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Olaf's Frozen Adventure (2017)
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Surprise! (CHUCKLES) Not yet, Olaf. Surprise! (WOMEN GASP) WOMEN: Not yet, Olaf. Surprise! (GASPS) (SIGHS) Not yet, Olaf. Whoa! Hello! Surprise! (GASPS) (CHUCKLES) Olaf! Not yet! ELSA: Anna's right. Our surprise holiday party doesn't start until after the Jule bell rings. Sorry, the suspense is tearing me apart. Thank you! (CHUCKLES) I'm excited too, Olaf. This is Arendelle's first Christmas in forever. The first of many to come. Elsa, look! They're arriving! Look at everyone They don't realize (GASPS) What? We planned a party as a big surprise Soon the ballroom will echo With sounds of cheer As we ring in the season this year This is overdue Gotta look our best Ooh! I've never been so nicely dressed We'll be hosting and toasting The whole night through As we ring in the season with you It's the first Christmas in forever Since we opened up the gate And it's the first Christmas I remember to date And it's already worth the wait (CROWD CHEERING) Look at all the joy All the joy And it's everywhere Everywhere I feel the Christmas spirit in the air Feel the spirit And the party will start At the strike of noon And we'll ring in the season so soon OLAF: Hey! It's Kristoff and Sven! (GASPS) And the Jule bell! Why am I so excited about that? Olaf, the Jule bell signals the start of the holidays in Arendelle. Ooh! And it's almost time to ring the bell We'll hear it chime through Arendelle It's finally here and it's happening fast We'll make up for all We have missed in the past It's time to celebrate As we ring in the season At last (TOLLING) Let the holidays begin! (CHEERING) Okay, now! (CHUCKLES) Surprise! (GASPS) OLAF: Uh-oh. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. Going so soon? The Jule bell rang. I must get home for my family's holiday tradition... rolling the lefse. Um... Ours is putting out porridge for the Tomte. We're making traditional bordstabelbakkels! And I'm gonna filet the krumsakringlekakke! That's a thing, right? Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Olsen? You're welcome to join us in the castle if you'd like. Thank you, Your Majesty. But Olga and I should be getting home to knit socks for our grandchildren. It's our tradition. (LAUGHS) Yes. And we wouldn't want to intrude on your family traditions. (SIGHS) Oh, so the surprise is everyone left. Hey, I say it's their loss. Who needs a big party anyway? Kristoff? I've got just the thing to cheer you up: my favorite traditional troll tradition. Care to join in? Uh, yeah! Okay, it starts with a gathering song, "The Ballad of Flemmingrad." I love ballads! Every December we all gather round To pay our respects To a troll so renowned In remembrance of the friend we had A jolly old soul we called Flemmingrad Tempo! We all dig deep down And we uproot the past We shove up its nostrils A fistful of grass Nostrils? We shape his likeness Bless his soul (SHRIEKS) Whoa, gross. Oh Flemmy The fungus troll Now, you lick his forehead and make a wish. (LICKS) Who's next? Elsa, you're up. (GAGS) Come on. Tastes like lichen. You're a princess. You don't have to settle. Okay. Not so much a royal activity. I get it. But wait until you taste my traditional Flemmy stew. It may smell like wet fur, but it's a real crowd pleaser. Oh, thanks. We're good. Big breakfast. (CHUCKLES) (OLAF EXCLAIMS) (CHUCKLES) I can't wait! ELSA: For what, Olaf? For your family tradition. What is it? Tell me, tell me, tell me! Do we have any traditions, Elsa? Do you remember? Well, I remember... It was long ago They would ring the bell We could hear it chime through Arendelle I remember the way that I felt back then We would ring in the season We would ring in the season But the Jule bell was for the kingdom. What about us? After the gates were closed, we were never together. (SIGHS) Elsa? ELSA: I'm sorry, Anna. It's my fault we don't have a family tradition. Wait, Elsa... (SIGHS) (OLAF WHIMPER) (GASPS) Sven! Anna and Elsa don't have a family tradition. (WHIMPERS) I know it's sad... but I have a solution! We'll go and find the best tradition Anna and Elsa have ever seen... and bring it back to the castle! Are you with me? Ow! Let's go find their tradition! House number one. Wow, festive. WOMAN: Coming! Good afternoon. I am Olaf, and... Hey, Olaf! Please let me finish, and I like warm hugs. This is my associate, Sven. We're going door to door looking for family traditions. Tell us yours, and we'll decide if it's special enough. Oh! We make candy canes together. Ooh! (CHUCKLES) Sugar rush! You're supposed to eat it. Eat my new nose? Why would I do that? Because it's that time of year! Hmm. It's that time of year! (CLEARS THROAT) Happy, merry, holly, jolly Season's greetings here I'm wondering what your family does At that time of year Love and joy and peace on earth And tidings of good cheer Do you have tradition things For that time of year? Well, we hang up boughs of evergreen On every single doorway Bake a giant cookie In the wavy shape of Norway Go from door to door to door Wassailing with our choir! Hang up all your giant socks Above an open fire That sounds safe. So happy, merry, yuletide carol Faithful friends are deer Thanks for sharing what you do At that time of year (CLOCK CHIMES) (GASPS) We better get a move on if we're gonna hit every house in the kingdom. (NEIGHS) Jolly, merry, happy, holly On a midnight clear I'm here to ask you what you do At that time of year Hi, shalom, happy solstice Fancy chandelier I'm looking for tradition stuff For that time of year Well, we make our decorations Out of flotsam and jetsam Bake a yummy fruitcake And you can't leave till you get some That went right through me. Buy each other presents And then hide them very nimbly Wait up for a chubby man To shimmy down your chimney Breaking and entering: okay on Christmas. Oh, happy, merry mule-tied barrels Faithful, gladsome cheer And thanks for sharing what you do At that time of year Thank you. We knit scarves and sweaters And we wear our matching mittens Don't forget the jammies That I knitted for my kittens Eight nights in a row We light menorahs on our mantels You cut down a tree... and then you dress its corpse with candles. (KIDS WHIMPER) I love it! Anna and Elsa Will have all that they need I'll fill my sleigh here With the help of my steed It'll be the best time of year It's up to you Up to me Me, me Up to... Mew Oh, happy, merry, Mele Kaliki Holly, jolly, happy tappy Chubby man will soon appear And faithful friends are tiny deer And festive tidings midnight clear, and... Can I leave this fruitcake here? At that time of year (MEWS) Last house, Sven. Something tells me this will be the best tradition yet! Yoo-hoo. Hello. And what does your family do at that time of year? (CHUCKLES) Oh! (MUSIC PLAYING) Enjoying the Christmas sweats, inquisitive magic snowman? Oh, yeah! Nothin' like taking your coals off once in a while. You know what I mean? My troubles are just melting away. In retrospect, the holiday sweats are for those not made of snow. (SPLUTTERS) Oh, I feel so refreshed! Am I glowing? (GRUNTS) Here's a sauna for your friends. Thank you, Mr. Wandering Oaken. Oh, one last thing. Would it be possible to get one of those awkwardly revealing... yet tastefully traditional towels your family is so fond of wearing? Take mine, yeah? (DOOR CLOSES) OLAF: Still warm. Dashing through the snow With traditions in our sleigh Back to the castle we go To save this holiday Ho, ho, ho Our plan has zero flaws I see nothing going wrong (SHRIEKS) Whew! Crisis averted. (WHISTLING) Oh, look, another reindeer going the opposite direction. Hi! Wow, we're making really good time! (GASPS) Hey! The fire's out. (EXPLODES) Oh, darn it. (SIGHS) (KNOCKING ON DOOR) Anna, I owe you an apology for earlier. Anna? (CLATTERS) (GASPS) Hi, Elsa! (SIGHS) Anna! What are you doing up here? Looking for traditions. Ooh! (CHUCKLES) And what are you wearing? My old Viking helmet... and this was my sorceress cloak. Dragon feet! (MIMICS GROWLING) (LAUGHS) I found them in my old trunk. What's in yours? Oh, mostly gloves. Right. Rows and rows of satin gloves. Oh. Yep. Welcome to my world. Wait. Who's this little guy? Oh! Sir Jorgenbjorgen! He was a really good listener. Anna, how are we going to find any traditions up here? (BELL JINGLES SOFTLY) Unless... What's that? Look inside. (GASPS) OLAF: Okay, Sven... I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. This is a bit of a setback. Ooh! Maybe this is salvageable. No, definitely not. Oh, parts of this are still good, I think. Oh, no, this is unsafe now. (GASPS) Hey, the fruitcake! These things are indestructible! I'll just take this seemingly harmless shortcut here... and meet you back at the castle, okay? (WOLVES HOWLING) OLAF: Oh, puppies! (WOLVES GROWLING) Down, boy. Ah! I'm just gonna go now! (OLAF SCREAMING) Hey! MAN: Whoa! WOMAN: No! Oh, Sven! The Flemmy stew is ready! Anna and Elsa are gonna love this. (GRUNTING) "Oh, Kristoff, you're so thoughtful. "Now where's my bowl?" Hey, simmer down, buddy. Here you go. Whoa, what are you... Oh! Of course! "Needs more carrots!" Can't get enough of 'em, can ya? (CHUCKLING) (MIMICS WOLF HOWLING) (GROWLING) Uh... Oh, no! Olaf's lost in the forest? And being chased by hungry wolves? Yeah. Obviously. Ring the bell. Gather everyone! Come on, Sven! Make yourself useful. Olaf needs our help. (BELL RINGING) (WOLVES HOWLING) (PANTING) Okay. Please, I know you're hungry... but I need at least one tradition for my best friends. The fate of the world depends on it! (SCREAMS) (SIGHS AND GASPS) Yes! Yes, I did it! A tradition is saved! (HAWK SHRIEKS) Well, I guess hawks need traditions too. (SIGHS) Happy, merry, holly, jolly Tidings of good cheer (SNIFFLES) I never meant to let them down At that time of year (SIGHS) Maybe I should just stay lost. (WHIMPERS) (WIND HOWLING) (INAUDIBLE) TEENAGER: Olaf! MAN: Olaf, where are you? KID: Come out, come out, wherever you are! Any sign of him? No. (SIGHS) Olaf? Olaf? Olaf? Where are you? OLAF: He's not here. (ANNA GASPS) Oh. Hmm. I wonder where he went. OLAF: Well, he probably went on a mission to find traditions for Anna and Elsa. Oh. And did he find any? OLAF: He did... but then they caught fire and fell off a cliff. And then they caught fire again. And then a hawk took them. (SIGHS) I'm sorry. You still don't have a tradition. But we do, Olaf. Look. (GASPS) Wait... is that... ELSA: Anna made these years ago. When we first made you. "Hi, I'm Olaf." You were the one who brought us together... and kept us connected when we were apart. ANNA: Every Christmas... (KNOCK ON DOOR) I made Elsa a gift. ELSA: All those long years alone... (KNOCK ON DOOR) we had you to remind us of our childhood. ANNA: Of how much we still loved each other. ELSA: It's you, Olaf. You are our tradition. Me? Surprise! Aw! Sure, it's nice to open a gift That's tied up with a perfect bow But the greatest present of all Was given to me long ago It's something I would never trade Olaf! It's the family that we've made We were worried about you! 'Cause when we're together I have everything on my list And when we're together I have all I wished All around the Christmas tree There'll be dreams coming true But when we're together Then my favorite gift is you (GIGGLING) I would travel miles and miles And I would follow any star I'd go almost any place If it's any place you are 'Cause when we're together When we're together I'll forever feel at home And when we're together When we're together We'll be safe and warm Safe and warm Doesn't matter where we are If you're there with me 'Cause when we're together That's my favorite place to be To be 'Cause when we're together It's a holiday every night And when we're together Then the season's bright Season's bright I don't need the bells to ring I don't need the bells I'll know when it's here I'll know when it's here 'Cause when we're together I could stay forever And when we're together It's my favorite Time of year Well, I think Arendelle has a new tradition. Thank you, Olaf. (HAWK SHRIEKS) Ooh! OLAF: (GASPS) The fruitcake! It's a Christmas miracle! (JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING) |
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