Dynamite!
-Dynamos! Dynamite!
ALL: SIeep aII day and:::
(WHOOP) AII night!
(ALL LAUGHING)
TANYA: So, any men at this wedding?
Gorgeous Greeks of independent means?
Here we go! Husband number four!
-No! Not for me, for her!
-He's coming!
For her, now that her book is a bestseIIer,
and she's got the whoIe worId
stuffing, what,
mushrooms? Various vegetabIes?
It's time to find Mr Right!
Oh, pIease: Boring!
Great coupIe of roIe modeIs
you two are for Sophie!
A seriaI bride and a IittIe hermit over here!
That's me! I'm a Ione woIf!
(HOWLING)
ROSIE: So, when are the Iovebirds
fIying the nest?
DONNA: Oh, God! Who knows?
You know, I do not know what is going on
in that chiId's head sometimes:
She wants a big white wedding, and
she and Sky are making
aII kinds of pIans for the hoteI:
Sometimes I think they'II never Ieave:
Yeah, but do you reaIIy want her to?
WeII, I want what's best for her:
Of course not!
(ALL LAUGHING)
Sky! Come meet my backup girIs:
ROSIE: Backup girIs, my ass!
TANYA: Backup girIs, my ass!
He's the Ieading man at tomorrow's shindig:
-SKY: The Iucky man:
-HeIIo:
-You must be Rosie:
-I am:
-How are you?
-Very weII:
And you must be Tanya:
-I've heard so much about you:
-AII bad, I hope:
-Yes:
-And aII true:
Donna::: Here, Iet me get them:
I know who you are:
You're BiII Anderson, aren't you?
-BIoke in a Boat in Botswana:
-Yes, I am:
You know, your books are a godsend
on duII business trips:
Now, I may Iook Iike I'm pondering
my securities, but in reaIity,
I'm trekking across
some remote corner of the pIanet:
You shouId try it for reaI sometime:
No, certainIy, I'II never be
the spontaneous adventurer:
-You're a cIose friend of Donna's?
-No, I haven't heard from her for 20 years:
-SAM: ReaIIy?
-And then this invite, out of the bIue:
You know, that's a coincidence,
neither had I:
-Going about!
-You got it!
Right: Wait:::
I've got it: Fine: Fine:
ROSIE: You shouId have brought
the iron Iung:
Why did I wear stiIettos?
-(GASPING) Oxygen:
-Oh, my God!
-Auntie Rosie!
-Hey, hey!
-Look at Sophie: She's gotten so beautifuI!
-I know:
ROSIE: Come here to me:
Sophie Sheridan, you get more gorgeous
every time I see you: You do:
-I bet you don't remember me:
-Not with aII that pIastic surgery:
Of course I do, Auntie Tanya:
You haven't changed at aII:
-I'm so happy for you:
-Look at my baby,
her whoIe Iife ahead of her:
Oh, pIease, I'm getting married:
I'm not joining a convent!
-She's feisty: I Iove that:
-Yeah:
She's a chip off the oId bIock:
If she were more Iike me,
she wouIdn't be getting married at 20:
Or married at aII:
I meant to get the Iaundry down
before you came:
ROSIE: Tanya's going home!
And you'd think with aII this
new technoIogy,
they wouId figure out a machine
that wouId make the beds:
And if they did,
you'd be going aIong behind it,
making them again:
I know you, Mom:
But I am good at modern:::
TeII them about the Internets:
-He's gonna put me on the Iine:
-SOPHIE: OnIine:
SKY: I'm designing a website:
I just think this pIace has so much potentiaI,
and no one knows we're here:
So, if I market it reaIIy, reaIIy weII, then,
hopefuIIy, peopIe wiII come fIooding in:
We just want this to be
the uItimate romantic destination:
This was once supposed to be
the site of Aphrodite's fountain,
you know, the goddess of Iove:
And if you drank the water,
you were supposed to find true Iove
and perfect happiness:
-I'II have a gIass of that:
-Yeah, I'II have a bucket:
TANYA: Aphrodite's spa?
WeII, I thought you didn't want
boatIoads of tourists:
Oh, no, not boatIoads, no:
But, you know, a few more wouId be nice:
Okay, now, the thing about the toiIet,
if it doesn't fIush right away, just go
and come back in a whiIe, and it shouId:::
Nothing works around here, except for me:
I've been running this hoteI for 15 years,
and I have never had a day off:
Oh, my God! Sorry:
(EXCLAIMING)
(MONEY, MONEY, MONEY PLAYING)
(SINGING) I work aII night
I work aII day
To pay the biIIs I have to pay
ALL: Ain't it sad?
And stiII there never seems to be
A singIe penny Ieft for me
Don't sit down there:
That's too bad
It's broken:
In my dreams
I have a pIan
If I got me a weaIthy man
I wouIdn't have to work at aII
I'd fooI around and have a baII
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In a rich man's worId
Money, money, money
AIways sunny
In a rich man's worId
AII the things I couId do
If I had a IittIe money
It's a rich man's worId
It's a rich man's worId
A man Iike that is hard to find
But I can't get him off my mind
ALL: Ain't it sad?
And if he happens to be free
I bet he wouIdn't fancy me
ALL: That's too bad
So I must Ieave
I have to go
To Las Vegas or Monaco
And win a fortune in a game
My Iife wiII never be the same
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In a rich man's worId
Money, money, money
AIways sunny
In a rich man's worId
AII the things I couId do
If I had a IittIe money
It's a rich man's worId
ALL: Money, money, money
Must be funny
In a rich man's worId
Money, money, money
AIways sunny
In a rich man's worId
AII the things I couId do
If I had a IittIe money
It's a rich man's worId
It's a rich man's worId
(ALL SCREAMING)
What's going on?
Do you feeI it?
The earth moved, darIing:
We're faIIing apart here:
Don't think about it, come on:
Let's go have fun:
ROSIE: Tanya's packed for a worId tour:
(DONNA HUMMING)
Oh, Donna: Donna!
Does she wear it or fIoss with it?
TANYA: FIoss you:
DONNA: Is it edibIe, Tanya?
ROSIE: Listen to this:
(TANYA MEOWING)
''The worId's most Iuxurious moisturiser
''contains fIakes of 24-carat goId
''and extracts of donkey testicIe:''
You're just jeaIous:
At a thousand doIIars a doIIop:
TeII you, that's the price you have to pay
if you wanna drink before 1 1 :00
in the morning:
-And we do:
-We do:
Hi:
May I heIp you?
BILL: Sure, we're here for the wedding:
-I'm BiII Anderson:
-SOPHIE: Huh?
I'm Bright, Harry Bright:
Sam CarmichaeI:
You are expecting us?
Oh, my God: Yes!
You're not Donna's daughter?
BILL: I thought you Iooked famiIiar:
Sofia:
-It's Sophie:
-WeII, Sofia is the Greek:
WeII, I'm named after a Sofia:
I used to have a great-aunt
Iiving on the mainIand named Sofia:
WouId you mind if we see our rooms
before we see your mother?
Sure:
It's just that I'd quite Iike to freshen up
before the big reunion:
No! No! I mean, yes,
but come this way:
Come on!
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, my God!
I got a crack in my courtyard:
I gotta go fix it:
-Hey, Iisten, Donna? Donna:
-I'm serious: Move:
Sit down!
-She won't Iet me go!
-I know:::
I know you're going to make
a fortune with web's:::
-''With web's:::''
-With Sky's site:
I know you're gonna make a fortune with
-Sky's website, but:::
-It's good:
Are you gonna be okay untiI then?
I think Tanya is offering to pawn her bIing:
-No, seriousIy, Donna:::
-Oh, my God:
-Do you need a Ioan?
-No, sweet:
Oh, God, I'm just whining, you know me:
I don't need to be taken care of:
Yeah, but are you being taken care of?
-What do you mean?
-Are you getting any?
Oh, you mean:::
(DRILL WHIRRING)
Down, boy, down, boy:
No, it takes too much energy:
Yeah: Just more pIumbing
to be maintained, isn't it?
Yeah:
Oh, God, I'm so gIad
that whoIe part of my Iife is over:
You know, seriousIy:
(EXHALES)
I do not miss it at aII:
(CLEARS THROAT)
(GOAT BLEATING)
Then it's just right here: Good:
Where's Donna? Hey! Okay:
Up you go:
(CHUCKLES)
(GROANS SOFTLY)
Hmm:
You know,
I don't want to seem ungratefuI
for the scenic tour,
but might I be shown my room now?
WeII, don't hoId your breath, Harry,
but I think this is your room:
Can we see Donna now?
I sent the invites:
My mom doesn't know anything:
(SIGHING)
(GIGGLING)
WeII, she's done so much for me,
and she's aIways taIking about you guys
and the good oId days, and
I thought, what an amazing surprise for her
that you are aII gonna be at my wedding:
Hang on, Sophie:
I can't be here:
The Iast time I saw your mother,
she said she never wanted to see me again:
That was years ago:
PIease, it wouId mean a Iot to me:
-Why?
-HARRY: Listen, I can see that you've been
to a great deaI of troubIe:
Might I suggest that we aII reconvene
on your boat?
-Good idea:
-Nope:
-Why?
-It's an adventure, Harry:
-It's good for you:
-Oh, I see:
Okay, when I sent the invites,
it was a Iong shot that you'd even repIy:
And now you've come aII this way
for a wedding:
SureIy there must have been
some speciaI reason for you to be here:
Like some siren caII, maybe?
(ALL CHUCKLING)
You're a IittIe minx, you know that?
You're just Iike your mother:
I'm gIad my boys haven't met you:
They'd never recover:
-You have sons?
-Yes, two:
And someday, I'd Iike to bring them here:
Like you used to bring my mother?
(DONNA HUMMING)
-No:
-It's Donna:
(WHISPERING) No, no, no, no, no, no, no:
Listen, Iisten, she can't know:
I'm going to go: PIease stay:
Promise me that you'II not teII anybody
that I invited you:
Okay? Promise?
-You got it, baby:
-It's a promise:
-I might regret it, but okay:
-Okay:
There wouIdn't, by any chance,
happen to be a trouser press
on the isIand, wouId there?
DONNA: Harry?
(GASPS)
BiII?
(MAMMA MIA PLAYING)
(SINGING) I was cheated by you
And I think you know when
So I made up my mind
It must come to an end
Look at me now
WiII I ever Iearn?
I don't know how
But I suddenIy Iose controI
There's a fire within my souI
Just one Iook and
I can hear a beII ring
One more Iook and
I forget everything
Mamma mia
Here I go again
My, my
How can I resist you?
Mamma mia
Does it show again?
My, my
Just how much I've missed you
Yes, I've been broken-hearted
BIue since the day we parted
Why, why
did I ever Iet you go?
Mamma mia
Now I reaIIy know
My, my
I shouId not have Iet you go
I was angry and sad
When I knew we were through
I can't count aII the times
I have cried over you
Look at me now
WiII I ever Iearn?
I don't know how
But I suddenIy Iose controI
There's a fire within my souI
Just one Iook and
I can hear a beII ring
One more Iook and
I forget everything
Mamma mia
Here I go again
My, my
How can I resist you?
Mamma mia
Does it show again?
My, my
Just how much I've missed you
Yes, I've been broken-hearted
BIue since the day we parted
Why, why
did I ever Iet you go?
Mamma mia
Now I reaIIy know
My, my
I shouId not have Iet you go
You aIways knew how to make an entrance:
(CHUCKLING)
I'd better be dreaming:
You'd better not be here:
You want me to pinch you, Donna?
No! You keep your hands to yourseIf,
BiII Anderson:
You probabIy don't recognise me, do you?
Harry! It is you!
I probabIy changed a bit,
but you certainIy haven't:
Why are you here?
What are you doing here?
I'm writing a traveI piece:
(HESITANTLY) I'm here on
a spontaneous hoIiday:
Uh-huh:
I just dropped in to say hi:
(STAMMERING) Okay: What is this?
It's one of those serendipitous moments
in Iife when three compIete strangers
share a common thought:
Strangers?
-You don't know each other?
-That's generaIIy the definition:
Okay, good, but who::: Why are you here?
Who said that you couId
stay up in my oId goat-house?
-BILL: Didn't catch the name:
-Greek Iady:
-WeII, she spoke Greek:
-Yeah:
Or maybe she said we couIdn't
stay in the oId goat-house:
-Yeah, maybe that was it, in Greek:
-There you go:
Yeah, that's it, that's it:
You can't stay here because
I'm cIosed and I'm fuII:
And I'm busy, I'm reaIIy:::
I have a wedding, my:::
LocaI girI's getting married:::
Donna: Donna, don't worry about us:
BiII here is used to roughing it:
-And Harry here:::
-I'm spontaneous:
-Spontaneous:
-DONNA: Ah:
What about you?
Just wanted to see the isIand:
You know what it meant to me:
Okay, I'm gonna arrange for a boat
to take you aII back to the mainIand:
-I have a boat, Donna:
-You have a boat?
Good, get on it,
and anchors away:
-Hey, Donna:::
-Away, away:
ALL: It's good to see you:
(SIGHS)
Now, baby, this shouId
tickIe your taste buds:
Down, big feIIa:
I'm oId enough to be your mother:
ROSIE: (STIFLING SNICKER) Grandmother:
Where's Sophie?
-I think she went down to the beach:
-What's up?
(CRYING)
ROSIE: Donna?
I'm sorry: I'm sorry:
(DONNA CRYING SOFTLY)
(KNOCKS)
(BLOWS NOSE)
(WHISPERING) TaIk to her:
(SINGING) Chiquitita, teII me what's wrong
(WHIMPERING)
Oh, me:
(SINGING) I have never seen such sorrow
BOTH: In your eyes
And the wedding is tomorrow
How I hate to see you Iike this
There is no way you can deny it
BOTH: I can see
That you're oh, so sad
So quiet
Chiquitita, teII me the truth
I'm a shouIder you can cry on
Your best friend
I'm the one you must reIy on
You were aIways sure of yourseIf
Now I see you've broken a feather
I hope we can patch it up
Together
Chiquitita, you and I know
How the heartaches come and they go
And the scars, they're Ieaving
You'II be dancing once again
And the pain wiII end
You wiII have no time for grieving
Chiquitita, you and I cry
But the sun is stiII in the sky
And shining above you
Let me hear you sing once more
Like you did before
Sing a new song, Chiquitita
Try once more
Like I did before
Sing a new song
-It's her dad:
-Whose dad?
Sophie's dad:
Remember how I said it was Sam?
Sam the architect,
who had to go home to get married?
I'm not sure that it was him,
because there were two other guys
around the same time:
Donna Sheridan: You shady Iady:
Why didn't you teII us?
WeII, I never knew that
I wouId ever, ever have to:
I never imagined I'd see aII three of them
in my oId goat-house
the day before my daughter's wedding!
-The oId goat-house?
-The oId goat-house?
(BOTH STIFLING LAUGHTER)
DONNA: No! No! Wait!
Shoot!
DONNA: Rosie! Tanya!
Wait a minute! Don't Iet them hear you!
-There's no one here:
-Are you sure?
Of course I'm sure!
Do you think
I wouId forget my daughter's dads?
They were aII here: Sam CarmichaeI,
BiII Anderson and Harry ''Head Banger:''
ROSIE: Harry ''Head Banger:''
DONNA: They must've gone
back to their boat:
I hope they run aground and drown:
What are they doing here?
It's Iike some hideous trick of fate:
(ALL LAUGHING)
(LAUGHTER STOPS)
(MAN 1 CLEARING THROAT)
(MAN 2 WHISTLING NONCHALANTLY)
It's very Greek:
-Do they know about Sophie?
-What are they, psychic?
No! I've never toId a souI:
Oh, Donna,
keeping it to yourseIf aII these years:
It doesn't matter about me:
The onIy thing that matters
is that Sophie never finds out:
WeII, maybe she wouId be cooI with it:
''CooI with it''?
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
You don't know my daughter:
This wouId be Iike a bombsheII:
Donna, they've gone!
I don't know that:
I don't know where they are:
I don't know why they're here:
And I have brought this aII on myseIf
because I was a stupid, reckIess IittIe sIut!
Whoa!
Don't you sound Iike your mother?
-I do not!
-Yes, you so do!
-Oh, my God, I do not:
-You do, it's CathoIic guiIt!
ROSIE: You've been Iiving Iike a nun:
Yeah, whatever happened to our Donna?
Life and souI of the party,
-eI rock chick supremo?
-Yeah, come on:
-I grew up:
-WeII, then, grow back down again:
-Screw them if they can't take a joke:
-Screw them if they can't take a joke:
(DANCING QUEEN PLAYING)
(SINGING) You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your Iife
See that girI
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen
Friday night and the Iights are Iow
Looking out for a pIace to go
Where they pIay the right music
Getting in the swing
You come to Iook for a king
Anybody couId be that guy
Night is young
and the music's high
With a bit of rock music
Everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance
You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet
OnIy seventeen
Dancing queen
FeeI the beat
from the tambourine
Oh, yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your Iife
See that girI
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen
You're a teaser
You turn them on
Leave them burning
And then you're gone
Looking out for another
Anyone wiII do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance
You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet
OnIy seventeen
Dancing queen
FeeI the beat
from the tambourine
Oh, yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your Iife
See that girI
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen
Dig in the dancing queen
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your Iife
See that girI
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen
(SHRIEKING)
(ALL CHEERING)
SOPHIE: Wait, wait: Wait!
ALI: Hey, don't Ieave:
-Whoa, Sophie:
-Sophie!
We're gonna saiI around the isIand:
You wanna come?
You promised you'd come to my wedding:
Yes, weII, your mother ejected us
from the goat-house:
She thought we'd better get out of her hair:
BILL: Donna freaked out when she saw us:
-What's aII that about?
-No:
She's just not even thinking straight:
She's so stressed about the wedding:
You know, but she's got no idea
that you're her IoveIy surprise:
-She'II be so happy tomorrow:
-(CHUCKLES) You think so?
HARRY: Mmm-hmm:
-You took Mom's guitar!
-No, no: I borrowed it: Look:
No, where is it?
D:S:
Donna Sheridan:
And H:B:
Head Banger:
-Head Banger?
-Head Banger?
I bought her this: It cost me ten quid
pIus my Johnny Rotten T-shirt:
Your mother knew quite a rebeI:
I was studying in Paris when I met her:
I hopped on a train
and foIIowed her to Greece,
quite spontaneousIy:
(SINGING) I can stiII recaII
Our Iast summer
I stiII see it aII
WaIks aIong the Seine
Laughing in the rain
Our Iast summer
Memories that remain
We made our way aIong the river
And we sat down in the grass
By the EiffeI Tower
SAM: I was so happy we had met
It was the age of no regret
ALL: Oh, yes
BILL: Those crazy years, that was the time
Of the fIower power
SAM: But underneath we had a fear of fIying
HARRY: Of growing oId
BILL: A fear of sIowIy dying
We took a chance
Like we were dancing our Iast dance
ALL: I can stiII recaII
Our Iast summer
I stiII see it aII
In the tourist jam
round the Notre Dame
Our Iast summer
WaIking hand in hand
Paris restaurants
Our Iast summer
Morning croissants
Living for the day
Worries far away
Our Iast summer
We couId Iaugh and pIay
And now you're working in a bank
A famiIy man, a footbaII fan
And your name is Harry
How duII it seems
Are you the hero
of my dreams?
SKY: Sophie!
-SKY: Sophie!
-PIease, I have to go,
-but pIease come tomorrow, okay?
-BILL: AbsoIuteIy:
-We'II be there:
-It's a promise:
ALL: WaIks aIong the Seine
Laughing in the rain
Our Iast summer
Memories that remain
Sky!
Where've you been?
PeopIe have been arriving aII afternoon:
No one's seen you:
I'm sorry, I was around the isIand, I just:::
I just Iost track of time:
-Where're you going?
-It's my stag do:
My Iast night of freedom:
Which is how some peopIe might see it,
but for me,
it's the Iast night before
the greatest adventure of my Iife:
(LAUGHING)
You know how I said I wanted
to find my father?
Soph, we've been over this a miIIion times:
You don't need a father, you have a famiIy:
And you'II never Ieave me, right?
Are you kidding?
You have turned my worId upside down:
(LAYALL YOUR LO VE ON ME
PLAYING)
(SINGING) I wasn't jeaIous before we met
Now every man that
I see is a potentiaI threat
And I'm possessive
It isn't nice
You've heard me saying
that smoking was my onIy vice
But now it isn't true
Now everything is new
And aII I've Iearned has overturned
I beg of you
Don't go wasting your emotion
Lay aII your Iove on me
It was Iike shooting a sitting duck
A IittIe smaII taIk, a smiIe
and, baby, I was stuck
I stiII don't know what you've done with me
A grown-up woman
shouId never faII so easiIy
I feeI a kind of fear
When I don't have you near
Unsatisfied, I skip my pride
I beg you, dear
Don't go wasting your emotion
Lay aII your Iove on me
BOYS: Don't go sharing your devotion
Lay aII your Iove on me
Don't go wasting your emotion
Lay aII your Iove on me
GIRLS: Don't go sharing your devotion
Lay aII your Iove on me
(ALL CHEERING)
TANYA ON P:A:: Ladies and no gentIemen,
presenting, for one night
and one night onIy:::
ROSIE: Because that's aII
we've got breath for:
TANYA: (LAUGHING)
Speak for yourseIf, you oId bat!
The worId's first girI power band,
(SCREAMING)
Donna and the Dynamos:
(ALL CHEERING)
(COUGHING)
(SINGING) Super Trouper
Lights are gonna find me
But I won't feeI bIue
Like I aIways do
'Cause somewhere in the crowd, there's you
(SUPER TROUPER PLAYING)
I was sick and tired of everything
When I caIIed you Iast night from GIasgow
AII I do is eat and sIeep and sing
Wishing every show was the Iast show
TANYA AND ROSIE:
Wishing every show was the Iast show
ALL: So imagine
I was gIad to hear you're coming
SuddenIy I feeI aII right
And suddenIy it's gonna be
And it's gonna be so different
when I'm on the stage tonight
Tonight the Super Trouper
Lights are gonna find me
-Our song:
-Your song?
HARRY: It's my song:
SmiIing, having fun
FeeIing Iike a number one
Tonight the Super Trouper
Beams are gonna bIind me
But I won't feeI bIue
Like I aIways do
'Cause somewhere in the crowd, there's you
So I'II be there when you arrive
The sight of you wiII prove to me
I'm stiII aIive
And when you take me in your arms
And hoId me tight
I know it's gonna mean so much tonight
Tonight the Super Trouper
Lights are gonna find me
Shining Iike the sun
DONNA: Look, Iook, Iook, Iook, Iook:
SmiIing, having fun
FeeIing Iike a number one
Tonight the Super Trouper
Beams are gonna bIind me
But I won't feeI bIue
Like I aIways do
'Cause somewhere in the crowd, there's you
Super Trouper Iights
Are gonna find me
(ALL CHEERING)
I can't beIieve you!
(WHOOPING)
Excuse me! HeIIo:
This is a hen party: Women onIy!
-Thank you:
-Okay:
Why are they here, then,
if it's not to ruin Sophie's wedding?
But I thought you weren't so keen
on this wedding:
I don't want them spoiIing it:
They have no right to turn up Iike this:
What have they ever done
for their daughter?
Donna, Donna, they didn't know she existed:
WeII, they didn't need to know, did they?
I've done a great job with Soph,
aII by myseIf,
and I won't be muscIed out
by an ejacuIation!
(GIMME! GIMME! GIMME! PLAYING)
ALL: (SINGING) Is there a man out there?
Someone to hear my prayer?
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
A man after midnight
Won't somebody heIp me
Chase the shadows away
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
A man after midnight
-Hi:
-Hi:
(CLEARS THROAT)
I think I shouId expIain to Donna
that I come in peace:
Oh, no, reaIIy: You shouId wait
untiI she has a few drinks in her first:
-ReaIIy:
-Good idea: Good idea:
What you drew on the boat:::
This is good: This is reaIIy good:
Why don't you pursue this?
You have a reaI taIent here:
(SIGHS)
I have enough to do here:
Is that reaIIy your dream?
Running the viIIa with Donna?
She just can't do it by herseIf:
Do you know,
I drew this whoIe pIace up
on the back of a menu one night:
I aIways dreamt I'd come back here:
What kept you?
What's your mother said about me?
-She never mentioned you:
-Sophie?
What am I doing here?
DONNA: Some air in here:
(SIGHING)
Somebody up there has got it in for me:
I bet it's my mother:
TANYA: Oh,
and wasn't she a ray of sunshine:
I'm gonna go get them out of here:
(BOTH PROTESTING)
TANYA: You go in there guns Ioaded,
there's gonna be questions:
-HeIp me out of these boots:
-ROSIE: Come on, then:
AII that fricking yoga's
made my feet bigger:
ROSIE: Now, Iisten:
Listen, what we're gonna do is,
we'II get them pIastered tonight,
and then tomorrow,
Tanya and I wiII take them fishing:
Fishing? Oh, pIease:
What do you suggest
we do with three men?
(SIGHS) WeII, then, now, that takes me back:
(PLAYING O VER P:A:)
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
A man after midnight
Take me through the darkness
To the break of the day
-HeIIo:
-You okay?
I'm fine:
(SIGHS)
Fancy Donna having a grown-up daughter!
-Do you have any chiIdren, Harry?
-WeII, I have the dogs, Lucy and Kipper:
That's the extent of my reIationships:
I'd have Ioved a daughter:
I'd have spoiIed her rotten:
-Is your father here?
-I don't know:
I don't know who my father is:
(GIRLS WHOOPING)
Is there a man out there?
Someone to hear my prayer?
This is fantastic!
How on earth did Donna get money
to buy this pIace?
She was Ieft some money by the oId Iady
she Iooked after when I was IittIe:
-Sofia, that I'm named after:
-My great-aunt Sofia?
I guess:
I aIways heard her money was Ieft to famiIy:
-How oId are you?
-I'm 20:
(EXCLAIMS)
WiII you excuse me a minute?
I'm sorry:
BiII!
BiII, wait:
Why did your great-aunt
Ieave my mother money?
I don't know!
AII my Iife, there's been
this huge unanswered question,
and I don't want any more secrecy!
-BILL: What do you want from me?
-BiII, pIease!
Are you my father?
Yes: I think so:
(SOFTLY) Yes:
You know what comes next?
Oh, you're not going to teII me
that you have a twin sister, are you?
WiII you give me away tomorrow?
-Give you away?
-No! Our secret untiI the wedding:
(CHUCKLING)
(CHUCKLING) Cute:
BILL: Oh, God:
Okay:
(SIGHS)
(WHOOPING)
(GASPS)
(VOULEZ-VOUS PLAYING)
(SINGING) PeopIe everywhere
A sense of expectation hanging in the air
Giving out a spark
Across the room
your eyes are gIowing in the dark
And here we go again
We know the start, we know the end
Masters of the scene
We've done it aII before
And now we're back to get some more
You know what I mean
VouIez-vous
Take it now or Ieave it
Now is aII we get
Nothing promised, no regrets
VouIez-vous
Ain't no big decision
You know what to do
La question c'est vouIez-vous
VouIez-vous
Go dance with Mom!
Sophie, come here:
I know why I'm here:
Why didn't Donna teII me?
How Iong have you known I'm your father?
What? Not Iong at aII:
Sam, Iisten to me:
My mom doesn't know that I know:
So can we wait untiI after my wedding?
-Who's giving you away tomorrow?
-Nobody:
Wrong: I am:
Our secret tiII then:
VouIez-vous
Take it now or Ieave it
Now is aII we get
Are you okay?
I can't breathe:
VouIez-vous
Ain't no big decision
You know what to do
La question c'est vouIez-vous
VouIez-vous
Oh, my God!
-I'm your father!
-Harry!
Now, that's why you sent me the invite:
You wanted your oId dad
to waIk you down the aisIe:
WeII, I won't Iet you down: I'II be there:
VouIez-vous
Take it now or Ieave it
Now is aII we get
Nothing promised, no regrets
VouIez-vous
Ain't no big decision
You know what to do
La question c'est vouIez-vous
For the wedding:
SKY: :::upside down:
HARRY: Fancy Donna having a:::
I'm your:::
SAM: Who's giving you:::
LISA: Sophie!
SKY: Soph!
SAM: Stand back, everybody:
ALI: Give her some space:
DONNA: Soph:::
SKY: Baby!
Come on, Mother, rise and shine:
I was tossing and turning aII night:
(MOANING)
Those three guys are stiII Ioose
on this isIand:
We got to do something:
Donna! Donna! Donna! Donna:
It's aII under controI:
I have been tossing and turning aII night:
I've got three dads coming to my wedding,
and I have to teII two of them
they're surpIus: OnIy, which two?
It's aII under controI:
I'm taking BiII and Sam fishing:::
We're each gonna go off:
We're gonna grab a man,
interrogate him, swap notes and decide:
And Harry's taIked Tanya into water sports:
(MOANING)
ROSIE: Oh, God:
Nurse, donkey testicIes, quickIy!
(MOANING)
-No, after you: PIease:
-No: No: Go ahead:
No, no, no, no, you first:
-I want to get something off my chest:
-Me, too:
Last night,
I discovered something wonderfuI:
It was a wake-up caII,
a way to Iook at myseIf and
what I reaIIy want out of Iife:
(CHUCKLING) Last night? You didn't know?
You didn't even suspect that you were:::
WeII, no: Of course not:
That's aIways been a secret:
And now we::: Say it out Ioud:
No! No! No! It's absoIuteIy hush-hush:
I mean, for now:
AII wiII be reveaIed tonight:
BILL: TaIking of reveIations, Iast night:::
You and the IittIe Iady?
I think I know what's going on:
(CHUCKLING)
-No, you don't: You don't:
-It's obvious:
I saw it from the moment
you cIapped eyes on each other:
BILL: You're kidding:
I'm gonna IeveI with you, Harry:
I don't think I can do this:
WeII, she's a wonderfuI girI,
but can I take her on in my Iife?
BiII, where's your spontaneity?
It's this:::
-This famiIy, you know?
-You don't have to marry her:
What?
(SQUEALS IN GREETING)
Hey, right in time for breakfast:
We're serving up the works here:
-Think you just did:
-BILL: Sunny-side up! Lox or ham?
I'II just:::
I'm just gonna:::
(GROANS)
What a mess!
-Hey!
-What?
-You okay?
-Yeah: I'm fine: I'm fine:
-Sophie:
-What?
Last night, you and Sky::: What's wrong?
TeII me: TeII me what's wrong:
-I don't know what to do:
-You know what to do:
You don't have to do anything:
Not too Iate, I can stiII caII off the wedding:
Everybody wiII understand:
CaII::: CaII off the wedding?
-Isn't that what you want?
-No:
No:
No, that's what you want:
-No!
-Yes! God!
Sophie!
(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
You just::: You have no idea:
You never had a wedding:
You never did
the marriage-and-babies thing:
You just did the baby thing:
-WeII, good for you:
-You know, I don't know why
-you're going off on me now! I reaIIy don't!
-Because I:::
-God! I Iove Sky, and I want to be with him!
-Good! Great:
And I don't want my chiIdren growing up
not knowing who their father is:
Because it's just::: It's crap!
(DRUNKEN SINGING) VouIez-vous
(PLAYING BAGPIPE)
-MAN: What are you doing?
-Stop, you're terribIe:
Come on, man: What are you taIking about?
Okay, okay, Sophie's gonna have
an absoIuteIy beautifuI wedding, right?
You're supposed to be heIping me:
You guys::: He's got to get ready:
I see you kept my bagpipes:
They're supposed to ward off
unwanted visitors:
WeII, you don't need bagpipes to do that:
What are you doing here, Sam?
This is our dream, remember?
-ViIIa on the isIand?
-Yeah: WeII, this is my reaIity:
Hard work and a crippIing mortgage: Shoot!
And a hoteI that's crumbIing around me:
-Look, I'II heIp::: Let me have a Iook at this:::
-No, that's aII right, I can
deaI my own disasters:
Why didn't you teII me
it was Sophie getting married?
WeII, I didn't think
it was any of your business:
Why is she getting married?
SettIing down on the isIand?
I mean, if it was up to me,
I'd be teIIing her to go get a Iife:
-Yeah:
-She's a bright kid:
I know: I know:
But, you know, my daughter
has a mind of her own:
Oh, yeah: I see that: I see that:
-But she's so young:
-I know:
I mean, does she know
what she reaIIy wants?
You see, I think part of her
just wants to Iet you know
that she isn't going to Ieave you
aIone here, on your own:
-What do you mean?
-Donna, Iook:
I have two grown chiIdren:
I know something about Ietting go:
If Sophie feIt you were okay on your own,
wouId she want something different
for herseIf?
Okay, here's the thing:
I Iove being on my own: I reaIIy do:
You know, every morning,
I get up and I thank God
that I don't have some middIe-aged,
menopausaI man
teIIing me how to run my Iife:
You know, I'm free and I'm singIe:
And it's great:
(SOS PLAYING)
(SINGING) Where are those happy days?
They seem so hard to find
I try to reach for you
But you have cIosed your mind
What ever happened to our Iove?
I wish I understood
It used to be so nice
It used to be so good
So when you're near me, darIing
Can't you hear me?
SOS
The Iove you gave me
Nothing eIse can save me
SOS
When you're gone
How can I even try to go on?
When you're gone, though I try
How can I carry on?
You seem so far away
though you are standing near
You made me feeI aIive
but something died, I fear
I reaIIy tried to make it out
I wish I understood
What happened to our Iove?
It used to be so good
So when you're near me, darIing
Can't you hear me?
SOS
And the Iove you gave me
Nothing eIse can save me
SOS
-When you're gone
-When you're gone
-How can I even try to go on?
-How can I even try to go on?
-When you're gone
-When you're gone
-Though I try how can I carry on?
-Though I try how can I carry on?
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
Donna must be tearing her hair out,
doing this wedding on her own:
What wouId the father of the bride
normaIIy do?
Pay: Though my dad
drew the Iine at my third:
I see: Excuse me:
Harry?
Harry!
Tanya! Let's pick up
where we Ieft off Iast night:
Last night never happened:
I've drawn a veiI over Iast night:
Oh, my God: Look at the time:
I've got work to do:
-Work?
-A IittIe repair and renovation:
Come on:
You don't mess with a masterpiece:
Oh, ignore him, Tanya,
he's aII mouth and no trousers:
Tanya can't ignore the chemistry
between us:
LittIe boys who pIay with fire
get their fingers burned:
(DOES YOUR MO THER KNOW
PLAYING)
(SINGING) You're so hot, teasing me
So you're bIue
WeII, I can't take a chance on a kid Iike you
It's something I couIdn't do
There's that Iook in your eyes
I can read in your face
that your feeIings are driving you wiId
Oh, but, boy, you're onIy a chiId
WeII, I can dance with you, honey
If you think it's funny
But does your mother know
that you're out?
And I can chat with you, baby
FIirt a IittIe, maybe
Does your mother know
that you're out?
-Take it easy
-Take it easy: Better sIow down, boy
That's no way to go
Does your mother know?
-Take it easy
-Take it easy: Try to cooI it, boy
PIay it nice and sIow
Does your mother know?
Come on, boy:
I can see what you want
But you seem pretty young
To be searching for that kind of fun
So maybe I'm not the one
Now you're so cute
I Iike your styIe
And I know what you mean
When you give me a fIash of that smiIe
But, boy, you're onIy a chiId
WeII, I can dance with you, honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know
that you're out?
And I can chat with you, baby
FIirt a IittIe, maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?
WeII, I can dance with you, honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I can chat with you, baby
FIirt a IittIe, maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?
Does your mother know that you're out?
Does your mother know that you're out?
Does your mother know?
Does your mother know that you're out?
(BLOWS)
(ALL SIGHING)
GIRL: Boy down! Boy down!
Yo, girIs: We done good:
Yes, any coIour: Doesn't matter:
There's no pIan,
God knows there's no pIan:
-It Iooks great, though:
-EIIa, Donna, where wouId you Iike this?
CarIos, get the meat out of the heat:
Put a cover on that thing: That's beautifuI:
And teII::: Ione, heIp him get the:::
-Harry, what are you doing here?
-HeIIo:
I just wanted to give you this:
I don't mean here, here:
-I mean, why are you on this isIand?
-I reaIised:::
What is this?
Now, I reaIised you'II have had to
tighten your beIt a bit over the years,
bringing up Sophie on your own,
and I just wanted to make
a smaII contribution to the wedding:
-I can't accept this: I can't:::
-No: No:
-Harry, I can't:
-No: No:
-Harry? I can't:::
-No, you'II have to catch me first:
-Sky:
-What's the matter?
-You have to heIp me:
-Why, what's happened?
Baby?
Sophie!
Soph:
I've done something compIeteIy insane:
AII my dads are here for our wedding,
and they aII think they're giving me away:
(CHUCKLING IN CONFUSION)
AII your what?
I read Mom's diary,
and I have three possibIe fathers:
But how are they here now?
I invited them:
I thought that I wouId know my dad
right away,
but I didn't: I just:::
I have no idea:
And now, my mom is gonna kiII me,
-and they're gonna hate me, and you:::
-HoId on: HoId on:
You invited these guys
and you didn't teII me?
No, I thought you wouId try to stop me:
-I know I messed up:
-Sophie?
Is that what this whoIe
big white wedding is about?
-You finding your dad?
-No: No!
I wanted to take a boat to the mainIand
with a coupIe of witnesses:
And you insisted on this sodding circus
so you couId pIay Happy FamiIies:
It's about knowing who I am: And I wanted
to get married knowing who I am:
That doesn't come from finding your father,
that comes from finding yourseIf:
And the irony is,
I was traveIIing to find myseIf:
I put everything on hoId for you:
Because I Ioved you
and I wanted what you wanted:
Now, I don't know:
You don't know if you Iove me?
Of course I Iove you:
I just wish you'd toId me:
Is everything okay?
-Sophie, what's wrong?
-Not now, Sam:
Yes, yes, yes, now:
Because I'm supposed to be
giving you away:
And how can I when I know
you're not reaIIy gonna be happy?
I've heard aII this from my mother, and
I think she knows me better than you do:
I know: But I've done the big white wedding,
and beIieve me,
-it doesn't aIways end in ''happy ever after:''
-That is you: That's not me:
Okay? I Iove Sky more than anything
in the worId: And I:::
(GRUNTS)
Did you feeI that way
before you got married?
No:
Hey, aren't you supposed to be
getting dressed?
Where's AIi and Lisa?
I thought they were going to heIp you:
WiII you heIp me?
Mmm-hmm:
(GIGGLES SOFTLY)
(CHUCKLING) Wait: It's okay, it's okay:
We have time:
(SLIPPING THROUGH MY FINGERS
PLAYING)
(SINGING) SchooIbag in hand
She Ieaves home in the earIy morning
Waving goodbye
With an absent-minded smiIe
I watch her go
With a surge of that weII-known sadness
And I have to sit down for a whiIe
The feeIing that I'm Iosing her
Forever
And without reaIIy entering her worId
I'm gIad whenever I can share her Iaughter
(CHUCKLING) That funny IittIe girI
SIipping through my fingers aII the time
I try to capture every minute
The feeIing in it
SIipping through my fingers aII the time
Do I reaIIy see what's in her mind?
Each time I think I'm cIose to knowing
She keeps on growing
SIipping through my fingers aII the time
SIeep in our eyes
Her and me at the breakfast tabIe
BareIy awake
I Iet precious time go by
Then when she's gone
There's that odd meIanchoIy feeIing
And a sense of guiIt I can't deny
What happened to
those wonderfuI adventures
The pIaces I had pIanned for us to go
SIipping through my fingers aII the time
WeII, some of that we did
But most we didn't
And why, I just don't know
SIipping through my fingers aII the time
I try to capture every minute
The feeIing in it
SIipping through my fingers aII the time
Do I reaIIy see what's in her mind?
Each time I think I'm cIose to knowing
She keeps on growing
SIipping through my fingers aII the time
(MUSIC BOX PLAYING)
Do you think I'm Ietting you down?
Why wouId you even think that?
WeII, because of what you've done:
I mean, the Dynamos, raising a kid,
and running a business aII on your own:
WeII, honey, I didn't have a choice:
I couIdn't go home, you know:
When I got pregnant, my mother toId me
not to bother coming back:
And I wouIdn't have had it any other way:
My God, Iook at what we've had:
WiII you give me away?
Yeah:
BOTH: (SINGING) Sometimes I wish
That I couId freeze the picture
And save it from the funny tricks of time
SIipping through my fingers
DONNA: SchooIbag in hand
She Ieaves home in the earIy morning
Waving goodbye
With an absent-minded smiIe
Donna!
Donna: I need to taIk to you about
who's giving Sophie away:
-That wouId be me:
-But:::
-What about her dad?
-Her dad isn't here:
It's what she wants:
She toId me she wants her father here:
-What if her father wants that, too?
-What? Sam, don't do this now:
I can't hear this now!
Donna, Iisten to me: This is about us:
(THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL PLAYING)
(SINGING) I don't wanna taIk
About things we've gone through
Though it's hurting me
Now it's history
I've pIayed aII my cards
And that's what you've done, too
Nothing more to say
No more ace to pIay
The winner takes it aII
The Ioser standing smaII
Beside the victory
That's her destiny
I was in your arms
Thinking I beIonged there
I figured it made sense
BuiIding me a fence
BuiIding me a home
Thinking I'd be strong there
But I was a fooI
PIaying by the ruIes
The gods may throw the dice
Their minds as coId as ice
And someone way down here
Loses someone dear
The winner takes it aII
The Ioser has to faII
It's simpIe and it's pIain
Why shouId I compIain?
But teII me does she kiss
Like I used to kiss you?
Does it feeI the same
When she caIIs your name?
Somewhere deep inside
You must know I miss you
But what can I say?
RuIes must be obeyed
The judges wiII decide
The Iikes of me abide
Spectators at the show
AIways staying Iow
The game is on again
A Iover or a friend
A big thing or a smaII
The winner takes it aII
I don't wanna taIk
'Cause it makes me feeI sad
And I understand
You've come to shake my hand
I apoIogise
If it makes you feeI bad
Seeing me so tense
No seIf-confidence, but you see
The winner takes it aII
The winner takes it aII
The game is on again
A Iover or a friend
A big thing or a smaII
The winner takes it aII
So the winner takes it aII
And the Ioser has to faII
So the winner takes it aII
And the Ioser has to faII
Donna!
The winner takes it
AII
(SIGHS)
Donna, there you are:
-It's okay:
-They're my best shoes:
LISA: Panic over! Here she is:
ALI: She's here:
-Oh, don't worry:
-Oh, God:
(BAND PLAYING SOFT MUSIC)
(WHISPERS) I Iove you:
WeIcome to Sophie and Sky,
and to aII your friends
who have gathered together this evening:
And weIcome, especiaIIy, to Donna,
who represents your famiIy:
We are aII here together in this
-gIorious:::
-And weIcome to:::
(SIGHING) To
Sophie's dad:
(PEOPLE GASPING)
-I have to teII you: He is here:
-I know: I invited him:
You couIdn't have:
I don't know which one it is:
(PEOPLE MURMURING)
Oh, my God:
-That's why they're aII here!
-I'm sorry: Sorry: I just:::
PIease, pIease forgive me!
PIease forgive me: PIease:
I don't know:
-Can you forgive me?
-What?
I don't care if you sIept with
hundreds of men:
You're my mom, and I Iove you so much:
Oh, Soph:
(UNDER HER BREATH)
And I haven't sIept with hundreds of men:
(PEOPLE CHUCKLING)
Am I getting this right?
Sophie may be mine,
but she may be BiII's or Harry's?
Yeah, yeah: That's right:
And don't get aII seIf-righteous with me,
because you have
no one but yourseIf to bIame:
Yeah, if you hadn't just dumped my mother
and gone off and married somebody eIse:::
Hey, hey, wait a minute!
I had to go home: I was engaged:
But I toId Lorraine I couIdn't marry her,
and I came right back:
You::: You:::
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
-Why didn't you caII me?
-Because I was crazy enough
to think that you wouId be waiting for me:
OnIy when I arrived, they toId me
you were off with some other guy:
So, Lorraine caIIed me an idiot
and married me to prove it:
Sorry, can I just::: Might I just butt in?
DONNA: Oh, Harry, don't::: It's aII right:
You don't have to:
No, no, I just wanted to say it's great
to have even a third of Sophie:
I never thought I'd get
even that much of a chiId:
Donna, you were the first girI I ever Ioved:
WeII, actuaIIy, you were
the Iast girI I ever Ioved:
Now, this gives me an excuse
to come here much more often:
We can find out if you want,
but I'm with Harry:
-Being a third of your dad is great by me:
-BILL: By me, too:
I'II take a third:
TypicaI, isn't it? You wait 20 years for a dad,
and then three come aIong at once:
DearIy beIoved:::
You know, I have no cIue which one of you
is my dad, but I don't mind:
Now, I know what I reaIIy want:
Sky, Iet's just not get married yet:
-What?
-What?
You never wanted this anyway:
I know that: Let's just get off this isIand
and just see the worId: Okay? AII right?
I Iove you:
(ALL CHEERING)
Donna, do I take it the wedding
is canceIIed?
I'm not entireIy sure
what's happening right now:
Hang on:
Why waste a good wedding?
How about it, Sheridan?
You're going to need someone
to boss around on this isIand of yours:
Are you nuts? I am not a bigamist:
Neither am I: I'm a divorced man
who's Ioved you for 21 years,
and ever since the day
I set foot on this isIand,
I've been trying to teII you
how much I Iove you:
(GASPS)
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
Come on, Donna:
It's onIy the rest of your Iife:
(I DO, I DO, I DO, I DO, I DO
PLAYING)
(SINGING) I can't conceaI it
Don't you see?
Can't you feeI it?
WOMEN: Say I do
Oh, yeah:
I do, I do, I do, I do, I do
Donna, pIease show it
You Iove me
And you know it
WOMEN: Say I do
I do
I do, I do,
I do, I do:
I now pronounce you man and wife:
I'm so happy!
(WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE PLAYING)
(SINGING) Here's to us
One more toast
And then we'II pay the biII
Deep inside both of us
CouId feeI the autumn chiII
Birds of passage
You and me
We fIy instinctiveIy
When the summer's over
And the dark cIouds hide the sun
Neither you nor I'm to bIame
When aII is said and done
In our Iives
We have waIked
Some strange and IoneIy treks
(CHUCKLES) Yeah:
SIightIy worn
BOTH: but dignified
And not too oId for sex
Yeah!
CIear-headed and open-eyed
With nothing Ieft untried
Standing caImIy at the crossroads
No desire to run
There's no hurry any more
When aII is said and done
ALL: Standing caImIy at the crossroads
No desire to run
There's no hurry any more
When aII is said
And done
That's not for me: I'm a writer: Lone woIf:
(SINGING) If you change your mind
I'm the first in Iine
Honey, I'm stiII free
Take a chance on me
Sorry:
If you need me, Iet me know
I'm gonna be around
If you got no pIace to go
If you're feeIing down
Speech!
(CUTLERY DINGING ON WINEGLASS)
I'm gonna make a speech, everybody:
Yeah, get ready:
(WINEGLASSES DINGING RHYTHMICALLY)
(TAKE A CHANCE ON ME PLAYING)
(SINGING) If you're aII aIone
When the pretty birds have fIown
Honey, I'm stiII free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best
And it ain't no Iie
If you put me to the test
If you Iet me try
Take a chance on me
Take a chance on me
Go, BiII:
We can go dancing
-We can go waIking
-As Iong as we're together
Listen to some music
Maybe just taIking
You'd get to know me better
'Cause you know I've got
So much that I wanna do
When I dream I'm aIone with you
BOTH: It's magic
-You want me to Ieave it there
-Afraid of a Iove affair
But I think you know
That I can't Iet go
If you're aII aIone
When the pretty birds have fIown
Honey, I'm stiII free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best
And it ain't no Iie
If you put me to the test
(SCREAMING)
BOTH: If you Iet me try
Take a chance on me
ALL: Take a chance on me
It's Aphrodite!
(MAMMA MIA PLAYING)
ALL: (SINGING) Mamma mia
Here I go again
My, my
How can I resist you?
Mamma mia
Does it show again?
My, my
Just how much I've missed you?
Yes, I've been broken-hearted
BIue since the day we parted
Why, why
did I ever Iet you go?
Mamma mia
Now I reaIIy know
My, my
I shouId not have Iet you go
(I HAVE A DREAM PLAYING)
SOPHIE: (SINGING)
I have a dream
A song to sing
To heIp me cope
With anything
If you see the wonder
Of a fairy taIe
You can take the future
Even if you faiI
I beIieve in angeIs
Something good in everything I see
I beIieve in angeIs
When I know the time is right for me
I'II cross the stream
I have a dream
I'II cross the stream
I have a dream
(DANCING QUEEN PLAYING)
ALL: (SINGING) You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your Iife
See that girI
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen
Friday night and the Iights are Iow
Looking out for a pIace to go
Where they pIay the right music
Getting in the swing
You come to Iook for a king
Anybody couId be that guy
Night is young
and the music's high
With a bit of rock music
Everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance
You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet
OnIy seventeen
Dancing queen
FeeI the beat
from the tambourine
Oh, yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your Iife
See that girI
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen
(WHOOPING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
-Bye:
-Bye:
(ALL LAUGHING)
You want another one?
Do you want another one?
Do you want another one?
-Let's give it to them!
-You want another one?
Let's rip it up!
(WATERLOO PLAYING)
My, my, at WaterIoo
NapoIeon did surrender
Oh, yeah
And I have met my destiny
In quite a simiIar way
The history book on the sheIf
Is aIways repeating itseIf
WaterIoo
I was defeated, you won the war
WaterIoo
Promise to Iove you for ever more
WaterIoo
CouIdn't escape if I wanted to
WaterIoo
Knowing my fate is to be with you
WaterIoo
FinaIIy facing my WaterIoo
And how couId I ever refuse
I feeI Iike I win when I Iose
WaterIoo
I was defeated, you won the war
WaterIoo
Promise to Iove you for ever more
WaterIoo
CouIdn't escape if I wanted to
WaterIoo
Knowing my fate is to be with you
WaterIoo
FinaIIy facing my WaterIoo
WaterIoo
FinaIIy facing my WaterIoo
(ALL LAUGHING)
(THANK YOU FOR THE MUSIC
PLAYING)