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Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)
The year was 1891.
Storm clouds were brewing over Europe France and Germany were at each others throats The result of a series of bombings. Some said it was nationalists, Others the anarchists. But as usual, my friend, Sherlock Holmes, Had a different theory entirely. Bombing in Strasbourg! Read all about it! -Thank you. -Anarchists suspected in Strasbourg bombing! Bombing in Strasbourg! whistle When did you start working for the postal service? Huh That was you back there. A Shame your activities have landed you in the gutter. A curious parcel, Who is the intended recipient? Why don't we discuss that over dinner tonight? I'm free for lunch. Hmm, I'm not. How about at Savoy? Eight o'clock? Splendid. Hmm, And will you becoming as yourself? Most likely! Three men have been following you for the last half mile. Their motives... highly unsavoiry. No. Oh, And by the way ... They're not pursuing me, They're escorting me. And instead of three, It seems to be ...ah four Ha Steady hands with that, Irene. Oh, I don't think it's my hands you've to worry about. Now, be careful with the face, boys. We do have a dinner date tonight. Don't fill up on bread. whistling Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik whistling continues I've got the rest of it Uhh, It's coming back now Hey theres whistling Now comes lot 34... An Egyptian sarcophagus of outstanging providence, Retrieved from the valley of the kings.. Your payment, Doctor. He sends his thanks. Who will bid, One hundred pounds? -One hundred.... Thanks Please give this to him. He's expecting it. Tell him our friend thinks I delivered it to his sister. Ah... Stay while I check the contents. I was assured full payment would be there. Yes, But assured by whom? Have you ever met him in person? All I need for you... Hold it, Hold it, Hold it...Don't move it. Judging by the size and weight its not payment you were expecting. I'd wager the contents are rather more incendiary. Who is this? It's Uhh Hello, darling. Oh, dear. I told you not to move it. It seems a secondary charge has been activated Sweet thing, I might need your help in the disposal of this parcel One thousand six hundred..... One thousand seven hundred......... One thousand eight hundred Well, good luck. One million pounds!. Oh, And Um, by the way, Fire Fire!!! Leave my side and you'll be dead within an hour And don't be late for dinner. -I expect my schedule be quite tight because of these activities here. -I'm never late in my life. -Only early. -Passionately. Hmm, Hmm, Very witty, So confident even in retreat I'll hold on to that. We will read together during an aperitif. Alright. Dinner and a show. Stay.. Trust me. This is what I do for living. Here Hoffmanstahl, You should count yourself lucky. This faceless man with whom you find yourself in business is no ordinary criminal. He is the Napoleon of crime. Fortunately, you now have me as an ally. I'm a consulting detective of some repute Perhaps you've heard of me. My name is Sherlock Hol.. Blast Holmes.. Ah... fresh pot of tea, thank you, George. Yes, Ms. Adler. Fine choice, this place. Do you have the letter? It was taken. Taken? Now, that is unfortunate During the chaos created by your package. Thank you! Perhaps, if you have shared your plans... You wish to know my plans now, do you? Do you imagine Miss Adler, that something would happen to you? Is that why you chose to meet here, in a public place? Your favorite restaurant Ding Ding Ding I don't blame you. I blame myself. It's been apparent me for some time that you have succumbed to your feelings for him And this isn't the first occasion Mr. Holmes has inconvenienced me in recent months. The question is ... What to do about it? But ... That's my problem to solve now. I no longer require your services. Glasses and Silverware clank... Moans.. Woman laughs.. Mrs. Hudson? Oooh... Mrs. Hudson? Holmes, are you in there? Your hedge needs trimming Remember, I have to catch the last.. Chicken clucks....Goat Bleeps Train -Oh Oh that's you there I'm afraid -You win I lose, Game over. Still don't see me? Ha ha ha ha ha What a surprise. I'm not going out with you dressed like that. Would you prefer I joined you in the fashion folk pathway and fine military dress with that Hedonist hand-made scarf? Clearly, One of your fiance early efforts. Oh, How I've missed you, Holmes. Have you?... Why? I've Barely of noticed your absence. Then again I'm knee deep in research. Extracting fluids from the adrenal glands of sheep. And... Designing my own urban camouflage. All the while verging on a decisive breakthrough in the single most important case of my career. Perhaps of all time. Mrs. Hudson, how are you? Ohh...So pleased to see you, Doctor. Thank you for inviting me tomorrow. And thank you for looking after Gladstone. Dear ... Dear... Simply sweet nanny. Might I have a word? Yummy. Feed the snake woman. You feed it. Touchy.. Touchy ... Doctor, you must get him to a sanatorium. He's been on a diet of coffee, tobacco and cocoa leaves. He never sleeps. I hear multiple voices, as if he's rehearsing a play. Leave him to me. Do not have a goat that needs... worming? Oh how kind of you to remind me So much to look forward to What I would do without you? Patient, Doctor. Why are you here? I'm getting married.... tomorrow? Oh... Embrace me. Watson's getting married. You lost a few pounds. And you picked them up. nurturing on Mary's muffins no doubt. Pour us a brandy. The stag party has begun. It's our last adventure Watson.. I intend to make the most of it. I see you've made good use of my old office. Do you like my spider's web. Is that what you call it? Follow that strand. Question?. What does a scandal about an intern cotton tycoon, The overdose of a Chinese opium trader, Bombings in Strasbourg and Vienna, And the death of a steel magnate in America all have in common?. Well, according to your diorama. Professor James Moriarty. Indeed. Mathematical genius, Celebrated author and lecturer. Boxing champion in Cambridge. Where he made friends with our current Prime Minister. Do you have any evidence to substantiate your claim? Hmm... Taps ...This Now do you see? Dr. Hoffmanstahl's Death? Yes, I've heard you speak of him. Extolling his virtues Hoffmanstahl was at the forefront of medical innovations... a true pioneer. Just the other day, I averted an explosion that was intended for him. It says here he died of heart attack. Has all my instuction been for not? You still read the offical statment and believe it? It's a game, Dear man, A shadowy game. We're playing cat and mouse, the professor and I. Cloak and dagger. I thought it was spider and fly. Im not a fly, I am a cat. Not a mouse, But a dagger. You're Drinking embalming fluid. Ohhh Yes Care for a drop? - You do seem ... - Excited? - Maniac. - I am -Verging on ... -Ecstatic -Psychotic I should've brought you a sedative. I'll give my life to see his demise. He must be stopped, Before his evil machinations come to a crescendo. And how will you do all this? Don't be a dingy bird. Bad people do bad things because they can. No one!, Not the victims, The police, The governments..., Not anyone!. Except the great Sherlock Holmes. Correct. On this diet.. Will work it all out. -Right. -Or thereabouts Thereabouts Not quite that Here's to your good health. Clinks glasses Dingy bird Moaning... Thump on floor What you did to Gladstone now?! Ricinus Communis.... The fruit is highly toxic. He's barely breathing. It was an excellent opportunity. This may be just the thing. Loud Thump... Squeling I hope you do not mind terribly if I tried my adrenal extract. How many times are you going to kill my dog, Holmes? Dog yelps... Barks -He took off like a monkey from a box. -Hmm I may need one of those in a few hours. Consider it a wedding gift Watson? Might we use an alternative exit? Is there something different about you? I'm under observation. As you should be. You drive. Will your beard... be with us all night? I'll remove it once we're south of Trafalgar Square. If you believe Moriarty has you under observation? Isn't this a bit conspicuous? It's so overt, It's covert. -Trafalgar Square. -We must be safe by now humfpt Why are you looking at me with such concern? I'm so very worried. Your vitality's been drained from you. Marriage... it's the end I tell you - I think of it as the beginning. - armageddon. - Rebirth. - Restriction! Structure! Answer to a woman? Being in a relationship. A life in matrimony, The Possibility of a family ... Who wants to die alone? So we'll have a good old fashioned romp tonight, You'll settle down have a family and... I'll... die alone. Yes that's about it. Perhaps it's better for one to die alone than to... live life in eternal... purgatory Anyway Not bad, That So.... Where are we going? In the future, There will be one of those machines in every town in Europe Loitering in the woodshed again are we my king -Good evening, Sherly. -I see your boot maker is ill dear brother As I detect that you've changed the brand of soap with which you shave May I point out the chimney in the front room on Baker Street is to the need of a damn good sweeping out? Are you aware that the hackney carriage by which you arrived had a damaged wheel? Yes, the left. And it's plain to the meanest intelligence that you've recently acquired a new bow for your violin. Same bow, New Strings And may I deduce.. Mycroft, Good evening by the way No! He doesn't May I deduce that you rarely strays from the path.. that runs from your home to the Diogenes Club, and never on a Monday when they serve your favorite potted shrimps.. You must be here for some far more important reason than my stag party. You know he's nothing like as slow witted as been leading me to believe Shirley You quite right Dr. Watson. With all the conflict in Europe at the monent The whole situation... Excuse me... Could suddenly erupt I'm here to avoid a dire catastrophe If the concerns of two nations, Which will remain nameless, But I can tell you they speak French and German. Are not dealt with tonight I shall be forced to go to switzerland To attend a ghastly peace summit in Richtenburg - The only thing nice about Switzerland is the altitude I'm so glad you invited your brother. This looks promising And your poison of choice gentlemen? We'll start with the champagne We may need several more chairs And perhaps a good cigar And Um don't bother with the chairs What is it your brother does exactly? He's the keeper of the Broome covet of state, No ambition, No energy, At yet repeatedly told he's indispensable to the British government, Particularly the foreign office I would like to propose a toast. Really? For my dear friend, Doctor. John ... Ummm... Hamish ... Watson. I'm right here. On the eve of his wedding... He ... Has been the best of companions Shouldn't we be waiting...? For the boys from my rugby club? He's always kept us... They Couldn't attend.. Flat footed on the ground All of them ? Hmmm...what about the chaps from my medical school? I attempted... They declined There no man better ... Who is it your looking for? Who deserves better ... There's not a single damn person here, Do I? There's no need for hysterics..You know me, And you know Mycroft, Don't be a ponce, Watson Ponce? You completely forgot about my stag party didn't you? -Why are we here? -Your in very good health Doctor Shame none of your friends could make it Laughing I'm going to the gaming tables I refuse for this night to be a total loss Give me my money Happily..., Give me the wedding ring Oh...Now you are interested in being the best man. You're suppost to keep the ring anyway. Just as your suppost to organize my stag party You don't want to lose it on a bet.... John. And invite my friends, Which by the way there are many Along with no friends... Surely no Mates... He all me..me..me isn't he ? Please sit Put your money on the table, and we will begin. Welcome, I'm madame Simza. Cards can illuminate your past Clarify your present, And show you the future. If you have a specific question hold it in your mind Hmmm... Ahem... Holding... Let me know when your ready Actually.. I prefer to read ... your fortune Temperance Inverted, Indicitive of volatility. A woman, who recently taken a confident drink. From what does she seek solace? What does wish to not see? Hmm, A fool imbarassing himself? Hmm...Oh, Yes the fool Someone had been led astray involved in something without their knowledge. Not bad. But umm, You have to make me believe you.... I have to see it in your eyes. I can do better.... The two of cups, A powerful bond.. But between whom? A brother and a sister, perhaps? And I see a name ... Yes.. it's Rene What do you want? The devil. Why are we playing this game? Where did you get this? I stole it from a woman in an auction room. But I believe It was intended for you. Found my purpose in life So that question I've been holding is what purpose is Rene fulfilling? Time is up I have other clients. I think you may not have detected the wisp of Astrakhan fur snagged on a nail From my left shoulder You couldn't have failed to notice the overpowering aroma of herring pickled in vodka. In tandem with a turely unfortunate body odor there's a man conceled in the rafters above us. A CORSAC, Renouned for their infesible acrobatic abilities and are notorious for their hunting us assassins So it's safe to presume your next client is here to kill you. Anything else? No..? First... Pillage the nest. Clip wings Now ... Blunt his beak. Crack eggs. Scramble Pinch of salt. A touch of pepper. Flip the omelette. Additional seasoning required Breakfast is served. Come with me. I need you alive.... Now Didn't see that in the cards did you? Come on down folks.. Come on down Looks like we have ourselfs our next cock fight Go after him... All mine.. ? Now wait a minute! Your right, It is sick Hey... You you run... Where was ya I just had a fight Just had a fight, Where were you? I am so glad to see your taking your best man duties so seriously Sherlock. I was on my own, You not going to get my moneyies! She biting my leg! I'll have Carruthers put some fuel into that motor carriage of yours You do have a wedding to attend Oh... I'll drive Hmmmm..... Honk Honk Ha hah ha Another drink..! I think you've had quite enough. I've been to a wedding here before. A funeral too The Professor wants to meet. I'd expected to hear from him sooner In light of recent events ... He was wondering if it would be convient for you to come by the college this afternoon. His lecture concludes at four Looking forward One side Chumley Fischerweise Schubert. Speaking latin Give up your foolish trickery This fish you can not cheat. I hope I'm not intruding Ahh.. Excuse me, Please take these up to Mr. Williams and make sure he packs my white tie and tails I'll take care of it professor, ...Thank you I do apologize, I'm off on a blasted lecture tours Would you care for some tea or coffee? Neither Something stronger perhaps? No... but might I trouble you for an inscription? I read that the good doctor was to be married today. How was the service? Definitive He'll no longer be party to my investigations He's out of the equation. I... trust you'll take this into consideration? And what considerations will you grant me? Have you actually read the book? I found it compelling. Thought I'm primarily intrested in your more recent endevors I take that as a compliment. I have the utmost regard for your talents. It's a pleasure to finally meet you. Officially... Are you familiar with the study of graphology? I've never given it any serious thought no Psychological Analysis of Handwriting. The upward strokes on the P, the J and M indicate A Genius level intellect. While the flourishes on the lower zone to note a highly creative yet... meticulous nature But if one observes the overall slant and the pressure of the writing There's a suggestion of acute narcissism, A complete lack of empathy, And a pronounced inclination toward ... No! Moral insanity An answer to your previous request, Regarding Dr. Watson not being involved the answer is... No. The laws of celestrial mechanics dictate that when two objects collide there is always damage ... Of a collateral nature Speaks Latin Two gentlemen find themselfs at cross purposes A young woman ... Torn between them. The strain proves to much for her And she suddenly falls ill. With tragic... consequences. A rare form of tuberculosis. She succumbed in a matter of seconds. Now ... Are you sure you want to play this game? I'm afraid you'd lose Rest assure, If you attempt to bring destruction down upon me, I shall do the same to you My respect for you, Mr. Holmes, Is the only reason your still alive. You've paid me several compliments. Let me pay you one in return, When I said if I were assured of the former eventuality, I will cheerfully accept the latter. I'll be sure to send my regards to the happy couple. Another time then ... Which carrage are we? It should be just.... Here Ohh... First Class! All aboard... All aboard... Hurry up, Doctor Watson. Your wife needs you. Coming Mrs. Watson Ohh... First class Champagne You know how to spoil a girl Mr. Watson. Your not just any girl. I'm Sorry madam but you can not use the lavatory while the train is in station. Your Mrs. Watson? Give me that bottle John there is no where else in the world I'd rather be There's no one I'd rather be with Why do you have a gun stuffed down the back of your trousers? Heh, Old habits Ahem... Come in -Oh yes please -We didn't order that With our Compliments sir. Thank you, Put it there. Open the door John. I think it's time for you to leave. Sit down.. I agree it's not my best disguise but... I had to make do My....God They'll be back. Ohh...John, Shut the door They'll only shoot through it my lovey He's right... Oh my god Huh.. I understand Do you? Terribly inconvenient. We don't have much time! How many are we expecting? Half a dozen - Who are they? - A wedding present from Moriarty Lovely ceremony by the way, Many a tears shed in joy Oh.. John! Just a minute darling Do you trust me? No. Well, then I should have to... Do something about that Who's up to bat next you bastards! Send out the fastballer! John do shut the door It had to be done. She's safe now! In my own defense.. I timed it perfectly You killed my wife! Did you just kill... my new wife? Of course not! How do you know that when you just threw her off a train? I told you I'd timed it perfectly What does that mean? Calm down!! Explain!! By the time I'd explain we'd both be dead! I'm sorry madam but you can not use the lavatory while the train is in station. That was no accident! It was by design Now ... Do you need me to elaborate? Or can we just crack on? Come on! Do not worry old boy, She's as safe as houses, she's with my brother I'm on my honeymoon! Why did you lead them here? Why did you involve us? There not here for me!, There here for you! Fortunately ... So am I Now move the door! Good evening. I think you'll find second class is more comforable The coast is clear.. To the south!, Quick march! Lie down with me Watson Why? I insist What are we doing down here? We are waiting I.. am smoking Patiently waiting... For what!? Your window of opportunity Make it count! I said make it count! How many windows did I provide? Who'd have known that honeymooning in Brighton was such a dangerous notion? Is that what this is about? By your own admission, You've never enjoyed there. I've never been to Brighton. Or ... Your just to fragile to remember at present. Oh, shut up! Tell me that my wife's safe! I can't do both. I promise. As I said I timed it perfectly. Over... here madam. I believe congratulations are in order Mrs. Watson. I'm the other Holmes. You mean there's two of you? Oh how marvelous, Could this evening get any better? Why were Mary and I targeted at all? Excellent question. The answer is two fold, He's after us... Because of you. I afraid you must bear half the responsibility Here ... it comes Had you and Mary had not been so hellbent on your wedding, We could've already solved this case There it is... It's my fault now All I say is that the argument could mean you No, It couldn't That your nuptials were rather poorly timed Thus ... Our relationship ... Relationship? Very well.. partnership Has not yet run it's course, My dear fellow if you could be bothered to see this through to the end I should never again ask you to assist me. Once more... Onto the bridge That's the spirit! Now to the question ... It is deliciously complicated You may be asking yourself? What does a crimial mastermind want with a simple gypsy fortune teller? It's about her brother I tell you When we find him and we must.. After you find my luggage Go on.... Wait! Where is it were going? Paris, The most sensible honeymoon destination of all So why Paris? Peaches. Outside the city at montlucon, There's a Gypsy camp famous for it's dried fruit, Especially peaches, There we shall find ... Our fortune teller, And we'll return her bag. Speaks french Speaks french Speaks french Speaks french And umm my ticket? Speaks french Unfortunately, you won't be needing yours. It's a shame professor I was looking forward to Don Giovanni Speaks french Follow Meinhard WhistlesWhistles Wake up, Were here Brace yourself, Were about to be violated Don't be so cynical Good afternoon. Madam Simza? Yes yes sir. Perfect. They're taking my luggage Laugh them away Watson, I have her bag This is her handbag. You had her bag Now they have my coat Where is Madam Simza? Where is Simza? This is Simza Same as a goose I'm Sim Nice scarf I like We are here in connection with her brother. You hungry? Famished Madam, this is a gloryious hedgehog goulash I can't remember ever having had better Do tell me... when was the last time you had a hedgehog goulash? I told you, Watson, I can't remember Perhaps you've repressed it Hmhmhm...Thats where we differ Unlike you, I repress nothing. Perfectly normal How dare you be rude to this woman who's invited us into her tent? Offered us a hedgehog Says the man who throws women from trains. Who are you two? Concerned citizens Why did someone try to kill me? Your brother has become involved with a very dangerous man He clearly believes that Rene has told you something you shouldn't know I don't know anything I've been looking for him for over a year That was why I was in London It was the last place anyone has saw him It is clear that your brother loves you... So he would never send you a message that would put you in harms way Any information therefore would be by default... Unintentional Has he Sent you anything else? Just a few drawings Let's just see what they have to tell us Unusual choice of paper... Thicker gauge designed for a printing press the same stock as the letter. They smell musty Must've been stored somewhere cold and damp What's that?.. Blood? Wine So... a wine cellar located near a printing press That should narrow it down He said that it will never return. There's a wine cellar used by the anarchist group Speaks french Rene was close to their leader Claude Ravache. A Bomb maker I sampled some of his work last week I was a part of the movement So was ...Rene Until it became too extreme for us Ravache knows me. If my brother's back there ... He will see us He will send a message You do get a meeting with Ravache. Whatever you do, don't let these Gypsies make you drink You dance? For God's sake, Don't dance, It could be the death you You know what happens when you dance Ahhh! Oh good morning, Mrs. Watson Have you had breakfast? I.... Stanley here does a wonderful deviled kidney -Carruthers -Good morning, Sir, Telegram for Mrs. Watson. -It just doesn't make any sense... -Allow me Oh yes, My most loathed Mary, I do not love you, I never wish to see you again Uh every moment I count away from you is a blessing. Afraid not, It's a double ecryption my dear, That Sherly and I have used since we were boys If the first letter of the message is a consonant, Then what follows is the mirrored truth I see. Stanley! You know, Althought our time together has been but a brief interlude I'm begining to understand how a man of particular dispostion, and under certain circumstances, Extreme ones perhaps ahh Might grow to enjoy the company of a person of ah of um your gender Oh, thank you so much ... Most charming. Terribly sorry, Thank you. Where are you going, Stanley? Speaks french Still hiding in basements? It's not easy for me to go out these days. Glad to see you. I not here to see you. I prefer to share these moments With your English friends. The year of our glorious revolution. Is he here? When freedom has triumphed over tyranny. Is my brother here? I haven't seen him... for a long time. Your lying Sit. Please. A letter was received from Rene, Using this same paper. Of course. He took it with him wherever he went. He's telling the truth, Rene isn't here. He was given another assignment, By an anonymous benefactor? Another Englishman, With money, power... who supported our cause. And now ... He dictates our every move. Demanding I take responsibility for his acts of terror. I made the deal with the devil. But after tonight, It will be over. My job is almost done. He's had you plant another bomb. Hasn't he? Claude, Please, These men can help you. I wish they could. You see, gentlemen ... He has my wife and children. If you tell where the bomb is, We'll find a way to help your family That's already taken care of We have a deal He and I. No loose ends. There's only one thing I can do to keep my family safe You have less than ten minutes. Don't!! He has no further need of that pistol, Why don't you take it and cover the stairs. There's only one way out of this place Right you are.. Ahh.... Ingenious That's the one. Quickly as we can! You know what to do with that sandbag.. Watson Quick Doctor, Could you secure that leever He could've told me. Ravache was strong. He lived for Liberty He would never take his own life. Calm yourself My brother he.. he's weak Sim! I need you to take a deep breath. And follow us. To the opera! I was mistaken What? I made a mistake! Speaks french Speaks french He took the shot from here. Using a tripod. And a shooting stick And realized ... There was a better position. This faint scrape where he dragged the tripod and... set it up... Here. Six hundred yards... Six hundred and fifty.. And not to mention the seven or eight mile an hour wind He would've needed a wind guage Which he placed here. And put a cigarette down here. Can anyone shoot that far? Not more than half a dozen men in all of europe And how many of those men served in Afghanistan? Why? prosperum with a touch of tekrum Must've fallen out when he was rolling up Wasn't that the blend you all smoked? You didn't tell me about a Colonel ... Sebastian Moran. The best Marksman in the British army. Dishonorable discharge. He's likely now a gun for hire. This is the second victim of his that I've encountered. What better way to conceal a killing, No one would look for a bullet hole In a bomb blast. He's twenty minutes late He must come soon I don't have any papers. And I'am a foreigner. This climate is exactly what Moriarty wants. The Omelette fino is divine But they spared every expensive on the tea Now ... You to compare movements, Or consider what we know. last night's bombing was clearly meant to look like Germany's retaliation For Strasbourg. However ... The bomb was meant to conceal the murder of just one man, The man killed by the gunshot was none other than Alfred Meinhardt. He makes guns... Big! guns Only days ago, A large share of his company was bought, by an unknown investor. Moriarty. The clues point to one direction, To avoid repeating last night's debacle, I was obliged to collect more suffient data, Hence my tardyness. The train departs in fourteen minutes, sir. Just the bags But ... Do we have enough time for me to indulge my little habit? Yes His habit is feeding that urban species... the feral pigeon So, There are seven mainline railway stations in Paris. But.... Taking ten minutes to get to Jardin des Tuileries Where the largest concentration of winged vermin may be found Reduces that to one ... The Gard du Nord, Where he will be just in time to catch the 11:04 train to Berlin. It makes several stops along the way, One of which is.... Heilbron. Exactly ... Where we must go. Where Meinhardt's factory is. Moriarty's factory now. Unfortunately, Due to the bombing, The crossing between, France and Germany is to be closed. I afraid our persuit is over, Unless... we can happen upon a comrade How knows their way around borders... Too English. However you do make a fantastic Gypsy. Certainly smell like a fantastic gypsy. Now.. now.. no need to be demeaning. It is a nice scarf. No no.. too English. It'll suit you more The black is yours, the gray is mine, And this is for you, Ah hmm right, Where are the wagons? The wagon is too slow, Can't you ride? It's not the he can't ride, How is it you put it, Hon? They're dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs? Then I should require a bicycle, Thank you very much. It's 1891, I could've chartered a balloon. How can we make this more manageable? Where's the Fire? It's not as if Germany going somewhere... We know another way. Slowly and steadly wins the race. Go on! We slip in through the loading bay, Find out what he's doing, And we get out Getting out might be tricky. We will get you out. If my brother is in there, Get him out alive Ahh .. Are you happy? What? At this moment, Are you as happy as you would be on your honeymoon in Brighton? I'm not going to grace that question with an answer Are you happy? - Are We here for another reason?, I think we are - Okay. Should we get on. It was a simple question. Are we gonna do something or wait here for them to come back around What time is it? Three fifteen. Over in the rest of the part of the complex should be a telegraph office, Send this to Mycroft, Be back here on the hour. Thats what you get Mr. Holmes, When the industry marries arms, Now put your gun down. It's a bit ol fashioned. What you need is one of these. Go on, Pick one. Machine pistol, Self repeating, It takes 7.63 caliber rounds. In one of these. A ten shot box magazine. Easy enough to load I much rather have to retract the bolt to ingage the first round. Easier done than said. Take him to the surgery, We'll find the doctor. Come at once if convenient, If inconvenient come all the same. This is schnapps A telegram was sent from here. This isn't schnapps, Aqua vida, It distilled from potato mash. A common misconception, Thank you by the way. Who was it sent to? Horror at your crimes is only matched by my admiration at the skill it took to achive them. Who was it sent to? you used the anarchists and their bombs to create a crisis in Europe. Nation against nation. Under various pseudo names you bought, Schemed, or murdered your way into numerous industries, Assuring none of it could be traced to you. Cotton, Opium, Steel. Now arms, Chemical weaponary all to be shipped across Europe in less than a week. Everything from bullets to bandages. And now that you own the supply, You intend to create the demand. A World War. You are familiar with Schubert's work? A Trout... is perhaps my favorite, A fisherman grows weary to trying to catch an elusive fish. Out the way... Out the way... So he muddies the water. I'm Warnin ya.... Confusses the fish You were warned. He doesn't realize that he's swum into a trap... Ahhhhhh....... Sings a Trout Continues Singing Ahhhhhh.... Ahhhhhh....... Ahhh.... Ahhhh.......... Ahhhh.......... Let's try this again... shall we? To Whom did you sent the telegram? To whom...? To my brother, Mycroft. What are you plannin? Thats not fair. I just got one more question for you, Which one of us is the fisherman, and which the trout? Holmes?.... Holmes? Take your time.... Take your time. Always good to see you... Watson. -What were you thinking...?, -Wait wait If you must know, I was thinking I had him right were I wanted him Right... Crack on then Professor? I'm alright.... I'm alright Don't waste time attending to me. Speaking German Find them. Hurry up! I'll find em.... I'll find em Turn in three ... Two ... One. Come on... Hurry up! Did you see my brother? No, but I'm certain he's been here Where are we going? Over that wall! Holmes, how did you know that I'd find you? You didn't find me.... You collapsed a building on me Where are the horses? They're behind! We need them! You want to go back? What's are way out? There's another way out Speaking German Speaking German Speaking German Speaking German Speaking German Time to show little Hansel. Come on!... Come on.... Marko... Marko....! He's not breathing! Cradle his head, Raise his legs, My lad... you are not going to die on me I'm not going to make this easy on you, Come on!..... Come on! Come on! I know you hear me, You selfish bastard... Come on! I know you can.... hear me! You bastard.... His wedding gift? Ahhhh..... AHHHHHH, I had a terrible dream, You were marrying Gladstone, And I were in a resturant, That satanic pony was there as well! A massive fork in his hoof and he turned on me! What have you administered? Your wedding present. Who's been dancing on my chest! Me Why is my ankle so itchy? Because you have a large piece of wood sticking out of it you Tamas...I've an important job to discuss with you. Remind me of it later. Sit down and drink this.... I gotta get that out before it turns septic. Did you call me a selfish bastard? Probably. Just leave it in! Ehhh You are so subtile Be nice. I'm sorry you did get to Brighton. Me too. I think we should go home. I concur. We're going home. Via Switzerland. What better place to start a war... than a peace summit? We'll drop in and see my brother, I'm sure he's missed you. I still do not understand why you simply don't cancel the summit The fact is it's gonna happen weither we like it or not. Everyone has already arrived. While ladies and gentlemen may be talking peace, Believe me they're readying their armies at home To cancel the summit now, would be tentamental war. The telegram wasn't it clear? We have doubled the security, sir. Oh doubled security?, Thats confident You can't understand the delicacy the situation. I passes the telegram on to my superiors, but they were the ones who have brought Moriarty To advice on the peace process in the first place He has positioned himself brilliantly As one of our formost intellectuals, he's a personal friend of the prime minister Personal friend of the Prime Minister, Yes.. We all know that I believe you..... But where's your evidence? He's too good to leave evidence.... He doesn't leave loose ends. Ohh he's alive! Sherly, Put that down! What is this contraption? May I have it? The effect is most invigorating. It is my private and personal supply of oxygen. And your not to touch it This argument is getting us nowhere I've arranged doctuments to be prepared which will allow you into the ball. -Carruthers? -Stanley? Stanley? You haven't aged a day Is that my favorite Chutney? The fact is... We don't really know what he's planning, It won't be another bomb. It wouldn't be another bomb. That doesn't make sense. Why would attack all nations, Only to unite them? It shall be an assassination. By a lone gunman. At close range. Rene. Unfortunately yes.. you knew ? I had my suspicions. But now I see who will be attending, I'm now certain. Well... At least we know who to look out for. Rene will be the evidence. If we find him and stop him, we will perhaps not only save his life, But prevent the collapse of western civilization. No pressure ... Welcome Ambassador. Professor James Moriarty. Now we're all present, I can tell you the targets, Are the German Chancellor and his ambassador, The french Prime Minister and his man And the other nations are really working out which side to take, Should hostilities erupt. As Prince Michael is a cousin of the Tsar and the Russian ambassador, Archduke Karl Ludwig, and the austro-Hungarian ambassador, Romanian Prime Minister and his ambassador. And of course, Our Prime Minister and the British ambassador. He'll chose a moment when all the dignitaries are assembled... Preferably standing still, Is there to be an offical photograph? Indeed, Yes in uh 38 minutes. Then in which case... We might as well dance. I've never done this before. Just.. follow.. my... lead... What do you see? Everything. That is my curse. But you don't see what you are looking for. I thought you'd never ask Over my shoulder, Young man, German uniform, ceremonial sword. Got it Professional opinion? Trauma ... Major injury Excellent repair work, Dr. Hoffmanstahl. You did say he was at the forefront of medical inovation Before you'd seen an example of his skills Those twins weren't twins. My suspicions where arroused in Heilbron, When one failed to go to the aid of the other. I also noticed a descrete but unmistakable puckering behind the ear Where his skin was had been drawn back. I should've realized it then, That they were a surgical experiment. To see if it's possible to make one man look like another? His face is no longer his own. What better way to guarantee his world war than to make the assassin. One of the ambassadors. That narrows down the possibility to one of six... You and Sim shall find her brother.... Of this I have no doubt. Holmes. You know my methods. And I know where you'll be. No possible solution could be more congenial to me than this By the way, who taught you how to dance? You did. Well, I've done a fine job. Be careful. Shall we get to work? Ladies and Gentlemen, Please gather for the portrait. I'm sorry, Is this a bad time? Never better. Would you bring that clock? Hmpf.... We get to play that game after all... Here we are Don't want you to catch cold. A five minute game? If you think you can manage it We both have two bishops, I may be absent from the room... But my methods are not. You can't mean Dr. Watson... surely? That doesn't seem fair. Right ... The surgury would've left scars. Only four of them have the hair line to hide them. The Ambassador that you've replaced With Rene, Is he still alive? Would you like me to recommend your next move? They're all my brother's height, Right build, But... Their eyes, Their eyes are wrong. Rene has blue eyes. He...Could be wearing glass lenses To change the color, In which case, His eyes would be hurting. Rene is left handed. Perhaps the assassin would take measures to ensure he doesn't give himself away Like a gambler... Concealing a tell I think... it might be him. You think? You clock is ticking. You have to be sure. May I remind you this is blitz chess, A single miscalculation will cost you the game. If tackle the wrong man to the ground, I could start a war. Maybe it's less obvious... A nervous tic. A flutter of anxiety. I'd expect everyone has a reason to be nervous tonight. I don't know. So perhaps it's the opposite, A failure to behave naturally. An actor so consumed with his performance that.. The one characteristic he can not accommodate, Is spontaneous reaction. Speaking french Brother. Speaking french I beg you. Speaking french Sorry, sister. Carruthers... Protect the Prime Minister Ahhhhhhh....... Germany will pay... Mark my word. That doesn't boat well does it? Seems your bishop was of some benefit.. after all The game is still young. Actually it's in it adolescence. I'm one of us.. Hmmmmm... Germany will pay! No loose ends. What happened....I am a doctor, A Doctor! Speaking french Brother! -It's curare, What's wrong with him...? -It's poison Do something! Do something! I... think you've just lost your most valuable piece. A winning strategy sometimes necessitates sacrifice. You see ... Hidden within the unconscious..... Is an insatiable desire for conflict. So your not... fighting me, So much as you are the human condition. All I want to do is to is... Own the bullets and bandages. War... on an industrial scale is inevitable. They'll do it themselfs within few years. All I have to do... Is wait. I... like Switzerland. They respect a man's privacy here. Particularly if he has a fortune Bishop takes knight to check. The game is over, You should get that shoulder looked at. About that fortune of yours... I believe it's just... been substantially reduced King to rook two. I attended several of your lectures. The equations of motion, Which you will find in my book ... The energy that is required to release these explosions ... It was in Oslo, when I first caught a glimpse of your little notebook.... Red leather bound, From Smythson on avon street Rook to kings rook 3.. Check!! Bishop to rook 3. It's importance was not fully aparent to me.. untill I observed your Speaking french for feeding pigeons. Then it occurred.... With an empire so enormous, even You ... Must keep a record of it somewhere. Bishop takes bishop. Rook to bishop 4. I then only required the notebook itself. You didn't make it easy... Just the bags.... I'd need to endure an considerable amount of pain. Mycroft ... Kill her Majesty's Secret Service. But notebook would undoubtedly be encoded, So how then to break the code? Rook takes rook. Pawn takes rook. Bishop to Bishop 7. Queen takes knight pawn. Does the art of domestic horticulture Mean anything to you? How could a man as meticulous as you... Own such a book, And yet completely neglect the Flowers in his own window box? Irony bounds. Nevermind... it's safe. In London. Where my colleagues are making good use of it. The most formidable criminal mind in Europe, has just had all his money stolen By perhaps the most inept... inspector in the history of Scotland Yard. Any chance of a cup of tea. Box 0403 ...... and box 0801 How much more is there? Thats the end of the page 2, Page three. Becareful what you fish for You'll be making an anonymous donation to the widows and orphans of war fund Bishop to bishop 8. Discover check.. And incidentally... Mate.... I've seemed to injure my shoulder, Would you mind? Will be my pleasure. Once we concluded... Our business here It important you know.. I shall endevor to find the most creative of endings for the doctor, And his wife. His advantage my injury, My advantage, His rage.. Incoming assault, Feral... But experienced. Use his Momentum, To counter Come now... You really think your.. The only one who can play this game? Chop arm, Target weakness. Follow with haymaker. Ahh..There we find the boxing champion of Cambridge Competent.. but predictable. Now... Allow me to reply. Also running dry, Adjust strategy Wound taking it's toll. As I feared...Injury makes denfense untenable Prognosis ... Increasingly negative. Let's not waste anymore Of one anothers time. We both know how this ends. Conclusion.... Inevitable. Unless ... A few words may suffice... To tell the little that remains, Any attempt at finding the Bodies was absolutely hopeless, I'm still there... Deep down in that dreadful culdron of swirling water and seathing foam, Alive for all time... The most dangerous criminal... And foremost champion of the law.... Of their generation. I shall ever regard him as the best! And the wisest man... Whom I've ever known. John? John?... Hm Hm... You should probably pack. It's half past two, And the carriage is coming at four. Hmmm It's gonna be a beautiful week in Brighton. Yes, it will be fun. I'm looking forward to it You know... I miss him too, In my own way. He would've wanted us to go. He would've wanted to come with us. Whens Mrs. Hudson coming for Gladstone? Oh... Soon Three o'clock. Mary?! Who has delivered this parcel? The Postman. The usual chap?, Or.... Did he look peculiar? Gladstone Wimpers |
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