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Om Shanti Om (2007)
O you side hero, what are you
doing? Rishi kapoor is over there. What do you do? Are you the director? If i were the director, i would've thrown you out first. O you hero! Who? Me? Yes, you. Is this your father's jacket that you've put it on and trying to sneak out. Why are you mentioning my father, dress uncle? Was your father raj kapoor? That he could stop our shooting. Chintuji gave me the jacket so i put it on. No one can become a hero by just wearing a jacket. There must be some looks. Give me jacket. You've made a mess of this jacket. Look at this dress uncle. Don't mind him. He's just a drunk can't see a future superstar. Superstar! Will i become a hero? Why not? You will surely become a hero. My mom says that too. Keshtu mukherjee's mother also says the same. Really? - Mother's all same. But you'll become a hero. Because i, pappu master, saying... that you will become a hero. You have everything, style, hairstyle, race, face... and extreme talent. But there's just one thing coming between you and your stardom. What's that? Your name. My name? - Om prakash makhija your bill is due for two months. When will you pay? I will... in this lifetime or the next? Your cream roll also is not from this lifetime. You've been selling it since the times of alam ara. You'll see pappu. When i'll become a big star... i'll get his canteen shut. Remember my name. Om prakash makhija. Just "om prakash" can do the job. But this "makhija"... you can't become star with this. Really? - No. Look, who's coming. Come here. What's your name? Govind ahuja. What kind of name this is? You can't get a job with this name. Do one thing. Change your name with, rohan kapoor, raj kiran, something like that. You'll see producers will line up for you. What if i use just "govinda"? Lets try. - Thank you... you're right pappu. My father had no other name for me. There're many big stars in the industry. Rajinder, jitender, and dharminder. And what he chose... om prakash. Here comes our favorite. Rajesh kapoor. This the name of a hero. Kapoor... name has the weight. Now do one thing. Remove this "makhi" from you name and put kumar, kapoor, khanna or something. Then you'll see. How shot of your luck gets ok in first take. Ok. I could change my name today but... you know... what mom will say? No... hey lord, what i'm hearing. My lovely son, my om, wants to change his name. I ask, what's wrong with this name? We remember lord by saying "om". We remove darkness by saying "prakash". And with "makhija"... we remove flies by saying "makhija". I can live with "om" and "prakash", but with "makhija" as my name, i can never become a hero. Never... you will my son. You'll surely become a hero one day. That's what my heart says. A mother's heart says. To hell with a mother's heart. I can't become a hero in this lifetime with this name. I'll die doing job as a junior artist. Like father. O father of om prakash! It's good that you're dead before hearing all this. Gods! How much you're over-acting? Now i get this, why you couldn't become a heroine. What's this? Me and over-acting? You know, k. Asif called me. For screen test. If you weren't in my womb at that time. Mughal-e-azam's anarkali wouldn't have been madhubala but bela makhija. Your mother. Madhu also handled it well. But if i was anarkali... then it wouldn't be mughal-e-azam but flop-e-azam. Flop-e-azam mom. The truth is... you're a junior artist. Father was a junior artist too. And maybe i'll remain a junior artist as well. Leave me alone. Om, stop son. I've made kheer. (sweet milk) Stupid, he's mad. What's mummy? Why are you standing like this? Look, pappu, your stupid friend again fought and left. He didn't even stop for kheer. Not even for kheer? Then he must have gone to the bridge to see his girlfriend. Girlfriends? Shanti are you fine? All wells? You know why i always come to you. Because you're my only strength. You're my courage, my inspiration, my dream. You're my path and you're my destination. You... i hope you're not getting bored. You know that. How good an actor i am. Mom and pappu also say that i'll become a big star. But i want to become a star only for you. That i could stand with you. And alongside you, i could say... hey... aren't you getting bored? Thanks. This is the best quality of yours. That i keep on talking and... you never get bored. You keep on smiling. I know that you're a dream girl of millions of your fans. But know one thing. No one will love you more then me in this whole world. And yes. Instead of shanti priya superstar, if you were shanti priya super junior artist, i would still be loving you like this. And you will see. One day we will meet. And that day is not far, my friend. Pappu, mom, when did you come? Why didn't you say anything? Didn't feel the need. Let me see my daughter-in-law. She's a jewel. Mom, you are too much. Please forgive me today. I spoke non-sense in anger. No, my son. You'll become a hero one day. Your face will be put on a poster like this. That's what my heart says. A mother's heart says... that ran for 25 weeks. Silver jubilees. Shut up. Mothers' hearts are all same. Yes. Here son, it's thread from sai baba of shirdi. Baba will definitely fulfill your desires. You'll soon meet shanti. Really? - Really. And this can happen just tonight. Tonight? What's tonight. He touched me. - That's great. How do i look? - We always look good in rented dress. When will you announce the good news? Good news is coming next week. I am sure like the previous year, i will get the best actor award this year too. She's asking about the other good news. What other good news? Oh! Baby? That will be soon. Now here comes, the star of the evening. The dreamy girl herself. Shanti priya. What are you doing? He's a super star. You done great my lion. You've grabbed her scarf. Will you keep on standing here? Don't we have to see the movie? But who will let us in? Here's the tickets. Trick worked today. But these are... i know that. I slipped them while taking autograph. Let's go. Mr. Manoj kumar... please come. Hail mother india. Ramesh babu, you can't understand the value ofjust a little bit of "sindoor". It's god's blessings, just a little bit of sindoor. Pushpaa! It's the pride of married woman, a little bit of sindoor. It's the dream of every woman. ...a little bit of sindoor. O pushpaa! Don't do that. Look ahead dude. If real manoj kumar comes, we will get a good beating. No, mr. Manoj kumar is a nice man, he won't say anything. Madam, believe me, i am manoj kumar. Security, check him. Here's my driving license. You're lying... ramesh babu, you can't understand the value ofjust a little bit of "sindoor". It's god's blessings, just a little bit of sindoor. Great! It's the pride of married woman, a little bit of sindoor. Great it's the dream of every woman. ...a little bit of sindoor. Great... clap for him. That's wonderful. This year's filmfare award will be given to your sister-in-law. Yes, but if award jury was here, they would have given you award. Really? - Yes. Will i get award when i'll become a star? Of course. When i'll become a star i'll buy this bungalow. You will. Right now, it belongs to that rajesh kapoor. One day it will be mine. Rajesh kapoor lives like a poor man. I will live in style. Style. There will be 15-16 imported cars. - Style. There will be 50-60 servants. - Style. And there will be bedroom with round bed like yash chopra's set. In style. When i'll wake up in the morning, before putting my foot on the marble floor, one servant... will put soft slippers in my foot. Do you know what the second servant will do? He'll put the silk gown like raj kumar's on me. And the third one will stand on side with juice for me. What happened? You've made me cry? - Why? What happened? You'll get the filmfare award later, but right now press... take photos. I've also wrote a speech for this award. Should i say here? Ladies and gentlemen. I have tried that hard to have you. That everything has conspired to get me meet with you. I couldn't understand anything. Should i make it simple? - A bit. Ladies and gentlemen. It's being said, that if you sincerely want someone to be yours... all the universe starts turning things to get you meet with them. You all have made me meet with my love. Thanks. Thanks very much. I feel like the king of the world. I have believed today that... like our movies, our lives also get all right till the end. Happys endings. If it's not all right. It's not "the end". Film is still unfinished. I love you, i love you all. Shut up. What non-sense you're speaking? I love you man. Get away from here. Look him, what's he saying? Hey drunk! Don't you know him? Who are you? He's the superstar om. You didn't recognize him, he's manoj kumar. Then i'm dara singh. Have you come son? Yes. - It's too late. I was scared. Oh my filmi mother! What's to get scared? No matter how late. But i will come home. To you. Come on, get fresh, i'll bring dinner for you. No, i've had my dinner. And drink too. Forgive me today. I'm sorry. Like you always say that, this moon... who moon? The moon on the sky. Like you always say that this moon isn't a moon, it's a dream that you have seen it for me. Tonight i've touched that dream. With these very hands. Really? Really. My prince. Now go to bed, don't you have to go for shooting in the morning. Makeup man fixed the mustache too tight that i can't open my mouth. How i'm going to say my dialogues? But good thing is no one will recognize you. See that's why i've put a mole on my face. It's amazing, you are absolutely unrecognizable. Assistant director. Should i do everything? Assistant director, find out what's the scene here. And what are my dialogues. Scenes is that, there will be a fire in these fields. Actions. Your dialogue is "run". And then? Is that it? "Run". Just "run". It's a lame dialogue. Lame? I wrote it. Great, what a dialogue? I think the hall will be blown. But there should be some powerful heroic dialogues. Heroic dialogues will be spoken by the hero. Which is not you. There's the hero "vicky sandhu". Call the producer. - That director has gone mad again. Vicky sandu... bastard... see the problems with the heroine. Shot's ready and she says she'll work only after the producer comes. She's asking me, the biggest director. She's telling me she'll work only after seeing the producer. Call mr. Mukesh. What's going on? It's the same. Heroine isn't coming out of the tent. She might not have been paid in last shoot. No, it's mukesh mehra's film. He's a big producer. Be it big or small producer. Those stars have been treating producers like dogs. What did you say? - Controls. Our shanti is not like that. Yes, even mukesh mehra gave her first break. "Bali umar ko salaam" shanti was just 16 years old back then. Mr. Mukesh has come. Now see, the shooting will start in 10 minutes. Mr. Mukesh is handsome. What a personality. He's dashing. Why doesn't he becomes a hero, he's tall. Smarty pants. We never become bandits for any producers, it's just because of mr. Mukesh. You're having too much cough. Shanti will be ready in 10 minutes, get your shot ready. Very good problem solved. It's bad for my creativity. Don't cry for every little thing. It's bombay, it's like this here. This whole scene should be done today. Of course, i've put three cameras. One satyajit ray angle. One bimal roy angle, and one guru dutt angle. Put one manmohan desai angle, that will work. Understood? You took too long. By the way what are you doing after pack-up? Suicide. I'm also ready to die. Sir, you are in the field. Sirju. Run run run sirju, it's your shot. Jump into the fire. Fire is too hot, let it cool down, i will jump. What the hell is happening? Someone save me. Sir, cut the scene, sirju is notjumping in the fire. No, i won't cut until the shot is cleared. Producer has asked me to finish the scene today. Someone help me. In the shooting of mother india, sunil dutt saved nargis like this. They both got married later on. But i'm already married, what's my gain in this. Help me. Shanti is alone there, please go and save her. If you care about her then you go ahead and save her. Someone say "cut". Someone jump in the fire. Doctor can't you reduce your fee? You came for half shift. Is it painful? - Yes. Look here i'm talking to you. If something happened to you, what could i tell you mom? Look here i'm talking to you. But shanti was in fire... - to hell with shanti... there were many to save her. Who was coming to save you? Look here i'm talking to you. Then why are you moving here and there? Shut up. Thank god that you were burnt only on the back. If your face was burnt, then not only you couldn't become a superstar, but you would have to work in horror films. I would have. What could have happened? I would have burned, died. I didn't think anything at that moment. I just saw a wall of fire and behind that trapped shanti. You know, if required, i'll jump notjust once, not ten times, not hundred times but thousand times in the fires where shanti is trapped. In front of shanti's life, my dreams are nothing. Nothings matter. Now look here. Look here. What are you doing like this? I've met many people. But none of them did anything like this. That you did for me being just a stranger. I'm a stranger to you. But for me you're a part of myself without that i'm incomplete. What's your name? My name is the one who always with shanti. Om before shanti and after shanti. Look, i know you're not mute. If you won't tell me your name, how i will thank you. Om shanti - om i think i've seen you before. Yes, maybe on that premiere that night. On posters. You must have seen his film's posters. Madras raja he's rising star of south, omoswami shanti nathan. Who omoswami? You, who else. He's too down to earth. Who would believe his list film was a golden jubilee. Really? - Really? Really. You'll see, shanti ji. Very soon our om will dominate all of the bombay industry. Really? - Really. Of course. By the way, you have earned your first fan today. Not fan, a friend shanti ji. Not shanti ji, just shanti. Can i go? Okay there's rule in friendship. No sorry no thank you. Is this a dialogue from a film? Not yet. Om write his dialogues himself. Madam, no sorry no thank you. Son, what are you doing here? Our set is over there. Daddy i was writing dialogues. Wow, how he acts! Wow, how he acts! Wow, how he acts! Wow, how he acts! Tiger cat. Tiger... what a tiger. Oh you bad cat. You fat cat. Rascal cat. Take it. Take it. Take it... who's your daddy now? You want to say sorry? Pussy cat pussy cat. Where have you been? Have you been to london? To see the queen. Go see the queen. Find it. Are you fly you are not toy. How nice he flying. How nice he flying. You rascal! Mind it. Cut it. Super hit. What an acting sir. What an acting sir. Hey you go away only one line you remind. Gabru is she coming? Yes she is coming here. You just give autographs. Yes i m doing. Yes yes go. Naran lalla. Shiva ji ganeshan. Kamla hassan. Autograph please. Oh shanti. You when you come here? Just now. You gives a nice shot. Thanks. Its not a big shot. You see my next dead shot. I acts die real. My spot. My on the spot. And the main thing is that. I die in which movie. It goes super hit. Four times. Its double role sir its double role. Twine brothers. Before interval villain kill us. But after interval we have born again. And at climax we kill the villain and die again. Mind it. I am seeing first time who dies 4 times. Thank you. I like everything about movie. Action, lights, costume; autograph. Are you bored? Nothing. Nice. What you like about shooting? Pack up. Who told pack up? Hey find who tells pack up? Break time is over now. Shiva come everyman. Sir will you go in please? Come come. Easy man. Give me the watch. Its mine. No it's really mine. Please forgive me shanti. I am lying to you. But what can i do? You are the biggest star. And i am only a junior artist. Who tell this you are a junior artist? Om you jumped in fire to me. You are a hero. And if i can do anything to you. Then it's my pleasure. But i can'tjump in fire. No no. You can do this but. It's like to jump in fire to you. Brother why i feel that she not comes. I feel it too. I am joking man she will come. Have you fixed it all? Yes it's ok. And like this she can't forget it. Good luck. Which promise have you done? You have to complete it. If world will stops you. Sister. Who's om prakash? If you want to give then it's me. And if you want to take then he is. No shanti brings me here. She is very sad to not come here. Have you seen pappu. Break my heart with a style. Leave me man. Just ask for an evening. Nothing to break any mountain. Go and tell her. Don't do this again with anybody. It's my heart not a bangle. Broke it yet. You say yourself. Your prison is here. I was told him. You have to come. But he fool tells me that you can't come. What rubbish you talking? I was told you she has to come. Cut it cut it. How i can't come. I had a friendship. And it's to bear. You tell me no to say thank you. Don't ignore it. Do you know om? I don't remember that when was i was glade like this. But not like me. Do you see ever the seventh sky? Here in my foots. So you can't get upset ever? Nothing ever. And if i will. Then i see you picture. Because its the divert name of happiness to me shanti. The heart beat of everyone. Whole world love her. But worlds love will short some time. That's enough to get love from once. Just put your hand at once. You get your wish. It's your own to get every pleasure of this world. Just once you show yours. Then not you find happiness. Happiness finds you. True? Yes. I will get it om. I put my hand. And i will be happy. And i will be king of the world. Brother... hey why he dancing that much? Cut it! Om. And she too. She is ill sister. Leave it all and take it. I have to go. Where you go? Your sister in law's shooting at 7th floor. Beast... bester. Leave me for god sack. If we leave you for god then what we do? Fantastic. Good shot. Leave it man. They are even like this. Stop here. Hello madam. Come please. Shanti. Hey stop where are you going? She knows me. There is the make up room for stars. I am a star too. Come in. Oh boss coming hello sir. He was here now. Find where he is. You shut your mouth for god sack. Why i shut down? Because you do yours. See this magazine mukesh. Its write that you marrying with daughter of hersh mithel. And you get mithal studio in marring gift. It will just written and these gossips will print every day. Do you know why? Because we go to make a biggest movie till now. Om shanti om. I am the producer for it. And you are the heroin. And mithal is that man who helps us in this picture. She serves his 4 millions for this movie. Now please stop to behave like a child. And go and shoot. What comes to stop the shooting like this? You think just about prophet every time. You marrying mithals daughter just because this. But define me that please mr. Mehra. How can you do this marriage? Because you are already married. With me. Shanti please. Say slowly if anyone listen then? Why don't you understand? Why don't you understand mahesh? Its two years ago of our marriage but i cant take your hand in a few peoples. But for me its really important between 4 millions of mithal. I tell you about it which day you go outside with this. Then om shanti om will ends. Because no one will give me just a coin for married heroin's picture. Your faith will ends everything shanti. Not only your career mine feature too. You are my feature mukesh. I am your wife. You have to except me between all of them. And i have the rights for this. And i want my right today. Do this to deserve me happy. What is this nonsense shanti. You have to do om shanti om. This movie will begin once. Then after few months we tell everyone this. Everyone knows in few months. What do you mean? I mean that i am pregnant. And you have to be father mukesh. What. You are pregnant? Fantastic. Why don't you tell me before. True. Shanti you done true. You chosen your happiness. But don't think that my heart is braked. No... i am happy. I am happy. Because. You are happy. But. Tell to mr. Mehra i leave him this time. Just for you. If i get him in next life then i will... mind it. Are you bored yet? Thanks. Mukesh. Where you bring me? I don't want to see any set. To show you our shanti's set. Is it true? Its beautiful mukesh. Come on. This is the set of om shanti om. The most biggest set of the most biggest movie of india. But now there is nothing any shooting. Infect it will be break down in some days. Because i was do this film to you. But no one can take your place shanti. And there is a big party before it down. For our marriage. Is it true mukesh? Of corse of corse. My heart. Our guests are comes from here. And here is a 40 pieces orchestra plays your favorite songs. And here is a big mountain which falls champion not water. And here in the shadow of this beautiful lightning. Is the place of our marriage where we take our 7 rounds. Before everyone. I cant believe it. Mukesh wasn't think that you can love me that much. I am sorry for not believe in you. No i am sorry for you trust me. If you cant do this then how can i see the dreams? But i have seen to be a biggest man of this industry. But now that dream comes bigger like this. Will break your trust. But not this dream. You are hurting me mukesh. No you are hurting me. Do you think this. No always not. Why you do this all? Everything was going perfect. We have mithal's money also. You was being to be a biggest heroin of india. And will be the biggest producer. No because its just your now listen to me. I cant marry you and nor i can return mithal's money. But here is only one way. Just because of you i have to crush whole set. I am sorry. What a shit? I have decide to burn it. But it cant burn ionely. Here the cause burns with it. You. I am sorry shanti. But. I think its off. No... mukesh. No... no... mukesh. Mukesh. Mukesh... open it. Please open. Please no no. Mukesh. Shanti. Om let me out. Check she cant go outside. Shanti... om... om... om... shanti... om... congratulations mr. Kapoor. It comes a boy. What happened doctor? Mr. Kapoor i am afraid. Its bad news. That man which comes with you. We can't save him. Oh my god. What happen now nasir. Don't worry sir. It was an accident. Doctor says that he was almost died. But nasir what about his family? I am your secretary sir i can handle it all. Today is birthday of om kapoor, son of rajesh kapoor. And his all fans are here to wish him happy birthday. I would have wonderful bedroom, like in yash chopra's set with rounded bed, and when i'll wakeup in the morning, than before my feet touches to the floor, one servant will bring velvet sleepers into my feet when i'll go outside, wearing raj kumar's silk gown the other servant will give me a glass ofjuice, superstar om kapoor, whose nick is ok, has come to his balcony, hi dad! Happy birthday here comes superstar, om kapoor. He's just four hours late, sir autograph, he's quite short in his real life, dad, it's 4 o clock, when will hero arrive? Iooks like i'll have an attack, ready sir, are you director? Yes sir, tell me the scene! Common tell me the scene! As you see it's a climax scene sir, and in this our actress natasha is going to... marry our villain, ranbheer that's so rocks babe, rocks? Nokia, bluetooth, you keep talking and i'll keep talking, sir raj, means your heart is breaking! He wants to say to actress, but he can't why? Am i mute? Correct sir, you remember your mother's death scene! So there's also a mother in this scene! Yes in mother's death scene you shouted this much, that your voice is gone forever. At this point, for the last time, you want to see natasha, but you can't see her, why? Why? Because you are blind too, so i'm a blind too, i see. No sir you don't i don't? Background music begins, and your walk away from marriage spot starts, and natasha turn around and sees you, natasha sees me, but natasha was blind... no sir, blind is you, no, but i was mute. Sir, you are mute, and also blind, and when natasha says you... please stop raj, but you won't stop, because you are deaf too. In background natasha's marriage, and in foreground you and your heart voice. Ok, i'm angry now, voice, one second... let me hear dialogues, natasha, i want to say, that i want to take you away from the spot, but i'm cursed, i can not stand up from the wheel chair, and my both hands are cut off. Wow, my both hands are cut off. What the hell is this. In this film, is there any body part of hero is in working order or not? Of course, as you see, his painful heart. Won't pain in heart but will definitely pain in head, watching to this movie, this film will get critical acclaim, and also awards, but tell you what, this film is flop! This film is gone, you are dead old man. You are dead! Unless, unless, i think of something as usual! In this situation, there must be an item song to express the pain. There must be something painful qawali, but i have done it... painful rock... no no... i think it should be like painful... disco! Disco! But sir the one have no hand, eyes and ear, how can he do disco. Idiot! Dream sequence, ok can do anything! Common girls, and listen, the actress is quite bad! Is she your girlfriend? No sir, she's of him, papa! You must change her! Bring up 4 or 5 item girls, besides her, i'm telling you, your film will be hit because of this song. Common! Cheer up! And pack up! Cut the scene! Who brought up the fire! Don't you know he is afraid of fire, afraid of fire, i didn't know! Take me home. Take me home! Pack up! Please everyone, i'm ok! My son! Om my son! Where you gone! You know, how long i've been waiting for you! Manwar! Hey security guys! When are you coming back home! Son! Tell me, listen to me om! Om! Om! Leave me! Leave me! Who is she old woman? She reaches at every studio! I feel something looking to her! She's is mad, she thinks that you are her son! Dude i'm a star, and all woman in india thinks me of their son that's good, but this is not! Make sure it won't happen again! You could get hurt! Move it damn! Pappu, he left me again, please stop him. Why you trouble yourself? That's not our om! He's om kapoor! Only his face resembles to our om! No pappu, he's my om. My son om! Hello, this is my son om! Sure and yes amitabh bachan is my father, there are many reasons of blackouts and headache but he don't have any of them, cancel all the dates of that, fool producer and his son and give all the dates to our superhero film! Superheroes are in! I will give them date, but how can they create set in one day! Shut up! If there is no set than, we can shoot in real location, everything is ok with ok. Ok! And please shove this up your nose! Shove it up your nose! Shove it up your nose common! Common, shove it up your nose! Common! Go on! No sneeze ok! After this you going to try other holes! I've been driving for an hour! Where is this goddamn place? Can't you set near home? We were going to setup near home, but you said, that make it real location! In such less time, this location is ready! What's good in this location, except being in china! This is studio is completely burnt! Than why are we going there! It's quite perfect according to the look what director wants he wanted ruins! No such place, worse than this! What? I've hared that 30 years ago, there was a great incident. It was a big set, but fire took place, before shooting begin. And whole things burnt up! The picture was banned, in which this set was chosen but along with, the whole studio got wasted! It's a very unlucky place! What a wonderful location! It's unlucky! Set got burnt! Studio got wasted, film got banned! Well-done anwar! Well-done you idiot! Anwar did we come here before? No way! No one comes here! It's the first time shooting here in 30 years! who'll clear it, your father! Star! Face! How can i be star with this name! Hey, where are you going, afterwards, it's stars' makeup room welcome sir! Dude, what a location, check it out! This wild old world place! Anwar! Come with me i'll show you makeup room it's in this building, on 2nd floor! Right! How do you know? Common let go, show us rooms common! Who! Creepy dude! Sir shot is not here! It's going back there! Yeah yeah! God! I'm so hot babes, what kind of costume is this! Seems like torturing me, and what's the reason of wearing this underwear over the costume! Dude you are a superhero, rescuer of love, mohabbat man! I feel more like a moron man! Spiderman & superman used to wear same underwear! You have double role! We can recognize real superhero, by this underwear! Dude that's a good idea! This is my last shot, because you know i don't' do retakes because when ok gives take, than it must be ok! Action! Mohabbat man, save me! Mohabbat man! To the rescue uri baba! Save me! Help! Mohabbat man, to the rescue! Common baby, fly with me! Uri baba uri baba what you say baby! Have fun? Yes! Let's dance is that you? What's with mohabbat man? What the fish! I'm going to check on to the weather guy! I don't believe this! Hey hero, bring me a coffee! Who's there dude? Hello! Anybody here? Sir! Sir, what are you doing here? Whose going to win the best actor award? I know it'll go with om kapoor, my friend! What you say! Om kapoor is just wow! Some stupid, i'm going to win of course! Ok! Ok! Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the filmfare award! I'm here to protest against removing this slum! Om kapoor! Who is this? Chunkey pandey going to win ok what ok? There's only fk ok! Ok! Of course it'll be of my son hrithik roshan! I think, it'll have to be me! Om and me... can't talk in camera we are just good friends! Om kapoor and me, what should i say? We are just good friends om kapoor and me, are just good friends! Om kapoor and me, we are just good friends! I think it should get to om kapoor! Om kapoor who? Ok! This year nominees for best actors are... have a look! Best actor nominees! Abhishek bachan, in dhoom 5 this time he's not a cop! This time he's not with a babe! This time he's not going to lose! Because this time he's not in the film! What? Om kapoor in phir bhi dil hai n.r. I rahul, must have heard this name! Om kapoor once more in main bhi hoon na! Rahul... must have heard the name! Akshay kumar in the return of khiladi! Right right, anyway! To present the best actor's award, legends, subhash ghai, and rishi kapoor! Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Best actor means a person who bring out somebody's soul into his soul, he is a good actor and the good actor is, and the winner is, and the winner is om kapoor! I'm the best! You are laughing much! You are laughing much! This is my award, this is cheating! This award is fraud! I will have award? Of course you will! Take it, from me this bottle is your award for me! Yes! I just want to say! I tried hard to achieve you, every thing propagates to make me meet you! It's said if you want something desperately whole world tries to have you achieve that, today you all made me meet to what i want, thank you! Thank you very much! I'm thankful to you all, that you make my dream reality, that i feel like the king of the world! And i also got contented to this, that like our film in our real lives, everything get better in the end, you know, happys endings! And if things not get better, than that's not the end! It means film is still remaining! Om! Common this party is for you! Are you ok? Dad! I don't know! I was thinking... what if i wasn't you son, i wasn't om kapoor, i was some ordinary om, i could never get all this! This stardom, name, and there must be some bottle beside award in my hand, and drunk! I want to promise you today dad, i'll work hard, and i'll try being a better actor, and if not that, at least i'll try being a better son yeah! Om! I'm so proud of you! This party is for you, and special guests too, and get ready for a surprise! Ladies and gentlemen! This is for my dear friend and my favorite actor, om kapoor! Ok! We love you! Om, meet my friend mukesh mehra! Top producer of our time, he's been in hollywood for last 25 years he just came back, and he want to make a big film with you! Its' great mukesh! Call me mike! Everyone in hollywood ups! Om shake hand common! Its' fantastic! Fantastic! Common let's celebrate! Om! You arrived! Yes mom! You've taken much time! I was afraid! Very filmy! What's to worry about that's doesn't matter how long it takes, i must come home! Alright! Than why you left me alone! Please just forgive me today! I couldn't recognize you! But you recognized me, really, only mom can have such heart! My son, my hero! My omii! Omi! You've become old, yeah you still the same, and also became a star! I remember you said, the put kapoor after your name! You seen pappu! I told you, that my son will become star one day! Tell me you won't leave me again! No, i won't leave you! I won't go anywhere, and this time, everything will going to be fine, really! Really! No one agrees to this story! Sometimes, truth is different from stories! We can't prove anything to anyone! That scoundrel will be saved once again, we didn't find shanti's corpse there om! We couldn't find about you too! If you want anything with all your heart, the whole world begins effort to make you meet to that, that's what we used to say! That mukesh mehra is thinking that... he is totally saved, there's no witness, nor evidence, but... that's the game of nature, that god brought him once again to me, my visit to that studio, my recognition of myself, my meeting with mom, meeting to you, it's not a co incidence, it's not coincidence, no... no! Someone else is writing this story! And this time, ending of this story, is in our hands, i can not forget, shanti's screams, i couldn't save her at that time, because i was bound, i was nothing, but this time the tables have turned! And mukesh mehra must be punished! This time, it'll be justice with shanti! She'll have justice, and this time, everything will be fine, because, the picture is still remaining! Still remaining, my friend! You want to remake the film "om shanti om" that's ridiculous, i'm serious mukesh! You know mukesh, i have been offered but om shanti om, that's cool, it has emotion, drama, action romance, i'm sure it's going to be a block buster mukesh! Rebirth, who believe in this shit nowadays? That doesn't matter, if anyone believes or not, you just have to believe as a maker, you have to in the script mukesh! Call me mike, everyone in hollywood does, mukesh became mike, that's funny, mike! And that film's climax was not written, om! That project was bloody jinx! Bloody curse! What curse! Cursing was just for that insurance company who has given you 4 times value of studio when it got burnt! And you got married to... harsh mithal's daughter, you went to hollywood, millions of dollars you have, you haven't taken one shot, and om shanti om became the biggest movie of your carrier, where is the bloody curse mike? You know much about me om! No! Call me ok! Everyone in bollywood does, got you! Yeah! And i also know that, there was an incident at your set, to you actress, what's her name? Sha... shanti! Shanti what? Shanti priya shanti priya! What happened? What become of shanti priya! She... she disappeared! I tried much to find her, but gone! Gone they say, you can find god if you search it looks like you didn't intent to find her, mike! It's a joke, chill dude! Hey get away! Are you ok? I'm not ok! No i'm not ok! I'm scared of fire! Really! I'm scared of fire mike! Seriously speaking, if you want to do any work with me, it must be om shanti om otherwise i'm not interested mike! You know, you are so much stubborn ok! I know that! I like that! I'm going to america for a month, as i come back and you... and you'll find your actress, we'll shoot! You got it! You got it! Mike! And... don't worry about the climax mikey! I'll write this story's climax myself, this time! Cheers! To a new beginning! No no... to a new end! Mike! One "chutki sindur", take five. What you know about the value of one "chutki sindur" ramesh. What you know about the value of one "chutki sindur" ramesh. What you know about the value of one "chutki sindur" ramesh. What you know "yogesh"? Not yogesh, ramesh... ramesh... now say! One "chutki". What is this one "chutki" price. Say politely... what you know about the value of one "chutki sindur" ramesh. Blessing of ishwer... ishwer... what? Kill me... kill me... stupid acting. Suhagan's crown... one "chutki"... sindur! What else? Every women's dream one "chutki sindur" say it... one "chutki sindur" every women's dream... aunty who let you in? Who you are calling aunty, old man? Aunty you mom. I would do it myself, if this was 15/20 years later. Ok omi, this was last batch. Yeah, but none was like shanti we will find one definitely. We don't have enough time pappu. Mukesh mehra will return in few days, when, how she will be find? Excuse me. Is om kapoor there? No he is not here. Its pack up, come tomorrow for audition tomorrow? But watch man said he is in. I have come from bangalore for this, please give me one chance. I am big fan of o.k. Audition is just an excuse to meet him. I just! Pappu please turn on the lights. Papa... hero is here! Really, its only 11 o'clock apahij pyar short three take one. Excuse me, take one more, i can do better then this. What you know about the value of one "chutki sindur" blessings of god one "chutki sindur" blessings of god one "chutki sindur" suhagan's crown... one "chutki sindur" suhagan's crown... one "chutki sindur" why you are laughing? Is this joke, pappu she cant be our shanti. She is not like shanti. But you can try, everyone is trying here. You made her cry! Om. We all are trying, but she doesn't even know what is this, and our plan. What plan? This is only going to happen if mukesh take her as shanti. She is only look like shanti, mukesh will find out about her then. And plan fail. Om. Then we must tell her everything, what is this and why this so important. Before acting, she has to understand shanti, om shanti om is my life story, and i should have tell you earlier. Because you cant be shanti if you don't feel the pain of om. But what would i told, no one would believe in this story. Not even you. Me? You jumps from 50th floor and stand i believe you. You save heroine from 100 villain, i believe you. You fly, walk on water i believe everything, then why you this i wont believe this story? There is still time, this time i will truly try. Mommy? I am glad, fool. In such a short time you got sad script and heroine. My people have already arranged the opening ceremony this ceremony, prays... is this all necessary? I don't believe in this too, that's why we have arrange some thing different from all the places you find this place? You know... yeah this is the place where fire burned the whole set. I know every thing, that's i have chose this place. Start unfinished story from the same place where its left sir, why you started om shanti om, if we wont start then how it will finish? And that's the director of this film. You should have ask me once. There are many things ahead which you were never expected. You can call him mukesh mehra. Heroine of this movie, what's her name? Dolly. You will like her she is very sexy. No... no... she is dolly's mom. What's her name? Kamani. Baby was so excited even not sleeping, i mention her dark circles then she dozed off. I never compromise with my beauty sleep. Yeah i can see that. Baby? Baby, respectfully greet him. Pappu, we are coming at the set is mom ready? Yeah mommy is ready, but she is over acting... that's our family problem. Hey mommy, lets move. What move, you don't understand, let me come in my character. Move, move every thing is ready there. Forget my line. Don't go inside. I need ponytail like mike in my next movie. What happen mikey? Why you put set here? I told you about that circle of life... i know... don't go inside... don't go inside... she is waiting for you. She wont spear you. Who? Who wont spare him? Shanti... don't cry baby you care about your eye liner, she is mad mommy. Is any one inside? Nice set mikey? He is villain of our movie like you. Coconut breaking time. Take it for shanti, om shanti, shanti om. It will break in first try, or its not a good sign. It didn't break... no problem, try again. Bad luck let me do it. No... i will do it. No problem mikey, who breaks coconut in hollywood. But here we break coconut before every kind of work. At this time tribute to the actress whom this film was written. I believe where ever she is, she is looking at us. Now i request dolly to light the dia, and take blessings from her. Come on dolly, i will move there. By pressing this button there will be spark at the photo. If that wont happen... i will give you slap. Its not working, what happen. I think that's wire's problem. Someone help with fire. Don't go inside... wow mommy nice acting, here's iron coconut for you. Here's fake eyebrow form me. It was fun right? No... big fun is tomorrow. You know the plan? What if i made mistake, no... no... you wont. Don't be nerves lets discuss the plan once again. Everyone will be there at the shooting tomorrow. Baby don't sms, practice for the dialogues mukesh mehra too. Madam your short is ready, let me refresh my makeup. Not yours, dolly madam's. I will sms to mukesh from dolly's phone. I will write "come to makeup room alone." And i know him, he will go there. Pappu he is coming, go take sandy to the room. Where is dolly's mom. Kamani jee? She went for the touchup. Where? You know... where is she... where is aunty? Kamani jee. Kamani jee, o.k. You. Why he is following me? You left this makeup compact, i have come to return it. Why you, you should send it by any spot boy. Kamani jee, one minute come here. What are you doing? Compact was an excuse actually i wanted to meet you in person. Why? Because i always like older women. When i saw you first time, i have known we will have something but i never expected that sudden, you should work for hollywood. I can take you there. Mikey! Someone inside. There is someone inside too... mikey you look like you have seen ghost. I told baby do not remove the makeup. What are you doing kamani gee, mikey come on nobody is here. You saw somebody go out or came inside, by the way mikey what you were doing in dolly's room? Yeah... what you were doing? I was looking for bathroom, i was lost. Next time go to my green room for bathroom, respect women. What you say kamani gee? And love too... how you feeling, i mean you are not coming at shoot everybody miss you. Producers have other work too, and you are there to take care of shooting. Yes of course, i am there. Shall we begin the scenes? Projectionist put reel number 9. You will be surprised. I didn't know ramesh, you love me that mush, and want to marry me, here? Forgive me ramesh, i didn't trust you. You are going to land from there in wedding dress like fairy. Have you seen her? Who dolly? No other girl. Blessings of god one "chutki sindur" suhagan's crown... one "chutki sindur" don't drink mikey, i think you are drunk. Every women's dream one "chutki sindur" turn off the projector, turn on the lights no one is on the screen, its dolly. Put this reel once again. Watch now, there is no one. Blessings of god one "chutki sindur" suhagan's crown... one "chutki sindur" every women's dream one "chutki sindur" see every thing is fine. How this could happen? What could happen? I swear o.k. She was here. I saw her. Here, there, where is that girl you are watching every where. At sets, at make room and here too! You know everyone is saying you are insane. If press find about this... so what am i mad, i am handling every thing alone. You don't even care. And this madness, don't know what happen to you. I don't understand what's going on, i think i should go back to america. I will go back on tomorrow night's flight. No. Mikey you can not go back, i mean in 2 days we are launching music. You have to stay for that. No. O.k. I cant stay, i must go back. And you can handle music launch what's a big deal. In the show press, media and everyone will be there. If producer wont there, how it will look. And i am not you servant, i can not handle every thing for you. One more thing, i can do 10 more movies. And the money you got from market for om shanti om, if it stopped again, you will be on road mikey. You wont do it. I can do this, and i will do it. If you want this thing done, come to the music launch. You gone mad om, how we can prepare everything in two days only. This plan was after 3 weeks. You were there pappu, i had no choice, he was going back to america. I though music release would stop him. But how we are going to finish this plan in two days? There are a lot more work to do at set, artist even sandy is also not ready. I will try om. But if made mistake then? No mistake sandy. We have to make mukesh believe that shanti has really come back. You have to scare him till, he speak the truth. Truth! I have doubt on you plans. Scare him like karz movie. Forget it om he will run tonight if you really need something, the whole world would come to help you he will definitely come, don't worry. Go pappu prepare every thing, i know he will come. Because the movie still not end. Guest will come on flowers sheet from here. There will be 40/30 orchestra playing only shanti's songs there will be fountain falling champaign rather then water. And there will be wedding stage right below this huge lamp. Who are you and how you know all this? Yeah you have discuss all this with shanti in person. Yeah but there was someone else too, who saw your sin too. That was me mukesh. No, how this could happen? That's impossible but that's true. I died with shanti too, i was junior artist in you big movies, i couldn't save my shanti. But i will fight for herjustice you will be punished, mukesh sandy its you queue, you know what you have to do? Yeah, but i am afraid. Its not time to be scared, its time to scare him. Everything is up to you now. So you going to hang me, by telling your reincarnation story ok let me confess myself, coz. Who is going to ask me you or duplicate shanti? What were you thinking, you will plan this whole thing and i will speak the truth? You know ghost doesn't get hurt, there blood don't fall out. He knows every thing, stop shanti. Pappu, door is jammed. Court ask for evidence, and you don't have it. Because if i killed shanti where is her body? Yet nobody find her body. And without evidence, even god cant harm me. I will give the evidence mukesh. Yeah i was waiting for you, you don't have to do stupid acting anymore. Stop this rubbish or i! Or what you will kill me? "Sandy, he knows every thing" how many times you will kill me? "Sanday, he knows every thing go away" shut up both of you, i don't want to listen your bullshit. You have to listen mukesh, listen carefully, when fire extinguished you came back again mukesh yeah... so? To bury my body. This is nonsense. I was alive mukesh, i was breathing. How you know all this? And you bury me alive. How you know all this? Here under this lamp, who are you? Stop sandy! Court need evidence? Evidence will be found. Nothing will find here, nothing is here. Shanti's body will be found under this lamp. Shut up, nothing is under this lamp. Which you buried that night. Nothing is here... no. Om you don't kill him. No. His is going to die by my hand, he will die but not with you hand. Om... omi... om... and you bury me alive. Shanti's body will be found under this lamp. Om... i am sorry... movie still remain my friend! |
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