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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(LIGHT DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(ZIPPER BUZZING)
(SPOON CLANKING)
(DOOR CREAKING)
(CEREAL RATTLING)
JAY: What are you doing, Jackson?
Oh, I, I'm sorry...
Come here, come here.
How was your sleep?
(JAY HUSHES)
What'd I tell you about
that cereal box, huh?
Never touch it.
Never look at it, right?
I'm hungry, Uncle Jay.
Oh, what's that?
Come here, what's that?
I just wanted some cereal.
You wanted some cereal?
Get out.
Get out.
Uncle Jay, I got no place to go.
I am not your uncle.
I'm sorry, it's gonna
never happen again, okay?
I promise.
As of right now I'm reducing
my carbon footprint.
It's Vaseline.
JAY: Ah.
(TENT RUSTLING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Oh no, wait another minute
to my time that comes
It's just no fun
Fuck that, I'm done
I'm just spending my days wasting away
Nothing to say
Doesn't matter anyway
(DOORBELL RINGING)
Jackson.
Hey, Maeve, did you get my voicemail?
No.
Oh, well, I was kinda wondering maybe,
if I could stay with
you for a little while?
No, you really need to let go of this.
You know I can't do that,
Maeve, we're connected.
All right, bye.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I shoulda done this a long time ago.
You did, I said no.
Will you marry me?
Absolutely not, get up.
Look, if you need more time.
Hey, come on, get outa here.
I completely understand.
Oh Maeve, your hands, are you okay?
Yeah.
I don't burn that fast,
that's not how photo-sensitivity
works, Jackson.
Okay, well I'm gonna use your restroom.
(WATER RUSHING)
(SIGHS)
I'm on my period.
That's what that was.
I didn't say anything.
Well you didn't flush, so.
Oh.
(TOILET FLUSHING)
Gonna leave a ring.
Smells good in here.
MAEVE: Yup.
Okay, it was good to see you.
Bye.
You got a little
sunscreen on your sunnies.
Oh, oh.
Forgot I was wearing those.
Jackson, we broke up.
And it wasn't temporary, you know.
You need to move on.
I've told you that like eight times.
I feel like if you play it all eight times
on a loop you would maybe get it.
Look, I know your mom died,
and you pushing me away.
No, it has nothing
to do with my mom.
Well, Maeve, I.
(GROANING)
God my neck.
(EERIE MUSIC)
Just don't come here
anymore, Jackson, please.
All right.
Another time maybe.
Are you freakin' serious?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(ROCK POUNDING)
JAY: Jackson, get in the car.
I crossed the line today, Uncle Jay.
There's no ignoring that, okay?
Get in the car, Jackson.
No sir.
Lucinda's been nice enough to
let me stay in her backyard.
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE), Lucinda.
Get in the car, Jackson.
Nope, I'm planting my flag here.
I'm all set up, my tent looks good.
This is gonna be my new home
for a long time, I think.
This is a very nice location for me.
Yeah.
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE), yeah.
(BROOM THUDDING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Get in the car.
(TENT RUSTLING)
Other side.
No.
Yeah, no, no, April.
Now stop interrupting me, please.
'Cause he's your responsibility.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, well you're sister
of the year, aren't you?
Oh, do it, do it.
I dare you, I dare you.
(PHONE BEEPING)
JACKSON: How's mom?
My sister is not your mom, Jackson.
She was married to your
dad for a month, okay?
I'm starting to get
the feeling she doesn't
want me around anymore, Uncle Jay.
Well, uh, that's probably
because that's true, all right?
You're not one of those people who has
an indicator that you've
overstayed your welcome.
Are you hungry?
I'm making a burrito,
do you want a burrito?
JACKSON: Yeah.
Okay.
Thanks, Uncle Jay.
You're welcome.
And clean your tent.
It smells like SARS.
(LIGHT DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(AIR HISSING)
Thanks for taking me back in, Uncle Jay.
JAY: Uh huh.
I'm gonna buy you another
box of Mandao's, I promise.
No you're not, Jackson,
because that was the last cereal
box ever made while my
dad still owned Mandao's.
Okay?
It was priceless.
Well don't you get like
royalty checks or something,
every time somebody buys a box?
I meant love priceless
not money priceless.
(AIR HISSING)
Think I'm gonna go with
Rick the ghost this year,
what do you think?
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(HANDLE JIGGLING)
(GROANING)
JACKSON: Uncle Jay.
Hey, wake up.
Come on, Uncle Jay.
You're having a nightmare, wake up.
What?
JACKSON: Uncle Jay, Uncle Jay.
Jackson.
Wake up.
Wake up.
Uncle Jay, Uncle Jay, wake up.
Hey, Jackson, stop.
JACKSON: Snap out of it,
snap out of it Uncle Jay.
Come on, Jackson, stop!
Come on, wake up, hey, wake up...
Stop!
(JAY GROANING)
Are you all right?
You okay?
Yeah.
Looked like you were having
a nightmare or somethin'.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(ELECTRIC BUZZING)
Good morning.
(JACKSON HUMMING)
Yeah.
(SLURPING)
You get back to sleep last night?
Oh yeah, I sunk right into the floor.
How about you?
No.
I've been having these dreams lately.
I'm at the apartment, everything
is the same except that
the bathroom door has a bright
light shining from behind it,
but I can't ever, I can't ever open it.
Sounds mystical.
I saw you waking me up last night.
You saw me?
Yeah.
But from outside of my body.
That sounds like you're
astral projecting, man.
You lucky duck.
Astral projecting?
Yeah.
I saw this movie on it once.
This girl would like go to
sleep and when she was asleep
her spirit would go wherever she wanted.
JAY: Hm.
Died in the end, though.
(LIGHT MUSIC)
WOMAN: I love this song.
It's a classic choice.
Yeah, cheap and tasty.
I meant your costume.
Oh, I like yours too,
it's very um, it's current.
Thanks.
Jackson.
Maeve.
How do you know the host?
I don't.
Smelled the cheese plate and came runnin'.
How do you know the host?
Oh, I've lived inside her since birth.
I'm the host.
Oh, oh, my God.
That's funny.
It's a pretty tight party.
Yeah, I don't really know
like half these people.
Yeah, right there.
Pose it.
Yeah.
Jackson, Jackson, come here.
Holy moly.
Oh, you're bleeding.
Yeah, this damn toothpick cut me.
Okay, come with me.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, come on, come on.
Twist it, yeah, woo!
Oh yeah!
Research?
Guilty pleasure.
Oh, that's, that's for my mom.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
Yeah, there was an incident,
but she's doing better now.
I'm actually moving back
in with her next week.
I'll be her own personal nurse.
Hm, well you know, you're a vampire,
I'm a vampire, we could just
turn her into a vampire.
That was really insensitive.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Seriously.
Just kidding.
(LIGHT MUSIC)
(DOORBELL RINGING)
(LIGHT MUSIC)
I am really glad you called me, Jay.
How long did it take
you to astral project?
A year?
Two years?
No, Andy, I just started.
You know, I'm not even trying.
Is that normal?
Oh, this is fucking bullshit.
(JACKSON COUGHING)
This doesn't make sense.
Either this runs in the family
or you were chosen for something.
Me, chosen?
I don't think you were
chosen for anything, okay?
You would think that that would
be reserved for someone who
spent most of their life and
finances on the cosmic cause.
I'm not talking about me,
I am talking about others.
If it runs in the family,
when do I get my abilities?
Soon, probably.
Soon.
Yeah?
Well let's make sure
that you're actually astraling
and not just having a slight
out of body experience.
Okay, I'll come back here
later tonight in astral form.
Here, take this.
JAY: What's this?
That will get you into
some deep astral travel.
It has a few side effects,
but don't worry, it's fine.
I've been takin' it for years.
(SHOULDER POPS)
Ah.
Well, thanks man.
That's 10 bucks.
Dude, we're cousins.
Yeah, this is a family discount.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
JACKSON: Hey, Uncle Jay.
JAY: What?
How do I look?
You look like a scrote with a cape.
Really?
Uh, yeah.
(TOILET FLUSHING)
Can I talk to you?
Yeah.
Come here.
You let a guest into my
bathroom and she pooped.
What are we gonna do about that?
It's Fer.
You know Fer.
I love you.
No, no, no.
No.
Jackson said you'd pay me
for the last three rides.
Well, Jackson was mistaken, Fer.
There are 25 other Bum Ride drivers,
that you only call me?
Well, I told you not to
give Jackson your number, so.
Look, I'm not leaving without my money,
unless you want me to stay.
You want me to stay?
You know what, I'm not
gonna pay you for Bum Rides,
but I will pay you to leave.
How much is that gonna cost me?
(SLAPPING)
61.79, plus tip.
Where is it you even go?
Maeve's.
Well get her to pay for it then, huh?
Happy Halloween.
(SHOCK ZAPPING)
(KETTLE WHISTLING)
(SIGHS)
(GROANING)
(COUGHING)
Whose car is that?
All right, Fer.
I'd really appreciate it if
you wait here for me, okay?
I'll be right back.
Hey, man.
How old are you?
Okay, well you gotta start
paying for your own way
and stop using Jay's money,
'cause it makes things really
awkward for me, you know?
I mean, do you have any
concept of like rent or bills
or student loans or anything?
Student loans?
I don't know.
Okay, meter's running dude.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
(CAR DOOR SLAMMING)
(DOG BARKING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Hey, Jackson.
Yeah?
Nice costume.
Appreciate it.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
Aw, shit.
Andy.
So you can astral project.
Doesn't mean you were chosen though.
Come here.
Wow.
That's a lot of energy
coming out of there.
That's the light I've been seeing, Andy.
I think that's what's been
giving me my abilities.
You know, but I'm not a professional.
What do you think?
Come on, man, what's going on?
What is that?
Okay, okay.
Well, it could be a portal
or you could be channeling the dead.
Or it could be a gas leak.
I have to go to an astral convention.
Do you wanna come?
Sure, sure.
It's 50 bucks at the door.
Okay, 50 bucks?
What do they use, astral money?
Bitcoin, weirdly enough.
Come on, Andy please.
Mandao boys, like when we were kids.
No, no, no, no.
Let's have an adventure.
Please?
No, no, okay?
Why don't you just come and
meet me at the convention later?
How, I don't even know where it is.
You don't have to know where it is,
you just have to know someone
there, and I'll be there.
So you just picture me and
you'll project to wherever I am.
Andy.
Bye.
(DOOR SLAMMING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
RAYMOND: Like the toy?
JAY: It's all right.
RAYMOND: Just all right?
Again?
No, I'm not eating this again.
I'll go grocery shopping
tomorrow, all right.
You can grab a donut if you want.
Jay, quit.
Guess what Daniel Piller told me today?
What did he tell ya?
He told me you and mom got
divorced three months ago.
I don't want you hanging
around with Daniel Piller.
Kinda stupid name is that anyway?
Is it true?
Well, I guess I got my answer.
What kinda stupid name is Mandao's.
(PHONE BUZZING)
Picture me, and you'll
project to wherever I am.
(THUNDER BOOMING)
Yo, what do you want, Jackson?
She has a type.
It's better this way, Jackson.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Jackson.
I can't move.
Jackson.
Jackson, help.
My legs.
Jackson!
Jackson!
Fer, Fer, Fer.
Fer.
I'll see you guys at the apartment.
Hey, hey do you see me?
Dude, this is awesome.
Come on, come on, I gotta
show you something, come on.
(GASPING)
(HEAVY BREATHING)
RAYMOND: Jay.
Dad?
RAYMOND: Jay.
Hello?
Yeah, no, yes, hello.
Yeah, I still haven't
received my royalty checks,
I've been on all morning.
Jamison Ray Mandao.
WOMAN: Raymond Mandao?
No, Raymond is my father.
Uh huh.
He's deceased.
He's what?
Deceased.
What?
Deceased!
Can you spell it?
No, I will not spell
it for you.
No, you just need to stop sometimes
and get rid of the stupid, you know?
Then, thank you, that's good, thanks.
How was, how was your sleep?
I don't wanna talk right now, Uncle Jay.
Fine.
Maeve's seeing somebody.
Well, that's a side effect
of breaking up, Jackson.
The guys a circle.
Boring little circle.
And the next time I see
him, I'm gonna whip his ass.
Well, if you had stayed
around a little longer
last night you would've had your chance.
Yeah, I was astral projecting.
Yeah, and I'm gettin' pretty
frickin' good at it, man.
When you left, there was a
guy who came right up to me
and he asked me, can you see me?
Was he wearing a...
Skeleton shirt.
Skeleton shirt?
Circle boy.
Are you trying to say square or?
I didn't think people could
see you when you astral project.
Well, they can't.
I'm going over there.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Can I get dressed first?
Yup, still there.
Doesn't that asshole
have a job or something?
Does anyone in this
car have a job, Jackson?
I do.
Whoa ho, whoa, there she is.
Gosh, why is she dressed like that?
It's California Jackson, it's fine.
Come on, leave her alone.
Yeah, I know, it's California, okay?
But she's allergic to sunlight.
Oh, yeah.
Get down, get down.
Come on, Uncle Jay.
Hey, hey, why does your
finger smell like that?
My toilet paper ripped.
I'm staying with Fer.
(SHOCK ZAPPING)
Stop shocking me.
Come on, Uncle Jay.
Hey!
(DOORBELL RINGING)
JACKSON: Probably spooked
him and he ran off.
That's what I'd do if I was circle.
Hm, yeah, I'm sure you would.
Come on, don't do that.
Don't.
I think I...
Jackson.
I can't see him.
I see something there.
(SLAPPING)
What, what?
There's no one in there.
Come on.
Come on.
All right, Uncle Jay, let's go.
(LIGHT DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Yup, here it is.
She always leaves me a key.
I don't think that's for you, Jackson.
Hey, hey, Jackson.
Stop.
No.
No.
No.
Hey fella, you in here?
We just wanna talk.
All right, I'm gonna go
this way, you go that way.
Let's go.
(FLOOR CREAKING)
Hey man, I'm Darth.
Wait.
Relax, I'm cool all right?
I just, I'm excited to see you man.
Come follow me, I got
something to show you.
Come on.
Uh.
(SNIFFING)
Open the door.
No.
I can't do it.
You can't open the door?
No.
Is this what this has all been about?
You want me to open a door?
Look, I'm not trying to be
shady or anything, all right?
I just, you came back here.
I think that's pretty indicative of,
it just means something.
Okay, all right, I'll do it.
Now I just.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Ah, ah!
I need your help.
Don't mind if I do.
This looks clean.
(SLURPING)
Jesus, woman, it's called
an expiration date.
A little more.
Hey Uncle Jay, I found
something kind of interesting.
Did you know that Maeve was fired
from the blood-bank for stealing blood?
Doesn't really sound like her.
Do you see him?
See who?
Him!
You all right, Uncle Jay?
Don't touch me.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Don't touch me.
Just, maybe could you go in there?
I don't wanna go in there.
JAY: Please.
Please.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
I see him.
Do you see him?
What are you talking about?
No.
Where are you going?
Wait, you're his uncle?
So that kid killed
himself in Maeve's garage.
I mean, why would he do that?
Change it to an AM channel,
this guy is starting to piss me off.
All right.
(STATIC BUZZING)
I don't think you should
be talking to it, Uncle Jay.
(HUSHES)
What now?
All right, so we gotta try
catching my voice using an EVP.
What the hell is that?
Electronic voice phenomenon, okay?
Keep scanning the channels.
I gotta focus my energy into the radio.
(MUFFLED RADIO TALKING)
If I'm not mistaken, my voice
should come out of the radio.
Whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, go back, go back.
Go back, go back.
There, there I am.
Oh, yes.
We're in business.
Okay.
Yes.
All right.
Where are you standing?
DARTH: Next to the map.
What happened back there, Darth?
Huh?
Maeve dumped you and you
revengicide in her garage?
What's your problem, man?
I wanna know what your game is man.
I'm dead, okay?
Maeve killed me last night.
But I think I found a loophole.
You know that weird feeling
you get around Halloween time?
Dude that's the veil.
The veil between the living and the dead.
And it's thinnest around Halloween time.
You were astral projecting
last night, right?
Yeah.
I mean, do you do that often or what?
I mean, I just started.
You know, right I mean...
Don't you think it's kinda
strange that you started
getting your abilities around
the time that I was killed?
I think our paths were
supposed to cross, man.
I mean, I'm stuck in this
plane, but you're not.
If you can somehow astral
project back in time and stop me
from going to Maeve's, you
can bring me back, man.
But you'd have to do it before
the veil closes on the Day of the Dead.
Stop you right there.
When is the Day of the Dead?
Midnight tonight.
Don't listen to him, Uncle Jay.
Maeve was just probably trying
to protect herself from him.
Shut up.
JACKSON: No, you shut up.
You're idiot.
You're an idiot.
He's an idiot.
No, you're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot, idiot.
Idiot.
Look, if you can just go back, all right?
Go back in time and you can see
for yourselves what went down.
I can astral project back in time?
You are an astrotraveler, okay?
With your abilities,
you can defy the laws of time and space.
You can travel to different
dimensions if you wanted to.
Well, if you're goin', I'm goin' too.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
Yeah, how are you gonna do that, genius?
A little trick I picked up in Nam.
Oh yeah, well, you
weren't in the Army, so.
Okay, well, I saw a
YouTube video with a veteran,
so it's basically the same thing.
JAY: You're an ass-jacket.
Just hold your horses, okay?
(BODY THUDDING)
(SIGHS)
(GASPING)
You ready?
I, go away.
All right, I, all right.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(DEEP EXHALATION)
See you on the other side.
Wake him up.
How am I supposed to do that?
How would you do it in the real world?
(SLAPPING)
Ow.
I guess it didn't work, Uncle Jay.
See for yourself.
Whoa.
Hey.
Hey.
So how do we go back in time.
Right, okay, uh, look.
Check it out.
All right, let's imagine ourselves
wearings wrist watches, okay?
It should read October 31st,
9:30 p.m., okay that's around
the time everything went
down that night, okay?
Hey, Darth, how do
you know all this stuff?
Oh, I took a semester
of paranormal sciences.
Oh.
Yeah.
Hey.
I know Maeve.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, but.
(THUNDER BOOMING)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
JAY: Wow, let's go.
I should've done those things with her.
I shoulda taken her dancing.
You should've took her to counseling.
(DOORBELL RINGING)
Happy Halloween.
MAEVE: You are everything.
Extra large, yeah right.
All right.
That's like wrapping a
grub worm in a tube sock.
You're right.
Tell me I'm right.
You're right.
MAEVE: Just three?
Yeah, I mean the security
at the blood-bank was tight.
Look, I was thinking.
Think we could just
relax tonight, you know?
No, that's okay.
Wait.
MAEVE: But this is wine?
I know.
This is like shitty boxed wine.
I know, it's just the place
was covered with security.
I was ducking in the shadows over there.
I'm getting, I'm gonna get
another shipment tomorrow, okay?
You're mad.
Hey, don't be mad.
I'm not.
Okay.
Sorry man.
Come on, man.
Yeah.
Let's get this over with.
I'm sorry, I'll take it slow.
It's okay, just go get the tarp.
All right.
Hasn't changed a bit.
(TARP RUSTLING)
I'm ready for you.
(LIGHT DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Turn around.
DARTH: All right.
Like this?
Yeah.
I just want you to know
how special this is for me.
(HUSHES)
Oh man.
(KNIFE CLANKING)
(CHOKING ON BLOOD)
Jackson.
Jackson, that's enough.
Did you see what you needed to see?
Hey.
Hey, Jackson.
Jackson.
Where are you going?
Look, Uncle Jay,
Darth's dead, all right?
Sorry Darth, you're dead.
I know Maeve needs to
answer for what she did.
All right, so I'm gonna go over there
and I'm gonna sit by her
side until the cops show up.
You're gonna go over there,
share a bottle of wine
and wait for the police?
Come on, that's stupid.
Think!
That bitch thinks she's
a vampire, Jackson.
Fine, okay.
At least I look for
the goodness in people.
I don't push them away
when they get too close.
No, you stalk them and you force them
to be your friends, Jackson.
Okay?
Maybe I love her.
Did you ever think about that?
Family, friends.
Jackson, if you walk out that door,
we are not family anymore.
You understand?
Bye, Jay.
(JAY GROANING)
Don't ever leave without
telling me, do you understand?
Whatever.
No, not whatever.
We're family.
You don't ever leave family behind.
What family, Dad?
(GROANING)
Dad, it's okay, it's okay.
Dad.
Dad!
DARTH: Jay.
Hello?
Do you see that?
No.
Okay, I'm gonna stop taking sleep mix.
It's really starting to sink in man.
I'm dead.
Never gonna be able to eat again.
That's fucked up.
Gonna miss sushi.
Should've never lied to my mom.
Told her I was working at the blood-bank,
but I was just a delivery guy.
It's really hard to
keep up a lie like that
when you live with your parents, you know?
Stupid.
If I can go back and
just change one thing,
I think I woulda been a better son.
How long do we have?
An hour.
Okay, I have an idea.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
I'm dead.
Mm hm, yup.
(THUNDER BOOMING)
(MUFFLED MUSIC)
Jackson.
Jackson.
So we gotta try catching
my voice using an EVP.
JAY: What the hell is that?
Electronic voice phenomenon.
Okay, keep scanning the channels.
I've gotta focus my energy.
Ah, this isn't working,
I'm just tensing my hand.
Jackson!
Jackson!
Jackson!
Uncle Jay?
Yes, yes, it's Uncle
Jay, can you hear me?
What?
Hey, Uncle Jay?
What?
Did you call?
Okay, sorry.
JAY: All right, listen to me.
It's Jay, it's Jay from the future.
I'm talking to you from tomorrow.
What?
JAY: Listen to me, Maeve is
in danger, you're gonna have
to stop a guy named Darth
from entering that house.
Who's Darth?
I'll tell you on the way.
Come on, man, you're
gonna have to trust me.
I'm your uncle!
All right, Uncle Jay,
what's the plan, what do I do?
When you get there, you're gonna wait
for a guy to show up.
He's got curly hair, skeleton shirt.
You'll know him when you see him.
Is he armed?
No.
Is he trying to hurt Maeve?
Yes, yes!
Yes he is.
Change of plans Fer, we're
gonna be making a pick up.
Okay.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
What?
Where do we go from here Uncle Jay?
JAY: Stop squatting
on the street
and hide behind those bushes.
Copy that.
All right.
What do you want me to do, Uncle Jay, huh?
You mean like tough talking?
Give some intimidation eyes.
No, there's no time for that.
All right, we gotta use brute
force and get into Fer's car.
Okay, I don't know, something
sounds wrong about that.
I mean, what if I get him down
and he like kills me or something.
He's not gonna okay, you
gotta trust me on this one.
All right.
Here he comes.
All right, get him to Fer's car.
DARTH: Hey man, nice costume.
(JACKSON HISSING)
What the hell?
Get off me.
What the?
There ya are, Darth.
Is this some kind of joke?
JACKSON: Come on,
just stop resisting.
DARTH: I just bought this shirt.
JACKSON: Who cares,
stop resisting.
DARTH: Come on, man.
Come on.
JACKSON: Whoa, it's a
full moon tonight.
Aw man, your cape smells.
I didn't get to wash it, I'm sorry.
(GROANING)
DARTH: Get off me, man, here.
What the fuck did I do?
Jackson, Jackson.
I just tried to do it.
What are you doing?
JACKSON: Help me get
him in the trunk.
No, I want nothing to do with this.
JACKSON: Come on, I'll pay you.
I will pay you.
Come on.
Come on, man.
JACKSON: I need you
to stop struggling.
DARTH: I don't have any money.
(FIST THUDDING)
JACKSON: Oh, oh, my God.
Wow.
Oh, awesome.
Come on, come on.
JACKSON: What was that?
Orthodox?
Southpaw.
Oh, sweet.
What the fuck is going on?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Let me think.
What do we do now, Uncle Jay?
Get him back to the apartment,
and don't let him go until tomorrow night.
Come on, go.
We're going back to Uncle
Jay's, Fer, step on it.
(CAR TIRES SCREECHING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Darth?
Oh, you sleep through
anything, don't you dickhead?
JAY: It worked.
Could you untie me?
All right, this is kidnapping.
Can you feel that?
DARTH: Stop, yeah I feel it.
Wow, you don't remember anything do you?
Yeah, I remember everything all right?
And I'm gonna sue you.
I'm gonna sue you so hard
when I get outa here.
So you don't remember being a ghost?
'Cause you were, you know.
Oh, okay buddy.
Listen, maybe we could just
order you some court ordered
psychotherapy or something, you know?
Who tied you up, man?
Listen to me, do not go to Maeve's okay?
She's gonna kill you.
All right, she's done it before.
Where's Jackson?
Blue hair took him over to Maeve's.
He's convinced I was gonna
kill her or something.
Oh, yeah, don't worry about
that, I told him you would.
What?
Yeah.
(DOOR CREAKING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(GASPING)
Jackson.
Hey, Uncle Jay.
DARTH: What do you see?
Oh, it's just Jackson.
What, okay man.
You're crazy, all right.
You're crazy.
What was that all about?
I'm dead, Uncle Jay.
Yeah, I went back to
Maeve's and I told her about
what we did, why Darth never showed up.
She didn't take too kindly to that.
She was hungry, Jay.
She had hungry eyes.
She pulled me in for a hug
and that turned into kissing,
and that turned into stabbing.
Oh, you guys had sex?
No, she just started stabbing.
(JACKSON GROANING)
As I laid there bleeding out on the floor,
she started suckin' the
blood out of my stomach.
I thought you said Darth was
goin' over there to kill her?
I didn't know you were gonna go
straight back to her, Jackson.
This is all my fault.
No, everything that's happened
is because I'm too blind
to see how far gone she is.
Don't worry, Uncle Jay,
I'm not gonna haunt you
here like I did in life.
JAY: Jackson.
You'll always be my family.
It's 11:30, I got 30 minutes
left, Jackson, come on.
Well, I figured if you saved
the other guy, you can save me too.
Okay, what time were you stabbed?
Uh, I really wasn't looking at the time.
Come on man, think.
I gotta go back to
before you were stabbed.
(JACKSON GROANING)
It was 11:01 p.m..
All right.
Don't forget your sleep mix, Uncle Jay.
(JAY GROANING)
I'm gonna save you, Jackson, I promise.
I believe in you, Uncle Jay.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(THUNDER BOOMING)
You don't have to wait up for me, Fer.
Appreciate all the help.
Look, unless I get another
fare, I'm staying right here.
All right, I got it.
20 minutes?
MIGEUL: Well that's it
for me Radio mites,
it's your host Miguel
saying what's the point?
This job will never play
for my student loan.
I quit.
You hear that Roger, I quit, I quit this.
No shit.
MIGEUL: You're listening
to WAC the shit.
Come on, come on.
(STATIC BUZZING)
Fer, Fer, Fer, it's Jay.
(FER SIGHING)
Shit!
Come on, Maeve, you're
taking this vampire
thing to a really unhealthy level.
Give me that.
Stop snooping through my things,
get the fuck outa my face.
Spill the beans, Maeve,
what are you doing with all this blood?
I'm drinking it.
Yeah, people drink blood, Jackson.
Throughout history, it's not that unusual.
There's lots of applications.
Oh, Maeve.
Oh, Maeve.
(LIGHT DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(SHOCK ZAPPING)
Fer, Jackson's in trouble.
You need to help him.
I need you to help him.
(SHOCK ZAPPING)
(JAY GROANING)
What the hell?
(SNORING)
I can go outside for long
periods of time now, Jackson.
Every night I smear it on and the next day
I can walk around without getting rashes.
That's huge.
Do you know how huge that is for me?
This is about rashes?
No, it's about vitality,
it's about my health.
No, no you don't need blood, Maeve.
Yes I do, and so did my mom.
If she had access to clean blood
it would've prolonged
her life, I just know it.
No, it wouldn't have.
And what would she think of
what you're doing right now?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Andy!
Andy!
Yeah?
Andy, help me, I can't move man.
I think it's that damn sleep mix.
Oh, my God, you're
still taking that stuff?
Yeah.
Well, it expired in
2007, didn't you know that?
No, I didn't.
Help me.
Okay, okay, all right, hold on.
Don't move.
(SLAPPING)
(JAY GROANING)
Are you there?
Yeah, I'm still here.
Come on then.
Sometimes you just need
to shake the mortal coil.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
I need help, Jackson.
I need you.
Stop where you are.
Drop the knife, now.
Do I know you from somewhere?
I don't, I don't think so.
Bitch, drop the knife, now.
Don't cross this line.
Don't cross this line.
Maeve, I got the blood.
(FLESH SQUISHING)
Crazy bitch.
Meave, what are you doing?
Why are you stabbing people?
Jackson, duck.
(FIST THUDDING)
Holy shit.
Should I pull it out?
Oh, ah.
(FER COUGHING)
Dude, stop it.
Jackson.
Jackson.
Look, I don't know what to tell you.
I have never seen this before.
I never get couch lock.
Except when I take sleep mix.
Have you tried yoga?
What?
(HUSHES)
Okay, that's good.
There, you comfy?
Go to sleep baby Jay
Go to sleep my baby cousin
Jackson.
(THUNDER BOOMING)
FER: Jackson
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
You earned this, Maeve.
(GASPING)
Way to go, champ.
FER: Are you okay?
(DARTH GROANING)
Ow, my foot.
Sorry, sorry.
You want me to take it out?
I was thinking maybe
I'd just leave it in.
Ow, fuck.
Sorry, put pressure on it.
We gotta go, come on.
Get in.
You're on my property, Jackson.
You and your little friend assaulted me.
You're gonna go to jail for this.
You know I can't make you
do the right thing, Maeve.
But, I can point you
in the right direction.
What?
What did you?
Are you freakin' serious?
Who did you call?
Jackson.
Jackson!
Just, be careful.
Oh, no, wait another minute
It's my time to come, it's
just no fun, fuck that
(BEEPING)
Jay.
(HUSHES)
Let him sleep.
I think I need to go to the hospital.
We're gonna get you checked out buddy.
(LIGHT MUSIC)
Ah!
Breakfast time.
What is it with you man?
You want coffee?
Uh, yeah.
Nice.
There ya go.
No, no, that's okay.
Every morning I wake up
Thank you.
Whatever you say, my friend.
All right, that's, that is plenty.
Hey, uh, Jay.
I'm still kinda fuzzy how everything
went down last night, but thanks.
I'm alive, (GROWLING), just kidding.
Hey man, I'm glad you're here.
Okay, thank you.
Yeah.
Thanks, Jay.
Thank you.
What are you doin' in my bed?
Fine, I'll leave.
No, no, I was, it's fine,
I just wanted to know what.
You want a donut?
Sure.
I'm gonna get you a donut.
Jay.
Um, do you remember anything
weird about last night?
Um...
No, I was pretty sauced last night.
Yeah.
Okay, good night.
(SHOCK ZAPPING)
Would you stop shocking me?
(TOILET FLUSHING)
(DOOR CREAKING)
Jackson.
Hey, Uncle Jay.
Pretty wild night last night.
JAY: What happened with Maeve?
She's gonna be in timeout a while.
A long while, so.
Hey, Jackson.
Yeah?
Thanks.
Yeah.
I already have that one anyway, so.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Uh huh, yeah.
There you go.
JAY: What's this?
Open it up.
Huh.
That's the second to last box of Mandao's
while your dad was head honcho.
Paid a pretty penny for that.
Thank you, Jackson.
Yeah, of course.
How'd you get this?
Ah, I was a victim
of the one click trick,
but I'm gonna pay you back.
If you're gonna start living here,
you gotta pull your weight, get a job.
Oh yeah man, next month,
it's gonna be my month.
I'm gonna go, you know,
look for some work and...
Today, today.
And another thing I want
you to wash this tent, okay?
Oh, sure, yeah, I'll give it
a deep cleaning, deep scrubbing.
Yeah, it's dirty as filth.
I though, I know, I know.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(VIBRATING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
Jay, you're all grown up.
Yeah.
There's something you should know
and I don't have much time.
JAY: Okay.
It's really not for me to say, but um,
you might wanna get out
of town for a while.
Or not, it's not mandatory,
but really, you should leave.
Why?
Because, now don't
astral project anymore, okay?
Because it's, but if you
want, no, just don't.
If...
Dad, dad, what's going on?
Word got out about
what you did last night
and it's creating a
stir on the other side.
Yeah, yeah, people are excited about it?
No?
Do you trust me?
Yeah.
Yes, I do.
We never leave family behind.
Come with me.
Okay.
(WIND WHISTLING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Get out!
Get out!