CHEERING
Happy Halloween.
This song was written by a band called the Vaselines.
They're from Edinburgh, Scotland and they're very punk rock.
# Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
# Sunbeams are not made like me
# Don't expect me to cry
# For all the reasons you had to die
# Don't ever ask your love of me
# Don't expect me to cry
# Don't expect me to lie
# Don't expect me to die for thee
# Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
# Sunbeams are not made like me
# Don't expect me to cry
# For all the reasons you had to die
# Don't ever ask your love of me
# Don't expect me to cry
# Don't expect me to lie
# Don't expect me to die for thee
# Don't expect me to cry
# Don't expect me to lie
# Don't expect me to die for thee
# Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
# Sunbeams are not made like me
# Don't expect me to cry
# For all the reasons you had to die
# Don't ever ask your love of me
# Don't expect me to cry
# Don't expect me to lie
# Don't expect me to cry
# Don't expect me to die
# Don't expect me to lie
# Don't expect me to cry for thee. #
# Come on over and do the twist
# Ahh haa
# Overdo it and have a fit
# Ahh haa
# Love you so much, it makes me sick
# Ahh haa
# Come on over and shoot the shit
# Ahh haa
# Beat me outta me
# Beat me outta me
# Beat me outta me
# Beat me outta me
# Beat me outta me
# Beat me outta me
# Beat me outta me
# Beat me outta me
# Come on over and do the twist
# Ahh haa
# Overdo it and have a fit
# Ahh haa
# Love you so much, it makes me sick
# Ahh haa
# Come on over and shoot the shit
# Ahh haa
# Beat me outta me
# Beat me outta me
# Beat me outta me
# Beat me outta me
# Beat me outta me
# Beat me outta me
# Beat me outta me
# Beat me outta me
# She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
# She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
# She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
# She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
# She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
# She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
# She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
# She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.
Thanks a lot!
Thanks.
# One baby to another says I'm lucky to have met you
# I don't care what you think Unless it is about me
# It is now my duty to Completely drain you
# I travel through a tube And end up in your infection
# Chew your meat for you
# Pass it back and forth
# In a passionate kiss
# From my mouth to yours
# I like you
# With eyes so dilated I've become your pupil
# You've taught me everything Without a poison apple
# The water is so yellow I'm a healthy student
# Indebted and so grateful Vacuum out the fluids
# Chew your meat for you
# Pass it back and forth
# In a passionate kiss
# From my mouth to yours
# I like you... #
# One baby to another says
# I'm lucky to have met you
# I don't care what you think
# Unless it is about me
# It is now my duty to completely drain you
# I travel through a tube
# And end up in your infection
# Chew your meat for you
# Pass it back and forth
# In a passionate kiss
# From my mouth to yours
# Sloppy lips to lips
# You're my vitamins
# I like you. #
# Load up on guns
# Bring your friends
# It's fun to lose and to pretend
# She's overboard, self-assured
# Oh no, I know a dirty word
# Hello, hello, hello, how low?
# Hello, hello, hello, how low?
# Hello, hello, how low, how low?
# Hello, hello, hello
# With the lights out It's less dangerous
# Here we are now, entertain us
# I feel stupid and contagious
# Here we are now, entertain us
# A mulato
# An albino
# A mosquito
# My libido
# Yeah!
# Hey!
# Hey!
# I'm worse at what I do best
# And for this gift I feel blessed
# Our little tribe has always been
# And always will until the end
# Hello, hello, hello, how low?
# Hello, hello, hello, how low?
# Hello, hello, hello, how low?
# Hello, hello, hello
# With the lights out It's less dangerous
# Here we are now, entertain us
# I feel stupid and contagious
# Here we are now, entertain us
# A mulato
# An albino
# A mosquito
# My libido Yeah!
# Hey!
# Hey!
# And I forget just why I taste
# Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
# I found it hard It was hard to find
# Oh well, whatever, never mind
# Hello, hello, hello, how low?
# Hello, hello, hello, how low?
# Hello, hello, hello, how low?
# Hello, hello, hello
# With the lights out It's less dangerous
# Here we are now, entertain us
# I feel stupid and contagious
# Here we are now, entertain us
# A mulato
# An albino
# A mosquito
# My libido
# A denial
# A denial
# A denial
# A denial
# A denial
# A denial
# A denial
# A denial
# A denial! #
# I need an easy friend
# I do, with an ear to lend
# I do think you fit this shoe
# I do but do you have a clue?
# I'll take advantage while
# You hang me out to dry
# But I can't see you every night
# Free
# I do
# I'm standing in your line
# I do hope you have the time
# I do pick up number two
# I do keep a date with you
# I take advantage while
# You hang me out to dry
# But I can't see you every night
# Free
# I do
# I need an easy friend
# I do, with an ear to lend
# I do think you fit this shoe
# I do but do you have a clue?
# I'll take advantage while
# You hang me out to dry
# But I can't see you every night
# No, I can't see you every night
# Free
# I do
# I do
# I do
# I do. #
Kurt! Polly?
# Polly wants a cracker
# I think I should get off her first
# I think she wants some water
# To put out the blowtorch
# Isn't me
# Have a seed
# Let me clip
# Dirty wings
# Let me take a ride
# Hurt yourself
# Want some help
# Be myself
# Got some rope
# Have been told
# I promise you
# Haven't you
# Let me take a ride
# Hurt yourself
# Want some help
# Be myself
# Polly wants a cracker
# Maybe she would like more food
# Ask me to untie her
# A chase would be nice for a few
# Isn't me
# Have a seed
# Let me clip
# Dirty wings
# Let me take a ride
# Hurt yourself
# I want some help
# To be myself
# Got some rope
# I've been told
# I promise you
# Have been true
# Let me take a ride
# Hurt yourself
# I want some help
# To be myself
# Polly said
# Polly says her back hurts
# She's just as bored as me
# She caught me off my guard
# It amazes me
# The will of instinct
# Isn't me
# Have a seed
# Let me clip
# Dirty wings
# Let me take a ride
# Hurt yourself
# I want some help
# To be myself
# I've got some rope
# Have been told
# I promise you
# Have been true
# Let me take a ride
# Hurt yourself
# I want some help
# To be myself. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# I don't care I don't care
# I don't care I don't care
# Care if it's old
# I don't mind I don't mind
# I don't mind I don't mind
# I don't have a mind
# Get away Get away
# Get away Get away
# Away, away from your home
# I'm afraid I'm afraid
# I'm afraid I'm afraid
# Afraid, ghost!
# Even if you have
# Even if you need
# I don't mean to stare
# We don't have to breed
# We can plant a house
# We can build a tree
# I don't even care
# We could have all three, she said
# She said
# She said
# She said
# She said
# She said
# She said
# She said
# I don't care I don't care
# I don't care I don't care
# Care, care if it's old
# I don't mind I don't mind
# I don't mind I don't mind
# Mind, don't have a mind
# Get away Get away
# Get away Get away
# Away, away from your home
# I'm afraid I'm afraid
# I'm afraid I'm afraid
# Afraid, ghost!
# Even if you have
# Even if you need
# I don't mean to stare
# We don't have to breed
# We can plant a house
# We can build a tree
# I don't even care
# We could have all three, she said
# She said
# She said
# She said
# She said
# She said
# She said
# She said
# Even if you have
# Even if you need
# I don't mean to stare
# We don't have to breed
# We can plant a house
# We can build a tree
# I don't even care
# We could have all three, she said
# She said
# She said
# She said
# She said
# She said
# She said
# She said
# She said. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thanks.
Smile, you're on candid camera!
CHEERING
There's more cameras in here than in a 7-Eleven.
CHEERING
# Would you believe me when I tell you
# You're the queen of my heart?
# Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
# Just ain't the way it seems
# Can you feel my love buzz?
# Can you feel my love buzz?
# Can you feel my love buzz?
# Can you feel my love buzz?
# Would you believe me when I tell you
# You're the queen of my heart?
# Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
# Just ain't the way it seems
# Can you feel my love buzz?
# Can you feel my love buzz?
# Can you feel my love buzz?
# Can you feel my love buzz? #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# I'm so happy
# Cos today I found my friends
# They're in my head
# I'm so ugly
# But that's OK
# Cos so are you
# We've broke our mirrors
# Sunday morning
# Is every day for all I care
# And I'm not scared
# Light my candles
# In a daze cos I've found God
# Yeah, yeah
# Yeah, yeah
# Yeah, yeah
# Yeah, yeah
# Yeah, yeah
# Yeah, yeah
# I'm so happy
# Cos today I shaved my head
# And I'm not sad
# And just maybe
# I'm to blame for all I've heard
# And I'm not sure
# I'm so excited
# I can't wait to meet you there
# And I don't care I'm so horny
# But that's OK My will is good
# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah!
# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah!
# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah!
# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah-eh
# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-eh
# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah!
# Yeah!
# I like it I'm not gonna crack
# I miss you I'm not gonna crack
# I love you I'm not gonna crack
# I killed you I'm not gonna crack
# I like it I'm not gonna crack
# I miss you I'm not gonna crack
# I love you I'm not gonna crack
# I killed you I'm not gonna crack
# I'm so happy Cos today I found my friends
# They're in my head
# I'm so ugly But that's OK cos so are you
# We've broke our mirrors
# Sunday morning Is every day for all I care
# And I'm not scared
# I'm so horny But that's OK my will is good
# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah!
# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah!
# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah!
# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah
# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-eh
# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah!
# Yeah!
# I like it I'm not gonna crack
# I miss you I'm not gonna crack
# I love you I'm not gonna crack
# I killed you I'm not gonna crack
# I like it I'm not gonna crack
# I miss you I'm not gonna crack
# I love you I'm not gonna crack
# I killed you I'm not gonna crack. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# I'll start this off without any words
# I got so high I scratched till I bled
# I love myself better than you
# I know it's wrong so what should I do?
# The finest day that I've ever had
# Was when I learned to cry on command
# I love myself better than you
# I know it's wrong so what should I do-ooh?
# I'm on a plain
# I can't complain
# I'm on a plain
# My mother died every night
# It's safe to say quote me on that
# I love myself better than you
# I know it's wrong so what should I do?
# The black sheep got blackmailed again
# Forgot to put on the zip code
# I love myself better than you
# I know it's wrong so what should I do-ooh?
# I'm on a plain
# I can't complain
# I'm on a plain
# Somewhere I have heard this before
# In a dream my memory has stored
# As defence I'm neutered and spayed
# What the hell am I trying to say?
# It is now time to make it unclear
# To write off lines that don't make sense
# I love myself better than you
# I know it's wrong so what should I do?
# And one more special message to go
# And when I'm done and I can go home
# I love myself better than you
# I know it's wrong so what should I do-ooh?
# I'm on a plain
# I can't complain
# I'm on a plain. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Good night.
# If you wouldn't mind I would like it blew
# And if you wouldn't care I would like it loose
# And if you wouldn't mind I would like to leave
# And if you wouldn't care I would like to breathe
# Is there another reason for your staying?
# Could you believe who we knew was stress and strain?
# Here is another word that rhymes with shame!
# Oh!
# If you wouldn't mind I would like it blew
# And if you wouldn't care I would like it loose
# And if you wouldn't mind I would like to leave
# And if you wouldn't care I would like to breathe
# Is there another reason for your staying?
# Could you believe who we knew was stress and strain?
# Here is another word that rhymes with shame!
# Aaahhh!
# Is there another reason for your staying?
# Could you believe who we knew was stress and strain?
# Here is another word that rhymes with shame!
# Ah!
# You could do anything You could do anything
# You could do anything Could do anything
# You could do anything You could do anything
# Could do anything Do any
# Thing. #
See ya backstage, Mom.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES
Thank you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
Come on, people, now smile on your brother!
Everybody get together, try to love one another right now!
MUSIC STARTS
# When I was an alien
# Cultures weren't opinions
# Gotta find a way, find a way When I'm there
# Gotta find a way, a better way I'd better wait
# Never met a wise man
# If so, it's a woman
# Gotta find a way, a better way When I'm there
# Gotta find a way, a better way I'd better wait
# Gotta find a way, a better way When I'm there
# Gotta find a way, a better way When I'm there
# Just because you're paranoid
# Don't mean they're not after you
# Gotta find a way, a better way When I'm there
# Gotta find a way, a better way I'd better wait
# Gotta find a way, a better way When I'm there
# Gotta find a way, a better way When I'm there
# Gotta find a way, a better way When I'm there
# Gotta find a way, a better way I'd better wait
# Gotta find a way, a better way When I'm there
# Gotta find a way, a better way
# When I'm... When I'm there... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Since it's Halloween, we thought we'd play the secret song.
# Here I am
# Sigh man
# Here I am
# Here I am
# Sigh man
# Sigh man
# Sigh man
# Sigh
# Mother
# Mother
# Mother
# Mother
# Here I am
# Sigh man
# Sigh man
# Sigh man
# Sigh man
# Sigh man
# Sigh man
# Sigh man
# Sigh
# Sigh man
# Sigh man
# Be a man
# Sigh man
# God damn
# Be a damn
# Summer
# Summer
# Summer
# Summer
# Damn!
# Say now
# Think I can
# Die now
# Think I can
# Die now
# Think I can
# Die now! #
CHEERING
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE