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Showgirls (1995)
Las Vegas 342
Hop in, pard Where you going? Vegas! Come on. This is your lucky day You can sit a little closer if you want Bad idea Chill,okay? l am chilled l am glad you will be such good company l don't like Garth Brooks Me, neither l don't know anyone who does You keeping that open the whole trip? You got a name? Look, l'll just pull over|and you can get out l drove all the way from Kansas l ain't in the mood to get pig-stuck|for doing someone a favor! Okay? So l will just pull over All right? So.. have you got a name? l'm Jeff Nomi What kind of name is that? My mom was ltalian ltalian, huh? You a Mafia girl?|That's why you got your blade? Why you going to Vegas?|Going to win? l'm going to dance You going to be one of them|private escort dancers? l'm sorry. l'm sorry KBlD. You never go to sleep in Vegas There she is You been here before? Sure|My uncle is a host at the Riviera Do you gamble? Got to gamble if you want to win l'm going to win Then use that Mafia money|in your suitcase Leave your stuff in the car l'll talk to my uncle.|See if he can get you a job Ain't anyone ever been nice to you? Want to play a slot machine? Here's ten bucks|lf you win, we split it up No holding out on me either|l'll go see my uncle l'll meet you back here Holy shit! Look at you!|You want to try some silver dollars? Lose all your money, honey?|Want to make some more? lt won't take you|any longer than fifteen minutes Sooner or later,|you'll have to sell it! Fuck! Shit! Fuck! The fucker left! What are you doing? That's my car! l want my suitcase! Get off my car! Leave me alone! So, what was in your suitcase? Nothing. Just my stuff|Everything l had Fuck! l just got here! Welcome to Vegas You know anyone here? Got any family you can call? l don't have any family Where are you from? Back east.|Where back east? Different places! Look You can stay with me|if you need a place to crash lt's not much Until you get a job Are you hitting on me? You're not a hooker? 6 Weeks Later Andrew Carver, another smash|''Walk lnto The Wind'' Check it out! They're great Neat, huh? They are neat|You want to come with me? We have this new lead|She's realy good l have to go to work Jerk, you don't have to be|at work for 3 hours What will you do,|watch TV and eat chips? Where are the chips? Did you eat them? Yes, you did. You did!|l didn't You did, you did!|Stop! Come on, Nomi|You can show off your nails They'll all be jealous You think? What can l wear? Wear the dress l made last week The fringe? l'll put my hair up! We don't have time for that l'll hurry. l promise! Okay, you guys, let's go!|We got two minutes! Robes off! Ladies, how we doing?|Annie, you're naked Fuck you. Molly! What happened?|lt ripped lt's almost done Molly, they'll see a smiling snatch|if you don't fix this G-string l'll be right there, Annie She wants to smile here snatch|Bet she cut the string herself You're terrible, Julie.|Okay, done What's that smell? The monkey act|He feeds them garlic lt stinks You want me onstage without a G? l'm fixing it, Annie!|Give me a minute! Jesus! Who'd want to see her snatch? l sure wouldn't We know that|Nomi! Come on! Line up! You got four counts of eight.|Let's go! Just set them over there Move it! Molly, my G! Don't you wish|she'd fall down the stairs? Go watch the showroom Can l go up there? You got two counts of eight! What are|you doing? Let's go! Move your ass! Ladies and gentlemen the Stardust proudly presents|Miss Cristal Connors! We could have brought anyone|into this show LaToya, Suzanne, you name it We wanted Cristal Cristal Connors defines|what Las Vegas is all about She's dazzling, exciting|and she's very, very sexy Are you glad to be back? How do you feel about the show? lt's the best show l've ever been in|l hope l can do it justice You did, and you will|We're thrilled to have you here l'm thrilled to be here You, too Can we have one of you|handing Cristal the flowers? Zack? Zack! You do it That's Zack Carey,|the entertainment director He's so smooth Your bouquet, Miss Connors Can l keep them? Okay, that's it!|Thank you very much for coming. Thanks This way, Cristal They could have gotten me roses She's great, isn't she? She doesn't suck Molly! Cristal needs you Come with me You can be my assistant. Come on Yes, Miss Connors? Cristal, please.|And you are? l'm sorry Molly Abrams This top is too tight|My breasts are getting crushed l can loosen it for you To here, maybe. No, a little less l want my nipples to press,|not look like they're levitating Thanks, darling You were really great tonight,|Miss... Cristal Thanks, darling Andrew Carver sent you these? lf that's what the card says l just love him This is my friend Nomi. She's a dancer.|ls she now? Yes, and she's really good Where do you dance, darling? At the Cheetah l don't know how good you are,|or what it is you're good at... but if it's at the Cheetah,|it's no dancing, l know that You don't know shit! l'm sorry, Miss Connors ''Cristal'' l told you Cristal Your friend has nice nails She does them herself Maybe she can do mine sometime l work here, okay? l need my paycheck|l don't want her pissed at me l'm sorry! l'm sorry! Jesus, Nomi l'll drive you to work, okay? l'm not going They'll fire you l don't care Yes, you do.|No, l don't Let's go Where? You know where She can dance, can't she? She thinks she can l'm gonna go dance with her You can't do that. You're working!|T.C. will have your ass! T.C.'s at the Riviera, playing craps Want to dance?|l am dancing! You want to dance with me?|Are you good? Yeah, l'm good l'm going to get a drink You can dance|l don't lie You can't Then what am l doing? Teasing my dick You got potential. l could teach you l'm not teasing it now, am l? Watch it! Be cool You be cool, buddy! Nomi! Hey, you! Hold her! What are you doing? She started it!|Fuck you! Party's over Malone You're out of here Your release papers Yo, what's up? l bailed you out!|Don't that get me a cup of coffee? All l said was l'd teach you to dance l don't need to be taught that Because you're a bad-ass, saying,|''Back off, motherfucker'' You got that down Back off, motherfucker! Know what?|My head hurts, my dick hurts... and you got me fired from my job! Shit happens ''Shit happens.'' That's what l get?|Fucking wisdom? That's it?!|Yeah, you get wisdom You're not just a pain in my head|and my dick, you're a pain in my ass Life sucks, you know? ''Life sucks.'' ''Shit happens''|Where you get this, off T-shirts? All l want is a cup of coffee Yeah? You got a quarter? Buy yourself a cup Al is pissed!|He says if you miss another night... How did you get out?|He bailed me out Why? l kicked him in the nuts He liked it?|He must have Nomi... Nomi, do my boobs look bigger to you? Carmi thinks she's pregnant again Girl, you missed your period again? l don't know. l don't think so lt's like a Japanese convention out there! Hey, Mama! Better get your ''little weenie''|jokes ready This thing ain't working again.|Come on! Here we go. Come on One more time. Try harder. Harder! Let me try it l want you to meet Hope Cut it out. Hope, this is Tiffany... Farrah, Heather, Henrietta... My name isn't Hope|My name is Penny They want class|They don't want to fuck a Penny They want to fuck a Heather or a Tiffany Or a Hope This is a class joint Henry! Gentlemen, and you few ladies out there what you've been waiting for Henrietta,|the Queen of Bazooms! Hey, Henrietta! Pull your dress up! Honey, you couldn't handle me|With all this fat... you'd never even find the thing l'd have to piss on you|to give you a clue You need more pink Thanks, Heather Have you ever done a lap dance before? You talk them into it Fifty bucks a pop,|you do it in the back Touch and go. They touch, they go You can touch them|They cannot touch you That's good lf they come, that's okay lf they take it out|and come all over you, call the bouncer But if he gives you a big tip,|then it's okay Got that? And you.|Where the fuck were you last night? l was having my period, Al You didn't want blood everywhere... did you? l'm getting tired of your shit lf you want to last longer than a week,|you give me a blow job First l get you used to the money,|then l make you swallow Was he serious? Cheetah's TOPLESS LOUNGE Here we are Oh, baby...you missed a spot The farmer in the dell|The farmer in the dell l had a cherry once,|And now it's shot to hell! Get off the stage! Get off the stage! Shut your hole, honey!|Mine's making money! Know what they call... that useless piece of skin|around a twat? A woman! That's all, folks! Ladies and gentlemen... the girl to tickle your pickle!|Heather! Phil, what did he say? He says in America,|everyone's a gynecologist You like her? l like you l'll buy her for you We got a bunch of big spenders|Put your nightie on Tell him to go fuck himself l'll kick your ass out of here Tell him. Do yourself a favor Okay l'll put my nightie on Hey! Want a drink? l'm Heather.|Would you like a private dance with me? Can l suck your tits? You can't touch me, but l can touch you|l'd like to touch you l know where you can touch me What's going on? They want a private dance with her So? Great. Get over there My name is Heather. Would... Hey, Nomi. l love... your nails. We want you to have|a private dance with us We don't do that|One at a time, no women A hundred dollars Sorry. That's the rule Two hundred!|You just do Zack and l'll watch Five hundred Done l said done Just sit over there|and l'll change the music What's this about? lt's about fun You sit there... and l'll sit here What you doing here? Nothing You want it, you pay for it Thank you Five hundred Wasn't that fun? You're such a bitch But you love me Can you walk? Good night, girls. Get some rest Go out. Celebrate Let's go to my place and smoke dope You still got some of that Thai stuff? l love thighs. l get off on them|l like armpits, too Want to come, Nomi?|Not me l'll come You just got $500 off a lap dance Al, just stop You act like somebody died Wait. Listen Just listen You have more natural dancing talent|than anyone l've ever seen l've seen a lot of dancers. l studied in New York. Alvin Ailey You burn when you dance You said l couldn't You have to learn to hold some in|Dancing ain't fucking ls that more Wisdom? l know that! You don't. You dance like|when you fucked that guy last night What guy? With the chick You went in back l didn't fuck him|You did You fucked him and her.|You followed me? l didn't fuck anybody! l saw you! Everybody got AlDS and shit|What is it you think you do? You fuck them without fucking them|lt ain't right You got too much talent! Get out of here! Bitch, it's the truth! You want me to go? l'm out of here! l got an A! Four more classes,|they have to give me that degree Great! l haven't gotten laid in six months My right hand's so tired,|l can't thread a needle Use the left For threading a needle? Wow. l like that l can make that Let's go to the fabric store l want to buy it. l have the money Why? l don't know. l just do l never had a dress like that lt'll look great on me Won't it? What do you think? Oh, my goodness lt looks quite good on you lt doesn't suck l can't believe l bought it! Come on. l'll buy you a burrito l'll even buy you some...fajitas! Fuck, l can't. l'm on early|Al's on my back Don't worry. l'll drive you Oh, my God! He's coming here! Maybe you can meet him!|What would l say? Say, ''Andrew,|l can't even thread a needle anymore'' Baby, mama's waiting for you!|Come to me! l must get tickets for the concert! Come on, baby Fuck off!|Sorry Remember me? Phil Newkirk, Stardust Hotel There's a spot open in the chorus line We're auditioning tomorrow|You should try out Me?|Yeah, you You're asking me? When l saw you dance,|l thought, Yes!'' She sent you Nobody sent me Be there at ten l want to see your ass Oh, show me a home,|where the buffalo roam And l'll show you a home Full of shit! Thank you Molly! What is it? l got an audition! Hey, Pollyanna! What did you call me?|You look like Pollyanna Okay, ladies! l'm Tony Moss. l produce this show Some of you may have heard l'm a prick l am a prick l have one interest,|and that's the show l don't care if you live or die l want to see you dance|and l want to see you smile l can't use you if you can't smile,|if you can't show, if you can't sell Let me take a look at you Spread out Spread out Jesus Christ, Marty,|take a look at these tits | What are these, watermelons? This a stage, not a patch. See ya l've seen you before l auditioned for you in January|You told me to get my nose fixed Nose looks good.|Thanks, Mr. Moss Nice smile|Thanks, Mr. Moss You know what, though?|Your ears stick out Come back after they're fixed See ya Can you spell MGM backwards? M-G-M|l'm impressed Come back when you've fucked|this baby fat off l hope you got some wigs, tennis ball What classes have you had? lce skating classes, ballet classes... jazz classes, jazz technique classes This show is called Goddess'''',|not ''Classes.'' See ya What kind of classes have you had? None So what are you doing here? Watching you be a prick You ain't seen nothing yet Gay! Show them the routine Everyone back up, find some space!|Start with your right leg, slap it One, two, three, four! Go! Five, six, seven-hit it! Slam it! Kick it! And up! Stay down! Relax, you can take a break Tennis ball, dark hair in the back Hello, doll How's it going?|Good Okay... l want you to stay And you You, too Good-bye, ladies.|You wasted my time and yours! Line up! Show me your tits l got a topless show!|Let me see your tits! Very nice Very nice, ladies Gay! Start the other music!|Change the lights! Cue ''Angel'' Jack, bring up the side spots! l want to see some attitude! l said attitude!|Come on, ladies! Sell! Sell your bodies! Cut it! Try yoga, babe,|or hanging from the ceiling. See ya Marty, ice Something wrong with your nipples? They're not sticking up.|Stick them up Play with them a little bit Pinch them|You want me to do it for you, l'll do it l'm erect Why aren't you erect? Here. Put ice on them l called that right See ya, Pollyanna! That's it for today! Thank you You got me the audition, didn't you? Why? Maybe l like the way you dance Maybe l like you What difference does it make? Did you enjoy that out there? Yeah, darling, l think l did l hate you l know Wipe your nose The orthodontist convention is|over there! Realtors come in 20 minutes! What are you doing here? l just had an audition You want to be a showgirl? Smith, what is this?! Move those bags! Didn't go too good, huh? l'm glad Just don't, okay? l'm not in the mood! Smith, l'm talking to you! You don't want to be|in this kind of show At least what you do is honest They want tits and ass,|that's what you give Here, they pretend they want something|else, you still show tits and ass You want to work her,|work her on your own time l'm talking to her l said l'm talking to her|l'm not working her You're interrupting me and that's rude|Get the fuck out of here! Asshole You're fired! Take this! Now look what you did.|You got me fired again You're a real bad-ass.|You got no shame Look what a beautiful day it is.|The sun is shining, money's flowing l'm going to cheer you up.|l'll get you the best meal in town You like that burger! Where are you from? Different Places You like talking about you, huh? Where are we?|My place Why? l want to show you something Best suite in town|l had to beg and plead to get it This what you wanted me to see? What? This nice, big bed here? l wrote this number. lt's about you You know nothing about me l know you're a private dancer l only need three other girls We can put it on at the Crave Club l'll show you Stand right here. Watch me Wait a minute, slow down! Like this? Follow me. l know you can l have my period Yeah, right Check See? lt's okay, l got towels You can fuck me when you love me Then l do love you! Yeah, right You don't fool me. l see you What do you see? l see you hiding From what? From you You got into some bad shit somewhere Thanks for the hamburger! Tony Moss called. He said to call him|right away. Here's the number Call him! Oh, Jesus. l'll call him Tony Moss, please. lt's Nomi Malone l got it She's the yellow rose of Texas,|she charges 50 bucks She's the richest girl in Texas,|and all she does is fucks! You're late.|l'm gone. l got another job Where? You going to another club? You getting a better cut?|l'll match it l'm in ''Goddess'', at the Stardust What's so fucking funny? She's going down to the Stardust!|She's in the show Well, good for her! She'll be back No, l won't. l'll never come back! You're a stripper. Don't you get it? l'm a dancer! lf you're a dancer,|Henry here's the Virgin Mary! l got bigger tits than the Virgin Mary,|and a bigger mouth, too! Damn it. You're the only one|who gets my tits popping right See ya, Al! l'm not hiring you back, hear me? Not even if you give me|a fucking blow job! James! Come on! l got it! l'm in the show! ln ''Goddess'' What about the number l wrote? l thought we were working on something James? She's in your number? l'll be right there! She can't dance But you'll teach her, right? She's got talent, right? You and me, we ain't got no ties Dancing ain't fucking. Right? Yeah...that's right See ya Who was that? Someone who wanted to be in the number You're not giving her my part,|are you? Nah, baby. She can't dance l wrote that number for you,|you know that Excuse me Can l help you? l'm here to see Mr. Moss|Nomi Malone Okay. Go on in One day she looks like Pollyanna the next she looks like l don't know,|Lolita Nice dress Thanks. l bought it at Ver-sayce ln the Forum? Oh, yeah, Ver-sayce. l love Ver-sayce Me, too Okay, you know Marty Gay is our line captain lf you let me down, l'll lose reputation|for being an all-knowing prick l worked very hard for that reputation,|so don't do it. Deal? Deal Gay will show you around Let's go Nomi?|We'll do a run-through this afternoon Good luck They tell you that here just|before taking your money You must maintain your weight|Eat brown rice and vegetables And stay indoors|Tan lines aren't allowed Make-up and costumes are your|responsibility. Don't take them home And don't ever,|ever go out onstage crying You do eat brown rice and vegetables,|don't you? Good This is your table lf you're smart, and l was smart... you'll figure out a job|and man for later on How'd you find your guy? l chipped my tooth on a Quaalude|He was my dentist You'll run this monster 6 times a night Hold onto the railing.|l'll take you to personnel They want some information What kind of information? Date of birth 1973/7/3 Place of birth New York New York, New York? Nearest family members l don't have family Deceased? Yes Have you ever been arrested?|Charged with a criminal offense? No Social Security number l don't know|Let me check on that for you, okay? You got it! Nice going! That's great.|Zack, this is Nomi Malone l remember her. Hi l bet you do She's pretty memorable. l'm glad|you're part of the team. Nice dress lt's a Ver-sayce lt's Versace lt's Versace.|lt's pronounced Ver-sa-chee You have a great taste.|You look beautiful Girls! This is Nomi! Nicky, Julie, Deena and you know Gay They'll run through it. You watch Did you eat? Jack! What do you want? Burger, fries and soda Get her some brown rice,|vegetables and an Evian No, Nomi, come take a look at this Here we go! Five, six, seven, eight! You try it now. Ready? Go! Five, six, seven, hit it! Kick it! Work it! Hold it!|Nomi, what kind of turn was that? Do a pique turn. Come on That's it. Okay, music! Go! Hah! Go! Higher Not that high Stay in sync! One, two, three, one! Thrust it! Thrust it! Thrust it! Come on! Okay! That's enough. Thank you, ladies Good job Work on her turns.|l'm worried about her balance How long before l can do the show? You start tonight Tonight?|You'll be fine How did she do? She's no butterfly She's all pelvic thrust. She prowls.|She's got it l wonder how she got it? She didn't learn it She learned it,|but it's not taught in any class You need more orange. Let me do it How do you feel? Don't ask. Don't ask! Who took my make-up? Monkey alert! Monkey alert! Damn it, Hector! l told you! They get the heat! They make babies! Babies? Oh, get it out Watch it Go! Go!|Grab her! Hey! l got one! The rest are upstairs Julie, you slut,|don't touch my make-up! l'm a slut?|You fucked that pizza place kid! You fucked the meter reader! Bitch!|You're fucking dead! Jesus, Annie, get off her! Julie! Calm down! Stop it! Now settle down! lt's done! Showtime Move! You got four counts of eight! Nomi, wait. Your wig You're fine. Let's move up, you guys! There's shit on the stage They always shit. lt's that garlic Where? Top left Upstage left, monkey shit. Let's go! Want some blow? Last chance for ice Let's go! Go, go, go, go! l love you Come on, you guys, keep it moving!|Run, Nomi! Nomi, wait! Two beats. One, two...go! Shit Ladies and gentlemen, the|Stardust presents Miss Cristal Connors You got two mins. Put on your red wig|l'll get your costume Good luck. Love, Zack Carey Nomi. Slip this on Did l do okay?|You did fine Your leg extension needs work. Someone|will work with you. Be here at noon Put this on. You're done l didn't fall.|You nearly fell Hey, yo! Can l talk to you a minute? Come on, please? Talk Alone? l'll get the car.|Be right there Who sent you the flowers? None of your business Okay. l just wanted to say... You and me ain't got no ties l have a problem with pussy l always have, and l always will But l meant what l said l don't care about your problems.|l did write it for you But l did tell her l would teach her,|and l did fuck her Who you fuck is your business|l won't make it mine lt's not like l'm seeing any money|for writing that number l may as well touch a little pussy You got nothing to say No Thanks for the flowers! Tony said you did great! l never got flowers before l'm sure you'll get lots of them He gave them to you? Yeah, he did What is he? A pimp? Only people with pimp cars are pimps He's the entertainment director That's what l said. He's a pimp! Let's go! Good luck with your number Hello? Anybody here? Back here What are you doing here? What am l doing here? Doing some of the finest cocaine|in the world. Want some? lt's great for the muscles l told Marty|l'd work on turns with you... but l'm feeling a little inside-out Cut the shit Okay We got off on the wrong foot Want to start dancing all over again? Why? Why not? Want to go eat at Spago? Where is it? Just down from Ver-sayce Versace Ahh, right. Versace Enjoy What is all this stuff? l'll order for you l'll have brown rice and vegetables Do you like brown rice and vegetables? You do? Sort of Really? lt's worse than dog food lt is l've had dog food You have? A long time ago Doggy chow l used to love Doggy Chow l used to love Doggy Chow, too l got a headache from champagne This isn't champagne This is holy water l named myself after this holy water Chrissie Lou Connors had|dingy brown hair and little tits lt's amazing what paint|and a surgeon can do You have great tits They're beautiful Thank you l like nice tits l always have. What about you? l like having nice tits How do you like having them? What do you mean? You know what l mean l like having them in a nice dress... or a tight top You like to show them off l didn't like showing them|at the Cheetah Why not? l liked looking at them there.|Everybody did lt made me feel like a hooker You are a whore, darling l'm not! We all are We take the cash, we cash the check,|we show them what they want to see Maybe you're a whore, but l'm not You and me... we're exactly alike l'll never be like you Miss Connors! Sorry to bother you|Would you sign this for me? Happy to. What's your name? Frank. l'm from Galveston l'm from Del Rio myself, Frank l told you she was from Texas.|Whoo-ee, look at that! Could l have one like that? You want a girl to use up|all her lipstick on you? Want to dance?|Right now? lt's now or never.|That's what Elvis said You know the best advice l ever got? You're up there onstage,|hoping on a spot lf someone gets in your way,|step on them lf you're the only one left|standing there, they hire you That's about it.|Thank you and good night Elvis has left the building You see, darling... you are a whore Bitch! Guess we're done Nicky, can l talk to you for a second? Mommy, can we see the monkeys?|Not now Please. They're so cute.|They have to work What are they doing? l want to see the monkeys!|Not now Why not? Get these fucking kids out of here You said the F'' word!|She said the ''F'' word'' She said the F'' word!'' Shut the fuck up! lt's okay. lt's okay Nomi, a boat convention's coming|into town next week They need two girls. Nicky's doing it You interested? lt pays $1,000 A thousand dollars? To do what? Represent the hotel. You wear your|costume, smile, they take your picture A thousand dollars? Great. Cristal here recommended you Thanks My pleasure, darling.|Just looking out for you Cristal, about the magazine layout...?|Later Don't do it lt's $1,000. Why not? Molly, l need you! l'm coming.|l know girls who did it and they... Molly, l'm waiting They didn't like it Did you do it before? Did you like it? Did l like it? Sure, l liked it Let's thank these 2 beautiful girls from|Goddess'', a new smash at the Stardust'' Shit How's it going?|Fine Tough gig, huh? Very This is my good friend,|Mr. Okida, from Bangkok He's one of our very, very high rollers Ladies, we want to take you to dinner|after the show Have some lobster, hear Caesar sing You ever heard Caesar sing?|The guy's great. You'll love him Caesar sing? Then we'll go back to my place|and we'll sing Just the four of us How about it? We sing Yeah, we'll sing a lot of songs Okay Good deal Okay. Good deal Not me Be nice.|Let go of me! You got $1,000 for this Yeah, for this! This! Oh, forget it Just forget it! No harm done!|No damage! Christ! Zack? l want to talk to you Let's go upstairs Have a nice day, darling? No l'm sorry to hear that Jesus l'm sorry.|Some people just don't get it l'm on the stage. Get me Phil Thank you Stay The drop is up 33% on those machines lt will make your bottom line about 250 l got an MBA for this That's what this business is now|cost analyzing slot machines What's an MBA? Zack, you in here? Excuse me Hey! What's going on? You do anything like this again,|you're fired Nothing happened.|Something did! She jumped to conclusions lt happens again,|you'll jump to your conclusion Without your golden parachute You owe her an apology Nomi, l'm sorry. l apologize Yeah, fine. Okay Get out An MBA is a college degree.|lt's mostly worthless in the real world You go for it, don't you? Yeah, l try to Showtime That's for sure Phil, you dumb fuck, get back up here l know, l know Thank you for looking out for me.|You were so nice to recommend me to Phil What are friends for? Right You were right about the convention Sweet baby! Do that again, l'll break your fingers! Not my fault|you don't have a gay partner Fuck you He wants everyone to see|how hetero he is Molly, bring that flashlight|so l can see how big it is You want a knuckle sandwich? Can l have mine anally, please? Come on, you guys! Jesus! Let's go! Let's line it up! What you looking at, bitch? Okay, let's go. Move it! Go, go, go! Oh, my God Are you okay, Annie? lt's my leg Tell me when it hurts lt's her knee lt isn't broken, is it? Daryl, what happened? My foot went out from under me This is what happened l wonder how those got up here? Probably came off a costume We'll get you to the hospital Shit, no! Jesus. Poor Annie. Tough break Let us through here See you later l'm the producer l hired you! You do what l say She was my understudy.|l have a say, too Yeah, but guess who makes the decision lt's broken, kids Shit. That will be three months At least Bad karma, huh? Nomi, your mother's waiting for you My mother? For your sake, l hope she's not lf a light sleeper sleeps with|a light on Can a hard sleeper sleep with|a hard on? What do you call a tiger?|A big pussy that eats people Henry! l can get shit on,|but l don't like getting spit on Hi, Al You look like shit She looks better than a 10-inch dick|and you know it So...do you like it here? What, you think she misses you? Yeah, why not? We miss her She misses us like that lump on my twat|l had taken off last week Jesus, Henry We saw the show You were good Thank you, Al Real good You take care, kid Must be weird,|not having anyone come on you Nomi. Hey, you want a ride? l got one Wait! Ever been in one of these? No l always wanted one lt's some car, huh?|lt doesn't suck Where are we headed? Give me directions To your place Do you like Cristal? l like a lot of different champagnes But l always drink champagne What's Andrew Carver like? Are you nervous? Don't be l'm not l liked it when you came l liked your eyes Stay with me l'll drive you back in the morning lt is morning Please? l have a taxi coming Send it back Cristal needs a new understudy There's an audition at noon.|You want to try? Would you have told me|if l hadn't come here? lt was your idea to come here, not mine l want to see you again We'll see how it goes What, the audition? Ten-fifty Hello! l hate you Who was he?|Zack Oh, my God Did you tie him up? Oh, shit l forgot to untie him Are you high? Maybe a little l can't go to sleep. l have an audition|at noon. Where are the Sugar Snaps? ln the cupboard. Nomi... don't get sucked into it Look what l found! Okay, whatever, Nomes Julie She's not hot enough.|She has it down You can teach it.|She doesn't have Cristal's heat None of them have Cristal's heat l do love you, Gay Nomi has heat Does she know? Yes, she does ln a totally different way Come on! She's going to take the lead? This a hotel show!|lt's not the Cheetah! lt doesn't matter|l haven't missed a show in 8 years You're not getting any younger Eat me Want to see it again with just Nomi?|No l do. Set it up, Marty This is bullshit lt's about your dick Nicky, Julie, thank you! What do we know about her? Nothing. l doubt her|Social Security number's right Find out.|What? Everything You fucked her, didn't you? Are you pissed off|because you're jealous? Or because l beat you to the punch? You fuck him for the spot|or because you wanted to? l say you did it for the spot ls that what you did, Cristal? You don't want to piss me off,|now that we're friends No, you shouldn't get pissed off lt makes you look older You got it l do? Marty and Gay will work with you Phil will have some glossies taken.|You did good l'll call you for dinner, lobster Did you ever hear Caesar sing?|You'll love it What? Congratulations.|l see you have many talents l thought she did good A Private Dance By James Smith|The Crave Club l didn't know about the audition|until afterwards Do you like my nails? They're not as nice as yours Maybe l'll help you with yours sometime lf you want lsn't that nice of you, darling? What are friends for? On second thought... maybe you shouldn't do mine l'm getting too old for that whory look l'll think about it Close the door on your way out Hey, bring on the real dancers! Boo! You suck! Get off the stage! Enough of this stuff! Let's dance! l loved it! lt was good What are you doing here, slumming? Heather! Were we good? Great She dances like a truck! l do not! Do you want something to drink? Yeah. Get me a beer, bitch Look what l got lt's beautiful l stole it from my grandmother You did not! You got it at a pawnshop We're getting married You love her? l don't know. She's having a baby And this? We ain't any good. You heard them.|''Get off the stage!'' What will you do? Work in a grocery store|Her mother owns it We'll get a discount on baby food See ya Shit happens, you know? Life sucks.|l'm a student of T-shirts! Hey, Nicky Dear Ms. Malone, We regret we are unable to|offer you...understudy You can't go in there! What's going on? What's going on?! Hey, cool it.|Cool it?! When you sent me this?! She threatened to walk!|She got her lawyers into it! So what?! So, she's a star! You're not worth it Sorry, Nomi. l tried. Fuck! Basically, my G-string snapped. There|l was, dancing butt naked for 5 mins l mean, my poor partner! l thought about it, darling Think you could do my nails now? Okay Maybe some other time Come on...slave girl We've got five minutes. Go! Go, you guys! Run, run! Let me through! Shit! Cristal, can you hear me? Somebody get Marty! What happened?|l don't know Somebody get an ambulance! Who was behind her? l was What happened? l don't know. She just went down She slipped. l saw it Nomi wasn't even close to her Tough break, huh? What's wrong? Nothing Thanks. Keep me informed She has a concussion.|That'll be all right But she has a compound fracture|of the hip Those take forever to heal We have to shut down Not a chance. The show goes on The Stardust is never dark.|lt has never been lt never will be. Not while l am alive Who was her understudy? We had a girl who... What's funny? Cristal Connors is a star, Sam!|You can't just replace her We could bring someone in|while she's out She could be out for a year Like who? Janet Jackson. Paula Abdul Paula Abdul? ln my show? We're not paying|those kind of salaries ln that case, Mr. Karlman,|we do what we do in Vegas We gamble Ladies and gentlemen... the Stardust proudly presents|Miss Nomi Malone We could have hired anyone Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul Nomi Malone is|what Las Vegas is all about She's dazzling, she's exciting... ...and very, very sexy.|Thank you, Zack How did you feel about|the show tonight? l hope l can be as good as the show You are, my dear. You are the show Good one. Over here, Nomi One more, Nomi! Please, please Hey, you ready to party? Where?|The Paradiso. l rented the bungalows For what?|For you Hurry. l got a limo waiting l don't have anything to wear!|Yes, you do Andrew Carvers' coming|He saw the show and thinks you're great Did you hear?|Andrew Carver will be there! Yeah. l heard What's wrong with you? You pushed her, didn't you? No How can you say that to me?|Julie saw it She couldn't have seen it.|l saw Julie and her back was to you She saw it Okay Have fun at your party Come here, Molly! You have to come|Andrew will be there l don't care lt ain't a party without you Let go of me Let go of me! To the one and only beautiful girl|in the world One minute Oh, my God So, what l want to know is... where's Andrew? Look Nomi Malone Goddess l love your outfit Nomi...|you think l could be your understudy? l'll see what l can do Thanks, darling Andrew Carver's here.|l want to introduce you Andrew's here! Andrew Carver...Nomi Malone You were sensational tonight Thank you.|And you're welcome Where did you find her? l'll never tell l like your songs And l like your ass. Call me Molly Abrams... Andrew Carver l can't even thread a needle anymore Sorry? Molly's one of your biggest fans Well, then...let me get you a drink Come on Enjoy You look beautiful tonight What's going on? Just want to party, baby Let me go! Get her! Let me go!|Shut the fuck up! Throw her down! Fuck her! Fuck her, man Fuck her! Fuck her! Let me go! Fuck her! l could fall in love with you Let's get out of here Molly? We have her sedated. She's in shock She has a broken nose, vaginal tears She'll be here three or four days Zack! Look at this And look at this. Later Where are the police?|They're not here Why not?|Because they're not coming! Don't do it... Polly How did you find out? You were busted at a fight|at the Crave Club The police took your fingerprints l won't listen to this Yes, you will! You're Polly Ann Costello! Your father killed your mother,|then killed himself! You ran away from a foster home|in Oakland in 1990! Arrests: Denver, soliciting...|Stop it! San Jose, Cheyenne, soliciting!|Shall l read the rest? Possession of crack cocaine!|Assault with a deadly weapon! Tell me something.|Why did you stop hooking? You had your future pretty well|mapped out l did what l had to do Just like you did with Cristal l'm not a whore No...you're not You're going to be a big star Your face will be up on billboards And you will make a lot of money|for the Stardust You'd let him get away with this? Andrew Carver is at the Paradiso|this year He might be at the Stardust next year He's part of the team. So are you What about Molly? l'll see he gives her enough money|to have a dress shop Tell me something What did you charge? Hooking Fifty. A hundred sometimes You got low self-esteem, baby.|You're a fantastic fuck l was paying you a compliment Showtime Andrew Carver, please Hello, baby. Looking good He's ready for you lt didn't take you long l like you better topless Wait till you see me bottomless l'm waiting Take the rest off Sure You make a sound,|l'll fucking kill you! Okay, okay Fucker! Fuck off! He says he wants to sleep Tired him out, huh? She's still out. lt's the medication ls she okay? She's okay Molly? l just went to Carver... and kicked the shit out of him l love you Cristal Connors, please. Room 319 You know the best advice|l ever gave you? lf you're the only one left standing... they'll hire you Thank you and good night,|ladies and gentlemen Cristal has left the building l'm sorry, Cristal Yeah. l know just how sorry you are How do you think l got my first lead? There's always someone younger|and hungrier... coming down the stairs after you Why didn't you tell anyone? Oh, hell, darling...l needed a rest Besides, my lawyers got me|a real nice settlement l have to go Aren't you going to give me a big kiss? Bye, darling Bye, darling Come on! Hurry up! Hop in, pard|This here is your lucky day Let's go So did you gamble? Did you win? What did you win? Me Oh, fuck lt's you l want my fucking suitcase, asshole! l'm driving! Jesus fucking Christ! Watch the fucking road! Be cool! l'll get your suitcase. lt was a mistake. Mellow out! NOMl MALONE lS GODDESS |
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