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Natural Vice (2018)
[electronic music plays]
[electronic distortion] - [alarm ringing] - [man groaning] [Man] Off. - [alarm stops] - [sighs] [sigh] - [inaudible] - [music continues] [deep tone] [beeping] [chimes] - Computer on. - [beep] [Computer] State your identity. Adam LeBlanc. [various electronic beeps] [chimes] [Computer] You have one notification. [beep] - Print. - [chimes] Call Ben. [ringtone] [Ben on phone] What's up, Adam? Hey, Ben. Hey, Uri wants to move forward. Meet me in the factory in an hour, and make sure you get Paul and Adi. [Ben on phone] Will do. I'll see you there. Alright, I'll talk to you later. - [computer beep] - [car honks] [alarm beeps] - [machinery noise] - [men working, chatter] [watch beeping] [indistinct chatter] - Sup, boys? - Sup, man? That's a new order for Uri, for tonight. - Russian? - Yeah. I thought we wasn't doing business with the Russians no more? Look, I've been talking to him for the past month, - and he seems okay. - [Paul] Yeah, they always seem like it's okay to do business with them, then we end up getting fucked. They some dirty motherfuckers, man! Look, I've been trying to close this guy for the past month. Okay? Now he's ready to close. So, we're doing it, and that's that. Where's this going down? [Adam] 1780 South Bronson. Hey, I know that place. Yeah? Yeah, it's a brothel. - Ben, why are you so nasty, man? - [laughs] [Ben] Yeah, you know, I get checked out. How much product do they want? 150 kilos. That's a good fucking sale. Yeah. So, Ben, you and Paul get the product ready. Adi, you know what to do. Get to it, gents. [music ends] [tires screech] [shouts] What the fuck, man? - You alright back here? - Are you out of your fucking mind? - What? - You almost ran me the fuck over, that's what! - Ah! - Paul, where the fuck did you find this prick, huh? Man, calm your ass down. Leon's a good ass driver, alright? You know, I got a proven track record, buddy. The story always ends well when Leon drives. Oh, that's cute! You write that on your business card? Paul, if this guy drives for us, you wanna know how the story ends? It ends with us going into a fucking telephone pole at 100 miles per hour, because of this monkey's heavy foot. That's how it fucking ends! Leon, you're fired. Who the fuck gonna drive? I'll drive. Leon, get the fuck outta here! - Whatever. Fuck this guy. - My bad, Leon. Ah! [Paul] Bestiality's fucked up, man. [Ben] The fuck does that have to do with anything? [Paul] Saw this video called, "Mister Hands," last night. What's that? It's a video of this dude getting fucked by a horse, and then he dies. - Who dies? - The dude! Why the fuck would you watch that? Look, man. I'm hanging out with these white motherfuckers last night, right? They like, "Yo, Paul. Come check this shit out." You're fucking sick Paul, you know that? Motherfucker, I didn't want to see this shit! Oh, you could have just turned your head! [imitates horse] - Fuck you, Ben! - [laughs] [dramatic music] [party chatter] Hello, gentlemen. Welcome. [man snaps fingers] - [door locks] - [no discernible dialog] [speaking Russian] [Uri] You have the product? I do. [Uri] 150 kilos? [Adam] Yes. [speaks Russian] Before we complete the transaction, I like to weigh the product first. You know, just to make sure. I hope you don't mind. Not at all. Good. [unzips bag] We're all good? [laughs] [speaks Russian] - So, let's do this. - Okay. [electronic beep] It's a pleasure doing business with you, Uri. [speaks Russian] - [speaks Russian] Upstairs. - [claps] [speaks Russian] [speaks Russian] Uri. [indistinct party chatter] [Uri] Stupid Americans. Pieces of shit. [laughs] Idiots. Pieces of shit. Idiots. Idiots. Pieces of shit. Pieces of shit. Idiots. Idiots. Pieces of shit. Idiots... [beep] Goddamn cocksuckers! - We're going back in there. - What happened? Adi, get the toys. These fuckers just stole from us. [Paul] See, I told you can't trust these fucking Russians. Damn, man. [music swells] [girl screams] [painful groans] [Russian chatter] As soon as they come, shoot! Uri! [pained panting] Clear! Clear! [Uri gasping] Let's get out of here. You two okay? Well, then get the shit. Let's get out of here. [club music] [inaudible] In the garden of Eden Show me how to dance Forbidden fruit around us They say just take a chance I take a bite I seal my fate [music continues] [music fades out, chatter fades in] Not a fan of parties? You're Adam, right? Yeah. I'm Suzie. I'm just wondering 'cause, this is your party and all, and... [laughs] you're out here, on the deck, by yourself. I like to watch the party. I don't really like dancing. So, what do you like to do? [snickers] How old are you? Guess. Wow. [Laughs] You're good. I like your tattoos. - [watch beeps] - [kissing] Uh... You see those two, very bright stars out there, near the moon? [giggle] Yes? You know from a distance, they look really close to one another. Inches away, even. The closer you get to 'em, you start to realize just how far away from one another they really are. It would take hundreds of years to get from one star to the other. In fact, they're so far away from one another, they're in completely different galaxies. You look like you'd be a great time... and a lot of fun. But... I'm just in another galaxy. And you're a beautiful 18-year-old star who doesn't know what she wants. You're a fucking dick. [Laughs] - [electronic music playing] - [no discernible dialog] [watch beeps] [Computer] Welcome, Adam. You have one alert. Alert Analysis. [beeps] [Computer] The algorithm has detected fraudulent activity. Based on the amount of product being consumed, revenue streams should be higher. Your distributor, Kai-Shen, of the East Dragon Triads, is responsible. Kai-Shen. [airplane flying by] [Adam] Shit, that's what she said, man. I don't know. Ask Ben. Adam? What? I don't see how this couldn't be solved with a simple phone call, you know? Like a, "Fuck you. Goodbye," would do, no? No, man. The Chinese... They live in a high-contact society, so relationships mean everything. Alright? So, if I end the relationship the way you're suggesting, we run the risk of Kai-Shen responding in a hostile manner. And we can't have that, can we? But, isn't he kind of crazy? [chuckle] He's not that bad. Alright? We'll be fine. If you say so. Mr. LeBlanc. What a pleasant surprise. How are you? Well, Kai-Shen, I've been better. How can I help you? One day, there was a monk, out swimming in a lake. Now while he's out in the water, he saw a scorpion drowning. So, he went over to the scorpion, pick it up to save its life. And as the monk began swimming to shore, the scorpion stung him. And he dropped it, wretched in the water, as the poison from the scorpion sting filled his body, and he was consumed with pain. But, even though he was stung, the monk picked up the scorpion and again began swimming to shore. And again, the scorpion stung him. And again, he dropped it. And he was consumed with more pain. Now, by now, his eyesight... was going blurry. It was difficult for him to stay afloat. But, even still, the monk picked up the scorpion, and swam the remaining distance to shore. And just as they made it, the scorpion stung him one last time, jumped out of his hand. And the monk fell to the ground. His servant came running over. But, the servant was confused. Why would the master help the scorpion? Surely, the master wasn't dumb enough to think that the scorpion wouldn't sting him, much less, again and again. And the monk just looked up at him and he smiled. And he said, "It is in the nature of the scorpion to sting." "He can't help it." "And just as it's in his nature to sting, it's in mine to help." He closed his eyes, and he died. [inhale] Now, the difference, Kai-Shen, between the monk and I, is I'm not ready to die. And if I pick up a scorpion, and it stings me, I'm not going to pick it up again, no matter how charitable I'm feeling. Now, when we first decided to go into business together, I didn't have international distribution, so we both decided that I would give you the product up front for free, and we would split the sales. Now, this was a year ago. [beep] What is this? In every single MDX pill that you've sold for me, unbeknownst to you, carries a single nanobot whose sole purpose is to report to my system every time a pill is consumed by anyone. Now, as you can see, last month, 263,000 pills were consumed in Hong Kong. Now, I should have received $8 a pill. Which means that I would have received $2,104,000. - [beeps] - But, as you can see... that is not what I received. Now, the reason I came here today, Kai-Shen... is to end our business relationship. Okay then. Mr. LeBlanc! Yes? [ear ringing] [muffled gunfire] [gasping] Fuck. Ben. Ben. [heavy breathing] [grunting] [wet crunch] - [hookah bubbling] - [club music] [whispers] [dramatic music] [scream] [club music fades in] - [ear ringing] - [dramatic music] [sigh] [music builds] [scream] [no discernible dialog] [heavy sigh] [computer beeping] [continued beeps] [sigh] [camera shutter clicks] Hey. Hi. Did you just take a photo of me? Yeah, I did. Can I see it? Sure. [beeping] Why are you taking photos of me? Look, I'm sorry. It... It's a great shot, the lighting was great. I... I couldn't help myself. Yeah, I'm sure you got me eating an ice cream, contemplating life, huh? [giggling] Oh, is that what you were doing? Just contemplating life? Yeah, I just came from a funeral, so I got that stuff going on. Oh. I'm... I'm really sorry. Was it someone close? Yeah, it was. Enjoy your day. Hey! Um, can you take a picture of me? [sigh] Sure. What do you want in the background? The ocean. [camera beeps] [shutter clicking] So, how does it look? Beautiful. [Adam] So, what do you do for a living? I'm a freelance photographer and journalist for the LA-based magazine called "The Movement." If you could be anything else in the world... Okay. What would you do? I would be a fighter pilot! - A fighter pilot? - [laughs] Yeah. Well, what about you? I'd be a pirate. - A pirate? - Totally. That's good. That's a good answer. You know, I'm actually writing a story on a pirate right now. - For the magazine? - Yep. - Really? - Mm-hmm. - What pirate? - Ah. Are you familiar with many pirates? - No, not many. - [laughs] Well, this one was named Edwin "Soft Heart" Penworth. - That's a good name for a pirate! - Right? - Yeah. Lover and a fighter. - [laughs] Yeah. Do you know Pirate's Cove? I do. Yeah, I've heard of it. He died there around the 1800s. - Well, that makes sense. - [laughs] Yeah, well, I have to go take a picture to go along with my story. Oh, when you doing that? I was thinking tomorrow. And, I think you should come with me. You think I should, huh? Yes. - Alright. - Yeah? - I can do that. - Okay. It'd be a lot of fun. I think so. I'm glad we did this. Me, too. I had a really fun night. Me, too. God, can you beat that sunset? Oh, I know. It's so vibrant. Yeah. [laughing] Smile! - [shutter clicking] - [giggling] So, you always take photos of random people? Yep. [giggle] So, I don't know why I haven't asked you this before, but... what do you do? For work. Oh. I'm in pharmaceuticals. [clears throat] That sounds really boring. - [giggles] - You'd be surprised. - Yeah? - Yeah. So, you know, um... last time I was here was the last time I saw my dad. How old were you? Yeah. Y'know, I can still remember the heat. The taste of the salt in my mouth, the spray of the ocean on my face. The feeling I had was just so strange. It was like I was reading a really great book, and I knew the ending was coming up soon. For some reason, I just knew that was the last time I was ever going to see him. I'm sorry. Yeah. Me, too. So, where did he die? The pirate. The pirate? Um... Somewhere along here, I think. Hey. What? Kiss me. [giggles] [no discernible dialog] [snoring] [hand sliding on bed] [appliance whirring] - [clacking] - [food sizzling] Mmm. [Laughing] [chuckle] Hey. Hi. - Morning. - Morning. So, how do you like your eggs? Anyway is fine. You know, I haven't slept in like that in a long time. How long have you been up? Hmm, about two hours. Why did you not wake me up? [giggling] It's okay. I got a blog post done. Hey. I was thinking that, um... tomorrow, I'd like you to come meet my friends. - Oh yeah? - Oh yeah. I'd like that. - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. Okay. (giggle) Keep cooking the egg. Oh, okay. Want me to multitask here. - I thought we were gonna multitask. - [laughs] [distorted] Oh, okay. Want me to multitask here. - [distorted] I thought we were gonna multitask. - [laughs] [computerized beeping] [deep inhale] [watch beeps] [beeping] [airplane flying by] [crying] [continued crying] [sigh] [beeping] [jets humming] [beeping] So, where do you see yourself in 10 years? Ah. Italy. - Mm? - Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm going to get a little house on the Tuscan countryside. You ever been there? - No, I haven't. - No? It's beautiful. It's probably the most beautiful place I've ever been. Y'know, last time I was there, I was in Rome. And, uh, the first day I got there, I got up at 6:00 AM to go for a walk by myself. Yeah? And I walked down this little caf to get some cappuccino. Mm-hmm. And it's weird because they put the coffee in a plastic cup. Which I guess is the standard? To get your coffee to go? I don't know. I thought it was weird. But, uh, so I continue walking down the street. I see this massive structure. Well, the closer I got to it, I realized it was the Colosseum. Oh... What about you? Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Hmm... I would really like to have my own lifestyle magazine. - Yeah? - Yeah. I think I would really enjoy that. - I think you'd be really good at that. - Aw. - Yeah. - Thanks. Okay, what's the craziest thing you've ever done? - [laugh] - Uh... Let me think about that. Craziest thing, um... Okay, so... [laughs] When I was 16, - Yeah. I was in love with this girl. She had blonde hair, blue eyes. - Her name was Jessica. - Okay. - She was 3 years older than me, - [giggle] And one day, somehow, I convinced her - to come to the lake with me. - Yeah. And as soon as we got there, I saw this cliff that I had to jump off of. And so, I climb to the top, and I'm looking down. And she's down there to the side looking up at me, and, I'm standing there, looking down, and... I just get this feeling that something bad's gonna happen. - Oof. - Yeah. So, uh, the thing was? Is that, I was more worried about impressing the girl than I was my personal safety then. - Big change. And, uh, - [giggles] So I jump. And, the last thing I remember is waking up in the ambulance, with Jessica sitting next to me. She's crying, and my head hurt so much. I could barely open my eyes. - Oh, my God. - [laughs] And, uh, when I saw her cry, it just made me smile because, uh, 'cause I knew she'd care. - Mm-hmm? - Mm-hmm. What about you? What's the... craziest thing you've ever done? [sigh] Have you ever heard of MDX? - The drug? - Yep. Yeah, I have. I did it once. - [giggle] - The craziest thing you've ever done was a drug? - Yeah! - Wow. You've never done it? - No. - Why not? Because it's bad for this thing right here. - Mm-mmm. - [laughs] No. Not MDX. It has all the positive effects of molly, and none of the negative effects. - So I've heard. - [giggle] So? How was it? I did it with my friend, Olivia. It was amazing. - [no discernible dialog] - [trippy music] [club music] [Paul] So, anyway... [indistinct club chatter] Oh, excuse me. Adam! Hey, what's up, man? - What up? - How you doing, man? - Good. How you doing? - Good. Good to see you. Good to see you. Hey, this is Hailey. - Hailey, this is Paul. - Hailey? Pleasure. Nice to meet you. What you drinking? - Oh, I'm fine. - Bullshit. - Mike! - Yeah? - Whiskey for the lady. - Coming right up, boss! He does that. - [laughing] - You're not bored anymore? - I am not bored. - Finish your story. - Okay. Okay. Okay. - [laughter] Okay. So, by this point, I'm in third grade, and this girl, she just kept picking on me. So, my dad told me, "Next time she picks on you, you just punch her in the nose. As hard as you can." So, the next day at school, she calls me some name. I don't remember what it was. But, I just got so nervous that I was shaking, right? And so, I clenched my fist, and I just punched her. As hard as I could. But, I missed! - Damn! - And I hit her in the forehead. And she just started crying, and then she ran off and told the teacher. But, you know? She never bothered me again. - Damn, that's crazy. - [laughs] I can't believe your dad told you to do that. Yeah. Oh, hey. So, what do you do? For like work. I... I work with Adam. - Oh, pharmaceuticals? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. [song starts playing] Oh, my God. I love this song! Okay, we're dancing to this. Right now. - No! - Right now! Baby, I don't... I don't dance. He lying. He dances all the time. Man, get your ass out there and dance! [Hailey] Come on. Come on, come on. [Paul] Come on! Cut a rug. [indistinct] And made a Lean Cuisine Bitch But I would never call you bitch Unless you was acting like a bitch Keep dancing. I want to watch you. - What? - Yeah. I want to watch. Go. - I like the way you move. - [laughs] But, you take it way too far Bitch, you know you's a bitch [Adam] So they say, put a ring on it. Goddamn, man. Shit! Yeah. She's nice. She sure enough is. I said, bitch You know you's a bitch Stop acting like a biatch That is one fine fucking piece of ass right there. [music continues] She's fucking fine! - Excuse me? - She's... She's probably a totally fucking slut. Girls who dance like that? Normally, total sluts. What? [dramatic music] She probably likes it in the ass. [laughs] I used to know this one chick... danced just like that. Total fucking whore. Things that she would do? Oh... I'm gonna leave you to it, boy. Bro! You're the man, bro. Keep it, like... Keep it that way, man. Keep it just like that. It's all you, man. Keep an eye on her. Real quick. I got your back. He he he he he, yeah! What you got? Oh, what's this? [sniffs] Mm, fresh. That's a fresh. [indistinct jabber] [pained cries] Ah, you fucking cocksucker! [screams in pain] Bitch. - [screaming continues] - [computer beeps] [alarm beeping] You know, you're a real good dancer. [chuckles] Well I should be. I took dance for three years in high school. - Really? - Mm-hmm. Hey. What's up, guys? Hey. Where did you go? I, uh, needed to get some fresh air outside. You know? [computer beeping] [sigh] What you guys talking about? - Her dancing. - Adam, what happened to your hand? Oh, shit. Um... Nothing. I must have scraped it or something. On what? Um... Uh, uh, there's a brick wall out there, you know? It's nothing. It's okay, it's okay. - Okay. Okay. - Thank you though. Yeah? Well, hey, man. I think we're gonna get outta here. I'll show you home? - You ready? - Yeah. [Adam] Cool. - I guess I should leave, too, then. - Yeah? Mike! I'll holla at you, man. [Mike] Aight, brother. [Adam] You the boss. But, if you really want to see somebody dance... Paul, man. - Oh, yeah? - He can dance well, yeah. Every time I have a get-together at my house, he always ends up battling people. [laughing] - Alright, man. - Alright. - It's good seeing you. - Good to see you, too. It was lovely meeting you. Pleasure was all mine. - Alright y'all. Y'all be safe. - You, too. [foreboding music] [muffled beating] [laughing] - [slap] - Ouch! So, when do you work? What do you mean? I mean, you've been hanging out with me these past few days, but you haven't had to go into work. I have people work for me so I don't have to, and I go to the office about once a week. I guess that's nice. Yes, it is. [giggle] Have you ever wanted to just disappear? What do you mean? I mean, like, just... get up and leave. You know? Leave your whole life, and not tell anyone and just go. No. Life is pretty good. Why, do you? I think about it all the time. So, why don't you do it? I did do it. When I moved to Los Angeles. And what happened? I don't know. Nothing really happened, I guess. I just always hoped that if... I did get up and disappear that, something exotic would happen. That I would get to go on adventures, and meet new people, and do... I don't know. Cool stuff. Life is boring for the most part. It doesn't matter where you live. You could be in France. You could be in Jamaica. It doesn't matter. Eventually, you're gonna get used to it. You know? What makes life worth living are the peak experiences, and the idea that you go after those peak experiences, and enjoy the journey along the way. Y'know, the problem is people have this flawed perception that... [sighs] Something external is gonna make them happy. The reality is none of that shit matters. You know? We think that it's going to make us happy. That it's going to change our state. But, people need to realize that the state changes from within. We don't need anything else to make us happy or fulfilled. I don't know. Think of it this way. A monk who lives up in the Himalayas. He lives on a strict diet. Meditates for hours on end. He... he's not allowed to have sex his entire life. But even so, he couldn't be happier. He wouldn't wanna be in another place because his emotional climate is determined by his thoughts. Not his external surrounding and circumstances. See, the lie is that we need to be someplace else. We need to be someone else, we need to have something else. But, the reality is, we just... we just need us. I mean, there are some exceptions to the rule, but for the most part, it's true. I don't know. I mean, you're external. But, you make me pretty happy. - Yeah? - Yeah. How happy? Really, really, really happy. Yeah? [doorbell rings] Hold on a sec. - Be right back. - Okay. - Sit down, and read that book. - [giggles] Don't you move. - Adam LeBlanc? - Yeah. Here you go. Can you just, uh, just sign here for me. Alright. - Perfect. Thanks, man. - Alright, thanks. - Have a good one. - Yeah, you, too. Huh. Hmm. Oo, a package! What is it? I don't know, but it feels heavy. [click] [inaudible] [tapping] [music continues] Mm-hmm-hmm. Hailey. Hailey. Hailey. Please take off your shoes. - [grunts] - [scream] [crying] [laughing] [crying] [sigh] Ah! [coughing] [crying] [inhales deeply] [sigh] [sigh] [music continues] When I was 15 years old, my brother and I were staying at our grandmother's house for the summer. She had this... little lake on the property that was... filled with silver carp. And me and my brother would fish for them. Sometimes all day long. [chuckle] One day... he caught a fish... but it fell off the hook, and so it floated to the surface of the lake. He went out to get it. And while he was out there, he stepped on a slippery rock, and rolled his ankle. He went under the water for not three seconds. When he came up, he was gasping for air. So, I... So, I jump into the water, and I swam to him as fast as I could, grabbed him, and pulled him to shore. His eyes were closed, and he wasn't breathing. I thought he was dead. And then, I took a closer look, and I see something move in his mouth. It was the back fin of the small silver carp. So, I... I reached into his mouth and pulled the fish out. [chuckle] And all of a sudden... he starts breathing... and his eyes opened. [chuckle] I remember, I... I looked at the fish... and I looked back at him... and we just started laughing and laughing... and laughing... That was the best day of my life. [Hailey crying] The day he died... That was the worst day. [ear ringing] [groaning] Oh... Oh damn. Hailey. Hailey! Hailey. Ah, fuck. Hailey! [groans in pain] Call Adi. [beep] [ringtone] - [beep] - Hey, it's me. I need your help. - You at home? - [Adi on phone] Yeah. I'm gonna pick you up in 20 minutes. Paul's dead. Somebody mailed me his fucking head in a box today. Are you fucking kidding me? Nope. Some guys broke in, knocked me out, took Hailey. Who's Hailey? A girl. [chuckle] Do you know who took her? No, they were wearing masks. Do you have an idea where she is? No, but that's what we're gonna go fucking find out. Alright. - You stay here. - Are you sure? Adam! If I hear anything go down... I'm coming in. Where is she? Do you know who I am? [Adam] I said, where is she? I am the brother of someone you killed. His name was Kai-Sheng, and I loved him, very, very much. Listen, you fuck. Your brother fired the first shot. Killed someone I loved very, very much. [chuckle] She's alive. What do you want? It always baffles me when people talk so negatively about war. You see, war is necessary and required. For it is in man's nature to fight. Whether it is for love, or power, or money. Men will always go to war for the things that they lust after. This could not change, and never will change. And it has been so since the dawn of the first living organisms. [chuckle] Even within our own bodies, there wages a war. When we get sick, our immune system attacks the virus or bacteria with everything it has. It is fighting for the survival of the individual. So long as there is diseases on this planet, there will be war within our bodies. Do you know who the greatest warriors are? It's not only the one who fights for the things that they lust... but lust after the fight itself. [sigh] At first, I wanted to kill you because you killed my brother. But then, I took a closer look at your business... and I realized, you and I... we are more similar than I first thought. [chuckle] No. I respect you, Adam. And I respect what you have built. [chuckle] I want you to fight me, Adam. What? Four of your men and yourself, against four of my men and myself. We will wage war. If you win, you can have your girl. I win, I kill her, and I take your business. It's okay. Take your time and think about it. So, what's it gonna be, Mr. LeBlanc? What are the rules? [chuckle] What happened? You got any mercenary friends who can throw down tonight? You know I do. We need four guys. Let 'em know if they survive, they get 70 grand cash, and we meet in an hour. This fucker wants a war... Give him a fucking war. [heavy breathing] [music fades out] [body thuds] How do I know when this is done, your men aren't going to kill us if we win? Ready? - Ready? - Oh, yeah. - Adi? - Oh, yeah. [men screaming] [grunts and groans] [slice] [heavy thud] [stabbing] [choking] [pained groan] [bodies thudding] [grunting] [ear ringing] [muffled crack] Ah! [choking] Ah! [screaming] [screaming continues] Die, Kong! - Ah! - [slice] Ah! [knife clatters] Hailey. Hailey. Hailey. Hey. Hailey. Hey. [panting] [grunt] [strained groan] [electronic music playing] |
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