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Raiders Of The Lost Shark (2015)
-You're back!
-Yeah, took the short route. This is the most god-awful boring post I've ever had. I'd kill you just for something to do. -What? -Just kidding. Mostly. What's up? What do you mean? You look like a kid with your hand in the cookie jar. You didn't. Bring her out. Hi. Gary, you idiot, if the boss knew you brought a girl out here, she'd skin you alive. You're not gonna tell her, are you? Give me one good reason. Easy. I brought one for you too. No, no no. Hey, Gary. Come on, Tyler. There's nobody around. We're guarding an empty lake. Besides, me and Tracy haven't seen each other in almost a week. Maybe we should go. No! We just want to have some fun. Alright, go ahead. Aren't you coming? Somebody's got to mind the store. Look, if this is gonna get you into trouble, we'll leave. Na, it's alright. Aren't you going to go with them? -Three's a crowd -Yeah. Coffee? You come over here. It's time for you to take some of your medicine. You're not the boss of me. I'm Tyson! Tyler. What'd I tell you, bro? Best idea ever. I gotta tell you Gare, when you're right you're right. And brother, you're right. Gary. Don't worry, this place is deserted. Nobody ever comes here. Besides, who's going to get me in trouble, my supervisor? -You know what? -What? -It's hot in here. -You got that right. No, I mean let's get out of here. You know I'm on the clock. I can't just up and leave the island. Well then, let's go under the stars then. What do you think, Gare? Can you handle things without me? Yeah. I got her covered. Your romantic evening awaits, my dear. Such a gentleman! Why can't you be a gentleman like him? Cuz you don't like gentlemen. Yeah! I guess, there? Come on, lay down with me. That water sure looks nice. You look nice. Why not come lie down with me? No, I think I wanna go for a swim. A swim? But I brought bubbly and a blanket and everything. I'm sorry, what? Come on, come for a swim! Gary... Wait for me! You know, this isn't so bad after all. See, a woman knows best. And if you're the kind of guy I think you are you'll recognize I'm boss. Ungh! You see, this is what I'm talking about! Quit messing around! My horoscope was right, you're no good for me. Did you hear that? You're no good for me! If you don't show yourself in five seconds we're through! One... two... three... It's about time you smartened up. RAIDERS OF THE LOST SHARK I'm sorry that we're boring you, Steven. No not at all, Professor Reynolds. I was just... Having a dream? Well, welcome back to reality. -Sorry. -Apology accepted. Let's continue. The megaladon was as species of shark that originated approximately 28 million years ago. The sheer size of this beast was staggering. In some cases, up to and over 60 feet in length. -Professor Reynolds? -Yes, Kim? You said the shark originated up to 28 million years ago? That's right. Well I was just wondering, when did it become extinct? There's speculation that the creature died off about 1.5 million years ago. Speculation? You don't think that this could still exist, do you? Professor Reynolds? Sorry May. What was your questions? I was just wondering about your thoughts on the megaladon's extinction. Do you think that something like this could still exist without us knowing about it? What about other prehistoric sea life? We know more about the surface of the moon than we do about the depths of the oceans and the seas. Reports of "submarine", a 55 plus foot shark feeding off the coast of South Africa are still being claimed today. That's a big shark. We've only just begun. Tales of giant squid and octopus have been reported for years but only within the last year have we actually been able to record a colossal squid in the wild. We've only explored 5% of what the oceans have to offer and I don't think we should close our minds to the possibility that maybe this, or other prehistoric creatures, could still exist today. So, just because my speech took up the majority of the class does not mean that the work falls behind. I expect you all to read chapters 5 through 7 for the next class and write down what creatures you think may still be alive today. Take into consideration climate and food chain. I look forward to reading your responses on Monday. Thank you everyone and have a great weekend. Gary, I don't see anything. Do you have to yell so loud? Geez, I think I drank too much. What are you yelling at me for? For the love of all that is holy my head is about to explode! Listen, Tyler and Sarah never came back. I need to get him back to his post before the next shift arrives. Why is the sun so bright? We'll have a science lesson another time. You're an ass! Hey look, over there! Check this out. It doesn't match what I'm wearing. No, it's what Tyler was wearing. -You know what I think? -What's that? They probably finished off a nice, romantic night in each other's arms. Clearly, they're nude and I don't feel like rudely waking up naked people. I suppose I can't argue with that. You know what I do feel like? What? I'm going to freshen up in the lake. Mama. You should come in here, the water's amazing! Best cure for a hangover! I'm good, thanks. So much for my big, brave security guard boyfriend. I'm not scared of the water I just don't feel like swimming right now. Who are you trying to kid? Kid, nothing. I'm just a dry-ground kinda guy in the morning, that's all. Nice try, chicken! So I'm a chicken, now? A big chicken! A big old hungover chicken! You know when you get back on dry ground you're gonna get it, right? I'm not the one who's a big fat... Tracy! Tracy! Tracy, where are you? Tracy! Where are you? Where the hell... where the hell am I? I gotta get out of here. So you guys want to go to Spaz's party tonight or what? I don't know, Steve. Spaz's parties get pretty out of control. Yeah, that's why we should all go. It'll be a riot. To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of Spaz to begin with. Why not? Cuz he's a spaz, maybe? Ok, so what do you guys want to do tonight? Any bright ideas? Isn't Wiener having a party? Even worse. What was up with Professor Reynolds today? She seemed really out of it. Like, she drifted off five times. She probably just needs a weekend of rest and relaxation. Works for me whenever I tune out. Yeah, you must get a lot of rest then. Shut up! No seriously, did some stuff happen to her? Like, bad stuff when she was a kid, maybe? I bet it was the island. Yeah, I heard about it when I was in high school. She and some friends went out to this island and stuff got all messed up. Yeah, I heard about that. I just didn't know Reynolds was involved. Yeah, she was the only survivor. -Knock it off. -Wait, what? Come on, you have to fill me in on this. The only survivor? Fill us, I want to hear this story too. Ok, so here's what I heard happened: Apparently there's this company out on Murphy's Island doing some research or something. Word is, something happened there. Something terrible. Come on, really? Well, not like a curse or anything, but her sister got killed and so did a bunch of people working there. She was the only survivor and she hasn't been the same since. That's insane, I wonder what could have done it. Judging by the way she was today it was probably some big-ass shark or something. Whatever. That's what we should do! What's that? We should totally check out Murphy's Island! Didn't I just tell you? I don't know, it kind of sounds exciting. Kim, not you! I thought you'd be cool about this. You don't really believe all that nonsense, do you? No no, it's ok, maybe we'll find Bigfoot and he can help us row to the island. Or we could just ride the Loch Ness monster there! So are you coming, May or what? Are you scared? Come on, you really think that's going to work on me? I'm counting on it. Well, you are correct. You can count me in, guys. Awesome! Looks like it's gonna be an adventure weekend. Just Steven and the ladies. No. Anyone got a microbus? This is going to be so awesome! Rachel. You're right, the guardhouse is empty. If those bozos ducked out early again... They didn't. How do you know? Crap, they didn't. They did. -Dumbass! -For sure. Dragon Lady is going to want to know about this. You have to call it in. Don't let her hear you call her that. Patch me through to the boss, please. Code Red. Ma'am, your worst fears have been confirmed. Both of them? Yes, ma'am. Those idiots! Yes, ma'am. I told them to stay away from the water! It gets worse. How can it possibly get any worse? It looks like they had dates. Ma'am? Ma'am, what would you like us to do? Collect all the evidence. The geeks may find something in that mess and bring it all back here. Understood. Well, what did she say? She wants you to collect all the evidence while I check the perimeter. Really? How? I don't know, grab some garbage bags from the guardhouse or something. Snap to it! Laura! What? -What's that? -Where? There! My god, there's somebody alive out there! We've got to get him out of the water! Get out of the water, it's not safe! -Where did he go? -He was just there! You're going to have to go in and check. -What? -Go in and check. He's gone! There he is! Go! We're sending someone out to save you! Dammit Don't worry, buddy. Hold on. Hey, where the hell did you go? What the hell!? Where's the rest of you?! Fake! He was using a fake! -Janet? -Hello, Carly. Or do we go by Professor Reynolds these days? Carly's fine. What are you... I mean, why are you here? It's about the island. The island. What about it? I haven't spoken to or said anything to anyone. I know, I know. Relax, Carly. And as long as it stays that way, we'll be just fine. I'm here for business. We're in need of your expertise. My expertise? Yes. You know what. Captain? Captain, wake up! What? What the hell? Captain, we just got a call that might be of interest to you. You show me the respect I am due. You call me sheriff. But captain, first of all, this is Canada we don't have sheriffs up here, and secondly... Secondly, you call me sheriff or you will no longer be my deputy, you'll go back to being simply my brother-in-law. Don't forget this post is a favor to my wife, after all. Sheriff, sheriff, we just got a call that might interest you. That's more like it. What kind of call? Apparently, a pair of townies have gone missing. We just got a pair of frantic phone calls from their parents Townies? A couple of women from down at the tavern. Apparently, they were going to hang out with these fellas and have a party but they never came home. Great. I bet they just can't hold their liquor. I'm sure we'll find them sleeping in a car at the side of the road. Apparently one of the ladies is dating a guard that works down at the island. Well, if they ended up there it's the Dragon Lady's problem. She has her own security force, let them deal with it. But captain, sheriff... I'll tell you what we do: you go make a few phone calls, see if the girls ended up at any of their friend's houses. I'm going to sit back, put my feet up on my desk and read the National Geographic just for the pictures. Do you catch my drift? I hear you loud and clear, sheriff. Attaboy. So is this where seaweed is born? You guys got everything you need? I think we're good. So this guy, we're just supposed to meet him here? Who's this, and the what now? I kinda charted a boat to take us to the island. How in the hell? I just let my fingers do the walking and called the guy who charters his boat. He sounds like a crusty old seaman on the phone but he's got a boat and he promised to take us to the island. This is crazy. They're going to hear us coming from miles away. Don't sweat it. With our luck, it'll probably be a row boat. That is not cool, man. I am not rowing a boat. I'm not doing any rowing either. Come on, guys. Let's move. I said we'd meet him down by the docks. Alright. So, let me understand this correctly. You're telling me there's a killer shark on the loose. Well, we're not sure yet, but if there is we'll need someone with your skill set. So we figured, rather than start again with someone new You want someone who's seen or killed one of these before, am I right? Well, in maybe less colorful words, yes. But there's a lot more to this than just finding a shark. What else could there be? So far you haven't exactly sold me on this idea. What if I were to tell you that there is a somewhat prehistoric element to all of this? I'd tell you you're watching too many bad movies. I'm dead serious about this, Carly! A week ago, we discovered an underwater cave while drilling. A cave? Yes, a cave, which we now believe had remained untouched for thousands of years. Go on. Anyway, something got out. I don't like where this is going. We sent a couple of divers in to examine the cave after the drilling and they never came out. Go on. More recently, some of our security guards went missing after swimming in the lake, presumed dead. Goddammit! How do I put this? I think we released a killer shark. Dammit, Janet, you continue to drill in that lake even after what happened to my sister? We figured it was a long shot that something like this would happen again. Well, you rolled the dice and lost. Will you help me? What do you want me to do? Identify the problem for sure, to start with. If it isn't a shark, we need to know. And if it is, you need to tell us what to do to get rid of it. I don't know about this. I know this must be difficult, but we really need you. I know, it's just that... I'm sorry about your sister. I know this is hard. Are you Captain Stubing? It's Steuben. Captain Steuben. What can I do for you, young lady? I'm May. I'm your charter for today. We spoke on the phone earlier? So you're the one that wants to go to the forbidden island, are ya? I guess so. Why is it forbidden? It's all because of the shark, miss. These sharks aren't like normal sharks. These sharks are filled with hate and piss and fire. Look Captain, I don't believe these bogus stories about dino-sharks or whatever they're supposed to be. I've studied sharks and they can't possibly hate. They're creatures of habit and instinct and that's it. Let me tell ya something about sharks you can't read about in any books, young lady. These sharks, they can hunt. They can reason and they can kill with a vengeance in their hearts. It was a shark that took my hand. But you still have both of your hands. This isn't my hand! Can we get going now, or...? So what exactly do you expect me to do? All in due time. It was great catching up with you. I'm glad you're doing so well. Yeah, I guess. Let's get the formalities out of the way first, shall we? Sure. These are pretty straightforward. You're simply signing that you will in no way discuss what goes on here. What exactly am I getting myself into? You simply sign and we pay you to keep quiet. Good. Let's get started, shall we? # Baby you're tryin to hurt me when I'm down # And baby you know my heart's been kicked around # Well too much of you is what's been getting to me # And I don't want to hear you're sorry # Well I can't stand it # Frustration makes me blue # But I'm so glad I'm getting rid of you # I've taken all I can take from you # Baby you lied and you took me for a ride # Well I can't tell ya how much that hurt inside # Well if I can't take it there's one thing I can do # And I will start by getting rid of you # I've taken all I can take from you # Chains been bringing me all the way down # You know there ain't nothin I can do # But if there's one thing that makes me feel better # It's to know that I am rid of you # I'm getting rid of you # It's all that I can do # Sheriff! More news! What, is this about the townies? No, sir. This is about some tourists. Well I certainly hope it was worth interrupting my mid-afternoon nap. A couple visiting from Quebec. The husband claims that the wife was killed. Please tell me he confessed so that we can just slap the cuffs on him and be home in time for Jeopardy. He says she was killed by a shark. -A shark?! -A shark. Where was the couple when this shark attacked? McDonald's Landing. Near the island. Why do you always call it an island? Technically, it's a peninsula. Either way, I have a feeling we've got a lot of bad coming our way. I'll put some coffee on. You do that, deputy. You do that. So what we need to do is get you to the island and see if we can identify the problem. Loud noises work well. I beg your pardon? Loud noises, like explosives. It could bring whatever's in the water up to the surface. Perfect! But hold on a second, I'm not a shark hunter. I'm a fish expert who knows a little bit about... Think of it as an adventure. Besides, we're not even sure that it's a shark. Come on, this way. What is this place? This is Rodney. He monitors, well everything. Is that the island? Yeah that's... Yes, it is. And that's why we keep him in this room. Can you pause that screen right there? What do we have here? Where is that? Are they going to the island? No no, they aren't going, that's not on the island, that's on, that's on, Where the hell is it? That's on the other side, madam. I suppose they'd be going there. Thank you. I hope they aren't planning on doing what it looks like they're doing with all this shark nonsense. My god, those are my students. Live bait. So, I don't mean to sound like an impatient child... Then don't say it. But are we there yet? Kimberly, can you just enjoy the relaxing boat ride? The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and old geezers are free to walk outside. Present company excluded, of course. I like walking. Yeah Kim, just chill. -Yeah. -Sorry. I just get a little bit uneasy when I'm in the middle of a huge body of water and I'm nowhere near the shore. I sure hope the captain's smarter than he looks. You and me both, sister. Anybody want a bag of complimentary nuts? Yar. Come on let's go, let's go! What's the big deal? When you've seen one beach, you've seen them all. Easy for you to say, I had to work days all summer. I didn't get to go to the beach. What are you doing? I'm going swimming. What did you think I was going to do at the beach? Maybe take a walk? You're not going in there, that water's freezing. I'm totally going in the water. Whatever. Come one, it'll be fun! It'll be fun. I'm not getting in there. Come on, don't be a wimp. Me, a wimp? What's the problem, tough guy? The problem is, I'm like 1% body fat. My body doesn't agree with the cold. I'll freeze! Whatever, I'm going in. What about the fish? What about the fish? You know those little bastards that nip you at your toes in the water? What's the point of having all that muscle if you're afraid of fish and water? I'm not afraid of fish. I just said I didn't like them. Come on, what have fish ever done to you? Flying shark? Flying shark! I have to get out there. I have to save those kids! We'll get you there right away. We have a small plane that's fueling up as we speak. We can leave immediately. Boss? There's something you should see. What is it? Terror grips the town tonight in what seems to be a series of deadly attacks. What the hell is this about? We have to go. Hold on. A tourist from Quebec reports that his wife was killed today at a local beach. Killed by a shark. Dammit! Initially written off as a false report this story has taken flight due to a second shark attack. A woman reports that her boyfriend was also killed by a shark. Two couples with a very similar attack? at six o'clock. Local beaches? Really, Janet? I thought you said the shark was contained to the lake? There are some access points that join the lake to some outside bodies of water but those points are heavily secured by fences. Rodney? Checking now. It appears that all access points have been breached. This is not good. Yeah, I would say not. This is a lakeside community, Janet. Now that shark has the run of the whole town. We really need your help, Carly. I'll do what I can, but you have to get me up there first. Five bottles of beer on the boat five bottles of beer! Take one down pass it around Captain? Four bottles of beer on the boat! -Captain! -Four bottles of beer on the boat, four bottles of beer! -Captain. -Take one down pass it around Captain! Three bottles of beer on the boat! Shut up! Just stop singing! It's my boat, it's my rules. Now where was I? You made me lose my place. I'm going to have to start all over again. One thousand bottles of beer on the boat one thousand bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around! What the hell was that? I think we hit something! There's nothing here to hit. Let me take a look-see. Be careful. Don't worry your pretty little head, missy. Kimberly! Hold on! Kim, swim towards the boat! No, don't! Swim towards the shore! There's something by the boat! Hello? Professor Reynolds, is that you? Please help us! Kim is gonna make it! My god! Professor! Professor, you have to send help! The shark just got Kimberly! What do we do? Stay together, don't move. Get closer! What's she saying? Something about... don't stay together. My god, split up! No, stay together! No, stay together! She said stay together! Dammit! Steven! Steven! Swim! Get to shore while its busy feeding. Sit tight, May. Help is coming. Janet, we've run out of time. We have to get there. I told you, my people are already filling up the plane. Well, isn't there a faster way? If you think you can run there any faster, be my guest. Dammit, this is history repeating itself. Just like what happened to my sister. This is the life. I know? The water looks great? Yep, the perfect day. Such an amazing day for sure. What the-? You freak! I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. You were so out of it. Well, I'm not out of it now. What the heck is this stuff? Sunblock. Now you won't burn that forehead of yours like you always do You're nuts, you know that? Quit complaining and go wash it off. Three years of university paying off right now. -Shut up. -Whatever. You know you could have gotten some in my eye. You know you coulda got some in my eye. Dammit Carly, I told you I'd get something in my eye. Stop being such a big baby. Just dunk your head in the water, it'll rinse right out. Pass me my towel, would you? I still can't see. Fine, I'll get it you big baby. Alright, let's stop horsing around. We have some work to do. Like I'm the one horsing around. Look I know, but let's collect the sample we need. Once we figure out if there was any drilling that was done here then we can call it a job done. Fine. Pass me a test tube. Ta da! Rita! What? Carly? Carly! Let's get to the landing strip. The plane will be there when we arrive. Let's go. Sheriff, sheriff! A shark. You guessed it. This story's pretty weird though. Weirder than shark attacks on a lake? A man and a woman were walking on the waterfront and the woman says the man was eaten by a shark. So what's so weird about that? She was in the water. He was on land! Come again? She said he was eaten by a flying shark! Flying shark? Well now I've heard everything. What should we do, sheriff? Should we go close the beaches? Round up a posse? One thing at a time, deputy. First things first, help me find my pants. Yes, sir. Then we'll go down to that island and find out what the hell's going on! Penninsula. Kim, Steven. The phone! I have wifi here! I have wifi here? This is a really good phone. Come on. Crap. Come on May, you can do this. Keep it together. Just keep it together. My gosh! Hello? Hello? The what? Hello there. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you. Who are you? I'm Howell and this is my island. Your island? But there's a shark here. It killed my friends. I know, that would be mine. Yours? Yeah, but don't worry. It's genetically engineered and slightly radioactive. It's likely going to be dead soon. What are you even doing here? Experiments. You're experimenting on sharks? They are beautiful creatures but I made them better. No, they kill people. No no, they are nature's most perfect machine. Perfect machine? You bet they are. They can smell one part per million of blood in sea water. They can hear their prey from many kilometers away. They can even detect the electromagnetic field that all living creatures create. Electromagnetic? That's right., the shark has got the greatest electrical sensitivity of any animal. They can find their hidden prey by simply detecting the electric field that they produce. I gotta get off this island. It ain't gonna happen. Is that blood on your hands? I need your help. What do you mean? My masterpiece is ready. No, you're crazy. That's what Janet said, I'm crazy. And in a sane world it's the crazy man who's king. Behold, the next step in the evolution of the shark! This is horrible. We need to call the National Guard. But this is Canada, we don't have a National Guard. What are we gonna do? How many victims do you need to qualify as a crisis? I don't know, three or four? I think we're good. I have to admit Janet, that was a pretty nice plane. I know, it cost me enough. Did you hear that? Yes. Is that a flying shark? My god! My plane! Professor Reynolds! May! May. I'm so glad to see you. -Are you ok? -Yeah. Kim? Steven? The shark, we fell in the water and... It's ok, I'll get you off this island and I'll make those responsible pay. We need to move. Who's this? May, meet Janet, the one responsible for all of this. You bitch. No May, it's not the time. But Kim and Steven... I hate to break this up... Then don't. She needs a moment. We may not have one. Shit, we need to get out of here. Janet, which way? I don't know! I own the island but I've never been here before. There was a creepy guy back the way I came. Then let's head that way. But he did this. Yeah, so he may know how to get us off the island. Let's go. -May! -Over here. What happened? Where did it go? I don't know. Come on, let's go. Janet? Janet! I think she fell down that hill. Dammit Janet. What do we do now? We have to find that guy. He'll know how to get us off the island. Ok, well he was back this way. Okay. Carly? May? Hell, Janet. Brad. What are you doing here? I own this island, remember? No you don't, you sold it to me. Your check bounced. Doesn't matter. I don't work for you anymore. Wait a minute. You did it, didn't you? You made the formula work. Well that would seem pretty clear. Wait dammit! I want you to come back and work for me. After what you did? No way. I can change that. Anything you want, I can make it happen. It doesn't matter. I don't trust you. I asked you for one thing and one thing only and you laughed at me. Me! The most brilliant scientist on your staff and you humiliated me in front of everyone. Well, no more. -What? -We have to kill it. It's happening all over again! Ok, we'll kill it. Where's my bag? Watch the skies. Why is there never a cop around when you need one? Shouldn't we be doing something? We are. We're securing the beach. -The sky. -Right. May, are you alright? Yeah. You get the number of that truck? Well I see you didn't damage your sense of humor. Screw it, you're my responsibility and I'm going to get you off this island. I won't let what happened to my sister happen to you. Can you walk? Help me up and I'll dance. Yeah, forget what I said about your sense of humor. I thought it was funny. Sorry ladies, but you're not going anywhere. There's my baby. You can't do that! Yeah, I think I can. Right, Janet? I knew it! I knew this is what you wanted all along. I'm sorry you feel that way. Thank god, Janet. Don't thank me yet. You were right about one thing: that fish needs to die and you're just the one to do it. No, it's too dangerous. We have to get off this island. There's no boat. Yeah there is. I have one on the other side of the island. A really nice 30-foot pleasure craft. Radio, GPS, even a jacuzzi. All the bells and whistles. What? Alright, let's go before the shark comes back while we still have a chance. No. We're killing it. You're killing it, so grab your gear and go hunting. Ok, don't hurt anyone. You better not miss. No, you can't do this. It's a monster, it has to be killed. No! She's right, the fish has to die. No, not my baby! Hey, give it back! Janet. Brad. Why did I marry you? Because I said yes. May, how did you know? Well, I saw him fiddling with this when we heard the shark come and then I remembered what he said about shark's having an electromagnetic sensitivity. So I just figured, maybe he was using this to hide his electromagnetic field. May, that was brilliant! I don't care what they say about you, that was brilliant. Thanks, I just... wait, what? Let's go before the shark comes back. What do they say about me? Professor, we can use this to hide from the shark while we look for Howell's boat. We're not going, are we. I hate to admit it but Janet was right. We need to kill this thing. -But... -No buts. Stay hidden. Come on out, you flying fish! You've had your dinner now have your dessert. Professor Reynolds? May, no! -It's coming. -May, what have you done? It won't come unless it smells blood. Professor? It's been a blast. Chief, I mean sheriff, look! Well look at that. Do you think that's the flying shark everyone's been talking about? I reckon so. Cool! You did it! We did it. Now what? We find Howell's boat and we go home. You know, you did really good figuring out that electromagnetic thing. Thanks, you weren't so bad with that action hero bit. Thanks. Did you finish your homework for Monday? # Baby tryin to hurt me when I'm down # And baby you know my heart's been kicked around # Well too much of you # Is what's been getting to me # And I don't want to hear you're sorry # Well I can't stand it # Frustration makes me blue # But I'm so glad I'm gettin rid of you # I've taken all I can take from you # Baby you lied and you took me for a ride # Well I can't tell ya how much that hurt inside # Well if I can't take it there's one thing I can do # And I will start by gettin rid of you # I've taken all I can take from you # Chains been bringin me all the way down # You know there ain't nothin I can do # But if there's one thing that makes me feel better # It's to know that I am rid of you # I'm gettin rid of you # It's all that I can do # # I won't tell ya all the things you do # Cuz talk is cheap and honey so are you # Well I hope this is really killing you # Cuz I'm so glad I'm gettin rid of you # I've taken all I can take from you # Chains been bringin me all the way down # You know there ain't nothin I can do # But if there's one thing that makes me feel better # It's to know that I am rid of you # I'm gettin rid of you # It's all that I can do # I'm gettin rid of you # It's all that I can do # # Baby you said your love could show me more # Well I only know that you bit right to the core # Now I've got one more thing to say to you # And that's I'm so glad I'm gettin rid of you # I've taken all I can take from you # Chains been bringin me all the way down # You know there ain't nothin I can do # But if there's one thing that makes me feel better # It's to know that I am rid of you # I'm gettin rid of you # It's all that I can do # I'm gettin rid of you # It's all that I can do # Ooooh # |
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