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Prehysteria! 2 (1994)
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Well here I am, little ones. Bet you thought I'd forgotten ya. No sirree. Sure, I'll take care of the place, I said, Love to. Water the plants? Think nothing of it. Look after your pets, you say? Huh. What kind of pets we talking about? Oh, they're real smart, are they? They do anything to get to the raisins in the barn, huh? Well don't you worry, they won't outsmart me. No sirree. Well look who's here. I bet my little girl's hungry, huh? Now ... you've knocked off my glasses. Okay guys, this isn't funny. What'd you do with my glasses? Come on now, I've got work to do. Oh, there they are, thank goodness. Boy you guys sure know how to wear a man down, don't you? Well, you got enough kibble to last you for a while. See ya. Come on, we're running late. All right, let's go, let's load em up. There you go, my little one. Drink it all up so you grow up big and strong like your papa. God help us, he has returned! Welcome home. Ivan? Hey Ivan? Where is everybody? Ivan? Are you thirsty, my pretty babies? Why yes, Ivan, we're parched. Well then, wake up, little ones. Stop it, please stop! Stop, stop, oh! There you are, Ivan. It's nice to see you again. (foreign language) I chopped the chicken But I did not kill the broccoli I chopped the chicken But I did not kill the broccoli Hello? Ah. Is anybody here? Mr. Hiro? Mr. Hiro, where are you? Mr. Hiro? Ha, Mr. Hiro no fool around here. Why'd you turn that up? I'll kill you! There you are, child. Perhaps you can get away with that atrocious behavior at that boarding school, but not here, boy. You're going to learn some manners this summer. Mr. Hiro, get back to work. Ivan, dry off. You're dripping on the marble. I will see to disciplining the child. Yes, Miss Winter. Uh, we hit the road, Jack. Won't come back no more no more no more! If you don't start behaving like a proper young man, I shall see to it that your father sends you off to military school. I'll bust out of here, copper. You can just stay in there until your father comes home. Yeah, that'll be 30 years to life. This is cruel and unusual punishment. Hey look who's here. Check it out, boys, it's Richie Rich. No, it's Thurston Howell the Third. You're wrong, it's Scrooge McDuck. Hey, where's Huey, Dewey, and Louie? You're on our turf, man. But you just gotta pay the toll. Yeah. Yeah. Will that be cash or carnage? I wouldn't try anything if I were you. Several of my friends are nearby and they'll use any excuse to inflict internal hemorrhaging to your vital organs. Oh! Man, cut that bull. All of us here know you ain't got no friends! Yeah. Yeah. You're just a piece of snot. Uh-huh. That's right. That's why your parents sent you away to some kind of boarding school. I'll have you know I successfully sued the last ruffian who tried to lay a hand on me. His parents had to settle out of court for $10,000. Uh-oh. Oh now this I believe. Me too, man. Yeah. Guess I'll just have to make sure that there ain't no witnesses. Hold it right there. Knife me, you punk! Guys, careful, he's got a comb. Yeah, he might part my hair on the wrong side, man! Give me that. Come on! Hey, you're not supposed to be in here. Quick, close that door! We don't allow hoboes on the trains! Who you calling a hobo, hobo? I'm not a tramp. I work here, Joe. My dad's the train conductor and I'm supposed to help him load. And I see you've been mooching our raisins. I've never stolen anything in my life, and I'm definitely not a vagabond. You may be right there. You are the strangest looking drifter I've ever seen in my life, pal. You got more leather on you than a cow's butt. Would you keep your voice down? You got a big mouth too, you know! Hey, dork. So there you are. Hey, check it out, here I am. Hey, you got a nice little place here. Who's this? Is this that, that rough, tough friend you been bragging about? I'm not his friend. Oh I'm sorry. You must be his sister, right? Because you sure are ugly enough. Ow! Lesson number one, it always pays to keep a couple of rocks in your gloves. Yeah, I guess you didn't learn the most important lesson, girly man. You gotta kick them when they're down. Ow! Ow! What's that? Get away! Leave me alone! Get outta here! Way to go! Look, she's hurt her wing. What is it? It appears to be an unusually small prehistoric pterodactyl. In English, professor. Simply put, a dinosaur. Cool. Outstanding. Look! Careful. I got it. Wow. Look at that. Baby dinosaurs! Outstanding. They're mine! I saw them first! And it's my boxcar! I'm taking them. Naomi? You're on the clock. Sorry, Rusty. Pardon me, sir, I'd like to buy this crate of raisins. Well I don't know. You see, uh-- This should cover it. Seal it up nice and tight and have it delivered to this address immediately. Yes, sir. I'll take them. Money talks. And rich brats walk. Wellington? I can sign for it. Right. Thanks. Shh. In the kitchen the Hiro's kitchen The lamb sautes tonight Mr. Hiro! In the kitchen this Hiro's kitchen The lamb sautes tonight ha ha Mr. Hiro, stop this ridiculous behavior immediately. And how many times must I tell you not to bring live poultry into the house? You know I'm allergic to any form of that. There are no funky chicken in here, Miss Winter. That child must have let a pet loose in the house. Hey, weren't there five of you here just a minute ago? A foul creature must be here somewhere. I'm on to you, you little pest. Ow! There you are. Mr. Hiro! I forgot she locked the door! You got an idea? All right! Hurry! Brendan? I need to talk to you, young man. All right. Confess. What creature did you bring home from boarding school this time? I haven't brought any pets home since you flushed my hamsters down the toilet. What did I tell you about lying, child? It's most unbecoming, especially when you're caught. Those dinosaurs are so lifelike. Watch this, Miss Winters. The T rex even does the foxtrot. Lord have mercy. What'll they think of next? These had better be the only pets you have. I've got my eye on you, child. That was too close, fellas. Jagger, hm, that's an odd name. And Hammer. And Paula. Madonna. And Elvis? Rock and roll dinosaurs! Outstanding! Hey wait a minute, there's a number on here. Are you guys lost? I better check this out. I know if you were mine and I lost you, I'd be pretty worried. Miss Winters disconnected my phone line! Pretty smart of you. Hi there, this is the Taylor house. We're away on vacation. If you want to leave a message, we'll return it as soon as we get unpacked. Bye now. This is Brendan J. Wellington, and I've found some, uh, pets of yours I think. I'll hold them until you get back. My number is 555-9988. Bye. Well guys, I guess you can stay here until the Taylors get back. Is that all right with you? Dinnertime. Yes, I said I would buy 20,000 chairs. That stock is a real Buck Rogers. Three years from now we'll be ringing the register. Right. Thanks. Hi there, Brendan. Welcome back from school. Yes? Jeffers, in another matter, I want that merger closed by Fed time tomorrow or you're gonna be back being a tape watcher. You understand? Get your elbows off the table, young man. Now in a legal matter, we need to put some porcupine provisions on our own pink sheets to keep the killer bees away. And eat your broccoli, Brendan. It's brain food. It'll help you to grow up to be as smart as your father. What about the con sig buy? You know I hate broccoli. You had Mr. Hiro fix it on purpose. Why do you oppose me at every turn? Do you think your father got where he is today by being so contrary? No. Recheck the balance sheets. He got where because I taught him to be disciplined and well behaved, and I intend to do the same to you. So eat up. Go ahead. You'll learn to love it, just as your father did when he was your age. Well what about the assets? Isn't that right, Cullen? Yes, ma'am. See, your father loves broccoli. Show your son how much you like it. Yes, ma'am. I mean certainly. Call me back. Go on! Do as your father says, eat. Uh, Cullen, I've been looking into some new schools for Brendan. I'd like for you to take a look at some of these brochures. They're all quite interesting. Uh-huh. But I think that this one is the most advantageous. Uh-huh. It's close to home and they have extracurricular activities that are-- Yes. Very important for him. Got languages? Oh, there are several. Which? Well, I-- Boarding school. Let me see the other brochures. Well, all right. Here's another one that I think is quite good. I just don't know. Yes? Ah, I see we're making progress, good. And I'll go find out how Mr. Hiro is doing with dessert. I'll need that on my desk in the morning. Dad, I want to show you something. Look! That's nice, Brendan. Now as I was saying yesterday, we can't use the mob bail bonds as collateral. That's only a paper profit! Look, it's totally real! Of course it is, Brendan, they're made that way. Call me when you have another option! Dad, take a good look. Not now Brendan. I'm waiting for a conference call from Japan. Yes? (foreign language) Dad! (foreign language) I'm sorry, son. I'll be back before you finish your dessert. (foreign language) Here I am, little ones. Bet you thought I'd forgotten ya. You must be starving. That's funny, you haven't touched a thing. Hey, where'd they go? Come on, Brendan, up and at it! Brendan, hit the deck! Oh no, I gotta hide you guys! Brendan, are you up yet? Stay back, warden! I'm armed and dangerous. I have something to tell you. It better be about my parole. I came to remind you that it's your father's birthday in a few days. Yeah, I know. Very good. I know you have some kind of pet hidden here. Honestly, I don't! There must be rats! And I can only assume that you'll have no problem if I call an exterminator! What on earth was that? Oh sorry, I must've poked you by accident. I'm thinking of dressing as a pirate today. You did that on purpose, Brendan Wellington. Well, you're not going to get away with anything! Do you hear me? Put some clothes on, you look ridiculous! You guys. I'm sorry, I've told Mr. Hiro to stop giving away the leftovers to you people. Good day. Is Brendan home? Why, uh-- Yo! Brendan, you home? I'm sorry, you must have the wrong house. Naomi? Ahoy there! What are you doing here? I came to see the dinosaurs. The only dinosaur in this house is Miss Winters. Let me in, pal, or I blow the whistle to the Wicked Witch of the West. But I could show you my rock collection. That'd be fascinating. Come on in. Miss Winters, this is my friend Naomi. Hi. I put a splint on it to help it heal. She seems to be doing much better now. Great. So now you've seen that she's okay, you can leave. I can't believe you live here. This place is so great. Yeah, I'm so lucky. Come on up. This is a blast! I don't jump. Sure you do. Everybody jumps. I don't. Now I'd like you to leave. I'm not leaving. Those dinosaurs are half mine and I have visitation rights, you know. I get it. So how much do you want for them? Hey, I'm not that kind of girl! Listen, I'll trade you anything in this room for those dinosaurs. Anything? All of it if you want. You really don't jump, do you? And I bet you don't play with any of this stuff either. My dad gives it to me because he doesn't have time to hang with me. So do we have a deal? Let's see how much money you got. Forget it, I changed my mind. Stop, I can't get up! Sure you can. You just have to jump! Okay, okay. You win. I'll jump, I'll jump. Did you know exterminators are coming to your house? What? (foreign language) Alpha Team to Papa Bear. Report your position, over. Papa Bear, this is Alpha Team. We've taken the lawn without any casualties. Awaiting for the orders. And then in the fall, my babooshka, your leaves will turn a beautiful golden brown. He's a spy. How can you tell? He's got an accent and he's talking in code. Okay, we take him on my command. Ready? Three, two, one, go! Forget it, you're not gonna warn the enemy. Enemy? The rats. Yeah, we saw you talking to the little devils in the tall grass. I was talking to the trees. A likely story. We just got a distress signal from these coordinates. He's Ketchum, I'm Killum. Ketchum and Killum. The exterminators. I think maybe you inhale a little too much pesticide. You do exactly as we say and we will not turn you in as a sympathizer. Now you get in there and you warn those civilians that we are here to liberate them! Yeah. Go on! Liberate. We attack at exactly 1100 hours! Check! And you can tell them rats they can run but they can't hide. How many times I gotta tell you, Ketchum? Surprise is our best weapon! Never, I repeat, never forewarn the enemy! Sorry. What are they doing here? Miss Winters hired them to find the dinosaurs. We've got to do something quick. Then after I sneezed, I saw this vas being knocked over. What ever are you doing behind the couch? Oh sorry, sir ma'am. We don't want to give our position away to the enemy. Well anyway. The next noise I heard was a key at the piano being struck. I went to investigate. It closed the lid of the piano right on my fingers. It was simply dreadful. Well sir ma'am, I think you've completely misjudged the enemy. You're gonna need backup. These are not the tactics of rats. Our intelligence informs us that you've been invaded by ghosts. Ow! I don't care if it's a rat or a ghost. Just find it. Suicide mission, huh? Cool. Shh. Shh. Okay chaps, now be quiet. Shh. Chaps? That must be a rich person thing. Yo, hurry up! Yo? Shut up! Up here. Over here. Wow. Wow. Would you look at this? Yeah. I haven't been up here in years. This place is so great. Look! Isn't this neat? Look, here are the controls! Great, let's set them up. Okay. We'll be safe up here. So, are we out of our league or what? Is that a weasel dropping? I don't know, you're the expert. Now go on, taste it. Go on! You've eaten worse. Hey, it's a raisin. And it's pretty sweet too. And look, there's more of them. Hey, hold it, will ya! Stop it, these raisins are gonna lead us right to the rat's den. Right. Let's go. Quick, you guys, hide! Shh. Pretty spooky, huh, Killum? Did you mean what you said downstairs, you know, about the, uh, the ghosts? Affirmative. All right. Let's go. Hey, did you hear that? It sounds like the undead. Nah. Jagger, will you wake up? You're gonna give us away! Hey, let's spook those guys! Yeah. How'd that thing start by itself? I don't know. Do you think it was, was a ghost? Negative. This needs a little more reconnaissance. Ah, what the... Whoa! Whoa! Hey, it's ghosts! I'm convinced, let's go! I want to know for sure! You cover me! I'm going in! Hey, yo, way to go! Yo? Yeah, yo. Somehow it doesn't sound so good when you say it. Yo. Even Madonna says it better than you. Very funny. Hey, let's see what's in here. Look, it's my dad. This train set was his. It must've been cool. Look, he's actually smiling. Hey, check it out. It's the outfit he's wearing in the picture. Gee, I thought my dad never played with toys. Never? He's always working. That's why my mom left him. Of course he had the best lawyers, so he got me. You're lucky. You're always with your dad. You even get to work with him. Yeah, I'm so lucky. Hey, I gotta brainstorm. My dad's birthday's coming up. I bet he'd love it if we fixed up his old train set. Naomi, you know a lot about trains. If I got the supplies, would you help me fix it up over the next couple of days? I guess this means we're friends. Well-- Ow! Yeah. I'm on my way to the airport now. Well I want to find out if this deal is a shallow river running fast or a bonafide cash cow. Dad, how come you're not at work? I'll call you then. I gotta catch a flight out in an hour. When are you coming back? Tomorrow. I'll be home in the evening. Promise? Yes. Why? I've got an extra special birthday surprise. Really? Well then I'll definitely be here. I wouldn't miss it for the world. What do you say we start the festivities at about 5:00-ish? Good, then we have an appointment. Where are you going with all that junk? My room. A business trip. Well see to it that you don't make a mess, Brendan. Yes, ma'am. Have a good trip, Cullen. Yes, ma'am, Miss Winters. Give me a break. I'm just getting inspired. Thanks, Elvis. Now that's inspiration. Yeah! Hey hey Give me good loving okay Hey hey Give me good loving okay Well I never had a love so true 'Cause I never had no one like you I traveled the oceans blue From the Pyramids the Amazon too She got the eyes of a jewel They shine so bright Like a movie star on a premiere night Hey hey Hey hey give me your love today Hey hey Give me your loving okay Hey hey Give me good loving okay Hey hey Hey hey Hey hey Hey hey Well I never had a love so true 'Cause I never had no one like you From Santa Bar Las Vegas too Only be one and it had to be you The eyes of a jewel that shine so bright Like a movie star on a premiere night Hey hey Hey hey give me your love today Hey hey Give me your loving okay Hey hey Give me good loving okay Hey hey Give me your loving okay Give me a break. Ow! Hey hey Hey hey Hey hey Hey hey Hey hey Hey hey All right yeah Hey hey Give me good loving Hey hey Hey hey Hey hey Hey hey It's a masterpiece. Almost. We need three things. What? Well, the castle needs a bell and it's missing a clock. And we gotta get some trees for the hills. Right. Dee ba dum dum dum Make nice new hairdo for you Are you sure this'll work? Positive. We need Ivan's shears to cut some branches off the spruce tree. Why don't we just ask him for them? Ivan doesn't like me. I don't know why. I always help him with his chores. Okay, I'll do it. Ivan, darling. You're so handsome. Huh? Who is saying that? I am. The dogwood tree? I don't believe this. I must be crazy. It's true. The plant king has decided to make first contact with you because you are so kind and caring to our people. This is impossible. Don't be afraid. My bark is worse than my bite. Grr! I should leave. Leave, that's my job. Come on over and let me throw some shade on you, handsome. So, you, uh, really think I'm handsome? Well, I have to admit, I always enjoyed watering your roots. I can't wait any longer, Ivan! Come prune me! Oh, I can't. You're much too young. Maybe when you're older I will climb your branches. I promise. I'll wait for you. I want to have a tree-house with you. Tasty For the corners of the mouth Scrumptious water chestnut Come on! But I don't know what to say. Think of something. You want to borrow his clock for the train set, don't you? Mr. Hiro hates me. That's what you said about Ivan. Now go on. Go. Shh. Scrumptious water chestnut tasty For the food I cook Don't be cruel, secret agent man! Cheers, Mr. Hiro. I just came down to tell you I'm sorry for how I've treated you. Ah, when it comes to your bull, ain't no mountain higher! Really, I am. Yeah, you great pretender. You make trick with my music. I like your music. That will be the day. You give me no R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Hi-huh! Come on, I really like your music. We used to be buddies, remember? Hot apple pie Gave me smiles when we dined Smiles I gave to get another Slice of pie you baked Can it be our tastes were so simple then Or has time rewritten the recipe If we had the chanceto dine together again Tell me would we Could we Tasty Many holiday meals that we shared Turkey so good to dismember But now we choose to forget So it's the aftertaste We will remember Whenever we dismember The bird I cook The food I cook The food you cook Okay, okay. You sing Disco Inferno with me, and I believe you. What was that yakka yak? Here. Two down, one to go. What's next? Miss Winters's room. I've never been in here before. Expect anything. So this is where she keeps her broom. Look out for that gold bell. We gotta get out of here before she comes back and turns us into toads. Look. Great. Let's go! Wait a minute. Let's look around here for a second. Hey, look at this. She's got a dozen of the same dress in here. Guess Miss Winters doesn't like change. That was close. Come on. Wait a minute, let me see this. Forget it, let's go! I didn't know Miss Winters was an orphan. I'm going. Gotcha. I knew you were a thief. You're not Brendan's friend. You came here yesterday to case the joint. I swear I didn't come to steal anything! What is that in your hand? We were just borrowing it for something? We? Brendan and me. Brendan and I. And why would Brendan possibly want a gold bell? Tell her, Brendan. Tell her I didn't steal anything! We were collecting things for his dad's birthday surprise. Just look inside his knapsack! Is this true, Brendan? Just as I thought. Brendan! If I ever catch you near this house again, I'll call the police! Ow! Let that be a lesson to you, Brendan. I've told you about those people. Naomi! Naomi! It's Brendan! Hey yo, Naomi! Where are you? Naomi! She's working over on track five. She and her dad are helping me unload that freight truck. Thanks. Hey, I thought her father was a conductor. Uh-uh. Naomi? Go away! I came to apologize. I said go away! I'm not leaving! Listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell Miss Winters the truth! Some friend you turned out to be! I didn't want her to find out about Elvis! She would've taken away the dinosaurs! So she takes me away instead! It was a mistake! Come on, I still want to be friends. We can't. I don't trust you. Come on, Naomi, give me a second chance! I told you I can't trust you! I thought your dad was a conductor. He is. He's a laborer. The guy back there told me. Talk about telling the truth. Get out! Just go away! Uh-oh, here he is again. Careful guys, he may be packing another comb. What do you want? Payback. Go ahead. I don't care anymore. I can't help it, I feel sorry for the little pest. I second that emotion. What has that child been doing? Rats. They're up in the attic. She found them! Oh no! No! No! Brendan. Stop it this instant, Brendan. If you don't, I'll see to it that your father packs you off to military school. Great, I love combat boots. You're a bad little boy. You always were. That's why your father spends so little time with you. He despises you. That's not true! Brendan! Brendan! Brendan! Get me out of here. I'll get you for this. I'll tell your father! Sleeping through all the action, eh? Brendan, let me out! Let me out of here! You devil! Brendan, this is the last straw! Brendan, listen to me! Come get me out of here! Do you hear me? Come get me out! Brendan, let me out. Oh help me, Brendan! Help me! Come get me out of here! Brendan! Brendan! You're not going anywhere, boy! Aren't you forgetting your little friend? Paula. In here, with the others. I'm locking you up and throwing away the key, you little brat. You're late, gentlemen. No! No! Yo! Would you shut up? You're gonna give me away! What are you doing here? I saw the exterminators coming towards your house. I came to help. You're the best. Here, catch. Got it. I got an idea. Let's give them a taste of their own medicine. We'll take these old devils down to the POW camp right away, sir! I mean ma'am. Forward, march! What's this? Incoming! Hit the deck! Look out! Get out of the way, will ya! Out! They've got us surrounded! We're under attack! What is going on here? Oh, oh! Mayday, mayday! It's the children! Get em! The kids, the box! Get em! Whoa! Sayonara! Get him! Just get in there and get him! Sayonara! Hiro, Hiro, Hiro, Hiro! Follow them, follow them! Hiro, Hiro, Hiro! Hiro, Hiro! All right, get em! Mr. Hiro, you are fired. Hiro, Hiro! Hiro! Run, run, friend! Run run run! Run run, little boy, run run! Run! Hasta la vista, exterminators! I think you need a little watering! Ivan, you idiot! Stop him, stop him! I guess that's what you call crabgrass! Ivan, you're fired! Go, go, go! They got away! I told you! It's your fault! You're suspended! Oh I'm suspended? Yeah, you are! It's my damn company! I don't care! I can't stand it! Give me 10! Give yourself 10! Brendan, I'm home. Cullen. Yes? I'm sorry, I have bad news to relate. What is it? Brendan has run away. What? Just a minute? Yes? Not right now! What are you talking about? What do you mean run away? He was very upset when you didn't come home last night. I know I let him down. This is not your fault. Brendan has to understand that you're a busy man. Yes? No, I can't talk right now! No, do not call me again! He's been very moody lately. I've been quite worried about him. Don't blame yourself. Brendan's been extremely difficult to discipline recently. He's been running around with other problem kids. He's been prone to violent behavior. I suggest that you send him to military school in the fall. The academy certainly straightened you out, remember? You know I'm always right about these things. Yes, ma'am. What is this doing here? I haven't seen it in ages. Has Brendan ever worn this? I don't know. Cullen! Brendan? Brendan? Dad? Dad! Aw, son, I was so worried about you. Son! I'm not letting anyone spoil a perfect birthday. This is outstanding! I'm glad you like it. I had a lot of help from my friend. Miss Winters, you can forget about sending Brendan to military school. But, uh-- Hey. Who are these guys? They really are amazing. Quite remarkable. So cute. Bye bye, Elvis. Bye, Paula. I love you all. Sure glad to see you again. Bye, Jagger. Bye, Hammer. He's so nice. Elvis, Paula. You guys ever want to come visit, there'll be a room waiting for you. Uh-huh. I'm gonna miss you. I don't know why I didn't check the Taylors' phone machine sooner. Usually I'm pretty sharp with things like that. That's okay, they were in good hands. That's for sure. Would you look at the size of that belly on this little beast? I'd say somebody overfed ya. Mr. Hiro, that's you. I wouldn't be surprised. Well, I'm off. Bye. Bye bye now. See you later. See ya. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. Never can say goodbye. Drive safely. Don't forget your seatbelt. Okay. Take care of the dinosaurs. Bye bye. Bye. Drive safe. Bye. Bye bye. Be good. See you later. Bye bye. Engine number six is fueled and ready to go. Outstanding. Switcher, track five, please. All ready to go, sir. Oh wait a minute. Aren't we forgetting something? Ahem. All aboard. It needs work, but we'll have plenty of time to practice it. Try it again. All aboard! Oh wait wait, look, look at that mallet. Yeah. See how it's pulling? It's really going, yeah, dad. Miss Winters, you having a good time? How about tomorrow I go down to the store, we get another car track and we add another train? Yeah! Yeah! Here Brendan, it's yours. |
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