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School of Life (2005)
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yeah whatever yeah and yeah you yeah yeah yeah this is albert middle school my name is duly not a student here my grandfather teaches you my father teaches here talk about pressure next year my graduation expect me to be valedictorian get one of those inspirational speeches like the ones to discipline take English tour met already killed some of us these have been our companions their faces severe directly heads informed and lab partners teammates and car pools shared reluctantly so now we are moving on what will be an equally treacherous road with nothing to look for it too except for the inevitable alienation from the cool people who if there is any justice in this cruel world will be waiting on a sunday in our local restaurants assuming we have enough money to pay for meals after spending our hard-earned wages on therapy so with this let us step within the high school good luck that's my grandfather my dad seemed like the norm and not to be a day that would change our lives forever that was a little bit of sunshine you're welcome this is very inappropriate ready when you just relax I think we ought to take a moment to feel inspired by the words our valedictorian Susie Jessa imagine Howard self-appointed to mcs for us to take over thought they were opening in vegas we are here to present student elected teacher of the year award this year's award comes as no surprise to any of us I mean he's been at the school since elected president you can forget all those legendary stories like when he was caught like a studio quarters with that is that instructor hundred McGillicutty that was very she was a big baddies Tommy how to get the most out of the seventh grade even if it takes me a couple years ways and gentlemen is our unless an honor to present for the 43rd consecutive year student I can be sure that your award to mr. started not in water well after so many years I don't know what to say anymore mainly because at my age I have forgotten most of the English language there is one thing that even old age can take away and that is the gift of teaching the miracles that we see every day in the eyes of those who open their minds to the world of knowledge miracles can happen if you let them take it back with a Break let him breathe somebody get a doctor yet about their 911 right it's okay down here I'm here I'm here it takes less than death kilogram had come down right where with my trophy somebody get into trouble here it is mr. Chilton Matt it don't die on me but don't die I don't understand take take your shot shotgun and what shot that Dad then I still wonder what it would have been like to be the thing that's his mom and I were spread a better memory the worst part of not being there is the feeling that you could have helped in some way maybe even changed the outcome I'll always remember what grandma used to say life is tiny so don't ever miss the opportunity to spread your wings the summer but times like this i wonder if maybe a little set best life sucks and then you die thank you that really helps ok ok it and Linda laughing grams I made a decision that they no matter how old i got I'd stop by see bringing flowers chocolate covered coffee beans he loved so we know I remembered how important he was to me good hi just like this guy was doing for someone he cared about yeah it didn't take me long to realize that when it came to pay tribute to gramps I better be prepared to stand in line any still awake currently you okay exchangeable in French class I know your work when I'm sorry i was looking forward to that too yeah not teacher 11 pentagrams well you know i'll be there I mean if you need me yeah but your biology key so it's just different all I know you're not Stormin Norman let me tell you something kiddo a Warner has won Teacher of the Year at fallbrook for 43 years yeah but that was grams well here's a little secret number 44 is gonna be a warrior to you just watch and see and that's not important you bet it's important i'll get some sleep okay get up I'm already in the room you just can't see me I'm gonna shadow and convince my parents didn't even though we got the paper come on our religious why I just a dream alright this is my ear I am relaxed and my eyes are open with my lunch no it's not just testing can be great thanks hey great kiddo you're all set not like honey ok ready for a new school year you got everything to me this morning everyone morning kids the morning probably one of the most amazing things I learned from again was how to make myself invisible a great day huh it's gonna be a great year see I'm gone vanished what are you doing nothing just stretching ok kiddo let's see who goes first call it the coin toss was my idea yes no you don't have been hanging with your dad get like that hey who needs luck this is my year especially at your school yeah the first day of the new school year is always awkward people know people you don't know the ones you only dream about chase them i was way too shy even look at her but hey there's my dad's lucky day why not lined to right Ron one chance I had and I blown it big-time right i doing let me tell you something more impressive woman when you all its gonna make a lot of funk you know like this stop got it really works at hey with women are no guarantees but i can tell you this one for me and I fall for a lot of with no you your history well I see many familiar faces out there and for those of you I already know hello and for all you students well how about a nice big fallbrook look I'm principal bass and i look forward to getting reacquainted with you hopefully these acquaintances will take place in the hallways and it breaks and not down at my office if you understand now my privilege to introduce you to a fine group of educators your department heads if you could just stand when I call your name please um mathematics a little welcome back Maggie English Don parks on physical education and cocaine I hope Clark this nice babies alright for science is on the barley great stormin norman water and it's not an easy job to replace the nikon so we're fortunate to have an alumni of fallbrook for history would you please make him feel welcome in his first year mr. Michael Angelo Angelo would like whopper some introductory remarks ok we tell me cool i think it's important that that you all know I'm only here until a good fast-food job opens up you know saying my name is Michelangelo and its principal past mentioned I was once a student here in 20 minutes you flunk Oh se15 grades you may remember me i was the shy underdeveloped girl with braces it's very inappropriate you know education is truly a hero's journey it seems to be the going to schools a lot like a Star Wars movie you're all Luke Skywalker's Lucy Skywalker's whichever applies and school is just one of the many places that you're gonna receive your Jedi training because we need to get ready to go to battle against the evil empire now evil empire it's not our school our parents or even the question will meet products in the cafeteria see the evil empire is a belief is believing that we have limitations you don't whether you realize it or not every single one of you is perfect norman was my jedi master the greatest lesson that he thought he was that I was my own teacher was my own master and a lesson that I hope to teach all of you and not worry about what you're doing because it doesn't matter worry about who you're being you do that there is absolutely nothing stopping you from going on this world and kicking some serious ass school now this is your life saver put into a single piece of paper at heart a little courage and together we can make this world a better place let me take this journey with you yeah there was a dreaded Shadow falling off my dad those of us in mr b's class to blast the end of all others after all eternity dull assembly into a rock the house rally think we'd like to do with history class this guy was nothing like the other teachers step get your email that off Brad or was it once you have to be one of those darksidegti's you think about my good buddy said to the one thing you fear most I'm supposed to read it aloud it says that there is no this is sitting shirt whoo that was close you see the seating chart is the first thing that separates the cool teachers from well you know everyone please note the seating chart on the blackboard where the shackles people the seating chart exist so that i can learn your name's faster and open the lines of communication between us and mr. one cavity and of course you can it not be in the back of course you can good morning class well I'm glad to see everyone's so happy with where they're sitting Thank You Seth that wasn't so hard was it but don't get too comfortable yet okay sometimes the origin is worth chase mr. d how do you know any money yeah you're already picking favorites are you okay people I have one very simple rule in this class you do my homework and I'll do yours scratch that i'll do your homework and you do my nails excited can someone tell me what I'm trying to say don't we do our homework and you to use yes that's it thank you very much you do your homework and you do mine you guys ready to have what is life science well tell you life science is the greatest mystery in the universe now who can tell me why that is death because the vastness of the universe the only evidence of any real life is she on planet earth very good Patti but what about my I had become the Martians help Eddie what they actually found was a meteorite that they believe broke off from Mars millions of years ago and they think that it might contain fossilized microorganisms but now whether or not that is proof of life is still a mystery yes Clyde one of the great mysteries i know is that I'm sell for ages now one man's coming close to solving this one well this has very interesting Clyde so what is it what is this mystery why you have to take this boring class chase you about to tell me about the origin of our history it means his story stories we're happy to tell the kids that what happened to ask nice moves you're on fire okay what's wrong with that work Brad I don't know yes you do ok let me help ya Heather would you do this summer huh anything you can make it up if you want I'm well pleased me to my dad's car and jumped to my finger there you go I'm gonna have to report to the proper authorities but good nonetheless now set what's wrong with chases explanation of the world history girls has stories too oh yeah now how would you redefine what we're gonna study you enter her story we actually have another brandy just a model for you different special in your own way live it on it okay guys what we're gonna do is combine the two words his and her story now let's chase mention before the way in which isn't her story was recorded before he started writing it down was simply by telling it people gather around a storyteller would entertain and educate since I know you all to be true isn't her story and you just that everybody up please let's go buddy let's get a circle like with me and history all-in-one and yeah I apologize for the interruption now where were mr. disappeared into his closet may be necessary in a circle and me sitting right next to chase it was Moses yes Moses that said as he looked out onto the red sea parte I've got to get to an NRA meeting that's nice how much time do we have answer that question my friends is not on that clock how much time do we have not a lot that's how much time we have not a lot this guy was cool and when you look at you well you felt cool t we know the answer this question i would like you all to understand that from this moment forward each and every minute every second is brushes reach everyone but most importantly principal bass comes in here looking for a brown leather antique high-back chair I was never here they could have service with guys for lunch and no one would have noticed the only thing on everybody's mind was mr. do your little bastard and a good morning to you too many it's not pucks everyone hello fellow educators ok I got some learners out there really good first morning in my imagination or these kids reaching puberty sooner than they used to it's television Maggie pretty soon third graders were beginning boob jobs as far as language skills english is officially dead word up dead my kids are great of course they're great he teach art I don't buy that come on you guys but there's only half over besides these kids are easy to reach you just have to relate to them on their own level was misty species many amazing or what oh hey all the metaphor lives on never in all my years and I seen a teacher so quickly embraced by the students with the exception of your father that yesterday rules hey wait a minute i don't understand this why are we calling him mr. d no it's just it seemed so he's just six mr. for everyone anyone see mr. pete today mr. he was talking to the entire school stories and grown to almost legendary course jackpot even can support mysteries class acted like they were here for which they were also missing kids we used to wonder oh I Michelangelo we can get a chance to uh to me me me yeah yeah yeah after the assembly no yeah yeah boy I'm I'm sorry about your father you're very lucky man excuse me that didn't sound right at all what I meant to say was that it must have been something grown-up under stormwater oh yes it was yeah that he cast a shadow yeah i forgot time anyone got a way to go but I was like been Mr met mr. mr. MacMaster warm matte matte he brushed me off he doesn't even know you oh so you're saying that if he didn't know me that many would crush me while i am not going to have taken I just think the guys are shown on the fly maybe you're right they don't they don't a ghetto not out of the carton house practice let's just say that if we win a game in any sport this year it'll be a miracle that I wish we were bad just filed suck wait a minute i think burncoat is a pretty great coach that I can't even address that said you felt pretty new girl know what are you doing any your mother just want to know what kind of day I had let me give you the cliff notes version if it weren't for mr. key this would have been the most embarrassing day of my life have a good one what I want all of you to do is to imagine that you have three to study any aspect of life science that you choose anything anything as long as it relates to life science that can be an interesting plant or an animal that you've been wondering about what about the female anatomy class there's nothing funny about the female anatomy Clyde if you can take that topic seriously than that would certainly qualify awesome right right now once you make your pick i want each of you to write a description of your respective topics what our respective topic well you know that they're the ones that you choose i mean you know i mean each of you individually I mean they're you know they're they're all of your each of your topics that clears it up good now then I want you to explain why I'm gonna bring great place it's nothing class just stay in your seats no it's not that bad just been not that you look bad it is serious . you can you notification oh this was thinking private water the first recorded use of mathematics education battlefields march forth 1944 well mr. trying to make love not war on your own time creating visits take all the races within your hands do to work around you better save for later soldier how much time do we have helped her up and I gotta get to the theater and its server yeah yes to me i was wondering if you can you find pie excuse me my moon pie can you play him and I going to me if I knew your moon pie then every student will want to use the microwave now do you think that's the purpose of the faculty lounge I guess not okay then amen glad you're here so I look the way I see it nobody should tell anybody else how to teach but obviously he needs to understand the parameters in which we work here right what the hell are you talking about Angelo what about what happen what about him we're just talking about how creative mr. these methods are not maybe we could all be a little more creative with their own created oh well that's one way of looking at it hey here is ok this is where the craziness start mr. you taking the ball was going all the way to the end all we need now is a cheerleader that's not a very healthy lunch oh that's not really my lunch of course it isn't I don't want that is you want to a garage door now eats a moon pie what is your problem excuse me mr. do you so shy I think I'm attracted to that morning crisis center have a crisis not honey honey take a deep breath chest don't say it didn't see it what's going on it's not a shadow anymore it's an eclipse it's a total eclipse I could live with shadow Matt slow down what are you talking about Mr D going to anybody I'll do your homework for a month i think i was being kind when I said we were yes dad are you alright ok so who wants to go in you you what about you you you know I'd better calling the game coach we were about to make history complete the first junior high team that you don't ever go on strike so let me guess you didn't get the problem of course I didn't walk mr. demon if I did know I could you do me one favor anything but you not say Mr D because that's all I over here mr. t mr. diamond today I'm beginning to hate the letter ok how does she's here large they're the right size for you think so no don't feel guilty about what I'm stepping out of the shadows I still here telling me to relax and now to not judge something even before I've seen it I know how do you always know exactly what I'm feeling I don't know the next morning my dad took the trophy back to the school and finally emerged from the shadow free at last mr. water the record you like to comment on rumors spreading around the school what rumor will appear that mr. G has emerged but brother this is raised for Teacher of the Year I don't really want to comment about that ok everyone becomes truth this is the first time 44 years any water does not appear on the children look I really don't want to speculate about that all 44 years must be an enormous amount of pressure he now does that feel a family tradition and on President and record left in your hands and hanging by a thread mr. t is standing on top of you with appearance giant scissors every comment sir look let me just say that the year is far from over and that change is in the air ok that's all I can sit here yes nothing do that was so wrong we have ok Jurassic period throwing saurus rex middle finger ok like bomb early man extra-crispy here . about John last year all this is the greatest find of all time ladies and gentlemen swimsuit edition larger no articles is gonna go on dr. Keyes brother collection yeah hey girls want to go down this very science-y shadow teachers looks like our way to meet you thanks and parts of Mallory 100 continues on his way to capture and i'll be feel valuable player 11 hours and seven straight down on your date for biology bathroom okay well maybe trying nothing that befalls ok if you don't become enlightened okay Heidi seriously affected that matter that i'm on i'm taking out maybe yesterday about ok i will try and tell me what makes elbow not surprising that comes from Koji kitchen for my waters mr. be okay bring on the heat gonna be generally i'm old ones up here's a bitch students and teachers alike swirled into the whirlwind of mr. dude you gave me that one doing not my birthday thank you I love to do ok almost everybody mom you wouldn't believe the game today you want no great loss but you should see the city it was unbelievable bottom of the night and boom he was like Barry Bonds wow it's your dad's excited who needs a hug you watch late hi I know you keep to yourself mister Michael please come we should I don't bother you but you do something to me and then I started thinking that i can only be feeling that sort of you know whatever unless the other person who's doing it to me is also feeling that kind of something it does not make any sense to you that makes all the sense in the world really yeah really does and i would it really really like they don't have coffee with you sometime or bowling only yeah oh yeah I'm pretty sure like moving a lot but the fact is I can't and something state you are very attractive coming to me nothing to call you teased I'm not going to know when your specific the go on my parents bedroom that something happened that night only Mr D you say please and you said Mr D wonder if I seem sticky I don't know you tell me how did you know I've been my feelings for a man I've never even met and somehow you knew I can't hide it anymore Matt I'm in love with mr. t I distinctly heard you say I think I don't hey I'm not the one who's being unfaithful oh great now you're gonna go sleep on the couch well I guess you're gonna go crazy might as well dress for it yeah I don't think my dad even knew what he was looking for that didn't stop him was a man on the mission unrelenting obsessed hi catch huh my chair Oh Carl wants to know what characterizes target genes can anyone help out everyone knows the answer fucking the characterized extensions of the cell membrane can teach classes after school or on weekends mr. D'Angelo wanted you all to prepare your lessons to go do that order that emergency up work you'll have to call you back that's a physical impossibility hello Ellie I'm so glad I caught you I've been worried sick again this morning to apologize and you're comin already at school I was trying to locate a great book that i forgot about we've got your lunch in your briefcase with you also forgot i know i know i know this could be a change of clothes and some shoes and some socks too but we already on the road and we're part of this but you not tell me Elliot believing everything is gonna be okay I got him mad the Angelo i'll tell you about when you're gonna need a serious question your mom white is mr. d the effect he doesn't everybody and I thought it was gonna be a tough one humor me well he treats us like we're his friends I mean his lessons art lessons mystery the pole classes you know what I mean all I understand is that mystery is the key word here what am I saying sir with all due respect that's right here in his role of its secret of his popularity look at this straight a's across the board without exception I mean who wouldn't love this guy they're all gone to Harvard telling me to contact mr. day and have him come in here please so mad cannot yeah like a training yeah shower all the fruit loops very good this is a delicate situation i know it is i need to analysts in a manner which will prevent you further embarrassment I know you do I know you don't get the fewest don't worry clarity is just around come in and see me yesterday I wanted to be the first to congratulate you seem to have made a little bit of history down at the National Board of Education really yes you're the first teacher to ever have an entire class machine straight a's using the standardized tests oh wow oh and they have said over this little token of their appreciation and gratitude well well I'm not very proud of those kids all very proud of you keep up the good work congratulations thank you sir that oh well congratulations thank you hey thank you oh I like that I think this belongs to you as well oh yeah thank you standardized tests standardized test system you can't cheat on standardized tests I know yeah okay and until that the only reason doing is late is because his father called and needed it don't tell me a roll hey there hi i got the day off you want to do so honey please I'm sorry don't you need me net look I was just doing a last minute lesson plan checking situation and and I fell asleep honey please I need you right now Howie I'm sorry okay i want with people on a daily basis you have nothing you have everything that you seem determined to turn it into nothing that's not true i just like a job our life in you show up in your pajamas thank God didn't see you Ellie go Ellie Ellie down into schools out the casual Tuesday that when that's over plz shoutout why did I even think I had a chance to investigate afternoon coach afternoon i gotta break it out I'm not a very good coach either why they keep me here on staff I'm not sure we haven't won a game in any sports I started three years ago we got basketball season coming up and just buy it from softball games are quite naturally and you cannot really fast too ok ok ok I think you're really gonna enjoy it yeah that and what's happened shouldn't confuse no not at all go for copy hello girls oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah your shot darling yeah it's getting late you have to go how much time you have a lot don't you mean I've got montage materials marathon at home chop-chop snip-snip basically everything my apartment I don't want including in case you wanted me to share my old boyfriend hmm then you a the kids got pasted on to finish a finals cool preparing see what you know that he will connect my please do some paper mache things could be messy you know Denise I should tell you that I'm spoken for yeah I don't have everything unless they have you I'm anyone on that Warner jackass you're my jackass your dinner awaits and I night house chasing for the addams family i'll be my room chillin and yet please try not to come to school in your pajamas makes my life a living hell and it's bad enough already checkers major I'll be ready hey kiddo listen I'm sorry I embarrassed you in front of your girlfriend she's not my girlfriend will never be my girlfriend yet my heart hurt well it's not really your heart one sure feels like it i know it doesn't it'll go away I don't want to do you make it hurts but I feel alive mr. decent but sometimes in order to be truly alive sometimes need to feel things even if it's well that's just one way of looking at it but remember how you told me to solve my problems by putting them on a linear branching logic tree logic3 yeah absolutely yeah well I kind that that's great but then mr. dealogic seem to make a lot more sense to me so I think I'm gonna go with that oh he thinks that I feel better alright have a good night he cut down my tree now class in honor of the beginning of our study of human anatomy good morning will be jammas know Clyde no pajamas today but I do have something that I think you're going to enjoy now class everyone come on up here and gather around my desk and everyone take a look at this now can anyone tell me what this fleshy mass is something from the cafeteria it's a long left side most likely male very good Devin that's right mr. what's that to thinking let me show you watch this oh that it's pretty awesome isn't it and that is going on inside every one of you right now let's try it all together all right deep breaths together follow me Barbie's chalk oh I'll get you a new box thank you hey guys eat sushi that's good ok then in out and no one and A two and feel the stretch now that's good alright jazzercise there we go sorry we were just studying the lung thank you for the shock let's try that again ok here we go everybody shut up anybody yeah give me out anybody tell me what that was an example of thinking Thank You chase ok people will pop quiz thursday may still need to think for a second okay yeah yourselves basics have a good lunch and carrot because a get-together for me know where the great humanitarians the world Eleanor Roosevelt she once said do one thing everyday that scares you you guys comfortable thank you for your time here it is the moment of truth why do what my heart is telling me live like a puppy gravel beg for forgiveness know you think I'm geek hmm i think it's a deke yeah well he's not I'm not my dad yeah I'm looking your moon what what nothing good morning everyone that I yeah I just got a phone call from a few Evans parents very unpleasant call maybe feel a little tense but if you come down to my office after class I'd like to share this tension with you yes sir unbelievable baskets for any sign of weakness and a chance on your nuts like an African rhino yeah what's my therapist was it might be imprudent hey Matt you've got your moon pie but oh right yeah go ahead laugh laugh all you want i owe you a moon after the Germans and mom made sure dad always had an extra change of clothes the oxygen-rich blood leaves the heart and I count 10 wait a second mr. Warner that's what we said before you come along it doesn't yeah yeah actually generate returns to the heart via the capillary surrounding the alveoli after being here oh that's probably right i mean that's definitely right i mean very good that's good look if anyone else has any idea what I'm talking about just let me in on it okay hey mr. Morgan your idea thanksgiving is this the real no no no don't tell me I already know the guy you're looking for you to cross the that's one small step for man one giant pain in the end don't forget tomorrow we dissect basketballs and good luck to the front teeth sorry about the ovens boy I was demonstrating the function of the lungs in the human body and he evidently became overly enthusiastic about the lesson and he young like you know pastor well he hyperventilated and any past that that I didn't call you in here to talk about the amex boy or the fact that you pushed over national space hero we have a problem here Matt I'll tell you what I know your father for a long time and that's probably the only reason why you're not on suspension but if this keeps up my loyalty won't stand in the way of what needs to happen to keep the school running away i believe we all wanted to run I know that sir and I'm sorry I'm not looking for an apology met I want a decision I want you to decide whether or not you want to be an educator well I can't answer that right now so don't know no I don't think you can take a weekend pass you haven't father's on one you gotta stop holding onto things were as low as they could get any thought about winning teacher of the year has completely evaporated and ok yeah me to do okay never before seen such an atrocious performance went up like Fred trucks it's brilliant because I wanted America coach what you doing in the stands and and why is everybody cheering this weekend filled out there know isn't it great mystery has taught me to redefine the term . you have to win to be a winner when he isn't just winning winning is losing with a winning attitude because if you lose like a winner and a loss is a victory no matter who wins especially if you lose something like that now this might seem confusing but it's really quite simple because in scores reaching the following yeah mrs. John and the audience we got a basket but also to you mr. he said it was only a joke sportsmanship this expertise jeans I don't understand who is coaching 5 i'm not guys go I love who doesn't get it yet do guys we've got about 30 goals that's 30 points coach articles and 30 points ok so basically you have no chance of winning this game is everybody having a good time yeah trying their hardest yeah how much time we have not a lot you're handing here we've got the best more finely now this game i need to get all by comparison amateur detectives 470 elevated the professionals and he who used to turn signal when you're tailing someone and if you're gonna follow this course why not display yourself across mysteries with and save the gas money ok ok yeah even nature was calling my dad relax go home where it's warm and dry but no he was on a roll blind when you see push your luck man yeah yeah yeah yeah oh right like my dad is gonna climb a fire truck ladder the guy who gettin those big enough onto a bathroom scale it was your energy i might be live here yeah that's right yeah okay yeah we don't be mad house I don't think that's any of your business get your punk ass up yeah look what your reaction to that full number 21 number 21 it to what go home run around in the deep which one of you is me Oh God ok ok ok yeah yeah look at my clothes those fair and square loop our nation was founded on the principle of democracy and free drink when you got a minute tell me you want me to trade something for my own clothes assuming you like myself have experienced social financial reversal only properly continue to negotiate in the spirit of capitalism why you get that oh here here but what about these topics . no no thatthat's family are limiting my great-grandfather gave my grandfather and my might tell you ok deal but that's not even mine this respect a cantilever mr. he taught me anything that's a fair deal with a fair day it will be safe mister other yeah just when it looks like things couldn't get any stranger yeah this water I'm Michael D'Angelo I work with my husband DVD where he is you know I wouldn't worry about him too much he's been following me since yesterday afternoon following you you know he's pretty stressed out right now and I don't have something that like to help clear things up you want 25 min from so this is your yearbook yeah then you must have known mr. Warner senior oh I didn't just not storming norming water i want to be him that's Matt's battle to right there I should get home thinking when the Beast had learned we were still getting the paper thank you no good for me too yeah yeah ok yeah yeah yeah yeah ok Michael here's your Basin back to check up on your little yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah excuse me that's right let's go get someone to help you security Michael not since my own son matty and i had the privilege of knowing young man so empowered by the spirit of knowledge that he invites miracles northern border sorry Ellie I'm it so that high yeah I dad it was a scientist I don't think that you've been watching me because if you had been you probably would have told me to relax well I understand now that the shadows are gone you told me it takes less than death to kill a man well I don't want to keep dying bad and I won't thanks for listening hello class today I want you to close your textbooks and put away your pension papers because today is a pre . i want to know what you guys want to do anything at all those got an idea that mystique ok come on everyone out of your seat let's go come on obsession with mr. Deasy vanishing almost as fast as I guess my dad figure if you can't beat him you mind if we join you all tribes welcome ok cool kids hear me she's heart is weak sick though the flash my turn to dust my soul and strong or higher than ever before mr. pickle but being drunk breathing life like the wind party forever now any volunteers like a construction worker cowboy well mrs. Witherspoon don't give me a minute i want to say something to mr. D'Angelo I mean to mr. d then we'll head out get out great work dad in front of chase and kill me you know i can like that you do yeah what am i doing better i got you back there okay yeah I'll be there yeah yeah I guess I missed him i just wanted to thank him for today you'll have plenty of time for that I think you're gonna be here for a while chillin you know even if Mr D moved on to another school he'd always be a part of fallbrook just like grandpa audience you know and i'm mr. beuliss time is his story may be thinking perhaps me to my grandfather put on a dress but it was always telling me to take my shot to make every moment count 21 yeah I guess I never really understood what he meant until I met mr. d yeah yeah yeah made yeah yeah yeah almost useless spectacularly masterminded by our very own mr. do what did you all be done with this group of boys sounds almost dynamics without waking up to divert with it ok here we are getting any other team's basket Jerry a mistake but something's happened I don't know if it's because we're just having a good time but every once in a while we pull off a pink in front that's what kid like him yeah yeah good morning class I have test scores no no groaning you hope did extremely well we get all of us everyone yes now when I call your names come up here and you get your test out to mr. . we're not really sure you'll be able to return the school are you can you not read yeah and you completely spell the name of this glass Iran i take it you're familiar with the principal's office I'm on my way any other comedians ok class yeah I know we're all I just tell you something about mr. d he's not gonna let any sickness get with his way you watch and see you just watch and mr. Warner are you okay I'm good oh and so are you with your first day of the year congratulations patty oh and Clyde you didn't do so bad yourself come on down my guys with us mr. geet take your time you're plenty of pencil what everybody around isn't nice good work it's gonna be okay he tried to tell me he hasn't carrier tired like cancer in your ear can see who's gonna coach the museum too small what matters I'm shut up bread like me what I make you think Bigfoot's problem you but this no problem is going you know what the day wouldn't be very happy to show you guys fighting you know mr. people here are you students are you talking about well you don't have to be here to actually be I don't follow guys look every single day your teachers stand up in front of your classes and they give you things not just great i give your knowledge what they learned they give to you and every time you give something to someone you give just a little part of yourself which means that all of you have a little bit of me miss Davies and mr. parks and all of you have a little bit Mr D here guys you just gotta know where to look and science doing your memory yeah yes she likes me she really likes me hey coach I have a word with you of course that's what I'm thinking anywhere you go and i'll be back well just remember if you go out to put your clothes on yeah Michael seemed to be having a lot of one-way conversation slightly I think about why you're such a great teacher as you don't just teach the students to teach the teachers do my dad used to always talk about the miracles of Education he was Teacher of the Year 43 times but you taught me one of two things that even he couldn't and I just wanted to thank you for that Michael mr. d yeah amen and a couple of things from you too so Emma this isn't gonna call the human sacrifices it i'll give you a hand I am the father of genetics Devon gregor mendel that's right that's absolutely right i'm Gregor Mendel and I have a big problem yeah your wardrobe actually you know what that is a problem but i also have a bigger problem that I was hoping that my apprentices could help me out with I need to conduct several experiments and I need to use a particular plant now which plan should i you mean Tommy and the winner is p plans very good Patti in 1929 the nation's economy was cut to its knees by what devastating event nobody nobody knows this who has been teaching you this year this is history isn't it no my parents anything you need to redefine your parent that's about you better tell the story the proper term is here and her story what is in her story one more word and all of you will be telling your stories to the principal I'm on my way who's going with me yeah landy so what Mendel I mean what I may we join you come on him lunch is right back there hey gonna have to do it to me this afternoon everybody that moon pie you must have seen my shrink no but I've seen a lot you have a good day you two going to the game Warner of course it's our last game of the season right hey heads up to me I old you want thanks Joey let's suit up for the game hello hey guys i don't think mr. DeWitt like this pregame attitude well who's gonna tell i will now listen guys I got a little addition for uniforms and I think you're gonna like come here come here I want you to take these wristbands come on come on all of you now look guys I know that there's a big part of this team that isn't here right now but we know where to find dope and we owe it to miss the deep to get out there and have a great time now who's got the best for Brian basketball come on and sit on it yeah i mean we actually could live yep that's plain rebounding scoring almost winning yeah Madden companies that are you doing better no you're gonna fall in front of a crowd this size of the biggest game of you gotta be something like this that's really works I don't know the first 11 this is really good to me we could make this thing we can really look like a little doesn't matter because you guys are so unbelievable I'm just really proud just what oh yeah what's the point what I'm gonna get ok ok we're going to be about 30 seconds left I like to hang onto the ball for as long as you can before you shoot ok let's lose the ball so what's your straight work friend Stan defense ok the first yeah yeah yeah yeah it's time we have enough then take his helmet okay hey we're playing a game here ok so it's time to step up I'm ready when you are man come on guys let's go yeah yeah yeah they have a one more vital and I'm gonna stop you now you gotta get going to get you off that yeah and everything not everything Michael money let me to not fair oh boy alright |
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