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Quan Jing (Karate Ghostbuster AKA Spiritual Kung-Fu) (1978)
Why it is having no wind.
Let me help it. Look at this, your prentice is so funny. Cheat us in front of us hehe... oh god shit, have to restart again. YiLang, you are on nightwatch again hehe, I'm lucky. hehe... young classmate thank you for your hard work you have done this work for a half month. This is my fortune. Don't worry, you should have a rest now. A martial arts chart has been s tolen,I have no idea about it you are too careless It is my fault I have underestimated them His skill is in a super high grade That is why he dare rush into Shaolin Temple I think this man also have another object. Dont talk about it any more, I lead it not properly so this accident happen God damn it You needn't blame oneself, my young classmate. All these should to blame me. I'm the 32th leader in Shao Lin Temple I should protect everyting in the temple. But I have neglected my duty Please approve me for resigning Oh No... You can't leave away. Please think over it. After all, we just lose only one Martial Arts Chart Yo say that because you don't know the lose one. is that "seven fist book"? Just it is. it is too cruel I am afraid that it will not be allowed to pass. I am afraid when it appears to the kungfu world, it will destroy it. I think since the older master made it he would make one which can destroy it. the " five fists book" disappeared over a hundred years ago and it can destroy. the fist book is stolen, that is my fault. no I decide to go the sealed room to think about my fault for a hundred days I will stay there for hundred days. during these days everyting in the temple should be in the charge of Huikong master. yes. no more accidents in the shaolin temple. be careful, master god bless you stand up. the men who kept the room did wrong you should go to the Huixin temple to think about your fault for three days. yes Huichen brother, please. and Yilan me, master, I was outside and asleep nothing to do with me. go. it is worthwhile. are you lucky? everything is about me. you are unlucky. you are tiresome. go quickly. uncle. go, go, be quiet. worthwhile, uncle uncle, worthwhile eat nothing for three days. I will be dead. uncle, please. I ask you to keep you sleep. I don't know why I am asleep. so your master is right. You'd better think it over. uncle, uncle it is right to punish you. you five could not catch a thief. and punish me together. I am so unlucky, everything is about me. bad idea, stay in the room and think about the fault. you made the fault, I have no fault. I won't. don't give me things to eat for three days. if I go out, I will treat my stomach well. good. oh, good, good. listen, this dish is made up of many many things. the main dish is the hen which did not lay. how do you know it did not lay? you are interrupting. come on, anything more? listen,frog, sparrow, black carp, huangshan,loach, field snail, clam,locust,earthworm. ah, what? earthworm can be eaten? you are not fashioned, the king of qianglong is favourite. can I eat? can I eat now? ok, listen, you can eat but if the master knows it, don't say me. of course, nobody will say it is you. bring the bowl. eat. don't worry, don't worry. every one has. me, me one by one. big dinner. it is my turn. look, what is this? where did you get it? it is for the baddist. what? How dare you to take the wine for the baddist? do you drink it or not? drink, borrow a little. haha my god. what's wrong? I forgot one thing. what? dog meat. oh, if the dog is in it, it will be better. really? yes, yes. eat, eat. give me some, give me some. tasty. Yilan, this together is very tasty. who got this good idea? what is its name? I know, it is the one grand pot. no, no,no,no, this dish is well-known. it is named by the king qianglong. named by him? this is monk jump the wall. this is the monk taste. monk jump the wall, monk will not jump the wall I let you jump the wall. Yilan, master let me watch you. don't be so lazy. big brother, change to one smaller one, no, this is punishment. go on copying. this brush is too heavy. where I copy to? diamond. It is wrong again, I must write again. ah, too ugly, It is like this. oh. ah, write again. ah. it hurt me. what's wrong? what's wrong? what's wrong with you? what's wrong? Now I know why master punish me to copy the words He toss about me on purpose toss about you? more difficult than anything it is disable. look, look at my hand i have no way, you write, we cann't help you. how poor I am! what? only half paper, I spent one day. this bible is so thick, and the master asked me to copy one hundred times. should I write for several hundreds of years. look, look at this bible book. so thick, so many words. seven fists book. Your father got it. next year's king of kungfu, we can win. your father said, if you learn this book, it is easy to win. daddy, is this book so outstanding? outstanding? it is numbuer 1 young master, you should put all your mind to learn this fist. do you know? thirty years ago it is the monks who stopped. your father could not be the king of kungfu. you should know your father's idea. he put all the wishes on you. mother, I will be the king unless I die. good, you are my good son. if you learn this fist well, king of kungfu belongs to us forever. Jingtian, you said there was a kind of fist to destroy the seven fist? five fist, but it disappeared for several hundreds of years. unless it falls from the sky. ah, where are they from? hi,where are they from? go, go, go go, touch it. why it is so cold. cold? oh, ghost what happened? what happened? ghost, ghost in the temple, ghost. ghost? I cann't believe it. you can leave if you don't believe. ah. dear baddist. there is a ghost in our temple I want to borrow your magic paper i will return it back as soon as I finish. sorry. uncle, what are you doing here? hi, I still have two pieces of magic paper. donn't be afraid. i can not only hear but also see. as soon as the ghosts appear I can catch them, you can go. gogo what is uncle doing now? no idea. do you know? go to ask him. go uncle, do you have a headache? My head doesn't ache but ache when i see you. Master asked us to guard here. I knew, go oh,you guy Hi, why you come here? Master asked us to keep watch at night. Don't go upstairs. There is a ghost. It is impossible a ghost in a temple. It is true. We saw it with our eyes last night. Oh, with your eyes? Yeah Was your eyesight dim? Let's go. No, i am afraid of the ghost What about you? Ask him. hei, you? No, I cann't. Let him follow you. Will you go or not? No. Nobody. Then i go Go. I am afraid to go. The ghost, red hair. Oh. Why i cann't fall asleep? Is there really a ghost? It is nice to play with a ghost. Hi, listen. Big-head ghost, small-head ghost, injustice ghost, hungry ghost, gambling ghost, lazy ghost. hanged ghost, flattering ghost, pornographic ghost, coward All out you are. Come out if you have courage. Why not come out? i am well-known unlucky ghost,too. then the ghost beats the ghost. you don't play with me? Then i go to sleep. empty No wonder my neck aches. It is not this when i slept. Am I in a dream? why there is the wind back. What a stern ghost! I found a diamond to scatter the ghost. Ah, Ah My God! What a mess! Is it that book? This must be a gambling ghost. He is afraid to lose. The pornographic ghost wants to look. It is not allowed. Oh, my God, my trouserse taken off. I am nearly a hanged ghost. You don't let me go, I must go. Want to play with me?I want to see where you go. Still want to go downstairs? Look at me. Go, go, there is a ghost. ...Ghost! Where? Over there. I saw, five together. Five? catch them all. Monster There you are! Then where can you escape? Come on! what is he doing? The ghost must on him through his looking. Don't go. Hi, what is he doing? He seems to be mad. where are they? What? The ghosts. The magic paper is better then X ray. best this time. The pacific is burned uncle, can you see the things with this magic paper? Of course. I can hear what the ghosts talk. uncle, lend us,ok? No, the monks can see nothing without fate. uncertain no, I won't What are you doing? Give me back. You two monkeys. Give back to me. Don't go. It is true I see the ghost. No magic paper. Ah Let me have a look. Don't snatch! Let me look Don't look alone. Look together. What's wrong? I don't want to look, I must go to toilet. What's wrong? Why he came back? Put me down, put me down! Put me down. you are really a gangster. What noise? from the downstairs. Practise kungfu at midnight. what a gang of stupid monks. What smelly smell! OH, break wind. Bad ghost! it is funny. faint? It is of no use. Stop you. Ah? still four you are so brave, dare to play here. i am the well- known unlucky ghost. my master fears me, you don't fear? fear? stand up, go, line up. why you play here? do you have any injustice? you can talk to me. i will help you. speak out. dumb? what is your name? i asked what your name was? pull, pull,why you pull? dragon, you are dragon. and you? snake tiger, crane, Leopard why you have the animals'name? dragon, snake, tiger, crane, leopard, come here. now I begin to ask you, stand upstraight. I ask you, who wanted to hang me just now? speak! it is you. then who wants to take off my trousers? who wants to take off my shoes? ah, why you do both? Good boys, I hate nothing expect being taken off my trousers. you are pornographic. everybody should be beat forty times no matter you are right or wrong. eveybody. where do you run? stop! where are you? come out you hid in the wall? don't want to come out, are you afraid of urine? afraid? i believe you will come out. five kungfu the uncle said it disappeared for over a hunred years. mashed haha, here you are. come out, come out. one, two, three, four, five, all here. do you think this book is good for you to hide? today I will teach you a lesson. Don't go. you want to go? i knew you hid here. or i burn it first. oh listen to me? i know who you are. and you know all the kungfu in this book. you should teach me now. then you should be my teacher. stand up, stand up don't be too happy, the student will beat the teacher if you teach badly. ah it is you who ask me here it is said that the three leaders of Yanshan will recommend you as next king. it is true. hahaha, do you have this qulification? I know i have no ability it is my pleasure that the older genaration make this decision. i advise you not to accept it. why? it is good for you to follow our young master. what? you want to bribe me? not bribe but advise. if you don't accept my advice, you will regret it. the king of kungfu should be presented through kungfu. this is not the trade. i must go you cann't. why? today is your death date. young master,good. can i help you? i am Yinfeng Shi. I need to see the master. this way, please. please. the king of kungfu, Yinfeng Shi is coming. hello, master Huikong how are you? say hello to master Huikong, feng! hello, master. you are a big girl after a few years. please enjoy the tea. please because master Huiming came to be an officer I am incharge of the temple. you come to our temple. then you have something to tell me. it is good to talk here? Yilang hi, master. Miss Shi came here the first time, you should take her to go around. ah, me? daddy, can I go? sure, little brother, thank you. that's all right. let's go. Mr Shi, you can talk now. did you hear that Qisha kungfu appeared in Yanbe ah, it is! as I know, Qisha kungfu is the speciality which disappeared for over hundred years in your temple. and it appeared one day, killing uncountable people. and it brought the fights in all the parts so i came here to ask for answer so that I can explain to them. the world would be damaged if the Qisha kungfu appeared so many squirrels in the woods, a lot of sweallows this way. a lot that way. why you stand still? I don't know the way. OK, OK, this way! look, look, here, this stream, we come here twice, three times a day. for what? fatch the water to have a bath. oh? look, look. go, this way. look, these are the four diamonds. this is the blind door, I take you to the next place. there is a big pond over there. how big! ai. I was born here and familiar with here. you were born here? ah. did you go out of the temple? no. how is it? beautiful here, so many fish, why you don't look? why you stand there silently? I want to ask you a question. go ahead. why you are so fragrant? are you a woman? of course I am a woman. o, then you must be a mature woman. they said that they must kiss the mature woman after they go out. what are you saying? no I, are my brothers say. can I kiss you? I will hit you if you continue. you say no? you eat my dofu dofu? I always eat it from a kid. Do you have dofu for me? you! you know the kungfu! my master taught me. I will play with you for I am free this afternoon. go on? I hit you on your mouth. you are serious. You think I am weak to be beaten? I will show you. haha, what are you doing? fatching the water? let me kiss. oh, hit you. what are you doing? you surely did not see it. This is crane mouth open. what? crane mouth. I did not hear. I think it is like the pot mouth. You are a big pot. what? You said my kungfu is pot? I will gamble with you today. gamble for what? IF i lose, i kneel to bow to you. if I win then? let me kiss you. bullshit hi, you lost. stop, feng, be polite. daddy, this guy fought with me. bad girl. my daughter is not polite. master forgives her, please! apoligize to the brother. apoligize? he lost, he should kneel to bow to me. why I apoligize? bullshit. Mr Shi, tomorrow master Huiming will come out. So you can live here tonight. he will explain you what you said just now so thank you. Huiwu yes, take Mr Shi to the bedroom. ok, please ah, I lost in this way. six, seven, eight, ten oh, if I am wrong here, then all wrong. six,don't cheat or steal. right, I know she is a girl, that's nothing. seven, don't be to kind. eight, don't be absent-minded. hei, lost. master, you know, it is my first time to see the girl, dizzy. ten, don't do the kungfu now and then. thank you for your correction. I will win him tomorrow. come down unless you are bad. hi, I wait from morning till now. go now? hei, want to be beaten. I don't want to be beaten, I just want to revenge. ok, come down little girl pot, make tea a full pot, enjoy it drink slowly. you will fall if I unclamp. stand up! I will hit your butt if I don't kiss you. hit you. you bully me, I will tell my daddy. no, the master will let me hungry for three days if he knows. oh, daddy, daddy, master, someting happened. master Huikong, please go now. what's wrong? Mr Shi died in our temple. Miss Shi, don't be sad, I will deal with. who did this thing? I hope you can admit it. do you know how is Mr Shi dead? diamond blood palm. diamond blood pallm? How could it be? what? You thought it was me. I have no hatred with him. why I hit him to death. you can see the blood mark. It is the proof. It is you. Miss Shi, calm down. The master will deal with it. Huiwu yes, in the temple only you can use the diamond blood palm. Mr Shi died in our temple which is very serious. as a master of this temple I have responsibility to make clear. Jingchen, Jingxu yes throw him into the Huixin room. yes, master no, you needn't. I go myself for I am not wrong. Miss Shi, don't be sad. Tomorrow he will be taken to the main place. the general people will check it out. follow me. i know you must come. master, you know my father was beaten to death by his diamond palm. I should fight with him. don't be too excited. now it is very urgent. listen to me, go downhill with Huiwu. with him?why? i have no time to explain to you. go i won't go unless you explain to me. look, smell it. Cinnabar diamond mark is false. It is someone else who killed your father. Second brother, the elder brother is in the sealed room. not you, not me, it is... you should be careful before you make it clear. go, or you both will die. someone. uncle. help, help. what's wrong, uncle? i saw a man in black hitting him to death. diamond blood plum. it is him again. escaped. I guess it is him who did it. uncle,what did Huishi do, you said. it is he who stole the kungfu book. it is he who killed the king of kungfu. and killed uncle Huichen, too. no, Uncle Huishi is a good man. how could he killed them? you know nothing. what I said is right. grandfather, grandfather something happened. something strange, something strange. what? the body of Mr Shi and Miss Shi disappeared. ah? Both disappeared? such a bad man from our temple. This made me so sad. Jinxu yes notice arhat room, ask them to go dowmhill. you must catch uncle Huishi back. ok. so many people died under my QISHA kungfu. livc if you follow me and die if you betray me. think it over. such a bad man wants to bribe me,xiong Yang, daydreaming. young master, your QISHAkungfu is very good. you should be the king of kungfu. who is next one? no smilling in jiangnan flexible dragon, in mind. insidious snake, in heart. cruel tiger, in power. sharp crane, in willpower. violent leopard, in force. dragon, snake, tiger, crane,leopard how is things now? young master, that's ok. It is time to go to Mr Shi. your master said you wanted to go downhill. Why? I will catch Uncle Huishi back. He stole the treasure. haha, you are so kind. but you are a little conceited. brother Huikong. brother. the eighteen arhats did not find Huiwu. can he find? this is his feeling. how is his kungfu? good. Yilan, you are willing to remove the evil. I allow you go downhill. as a rule, can you pass the arrangement of eighteen arhats? I want to have a try. uncle, be merciful. be gentle. uncle, let me pass. master is look at us. I cann't. ok, I fight. stop. Yilan, you are quanlified at present and be careful. take care. uncle, please allow me to use the two-stick weapon. good every uncle, I have learned all the kungfu so try not to take mercy on me. throw away your stick, I will loose my hand or I will make your beard off. master, Yilan passed. Yilan, you are quanlified and you can go now. what relation you and SHI'S I am Yonghuang, the grandfather died of the disease. left me alone I am in charge of all here. haha that's great. take out the brand. oh, the brand? yes, since Mr Shi died another king shoul appear. but according to the rules what rules, fist is rules. the man whose fist is the hardest is the new king. in your words, the kungfu meeting which appear once in ten years is a joke? I tell you, all parts in the world the men who have the quanlification to be the king were killed by my magic fist.. magic fist? you won't take out the brand, you want to have a try on my fist? I think, though Mr Shi is dead her daughter is alive. anybody who wants to take the brand should ask me. what a beautiful girl! you cann't keep the brand. hehe, you can have a try. go away. come down! give in or not? no it is a shame that the big guy bullies the little girl. come down, Yilan. hwo you came? why you fought with them? this man is Qinglu. he wants to be the king. he asked me to take out my daddy's brand. the king? you are Qinglu. you want to be the king? I tell you, the man who is quanlified to be the king is here. who are you? who am I?You will be afraid if I tell you. stand upstraight. I am the best one, the strongest one, the brightest,Yilan. enough? haha Yilan, his kungfu is really good. oh, you take it for me, I will teach him a lesson. touch your stomach? cann't be locked,It is flexible. help, please let him go. go quickly. my son is terribly stupid. so don't put it in your mind. He is good. yes. bring here. in fact, brand should be taken out quickly but according the the rules,the brand should be passed by the master. I suggest we go to the shaolin temple seperately seven days later and tell all the people. and your kungfu is the best, the brand is yours of course you don't care these days? or the other people will think you are robbing. this will be bad for your honour. ok, I agree. so see you seven days later. please so conceited. uncle, I am your son? You are a monk. if I did not say this, you will die. I can win him. not necessary. I know his kungfu is good, so I lead him to the shaolin temple. the master will deal with him. every body go except the men in the diciplin part. Huiwu, you are a monk, but you stole the fist book. you killed the king of kungfu and killed Huichen. you say, what is wrong? since I came to the temple I know the reason. Now it is not worthwhile. It is hard for me to explain. I hope you can invest. you needn't explain. the diamond blood mark is the proof. If you are not guilty why you escaped? a? i don't know how my father died and Qinglu appeared again, he tried to grap the brand. I am too young terrible kungfu, I can't keep my father's brand. so I bring the brand back, I hope you can keep it. Qinglu, how old is he? about thirty, the fist, outstanding. his fist? yes, who are you? I am Qinglu. It is said that the king, Mr Shi died. the kungfu should have a king. I came here for the brand. this? where he learned the fist? I think master should check it. Shaolin seven fists. It disappeared for over hundreds of years. where I learned from? It is a shame you ask me. haha. uncle, he cann't be so rude in shaolin temple. if the theft of the fist book is known to all the prestige of shaolin will go away. I think we should tolerate it. our young master came here for the brand it just give you face. in fact everyone should say yes to our master's kungfu. if you donn't you will die. master, uncle, this guy is so rude,why not give him a lesson? we monks donn't strive against them. I am not the monk, I hate it. today I should teach you a lesson. hi, Mr Lu, Let us play a while. haha, you are the loser. last time you are lucky, you didno't die. This time you come again. you are so conceited, why not change to another job? today we don't know wether you play with me or I play with you. come over if you are a man. crane go to the sky. give you three pieces. play the chess with king of the hell. what fist are you playing? five shapes fist oh, five shapes fist? stop, we cann't hurt people in the temple. you don't hurt me, I hurt you. dragon snake tiger crane leopard dragon snake tiger crane leopard Qing, Qing I know who you are. you are Qingtian Lu who lost the king position thirty years ago. thank you for your rememory I won all the people with my kungfu at the kungfu meeting that year. but your monks said I was too young, had no enough prestige. it is you who made me lost the king position. I hate you, I swear I will take revenge. so you change your name, cut your hair to be a monk, live in the temple? yes, I live here for thirty years I take the fist book. I want my son to be the king of kungfu. I need the genarations of LU to be the king of kungfu. I feel it is very strange since the fist bood was stolen. when I found the false diamond blood mark I guess there is a hidden traitor in temple. but I didn't think it is you. it is me. I killed Mr Shi and Huichen. my father had no hatred with you. I killed the strongest rival for my son. how you killed when you in the sealed room. there is a secret road to the outside. what's wrong with Huichen? he suspected me and ask for my actions. I have no way but killed him. why you said it was me who killed them. a scapegoat will make me safe. ok, now all of you understand. today I will take the thirty years' revenge. the new hatred of killing my son, destroy shaolin. it is me who killed your son, have nothing to do with shaolin. leopard who? who hit me? don't stop me. who are you? foot, foot oh, oh you cruel, you cruel it is my turn to hit you. why you stop me? Go away. the worse you help snake tiger five in all master, stop hitting |
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