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Pitchfork (2016)
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- Thanks a lot asshole! Trish, what'd I do? - No, not you. Some guy just drove by and blew a bunch of dust. But anyhow, there's no way I'm giving up my weekend getaway with Sam just so my dad can have me working on the farm all weekend. I can't wait to get out of this freaking town. - Well you could've gotten a flight to Miami with me. - Well at least you get out. But I'll be there and soon we'll be having margaritas on the beach. Country? Country get back here! Let me call you back, I'm gonna kill this dog. Country? Country? If you don't get back here I'm gonna turn your ass into beef jerky. Country? Country? Country are you okay? No! - Why exactly are we sitting in the middle of this hay field? - I don't know, Lenox, I guess, I don't know, to tell you guys thank you. And I mean that, like thanks for coming with me, it means a lot to me. I mean this is the first time seeing my dad since telling him over the phone. This is the first time even speaking to him. As you all know I'm just super nervous about it. - Oh don't be nervous, mi Amore. We all love you. You're our GBFF. - We got your back, love, you know that. - And your front. - You mean a lot to us dude. We are more than happy to be here to support you. - You know I just have to warn you guys though, small town views, they're not like New York city views, you know? I mean. I don't know how my dad will treat me now that he knows. I think he's more worried about what people will say about having a gay son if that makes sense. - Then don't be gay? Change it, problem solved. - That's like me telling you not to be an asshole. You can't change it, you were born that way. I swear to god if you don't keep your opinions to yourself, I am gonna. - It's okay. I'm gonna have to get used to it now. I mean I know my dad is probably gonna have the same opinion. It's gonna be rough. - Rough? I guess you haven't had Mrs. Adams class and her stupid improv exercises. - She's nuts. - But you know, don't get me wrong guys, my parents are good people. - Aw, I'm sure they are love. But I hope they understand, this big barn dance, you promised us. - Don't worry you'll get your freakin' country barn dance. - Oh my god, I can't like wait to pop an Amish guys cherry. Yeehaw. No but seriously. - Come on people. We have to fun this trip. This is our last big shin dig before we start planning the big wedding. - Oh yeah. - Oh yeah. The big italiano themed wedding. - Oh hell yeah man. That's how Kanye married his goddess KK. - Oh shut up. - Seriously? - What? Psh. - What the hell was that? - Oh em gee, that's some of animal or something. - Is that even an animal? - That sounded like someone just died. That's freaky. - Okay old farms really freak me out. - Old farms? How bout' corn fields? Go in one of those and never come back out. - So true. - Oh and the scarecrows are so creepy. It's like a cult or something. - Oh scary. - That's just some cat call for some dirty old hillbilly who's meowing into the country air. - Like you would know what that is, rocky. Hunter, could that be normal? - Is that normal? Guys, this is the country, what's normal? I mean look at all of us. Look at Lenox. - Ha ha, very funny. - What? - Infinity. It's time for the one I love the most. - Infinity, it's time for the one I love the most. If you love me so much, why don't I have this jacket? - Now you're asking for too much. You'll get a ring from me before you get this jacket. - Ready to do this? Mission plant a rainbow in the countryside. - Oh yeah. You know, rumor has it, you've planted your rainbow on every street corner in New York City. From the boys to the girls. - Come to think, I was actually about to tell you I loved you. Glad I didn't, ha! I'm driving. - Alright, shotgun. - Come on, come on. - Ready to go. Let's yeezy out of this bitch. - That's right. - Jesus. Looks like the breakfast club just puked on my lawn. - Wayne, you promised me you'd behave. - Dad. - Hunter. - Come here. - Hey mom. - Look at you. You're looking skinnier, are you eating enough? - Yeah. I eat plenty enough. Mom. Dad. This is the gang. There's Gordon. - Hi, ma'am. Sir. - Claire, Matt. That's rocky. Janelle. Lenox and that's Flo. - Be right back. - Thanks so much Mr and Mrs Killian for letting us all stay. Farms beautiful here. - Yeah let's go cow tipping. - Yeah. - There's no such thing as cow tipping, little lady. They sleep laying down. It's horses that sleep standing up. - Let's go horse tipping. - Honey just bite your tongue. - So how was your trip? Did it feel long? - It's not that bad when you got a car full of entertainers. Expect some good times, except when somebody in your group sounds like one of your chickens. - Hey! Rocky. - We don't have chickens, genius. - Guys? Knock it off. - You said it's Claire, right? - Yeah. - You know you're, you're a lot prettier then my son mentioned. - Oh well, thank you. I heard you were quite the charmer. It's really hunter who's so amazing. We love him so much. - Yeah. - Where's Jenny, mom? - Oh she's out doing chores. You know Jenny, she gets with those animals and she could spend hours out there. Maybe even all night. I'll get her. Jenny! - You're home! - Holy shit. Is that what we heard earlier? - Yo, watch your mouth bro. There's old people around. - Hey. - I missed you so much. Don't stay away so long. - Hey, anything for you, Jenny. So are you surviving the big city life? - Oh yeah it's perfect for me. I mean, there's always something going on, there's always places to see. And the people, you'd love all the different types of people there. - Really? - Oh yeah. - Do most of them look like that? - They should be so lucky. - Says the little girl covered in shit. - So Jenny what have you been up to? From the mud on your boots today it looks like you've been working. You pretty much running this farm? - I wish. Pretty much just chores. Taking care of all of the animals. Guess what? - Huh? - I pulled three calves this morning. Y'all have to come see them. - Aw, that'd be amazing. Right guys? - Yeah that's our little animal whisperer. - It's a good boy. It's okay, boy. Good boy. Nothing's there. - Come on Jenny, get that horse put away and then you could help us get everybody settled in and then show em' around the farm. - K, mom! It's okay boy. - Sounds like a plan to us. - Just get em' unpacked and show em' to their rooms. - Come on guys, hurry up, let's go. Get your bags. There's some barn dancing we gotta get ready for. - Yeehaw! - The hell she just say? Barn dance? - You might like it. It'll be fun. - Can't believe my son is a fairy. - Well. Maybe he gets it from your side of the family. - Be patient. He'll come around. - I hope so. - Well love is love. But, just need to give him a little more time. - More time, mom? How much more time? I mean, I mean now I feel like I'm living two different lives. You know? Like. I don't know like I'm two different people. - Well I don't want you feeling like you have to live that way anymore. You know how your father can be, he's, slow to understand and accept things that he doesn't know much about. - Yeah. - But he does love you. You know that. - Mom. - Well even if he can't say it to you. - Mom, the way he treats me right now. It makes me feel like I need to live in this dark shadow of something I'm not. - Oh, baby. - You think that's love? Remember how life used to seem all fun and innocent at that age? - Well, it's just how you look at things as you grow older. - Yeah. - But don't you let experience take away that fun and innocence. Right? - Yeah. - Keep those high hopes. - Thanks mom. Anytime, sweetie. That's what I'm here for. - Let's go you two, we gotta get cleaned up and get this little one to bed. - Come on, dad. Just tonight with hunter and his friends. I wanna have fun and dance too. - Over my dead body we stay up tonight hanging with hunter and his people. - Did someone say barn dance? - You've got to be kidding me. Hi. Oh is this real? - Matt, why aren't you dancing? - We're in it. We're all in it. - I'm Flo. - You know, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me. - Really? - Yeah. - Well. I'll always be around. Kid. - You don't speak? - Hey hookers. Come on, let's go. Let's take a selfie. - Matt, where are you going? - Claire! Come back here. - K, everybody say cornfield, ready, one, two, three. - Cornfield! - Did it take? - Oh shit. It's on recording. - Oh it's on record. - Is it on record again? - Jenny, lights out, time for bed. - Okay, dad. What's all that noise? - It's nothing, dad. You're no fun. - I know. Don't want you sneaking out. You hear me? - No, I won't. - You better not. Tuck, tuck, tuck. Tuck, tuck, tuck. - Goodnight, dad. - Goodnight, honey bear. - Daddy? - What is it? - You forgot to check in my closet. - Jenny? This isn't funny, let me out. - It wasn't me. Dad? Dad? - Gotcha. - Not funny. Dad. You didn't check under my bed either. - Really? You didn't learn your lesson just now from the closet? There are no monsters in your bedroom. - Now you've got me even more scared, dad. Pretty please? - Alright. Lucky you're my favorite. - Daddy what are you doing? Daddy, please stop. You aren't being funny, I'm not falling for it this time. Daddy? Daddy? - Wayne? Wayne? Come on, kids. Is that one of you? Because I said the house is off limits tonight. Come on, hunter, you know better. Ow. Dammit! Someone is in a whole heap of trouble. Wayne! - Matt? - I was wondering when we get some alone time this weekend. - Yeah I bet you see infinity in my eyes. - It's not your eyes I wanna see right now. - Oh yeah? Or shut the hell up and fuck me already. - Matt! Matt! Hey. Gordon. - Hey. - Have you seen Matt? - You know, being here with you like this, it's like, back in the day when we were kids. It used to be so much fun. - I know. Suddenly there is something serious to do like grow up. - So, is everything okay? - Yes. - Happy with Matt? - Yes. - I don't get it. Why that douche bag? - Gordon. Thank you for always having my back and looking over me like a big brother but, I'm happy, I'm okay. - I hate that. - Hate what? That I like him? In his own childish way I think he's a good guy. - No, no, not that. That, you've never seen me beyond this, big brother thing. - Cause Gordon, you're my best friend. You think best friends make the best lovers? - Where the fuck's Claire? - You fuck, you didn't just do that to me. - Do what? We just fucked, relax. - I heard what you said. Where's Claire? - What you think because we fucked that I'm yours for the weekend? You know how this works. - Well you don't have to throw it in my face either. - I'm out of here. - You know, Mr. Killian is screwing with us, but we're gonna show cow tipping's real. - Yeah and I've read online you can do that shit in the middle of the night. - Do you believe everything you read online? - Whatever. Alright. Here you go, baby. - Oh, mm-mm. - Just take it. - No. - Just a little bit. - I'll pass. - Okay. You haven't had a drop to drink this whole party. - I know. - And we're suppose to be celebrating. - Yeah well that's because I have something I need to tell you. - Oh god, please. No not another, I wanna try the south beach Atkins, paleo insanity diet, rock workout project, okay no. - I'm pregnant. - Whatchu talkin' bout' Willis? - Rocky. I'm having your baby. - A baby? - Yeah. - My baby? - No, Willis's baby. - Who's Willis? - Shut up and give me those lips. - Shit, yeah, a baby, uh huh. I think were gonna call it south west. Everybody go oh, oh. Let me hear you cows go moo, moo. Moo! Moo, moo, moo, moo! - Rocky! - What? - While you're hyping the cows, I'm gonna be over there tipping them. - Oh-oh! - Yes. Drink that shit, bro. Yes! Down in one. - Hey I like your shirt. - Yeah? Thanks. Yeah it's actually made by a gay designer from Michigan so. Yes, fuck yeah. Drink that shit. Down in two! Yes! Yo what the fuck are you doing, bro? - Fuck you, man. She was lost out looking for your dumbass. - You're pathetic. You think a gamer nerd like yourself has a chance of getting with a chick like this? - A chick like this, what's that suppose to mean? There's nothing wrong with Gordon, Matt. - Please. I've heard the stories. You've been following her around the past 12 years. It's actually kinda sad. - Don't listen to him, Gordon. - Shouldn't say that. - Hey, hey, hey, guys, guys. Stop, stop. - Where were you anyhow? - Me? Where was I? I was off looking for you. Where were you? Off fucking him? - Bullshit! What the hell is she doing with this jacket? - Oh my god, what has gotten into you? - What's gotten into me? Maybe I should ask you that. - You know, Jesus you are so insecure and jealous. She probably took it when I wasn't looking. - I'm sure this glitter on your face is your new look too? I'm sure this jacket isn't the only thing that kept you warm tonight. - No it was... - oh you fell on your back, you must feel right at home, slut. - Claire. Claire, Claire wait. - Stop. - Claire? How did you become so good at fucking things up? - What? I didn't do anything. She took my jacket. - Fuck you. - Alright, let's go, party is over. Everyone out. Let's go. - Lenox, what the fuck are you doing? You alright? - See I told you cow tipping is real. - Yeah for 25 freaking cows. - Hey. Well you could've stopped at three like I told you. - I'm not gonna let you push over one cow with you being all pregnant and all. - Oh you don't need to be chill. - Who's there? Hello? - Rocky. I don't like this. - Hey. It's just someone playing a game with us, alright? Alright guys. Yo Matt man if that's you I swear to god man. Babe? Get in quick, go, go. Where are the keys? - You have them. - Open the fucking door! Go, go. Get up baby, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go! Alright babe. I need you to go ahead alright? This fuckers mine. - No, no... - Babe, go! Oh fuck. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, baby. No, no, no, no, no. Oh my god, no baby, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh god no! - Hello? Mr and Mrs Killian? Jenny! - Hey, hey, hey, Claire, Claire. - There's blood all over Jenny's room. - What? Blood? Is anyone up there? - I didn't see her parents, I didn't see Jenny. - Alright, hey, hey, hey, go to the barn, get everyone, okay? Go now, go. Wait, Claire! - Yeah? - I don't have my phone. - Here, use mine. - Okay. Hey, hey, hey. Find the others, I'll call the police. Mom! Dad! - 911, what's your emergency? - I'm not sure but, I think something bad has happened to my family. Jenny! - Guys! Guys we need to go right now, please. Guys we have to go, please right now. - Jesus Christ, Claire, what the fuck is... - Matt, no, no, no, there's blood everywhere in the house, on the floor, on the walls. - Wait, wait, wait, calm down, what do you mean, blood? - Really mature way to get both of their attention. Really nice. - Coming from the Jersey girl that speaks with a British accent. - Works for Madonna. - Oh guys, come on, break it. - Has anyone seen the Van? It's not in front of the house anymore. - Well shit, where did the Van go? - I don't know, we have to go now, Gordon please, I'm so scared. - Okay, Matt and I will look for the Van, you guys just stay right here, alright? Come on. - I'm gonna look for the others. - Wait you can't just leave me like that. - What do you think? You just fucked my boyfriend. - Oh so just like that, you're gonna throw our friendship out the window? - Made your bed, Lenox. - Claire. Matt's a player. Do you think I'm the only one? You're a lot more stupid than I thought. - What do you mean? - Lenox! - No! - Gordon. Gordon get up, please. Gordon? Gordon. - Call me. I just rocked your world. God hunter. Didn't warn me about that. Loves me. Loves me not. Loves me. Loves me not. Loves me. Loves me. Oh it's not a costume party but fuck dude, that's an amazing killer costume. K you fucking pervert. Get your dog show on the road. Not a cornfield. I thought I was the one who's suppose to fall, pig. You lose. No, no, no, no, no, no. - Call it in! - Officer Hughes and bay onsite with the disturbance reported at the old Killian farmhouse. Everything seems quiet and safe. - Drop your doughnut and get out of the car. If this was karaoke you'd be front and center. - If this was karaoke you'd be front and center. - Do you have a dad? I'm Jenny. What's your name? Please, please. Please don't, please. Please. Here boy. It's okay, boy. Here boy. It's okay, boy. It's okay. Here boy. It's okay. It's okay. Here boy. Here boy. I can sense you're probably so scared. But you've hurt too many people already. My parents. You just can't hurt anybody else. Will you stop? Will you stop for me? Don't hurt anybody else! - Mom. - Please help me. He's close by. - I know, I know. Are you okay? - I'm fine. We just need to get out of here. - I know. - That guy, he's so scared. - Who? That pitchfork dude? Listen Jenny, you don't know what you're talking about. - Yes I do. - I can't get this loose. - My head hurts so bad. - I know, I know. I have to find something to pry this open with, okay? - Okay. - Dad. Dad. Dad. - Son. - Dad. - Daddy. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Thank god. You two are stubborn. - Yeah. We're here, we're okay. - Your mother. - No. - You need to get your sister far from here. - I will, dad. Dad, I'll get you both our of here, okay? - I need you to finish it, son. - What? Dad? - You have to. - Dad, I can't. - You have to son. - I won't, I can't do that. - You have to son. - Dad. I'm not strong like you. - You are strong. Be a man. - Hunter? Hunter. Hunter. We have to go. - Okay. On the count of three. Push against that board, okay? Wait for it. One, two, three. Come on. You're okay. - No! Hunter! - Run! Let's go, motherfucker. - Guys, stop. Stop. We've come far enough. - No. - Fuck no. We have to keep moving. Lenox, get up. - Give her a sec, dude. - Relax. - You guys see what I just saw, what was that thing? - You guys didn't see any of the others? Claire? - I only saw hunter before I ran into you both. - Guys, this is touching and all but we have to keep moving. Come on. - Gotcha. - Hunter. The fuck is going on? - Hunter are you okay? - Yeah. Look, Claire. Everyone's dead. Claire, my mom. And my dad. And I lost Jenny out there too. I won't let anything happen to you, okay? It's gonna be okay. - Shit, shit, shit. - What do we do? We can't just leave her. - Do you think we fuckin' stand a chance... - hey we can't just leave her! Alright? I'm gonna go distract him, you guys find Lenox. - No you can't just leave us. - Hey, listen, listen. I'll get him to come after me, okay? I can run. Trust me. I've been running from things my whole life. You and Matt grab Lenox. And you find the nearest house. - No hunter, you can't be serious, you don't think you could outrun that thing? - Oh. Wanna bet? Hey ugly fuck! Want some more? Come and get it. - Matt, come on now, we can get to her. - Claire. This is our time to get the fuck out of here. Now. - She alive? - Yeah she is. Hey, hey, hey. Keep your voice down, baby. We will get you out of here, just keep your voice down. - Where is he, where? Where is he? - He's not here but I'm sure he'll be back. - God, just save your energy please. Just try to get these off of you. - I need something to unwind this shit, it's not fucking budging. I'm going as fast as I can, babe, I don't wanna hurt ya. Hey, hey. Look, we'll get you free and fixed up, alright? Your body will be back to banging in no time, alright? Hey, hey. Infinity, babe. Infinity. - What happened, where's Lenox? - She's dead. - What? - That psycho killed her. Come on. - Stop, stop, please. Why? Why are you doing this? Don't do this. Don't do this. Please. Stay away from me you sick bastard! - I thought you said she was dead? - He came up so fast I didn't... - you fucking asshole. - Claire, she was dead. She was dead before she knew she was dead. - Don't talk to me ever again, Matt. You're the biggest coward I've ever known. - Guys? Hey, in here. - Hunter. - Where's Lenox? Come on. We've gotta keep moving. - Hey. I need you to protect Claire, go. I'll slow him down. Alright, you wanna fight? How bout' you pick on someone your own size you fuckin' pussy. You just barked up the wrong fuckin' tree. - Hey. - Hey, yeah? - You doin' okay? - Yeah. I'm okay. How bout' you? - I'll survive. Come on. The closest neighbor house is up ahead. I know them, we need to get there to get help, okay? - Okay. - No, no. No! - Open up. - Wake up. - Please. - Hey! - Open! - Come on! Hey Mr. Holister. We need your help okay, get in there and call the police alright? - Jiminy cricket, son, slow down. - Wait there's this lunatic, okay. - He's trying to kill us. - Trying to kill you? - Yes, he killed all of our friends. - Dammit will you just go in there and call the police? - Watch your mouth, boy. - I'm sorry I don't usually freak out like that it's just. - Come with me. I got a phone. - Thank you. - Oh thank you. - So someone's tryin' to kill ya. What's he look like? - Can we just get to the phone? - He's in this animal mask or something and a pitchfork strapped to his forearm. - A pitchfork? Animal head? You kids are smoking that dope stuff ain't ya? Well, I'll call the sheriff and he'll come get ya's and take ya back to town. Or wherever you're from. - I don't like this, we need to get out of here. - Claire, we have no choice. Besides the, the police will be here. - Some kids come running up from some party claiming some man is after em' with a pitchfork. He says somebody rattled. He'll be a waiting. Sheriff's on his way. Ma, come on! Hurry now! We got us company. - Thought I heard voices out here. But most times it's just in my head. Are you kids okay? - It's been a pretty rough night. - What's that dear? - Well someone's, what is that? - What's what? - These kids claim some man with a pitchfork is after em'. - After you? Why these woods are so quiet and peaceful that even a bear wouldn't hurt a hair on your head. - Got some animal head or something. - What happened? - Oh. One of the dogs must've brought in some roadkill while we was sleeping. Now you relax sweet child. Nothing pretty about a girl rolled all up in mud. - Claire? - But there is something pretty about a girl all spilled up in blood. - Ben? - Ben Holister, what you gonna do? You get your ass back in that basement. - Damn you boy! I done told you that world out there ain't no place for you. Now let me see you go and cut your head off. - Hunter! Why are you doing this. - Shut your fucking mouth in my house you stuck up city bitch. - Claire. - Please! - Shut your hole you slut. - Go to hell! - Well looky here, ma. We got us a real live one. - Keep your damn hands off of her! - Ow! Please don't hurt me. - Slice her now, pa. - Don't fucking touch her! Claire. Claire. Claire, listen to me, hey. Claire. Don't give up, okay? - We didn't do anything wrong. - It'll be okay. - Hunter I'm so scared. - I love you, alright? - Love? You call this love? - Love's made up. For them want to same in the world. - Please, we didn't do anything just let us go, please let us go, please. We didn't do anything. - Mama's gonna make sure it burns. Gets me all hot and bothered. - No, no. - You're queer right? We ain't had a real one yet. - Get off him, you Nazi bitch! Stop! Oh my god. - Aw. Look we've got a little boo boo. Mama's gonna fix that up for you. - I'm stuck. - Hold still. I'm gonna fix you up. Pretty little boy. - Hunter, no. Hunter. No. - I bet you like to have babies some day. - No, please, please. - Funny. Manner city folk get. When we bleed it out of em'. Baby would've grown right about there. - Hey, hang in there, I'm coming, okay? - I like it rough, boy. - Rough isn't what I'm going to do to you once I break free. - You want love, boy? - No, no, no, no, no! - Ain't no more screaming, boy. Kids these days need discipline. Think they can run around all wild. You don't look so good. - You are so dead. - Hunter. I love you, don't give up, please. - Shut up, useless bitch! - You think you know about love? The whole world's a maze of different things. The worst is sitting around and making you lost in love. Its corners cut sharp. And one day you just, oh you think you are going through and at the end you'll find some paradise island. You's all follow the same beaten rules on love. Same beaten path. It's the way it's gotta be, you're suppose to. Problem is, you see paradise but you's never see the island. All love goes lonely sooner or later. Only those that have ever been tried and lost know the feeling of walking on grass. Neither of you walked on nothing but brown shit behind everybody else. You's all feel the same pain when you die. But you feel the same pain when you live. My boy. He's been tried good and hard to make sure he don't see none of those fairy islands. He's gonna make his own path. Find his own way. Green walls going nowhere. Ain't never gonna lose him. He ain't gonna follow dirt and end up soft and shitty like you's. Stranded and alone. Real love is looking somebody square in the eye and telling em' with straight words, I am gonna hurt you bad. This ain't no game. Love. Finish that boy off, pa. I'm getting restless. - No. - Been along time since I used one of these. - No. - Take two Tylenol and call me in the morning, motherfucker. - No! Your pain just starting, girl. You two just gone and screwed yourselves. You'll be paying for the devil himself to come and take you away. - Just drop the knife and let her go. - Let her go? I'm gonna kill the two of you's first and then I'm gonna cut your little friend into little pieces! - You guys just stop. - Jenny, don't go near him. - He's scared. - He's a monster. - How could you say that? He's been tortured. Here boy. It's okay. It's okay, you don't have to be scared anymore. That was your daddy. Wasn't it? It's okay. It's okay. You just need a friend. It's okay to be scared sometimes. It's okay. - Jenny! Help us, come on! - Stop! Sit. Kill. |
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