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Michael Saints (2010)
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Shit. Mister Laroni... Good afternoon Sister Margareta... Come on. (Who is like God?) What was that? Quiet! Get of me! Oh God. Hey easy! You are wrecking my hand. Clean that up! Guys... I'm sure I'm having a very bad feeling about this... Shut up Dumps! Saints, why can't we just buy it? I already told you it is 25 bucks. Well... I got 1 buck 73! I can see you Franky. I don't see shit. You guys, you got to focus. Dumps you are front door watch. No rigids pass you. You got it? Come on Lloyd. Yeah Dumps we need you. Okay. They always let me do stuff. I don't wanna do it. Take the money. It isn't enough anyway. We will get it. Hale Mary full of grace. Emergency! Oh shit. - Oh shit. Oh shit. What was that mister Dumpling? Wait till your mother hears about this! Got it. Disgusting. I will never hit him again. My shirt! Oh my shirt! Hello? Hello Father. But I locked this door. Take a seat mister Laroni. Well mister Laroni... In trouble again I presume? Actually euh... I came to confess. Confess? Oh Father... What have you done this time Frank? Well... I'm a terrible boy, I... I'm listening. Well... I have committed sloth... yesterday and gluttony. Oh Dear Lord. Together in the same day. I'm so slothful. Are you? I'm a lustful boy. Full of envy and pride... look at this hair. That takes, that takes effort! I have wrath. Yeah wrath, lots of it. And greed. Okay... And vanity! Closed mister Laroni. But euh... vanity is not one of the seven cardinal since. It is not? No, it is not. Look out Father! Mother fu... Frank! Bye. Hand over the water Michael or I turn him in. Saints run! Where you want the water for anyway? Probably to heal is limpy leg. Just take the water boy unless you will like the sound of expulsion. Leave me Michael I have got grown hair! I will be able to get a job. I'm not leaving you Franky. Oh isn't that nice. Brothers in love. Just hand the water at me boy. No way you lunatic I wont say anymore. You little brad. Hey limpy! Dumps! Miracles don't work on arseholes. Yeah arsehole! Please. I see you boys in school. Come on. Mum. Mum. You okay? Yea. Mum, we have something for you. It is religious water from religion of Adam. Father Andrew says he sack me mum. If you have faith it works. Where did you get it? I sent away for it. Many thanks. Thank you. Welcome to church. I can see you Franky. That sucks. Hey you only have to do it for 2 weeks remember I just got 10. Well I think... Nice girlfriend Dumps. Thank you. Tomorrow our water touched by our lady of infallible will make its way to other congregations to work its miracles. This is the last day that you can order your own personal bottle. |
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