|
Ninja Vixens: Devilish Angels (2002)
ANGEL
SATAN DEVILISH ANGELS Minako TSUGE Miki SHIGEYASU Chika KAWAMURA Katsushi IKEDA Takashi TANIGUCHI Executive Producer Noriaki NAKAGAWA Planning and Production Toshiyuki FUSE and Koichi KOBAYASHI Director of Photography: Kenzo OKADA Lighting Director: Hiroshi TSUCHINO Art Director: Tetsuo HARADA Sound Recording: Hiroyuki KAWAI Editor: Kenji SEKIYA Assistant Director: Daiji HATTORI Producer Ryoji SAEHARA Written and directed by Mineko TAKEUCHI I'm so... hungry... Wait up, Princess! Don't be scared. Wait up. Where are you going? Don't be scared. Don't be scared. I'm telling you not to be scared. Nice body... Gave us too much trouble! Hey, She's pretty hot! We should all get a taste of her now. No. Hold it. A pretty woman like her doesn't come around that often. So what? Don't stop us! That's right. You morons! Use your brains! What did you say, you bastard? Can you guys get your thing up In this cold weather? Sure, I can. It already is! We wanna do it more than once. Why don't we make it to go"? Not a bad idea. You're smart, Pops. Of course I am! What a big catch! Big catch! Big catch! What should I do? The princess is awake now. That scared face turn me on! Please stop! Why should we? I'm going first. Hey, don't act like you're the boss! Well, your thing is not gonna give her enough pleasure, you know. Are you saying mine is small? Yeah, am I wrong? You bastard! You know I'm self-conscious about that! You didn't have to say it out loud! Oh, shut up! Respect your father! Why you! Have some manners! First come, first serve! Move over! Please! Don't touch there! Stop! What the hell are you? A ninja vixen. Ninja vixen? Ninja vixen or not, a woman is a woman. Let me tell you something. My old man and I are... pretty strong. You'll be sorry! Please! Don't! Stop! Why should I? These guys are no big shots. Come out, you thief cat! Oh? What a dirty stray cat. I guess it's a female cat though. I'm not a thief cat. Why were you peeping then? It's because... I saw you being dragged away. I thought you were in big trouble... and I followed you. Well, thanks for your concern. You let them catch you on purpose. That's right. It's the lowest of all to steal from thieves! You would steal too if you were hungry and penniless. No, I wouldn't! I never would! Well, we'll see. Help me! Help! Are you gonna thank me? Th... thank you... You don't need to thank me, 'cause those are not mine. Why are you following me? Thanks. It was good. Oh, thank you. Here, old man. - Thanks. - Thank you. Thank you. - I'll be back. - I'm looking forward to it. Hello, there. I'll take one. Thanks for waiting. Isn't she with you? No, she must be lost... or a beggar. Is that so? Thank you for the food. I don't have change for this. I don't need any. Hello? Sis? How much longer are you gonna follow me? It's a nuisance to have a kid like you follow me around. Please! Please take me in as your... Please take me in as your apprentice. Please! I'll do everything you tell me to. So, please, let me be your apprentice! I always kill anyone who finds out who I am. Otherwise, my life is at risk. That was loud. How long have you not eaten? I don't... even... remember... You'd better thank your stomach for growling. It saved your life. Please, I'm begging you! Train me and help me become a ninja vixen. What's your name? It's Yuki. I see. Yuki, do you even know what being a ninja vixen is all about? I don't know. I don't know much about it, but... I wanna be strong like you, Sis. Strong? I have no family or anyone I can depend on. I've been all alone as far back as I can remember. I have no money but I get hungry regardless. I managed to find a job as an underworker and worked. There are people in this world who would trick a penniless person like me. Absolutely nothing good has happened in my life so far. Why did I have to be born? What have I been living for? I've always asked myself. Very few people know the answer and most of us have no clue. But I don't wanna be miserable anymore! So, please... Please pull me out of hell! Hell... huh? Yuki. Becoming a ninja vixen might just mean you'll be in another hell. Another hell? I'm a defector. What do you mean? I'm a nuisance... ousted from the organization. I have no family I can depend on. I'm a ninja vixen, Wandering Anju. A ninja vixen, Wandering Anju? So, if I should get hungry, I would steal. I would kill in order to survive. I'm that kind of a woman. You still want to become a ninja? Yes. You guys aren't lying, are you? I see. There's another ninja vixen! Please! Spare us! Orchid, I guess it's safe to say that this is Anju's doing. That animal with no rules! I'll teach her a lesson. Shut up! But... but... No buts! Do you wanna get killed? - No! No! - Keep quiet then! I'm gonna pee! I'm gonna wet myself! What? You wanna pee? If you leak even a drop... I'm gonna cut off your head down here and the real heads off you two! We won't leak! We promise! Right, guys? Absolutely, he's had a reputation for his patience since he was little. Come on, pee. Come on, pee. I can't stand it! Don't be a wimp. Hold it! Please! How much longer do you wanna play? Come on. Don't look so mad. You're ruining your pretty face. Hey, guys, let me ask you something. Which is prettier, Orchid here or the ninja vixen that came earlier? Kojiro! Tell me. Which one? Think hard and answer honestly. If you give me a half-baked answer, you know what will happen. It's the woman over there! Not bad at all. I know for a fact that you are much prettier, Miss Orchid. The other woman is not even in your league. You're talking smooth! Women are vulnerable to words like that. Let's go! Here you go. Good job! From this day on, you can sleep in the house. Pee... Ah! Gotta go pee! Kojiro? What's your answer? What do you mean? Me or Anju... which is prettier? Anju. You are prettier, Orchid. As I thought, you're a honest man. I'm such a liar. The next target is the Empuku Temple's priest. Priest? Oh? Even Anju's not comfortable killing a servant of Buddha? Now you're talking. No matter who the target is, you always get the job done. That's who you are. I'll pay you the rest after the job is complete. By the way, is she your relative? Total stranger. I don't know what she likes about it, but she want to become a ninja. That's interesting. She's still a kid. But if I polish you up, you'll start to shine just fine. She's feisty like a real woman. You wanna become a ninja vixen? Then I suggest you be nice to me. Don't you want me to give you a job? Guess you haven't slept with a man yet? Kisuke, would I be good enough? By all means! If you would entertain me, I'd be most honored. Are you sure? That's cruel! You got me in the mood! Kisuke, go easy on the womanizing, or you'll get in big trouble. And, one more thing. You should shave your face. What the heck! I'm proud of my facial hair! Damn it! Kojiro, save your energy. I've got too much energy. Our journey is almost over. We'll face off against the outlaw very soon. I can't wait! Wait for us, Anju. Try it. Why did I have to be born?" You said that before. Even a little rock like this is good for something. But if the rock doesn't hit anything, it doesn't accomplish anything. We've missed you, Anju. Yuki, step back. I did it! You just keep crying. Because I'm mad at myself. I was totally useless for you. That rock hit him. If you didn't dodge, it would've hit you instead. But it worked anyway. Who are those people? Fellow ninjas from before. They came to kill me. There are many rules in the ninja world. The group I was in has a rule that the defectors must be killed. Why did you defect? I think I got tired of being part of a herd of people. You have no will of your own and blaze through the missions given to you. I've seen too many of my friends die doing just that. We're all disposable. I didn't want it for myself. Even if I'm a rock, I wanna be a rock with meaning. Sis... help me. Sis... Sis... Sis... Sis! Are you awake? Yeah. Can I ask you something? Go ahead. You've never cried before, Sis? Yes, I have. I had a little sister. You did? Her name was Mitsu. She was a ninja vixen like me. She worked for the organization and got killed. I haven't cried since then. I'm sorry. I made you remember such a painful memory. It's all right. The past is just the past. Is it all right if I do this? You're so warm. I don't remember, but it feels like being in my mother's arms. Help me... help me... help me... It's dark in here. Help me, Sis. Where? Where are you, Mitsu? Sis, I'm right by you. Wait up! Don't go! - Sis... - Mitsu! Mitsu! Sis... Sis... Mitsu... Sis... I don't want you to become a ninja vixen. Find your path on your own. Sis... Why? - Oh, it hurts. - What's wrong? Nothing. Fight with your woman? Well, something like that. You're such a stud. Yeah? You think so? Hey, give me another bowl. Thank you very much. Make it extra big. She's really a feisty type and sometimes it's hard to handle her. So, she's a shrew? It's more than that. I'd call her an unruly horse. Then you must be very skilled to handle her most of the time. You understand, huh? Even an unruly horse like Anju can't resist my charms. The more I look at your face, the more I realize you're attractive. No wonder women can't leave you alone. You and I totally agree on that. The Empuku Temple's priest. He's our next target. Priest? Empuku Temple... How can you be in a position like this? Awesome! I'm bored with these books. Nothing beats the real stuff. Who is it? Who the heck are you? I was just passing by and I got lost. Where were you going? The post station in Ohira. Ohira? Man, it's the opposite direction. I'm sorry. I think I hurt my feet. That's not good. Sit down. - Are you all right? - Yes. If it's all right with you, can I rest here for a little while? Oh, sure. Ohira is 50 miles away. If you don't mind the mess, feel free to take your time and rest. Thank you for your kindness. Don't mention it. Hold on a minute. Finally, luck is turning in my favor. Now, come on in. Are you all right? Go ahead and lie down. Thank you so much. Don't mention it. It's all right. Your feet hurt, right? I know a massage to relax you. Your sash may be too tight. It's bad for your circulation. Ninja Power, Sexual Puppet. I can't talk! Hey! Oh, I know. You must be a ninja vixen! Hey, say something! Hey, I can't breathe! Take your dirty hands off of me! Hey, stop! Stop! Well... don't stop... Excuse me! Please! More! I'll do anything! You know Anju, don't you? Anju? She's so ugly. You're a lot prettier! I swear! Please, hurry! More! More! You know how to talk to a woman. It makes me melt when you hear that. If you tell me where Anju is, I'll do something even better. Really? She went to kill the Empuku Temple's priest. I gave her the job. Excuse me, lady. Where are you going? You said... Nothing worse than a blabby man! Hello, little girl. Namuamidabutsu. (I submit your soul to Buddha.) Shame on you! You killed for money again. It's none of your business. What? I know my head comes with a bounty. I see. Then I don't have to explain it to you. I'm giving you your death warrant today. You don't know when to give up. You wanna see your own blood so much? Well, we'll see how it goes. Kojiro! Sis! Now, Sis, what are you gonna do? You don't care what happens to this pathetic little girl? If you wanna save her, drop your sword. You took her for a hostage? If you want the life of such a kid, you can have it. Did you hear that? Good timing to get rid of a nuisance. I have no time to waste on you guys. She's Satan in human form. Just consider yourself unlucky and give up. Orchid, what do I do with her? Do as you wish. Could you take off my mask? Thanks for the yummy stuff! Did you kill her? Do you care? I'm sure Kojiro's having fun by now. Just like your little sister. What did you say? Oh? You didn't know? Orchid, what did you do to Mitsu? Nothing. I just executed a ninja vixen who made a blunder. And Kojiro had a little fun before the execution. Why are you looking me like that? You're barking up the wrong tree. Oh, dear. Whatever happened to our Anju who always keeps her cool? You're underestimating me. Do you think you can use the same skills over and over again? Let's just put an end to this, Anju. Mitsu is waiting for you in the other world. Thanks. It was yummy. You animal! Hey, Anju. Where is Orchid? You killed her? I don't have to wear this any more! And I get to keep the bounty on you all to myself! Your angry face is just as sexy! You're hotter than Orchid. I've thought so all along. Oh, yeah, this girl. She was pretty yummy for a kid. Yuki! Don't worry. I'll do the honor of tasting you too soon. I wonder if your little sister... um... Mitsu was tastier. It's exciting to do an injured bitch. Enough of acting tough! Now it's just the two of us. I can't believe a woman like you sheds tears. Ninja Power, Tears of the Fallen Angel I'm sorry, Yuki. Yuki! I knew you'd come... for me. You were nice enough to give me that money, but I can't use it anymore. That's not a problem. I wanna be strong like you, Sis. All right. All right. What's this? It means you're my family. Starting today I'll take care of you. I've found my path. THE END |
|