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Odd Squad: The Movie (2016)
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[rustling] [quiet music] Well, guess this is goodbye. I'm so bad at goodbyes. I always talk too much. See, I'm doing it right now! Wait a minute, so that's it? Yeah, we're just going to never see each other again? I'm sorry... Odd Squad is over. But it's not fair! Not too long ago, we were on a mission: Saving people! You think I'm happy? I went through all that trouble to get my license. You can drive a car? No, the other thing I was driving... [dramatic music] I love the smell of cheese in the morning. [Olympia] C'mon agents! Come on! Put your back into that cheddar! Orchid! Give me an update! Sherman is closing in... fast! [distant roar] It's bigger than I thought. Way bigger. [distant roar] All right, people! We got the cheese in position. Agent Ohlm, I need a net to trap that thing. Here you go, Ms. O. Hi, I'm Annette. I'm not sure what I'm doing here... No, Ohlm, I need a net made out of rope. Oh... That's going to be way harder to find. (shouts) Owen, can you help? Can I bring my shield with me? Sure. Should I hold it like this? "Aargh!" Or should I hold it like this? "Aagh!" [angry growl] I'll figure it out as I go. [sigh] Ohlm, bring Annette back to her restaurant. - Yeah. - Yeah. Looks like you really let us down. [sigh] [distant roar] [dramatic music] [distant roar] [Otis] Net in position. Wait, do we drop the net before or after it eats the shrinking cheese? I'll take whatever I can get. [loud roar] Here it comes... [silence] [loud roar] [sniffing, squeaking] It didn't take the cheese. What mouse doesn't take the cheese? Ms. O, I think it's holding out for the fancy stuff. The mayor's having a cheese festival. They have Gruyere AND brie! That's bad news! That's really bad news! They'll get trampled. We need a gadget to stop it. Where's Oona? She didn't come. She's sensitive to dairy. Get her on the phone. Now. I'll try and slow it down. [beep] [triumphant music] Whoa! How come you get a flying suit and we don't? Because I'm the boss. Also, they're crazy expensive. Hiyah! [triumphant music] Oona, it's me, Olympia. We're dealing with a ginormouse and we need - Hang on a quick second while I take care of the Daves. The what? That's what I call them because that's all they say. Dave, Dave... Dave, Dave... Dave. Dave! - What's happening? - I don't know. She's talking about these Dave things - You're getting Oona'd. What? Oona, we have a bigger problem than some Dave - Bigger problem? Ha! These Daves double like nobody's business. Do you know what happens when you double a number? Oona... Ginormouse. You add that number to itself. So one plus one is two. Two plus two is four, and four plus four is eight. And so on, and so on. So by the end, you'll have millions of Daves! Then who's got the problem, tough guy? I just got Oona'd. What? Oona, it's me again, Olympia. I'm glad you're back, I just got Otis'd. [Mayor chuckles] Here we go! This is getting crazy! [excited laugh] One more layer! [chanting] One more layer! Oh, I shouldn't - but, okay! [loud rumbling] Whoa! What is going - [loud squeaking] [loud roar] Ginormouse! What's that tiny, little purple thing? [triumphant music] [Ms. O growls angrily] Ah, all right, mouse. Let's steer you out of here. Whoa! Or I'll try and hang on. That works, too. Oona! You need to listen! Hang on, these Daves are about to double. [both] Dave! But it's okay, because I have a half-inator gadget- So half of two becomes... One! Dave. [Ms. O] Whoa! Back! Back... [loud squeal] Whoa! Oh! We should really get out of here. You haven't even tried the Gouda. All right, but let's be quick! [man giggles] Please! Oona, we need a gadget to stop the ginormouse. Oh, there's no gadget to stop it. What? You could get another ginormouse. They are scared of each other. Where can I get another - Never mind. On it. [beep] How are your cheer-leading skills? Fantastic. Good. Follow me. [Ms. O] Whoa! Agents! I can't hold on much longer! - Pyramid formation! - Let's go, c'mon! All right, next row! Let's go! [Ginormouse grunts] Hurry, Olympia! Whoa! Whoa... [loud roar] Activate mirror suits! [dramatic music] [Otis] It's working. It's scared of itself. Dr. O, the shrinking cheese! [tense music] [growls] Take this. Doctor's orders! [triumphant music] [squeaking] [quiet squeaking] Here, Ms. O. One of our easier missions, don't you think, agents? [all] Yeah. Once again, using teamwork, quick thinking, and never giving up, even when the chips are down... the Williams Family has won the cheese competition! [applause] [angry growl] Oh, and the Odd Squad have saved the town again! [applause] Now, everybody... let's eat some cheese! [laughter, applause] Agents, I'm afraid you'll have to take that cheese to go because - [both] Something very odd has happened? Always. Aw, man, I didn't even get to try the cracker booth. [excited breathing] I got one! I got one! - Ready, partner? - Ready, partner. [loud zaps] [triumphant music] Choose a path, do the math, 'Cause the days are numbered 'Til the end of time Is it wrong for a song To be so intense But still have words that rhyme The world is all you have, my friend, A world you must defend Odd Squad forever Odd Squad forever [loud zaps] Odd Squad, Odd Squad! Over here! Thanks for coming, Odd Squad. What seems to be the problem, Debbie? Okay, so I'm trying to deliver my pizzas, right? But I can't because I have snail feet! They're moist, they're loud, they're squishy. They smell really good - I like the smell, but I miss my feet! I'm sure we can fix this - [horn honks] [tires squeal] Yeah, if you want to wait around all day! [upbeat rock music] Um, who are you? Weird Tom. And this is my crew: Weird Team. You solve oddness? Uh, we like to call it weirdness. Right, Weird Colin? Uh, we like to call it weirdness. But I've just always used Odd Squad. [Weird Tom scoffs] Well, how long does that take? Odd Squad, always thinking through each problem very carefully, talking about what they do know, what they don't know. Just thinking, thinking, thinking! Well, I'm not a thinker. I'm a doer! So watch me do this! [loud buzzing] CHA-BOOM! Whoa. One gadget. One solution. Bzzzzz! What was that? I was doing the little electricity thing from the Weird Team logo. [Otis] Oh yeah. Now I get it. [Olympia] Wait. That gadget fixes anything? Yup. That's all I carry. Except sometimes a t-shirt cannon! Have a t-shirt, Debbie! [loud pop] [cackles] CHA-BOOM! I think that was too high. Just... just give her one... t-shirt. Free t-shirt? Cool! Bet Odd Squad never gave you one of those. I have an extra t-shirt in my desk! I use it mostly for dusting, but I can give it to you - Don't stoop to his level. See you around, Blah Squad. He said your name wrong on purpose. Window seat! [engine starts, tires squeal] At the end - you won't believe it - he gave Delivery Debbie a t-shirt, which, okay, it looked really high-quality. I'm worried this guy's going to take over - Agents, this is not the first time someone has tried to do what we do. There's the Strange Stoppers... the Peculiar Pack... and Rod Squad. Rod Squad? [Ms. O] They were two guys named Rod who also carried rods. No one knows why they had the rods. All they were good at was holding up curtains. Also, Weird Tom's not our enemy. He sent me this nice video. Weird Team has nothing but respect for Odd Squad. And there's plenty of room for both of us in this town... See? Ms. O? Did you watch that video all the way through? No, I didn't get to it. You should get to it. Psych! Tom Bomb! I'm so taking down Odd Squad. I even wrote a song about it. And made a music video. The video's not done, done yet. I'm still waiting on some special effects, but I'll still show it to you. [mid-tempo rock song] Weird Tom is comin' and he's gonna fry your bacon. Fry it up while you're still sippin' your juice. You're bringing sneakers to a loafer situation. Step back and watch these size elevens cut loose! Something weird has just happened. Talking about your footwear. Something weird has just happened. Oh, am I understood? Something weird has just happened. What's the matter Odd Squad? Something weird has just happened. Odd Squad, you don't look so good. Hey, Odd Squad! CHA-BOOM! I think somebody's gettin' run out of town. Call in the Weather Service, I'm blocking out the sun. Just don't call Odd Squad, 'Cause Odd Squad is goin' down! [mimics guitar solo] [chuckles] Oh! Reporters? Weird Tom! Bradley, Channel Four News. What would you say is the secret to Weird Team's success? - Well, Kevin... - It's Bradley. I'll tell ya, Odd Squad always says 'Don't rush your work.' But the thing is, if you do rush your work, you get it done faster! [laughs] Hmmm, it seems your market share Is trending close to zero. While mine is showing a spectacular jump! Can't say I blame you guys for trying to be heroes, But maybe you should wait until you grow up. Something weird has just happened... Any regrets? Just one... that I called "Weird Team" a team. You see, I don't believe in teamwork. I tell my people, don't talk to other folks, don't help other folks. If you have a problem, fix it yourself. That seems like a really bad way to work. Who wants a t-shirt? [cheering] I think somebody's gettin' run out of town. Call in the firefighters, I'm on a burning streak. Just don't call Odd Squad, 'Cause Odd Squad is goin' down! Odd Squad is goin' down! Odd Squad is goin' down! [tense music] [loud zaps] Ah! Thanks for coming, Odd Squad. What seems to be the problem, Mr. Hopkins? Have you been floating again? Or maybe you're about to start floating? Or maybe you saw other people floating? [Otis] What my partner is trying to say is, how can we help? Can you give this thank you note to Weird Team? Why would we do that? They just helped me with my odd problem earlier; And it seems like wherever you guys are, Weird Team is close behind with a real satisfied look on their face. You see? This is for you. Yes! Thank you, Odd Squad! Uh, happy we could help. [loud zaps] How do they do that? Well, well, well. Seems Weird Team ran us both out of business. Uh... Who are you? You kiddin' me right now? Rod... from Rod Squad? "Bop-Ba-Ba-bap Rod! Bop-Ba-Ba-bap Squad!" Got any curtains that need hanging? No... That's cool. Could you please leave my house? Yeah, you betcha. [stammers] I have a front door. That's not the way I came in, but... whatever floats your boat. So... has anyone called Odd Squad today? We got three calls. Two were wrong numbers, and the third was... also a wrong number. We gotta take this Sherman down! Any ideas? Ohlm? If you rearrange the letters in Weird it spells 'Wired Meat'. Not helping? [all] No. I know how we can beat Weird Team! First we take them to lunch at this Italian restaurant... After lunch, we can go on this nature hike. And maybe check out this museum. Wait, I just realized these are plans for when my cousins Lily and Jake are in town. My bad. Okay, let's break this down like we do with every problem. What do we know? That Weird Team is beating us. Great. And what are we trying to figure out? How to fix odd stuff as fast as they fix odd stuff, but only using one gadget instead of the thousands of ones that we use. Also win back the hearts and minds of everybody in town even though they won't even look at us when we're standing right next to them because all they see is their free Weird Team t-shirt... It's okay, partner. Okay... Anyone else have anything? Eyes over here, everyone! We need to start thinking of this like a football game. It's the last down, we're at the 30 yard line, and there are only five seconds left on the clock. The team we're up against is bigger than us, faster than us, and their bedtime is way later than ours. Any questions? You, couch potato. How do we beat them? We don't. It's game over. I thought my chalk drawing was pretty clear. There's gotta be something we haven't thought of yet. I know someone who can help. The Big O is coming. [excited murmurs] [fanfare] [fanfare] [fanfare] (whispers) It's the Big O! [The Big O] Odd Squad has been around for thousands of years! We have faced many challenges! These challenges made us better! And stronger! But Weird Team is Our Biggest Challenge yet! So how can Odd Squad compete? We cannot. We give up. [all] What? Weird Team beat us, fair and square. Henceforth, I am shutting down all Odd Squads! No, you can't do that! I sold this one here to a shoe company. [murmuring] And I bought the shoe company! CHA-BOOM! [laughs] Let's get rid of these balls from the ball pit! I'm going to want these little desks to go away - and let's put in some cubicles! - Cubicles? - What? Where's Weird Emily? (whispers) Who's Weird Emily? Right here, Tom. I need you to collect these kids' gadgets. They won't be needing them anymore. You got it, Weird Tom. Nice! Gadgets, c'mon. Hand 'em over. What's happening? You can't do that! That's my computer! He can't just come in here and do that. Ms. O, you have to do something about this.. You heard The Big O. We're just not needed anymore. [somber music] And then we left headquarters and came here. Olympia, we know. We were there. Oh yeah. [chuckles] It just helps me to talk it out. It's been an honor to work with you. Best of luck... wherever your lives may take you. [somber music] Oh, you guys live... [Oona] Yeah, I live this way. [cross-talk] Just around the corner. Um, maybe we can go one at a time so we can walk sadly by ourselves? - Yeah, good idea. - Sure. [somber music] [Olympia] I'm too sad to walk. I'll go last. [Otis] Yeah. [Otis sighs] [somber music] [news anchor] It's been a month since Odd Squad went out of business, and Weird Team's business has never been better. Wow. That's a lot of B's. Barb LaBaBowBow, back to you. Coming up in Sports, we're going to skip sports and do non-stop talk about Weird Team. Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba! [announcer] Downtown was packed today as people crowded to see Weird Tom - [rapid clicking] And now to interrupt our wall to wall coverage of Weird Team... to bring you a new Sound-check video. Finally... It's called The Saddest Song in the World of All Time. (speaking softly) Girl... Music has the power to lift you up when you're feelin' low. But not this music. This music is a major downer. Even the power of song Can't help you When so much has gone wrong. Wishin' we still had it all. It's so empty Now that everything's gone Lost, with nothing to do And no one to sing this sad song to... [awkward chuckle] It kind of got away from me. But I don't care I'm gonna sing it anyway [all] Is it a crime That just one song comes to mind The saddest song in the world of all time... I have experience solving cases, I'm great with gadgets - Question. Can you fit in this banana suit? Yep. You're hired. Congratulations. Thank you. No point in going to sleep. Why bother With no dreams left to dream? Yes, that's as sad as it seems, Or sadder. What does that even mean? Now the moment is here, You've saved up your saddest final tear... I used to have a slide like this in my office. What? Never mind. Somebody juice me! Get your own juice. [growls] [screams] When nothing is fine, I give to your heart from mine The saddest song in the world of all time The saddest song of all time So sad The saddest song in the world... (voice breaks) Of all time. [all, sobbing] Sound-check. [all sobbing] [grunts] Guys, come back! Wait. [gentle music] [horn honks] Olympia! Been a long time. I know. You're a banana now. It keeps me busy. I've been keeping busy, too! Otis, something very odd has happened. You see how this leaf looks like a cat? The little tail part fell off, but this is not a normal leaf! And Weird is doing nothing about it! I don't know if that's really - There's so much more! It's everywhere, man. Look at the weather! Partly cloudy six days in a row. In a row! Super odd. We need to get the squad back together. Hey, what happened to that camp you were going to? It sounded great! You get to paddle canoes, earn badges. I already have a badge. [sigh] I miss it, Otis. The squishinating, zapping gadgets, the Odd Squad Choir. You weren't in the Odd Squad Choir. I have so many regrets. I really miss it too, partner. - Really? - Really. I get coupons working for this smoothie place. Let me buy you one. I'd like that. (shouts) Blair, I'm going on break. Cover my corner! Please! [upbeat music] [Olympia humming] - What are you humming? - Nothing. (distant) Help! - You hear that? - Yeah. (weakly) Help... Help... [gasp] Odd Squad! Oh, Odd Squad, I'm so, so happy to see you! We're not Odd Squad anymore. What he means to say is what seems to be the problem, Debbie? I've been stuck in this same spot for weeks. Why didn't you call someone? I tried... I tried to get to that pay phone, over there, but it took too long. - That's odd. - I know. Who still uses pay phones? Luckily I had pizza to survive on. I don't like crust. If you didn't show up I was going to have to make some tough choices. I see. Ugh! It's like my feet are stuck to the ground. It doesn't make sense because... because Weird Tom fixed me. Huh? Slime... which can only be made by... snails. Snail feet? Debbie still has snail feet? Wait, wait, they didn't fix me? No, Weird Tom just made it look like he did. [sigh] [grunts] Which means he probably didn't fix anything else either. Yes! Ha-ha! This is awesome! I mean, it stinks for humanity. And Debbie's feet. But for me being right, it's amazing! [laughs] We should tell Ms. O about this. Odd Squad? Right after we get you to your shop. Uh-huh. Must be thirsty after that pizza. I do want some... [Otis] And that's how Weird Tom's beating us every time, because he's not fixing anything. [Ms. O] Good work, you little rascals. Rascals? Well, you're not agents anymore so I'm not sure what to call you. Scallywags? No, not good either. Uh, Ms. O... shouldn't you stop digging and do something about this? Nope. A little help here? I smuggled this odd-ometer out of headquarters. It measures all the oddness in town. [Otis gasps] [Ms. O] Here are five days of the week along the bottom x-axis and the number of odd cases along the y-axis. When Odd Squad was around, the number of odd things always stayed around the number ten, as you can see by these bars that go up to ten. Because we'd solve stuff, but then new odd stuff would pop up. Exactly. But look... The numbers are getting bigger. Since Weird Team took over, the level of oddness has been doubling every day. [Otis] Look at the bars. It started at ten, the next day it went to 20, and the day after that it went to 40 - [Olympia] Then 80, then 160. When you double a number it gets big fast. Guys, I've been studying Weird Team, and I don't think they've been solving cases at all - Oh, you... you figured it out, too. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get our squad back. Aw, I got my sweater all caught up in this thing... Uh... I'll... I'll untie it when I'm running! I know you said you got rid of the flying books, but Dustin keeps getting hit by something. Ow! There. Did you see that? We know what you're up to, Weird Tom! Shh, shh! Please, this is a library. - Sorry. - Sorry. (shouts) Dustin! (quietly) Can you please swat more quietly? You're not really solving anything. You're right. [tense music] (whispering) You admitted that way faster than I thought. But why do you want to shut down Odd Squad? My real name is not Tom... It's Om. With an "O". Don't you remember me, Oprah? We met back in 1983. It's you. (whispers) Hang on. Ms. O was around in 1983? (quietly) I know! Just go with it. I was twelve years old. I'd gone through the academy. The last step was to learn from the two best agents in Odd Squad: You and your partner, O'Donahue. It was 1983. Did I mention it was 1983? [cross-talk] [upbeat synth music] [Ms. O] Odd Squad! Odd Squad! Stop! [O'Donahue] Hey, stop right there! Totally hold it right there, Shape-shifter! As if! I can turn into anything I want. Like a cool hover board. Who are you? Agent Om. Well, I will be an agent after I bring you to justice with this handcuff-inator. [loud blast] No, Om! Those won't work on her. Why not? Because I can do this. [maniacal laughter] Dudes, get her! [tense music] [O'Donahue] We lost her. So bogus. [Ms. O] Hang on partner, let's see what we know about the Shape-shifter. Let's think this through - [loud blast] Not the Shape-shifter! Om! What are you doing? Zapping everything. It's called a shortcut! [loud blast] Not the Shape-shifter! Like totally stop and think this through. You're scaring people. I'm a do-er, not a thinker! Do that! And that! [crowd screaming] So... Some things went wrong today. Really? I thought I went great. These are complaints from the people you zapped. Including the President of the United States. Look Om, just go back to the academy, get some more training, and we'll save a spot for you when you're ready. Okay. Not a problem. (quiet, sinister voice) Problem. That was way easier than I thought. Way easier. [Weird Tom] I was so angry I stole a bunch of documents. Six of those turned out to be take out menus. But one was plans for... the hologram-inator. [whirring] It can project a fake image onto anything. See that guy over there? I can make him look like... Abraham Lincoln! [cackles] CHA-BOOM! Guys, seriously! The yelling? Shh! And Mr. Lincoln, you are not a member of this library. Thank you. [loud swatting] It took me 34 years to build this bad boy. And now it's all mine. Wait, that took you 34 years to make? Well, it took 15 years, and then I took a couple years off. I traveled... Oh, I did some work on the house. The point is - Ms. O stole Odd Squad from me, and now I'm stealing it back. No, she didn't. Yeah, she just said you needed more training. [mocking gibberish] You sound like everybody I've ever told this story to. Yeah, well, we're going to tell the world what you've done. Not if I have anything to do with it. [buzzing] Thank you for whispering your evil plan. Agreed. [thump] Seriously, there is something flying around here. [dramatic music] We have to get in front of as many people as possible. Mission accomplished. [Weird Tom over loudspeaker] This... is Odd Squad. Or maybe we should call them: Odd Squad. What? Why? Because they're causing oddness. Take a look... Here they are using some weird dirt to give Delivery Debbie... - Snail feet! - Help! I know Delivery Debbie - she is a good, honest woman, with good, honest, human feet. Please, for your own safety, stay far, far away from Odd Squad. Ha, nobody's going to believe that. It's them! They're going to turn us odd! [crowd screaming] Or maybe they will. [tense music] [screaming] Please hurry, the Odd Squad is coming! [stammering] Thanks! Could I get some relish on this? Yeah, yeah! Relish... Relish, relish... Okay. No! No! No! No! A drink. I need a drink! Gotta get a drink, yes, drink, okay! Hey! Hey! And napkins! - I need napkins! - Napkins! Yeah, yeah! Napkins, okay! Wait! I just remembered! I'm a vegetarian. [tense music] [screaming] Here are some tips on how to identify an Odd Squad member. They're children. Some call them tax deductions. I call them trouble. We are in so much trouble. Did the running and screaming give it away? No, look at that door behind Weird Tom. That's where I keep the Daves! Whatever you do, do not invite an Odd Squad member into your home. What does the number 2048 mean? That's how many creatures are inside. Weird Tom isn't zapping them with the half-inator. So you're saying these Daves are just doubling and doubling? Yes, take a look at my calculatorinator. That's a regular calculator. Just let me have this one! Okay. To double a number, you add the same number to itself. So 2048 plus 2048 is 4096 Daves. 4096 plus 4096... (scary voice) is 8192 Daves! Why'd you say that last part in a scary voice? Because scary things will happen. The Daves room can only hold 5,000 Daves. That means if they double two more times to 8,192, there will be more than 5,000... Then the room won't hold them... and they'll break out and eat the world. [all] What? Oh yeah, fun fact: They're big eaters. First it'll be signs and traffic lights, kind of like an appetizer. Then buildings and roads will be like the main course. And for dessert, they'll eat the ground, and then under the ground... until the whole earth is gone! Which is too bad. I like the earth. How do we stop it? We can't get in to headquarters. Everyone is against us - Not everyone. Wha...? Uh... (whispers) This is the part where you follow me. [all] Oh! [quiet chatter] [sigh] Hey Polly. Rough day, huh? We'd like "The Special". Right away, Ms. O. Here you go. (mouth full) Well, c'mon. To take your mind off the 1000 foot drop. [all] Hmph? [quick scream] Toodles! [scared and happy screams] What is this place? A secret entrance to headquarters. (proudly) I dug it myself. We're going to break into headquarters? Not just us. [triumphant music] (dramatic mumble) It's good to see you, Ms. O. You're Olive and Otto, right? I remember your gadget sign-out sheets. (whispers) I like the way you draw your Gs. Thank you. You... you... I... I... you... you... [chuckles] I'm Otis, and this is my partner, Olympia. She admires your work. It's cool. We're all just here, doin' a job. [squeals] Sometimes I squeal. No biggie. [Ms. O] We have to move out. Who knows how fast those Daves are doubling. [Otis] Hang on. How are we supposed to get past Weird Tom without our gadgets? I mean, he's got a point. We're not Odd Squad anymore, we're just a bunch of kids. Is that really what you think? Odd Squad isn't about what we have. It's who we are. And it's never giving up, even when it's the only thing you want to do. [Olive] It's failing, and rising up from failure, better and stronger than you were before. [Ms. O] It's working together. All seven of us. Uh, there's only six of us. [sliding noise] Hey guys. [both] Oscar! - Good news. - You brought gadgets? No, better! I brought my sewing kit. [chuckles] To make suits. [all] Oh... [Otto] That makes sense. I know I said Odd Squad isn't about what we have, but it doesn't hurt to look good. Yeah. [triumphant music] [whips cracking] [triumphant music] [music ends] How long do we have to hold this pose for? That's enough. [excited cross-talk] (quietly) All right, let's split up into teams. Otis, you and Otto will knock out the security cameras. Olive and Olympia, get the halfinator gadget. Wait, doesn't it make more sense for the partners to go together - I don't mind hanging out with Olive, I mean if I'm forced to... Oscar and Oona, you're coming with me to Room 100. Wait! Don't you think it's a little early for that? Trust me, it's going to work. Everybody, make this work! Olympia, let's go. She just said "let's go". To me! Hey... Your partner is a pretty big fan of Olive, huh? The biggest. I'll bet you feel the same, so I'll give this to you now... A photo of you. A signed photo of me. So you can focus on the mission instead of getting my autograph. Thank... you? Let's not make this weird. [sigh] [buzzing, whirring] There's the button to shut off the security cameras. How do we get through them? [both] Dance through them. I knew I liked you. Sound-ch... - Ragtime piano! Okay. [jaunty piano music] [jaunty piano music] [jaunty piano music] [jaunty piano music] [jaunty piano music] They shut off the cameras. I can't believe what they did to this place. [Olympia] I know. So office.... How are we supposed to get past them, and get the gadget from the lab? We need to think the way grown-ups think. What do they love more than anything in the world? (whiney voice) I always thought it was better to go with a dark stain. [chuckles] Shows you what I know! Is that biscotti? It's more like a trail of biscotti. [gasp] Is that fresh coffee? Wait a sec... Skinny cappuccino for Mitch. That's me! [laughs] A latte for Emily! I'm Emily! I got an Oolong tea for Linda? Linda? Uh, Caramel Macchiato for Natalie? Natalie? A flat white for Sarah? There is one for everyone! Let's go. There's a guard blocking the door. How old do you think he is? Like, 35 or 45? Why does it matter? If things don't work out, I thought I'd get one of those jobs at the fair where you guess people's ages. Greetings, Ms. O. [all] Oksana? What are you still doing in Headquarters? What do you mean? I've been downstairs for the past six weeks, cooking. Why? Because you all won't stop eating. Oksana, while you were downstairs, Odd Squad was taken over by adults. Hmmmm. I thought everyone grew up, but that makes more sense. And now the adults aren't tending to a creature and it'll keep doubling and we need to get in Room 100 - This seems like the beginning of a long story, so I'm going to interrupt. What do you want me to do? [Oksana] I'm providing a distraction... Hey you, with Spring Rolls! Stop! Go! Go, go, go, go! Oh, hey, Weird Tom, thanks for the coffee. I didn't buy anybody coffee. Did you buy the trail of biscotti that led to the coffee? Security cameras... The cameras are down! We got kids in here. You sure? I'm providing a distraction! Get back here! I am so sorry that I ever doubted you, Weird Tom. And I know exactly what they're up to. [tense music] We got the half-inator. There's the Dave door! [slow clapping] Well done, Odd Squad. You got pretty far, but now you're done. So done. No, you're done! Because as we speak, Ms. O, Oscar, and Oona are carrying out Stage Three of our plan. [upbeat rock music] - Whoo hoo! - We did it! Oh... [music stops] What is this? We got party supplies from Room 100 to celebrate the success of our mission. (whispers) You were right. Too soon. Yeah, way too soon. And now I'm going to stop your plan to steal my awesome t-shirts. That's... that's not our plan. - Oh. - Not even close. Oh... We need to zap the creatures inside that door or they'll break out and eat the world. You know what I think? I think this is a trick to steal back headquarters. [all] No, it's not. [loud cross-talk] [beeping] It's doubling! And nothing happened. I knew it was a - [loud explosion] - Zero? - What does that mean? [creatures repeating "Dave"] Oooh. My bad. [grunts] These party supplies feel even more inappropriate now. [creature] Dave! Dave, Dave, Dave. Dave! [creatures repeating "Dave"] Why does it feel like there's way more than 8000? Fun fact: They double faster in sunlight. That is unfortunate. Look! It's the mayor! [Mayor] Please, help! My cheese festival! How many festivals do you have? One a day! Two a day! Three. Three is the number! - Get out! - Dave, Dave, Dave. Stop it! I'm surrounded, Odd Squad! Help me! We've got to save him. How? We only have one gadget. Cover me. [all] Shields up! For Odd Squad! [battle cry] I think it's cool if we hang back here. Cool with me. [creatures repeating "Dave" ] [loud blasts] (slowed down) Dave! We're safe on this rock, right? Probably not. [Olive] Ms. O, watch out! [loud blasts] [loud screams] [creatures repeating "Dave"] [shouting] Go, go! [battle cry] [triumphant music] - Yeah, pull out that move! - Yeah! [triumphant music] Dave! Thanks, Odd Squad! You saved me, and this delicious cheese! All right, that wasn't so bad. - Yeah! - No, it wasn't! [repeating "Dave" in unison] I don't think we should be allowed to say stuff like that. [repeating "Dave" in unison] [chant getting louder] [battle cry] Hologram-inator! [relieved sighs] But they're gonna figure out that it's all fake very soon. Oh! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon. What about the cheese? Leave... the cheese! Seal the doors! [loud thud] And cue the dramatic lighting! [whirring] Ms. O, do you have a curl-up and cry room? There's actually one down the hall on the right. I use it all the time. I'll show you. This is bad. The Daves have taken over the whole town. Oh, not just the town. Weird Team Headquarters from across the world are reporting "Dave activity". Oh, Gary was right. He always said I was gonna destroy the world one day. Gary? Oh, uh, Gary was my old roommate. We didn't always get along. You know what? It doesn't matter. The world isn't destroyed yet. Which means I'm not giving up yet. But Ms. O every time we zap a Dave, like, ten more double next to it. So we have to zap them all at once. But how? I have a plan that is ridiculous, dangerous, and scientifically impossible. And requires a lot of teamwork. So everything we're good at. Meet me in the Odd Squad warehouse. Tom, we could still use your help. I'm willing to do the work, Ms. O. No more shortcuts. Good. Get in touch with all the heads of the Weird Team - [groan] Oh, come on! Are you kidding? That's gonna take forever. Can't anybody else - [angry growl] Yes ma'am, I hear you. Continue. Have Weird Team re-instate every Odd Squad agent. Ma'am, yes Ma'am! Um, we don't really do that here, but I appreciate the gesture. Weird Brian, Weird Tony, Weird Jason! All the weirdos, get in here! I want you to find my old roommate, Gary, and tell him things have changed! [upbeat music] Find every Odd Squad agent, and give them back their uniforms. Anything for you, Weird Tom. It's just "Tom" now. Weird. No, just "Tom". [upbeat music] Welcome back. Ah, it's good to have you back, Agent Orson. I'm supposed to just walk back into the hardware store and ask for my old job back? Yes? Oh, thanks, [chuckles] I've never done this before, so I appreciate the tip. You'll notice there are still several fractures running along the left side of your wrist- Doctor O! You're needed back at Odd Squad! Never mind! [grunts] You're cured. (shouts) What's next? [upbeat music] [loud grinding] [upbeat music] Uh... there was something I was going to tell you... [gibberish noises] I don't know. You called me. [gibberish] [chuckles] I don't know. [upbeat music] [clucking] Maybe if I say some words, it'll help you remember? Okay, yeah. Uh, banana. Venezuela. Rocking Chair... Agent Obfusco, Odd Squad needs you. Like a merry-go-round on Jupiter, we shall set sail at dawn! I don't know what that means... Day old bread can never be unbaked! I still don't know... Mermaids only swim at midnight... on Tuesdays! We're just going to leave your suit here on the ground. Once, twice, three times a penguin! Come on, Weird Michelle. Ugh, I thought they'd never leave. Crochet. Pineapple. - Ladder. - Ladder! That's it! Find every Odd Squad agent, give them their uniforms back, and then spread them all around the world. How'd you get that from "ladder"? [incoherent mutter] Alright, Ms. O. We added a new cup holder to the ice cream truck... And I changed the oil and transmission. And we added a half-inator gadget to the hood. Oh, and it's a spaceship now. [triumphant music] [Ms. O] That should get the agents high enough for the mission. Well, what are you waiting for? Go... to space! [majestic music] Hey guys, you don't actually need the helmets. You just gotta make sure you roll up the windows. Really, really tight! [cross-talk] [majestic music] [whirring] [Olive] Four-five-niner, we're a go on rocket cones vanilla one and vanilla two. [engines roaring] Seats are in upright position, and headrests are comfortable. Buttons are making a satisfying clicking noise. And I'm the last to speak, so I guess we're ready to go. [engines roaring] They're ready. Oona, you should do the honors, and blast them off. No, you should do it. - No, you should. - No, please. - Just do it. - I insist that you- [engines roar] [majestic music] [creatures repeating "Dave"] It's working! We're going to space! Looking good from down here, guys. Agents are spreading out across the world in their mirror suits. Just get high enough to fire the halfinator gadget and nothing could go wrong! [startled scream] Dave! I know. So exciting, huh? It's okay. There's only one of them. [startled scream] Dave! Now two. Now four. Now eight. [creatures repeating "Dave"] I'm gonna try and shake them off! Brace yourselves! [grunts] C'mon! [grunts] It's not working! Dave! [Olive] We lost an engine! - What? - Which one? (shouts) Does it matter? We're going to fall out of the sky unless we get these things off. [creatures repeating "Dave"] We need to shake the whole truck! The ice cream truck has speakers! We can blast music! Great idea, but this time, I pick the music! Sound-check! Just when you think it's too late To save the day, Here comes the power of sound To pave the way So kick the volume up loud And break away [cheering] Because it's never too late To save the day Ahhhhh... Dave! I'm just in time I believe in better late than never Now this is how... High five! ...gives me power We could have come here sooner maybe Whoa oh oh, that might not have hurt But then you'd have no story, baby Whoa oh oh, spoiler alert.. Whoa, space. [music fades out] Look, it's Earth! [Otis] This is not the way I imagined seeing Italy. Look at that boot, all covered in Daves. Let's do this. This is Agent Olive, with Agents Otto, Olympia and Otis. We're in position. Orchid, in position. Obviously. Doctor O, in position. Position, Obfusco in. Scientists in position! [speaking Spanish] [speaking Russian] [howls] That means Olaf and Oren are ready, too. Ms. O, say the word. [creatures repeating "Dave"] [creatures repeating "Dave"] Hit me. Now would be an excellent time To save the day... [loud blast] [creatures repeating "Dave"] [Ms. O screams] [upbeat music] [triumphant music] Huh, it feels warm. [creatures repeating "Dave"] [Olympia] The half-inator's bouncing off the mirror suits, and zapping all the Daves! [Otis] Wait, why isn't it working in Germany? I think I know why. [Odd Squad ringtone] Oh, that's my phone. Hello? - Ohlm, it's me, Otto. - Oh hey, old partner. - Is your mirror suit on? - No. Why? Yeah, that's how the whole thing works. Okay, one sec, Otto. [mutters] Agh! [ringtone] Are you standing in the laser beam? You've got to be clearer! [loud whirring] [triumphant music] Good job, partner. Dave! Dave? It's down to one! - Hey, got him! - Yeah! [both stammering] - Teamwork! - Yeah! Let's go! Oh, uh, actually... [both stammering] Right. This way. Actually... Yeah, this... Oh! Mission accomplished, agents. We contained the Daves. [loud cheering] We just saved the world! Yes! Once again, thanks to courage, determination, and a can-do attitude... the Williams Family have made snacks for this glorious occasion! [chuckles] Yeah. Way to go, Williams. And that occasion is... the reopening of all Odd Squads! [cheering] Thanks, Big O. I'd also like to welcome the newest member of Odd Squad: Honorary Agent Om. [cheering] Sorry about the suit. We only have kid sizes. Ah, it's perfect. [gentle music] Finally, if the four agents in space are watching... please return my ice cream truck immediately. You heard him. Let's bring it back. Olympia, we just saved the world. We can't get in trouble. Yeah, and when are we going to have another chance to hang out? [Olive] Partner... cue Sound-check. Wait, I thought you didn't like Sound-check. Eh, I go back and forth. Let's go. [engines powering up] That was the story of how they saved the day Four agents followed their hearts to outer space They borrowed somebody's truck And flew away And we're okay with it 'Cause they saved the day [Oona] All right. The lab is as good as new. You know I got outta here so fast to go run the Odd Squad academy that I didn't really get much time to show you any of the secret stuff. (shouts) There's secret stuff? Shhh! (tiny whisper) There's secret stuff? Uh, split the difference. (normal voice) There's secret stuff? Bingo! [chuckles] Yeah, so let's say that you're hungry but don't want to walk all the way over to the break room. You press this little guy here... [clicks and whirring] Whoa. A tuna sandwich! That used to be peanut butter. Don't eat that. So let's say that you're trying to fix a gadget, but you need an extra hand. Not a problem. [whirring] Oh! Nice. I also have this one. [whirring] I haven't found a use for it yet. So let's say that you drop your glasses and that you break them. Uh, I don't wear glasses. Not a problem. Just go over to this control panel right here, and... [whirring] Now I have perfect eyesight. Why didn't you just do that before? I don't know. I'm over here. Yeah? Yeah, so that's pretty much about it for all the secret stuff. Hey, what does that button do? Oh, this one? It ends the movie. |
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