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Six Degrees Of Separation (1993)
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- My God! - Is anything gone? 2 00:01:58,960 -- 00:02:02,236 - How can I look? I'm shaking. - I wanna know if anything's gone. 3 00:02:02,360 -- 00:02:05,636 - Calm down. - We could've been killed. The Kandinsky! 4 00:02:05,760 -- 00:02:09,036 - The Kandinsky! - It's gone! Oh, my God! Call the police! 5 00:02:09,160 -- 00:02:11,720 There it is. The silver Victorian inkwell. 6 00:02:11,840 -- 00:02:14,752 - How can you think about things?! - There's the inkwell. 7 00:02:14,880 -- 00:02:18,919 - We could have been murdered! - Silver jaguar. 8 00:02:19,040 -- 00:02:20,553 Why? 9 00:02:20,680 -- 00:02:23,911 - Slashed. Throats slashed. - There's the Degas. 10 00:02:24,040 -- 00:02:27,828 Go to bed at night happy and then murdered. Would we have woken up? 11 00:02:27,960 -- 00:02:30,394 We're alive. 12 00:02:30,520 -- 00:02:32,078 - i(dog yelps)/i - i(both scream)/i 13 00:02:32,200 -- 00:02:34,839 The dog, the dog, the dog. Oh, God. 14 00:02:34,960 -- 00:02:36,871 - Oh, my God! - What is it? 15 00:02:37,000 -- 00:02:39,434 The wedding. We have to go to the wedding. 16 00:02:39,560 -- 00:02:41,471 - I'm in no mood to go. - We have to. 17 00:02:41,600 -- 00:02:43,636 - They're your friends. - I beg to differ... 18 00:02:43,760 -- 00:02:46,069 - Hello?! - What? 19 00:02:46,200 -- 00:02:49,795 You don't call out "hello" unless the... 20 00:02:50,720 -- 00:02:52,995 I think we could tell if someone else was here. 21 00:02:53,120 -- 00:02:54,917 - We didn't all night. - i(phone rings)/i 22 00:02:55,040 -- 00:02:57,235 Oh, God. No, don't pick that up! It's him! 23 00:02:57,360 -- 00:02:58,952 Hello. 24 00:02:59,200 -- 00:03:00,952 Hello. 25 00:03:01,840 -- 00:03:03,432 Hello. 26 00:03:04,360 -- 00:03:05,110 Hello. 27 00:03:18,080 -- 00:03:19,752 Hello. 28 00:03:19,880 -- 00:03:22,235 Bride's side or groom's side? 29 00:03:22,360 -- 00:03:26,148 Either side. I can't even remember how we met them. 30 00:03:26,280 -- 00:03:28,271 Why are we here? 31 00:03:28,400 -- 00:03:30,436 Let's not make a scene. 32 00:03:32,680 -- 00:03:36,593 The most terrifying words in the world - 33 00:03:36,720 -- 00:03:40,952 - "Now I lay me down to sleep..." Think. - "Pray the Lord my soul to keep." 34 00:03:41,080 -- 00:03:44,231 But then the nightmare part. "If I should die before I wake..." 35 00:03:44,360 -- 00:03:45,873 "Pray the Lord my soul to take." 36 00:03:46,000 -- 00:03:47,911 - Are you OK? - We were nearly murdered. 37 00:03:48,040 -- 00:03:50,031 - Throats slashed. - It was awful. 38 00:03:50,160 -- 00:03:52,628 - You could've been killed? - Only hours ago. 39 00:03:52,760 -- 00:03:54,796 - But we're here. - We wouldn't miss it. 40 00:03:54,920 -- 00:03:57,673 Happy the bride the sun shines on. 41 00:03:57,800 -- 00:04:00,314 i(j& " Here Comes the Bride")/i 42 00:04:04,240 -- 00:04:08,358 Chaos, control. Chaos, control. You like? You like? 43 00:04:15,200 -- 00:04:19,273 - I'll have a gin and tonic, please. - Tell them. 44 00:04:19,400 -- 00:04:22,039 We were having a wonderful evening last night. 45 00:04:22,160 -- 00:04:24,913 A friend we hadn't seen in years came by for dinner. 46 00:04:25,040 -- 00:04:28,555 - Geoffrey Miller. From South Africa. - Don't say that so portentously. 47 00:04:28,680 -- 00:04:32,434 - Geoffrey from Serth Efrica. - Well, don't be gaga! 48 00:04:32,560 -- 00:04:35,028 - Scotch, please. - Just something large. 49 00:04:35,160 -- 00:04:37,720 Geoffrey was in New York briefly on business, 50 00:04:37,840 -- 00:04:40,035 and he asked us to ask him for dinner. 51 00:04:41,920 -- 00:04:43,148 Listen. 52 00:04:43,280 -- 00:04:45,236 What's wrong? 53 00:04:47,000 -- 00:04:50,709 It always amazes me when New York is so quiet. 54 00:04:50,840 -- 00:04:52,432 Oh! i(laughs)/i 55 00:04:52,560 -- 00:04:55,358 With the kids away, we get used to less noise. 56 00:04:55,480 -- 00:05:00,554 - Geoffrey is King-Midas rich. Gold mines. - 70,000 workers in one gold mine alone. 57 00:05:00,680 -- 00:05:03,752 But he's short of cash. His government won't let its people... 58 00:05:03,880 -- 00:05:06,519 - Its white people. - ..take out any money. 59 00:05:06,640 -- 00:05:08,358 It's like taking in a war baby. 60 00:05:08,480 -- 00:05:12,951 His call was like a bolt from the blue, as I had a deal coming up and was short by... 61 00:05:13,080 -- 00:05:15,594 - Two million. - The figure is superfluous. 62 00:05:15,720 -- 00:05:18,234 I hate when you use the word "superfluous". 63 00:05:18,360 -- 00:05:22,353 I mean, he needed two million. We hadn't seen Geoffrey in a long time. 64 00:05:22,480 -- 00:05:25,836 While he might not have the price of dinner, he might have $2,000,000. 65 00:05:25,960 -- 00:05:29,077 It's the awful thing about having truly rich friends. 66 00:05:29,200 -- 00:05:32,636 Let's face it, the money does get in the way. I'll take that one. 67 00:05:32,760 -- 00:05:35,593 Having a rich friend is like drowning and he makes lifeboats. 68 00:05:35,720 -- 00:05:40,953 Only your friend gets very touchy if you say one word - lifeboat. That is two words. 69 00:05:41,080 -- 00:05:45,870 We were afraid our friend might say we were loving him because of his lifeboat. 70 00:05:46,000 -- 00:05:49,470 We weren't sucking up. We like Geoffrey. 71 00:05:49,600 -- 00:05:51,079 i(applause)/i 72 00:05:51,200 -- 00:05:53,839 - Shouldn't we...? - Not on your life. 73 00:05:53,960 -- 00:05:56,872 - It was hardly a lifeboat evening. - Portentous. 74 00:05:57,000 -- 00:06:00,675 But when Geoffrey called and asked us to take him for dinner, 75 00:06:00,800 -- 00:06:05,828 he made a pattern in life's tea leaves, because who wants to go to banks? 76 00:06:05,960 -- 00:06:07,712 Why do you stay in South Africa? 77 00:06:07,840 -- 00:06:10,638 One has to stay there to educate the black workers. 78 00:06:10,760 -- 00:06:14,833 We'll know we've been successful when they kill us. 79 00:06:14,960 -- 00:06:18,555 - Planning the revolution to destroy you. - Putting your life on the line. 80 00:06:18,680 -- 00:06:21,148 You don't think of it like that. I wish you'd visit. 81 00:06:21,280 -- 00:06:24,192 Oh, but we'd visit you and sit in your gorgeous house, 82 00:06:24,320 -- 00:06:28,836 planning visits to the townships, demanding to see the poorest of the poor. 83 00:06:28,960 -- 00:06:33,431 "Are you sure they're the worst off? I mean, we've come all this way." 84 00:06:33,560 -- 00:06:38,680 "We don't want to see people just mildly victimised by apartheid. We want shock." 85 00:06:38,800 -- 00:06:42,793 It doesn't seem right sitting on the East Side talking about revolution. 86 00:06:42,920 -- 00:06:45,957 Only small, murky cafs for Pp le Moko here. 87 00:06:46,080 -- 00:06:51,200 No. No. La Pasionaria. We'll build barricades and lean against them, singing. 88 00:06:51,320 -- 00:06:55,154 - And the people will follow. - Follow, follow, follow. What is that song? 89 00:06:55,280 -- 00:06:58,989 It's our role in history, and we offer ourselves up to it. 90 00:06:59,120 -- 00:07:02,396 It's your role in history, it's not our role. The Fantasticks. 91 00:07:02,520 -- 00:07:04,636 ij&/i Follow, follow, follow, follow 92 00:07:04,760 -- 00:07:07,558 A role in history - to say that so easily. 93 00:07:07,680 -- 00:07:12,959 To lead the people. Like Lech Walesa and the striking shipyard workers. 94 00:07:13,080 -- 00:07:16,152 Gorbachev urging on the striking coal miners. 95 00:07:16,280 -- 00:07:18,555 The phrase "striking coal miners" - 96 00:07:18,680 -- 00:07:23,595 I always picture these very striking coal miners modelling the fall fashion. 97 00:07:30,320 -- 00:07:34,154 - Why is there a statue of a husky? - Another drink before we...? 98 00:07:34,280 -- 00:07:37,033 Where shall we? God, the restaurants in New York. 99 00:07:37,160 -- 00:07:41,597 It's like Florence in the 16th century - genius on every corner. 100 00:07:41,720 -- 00:07:44,712 - There's good Szechwan. Hunan. - i(woman laughs)/i 101 00:07:44,840 -- 00:07:46,910 The sign painter screwed up the sign. 102 00:07:47,040 -- 00:07:52,239 Instead of painting "The Hunan Wok", he painted "The Human Wok". 103 00:07:52,360 -- 00:07:56,194 - We sent it to iThe Times./i - They have a joke page, and... 104 00:07:56,320 -- 00:07:57,992 They send you champagne. 105 00:07:58,120 -- 00:08:02,432 We weren't auditioning, but all I could think was "$2,000,000. $2,000,000". 106 00:08:02,560 -- 00:08:06,269 Like when people say "Don't think about elephants", it's all you think. 107 00:08:06,400 -- 00:08:08,868 $2,000,000. $2,000,000. 108 00:08:09,000 -- 00:08:09,876 i(buzzer)/i 109 00:08:10,000 -- 00:08:12,798 Whatever you do, don't think about elephants. 110 00:08:12,920 -- 00:08:17,232 - Elephants? - Ouisa is a Dada manifesto. 111 00:08:17,360 -- 00:08:19,237 About the Czanne. 112 00:08:20,120 -- 00:08:24,875 Unless we're careful, it'll be sold and never seen again. 113 00:08:28,680 -- 00:08:32,832 Mid period. Landscape of a dark green forest. 114 00:08:32,960 -- 00:08:36,714 In the far distance you see the sunlight. 115 00:08:36,840 -- 00:08:41,356 One of his first uses of a pale colour being forced to carry the weight of the picture. 116 00:08:41,480 -- 00:08:44,392 An experiment that would pay off in the apples. 117 00:08:44,520 -- 00:08:47,478 Burst of colour has to carry so much. 118 00:08:49,120 -- 00:08:54,148 Japanese don't like anything about it except it's a Czanne. 119 00:08:57,840 -- 00:09:03,358 I... I'm so sorry to bother you, but... I've been hurt, and I've lost everything. 120 00:09:03,480 -- 00:09:07,996 I didn't know where to go. Your children. I'm a friend of your children. 121 00:09:08,120 -- 00:09:10,634 - He mentioned our kids' names. - And their school. 122 00:09:10,760 -- 00:09:14,799 - Harvard. You can say Harvard. - I don't want to get into libel. 123 00:09:14,920 -- 00:09:18,515 I was mugged... out there in Central Park. 124 00:09:20,080 -- 00:09:23,197 By the statue of that Alaskan husky. 125 00:09:23,320 -- 00:09:26,039 I was trying to figure out why there was a statue of a dog 126 00:09:26,160 -- 00:09:29,277 who saved lives in the Yukon in the middle of Central Park. 127 00:09:29,400 -- 00:09:33,518 - When I was trying to puzzle it out... - Are you OK? 128 00:09:33,640 -- 00:09:37,030 They took my money and my briefcase. I said "My thesis..." 129 00:09:37,160 -- 00:09:40,516 - His shirt's bleeding. - The shirt isn't bleeding. He's bleeding. 130 00:09:40,640 -- 00:09:42,312 Oh. 131 00:09:42,440 -- 00:09:44,351 Sorry. I get this way around blood. 132 00:09:44,480 -- 00:09:47,597 No! My God, not on the rug, please. Eddie, get the doctor. 133 00:09:47,720 -- 00:09:50,359 No. No. I'll survive. 134 00:09:50,480 -- 00:09:52,789 No doctors. Please? 135 00:09:52,920 -- 00:09:55,798 All right, Eddie. We'll call you. 136 00:09:55,920 -- 00:09:57,797 Thank you, Eddie. 137 00:09:57,920 -- 00:09:59,558 Um... 138 00:09:59,680 -- 00:10:01,671 i(stranger)/i I don't mind the money. 139 00:10:01,800 -- 00:10:06,555 But in the age of mechanical reproduction, they got the only copy of my thesis. 140 00:10:06,680 -- 00:10:09,717 Ouisa, where's the first-aid book? 141 00:10:28,240 -- 00:10:31,596 The Red Cross advises "Press edges of wound firmly together." 142 00:10:31,720 -- 00:10:34,757 - Yes, I'm doing that. - i(screams)/i 143 00:10:34,880 -- 00:10:37,110 Hold on. Ouisa, I need gauze. 144 00:10:37,240 -- 00:10:40,073 - It's been wonderful seeing you. - No. Stay. 145 00:10:40,200 -- 00:10:43,431 My time is so short. Before I leave America, I really should... 146 00:10:43,560 -- 00:10:47,075 - Did you see the new book on Czanne? - Er, no. May I use the phone? 147 00:10:47,200 -- 00:10:49,156 An absolute revelation. 148 00:10:49,280 -- 00:10:50,508 I ran down the hall... 149 00:10:50,640 -- 00:10:52,835 $2,000,000. $2,000,000. 150 00:10:52,960 -- 00:10:56,589 ..got the book on Czanne, got the gauze from the kitchen, 151 00:10:56,720 -- 00:11:00,429 gave the Czanne to Flan, and the gauze to Geoffrey. 152 00:11:00,560 -- 00:11:02,357 Ouisa! 153 00:11:02,840 -- 00:11:05,070 $2,000,000. $2,000,000. 154 00:11:06,960 -- 00:11:12,034 It's a lovely book. I'll get him a clean shirt. Please stay. 155 00:11:15,240 -- 00:11:18,516 - And peace was restored. - And then... 156 00:11:18,640 -- 00:11:21,200 Your children said you were kind. 157 00:11:22,000 -- 00:11:27,472 All the kids were sitting around the dorm dishing the... shit out of their parents. 158 00:11:27,600 -- 00:11:34,233 But your kids were silent. They said "No. Not our parents. Not Flan and Ouisa." 159 00:11:34,360 -- 00:11:38,114 "Not the Kittredges. The Kittredges are kind." 160 00:11:38,240 -- 00:11:42,199 So, after the muggers left, I looked up, saw these Fifth Avenue apartments. 161 00:11:42,320 -- 00:11:46,233 Mrs Onassis lives there. I know the Babcocks live over there. 162 00:11:46,360 -- 00:11:48,635 The Auchinclosses live there. 163 00:11:48,760 -- 00:11:51,593 But... you lived here. 164 00:11:51,720 -- 00:11:53,438 I came here. 165 00:11:54,400 -- 00:11:56,630 Can you believe what the kids said? 166 00:11:56,760 -- 00:11:58,671 Mm. Well... 167 00:11:58,800 -- 00:12:00,313 iHe mentioned our kids' names./i 168 00:12:00,440 -- 00:12:04,638 We can mention our kids' names. They won't sue us for mentioning their names. 169 00:12:04,760 -- 00:12:07,194 Talbot and Woody mean the world to me. 170 00:12:07,320 -- 00:12:13,077 Woody? He lets you call him Woody? Nobody's called him Woody in years. 171 00:12:15,200 -- 00:12:18,954 They described this apartment in detail. 172 00:12:19,080 -- 00:12:23,835 Oh, this is a Kandinsky! A double - one painted on either side. 173 00:12:23,960 -- 00:12:25,518 May I see? 174 00:12:25,640 -- 00:12:27,596 Yes, of course. 175 00:12:28,480 -- 00:12:32,029 Extraordinary. What makes it exceptional is that 176 00:12:32,160 -- 00:12:37,280 Kandinsky painted on either side of the canvas in two radically different styles. 177 00:12:37,400 -- 00:12:41,837 One wild and vivid, the other sombre and geometric. 178 00:12:41,960 -- 00:12:44,030 My God! 179 00:12:44,160 -- 00:12:46,071 We flip it around for variety. 180 00:12:46,200 -- 00:12:50,830 Chaos, control. Chaos, control. You like? You like? 181 00:12:51,920 -- 00:12:53,717 It's wonderful. 182 00:12:53,840 -- 00:12:55,990 i(Flan) Vasili Kandinsky./i 183 00:12:56,120 -- 00:13:00,079 Born 1866, Moscow. Blue Rider exhibition, 1914. 184 00:13:00,200 -- 00:13:05,320 He said "The choice of object that is one of the elements in the harmony of form 185 00:13:05,440 -- 00:13:09,991 must be decided only by a corresponding vibration in the human soul." 186 00:13:11,560 -- 00:13:13,994 Died 1944, France. 187 00:13:14,480 -- 00:13:17,790 Everything is just the way they said it would be. 188 00:13:17,920 -- 00:13:20,309 Did you bitch your parents? 189 00:13:22,880 -- 00:13:25,110 As a matter of fact, no. 190 00:13:25,240 -- 00:13:30,758 Your kids and I, we both liked our - liked? - iloved/i our parents. 191 00:13:31,880 -- 00:13:36,715 Am I getting in the way here? I'm sorry. I burst in here hysterical... blood... 192 00:13:36,840 -- 00:13:40,196 No. No, no. No, no, no, please. No, please. Please. Sit down. 193 00:13:40,320 -- 00:13:42,550 Tell us about our children. 194 00:13:42,680 -- 00:13:45,478 Three. Two at Harvard, and a girl at Groton. 195 00:13:46,560 -- 00:13:49,996 - How is Harvard? - Well, fine. It's just there. 196 00:13:50,120 -- 00:13:52,953 Everyone's in a constant state of luxurious despair 197 00:13:53,080 -- 00:13:56,436 and constant discovery and paralysis. 198 00:13:56,560 -- 00:13:59,120 - We asked him where home was. - "Out West" he said. 199 00:13:59,240 -- 00:14:03,279 Although I've lived all over. My folks are divorced. He's remarried. 200 00:14:03,400 -- 00:14:07,075 - Actually, he's doing a movie. - He's in the movies? 201 00:14:07,200 -- 00:14:11,955 - He's directing this one, but he does act. - Really? Um... 202 00:14:12,080 -- 00:14:14,799 - What's he directing? - iCats./i 203 00:14:16,480 -- 00:14:19,358 - Someone is directing a film of iCats?/i - Don't be snooty. 204 00:14:19,480 -- 00:14:22,552 - You've seen it? TS Eliot? - i(Flan)/i Yes, years ago. 205 00:14:22,680 -- 00:14:25,592 It was a benefit for some school... or disease... What? 206 00:14:25,720 -- 00:14:28,598 - They can't make the movie of iCats./i - Of course they can. 207 00:14:28,720 -- 00:14:32,030 They're going to try. My father'll be here, auditioning. 208 00:14:32,160 -- 00:14:33,718 Cats? 209 00:14:35,080 -- 00:14:38,356 - He's going to use people. - What a courageous stand. 210 00:14:38,480 -- 00:14:41,836 - They thought of animation... - Animation would be nice. 211 00:14:41,960 -- 00:14:45,635 But he found a better way. As a matter of fact, he turned it down at first. 212 00:14:45,760 -- 00:14:50,276 He went to tell the producers the reasons why you couldn't make a movie of iCats./i 213 00:14:50,400 -- 00:14:55,520 And in going through the reasons why you couldn't, he suddenly saw how you could. 214 00:14:55,640 -- 00:14:59,076 Eureka in the bathtub. How wonderful! 215 00:15:00,240 -- 00:15:02,390 May we ask who? 216 00:15:03,600 -- 00:15:08,116 And it was then we pulled up - ever so slightly - pulled up closer. 217 00:15:08,240 -- 00:15:09,275 And he told us. 218 00:15:09,400 -- 00:15:12,995 He named the greatest black star in movies. Sidney... 219 00:15:13,120 -- 00:15:17,352 No names! No names! We're trying to keep this abstract. Plus, libel laws. 220 00:15:17,480 -- 00:15:20,711 Sidney Poitier. There. I don't care! You have to have truth! 221 00:15:20,840 -- 00:15:24,913 He started out as a lawyer and is terrified of libel. I'm not. 222 00:15:26,120 -- 00:15:28,190 Sidney Poitier. 223 00:15:28,320 -- 00:15:34,668 The future Jackie Robinson of films was born 24th of February 1927 in Miami 224 00:15:34,800 -- 00:15:37,234 during a visit his parents made to Florida. 225 00:15:37,360 -- 00:15:38,713 i(man)/i Legally? 226 00:15:38,840 -- 00:15:41,718 To sell tomatoes they had grown in the Bahamas. 227 00:15:41,840 -- 00:15:46,038 He grew up on Cat Island so poor they didn't even own dirt, he has said. 228 00:15:46,160 -- 00:15:51,075 Neglected by his family, my father would sit on the shore, and, as he's told me: 229 00:15:51,200 -- 00:15:56,228 "conjure up the worlds that were on the other side, and what I'd do in them." 230 00:15:56,360 -- 00:15:59,955 He arrived in New York City from the Bahamas in the winter of 1943 231 00:16:00,080 -- 00:16:03,834 at the age of 15 and a half, and lived in the pay toilet of the bus station 232 00:16:03,960 -- 00:16:07,635 across from the old Madison Square Garden at 50th and 8th Avenue. 233 00:16:07,760 -- 00:16:11,594 He moved to the roof of the Brill Building, commonly known as Tin Pan Alley, 234 00:16:11,720 -- 00:16:16,271 washed dishes at the Turf Restaurant for $4 and 11 cents a night. 235 00:16:16,400 -- 00:16:20,075 He taught himself to read by reading the newspaper. 236 00:16:20,200 -- 00:16:24,193 In the black newspaper, the theatre page was opposite the want-ad page. 237 00:16:24,320 -- 00:16:27,232 Among his 42 films are: 238 00:16:27,360 -- 00:16:32,036 iNo Way Out,/i 1950, iCry, the Beloved/i iCountry,/i 1952, iBlackboard Jungle,/i 1955, 239 00:16:32,160 -- 00:16:36,870 iThe Defiant Ones,/i 1958, iA Raisin in/i ithe Sun,/i 1961, iLilies of the Field,/i 1963, 240 00:16:37,000 -- 00:16:43,109 iIn the Heat of the Night,/i 1967, iTo Sir,/i iwith Love,/i 1967, iShoot to Kill,/i 1988, 241 00:16:43,240 -- 00:16:44,434 and, of course... 242 00:16:44,560 -- 00:16:47,393 iGuess Who's Coming to Dinner!/i 243 00:16:47,960 -- 00:16:52,590 He won the Oscar for iLilies of the Field,/i and was twice named top box-office star. 244 00:16:52,720 -- 00:16:58,909 My father made no films from 1977 to 1987, but worked as director and author. 245 00:16:59,040 -- 00:17:01,076 Dad said to me once: 246 00:17:01,200 -- 00:17:03,953 "I still don't fully understand 247 00:17:04,080 -- 00:17:08,835 how all this came about in the sequence it came about." 248 00:17:08,960 -- 00:17:10,916 i(someone claps)/i 249 00:17:17,880 -- 00:17:19,996 Dad's not in till tomorrow at the Sherry. 250 00:17:20,120 -- 00:17:24,671 I came down from Cambridge. I thought I'd stay at some fleabag for adventure. 251 00:17:24,800 -- 00:17:27,394 Orwell, iDown and Out.../i 252 00:17:27,520 -- 00:17:32,594 I don't really know New York. I know Rome, Paris and Los Angeles a lot better. 253 00:17:32,720 -- 00:17:36,030 Well, we're going out to dinner. You'll come. 254 00:17:36,160 -- 00:17:38,515 - Out to dinner? - Out to dinner. 255 00:17:38,640 -- 00:17:42,235 - The new Italian looked cheery. - Good. We've made reservations. 256 00:17:42,360 -- 00:17:47,036 - They wrap up ravioli like saltwater taffy. - Six on a plate for a few hundred dollars. 257 00:17:47,160 -- 00:17:49,310 But why go out to dinner? 258 00:17:49,440 -- 00:17:53,319 Because we have reservations. What time is it? Have we lost the reservations? 259 00:17:53,440 -- 00:17:57,433 There's nothing in the house. And it's 16th century Florence, genius on every block. 260 00:17:57,560 -- 00:18:00,199 - Don't mock. - You must have something in the fridge. 261 00:18:00,320 -- 00:18:02,311 A frozen steak from the Ice Age. 262 00:18:02,440 -- 00:18:06,718 But why spend $100 on a bowl of rice? Let me into the kitchen. 263 00:18:06,840 -- 00:18:12,153 Cooking calms me. And what I'd like to do is calm down. Pay back your kids. 264 00:18:12,280 -- 00:18:16,353 - Two at Harvard. A daughter at Groton. - Who've been wonderful. 265 00:18:16,480 -- 00:18:18,630 - They never mentioned you. - What'd they say? 266 00:18:18,760 -- 00:18:24,551 "We know the son of Sidney Poitier, barrier-breaker of the '50s and '60s"? 267 00:18:24,680 -- 00:18:27,069 Your father means a great deal in South Africa. 268 00:18:27,200 -- 00:18:30,795 I'm glad of that. Dad and I went to Russia once, to a film festival. 269 00:18:30,920 -- 00:18:33,070 He was amazed how much his presence meant. 270 00:18:33,200 -- 00:18:38,593 No, no. Tell us stories of movie stars tying up their children, being cruel. 271 00:18:38,720 -- 00:18:41,837 - I wish. - You wish? 272 00:18:41,960 -- 00:18:46,192 If I wanted to write a book about him, I really can't. No one would want to read it. 273 00:18:46,320 -- 00:18:47,958 He's decent, and I admire him. 274 00:18:48,080 -- 00:18:53,234 Oh, he's married to an actress. She was in... um... um... She's white. Am I right? 275 00:18:53,360 -- 00:18:57,638 That's not my mother. It's his second wife. He met Joanna making iThe Lost Man,/i 276 00:18:57,760 -- 00:19:02,197 and left my mother, who'd stuck by him in the lean years. I had just been born. 277 00:19:02,320 -- 00:19:06,472 iThe Lost Man/i is the only film of my father's I can't bring myself to see. 278 00:19:06,600 -- 00:19:09,194 - I'm so sorry. We didn't mean... - No, no, no. 279 00:19:09,320 -- 00:19:16,271 We're all good friends now, his kids from that marriage and us - the old kids. 280 00:19:17,680 -- 00:19:20,433 I'd love to get into that kitchen. 281 00:19:21,280 -- 00:19:25,159 - What should we do? - It's Geoffrey's only night in New York. 282 00:19:25,280 -- 00:19:28,078 - I vote to stay in. - Good! 283 00:19:28,200 -- 00:19:30,634 We moved into the kitchen. 284 00:19:34,280 -- 00:19:36,635 - We watched him cook. - We watched him chop. 285 00:19:36,760 -- 00:19:39,149 He did a sort of wizardry. Leftovers. Onions. 286 00:19:39,280 -- 00:19:40,872 - i(Ouisa)/i Peppers. - Tuna. Olives. 287 00:19:41,000 -- 00:19:44,231 - i(Ouisa) Ajar of sun-dried tomatoes./i - iIt was wonderful./i 288 00:19:44,360 -- 00:19:47,716 - So, you're from...? - Johannesburg. 289 00:19:50,480 -- 00:19:53,392 My dad took me to a movie shot in South Africa. 290 00:19:53,520 -- 00:19:56,830 The camera moves from this vile rioting in the streets 291 00:19:56,960 -- 00:19:59,474 to a villa where people picked at lunch on a terrace. 292 00:19:59,600 -- 00:20:05,118 The only riot, the flowers and the birds. Gorgeous plumage and petals. 293 00:20:05,240 -- 00:20:07,310 I didn't understand. 294 00:20:07,440 -- 00:20:11,274 Dad said to me "You meet these young blacks who are having a terrible time." 295 00:20:11,400 -- 00:20:15,951 "They've had an inadequate education, yet, in '76, the year of the Soweto riots, 296 00:20:16,080 -- 00:20:20,710 they took on great political responsibility. Just makes you wonder at their maturity." 297 00:20:20,840 -- 00:20:24,310 It makes you realise that the "crummy-childhood" theory, 298 00:20:24,440 -- 00:20:28,479 that everything can be blamed in a Freudian fashion on a bad upbringing, 299 00:20:28,600 -- 00:20:31,876 just doesn't hold water. 300 00:20:32,000 -- 00:20:33,956 May I? 301 00:20:38,480 -- 00:20:42,029 What about being black in America? 302 00:20:42,160 -- 00:20:46,631 Well, my problem is I've never felt American. I grew up in Switzerland. 303 00:20:46,760 -- 00:20:48,876 Boarding school. Villa Rosey. 304 00:20:49,000 -- 00:20:53,630 There's a boarding school in Switzerland that will take you at age 18 months. 305 00:20:53,760 -- 00:20:58,675 No, no, no, no. That's not me. I've never felt people liked me for my connections. 306 00:20:58,800 -- 00:21:02,236 And movie-star-kid problems? None of those. 307 00:21:03,240 -- 00:21:07,199 I never knew I was black in that racist way till I was 16 and came back here. 308 00:21:07,320 -- 00:21:09,311 Very, very protected. 309 00:21:09,440 -- 00:21:11,670 White servants. 310 00:21:11,800 -- 00:21:15,429 After the divorce, we moved to Switzerland - my mother, brother and I. 311 00:21:15,560 -- 00:21:20,918 I don't feel American. I don't even feel black. I suppose that's very lucky for me. 312 00:21:21,040 -- 00:21:24,271 Even though Freud says there's no such thing as luck. 313 00:21:24,400 -- 00:21:27,915 Does Freud say that? I think we're lucky having this dinner. 314 00:21:28,040 -- 00:21:32,556 - Flan, can we eat in the dining room? - Dining room. 315 00:21:32,680 -- 00:21:35,752 Now, now, don't look at the sewing machine. 316 00:21:43,560 -- 00:21:45,437 So, is everything OK? 317 00:21:45,560 -- 00:21:48,358 - This is the best pasta I've ever tasted. - The best! 318 00:21:48,480 -- 00:21:51,836 - My father insisted we learn to cook. - He's from Jamaica, isn't he? 319 00:21:51,960 -- 00:21:53,916 There's a taste of, um... 320 00:21:54,040 -- 00:21:55,393 - The islands. - Yes. Yeah. 321 00:21:55,520 -- 00:21:58,796 Yes, before he made it, he ran four restaurants in Harlem. 322 00:21:58,920 -- 00:22:01,115 - You, sir, have good buds. - "Good buds?" 323 00:22:01,240 -- 00:22:04,038 I've never been complimented on my buds. 324 00:22:04,160 -- 00:22:06,116 - This is delicious. - What about you? 325 00:22:06,240 -- 00:22:08,595 Oh, no, no, no. The cook never eats. 326 00:22:08,720 -- 00:22:12,872 What a good idea. That means there's more for us. 327 00:22:13,000 -- 00:22:15,514 - It's a treat to eat at home. - We go out every night. 328 00:22:15,640 -- 00:22:17,232 I have to. Business. 329 00:22:17,360 -- 00:22:19,635 Have you declared your major yet? 330 00:22:19,760 -- 00:22:22,399 You are like all parents - "What's your major?" 331 00:22:22,520 -- 00:22:26,718 Geoffrey, Harvard has all those great titles the students give the courses. 332 00:22:26,840 -- 00:22:28,956 "The holocaust and ethics"? 333 00:22:29,080 -- 00:22:31,036 "Krauts and doubts." 334 00:22:31,960 -- 00:22:33,552 A toast. To you. 335 00:22:33,680 -- 00:22:35,511 Oh. No, no, no. 336 00:22:35,640 -- 00:22:39,519 - To iCats./i - OK. Yes. To iCats./i 337 00:22:45,000 -- 00:22:47,434 Isn't this the finest time? 338 00:22:54,720 -- 00:22:56,472 Hello? 339 00:22:58,040 -- 00:22:59,359 Hello? 340 00:23:00,480 -- 00:23:02,232 Hello? 341 00:23:03,720 -- 00:23:05,870 - Seconds? - Ah! 342 00:23:12,280 -- 00:23:15,078 Blunt question. What's he like? 343 00:23:15,200 -- 00:23:19,432 - Oh, let's not be star-fuckers. - I'm not a star-fucker. 344 00:23:19,960 -- 00:23:24,112 Well... you know my father. He's... perfect. 345 00:23:24,240 -- 00:23:26,834 So confident and in control. 346 00:23:26,960 -- 00:23:30,919 And I used to wonder how could I ever possibly live up to him. 347 00:23:31,040 -- 00:23:32,996 And then one night, when I was 16 - 348 00:23:33,120 -- 00:23:36,237 we were at the Cannes Film Festival, of all places - 349 00:23:36,360 -- 00:23:38,635 I looked up and said to him: 350 00:23:38,760 -- 00:23:42,673 "Wow, Dad, this is all so easy for you." 351 00:23:42,800 -- 00:23:45,553 Why did I say that? 352 00:23:45,680 -- 00:23:48,956 He sat me down and set me straight. 353 00:23:49,080 -- 00:23:52,550 Actually, it was a relief for me to know my father was no superman. 354 00:23:52,680 -- 00:23:58,073 That he has problems. And there are moments in his life when he's scared. 355 00:23:58,200 -- 00:24:01,829 And, yes, sometimes life is whipping his tail. 356 00:24:01,960 -- 00:24:06,431 And he doesn't feel like he can get through the day. That's refreshing for me. 357 00:24:06,560 -- 00:24:09,711 Because I have times like that myself. 358 00:24:10,880 -- 00:24:14,077 I just loved the kid so much. I wanted to reach out to him. 359 00:24:14,200 -- 00:24:16,839 Then we asked him what his thesis was on. 360 00:24:16,960 -- 00:24:20,350 - The one that was stolen. - Well... 361 00:24:20,480 -- 00:24:25,349 A teacher out on Long Island was dropped from his job for fighting with a student. 362 00:24:25,480 -- 00:24:31,396 Weeks later, he returned to the classroom, shot the student - unsuccessfully, 363 00:24:31,520 -- 00:24:36,435 held the class hostage, and then shot himself - successfully. 364 00:24:36,560 -- 00:24:40,394 This fact caught my eye. Last sentence, iTimes/i - 365 00:24:40,520 -- 00:24:43,717 "A neighbour described the teacher as a nice boy, 366 00:24:43,840 -- 00:24:47,150 always reading iCatcher in the Rye. "/i 367 00:24:47,280 -- 00:24:49,794 This nitwit Chapman, who shot John Lennon, 368 00:24:49,920 -- 00:24:54,789 said he did it to draw the attention of the world to iCatcher in the Rye,/i 369 00:24:54,920 -- 00:24:57,480 and the reading of this book would be his defence. 370 00:24:57,600 -- 00:25:01,593 Young Hinckley, the whiz kid who shot Reagan and his press secretary, said: 371 00:25:01,720 -- 00:25:08,273 "If you want my defence, all you have to do is read... iCatcher in the Rye. "/i 372 00:25:08,400 -- 00:25:10,516 - I haven't read it in years. - Shh. 373 00:25:10,640 -- 00:25:14,474 I borrowed a copy from a young friend. I wanted to see what she had underlined. 374 00:25:14,600 -- 00:25:19,594 And I read this book to find out why this touching, beautiful, sensitive story, 375 00:25:19,720 -- 00:25:25,431 published in July 1951, had turned into this manifesto of hate. 376 00:25:25,560 -- 00:25:29,712 I started reading. It's exactly as I had remembered. Everybody's a phoney. 377 00:25:29,840 -- 00:25:32,752 Page two - "My brother's in Hollywood being a prostitute." 378 00:25:32,880 -- 00:25:35,633 Page three - "What a phoney slob his father was." 379 00:25:35,760 -- 00:25:39,275 Page nine - "People never notice anything." 380 00:25:39,400 -- 00:25:42,597 Then, on page 22, my hair stood up. 381 00:25:42,720 -- 00:25:43,630 Well... 382 00:25:43,760 -- 00:25:48,834 Remember Holden Caulfield, the definitive sensitive youth wearing his hunter's cap? 383 00:25:48,960 -- 00:25:50,678 A deer hunter's cap? 384 00:25:50,800 -- 00:25:54,588 "Like hell it is. I sort of closed one eye like I was taking aim at it." 385 00:25:54,720 -- 00:25:57,109 "This is a people shooting hat." 386 00:25:57,240 -- 00:25:59,800 "I shoot people in this hat." 387 00:26:02,400 -- 00:26:06,279 This book is preparing people for bigger moments than I had ever dreamed of. 388 00:26:06,400 -- 00:26:10,552 Then, on page 89, "I'd rather push a guy out the window 389 00:26:10,680 -- 00:26:14,514 or chop his head off with an axe than sock him in the jaw." 390 00:26:14,640 -- 00:26:19,998 "I hate fistfights. What scares me most is the other guy's face." 391 00:26:21,760 -- 00:26:24,194 I finished the book. It's touching and comic. 392 00:26:24,320 -- 00:26:27,039 The boy wants to do so much and can't do anything. 393 00:26:27,160 -- 00:26:29,833 Hates all phoniness and only lies to others. 394 00:26:29,960 -- 00:26:35,557 Wants everyone to like him but is only hateful and is completely self involved. 395 00:26:35,680 -- 00:26:40,913 In other words, a pretty accurate picture of a male adolescent. 396 00:26:42,120 -- 00:26:48,719 What alarms me about the book - not the book so much as the aura about it - is this. 397 00:26:48,840 -- 00:26:52,196 The book is primarily about paralysis. The boy can't function. 398 00:26:52,320 -- 00:26:58,509 At the end, before he can run away and start a new life, it starts to rain. He folds. 399 00:26:58,640 -- 00:27:02,519 There's nothing wrong in writing about emotional and intellectual paralysis. 400 00:27:02,640 -- 00:27:07,634 It may, thanks to Chekhov and Samuel Beckett, be the great modern theme. 401 00:27:07,760 -- 00:27:11,036 The extraordinary last lines of iWaiting for Godot.:/i 402 00:27:11,160 -- 00:27:12,639 "Let's go." 403 00:27:12,760 -- 00:27:14,079 "Yes." 404 00:27:14,200 -- 00:27:15,269 "Let's go." 405 00:27:15,400 -- 00:27:17,436 Stage directions: 406 00:27:17,560 -- 00:27:19,357 "They do not move." 407 00:27:20,640 -- 00:27:22,312 The aura around Salinger's book - 408 00:27:22,440 -- 00:27:25,671 which, perhaps, should be read by everyone but young men - is this. 409 00:27:25,800 -- 00:27:27,677 It mirrors like a fun-house mirror, 410 00:27:27,800 -- 00:27:32,078 and amplifies like a distorted speaker one of the great tragedies of our times - 411 00:27:32,200 -- 00:27:34,760 the death of the imagination. 412 00:27:34,880 -- 00:27:37,553 Because what else is paralysis? 413 00:27:37,680 -- 00:27:43,357 The imagination has been so debased that imagination... 414 00:27:43,480 -- 00:27:47,109 being imaginative, rather than being the linchpin of our existence, 415 00:27:47,240 -- 00:27:50,118 now stands as a synonym for something outside ourselves. 416 00:27:50,240 -- 00:27:51,832 Like science fiction. 417 00:27:51,960 -- 00:27:57,353 Or some new use for tangerine slices on raw pork chops - 418 00:27:57,480 -- 00:28:02,156 "What an imaginative summer recipe." And iStar Wars/i - "so imaginative". 419 00:28:02,280 -- 00:28:04,635 And iStar Trek/i - "so imaginative". 420 00:28:04,760 -- 00:28:09,117 And iLord of the Rings,/i all those dwarves - "so imaginative". 421 00:28:09,240 -- 00:28:12,869 The imagination has moved out of the realm of being our link, 422 00:28:13,000 -- 00:28:16,879 our most personal link, with our inner lives and the world outside that world, 423 00:28:17,000 -- 00:28:18,558 this world we share. 424 00:28:18,680 -- 00:28:21,035 What is schizophrenia but a horrifying state 425 00:28:21,160 -- 00:28:24,118 where what's in here doesn't match what's out there? 426 00:28:24,240 -- 00:28:28,518 Why has imagination become a synonym for style? 427 00:28:28,640 -- 00:28:32,076 I believe the imagination is the passport that we create 428 00:28:32,200 -- 00:28:34,509 to help take us into the real world. 429 00:28:34,640 -- 00:28:40,476 I believe the imagination is merely another phrase for what is most uniquely us. 430 00:28:41,120 -- 00:28:46,148 Jung says "The greatest sin is to be unconscious." 431 00:28:47,040 -- 00:28:51,909 Our boy Holden says "What scares me most is the other guy's face." 432 00:28:52,440 -- 00:28:57,195 "It wouldn't be so bad if you could both be blindfolded." 433 00:28:57,320 -- 00:29:02,838 Most of the time, the faces that we face are not the other guys', but our own faces. 434 00:29:02,960 -- 00:29:07,988 And it is the worst kind of yellowness to be so scared of yourself 435 00:29:08,120 -- 00:29:12,955 that you put blindfolds on rather than deal with yourself. 436 00:29:13,960 -- 00:29:18,351 To face ourselves - that's the hard thing. 437 00:29:18,840 -- 00:29:20,796 The imagination... 438 00:29:22,040 -- 00:29:28,309 that's God's gift to make the act of self-examination bearable. 439 00:29:30,400 -- 00:29:31,958 Well... 440 00:29:33,000 -- 00:29:34,797 Indeed. 441 00:29:35,400 -- 00:29:40,315 - I hope your muggers read every word. - i(Ouisa laughs)/i Oh, darling! 442 00:29:42,640 -- 00:29:45,996 I'm going to buy iCatcher in the Rye/i at the airport and read it. 443 00:29:46,120 -- 00:29:48,793 - Cover to cover. - I'll test you. 444 00:29:50,120 -- 00:29:52,315 - I should be going. - Where will you stay? 445 00:29:52,440 -- 00:29:54,192 Oh, no, not some fleabag. 446 00:29:54,320 -- 00:29:58,677 No, no, no. I get into the Sherry tomorrow morning. It's not far off. I can walk around. 447 00:29:58,800 -- 00:30:02,793 - I don't think they'll mug me twice. - You'll stay here tonight. 448 00:30:02,920 -- 00:30:05,878 No. I have to be at the hotel at 7 am sharp. 449 00:30:06,000 -- 00:30:08,719 - We'll get you up. - Or Dad will have a fit. 450 00:30:08,840 -- 00:30:11,752 Up at 6.15, which is any moment now. And we have that wedding. 451 00:30:11,880 -- 00:30:15,270 - There's an alarm by the bed. - Your feet may hang over the edge... 452 00:30:15,400 -- 00:30:19,632 - If it's any problem... - The only problem is if you leave. 453 00:30:20,960 -- 00:30:23,474 6.15? I'll tiptoe out. 454 00:30:23,600 -- 00:30:26,433 - And we want to be in iCats./i - Oh, Flan! 455 00:30:26,560 -- 00:30:29,438 - It's done! - I'll fly back... with my wife. 456 00:30:29,560 -- 00:30:31,710 Well... Pushy, both of you. 457 00:30:31,840 -- 00:30:37,233 You're not. Dad said I could be in charge of the extras. That's all I can promise. 458 00:30:37,360 -- 00:30:41,353 - In cat suits? - No, you can be humans. 459 00:30:41,480 -- 00:30:46,270 That's very important. It has to be in our contracts. We are humans. 460 00:30:46,400 -- 00:30:48,470 We haven't got any business done. 461 00:30:48,600 -- 00:30:52,388 Oh, forget it. It was just an evening at home. 462 00:30:52,520 -- 00:30:56,399 Whatever you do, don't think about elephants. 463 00:30:56,520 -- 00:30:58,033 - Did I intrude? - No. 464 00:30:58,160 -- 00:31:02,836 There are all ways of doing business. Flan, walk me to the elevator. 465 00:31:03,200 -- 00:31:05,760 We embraced, and Flan and Geoffrey left. 466 00:31:09,520 -- 00:31:11,954 - Let me clean up. - No, no. Please leave it. 467 00:31:12,080 -- 00:31:15,356 - Nobody comes in on Sunday. - No. Yvonne'll be in on Tuesday. 468 00:31:15,480 -- 00:31:17,675 - You'll have every bug in Christendom. - Let me. 469 00:31:17,800 -- 00:31:20,234 No! You watch. 470 00:31:20,360 -- 00:31:23,318 It gives me a thrill to be looked at. 471 00:31:26,800 -- 00:31:29,553 - Ouisa! He's in. - He's in? 472 00:31:29,680 -- 00:31:32,717 For two million. Says the Czanne is a great investment. 473 00:31:32,840 -- 00:31:35,400 We should get six million for it and sell it for ten. 474 00:31:35,520 -- 00:31:38,512 Happy days! Oh, God! 475 00:31:39,480 -- 00:31:42,995 - Oh, break all those dishes! - $2,000,000? 476 00:31:43,120 -- 00:31:48,353 Figure it out. He doesn't have the price of dinner, but he can cough up $2,000,000. 477 00:31:48,480 -- 00:31:52,553 - And the Japanese will go to ten. - Go to ten? Ten million? 478 00:31:52,680 -- 00:31:55,399 Two million, go to ten, and we put up nothing. 479 00:31:55,520 -- 00:31:57,590 - Nothing? - No. 480 00:31:57,720 -- 00:32:01,235 Wildest dreams. Oh, God, Paul. Money. 481 00:32:01,360 -- 00:32:03,316 - Take $50. - Oh, no. 482 00:32:03,440 -- 00:32:05,510 - It's walking-around money. - I don't need it. 483 00:32:05,640 -- 00:32:09,519 - What if your father's plane is late? - A billionth of a per cent commission. 484 00:32:09,640 -- 00:32:13,269 I wouldn't want one of my kids stuck in the street without a nickel. 485 00:32:13,400 -- 00:32:17,757 Your kids said you were an art dealer, but you have no gallery. I don't understand. 486 00:32:17,880 -- 00:32:20,269 Come here. 487 00:32:22,400 -- 00:32:26,109 - Some people want to sell privately. - Divorce, taxes, publicity... 488 00:32:26,240 -- 00:32:29,312 - People ask me for certain schools. - Modern, Impressionist... 489 00:32:29,440 -- 00:32:32,238 - They don't want museums to know. - Japanese. 490 00:32:32,360 -- 00:32:36,717 I've got Japanese looking for a Czanne. I have a syndicate that'll buy the painting. 491 00:32:36,840 -- 00:32:41,311 And there's this great Czanne coming up for sale in a very messy divorce. 492 00:32:41,440 -- 00:32:43,510 Wife doesn't want hubby to know... 493 00:32:43,640 -- 00:32:48,668 I needed an extra $2,000,000. Geoffrey called. We invited him for dinner. 494 00:32:48,800 -- 00:32:52,713 - Tonight was a nervous, casual, big thing. - Oh, boy, oh, boy. 495 00:32:52,840 -- 00:32:55,149 - I couldn't tell. - All the better. 496 00:32:55,280 -- 00:32:57,589 I'm glad I helped. 497 00:32:57,720 -- 00:32:59,392 You were wonderful. 498 00:32:59,520 -- 00:33:02,353 I'm so pleased I was wonderful. 499 00:33:02,480 -- 00:33:06,712 - All this and a pink shirt. - Oh, please, keep it. Look at the time. 500 00:33:06,840 -- 00:33:09,559 Oh, God. We should say our good-nights. 501 00:33:09,680 -- 00:33:13,912 Oh, Christ, regretfully. I want my father to meet you. 502 00:33:14,040 -- 00:33:17,271 - We'd love to. Bring him up for dinner. - Could I? 503 00:33:17,400 -- 00:33:22,076 - See how easy it is? - Sure. If Paul does the cooking. 504 00:33:23,120 -- 00:33:25,076 Well, this is it. 505 00:33:26,640 -- 00:33:29,473 - Good night. - Oh. Good night. 506 00:33:29,600 -- 00:33:31,556 Good night. 507 00:33:35,000 -- 00:33:40,518 I want to get down on my knees and thank God. 508 00:33:40,640 -- 00:33:42,835 Money! 509 00:33:42,960 -- 00:33:45,838 Who said "When artists dream, they dream of money"? 510 00:33:45,960 -- 00:33:48,713 God, I must be such an artist. 511 00:33:48,840 -- 00:33:51,479 Bravo. Bravo! 512 00:33:51,600 -- 00:33:53,079 Bravo! 513 00:33:53,200 -- 00:33:55,156 Oh, God! 514 00:33:56,800 -- 00:34:01,794 I don't want to lose our life here. I don't want all the debt to pile up and crush us. 515 00:34:01,920 -- 00:34:04,354 It won't. We're safe. 516 00:34:05,360 -- 00:34:07,874 For a while. 517 00:34:08,000 -- 00:34:10,594 We almost lost it, Ouis. 518 00:34:10,720 -- 00:34:16,352 If I hadn't gotten this money, I would have lost the Czanne. I had nowhere to find it. 519 00:34:16,480 -- 00:34:19,677 Why don't you tell me how much these things mean? 520 00:34:19,800 -- 00:34:22,758 You wait until the last minute. 521 00:34:22,880 -- 00:34:26,429 - I don't want to worry you. - Not worry me? 522 00:34:26,560 -- 00:34:28,516 I'm your partner. 523 00:34:29,520 -- 00:34:31,750 - There is a God! - And his name is? 524 00:34:31,880 -- 00:34:34,235 - Geoffrey! - No! Sidney! 525 00:34:59,960 -- 00:35:04,750 You know, I had the strangest dream. I dreamt of iCats./i 526 00:35:04,880 -- 00:35:07,030 i(purring and mewing)/i 527 00:35:07,160 -- 00:35:09,390 The movie. 528 00:35:09,520 -- 00:35:12,159 Paul... I'm worried. 529 00:35:12,280 -- 00:35:15,511 Is it right to make a movie of iCats?/i 530 00:35:15,640 -- 00:35:20,555 I'll tell you why there has to be a movie of iCats,/i Ouisa. May I call you Ouisa? 531 00:35:20,680 -- 00:35:21,795 Yes. 532 00:35:21,920 -- 00:35:24,514 I have no illusions about the merits of iCats,/i 533 00:35:24,640 -- 00:35:27,677 but the world has been too heavy with the right-to-lifers - 534 00:35:27,800 -- 00:35:32,237 protect the unborn, constitutional amendments, when does life begin? 535 00:35:32,360 -- 00:35:37,070 Or the converse - the end of life, the right to die. Why is life, at this point in time, 536 00:35:37,200 -- 00:35:41,796 so focused upon the very beginning of life and the very end of life? 537 00:35:41,920 -- 00:35:46,311 What about the 80 years we have to live between those two inexorable book ends? 538 00:35:46,440 -- 00:35:49,113 And you can get all that into iCats?/i 539 00:35:50,680 -- 00:35:52,636 We're going to try. 540 00:35:52,760 -- 00:35:55,035 Thank you. Thank you. 541 00:35:55,160 -- 00:35:57,116 You shall. 542 00:36:00,920 -- 00:36:04,276 This is what I dreamt. I didn't dream, so much as realise this. 543 00:36:04,400 -- 00:36:08,757 I feel so close to the paintings. I'm not just selling, like pieces of meat. 544 00:36:08,880 -- 00:36:12,759 I remembered why I loved paintings in the first place, what got me into this. 545 00:36:12,880 -- 00:36:14,552 I thought... 546 00:36:14,680 -- 00:36:16,318 dreamt... 547 00:36:18,080 -- 00:36:20,196 remembered... 548 00:36:20,320 -- 00:36:22,834 how easy it is for a painter to lose a painting. 549 00:36:22,960 -- 00:36:26,350 He paints and paints, works on a canvas for months, 550 00:36:26,480 -- 00:36:30,189 and then, one day, he loses it. 551 00:36:30,320 -- 00:36:34,472 Loses the structure, loses the sense of it. You lose the painting. 552 00:36:34,600 -- 00:36:38,912 I remembered asking my kids' second-grade teacher: 553 00:36:39,040 -- 00:36:42,350 "Why are all your students geniuses?" 554 00:36:42,480 -- 00:36:47,110 Look at the first grade - blotches of green and black. The third grade - camouflage. 555 00:36:47,240 -- 00:36:50,357 But your grade, the second grade... 556 00:36:50,480 -- 00:36:52,869 Matisses, every one. 557 00:36:53,000 -- 00:36:55,958 You've made my child a Matisse. 558 00:36:59,480 -- 00:37:01,675 Let me study with you. 559 00:37:01,800 -- 00:37:04,712 Let me into the second grade. 560 00:37:04,840 -- 00:37:06,956 What is your secret? 561 00:37:07,080 -- 00:37:12,473 I don't have any secret. I just know when to take their drawings away from them. 562 00:37:12,600 -- 00:37:14,670 I dreamt of colour. 563 00:37:14,800 -- 00:37:17,473 I dreamt of our son's pink shirt. 564 00:37:17,600 -- 00:37:20,194 I dreamt of pinks and yellows. 565 00:37:20,320 -- 00:37:23,835 And the new Van Gogh the Museum of Modern Art got. 566 00:37:23,960 -- 00:37:27,350 And the irises that sold for $53.9 million. 567 00:37:27,480 -- 00:37:32,952 And, wishing a Van Gogh was mine, I looked at my English hand-lasted shoes, 568 00:37:33,080 -- 00:37:38,279 and thought of Van Gogh's tragic shoes, and remembered ime/i as I was - 569 00:37:38,400 -- 00:37:41,039 a painter losing a painting. 570 00:37:43,240 -- 00:37:44,753 So. This morning. 571 00:37:45,280 -- 00:37:49,034 iI sat in the kitchen, happily doing/i ithe crossword puzzle in ink./i 572 00:37:49,160 -- 00:37:50,878 iEverybody does it in ink./i 573 00:37:51,000 -- 00:37:54,595 I've never met one person who didn't say they didn't do it in ink. 574 00:37:54,720 -- 00:37:58,952 iI sat there happily doing the puzzle./i iI looked at the time. It was nearly seven./i 575 00:37:59,080 -- 00:38:03,756 iAnd Paul had to meet his father,/i iand I didn't want him to be late./i 576 00:38:04,040 -- 00:38:05,951 i(groaning)/i 577 00:38:06,080 -- 00:38:07,399 Paul? 578 00:38:08,480 -- 00:38:10,516 - Paul? - i(groaning)/i 579 00:38:10,640 -- 00:38:12,631 Paul, are you OK? 580 00:38:12,760 -- 00:38:14,432 Paul? 581 00:38:15,760 -- 00:38:18,399 What the fuck's goin' on here? Who the fuck are you? 582 00:38:18,880 -- 00:38:20,711 Flan! 583 00:38:21,960 -- 00:38:23,109 Flan! 584 00:38:23,240 -- 00:38:24,912 i(Flan)/i Ouisa? 585 00:38:25,040 -- 00:38:26,712 What is it? 586 00:38:26,840 -- 00:38:31,516 - God! There's someone in the house. - Someone's in the...? 587 00:38:31,640 -- 00:38:34,791 - iYes, hello?/i - Frank? I need help up here right away. 588 00:38:36,280 -- 00:38:39,670 - Hey. How you doin'? - My God! 589 00:38:41,000 -- 00:38:42,797 Ho-ho-ho! 590 00:38:42,920 -- 00:38:45,309 Nice stuff! 591 00:38:45,440 -- 00:38:48,512 - Fancy chair. - Oh! Ouisa! Argh! 592 00:38:49,600 -- 00:38:52,398 - I can explain. - You went out and picked up this thing? 593 00:38:52,520 -- 00:38:57,469 You brought this thing into our house?! Thing! Thing! Get out of my house! 594 00:38:57,600 -- 00:38:59,989 - Stop it! He might have a gun! - A gun?! 595 00:39:00,120 -- 00:39:02,759 Yeah, I might have a gun. I might have a knife! 596 00:39:02,880 -- 00:39:04,393 Oh! Ouisa! 597 00:39:09,160 -- 00:39:11,549 Get out! Get out! Get out! 598 00:39:11,680 -- 00:39:13,989 Take your clothes and go back to the gutter! 599 00:39:14,120 -- 00:39:16,634 Take it easy with my pants! 600 00:39:20,520 -- 00:39:23,432 - Fuck you! - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 601 00:39:23,560 -- 00:39:25,710 - Please, don't tell my father. - Just go. 602 00:39:25,840 -- 00:39:28,559 - I got so Ionely and so afraid... - Give me back my $50. 603 00:39:28,680 -- 00:39:31,194 I spent it. You had so much. I couldn't be alone! 604 00:39:31,320 -- 00:39:33,470 Get out. 605 00:39:33,600 -- 00:39:35,477 - Get out. - Everything all right? 606 00:39:35,600 -- 00:39:39,479 Of course everything's all right. Make sure they leave - by the back door. 607 00:39:39,600 -- 00:39:41,238 I'm so sorry. 608 00:39:42,360 -- 00:39:44,316 i(gasping)/i 609 00:39:45,160 -- 00:39:47,799 - My God! - Is anything gone? 610 00:39:47,920 -- 00:39:51,151 - How can I look? I'm shaking. - I wanna know if anything's gone. 611 00:39:51,280 -- 00:39:54,431 - Calm down. - We could've been killed. The Kandinsky! 612 00:39:54,560 -- 00:39:57,836 Kandinsky! Oh, no, there it is. The silver Victorian inkwell. 613 00:39:57,960 -- 00:40:01,839 - How can you think about things?! - Thank God. There's the inkwell. 614 00:40:01,960 -- 00:40:03,916 Silver jaguar. 615 00:40:05,040 -- 00:40:07,998 - Why? - Slashed. Throats slashed. 616 00:40:09,120 -- 00:40:10,473 There's the Degas. 617 00:40:10,600 -- 00:40:14,036 Go to bed at night happy and then murdered. Would we have woken up? 618 00:40:14,160 -- 00:40:16,116 We're alive. 619 00:40:17,680 -- 00:40:20,399 And that's that. 620 00:40:20,520 -- 00:40:22,078 Well, it's not. 621 00:40:24,680 -- 00:40:26,716 I think we could tell if someone was here. 622 00:40:26,840 -- 00:40:28,796 - We didn't all night. - i(phone rings)/i 623 00:40:28,920 -- 00:40:32,879 Oh! No, don't. Don't pick up that phone. It's him! 624 00:40:35,320 -- 00:40:36,753 - Hello? - iFlanders?/i 625 00:40:36,880 -- 00:40:37,835 Geoffrey! 626 00:40:37,960 -- 00:40:43,159 I've been thinking. Those Japs really want the Czanne. They'll pay. 627 00:40:43,280 -- 00:40:46,636 You can depend on me for an additional overcall of 250. 628 00:40:46,760 -- 00:40:49,399 250,000? 629 00:40:49,520 -- 00:40:54,275 And I was thinking, for South Africa, what about a black American film festival? 630 00:40:54,400 -- 00:40:56,595 With this Spike Lee you have now. 631 00:40:56,720 -- 00:41:00,110 And, of course, get Poitier down to be the president of the jury. 632 00:41:00,680 -- 00:41:02,511 iAnd I know Cosby./i 633 00:41:02,640 -- 00:41:05,154 And I love this Eddie Murphy. 634 00:41:05,280 -- 00:41:11,150 And my wife, she went fishing with Diana Ross and her new Norwegian husband. 635 00:41:11,280 -- 00:41:13,236 And they must have some new blacks. 636 00:41:13,360 -- 00:41:15,635 It sounds a wonderful idea. 637 00:41:15,760 -- 00:41:17,512 I'll call Poitier at the Sherry. 638 00:41:17,640 -- 00:41:21,519 - No! No, no. We'll call. - iThey're calling my plane./i 639 00:41:21,640 -- 00:41:24,598 - And again, last night... - iNo need to thank./i 640 00:41:24,720 -- 00:41:26,756 - See you shortly. - The banks? 641 00:41:26,880 -- 00:41:28,233 My lawyers. 642 00:41:29,280 -- 00:41:30,793 - Thank you, sir. - Exactly. 643 00:41:30,920 -- 00:41:33,559 - Safe trip. - Thank you. 644 00:41:33,680 -- 00:41:36,274 i(Ouisa)/i And here we are. 645 00:41:46,360 -- 00:41:47,713 Safe. 646 00:42:16,520 -- 00:42:19,751 - Yoo-hoo! Do we have a story to tell you? - Whoo! 647 00:42:19,880 -- 00:42:23,509 - Do iwe/i have a story to tell iyou?!/i - Let us tell you our story first. 648 00:42:23,640 -- 00:42:26,598 - When did your story happen? - Saturday night. 649 00:42:26,720 -- 00:42:30,315 We win! Our story happened Friday night, so we go first. 650 00:42:30,440 -- 00:42:33,034 Our two and their son are at Harvard together. 651 00:42:33,800 -- 00:42:38,954 - We're going to be in the movies. - We are going to be in the movie of iCats./i 652 00:42:39,080 -- 00:42:41,275 Yes! 653 00:42:41,400 -- 00:42:44,119 You tell your story first. 654 00:42:44,240 -- 00:42:47,277 Friday night we were home. The door bell rang. 655 00:42:47,400 -- 00:42:50,836 I am not impressed, but it is the son of... 656 00:42:50,960 -- 00:42:51,995 You got it! 657 00:42:52,120 -- 00:42:55,795 The kid was mugged. We had to go out. We left him. 658 00:42:55,920 -- 00:42:58,878 He was so charming. 659 00:42:59,000 -- 00:43:03,278 His father was taking the redeye. He couldn't get into the hotel till 7 am. 660 00:43:03,400 -- 00:43:04,958 He stayed with us. 661 00:43:05,080 -- 00:43:08,038 Middle of the night, somebody screamed "Burglar!" 662 00:43:08,160 -- 00:43:13,757 We came out in the hall. Paul is chasing this naked blond thief down the corridor. 663 00:43:13,880 -- 00:43:18,670 Blond thief runs out, the alarms go off. The kid saved our lives. 664 00:43:18,800 -- 00:43:22,475 - That was no burglar. - You had another house guest. 665 00:43:22,600 -- 00:43:24,192 We feel so guilty. 666 00:43:24,320 -- 00:43:27,995 Paul could've been killed by that intruder. He was very understanding. 667 00:43:28,120 -- 00:43:30,554 - Was anything missing from your house? - No. 668 00:43:30,680 -- 00:43:35,515 - Did you give Paul any money? - $25 till his father arrived. 669 00:43:36,920 -- 00:43:39,070 We told them our story. 670 00:43:39,200 -- 00:43:41,236 Oh! 671 00:43:41,360 -- 00:43:44,238 - Have you talked to your kids? - Couldn't get through. 672 00:43:44,360 -- 00:43:47,591 We could go back to our place and phone them. 673 00:43:49,920 -- 00:43:52,878 Hello. Sherry-Netherland? I'd like to speak to... 674 00:43:53,000 -- 00:43:56,993 - She gave the name. - No, I'm not a fan. This is not a fan call. 675 00:43:57,120 -- 00:43:59,953 Sidney Poitier must be registered. His son is... 676 00:44:00,080 -- 00:44:01,832 - i(receptionist hangs up)/i - Oh! 677 00:44:01,960 -- 00:44:05,350 - Bet he's there under another name. - i(buzzer)/i 678 00:44:05,480 -- 00:44:07,516 Try Celebrity Service. 679 00:44:10,760 -- 00:44:14,070 Hello, Celebrity Service? I'm not sure how you work. 680 00:44:14,200 -- 00:44:16,031 Greta Garbo used "Harriet Brown". 681 00:44:16,160 -- 00:44:18,879 - You find celebrities? - They must've known she was Garbo. 682 00:44:19,000 -- 00:44:21,719 I'd like to know how one would get in touch with... 683 00:44:21,840 -- 00:44:22,795 Oh! 684 00:44:22,920 -- 00:44:27,994 No, I'm not a press agent. No, I'm not iwith/i anyone. My husband, Flanders Kittredge... 685 00:44:28,120 -- 00:44:31,715 - i(receptionist hangs up)/i - They do not give out information. 686 00:44:31,840 -- 00:44:34,832 - Try the public library. - Try iWho's Who./i 687 00:44:36,320 -- 00:44:39,392 "To thank you for a wonderful time." 688 00:44:39,520 -- 00:44:41,556 "Paul Poitier." 689 00:44:43,160 -- 00:44:46,516 - A pot of jam. - Pot of jam? Jesus! 690 00:44:48,040 -- 00:44:51,316 I think we should go to the police. 691 00:44:51,440 -- 00:44:54,273 - iWhat are the charges?/i - iHe came into our house./i 692 00:44:54,400 -- 00:44:58,234 - He told us about iCatcher in the Rye./i - He said he was the son of Sidney Poitier. 693 00:44:58,360 -- 00:45:00,157 - Sidney Poitier? - You got it! 694 00:45:00,280 -- 00:45:01,508 - Was he? - We don't know. 695 00:45:01,640 -- 00:45:03,596 - We gave him $50. - We gave him 25. 696 00:45:03,720 -- 00:45:05,358 - He picked up a hustler. - He left. 697 00:45:05,480 -- 00:45:08,153 - He chased the burglar out. - He didn't steal anything. 698 00:45:08,280 -- 00:45:10,555 - We looked. - Top to bottom. Nothing gone. 699 00:45:10,680 -- 00:45:13,194 - This does not seem major now... - Look. 700 00:45:13,320 -- 00:45:15,550 - We are very busy. - You can't chuck us out. 701 00:45:15,680 -- 00:45:18,240 Come up with some charges, then I can do something. 702 00:45:21,880 -- 00:45:26,556 - Yes, there is another chapter. - Our kids came down from Harvard. 703 00:45:26,680 -- 00:45:29,035 i(arguing)/i 704 00:45:32,480 -- 00:45:36,871 The details he knew - how would he know about the painting? 705 00:45:37,000 -- 00:45:40,629 Although I think it's a very fine Kandinsky. 706 00:45:42,520 -- 00:45:44,636 And none of you know this fellow? 707 00:45:44,760 -- 00:45:50,039 He has this wild quality, yet an elegance. A real concern. And a real consideration. 708 00:45:50,160 -- 00:45:52,435 i(girl)/i Mom, you should have let him stay. 709 00:45:52,560 -- 00:45:56,838 You should have divorced all your children and just let this dreamboat stay. 710 00:45:56,960 -- 00:45:59,758 - Plus, he sent you flowers. - And jam. 711 00:45:59,880 -- 00:46:02,030 Ooh! 712 00:46:02,160 -- 00:46:06,756 If only we could just get in touch with his father, find out if there's any truth in it. 713 00:46:06,880 -- 00:46:09,952 Who knows Sidney Poitier? We could just call him up and ask. 714 00:46:10,080 -- 00:46:13,390 - I have a friend who does theatrical law... - What friend? 715 00:46:13,520 -- 00:46:15,397 - It's nobody. - I want to know. 716 00:46:15,520 -- 00:46:17,317 Nobody. 717 00:46:17,440 -- 00:46:19,351 - Oh. Oh. Oh. - Nobody! Nobody! 718 00:46:19,480 -- 00:46:25,430 - I don't want to know. - Larkin! This is not the time to do this! 719 00:46:25,560 -- 00:46:28,996 Mom, Dad, please! For once! Please! 720 00:46:29,120 -- 00:46:31,076 i(arguing)/i 721 00:46:32,760 -- 00:46:35,320 i(woman)/i It's got nothing to do with you, Ben. 722 00:46:35,440 -- 00:46:36,998 Tess! 723 00:46:37,920 -- 00:46:43,995 When you see your little sister, don't tell her that Paul and the hustler used her bed. 724 00:46:44,120 -- 00:46:46,395 You put him in that bed. 725 00:46:46,520 -- 00:46:49,398 I'm not getting involved in any conspiracy. 726 00:46:49,520 -- 00:46:53,559 It's not a conspiracy! Hello, Alf. It's a family. 727 00:46:58,360 -- 00:47:01,113 The imagination. 728 00:47:01,240 -- 00:47:03,834 It's there to sort out your nightmare. 729 00:47:03,960 -- 00:47:07,157 To show you the exit from the maze of your nightmare. 730 00:47:07,280 -- 00:47:12,229 To transform the nightmare into dreams that become your bedrock. 731 00:47:13,440 -- 00:47:17,115 If we do not listen to that voice, it dies. 732 00:47:17,240 -- 00:47:19,196 It shrivels. 733 00:47:20,000 -- 00:47:21,956 It vanishes. 734 00:47:23,840 -- 00:47:26,798 The imagination is not our escape. 735 00:47:27,800 -- 00:47:33,750 On the contrary. The imagination is the place we are all trying to get to. 736 00:47:34,720 -- 00:47:36,278 i(screams)/i 737 00:47:38,840 -- 00:47:40,796 i(phone rings)/i 738 00:47:46,400 -- 00:47:49,995 - Hello? - I had a call that might interest you. 739 00:47:50,720 -- 00:47:53,473 i(Flan) And a new character/i ientered our story./i 740 00:47:59,440 -- 00:48:04,355 Well, it was really quite extraordinary, very unusual. I was seeing a patient... 741 00:48:04,480 -- 00:48:08,951 Dr Fine, there's a friend of your son's here. He's hurt. 742 00:48:09,080 -- 00:48:10,559 - My God. - Hi. 743 00:48:10,680 -- 00:48:12,113 - I was mugged. - Come in. 744 00:48:12,240 -- 00:48:17,075 He was more scared than hurt. A knife wound. A few bruises. 745 00:48:17,880 -- 00:48:20,155 - I don't know how to thank you. - Don't be silly. 746 00:48:20,280 -- 00:48:21,918 My father'll be here tomorrow. 747 00:48:22,040 -- 00:48:24,554 He's making a movie of iCats./i 748 00:48:24,680 -- 00:48:26,238 Yes. 749 00:48:26,360 -- 00:48:30,114 And this man had been a matine idol of my youth. 750 00:48:30,240 -- 00:48:34,438 Somebody who had really forged ahead and made new paths for blacks 751 00:48:34,560 -- 00:48:37,916 just by the strength of his own talent. 752 00:48:38,040 -- 00:48:42,750 Strangely, I'd identified with him before I started medical school. 753 00:48:42,880 -- 00:48:46,998 I mean, I'm a Jew. My grandparents were killed in the war. 754 00:48:47,120 -- 00:48:51,875 And I had this sense of self-hatred, of fear. 755 00:48:52,000 -- 00:48:54,150 And this kid's father, 756 00:48:54,280 -- 00:48:59,957 the bravery of his films, gave me a direction, confidence. 757 00:49:01,400 -- 00:49:03,197 Simple as that. 758 00:49:03,320 -- 00:49:05,914 We're always paying off debts. 759 00:49:07,040 -- 00:49:11,636 Then my beeper went off - a patient in her tenth month. Her water finally broke. 760 00:49:11,760 -- 00:49:13,398 I gave the kid my keys. 761 00:49:13,520 -- 00:49:15,431 - Number 121. - Thank you. 762 00:49:15,560 -- 00:49:18,597 - Doug told me all about your brownstone. - Is that right? 763 00:49:18,720 -- 00:49:22,156 How you got it at a great price because there'd been a murder in it, 764 00:49:22,280 -- 00:49:24,475 and people thought it had a curse. 765 00:49:24,600 -- 00:49:27,558 But you, sir, were a scientific man, and were courageous. 766 00:49:27,680 -- 00:49:29,352 Well, yes. Courageous. 767 00:49:29,480 -- 00:49:31,471 Very courageous. 768 00:49:31,600 -- 00:49:33,955 I ran off to the delivery room. 769 00:49:34,080 -- 00:49:36,753 - Twins. Two boys. - i(woman)/i Ahh. 770 00:49:36,880 -- 00:49:40,634 I thought of my son. I dialled my boy at Dartmouth. 771 00:49:40,760 -- 00:49:44,230 Amazingly, he was in his room. Doing what, I hate to ask. 772 00:49:44,360 -- 00:49:47,193 You've accused me of having no interest in your life, 773 00:49:47,320 -- 00:49:50,756 of not doing for your friends, being a rotten father. 774 00:49:50,880 -- 00:49:53,678 Well, this should make you very happy. 775 00:49:55,440 -- 00:49:58,318 The son of who? Dad, I never heard of him. 776 00:49:59,240 -- 00:50:03,028 Dad, as usual, you're a real cretin. You gave him the keys? 777 00:50:03,160 -- 00:50:07,790 You gave a stranger who happens to mention my name the keys to our house?! 778 00:50:07,920 -- 00:50:11,117 Dad, sometimes it's so obvious to me why Mom left. 779 00:50:11,240 -- 00:50:14,596 I'm so embarrassed to know you! 780 00:50:14,720 -- 00:50:19,077 You gave the keys to a stranger who shows up at your office?! 781 00:50:19,200 -- 00:50:23,876 Mom told me you beat her, and you drank so much your body smelt of cheap wine. 782 00:50:24,000 -- 00:50:28,437 Mom said sleeping with you was like sleeping with a salad with bad dressing! 783 00:50:28,560 -- 00:50:32,712 - Why did you bring me into this world?! - There are two sides to every story. 784 00:50:32,840 -- 00:50:34,751 You're an idiot! You're an idiot! 785 00:50:35,320 -- 00:50:37,629 I went home, courageously. 786 00:50:40,200 -- 00:50:42,156 With a policeman. 787 00:50:42,800 -- 00:50:45,234 i(j& string quartet music )/i 788 00:50:50,080 -- 00:50:52,036 i(volume increases)/i 789 00:50:52,160 -- 00:50:55,118 i(door opens and closes)/i 790 00:50:58,040 -- 00:51:00,110 Arrest him! 791 00:51:00,240 -- 00:51:02,231 - Pardon? - Breaking and entering! 792 00:51:02,360 -- 00:51:05,113 - Breaking and entering? - You're an impostor! 793 00:51:05,240 -- 00:51:10,473 Officer, Your Honour, Your Eminence, Dr Fine gave me the keys to his brownstone. 794 00:51:10,600 -- 00:51:14,070 - Isn't that so? - My son doesn't know you! 795 00:51:14,200 -- 00:51:16,794 This man gave me the keys to his house. Isn't that so? 796 00:51:16,920 -- 00:51:21,550 - Did you give him your keys? - Yes, but... but under false pretences. 797 00:51:21,680 -- 00:51:27,391 This... this fucking black kid, crack addict, comes into my office... 798 00:51:27,520 -- 00:51:30,592 I've taken this much brandy, but can pour the rest back. 799 00:51:30,720 -- 00:51:35,236 I've used the electricity listening to music, but nothing's been taken from the house. 800 00:51:35,360 -- 00:51:37,191 Excuse me. 801 00:51:37,320 -- 00:51:39,390 I want you to arrest this fraud! 802 00:51:39,520 -- 00:51:41,670 - I'm sorry. - Stop him! 803 00:51:41,800 -- 00:51:45,952 A cretin! A creep! No wonder Mother left you! 804 00:51:47,480 -- 00:51:50,438 Two sides... every story. 805 00:51:54,000 -- 00:51:57,151 We decided to get a copy of Sidney Poitier's autobiography. 806 00:51:57,280 -- 00:52:00,955 So we go down to the Strand Book Store - eight miles of books. 807 00:52:01,080 -- 00:52:03,514 i(Flan) Five Sherlock Holmeses./i 808 00:52:04,440 -- 00:52:08,353 I've found it! iThis Life/i by Sidney Poitier. 809 00:52:09,600 -- 00:52:12,353 "Back in New York, with Juanita and the children, 810 00:52:12,480 -- 00:52:15,677 I became aware that our marriage, while working on some levels, 811 00:52:15,800 -- 00:52:19,759 was falling apart in other fundamental areas." 812 00:52:20,600 -- 00:52:25,355 Oh, there's a picture of him and his four... daughters. 813 00:52:25,480 -- 00:52:28,631 - No sons? - No sons. 814 00:52:30,760 -- 00:52:33,115 Imagine our surprise. 815 00:52:34,600 -- 00:52:37,273 Well... shall we? 816 00:52:41,640 -- 00:52:44,473 This kid, bulldozing his way into our lives. 817 00:52:44,600 -- 00:52:46,511 We let him into our lives. 818 00:52:46,640 -- 00:52:49,757 I run a foundation, you're a dealer, you're a doctor. 819 00:52:49,880 -- 00:52:51,950 You'd think we'd be satisfied. 820 00:52:52,080 -- 00:52:55,550 Agatha Christie would ask "What do we all have in common?" 821 00:52:55,680 -- 00:53:00,310 It seems the common thread linking us all is a need to be in the movie of iCats./i 822 00:53:00,440 -- 00:53:02,749 Our kids, struggling through their lives. 823 00:53:02,880 -- 00:53:06,395 I don't want to know anything about the spillover of their lives. 824 00:53:06,520 -- 00:53:11,389 All we have in common is, our children went to boarding school together. 825 00:53:11,520 -- 00:53:16,275 - Why have we never met? - His mother had custody. I lived out West. 826 00:53:16,400 -- 00:53:20,678 After Doug graduated high school, she moved West, I moved East. 827 00:53:20,800 -- 00:53:25,191 - I think we should drop it right here. - Are you afraid Ben is mixed up in this? 828 00:53:25,320 -- 00:53:29,598 - I don't wanna know too much about him. - You think Ben is hiding things from us? 829 00:53:29,720 -- 00:53:36,159 I'm getting to the bottom of it. My son has no involvements with any black frauds. 830 00:53:36,280 -- 00:53:41,798 - Doctor, you said something about crack. - No, that just leapt out. No proof. 831 00:53:42,560 -- 00:53:44,516 Good God, no proof! 832 00:53:44,640 -- 00:53:48,599 We'll take a vote. Do we pursue this, no matter what we find out about our kids? 833 00:53:48,720 -- 00:53:51,109 - I vote yes. - Me too. 834 00:53:51,680 -- 00:53:53,830 - I trust Doug. - No. 835 00:53:54,440 -- 00:53:55,839 Yes. 836 00:53:56,320 -- 00:54:00,711 Listen to this last page. "We have hidden too much from our modern children." 837 00:54:00,840 -- 00:54:02,796 "When we are scared, we tend not to let them know." 838 00:54:02,920 -- 00:54:06,230 "They see the bravest, toughest, and most impenetrable visage we can muster, 839 00:54:06,360 -- 00:54:09,670 precisely at those times when we are most afraid." 840 00:54:09,800 -- 00:54:13,475 "We called it making it better for our children, protecting them. From what?" 841 00:54:13,600 -- 00:54:17,036 "The truth is what we were protecting those little people from." 842 00:54:28,680 -- 00:54:30,238 What did you do next? 843 00:54:30,360 -- 00:54:32,510 - Went to Harvard. - To enlist our children. 844 00:54:40,400 -- 00:54:42,789 Why do you keep insisting it's someone we know? 845 00:54:42,920 -- 00:54:45,354 It's no one from our high school! 846 00:54:45,480 -- 00:54:49,758 It's someone you went to high school with, since you go to different colleges. 847 00:54:49,880 -- 00:54:53,873 - Doug, I appreciate your coming here. - Dad, spare me. 848 00:54:54,000 -- 00:54:56,355 He knows the details of our lives. 849 00:54:56,480 -- 00:55:00,393 Who, in your high school, has become homosexual or is deep into drugs? 850 00:55:00,520 -- 00:55:02,715 - About 15 people. - I don't want to know. 851 00:55:02,840 -- 00:55:06,071 I find it really insulting that you assume it has to be a guy. 852 00:55:06,200 -- 00:55:08,919 He could have been with a girl in high school. 853 00:55:09,040 -- 00:55:11,429 That's your problem. You're so limited. 854 00:55:11,560 -- 00:55:14,791 - That's why I'm going to climb mountains. - You're not. 855 00:55:14,920 -- 00:55:17,957 We have not invested all this money in you to scale the face of K2. 856 00:55:18,080 -- 00:55:20,674 Is that all I am? An investment?! 857 00:55:20,800 -- 00:55:24,634 No. Track down everyone in your class - male, female, whatever. 858 00:55:24,760 -- 00:55:27,513 Not just homosexuals, drug addicts. He could be a dealer. 859 00:55:27,640 -- 00:55:31,349 Why do you look at me when you say that? You think I'm an addict? A pusher? 860 00:55:31,480 -- 00:55:33,072 I resent the accusations. 861 00:55:33,200 -- 00:55:35,634 No one is accusing you of anything. Now, sit down! 862 00:55:35,760 -- 00:55:37,591 I don't wanna know! 863 00:55:37,720 -- 00:55:40,234 Nobody is accusing anyone of anything. 864 00:55:40,360 -- 00:55:44,751 I'm asking you to do a detective search. Find out from your high-school class 865 00:55:44,880 -- 00:55:48,316 if anyone has met a black kid pretending to be a movie star's son. 866 00:55:48,440 -- 00:55:50,908 He promised you parts in iCats?/i 867 00:55:51,800 -- 00:55:54,951 It wasn't just that, it was fun! 868 00:55:55,080 -- 00:55:59,995 You went to iCats./i You said it was an all-time low in a lifetime of theatregoing. 869 00:56:00,120 -- 00:56:03,510 - Film is a different medium. - You said "Aeschylus didn't invent theatre 870 00:56:03,640 -- 00:56:07,428 to have it end up a bunch of chorus kids wondering who will go to kitty heaven." 871 00:56:07,560 -- 00:56:10,472 - I don't remember saying that. - That was iStarlight Express./i 872 00:56:10,600 -- 00:56:14,195 Maybe he'll make a movie of that and you can all be on roller skates. 873 00:56:14,320 -- 00:56:16,276 - This is so humiliating! - So pathetic! 874 00:56:16,400 -- 00:56:18,914 - So racist. - It's not racist! 875 00:56:19,040 -- 00:56:20,917 Douglas! 876 00:56:21,040 -- 00:56:25,477 - If I remember correctly, you loved iCats./i - I hated it! 877 00:56:25,960 -- 00:56:30,397 Here is a copy of your yearbook. Get the phone numbers of everyone in your class. 878 00:56:30,520 -- 00:56:33,512 How can I contact anyone from high school? I've outgrown them. 879 00:56:33,640 -- 00:56:36,279 How can you outgrow them? You graduated last year. 880 00:56:36,400 -- 00:56:39,392 Charge the calls to my phone. 881 00:56:39,520 -- 00:56:41,511 - Never! - This is the KGB! 882 00:56:41,640 -- 00:56:45,713 You're always on the phone. Now I ask you to make calls, you become reticent? 883 00:56:45,840 -- 00:56:47,910 This is the entire McCarthy period. 884 00:56:48,040 -- 00:56:52,511 - I just wanna get one thing straight. - Finally we hear from the peanut gallery. 885 00:56:52,640 -- 00:56:58,351 You gave him my pink shirt? You gave a complete stranger my pink shirt?! 886 00:56:58,480 -- 00:57:01,313 That shirt was a Christmas present from you! 887 00:57:01,440 -- 00:57:05,513 I treasured that shirt! I loved that shirt! 888 00:57:05,640 -- 00:57:09,110 My collar has grown from weightlifting. You saw my arms had grown, 889 00:57:09,240 -- 00:57:13,199 you saw my neck had grown, and you bought me that shirt for my new body! 890 00:57:13,320 -- 00:57:18,189 I loved that shirt! My first shirt for my new body, and you gave that shirt away?! 891 00:57:18,320 -- 00:57:23,553 I can't believe you! I hate this life, and I hate you! 892 00:57:24,240 -- 00:57:26,708 - You never do anything for me! - You block me. 893 00:57:26,840 -- 00:57:29,718 I'm a pathetic extension of your eighth-rate personality. 894 00:57:29,840 -- 00:57:32,229 Social Darwinism pushed beyond all limits! 895 00:57:32,360 -- 00:57:36,273 - You gave him my pink shirt! - You want me to be all you weren't! 896 00:57:36,400 -- 00:57:39,153 You said "drugs" and looked at me?! 897 00:57:44,920 -- 00:57:47,480 Oh, God. I know the feeling. 898 00:57:47,600 -- 00:57:50,034 When the children turn. 899 00:57:50,160 -- 00:57:55,359 - At least we inspired them to take action. - They hunted through the yearbook. 900 00:57:57,320 -- 00:57:59,151 - Oh, my God! - Did you kiss him? 901 00:57:59,280 -- 00:58:01,191 - N... Well, yeah. - Oh, come on, Tess! 902 00:58:01,320 -- 00:58:04,198 - What about that guy? Nah! - No. No. 903 00:58:04,320 -- 00:58:07,790 - No. No, no, no. - Wait a minute. Trent Conway. 904 00:58:07,920 -- 00:58:09,876 i(boys)/i Trent Conway. 905 00:58:10,000 -- 00:58:13,310 - Look at those beady eyes. - Trent Conway. He's at MIT. 906 00:58:13,440 -- 00:58:15,749 So I went to MIT. 907 00:58:15,880 -- 00:58:18,348 iHe was there in his computer room./i 908 00:58:18,480 -- 00:58:22,109 iAnd I just pressed him/i iand pressed him and pressed him./i 909 00:58:22,240 -- 00:58:23,798 Yes. I knew Paul. 910 00:58:24,320 -- 00:58:26,754 I had this strapped to me. 911 00:58:26,880 -- 00:58:29,235 iWhat happened between you?/i 912 00:58:29,360 -- 00:58:31,351 It was... 913 00:58:31,600 -- 00:58:33,352 It was... 914 00:58:34,080 -- 00:58:36,958 iIt was... a rainy night in Boston./i 915 00:58:37,080 -- 00:58:39,230 iHe was in a doorway./i 916 00:58:42,800 -- 00:58:44,313 iI met him./i 917 00:58:44,440 -- 00:58:47,398 iAnd I took him back to my place./i 918 00:58:53,160 -- 00:58:55,230 What's this? 919 00:58:55,360 -- 00:58:58,909 - My address book. - Damn! 920 00:58:59,040 -- 00:59:04,353 All these names and addresses. Tell me about these people. 921 00:59:04,480 -- 00:59:08,234 This is where I wanted you to be. Right here. 922 00:59:09,720 -- 00:59:13,508 - Tell me about these people, man. - I just wanna look at you. 923 00:59:13,640 -- 00:59:15,710 Sorry! 924 00:59:15,840 -- 00:59:20,675 - Is these all rich people? - No. Hand-to-mouth. On a higher plateau. 925 00:59:20,800 -- 00:59:23,917 You got to be rough to be with rich people. 926 00:59:24,040 -- 00:59:28,989 Gotta have money. You gotta be buyin' 'em presents an' everything all the time. 927 00:59:29,120 -- 00:59:35,229 Not at all. When rich people do something nice for you, you give them a pot of jam. 928 00:59:35,360 -- 00:59:37,316 That's what pots of jam is for? 929 00:59:37,440 -- 00:59:40,193 Orange. Grapefruit. Strawberry. 930 00:59:40,320 -- 00:59:45,838 But fancy. They have entire stores filled with fancy pots of jam wrapped in cloth. 931 00:59:45,960 -- 00:59:48,235 English or French. 932 00:59:49,600 -- 00:59:54,549 I tell you what I'm gonna do. I pick a name, you tell me everything about 'em. 933 00:59:54,680 -- 00:59:57,638 Where they live, secrets, everything. 934 00:59:58,680 -- 01:00:01,035 And for every name... 935 01:00:01,160 -- 01:00:03,720 you get a piece of my clothes. 936 01:00:06,640 -- 01:00:08,596 All right. 937 01:00:12,720 -- 01:00:14,312 Kittredge. 938 01:00:14,440 -- 01:00:17,398 Talbot and Woodrow. 939 01:00:18,760 -- 01:00:23,675 Talbot, called "Tess", was anorexic, and was in a hospital for a while. 940 01:00:23,800 -- 01:00:25,916 Oh, really, now? 941 01:00:28,800 -- 01:00:32,952 Woodrow, known as "Woody", has barbells for brains. 942 01:00:35,200 -- 01:00:37,316 i(blows)/i 943 01:00:37,440 -- 01:00:39,396 They parents. 944 01:00:40,120 -- 01:00:44,079 Ouisa and Flan, for "Flanders", Kittredge. 945 01:00:44,200 -- 01:00:47,078 Rhode Island, I believe. Newport. 946 01:00:47,200 -- 01:00:51,557 But not along the ocean. The street behind the ocean. 947 01:00:51,680 -- 01:00:54,831 He's an art dealer. They have a Kandinsky. 948 01:00:57,240 -- 01:00:58,719 Kan-what-sky? 949 01:00:58,840 -- 01:01:00,671 A Kandinsky. 950 01:01:00,800 -- 01:01:01,949 Uh... 951 01:01:02,080 -- 01:01:06,756 A double-sided Kandinsky. I feel like Scheherazade! i(laughs)/i 952 01:01:12,640 -- 01:01:15,393 I don't want you to leave me, Paul. 953 01:01:17,000 -- 01:01:21,676 I'll go through my address book and I'll tell you about family after family. 954 01:01:21,800 -- 01:01:24,473 You'll never not fit in again. 955 01:01:25,640 -- 01:01:28,712 We'll even, uh, give you a new identity. 956 01:01:28,840 -- 01:01:32,549 I'll make you the most sought-after young man in the East. 957 01:01:32,680 -- 01:01:37,231 And then, one day, I'll come into one of these homes. 958 01:01:37,360 -- 01:01:41,638 And you'll be there. And I'll be presented to you. 959 01:01:41,760 -- 01:01:45,594 And I'll pretend to meet you for the first time. 960 01:01:48,320 -- 01:01:51,790 And our friendship'll be witnessed by my friends. 961 01:01:51,920 -- 01:01:54,753 And our parents' friends. 962 01:01:54,880 -- 01:01:58,429 And if it all happens under their noses... 963 01:01:58,560 -- 01:02:00,710 they can't judge me. 964 01:02:03,360 -- 01:02:05,715 And they can't disparage you. 965 01:02:05,840 -- 01:02:08,877 I'll make you a guest in their houses. 966 01:02:12,360 -- 01:02:14,715 Now ask me another name. 967 01:02:14,840 -- 01:02:17,354 I'd like to try for the shirt. 968 01:02:34,160 -- 01:02:36,151 That's enough for today. 969 01:02:36,280 -- 01:02:38,794 iPaul stayed with me for three months./i 970 01:02:38,920 -- 01:02:41,115 You remember little Trent Conway? 971 01:02:41,240 -- 01:02:43,800 The kid got his address book, with our names in it. 972 01:02:43,920 -- 01:02:46,195 - Yeah. You could be next. - Yes. 973 01:02:46,320 -- 01:02:49,312 Now, this is the way you must speak. 974 01:02:49,440 -- 01:02:52,591 Hear my accent. Hear my voice. 975 01:02:53,560 -- 01:02:58,190 Now, you never say you're going horseback riding. 976 01:02:58,320 -- 01:03:00,880 - You say you're going riding. - i(grunts)/i 977 01:03:01,000 -- 01:03:03,798 And don't say "couch". 978 01:03:03,920 -- 01:03:05,876 Say "sofa". 979 01:03:07,080 -- 01:03:11,039 And you, you say "boddill". "Have a boddill o' beer." 980 01:03:11,160 -- 01:03:13,116 It's "bottle". 981 01:03:14,120 -- 01:03:15,917 Say "Bottle of beer". 982 01:03:16,880 -- 01:03:18,836 Boddill o' beer. 983 01:03:20,120 -- 01:03:21,758 Boddill o' beer. 984 01:03:21,880 -- 01:03:23,916 Bottle of beer. 985 01:03:24,800 -- 01:03:26,552 Boddill of beer. What? 986 01:03:27,560 -- 01:03:29,516 Bottle of beer. 987 01:03:31,800 -- 01:03:34,394 Bottle... of beer. 988 01:03:36,400 -- 01:03:38,914 We went through the address book letter by letter. 989 01:03:39,040 -- 01:03:41,508 Paul vanished by the Ls. 990 01:03:41,640 -- 01:03:44,313 He took the address book with him. 991 01:03:45,240 -- 01:03:48,835 Well... he's already been in all your houses. 992 01:03:49,760 -- 01:03:54,515 Maybe I will meet him again. I sure would like to. 993 01:03:54,640 -- 01:03:59,395 - His past? His real name? - I don't know anything about him. 994 01:03:59,520 -- 01:04:04,036 It was a rainy night in Boston. He was in a doorway. That's all. 995 01:04:04,160 -- 01:04:06,037 He took stuff from you? 996 01:04:06,160 -- 01:04:07,957 Besides the address book? 997 01:04:08,080 -- 01:04:12,790 He took my stereo, my sport jacket, my word processor. 998 01:04:12,920 -- 01:04:15,309 And my laser printer. 999 01:04:15,440 -- 01:04:17,396 And my skis. 1000 01:04:19,160 -- 01:04:20,878 And my TV. 1001 01:04:21,000 -- 01:04:23,912 - Will you press charges? - No. 1002 01:04:24,040 -- 01:04:26,349 It's a felony. 1003 01:04:26,480 -- 01:04:29,995 - Why do they want to find him? - They say to help him. 1004 01:04:30,120 -- 01:04:33,590 If there's a crime, the cops will get involved. 1005 01:04:33,720 -- 01:04:38,396 We really must keep in touch. We were really good friends for a brief bit in school. 1006 01:04:38,520 -- 01:04:40,829 - Really good. - Won't you press charges? 1007 01:04:40,960 -- 01:04:41,949 Oh, please. 1008 01:04:47,760 -- 01:04:51,548 Can you believe it? Paul learned all that in three months. 1009 01:04:51,680 -- 01:04:57,676 Who'd have thought it? Trent Conway, the Henry Higgins of our time. 1010 01:04:57,800 -- 01:05:02,920 Paul must have looked at all those names in that book and said "I am Columbus." 1011 01:05:03,040 -- 01:05:07,318 "I am Magellan. I will sail into this new world." 1012 01:05:09,560 -- 01:05:12,552 I read somewhere that everybody on this planet 1013 01:05:12,680 -- 01:05:16,229 is separated by only six other people. 1014 01:05:16,360 -- 01:05:20,797 Six degrees of separation between us and everyone else on this planet. 1015 01:05:20,920 -- 01:05:27,075 The president of the United States, a gondolier in Venice, just fill in the names. 1016 01:05:28,760 -- 01:05:31,558 I find that extremely comforting that we're so close, 1017 01:05:31,680 -- 01:05:36,834 but... I also find it like Chinese water torture that we're so close, 1018 01:05:36,960 -- 01:05:43,399 because you have to find the right six people to make the connection. 1019 01:05:43,520 -- 01:05:45,954 It's not just big names, it's anyone. 1020 01:05:46,080 -- 01:05:50,949 A native in a rainforest, a Tierra del Fuegan, an Eskimo. 1021 01:05:51,080 -- 01:05:53,799 I am bound - you are bound - 1022 01:05:53,920 -- 01:05:58,072 to everyone on this planet by a trail of six people. 1023 01:06:01,200 -- 01:06:04,476 It's a profound thought. 1024 01:06:04,600 -- 01:06:07,751 How Paul found us. 1025 01:06:07,880 -- 01:06:14,274 How to find the man whose son he claims to be, or perhaps is. Although I doubt it. 1026 01:06:14,400 -- 01:06:19,428 How everyone is a new door opening into other worlds. 1027 01:06:19,560 -- 01:06:25,999 Six degrees of separation between us and everyone else on this planet. 1028 01:06:27,720 -- 01:06:31,679 But... to find the right six people. 1029 01:06:32,960 -- 01:06:34,916 - Hi, Ouisa. - Hi! 1030 01:06:35,040 -- 01:06:36,917 - Still going to Rome? - Tomorrow! 1031 01:06:37,040 -- 01:06:39,554 - Are you going to the Sistine Chapel? - It's closed. 1032 01:06:39,680 -- 01:06:42,478 - Cleaning it. - When in Rome... 1033 01:06:42,600 -- 01:06:45,194 You must know these people. 1034 01:06:46,320 -- 01:06:48,959 - Oh! - Oh, wonderful. 1035 01:06:49,080 -- 01:06:54,029 I've always wanted to meet him. We'll call him just as soon as we get in. 1036 01:07:11,200 -- 01:07:14,670 i(Flan) Rome is always remarkable,/i ibut to see the Sistine Chapel like this!/i 1037 01:07:14,800 -- 01:07:17,189 i(Ouisa)/i iTo stand at the top of the scaffolding!/i 1038 01:07:17,320 -- 01:07:20,995 The colours... are vibrant. 1039 01:07:21,120 -- 01:07:24,112 We went to Rome on business, but, thanks to Michelangelo... 1040 01:07:24,240 -- 01:07:27,915 - I think I have a buyer for that piece. - I don't think I want to sell. 1041 01:07:28,040 -- 01:07:30,190 They restored the chapel. 1042 01:07:30,320 -- 01:07:34,711 They've taken off years of smoke and tourists, and now it's brand-new. 1043 01:07:34,840 -- 01:07:36,796 Staggering. 1044 01:07:37,800 -- 01:07:39,995 But what happened to Sidney Poitier's son? 1045 01:07:40,120 -- 01:07:43,078 We put all of that out of our heads. 1046 01:07:43,640 -- 01:07:47,315 The package would be more lucrative for you if you included that piece. 1047 01:07:47,440 -- 01:07:49,715 - I've heard so many stories. - Like what? 1048 01:07:49,840 -- 01:07:53,310 - That he stole money and jewellery. - No! Never! 1049 01:07:54,120 -- 01:07:56,680 Can we get down to business, please? 1050 01:07:56,800 -- 01:07:58,552 - Good day. - Ah! 1051 01:07:59,640 -- 01:08:04,589 All right. I am humiliated, but what the hell. 1052 01:08:05,640 -- 01:08:09,792 iThe day after we came back from Rome,/i iwe were stepping out of a taxi from lunch./i 1053 01:08:09,920 -- 01:08:14,152 Our doorman, whom we tip at Christmas and any time he does anything nice for us, 1054 01:08:14,280 -- 01:08:18,478 our doorman spit at my husband, J Flanders Kittredge. He spit at him! 1055 01:08:18,600 -- 01:08:20,511 Thank you, Maurice. Ooh! 1056 01:08:20,640 -- 01:08:23,598 Darling, they don't need to know every detail. 1057 01:08:23,720 -- 01:08:26,234 - I know all about your son. - What about my son? 1058 01:08:26,360 -- 01:08:29,511 Not the little shit that lives here. The secret son. 1059 01:08:29,640 -- 01:08:31,870 - The Negro son you deny! - Negro son? 1060 01:08:32,000 -- 01:08:35,231 The son you make live in Central Park while you're gallivanting! 1061 01:08:35,360 -- 01:08:38,193 - Do you have a black son? - No! 1062 01:08:39,520 -- 01:08:42,717 This is how rumours get started and set in cement. 1063 01:08:42,840 -- 01:08:44,637 - The girl told me everything. - Who? 1064 01:08:44,760 -- 01:08:46,398 - She wants her money. - Who? 1065 01:08:46,520 -- 01:08:50,672 I'm keeping her in a safe place. Come, come, come. 1066 01:09:01,120 -- 01:09:03,236 The next chapter. 1067 01:09:06,360 -- 01:09:09,352 My boyfriend and I took a picnic into the park. 1068 01:09:09,880 -- 01:09:12,474 So, do they have any black people in Utah? 1069 01:09:12,600 -- 01:09:15,398 - Maybe two. - I saw them once. Two black people. 1070 01:09:15,520 -- 01:09:18,159 The Mormons brought in two. 1071 01:09:18,280 -- 01:09:21,158 - Do you think it'll hurt me? - What'll hurt you? 1072 01:09:21,280 -- 01:09:23,840 My resemblance to Liv Ullmann. 1073 01:09:25,120 -- 01:09:28,635 She won the all-state competition for comedy and drama. 1074 01:09:28,760 -- 01:09:31,399 Really? My gosh! 1075 01:09:33,240 -- 01:09:36,198 The quality of mercy is not strained. 1076 01:09:36,320 -- 01:09:39,312 It droppeth like the gentle rain from heaven. 1077 01:09:42,520 -- 01:09:44,238 Yeah. 1078 01:09:44,360 -- 01:09:46,920 And we study. And we wait tables. 1079 01:09:47,040 -- 01:09:49,110 Cos you have to have technique. 1080 01:09:49,240 -- 01:09:50,878 Like the painters. 1081 01:09:51,000 -- 01:09:55,232 Czanne looked for the rules behind the spontaneity of Impressionism. 1082 01:09:55,360 -- 01:09:58,272 - That's a painter? - We know nothing about painting. 1083 01:09:58,400 -- 01:10:00,356 My dad loves painting. 1084 01:10:00,480 -- 01:10:03,916 He has a Kandinsky, but he loves Czanne the most. 1085 01:10:04,040 -- 01:10:06,156 - He lives up there. - What? 1086 01:10:06,280 -- 01:10:09,955 Yeah. Count. Six windows down. On the corner. 1087 01:10:10,840 -- 01:10:13,593 John Flanders Kittredge. 1088 01:10:13,720 -- 01:10:16,188 His chums call him "Flan". 1089 01:10:16,320 -- 01:10:20,632 I was the child of Flan's hippie days. His radical days. 1090 01:10:20,760 -- 01:10:23,911 He went down South as a freedom marcher to register black voters. 1091 01:10:24,040 -- 01:10:27,112 - You did? - No! 1092 01:10:27,240 -- 01:10:31,756 Can't you just see me marching down South for freedom now? 1093 01:10:31,880 -- 01:10:33,677 Yes. Yes, I can. 1094 01:10:33,800 -- 01:10:37,554 His friends were killed. He met my mother and registered her. 1095 01:10:37,680 -- 01:10:40,752 Married her in a fit of righteousness, knocked her up with me, 1096 01:10:40,880 -- 01:10:42,950 and came back here and abandoned her. 1097 01:10:43,080 -- 01:10:45,435 You didn't! 1098 01:10:45,560 -- 01:10:47,198 Flan, shame. 1099 01:10:47,320 -- 01:10:50,278 He's now a fancy art dealer. 1100 01:10:51,720 -- 01:10:54,109 Won't see me. 1101 01:10:54,240 -- 01:10:56,515 The new wife, the white wife, 1102 01:10:56,640 -- 01:11:01,395 the Louisa-Kittredge-call-me-Ouisa wife, the mother-of-the-new-children wife... 1103 01:11:01,520 -- 01:11:03,954 Your brothers and sisters. 1104 01:11:05,600 -- 01:11:10,276 They go to Andover and Exeter and Harvard and Yale. 1105 01:11:10,400 -- 01:11:14,154 The awful thing is, my father started out good. 1106 01:11:15,080 -- 01:11:19,039 My mother says "There's a good man inside J Flanders Kittredge." 1107 01:11:19,160 -- 01:11:23,551 There is, darling. There is. Flan thinks he's part of some sinister plot. 1108 01:11:23,680 -- 01:11:28,435 No, it's all too creepy. I don't even like to talk about it. 1109 01:11:29,600 -- 01:11:33,354 He would see you if he's that good. He can't forget you entirely. 1110 01:11:33,480 -- 01:11:36,472 - I call him, he hangs up. - Go to his office. 1111 01:11:36,600 -- 01:11:40,479 He doesn't have one. He works there. They won't even let me in the elevator. 1112 01:11:40,600 -- 01:11:44,275 - Dress up as a messenger. - Say you got a masterpiece for him. 1113 01:11:44,400 -- 01:11:47,278 Say "I got the Mona Lisa in the truck." 1114 01:11:47,400 -- 01:11:49,789 I don't want to embarrass him. 1115 01:11:49,920 -- 01:11:52,878 Oh, this is so fucking tacky! 1116 01:11:59,280 -- 01:12:01,635 Do you two love each other? 1117 01:12:02,680 -- 01:12:04,636 A lot. 1118 01:12:05,680 -- 01:12:06,829 That's good. 1119 01:12:06,960 -- 01:12:09,713 - These are nice kids. - Yeah. They work for a living. 1120 01:12:09,840 -- 01:12:11,239 i(laughter)/i 1121 01:12:12,560 -- 01:12:17,270 - I hope we can meet again. - Yeah. Hey, where do you live? 1122 01:12:17,400 -- 01:12:18,833 Live? 1123 01:12:18,960 -- 01:12:20,837 I'm home. 1124 01:12:20,960 -- 01:12:23,713 You don't live in the streets? 1125 01:12:23,840 -- 01:12:28,356 You guys are such assholes! I mean, where would I live? 1126 01:12:30,000 -- 01:12:33,834 - You can stay with us. - We just have a flat in a tenement. 1127 01:12:33,960 -- 01:12:37,157 It's over a roller disco. The last of the roller discos. 1128 01:12:37,280 -- 01:12:39,748 iBut it's quiet by 5am,/i iand a great narrow space./i 1129 01:12:39,880 -- 01:12:44,635 i(girl) You have the couch. The tub is in the/i ikitchen, but there's light in the morning./i 1130 01:12:44,760 -- 01:12:46,273 - Hello. - Hello. 1131 01:12:46,520 -- 01:12:47,509 - Hello. - Hello. 1132 01:12:47,640 -- 01:12:50,473 He opened up a whole new world to us. 1133 01:12:52,400 -- 01:12:56,439 It's all anybody wants, isn't it? A new world? 1134 01:12:58,680 -- 01:13:02,878 - You say... you're going riding. - Riding. 1135 01:13:03,000 -- 01:13:06,595 And never say "couch". It's "sofa". 1136 01:13:06,720 -- 01:13:08,153 - Sofa. - Sofa. 1137 01:13:08,280 -- 01:13:10,111 And you say "boddill". 1138 01:13:10,240 -- 01:13:13,596 It's "bottle". Bottle of beer. 1139 01:13:13,720 -- 01:13:16,314 - Boddill of beer. - No. Bottle of beer. 1140 01:13:16,440 -- 01:13:18,271 - Bottle. - Boddill of beer. 1141 01:13:18,400 -- 01:13:20,356 Oh. See? Bottle of beer. 1142 01:13:21,120 -- 01:13:24,908 And never be afraid of rich people. You know what they love? 1143 01:13:25,040 -- 01:13:27,349 A fancy pot of jam. 1144 01:13:27,480 -- 01:13:30,119 Really. That's all. 1145 01:13:30,240 -- 01:13:34,199 Get a patron. That's what you need. You shouldn't be waiting tables. 1146 01:13:34,320 -- 01:13:39,474 You're going to wake up one day, and that temporary job will be your full-time life. 1147 01:13:41,640 -- 01:13:43,949 - He stayed with them for... - Two or three weeks. 1148 01:13:44,080 -- 01:13:45,877 He sunk his heels in. 1149 01:13:48,040 -- 01:13:50,838 - I'm moving out of here. - You can't. 1150 01:13:50,960 -- 01:13:55,476 My father answered my letter. He's giving me $1,000, and that's just for starters. 1151 01:13:55,600 -- 01:13:58,797 He sold a Czanne to the Japanese and made millions. 1152 01:13:58,920 -- 01:14:02,230 Now he can give me money without her knowing it. 1153 01:14:02,360 -- 01:14:03,475 I knew it. 1154 01:14:03,600 -- 01:14:08,720 I'll give you the money to put on any play. Agents will come. You'll be discovered. 1155 01:14:08,840 -- 01:14:13,516 And when you win Oscars, both of you, you'll look in the camera and thank me. 1156 01:14:13,640 -- 01:14:16,757 - I wanna thank Paul Kittredge. - Thanks, Paul. 1157 01:14:16,880 -- 01:14:19,075 i(Paul laughs)/i 1158 01:14:19,200 -- 01:14:23,751 One hitch - I'm going to meet him in Maine. He's visiting his parents. 1159 01:14:23,880 -- 01:14:29,079 My grandparents, whom I've never met. He's finally gonna tell them about me. 1160 01:14:29,200 -- 01:14:35,753 Can you see the look on my parents' face if a black kid showed up? "Hi, Grandma." 1161 01:14:35,880 -- 01:14:38,519 - Flan, your parents are dead. - i(laughter)/i 1162 01:14:39,760 -- 01:14:41,318 He's gonna give me money. 1163 01:14:41,440 -- 01:14:44,796 I can get my mama that beauty parlour she's wanted all her life. 1164 01:14:44,920 -- 01:14:48,629 One problem - how am I gonna get to Maine? 1165 01:14:48,760 -- 01:14:50,955 The wife checks all the bills. 1166 01:14:51,080 -- 01:14:54,993 Where the hell am I going to get $250 to get to Maine? 1167 01:14:57,400 -- 01:14:59,356 How long would you need it for? 1168 01:14:59,480 -- 01:15:01,914 I'll be gone a week. 1169 01:15:02,040 -- 01:15:04,349 But I could wire it back to you. 1170 01:15:04,480 -- 01:15:07,472 - We could lend it to him for a week. - If something happens... 1171 01:15:07,600 -- 01:15:10,319 You're like his stepmother, holding the purse strings. 1172 01:15:10,440 -- 01:15:13,398 No. We worked too hard to save that. 1173 01:15:15,240 -- 01:15:17,708 I'm sorry, Paul, we just can't. 1174 01:15:17,840 -- 01:15:20,195 Look, no problem. I understand. 1175 01:15:20,320 -- 01:15:22,117 - I'll meet you after work. - Sure. 1176 01:15:22,240 -- 01:15:24,993 If your dad loves you, he'll get you the ticket. 1177 01:15:25,120 -- 01:15:27,270 He does. It'll work out. 1178 01:15:29,520 -- 01:15:34,548 Hey. Posture. Stand up straight. Don't slump. Attitudes of defeat. 1179 01:15:34,680 -- 01:15:37,240 The girl worked just to stay alive. 1180 01:15:37,360 -- 01:15:41,638 She was one of those armies of people who come to New York filled with dreams, 1181 01:15:41,760 -- 01:15:46,550 and end up on a treadmill, working and working, forgetting why they came here. 1182 01:15:46,680 -- 01:15:51,834 There must be some mistake. It says my joint account. Can you see the numbers? 1183 01:15:51,960 -- 01:15:57,193 That's right. That's my name and his name, my joint account! Who closed it?! 1184 01:15:57,320 -- 01:16:01,108 I was furious. I can't tell you how furious I was. 1185 01:16:01,240 -- 01:16:06,678 Then I went home to my luxurious penthouse. And I waited for hours. 1186 01:16:09,880 -- 01:16:11,996 - Where's the money? - Hi. 1187 01:16:12,120 -- 01:16:16,511 Just let me explain. Paul found some extra money of his own. 1188 01:16:18,360 -- 01:16:22,069 iSo he took me to the Rainbow Room./i 1189 01:16:22,200 -- 01:16:25,954 iHe would've treated you,/i ionly you had to work./i 1190 01:16:26,080 -- 01:16:29,993 iWe rented these tuxedos. Isn't it a gas?/i 1191 01:16:30,120 -- 01:16:32,714 How did we get this table? 1192 01:16:32,840 -- 01:16:35,070 I know the right names to drop. 1193 01:16:35,600 -- 01:16:41,596 He's gonna give us the money back. And then I'm takin' you to the Rainbow Room. 1194 01:16:41,720 -- 01:16:44,314 I brought you matches. 1195 01:16:50,040 -- 01:16:52,554 It's not that expensive for what you get. 1196 01:16:52,680 -- 01:16:56,036 It's not a bargain, but it's worth it. 1197 01:16:57,640 -- 01:17:00,154 Mm. Wonderful bouquet. 1198 01:17:00,280 -- 01:17:01,429 "Bouquet"? 1199 01:17:01,560 -- 01:17:05,473 The taste of wine. Always remember, the wine from the even-numbered years 1200 01:17:05,600 -- 01:17:08,876 is superior to the wine from the odd-numbered years. 1201 01:17:09,000 -- 01:17:12,879 - Cheers. Skol. Prosit. - Mud in your eye. 1202 01:17:13,000 -- 01:17:15,070 You're just about the greatest. 1203 01:17:16,320 -- 01:17:20,313 - You wanna dance? - Elizabeth hasn't seen anything like here. 1204 01:17:20,440 -- 01:17:22,396 I wish she was... 1205 01:17:23,360 -- 01:17:25,510 Who do we dance with? 1206 01:17:29,840 -- 01:17:31,876 We're guys. 1207 01:17:33,040 -- 01:17:36,396 Every moment in life is a learning experience. 1208 01:17:36,520 -- 01:17:38,750 Or what good is it? Right? 1209 01:17:39,800 -- 01:17:41,836 - Right? - Yes. 1210 01:17:41,960 -- 01:17:44,110 Then let this bunch of jerks see class. 1211 01:17:44,880 -- 01:17:47,838 I swear, nothin' like this ever happened in Utah. 1212 01:17:54,080 -- 01:17:58,153 Nothin' like that must have ever happened there cos they asked us to leave. 1213 01:18:09,960 -- 01:18:11,552 It was so funny! 1214 01:18:11,680 -- 01:18:13,636 i(laughter)/i 1215 01:18:14,760 -- 01:18:16,716 Around the park, sir! 1216 01:18:17,800 -- 01:18:19,392 We don't have any money. 1217 01:18:19,520 -- 01:18:24,310 Amigo, when will you learn? Money is the one commodity you can always get. 1218 01:18:24,920 -- 01:18:26,876 i(Paul howls)/i 1219 01:18:28,800 -- 01:18:30,552 Hyah! 1220 01:18:43,080 -- 01:18:46,993 I'm gonna have to explain to Elizabeth about the money. She gets so nervous. 1221 01:18:47,120 -- 01:18:50,078 Hey, Paul, come on. Stop that. 1222 01:18:50,200 -- 01:18:53,158 I was wondering if I could fuck you. 1223 01:18:54,960 -- 01:18:56,393 I don't do things like that. 1224 01:18:59,800 -- 01:19:01,870 That's what makes it so nice. 1225 01:19:02,000 -- 01:19:04,070 You don't. 1226 01:19:04,680 -- 01:19:06,636 And he did. 1227 01:19:10,040 -- 01:19:11,996 And it was fantastic. 1228 01:19:20,280 -- 01:19:23,238 We came here for experience, right? 1229 01:19:24,760 -- 01:19:26,159 We can use this, right? 1230 01:19:26,280 -- 01:19:29,670 You're a fool! Your father is right! You are a fool! 1231 01:19:29,800 -- 01:19:34,749 We came here for experience. My father is not right. I can't have him be right. 1232 01:19:34,880 -- 01:19:36,632 - It's gon... - Don't touch me. 1233 01:19:41,240 -- 01:19:44,152 i(driver)/i Hey! Hey! 1234 01:19:44,280 -- 01:19:46,396 Hey! Come back here! 1235 01:19:46,520 -- 01:19:47,748 Hey! 1236 01:19:47,880 -- 01:19:49,108 Argh! 1237 01:19:49,640 -- 01:19:50,675 Paul! 1238 01:19:50,920 -- 01:19:52,478 Paul! 1239 01:20:07,080 -- 01:20:09,389 Look at me. 1240 01:20:09,520 -- 01:20:10,999 Elizabeth. 1241 01:20:11,120 -- 01:20:17,070 I didn't come here to do this, or to lose that, or to be this, or to do this to you. 1242 01:20:18,040 -- 01:20:19,996 Not to you. 1243 01:20:21,360 -- 01:20:23,316 Look at me. 1244 01:20:25,080 -- 01:20:29,471 I couldn't look at him. Spent the night thinking about having no money. 1245 01:20:29,960 -- 01:20:33,316 About Paul and his father. So, this morning... 1246 01:20:39,440 -- 01:20:40,998 Sir? 1247 01:20:41,120 -- 01:20:44,749 Sir? I need to get up to see some people named Kittredge. 1248 01:20:44,880 -- 01:20:46,757 Are they expecting you? 1249 01:20:46,880 -- 01:20:50,509 Kittredge has a black son he makes live in the park who took money from me. 1250 01:20:50,640 -- 01:20:53,996 - Mr Kittredge has what?! - His son owes me money! 1251 01:20:54,120 -- 01:20:57,476 You have to call and write them a letter. Yes? 1252 01:20:57,600 -- 01:21:02,196 "Quality of mercy is not strained." Well, fuck you, quality of mercy! 1253 01:21:02,320 -- 01:21:07,110 Hey. It's trouble with Mr Kittredge's Negro son. I take care of it. Don't worry. 1254 01:21:07,240 -- 01:21:12,394 All over the building that I had abandoned some mistake of my past in Central Park. 1255 01:21:12,520 -- 01:21:15,432 - But it's too fantastic. - It was so embarrassing. 1256 01:21:15,560 -- 01:21:18,711 - That's horrible. - It wasn't so embarrassing. 1257 01:21:18,840 -- 01:21:21,115 I bet Flan loves to be outraged. 1258 01:21:21,240 -- 01:21:24,312 - I do not! - You do too! 1259 01:21:24,440 -- 01:21:29,514 - Flan loves getting into high dudgeon. - And look at his cheeks turn all rosy. 1260 01:21:29,640 -- 01:21:31,471 Dudgeon becomes him. 1261 01:21:31,600 -- 01:21:33,636 To high dudgeon. 1262 01:21:33,760 -- 01:21:37,196 Now... can we get down to business? 1263 01:21:43,680 -- 01:21:48,196 Do we have a story for you? We were at the roller disco two clients opened. 1264 01:21:48,320 -- 01:21:51,118 I hadn't skated in I hate to tell you how many years. 1265 01:21:51,240 -- 01:21:56,109 We came outside giddy and reeling. And you wouldn't believe what we saw. 1266 01:22:00,800 -- 01:22:05,157 - The blood hadn't yet reached the gutter. - It was oozing slowly towards the kerb. 1267 01:22:05,280 -- 01:22:07,953 The body must have just landed there in a clump. 1268 01:22:09,160 -- 01:22:12,675 The boy had just jumped from above. He could have landed on us. 1269 01:22:14,760 -- 01:22:17,513 i(woman) We just missed it by minutes./i 1270 01:22:20,440 -- 01:22:23,273 Rick! Oh, my God! 1271 01:22:23,400 -- 01:22:25,356 Rick! Rick! 1272 01:22:27,120 -- 01:22:30,715 - She'll press charges. - I want Paul dead. 1273 01:22:30,840 -- 01:22:34,879 Rick's dead. You bet your life I'll press charges. 1274 01:22:35,000 -- 01:22:37,912 We're very sorry. Is there anything we can do to help? 1275 01:22:38,040 -- 01:22:41,919 That Paul's a menace. We could have been killed. Throats slashed. 1276 01:22:42,040 -- 01:22:45,510 He wasn't going to kill us. We haven't seen him since that night. 1277 01:22:45,640 -- 01:22:49,633 - Find him. We might have a case. - Find him? 1278 01:22:49,760 -- 01:22:53,275 - How do we find him? - We could tell the papers. Call iThe Times./i 1279 01:22:53,400 -- 01:22:57,313 - Ooh, let me. I have friends at iThe Times./i - I don't wanna know. 1280 01:22:57,440 -- 01:22:59,510 - They'll publish it. - Someone will see it. 1281 01:22:59,640 -- 01:23:01,437 - And turn him in. - We'll find him. 1282 01:23:01,560 -- 01:23:02,754 Six degrees. 1283 01:23:02,880 -- 01:23:05,678 "Who says New Yorkers don't have a heart?" 1284 01:23:05,800 -- 01:23:09,759 "Smart, sophisticated, tough New Yorkers, such as the J Flanders Kittredges, 1285 01:23:09,880 -- 01:23:13,555 who opened their homes and pocketbooks to a young man, learned yesterday 1286 01:23:13,680 -- 01:23:18,549 they had been boondoggled by a confidence man now wanted by police." 1287 01:23:18,680 -- 01:23:21,592 - Did you see the piece in iThe Times?/i - We were in Squaw Valley. 1288 01:23:21,720 -- 01:23:26,430 We came off very well. I forgot to mention your foundation. 1289 01:23:26,560 -- 01:23:30,519 You could wallpaper the Empire State Building with the copies Flan had made. 1290 01:23:30,640 -- 01:23:33,154 - Come to dinner with us after. - Can't. 1291 01:23:33,280 -- 01:23:34,190 - Work. - Auction. 1292 01:23:34,320 -- 01:23:35,514 - Matisse. - Ooh! 1293 01:23:35,640 -- 01:23:39,633 Oh, no. Matisse on an off day. But our people are prepared to go to well over... 1294 01:23:39,760 -- 01:23:42,957 - Don't tell all the family secrets. - Well over $12,000,000! 1295 01:23:43,080 -- 01:23:45,548 - Out of which you will keep? - Not much in these days. 1296 01:23:45,680 -- 01:23:49,195 - Oh, boy. Bring back the '80s. - Uh-huh. 1297 01:23:50,120 -- 01:23:54,671 We'll have to give most of it away. But it gives us credibility in this new market. 1298 01:23:54,800 -- 01:23:58,952 It's all outta whack. Everything's up, everything's down. 1299 01:24:01,000 -- 01:24:03,514 - Did you ever hear from Poitier's son? - No. 1300 01:24:03,640 -- 01:24:05,995 Did you ever hear from the boy? 1301 01:24:06,120 -- 01:24:10,511 - Oh, we're here to honour your guest. - But I keep hearing about this story. 1302 01:24:10,640 -- 01:24:13,108 I heard about it last week in Southampton. 1303 01:24:13,240 -- 01:24:16,152 - It's amazing. - No, really. To get the UN to finally... 1304 01:24:16,280 -- 01:24:20,717 - She can't save the world every day. - i(all laugh)/i 1305 01:24:21,520 -- 01:24:25,354 This is my supper, and I command you to sing. 1306 01:24:25,480 -- 01:24:27,835 - This is lunch. - What happened? 1307 01:24:27,960 -- 01:24:33,353 There is one last chapter, which happened the other night. 1308 01:24:33,480 -- 01:24:35,994 Ouisa, may I? 1309 01:24:36,360 -- 01:24:42,276 ij&/i The Matisse will be mine for an hour or so 1310 01:24:42,400 -- 01:24:46,473 ij&/i Then, regrettably, it has to go 1311 01:24:46,600 -- 01:24:51,196 - i(Tess) So, what are you wearing?/i - I'm totally dolled up. The blue satin. 1312 01:24:51,320 -- 01:24:53,993 iDarling, I have to tell you./i iA sign I saw today -/i 1313 01:24:54,120 -- 01:24:58,716 "Cruelty-free cosmetics." A store was selling cruelty-free cosmetics. 1314 01:24:58,840 -- 01:25:00,478 iThat is a beautiful thing./i 1315 01:25:00,600 -- 01:25:05,355 Do you realise the agony companies put rabbits through just to test eye shadow? 1316 01:25:05,480 -- 01:25:07,471 Oh, darling, I know that. 1317 01:25:07,600 -- 01:25:10,751 I was referring to the phrase - "cruelty-free cosmetics". 1318 01:25:10,880 -- 01:25:13,269 Should eliminate all traces of time, cellulite... 1319 01:25:13,400 -- 01:25:15,356 Mother, I'm getting married. 1320 01:25:19,200 -- 01:25:21,031 You were going to Afghanistan. 1321 01:25:21,160 -- 01:25:24,436 I'm going to get married, and then I'm going to Afghanistan. 1322 01:25:24,560 -- 01:25:27,711 One country at a time. You're not getting married. 1323 01:25:27,840 -- 01:25:29,319 iImmediately so negative./i 1324 01:25:29,440 -- 01:25:32,352 I know everyone you know, and you're not marrying any of them. 1325 01:25:32,480 -- 01:25:35,472 The arrogance that you assume you know everyone I know! 1326 01:25:35,600 -- 01:25:38,478 The way that you say that! "I know everyone you know." 1327 01:25:38,600 -- 01:25:40,716 Unless you met them in the last two days. 1328 01:25:40,840 -- 01:25:42,831 - i(phone rings)/i - Wait. Hold on. 1329 01:25:42,960 -- 01:25:46,396 Nobody ever calls on that number. Mother! 1330 01:25:47,240 -- 01:25:48,832 Hello? 1331 01:25:48,960 -- 01:25:50,712 i(Paul) Hello?/i 1332 01:25:52,400 -- 01:25:53,753 Paul? 1333 01:25:53,880 -- 01:25:55,836 iI saw the story in the paper./i 1334 01:25:55,960 -- 01:25:59,714 I didn't know he killed himself. He gave me that money. I didn't steal it. 1335 01:25:59,840 -- 01:26:02,195 I'll put you on hold. I'm talking to my child. 1336 01:26:02,320 -- 01:26:05,073 Put me on hold and you'll never hear from me again. 1337 01:26:05,200 -- 01:26:05,871 Yes... 1338 01:26:06,000 -- 01:26:07,991 - Mother, can I t...? - i(dialling tone)/i 1339 01:26:10,200 -- 01:26:13,909 You have to turn yourself in. The boy committed suicide. 1340 01:26:14,640 -- 01:26:17,234 iThe girl is pressing charges./i iYou stole that money./i 1341 01:26:17,360 -- 01:26:21,273 iTurn yourself in. Make it easy on yourself./i iThey're gonna get you./i 1342 01:26:21,400 -- 01:26:26,030 Learn when you're trapped. You have such promise. You need help. 1343 01:26:26,880 -- 01:26:29,758 - Would you help me? - iWhat do you want me to do?/i 1344 01:26:29,880 -- 01:26:31,518 Stay with you. 1345 01:26:31,640 -- 01:26:33,517 - That is impossible! - iWhy?/i 1346 01:26:33,640 -- 01:26:35,312 My husband feels you betrayed him. 1347 01:26:35,440 -- 01:26:37,078 - Do you? - iYou're a lunatic!/i 1348 01:26:37,200 -- 01:26:42,832 Picking up that dreck off the street. Are you suicidal? Do you have AIDS? 1349 01:26:42,960 -- 01:26:44,837 iAre you infected?/i 1350 01:26:44,960 -- 01:26:48,509 I don't have it. It's a miracle, but I don't. 1351 01:26:49,840 -- 01:26:54,231 Do you feel I betrayed you? If you do, I will hang up and never bother you again. 1352 01:26:58,560 -- 01:27:00,437 Where have you been? 1353 01:27:00,560 -- 01:27:01,834 Travelling. 1354 01:27:01,960 -- 01:27:04,952 Are you in trouble? I mean, more trouble. 1355 01:27:05,080 -- 01:27:07,116 iNo. I only visited you./i 1356 01:27:07,640 -- 01:27:12,475 I didn't like the first people so much. They just went out and left me alone. 1357 01:27:12,600 -- 01:27:15,910 I didn't like the doctor. He was too eager to please. 1358 01:27:16,040 -- 01:27:18,349 And he just left me alone. 1359 01:27:18,480 -- 01:27:21,950 iBut you - you and your husband -/i iwe all stayed together./i 1360 01:27:22,080 -- 01:27:25,675 - What did you want from us? - Everlasting friendship. 1361 01:27:25,800 -- 01:27:27,756 Nobody has that. 1362 01:27:27,880 -- 01:27:29,916 - iYou do./i - What do you think we are? 1363 01:27:30,600 -- 01:27:34,434 Oh. You're going to tell me secrets? You're not what you appear to be? 1364 01:27:34,560 -- 01:27:38,758 You have no secrets. Trent Conway told me everything your kids have told him. 1365 01:27:38,880 -- 01:27:42,475 What did our kids tell him about us? 1366 01:27:43,520 -- 01:27:46,114 I don't tell that. Save that for blackmail. 1367 01:27:46,240 -- 01:27:49,755 - Perhaps I'd better hang up. - No! 1368 01:27:51,040 -- 01:27:54,555 I went to a museum. I like Toulouse-Lautrec. 1369 01:27:54,680 -- 01:27:56,875 iAs well you should./i 1370 01:27:57,000 -- 01:27:59,355 I read the Andy Warhol diaries. 1371 01:27:59,480 -- 01:28:02,995 I see you're becoming an aesthete. 1372 01:28:03,120 -- 01:28:06,715 - Are you laughing at me? - No. I read them too. 1373 01:28:06,840 -- 01:28:10,594 iI've read " The Agony and the Ecstasy"/i iby Irving Stone, about Michelangelo./i 1374 01:28:10,720 -- 01:28:12,836 Oh, well, you're ahead of me there. 1375 01:28:12,960 -- 01:28:14,996 Have you seen the Sistine Chapel? 1376 01:28:15,120 -- 01:28:17,031 Oh, yes. 1377 01:28:17,160 -- 01:28:22,632 I went right to the top in a rickety old elevator and watched the men clean it. 1378 01:28:22,760 -- 01:28:25,911 You've been to the top of the Sistine Chapel? 1379 01:28:26,040 -- 01:28:29,077 Stood right under the hand of God touching the hand of man. 1380 01:28:29,200 -- 01:28:30,679 iBatti! Batti!/i 1381 01:28:30,800 -- 01:28:31,755 Oh! 1382 01:28:31,880 -- 01:28:36,795 One of the workmen said "Hit it! Hit it! It's only a fresco." 1383 01:28:36,920 -- 01:28:37,591 Hit! 1384 01:28:37,720 -- 01:28:41,190 So I did. I slapped God's hand. 1385 01:28:41,800 -- 01:28:44,473 You... you slapped God's hand? 1386 01:28:44,600 -- 01:28:48,718 Do you know what they clean it with? All this modern technology. 1387 01:28:48,840 -- 01:28:50,478 - Q-Tips and water. - iNo!/i 1388 01:28:50,600 -- 01:28:54,229 Clean away the years of soot, grime, paint-overs. 1389 01:28:54,360 -- 01:28:59,115 Q-Tips and water, changing the history of Western art. Vivid colour. 1390 01:29:00,840 -- 01:29:04,310 - Take me to see it. - Take you to see it? 1391 01:29:04,440 -- 01:29:08,274 - They think you murdered someone. - Can you give me a hand with these? 1392 01:29:08,400 -- 01:29:09,958 - i(whispers)/i Paul. - Paul? 1393 01:29:10,080 -- 01:29:12,435 - I'll call that detective. - i(phone rings)/i 1394 01:29:12,560 -- 01:29:14,073 Who's that? Hello? 1395 01:29:14,200 -- 01:29:16,430 - Dad! We were cut off. - Oh, Tess, hi. 1396 01:29:16,560 -- 01:29:18,471 - iI'm getting married!/i - Call back. 1397 01:29:18,600 -- 01:29:20,955 I'm getting married and going to Afghanistan! 1398 01:29:21,080 -- 01:29:24,789 - I can't talk about this... - iI am gonna ruin my life and get married./i 1399 01:29:24,920 -- 01:29:28,356 Throw away everything you want me to be. It's the only way to hurt you! 1400 01:29:28,480 -- 01:29:30,914 - i(hangs up)/i - Jesus. 1401 01:29:31,040 -- 01:29:33,600 - i(phone rings)/i - Yeah? 1402 01:29:33,720 -- 01:29:36,837 - I have that kid on the line. - Find out where he is. 1403 01:29:36,960 -- 01:29:38,791 Find out where he is. 1404 01:29:38,920 -- 01:29:41,912 Um, look, why don't you come here? Where are you? 1405 01:29:42,480 -- 01:29:44,232 You'll have the cops waiting. 1406 01:29:44,360 -- 01:29:46,635 - Tell him he has to trust us. - You have to trust us! 1407 01:29:46,760 -- 01:29:47,988 - Why? - Cos we like you! 1408 01:29:48,120 -- 01:29:50,634 - We like him? Where is he? - Who's there? 1409 01:29:50,760 -- 01:29:51,829 It's, um... 1410 01:29:51,960 -- 01:29:53,598 - It's Flan! - Oh, God. 1411 01:29:53,720 -- 01:29:57,030 Are you in tonight? I could come and make a feast for you. 1412 01:29:57,160 -- 01:30:00,516 - No, we're going out tonight. - Are you crazy?! 1413 01:30:00,640 -- 01:30:03,632 Tell a crook we're going out, the house is empty? 1414 01:30:03,760 -- 01:30:05,159 - Where are you going? - Sotheby's. 1415 01:30:05,280 -- 01:30:10,274 - And the key is under the mat. - Hi! Can I come to Sotheby's? 1416 01:30:10,400 -- 01:30:12,960 - Shoot! I've lost the detective. - Paul says hi. 1417 01:30:13,080 -- 01:30:14,274 - Hi. - Sotheby's. 1418 01:30:14,400 -- 01:30:16,516 - Wonderful. I'll come. - No. You can't. 1419 01:30:16,640 -- 01:30:20,599 - iWhy? I was helpful last time./i - You were helpful about the Czanne. 1420 01:30:20,720 -- 01:30:24,998 - iReally? You know.../i - You impressed Geoffrey. Where are you? 1421 01:30:25,120 -- 01:30:28,908 I was thinking maybe that's what I should do, is what you do, in art, 1422 01:30:29,040 -- 01:30:33,113 but making money out of art, meeting people, and not working in an office. 1423 01:30:33,240 -- 01:30:37,358 You're just seeing the glamorous side. There's a whole grotty side that... 1424 01:30:37,480 -- 01:30:39,277 I could easily learn the grotty. 1425 01:30:39,400 -- 01:30:42,756 You have to have art history, language, economics. 1426 01:30:42,880 -- 01:30:45,633 I'm fast. I could do it. Do your kids want to? 1427 01:30:45,760 -- 01:30:49,355 It's not that. It's not a profession you hand down from gen... 1428 01:30:49,480 -- 01:30:53,314 What am I doing talking career counselling to you?! 1429 01:30:53,440 -- 01:30:57,035 You embarrassed me. You stole money. There's a warrant for your arrest. 1430 01:30:57,160 -- 01:30:58,639 - Goddammit! - No, don't! 1431 01:30:58,760 -- 01:31:01,957 - I can't believe he sucked me in again. - You made him hang up. 1432 01:31:02,080 -- 01:31:03,991 - iI'm here./i - You are? 1433 01:31:04,560 -- 01:31:07,757 Who are you? What's your real name? 1434 01:31:07,880 -- 01:31:11,555 If you let me stay with you, I'll tell you. 1435 01:31:11,680 -- 01:31:14,353 That night was the happiest night I ever had. 1436 01:31:14,480 -- 01:31:16,596 That was the happiest night he ever had. 1437 01:31:16,720 -- 01:31:22,033 Oh, please. I'm not a bullshitter, but never bullshit a bullshitter. 1438 01:31:22,920 -- 01:31:25,639 Now, get rid of him, Ouisa. 1439 01:31:25,760 -- 01:31:30,197 You look great, dear. Tonight's big business. Get him off the phone. 1440 01:31:30,320 -- 01:31:31,355 Why? 1441 01:31:31,480 -- 01:31:35,268 You let me use all the parts of myself that night. 1442 01:31:35,400 -- 01:31:37,834 That was magical, that Salinger stuff. 1443 01:31:38,720 -- 01:31:41,188 Graduation speech at Groton two years ago. 1444 01:31:42,280 -- 01:31:44,635 Your cooking? 1445 01:31:44,760 -- 01:31:47,115 Other people's recipes. 1446 01:31:48,080 -- 01:31:50,799 Did you see Donald Barthelme's obituary? 1447 01:31:50,920 -- 01:31:54,435 He said that collage was the art form of the 20th century. 1448 01:31:54,560 -- 01:31:56,596 Everything is somebody else's. 1449 01:31:56,720 -- 01:31:59,917 Not your children. Not your life. 1450 01:32:00,040 -- 01:32:01,268 No. 1451 01:32:01,400 -- 01:32:06,315 You got me there. That is mine. That is nobody else's. 1452 01:32:06,440 -- 01:32:08,795 iYou don't sound happy./i 1453 01:32:09,920 -- 01:32:12,480 There is so much you don't know. 1454 01:32:12,600 -- 01:32:14,511 You are so smart. 1455 01:32:14,640 -- 01:32:18,553 - And so stupid. - Don't you ever say I'm stupid! 1456 01:32:18,680 -- 01:32:22,275 Have some flexibility. You're stupid not to realise what you could be. 1457 01:32:22,400 -- 01:32:24,152 - What could I be? - So much. 1458 01:32:24,280 -- 01:32:26,475 - iWith you behind me./i - You liked that night? 1459 01:32:26,600 -- 01:32:29,034 I've thought since that you were laughing at us. 1460 01:32:29,160 -- 01:32:30,070 No! 1461 01:32:30,200 -- 01:32:33,158 iYou picked up that awful thing/i ito show us your contempt./i 1462 01:32:33,280 -- 01:32:37,319 I was so happy I wanted to add sex to it. Don't you do that? 1463 01:32:40,640 -- 01:32:41,595 No. 1464 01:32:43,920 -- 01:32:45,911 - iI'll tell you my name./i - Please. 1465 01:32:46,880 -- 01:32:49,678 It's Paul Poitier-Kittredge. 1466 01:32:49,800 -- 01:32:51,836 iIt's a hyphenated name./i 1467 01:32:51,960 -- 01:32:53,871 Paul... 1468 01:32:54,000 -- 01:32:55,797 listen to me. 1469 01:32:55,920 -- 01:33:01,392 You need help. Go to the police. You'll be over it all the sooner. You can start... 1470 01:33:01,520 -- 01:33:03,397 - Start what? - iYour life./i 1471 01:33:03,520 -- 01:33:05,670 Will you help me? 1472 01:33:07,120 -- 01:33:11,432 I will help you. But first, you have to go to the police, you have to go to jail. 1473 01:33:11,560 -- 01:33:16,554 And will you send me books and Polaroids of you and cassettes and letters? 1474 01:33:16,680 -- 01:33:18,875 - iYes./i - Will you visit me? 1475 01:33:19,000 -- 01:33:19,955 I will visit you. 1476 01:33:20,080 -- 01:33:22,548 iAnd wear your best clothes/i iand knock 'em dead./i 1477 01:33:22,680 -- 01:33:26,753 I'll knock 'em dead. You have to be careful in prison. Use condoms. 1478 01:33:26,880 -- 01:33:30,111 I won't have sex in prison. I only have sex when I'm happy. 1479 01:33:30,240 -- 01:33:32,196 - Go to the police. - Will you take me? 1480 01:33:32,320 -- 01:33:34,675 iI'll give you the name/i iof the detective to see./i 1481 01:33:34,800 -- 01:33:39,157 I'll be treated with care if you come. If they don't know you're special, they kill you. 1482 01:33:39,280 -- 01:33:41,032 I don't think they kill you. 1483 01:33:41,160 -- 01:33:44,789 Mrs Louisa Kittredge, I am black. 1484 01:33:46,520 -- 01:33:50,069 I... will deliver you to them, 1485 01:33:50,200 -- 01:33:52,919 with kindness and affection. 1486 01:33:53,480 -- 01:33:56,358 I'll plead guilty and go to prison and serve a few months. 1487 01:33:56,480 -- 01:33:59,631 - A few months, tops. - iAnd when I get out, I'll work for you./i 1488 01:33:59,760 -- 01:34:04,470 - No, we'll work all that out. - No, no, no, no. I want to know now. 1489 01:34:06,040 -- 01:34:09,316 - You'll work for us. - Learn the trade, not just the grotty part. 1490 01:34:09,440 -- 01:34:11,271 - Top to bottom. - And live with you. 1491 01:34:11,400 -- 01:34:13,789 - iNo./i - Why? Your kids are away. 1492 01:34:13,920 -- 01:34:17,071 - You should have your own place. - iWill you help me find a place?/i 1493 01:34:17,200 -- 01:34:18,997 We'll help you find a place. 1494 01:34:19,120 -- 01:34:22,635 - I have no furniture. - iWe'll help you out./i 1495 01:34:22,760 -- 01:34:27,754 I made a list of things I liked at the museum. Philadelphia Chippendale. 1496 01:34:27,880 -- 01:34:31,873 iBelieve it or not, we have two/i iPhiladelphia Chippendale chairs./i 1497 01:34:32,000 -- 01:34:35,151 I'd rather have one nice piece than a room full of junk. 1498 01:34:35,280 -- 01:34:36,156 i(laughs)/i 1499 01:34:36,280 -- 01:34:38,032 Quality always. 1500 01:34:38,160 -- 01:34:42,392 You'll have all that. Philadelphia Chippendale! 1501 01:34:43,440 -- 01:34:45,795 And all I have to do is go to the police. 1502 01:34:45,920 -- 01:34:48,070 Make it all history. 1503 01:34:48,200 -- 01:34:50,156 Put it behind you. 1504 01:34:52,000 -- 01:34:54,673 - iTonight./i - Oh. No, it can't be tonight. 1505 01:34:54,800 -- 01:34:58,395 I'll take you tomorrow. I have to have drinks before the auction tonight. 1506 01:34:58,520 -- 01:35:00,875 - Japanese? - iGermans./i 1507 01:35:01,000 -- 01:35:03,036 You are just like my father. 1508 01:35:03,160 -- 01:35:05,310 - Which father? - Sidney! 1509 01:35:08,960 -- 01:35:10,712 Paul... 1510 01:35:12,120 -- 01:35:13,872 he's not your father. 1511 01:35:14,520 -- 01:35:16,476 iAnd Flanders.../i 1512 01:35:16,600 -- 01:35:18,511 is not your father. 1513 01:35:18,680 -- 01:35:20,636 Ouisa, for Christ's sakes! 1514 01:35:20,760 -- 01:35:23,991 Are you still on the phone? We have drinks with the Japanese... 1515 01:35:24,120 -- 01:35:27,715 Is it still that kid? Get him out of our lives! 1516 01:35:27,840 -- 01:35:32,960 Get him off the phone or I'll rip the fucking line out of the wall! 1517 01:35:33,080 -- 01:35:34,593 Paul? 1518 01:35:34,720 -- 01:35:38,633 I made a mistake. It is not the Germans. We'll come and get you. Where are you? 1519 01:35:38,760 -- 01:35:41,797 We'll take you to the police. They'll treat you with dignity. 1520 01:35:41,920 -- 01:35:43,478 Um... 1521 01:35:46,080 -- 01:35:49,117 I'm at the corner of 6th Avenue and 4th Street. 1522 01:35:49,240 -- 01:35:51,595 But I'll meet you at the Waverly movie theatre. 1523 01:35:51,720 -- 01:35:55,508 - We'll be there in half an hour. - I'll give you 15 minutes' grace time. 1524 01:35:55,640 -- 01:35:58,074 We'll be there. 1525 01:35:58,200 -- 01:35:59,519 iPaul.../i 1526 01:35:59,640 -- 01:36:01,596 We love you. 1527 01:36:03,120 -- 01:36:04,109 iOuisa./i 1528 01:36:04,880 -- 01:36:07,633 I love you, Ouisa Kittredge. 1529 01:36:09,320 -- 01:36:10,275 iHey./i 1530 01:36:10,400 -- 01:36:12,550 Bring a pink shirt? 1531 01:36:15,280 -- 01:36:18,272 We'll have a wonderful life. 1532 01:36:24,560 -- 01:36:29,680 We can skip the schmoozing, take the boy to the police, and be at Sotheby's by nine. 1533 01:36:29,800 -- 01:36:30,755 Sure. 1534 01:36:31,120 -- 01:36:33,190 But we hadn't counted on... traffic. 1535 01:36:33,320 -- 01:36:34,435 i(Flan) Traffic./i 1536 01:36:34,560 -- 01:36:35,595 i(Ouisa) Traffic./i 1537 01:36:37,320 -- 01:36:39,880 iWe'd promised Paul/i iwe would take him to the police./i 1538 01:36:40,000 -- 01:36:43,470 i(Flan) I called our new best friend,/i ithe detective./i 1539 01:36:43,600 -- 01:36:48,754 Paul! Officer, please! Let us go with him! We promised we would go with him! 1540 01:36:48,880 -- 01:36:50,472 - Paul? Paul? - No, Ouisa. 1541 01:36:50,600 -- 01:36:52,431 Officer, please. Paul! 1542 01:36:52,560 -- 01:36:55,836 The Kandinsky is painted on both sides! 1543 01:36:59,520 -- 01:37:03,149 - There's nothing more you could do. - i(Flan)/i I didn't think so, no. 1544 01:37:03,280 -- 01:37:06,238 The next day, Ouisa went to the precinct. 1545 01:37:07,960 -- 01:37:10,030 Detective Marino, please. 1546 01:37:10,160 -- 01:37:13,152 - He's transferred. - Since yesterday? 1547 01:37:13,280 -- 01:37:15,191 He's transferred. 1548 01:37:15,320 -- 01:37:19,279 This is about an arrest that was made yesterday at the Waverly movie theatre. 1549 01:37:19,400 -- 01:37:21,356 Hold on. 1550 01:37:22,800 -- 01:37:25,268 This precinct didn't go to the Waverly theatre. 1551 01:37:25,400 -- 01:37:28,756 - I didn't imagine it. - I'm not sayin' you did. 1552 01:37:28,880 -- 01:37:33,396 - Perhaps you can tell me which precinct... - Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 1553 01:37:33,520 -- 01:37:35,556 The name? 1554 01:37:35,680 -- 01:37:37,352 Um... 1555 01:37:37,480 -- 01:37:39,630 Poitier. Or Kittredge. 1556 01:37:39,760 -- 01:37:40,397 Uh... 1557 01:37:40,520 -- 01:37:43,353 - Are you family? - Not exactly. 1558 01:37:43,480 -- 01:37:47,951 The detective told me that I could go with the young man when he was arraigned, 1559 01:37:48,080 -- 01:37:50,719 so I could tell them that he was... special... 1560 01:37:50,840 -- 01:37:54,389 We have no record of it. Some other precinct must have made the arrest. 1561 01:37:54,520 -- 01:37:57,796 It sounds like your special friend was wanted for somethin' else. 1562 01:37:57,920 -- 01:37:59,353 Like what? 1563 01:37:59,480 -- 01:38:04,713 Lady, how can I help you? You don't even know your friend's name. 1564 01:38:09,800 -- 01:38:11,552 Six degrees. 1565 01:38:13,200 -- 01:38:16,272 We weren't family. We didn't know Paul's name. 1566 01:38:16,800 -- 01:38:18,950 iI went to the district attorney's office./i 1567 01:38:19,080 -- 01:38:22,550 iWe weren't family./i iWe didn't know Paul's name./i 1568 01:38:24,120 -- 01:38:29,194 iI called the criminal courts./i iI wasn't family. I didn't know Paul's name./i 1569 01:38:31,960 -- 01:38:38,718 I read today that a young man committed suicide in Rikers Island prison, 1570 01:38:38,840 -- 01:38:43,789 and tied a shirt around his neck and hanged himself. 1571 01:38:44,800 -- 01:38:46,916 Was it the pink shirt? 1572 01:38:47,040 -- 01:38:49,759 A burst of colour. Pink shirt. 1573 01:38:51,480 -- 01:38:55,075 Was it Paul? We never did find out who he was. 1574 01:38:55,200 -- 01:38:57,236 I'm sure it wasn't him. 1575 01:38:57,360 -- 01:39:00,352 - Yes, I agree. - Isn't it amazing? 1576 01:39:00,480 -- 01:39:04,519 We haven't seen the last of him, believe me. He'll be back. He'll find a way. 1577 01:39:04,640 -- 01:39:06,392 The imagination... Oh! 1578 01:39:07,720 -- 01:39:12,032 - Why does it mean so much to you? - He wanted to be us. 1579 01:39:12,160 -- 01:39:14,390 Everything we are in the world. 1580 01:39:14,520 -- 01:39:19,913 This paltry thing, our life, he wanted it. He stabbed himself to get into our lives. 1581 01:39:20,040 -- 01:39:23,316 He envied us. We're not enough to be envied. 1582 01:39:23,440 -- 01:39:26,079 Like the papers said, we do have hearts. 1583 01:39:26,200 -- 01:39:28,270 Having a heart is not the point. 1584 01:39:28,400 -- 01:39:32,632 We were hardly taken in. We believed him for a few hours. 1585 01:39:32,760 -- 01:39:37,197 He did more for us in a few hours than our children ever did. 1586 01:39:38,080 -- 01:39:40,640 And he wanted to be your child. Don't let that go. 1587 01:39:40,760 -- 01:39:44,878 He sat out in that park and said "That man is my father." 1588 01:39:45,000 -- 01:39:47,514 He's in trouble, and we don't know how to help him. 1589 01:39:47,640 -- 01:39:52,794 Help him? My God! We could have been killed. Throats slashed. 1590 01:39:52,920 -- 01:39:54,876 You were attracted to him. 1591 01:39:55,000 -- 01:39:58,879 Oh, please. Cut me out of that pathology right now. 1592 01:39:59,000 -- 01:40:01,355 Attracted by his youth, his talent, 1593 01:40:01,480 -- 01:40:04,392 and the embarrassing prospect of being in the movie of iCats./i 1594 01:40:04,520 -- 01:40:07,159 Well... that, yes. Yes. 1595 01:40:07,280 -- 01:40:09,396 Did you put that in your iTimes/i piece? 1596 01:40:09,520 -- 01:40:14,674 And we turn him into an anecdote to dine out on, like we're doing right now! 1597 01:40:14,800 -- 01:40:19,430 But it was an experience. I will not turn him into an anecdote. 1598 01:40:19,560 -- 01:40:22,120 How do we keep what happens to us? 1599 01:40:22,240 -- 01:40:26,677 How do we fit it into life without turning it into an anecdote? 1600 01:40:26,800 -- 01:40:30,190 With no teeth, and a punch line you'll mouth over and over for years. 1601 01:40:30,320 -- 01:40:33,198 "Oh, that reminds me of that impostor." 1602 01:40:33,320 -- 01:40:35,959 "Oh, tell the one about that boy." 1603 01:40:36,080 -- 01:40:40,596 And we become these human jukeboxes, spilling out these anecdotes. 1604 01:40:40,720 -- 01:40:43,757 But it was an experience. 1605 01:40:43,880 -- 01:40:46,633 How do we keep the experience? 1606 01:40:52,240 -- 01:40:54,196 That's why I love paintings. 1607 01:40:54,320 -- 01:40:59,155 Czanne, the problems he brought up then are the problems painters still deal with. 1608 01:40:59,280 -- 01:41:01,157 Colour. Structure. 1609 01:41:01,280 -- 01:41:03,157 Those are problems. 1610 01:41:03,280 -- 01:41:07,273 There is colour in my life, but I'm not aware of any structure. 1611 01:41:07,400 -- 01:41:09,834 What are you saying, darling? 1612 01:41:11,840 -- 01:41:15,355 Czanne would leave blank spaces in his canvases 1613 01:41:15,480 -- 01:41:18,756 if he couldn't account for the brush stroke... 1614 01:41:18,880 -- 01:41:21,997 couldn't... give a reason for the colour. 1615 01:41:22,120 -- 01:41:26,272 Then I am a collage of unaccounted-for brush strokes. 1616 01:41:26,400 -- 01:41:29,233 I... am all... 1617 01:41:29,360 -- 01:41:30,873 random. 1618 01:41:31,000 -- 01:41:33,560 - Excuse me. - Ouisa! 1619 01:41:33,680 -- 01:41:35,955 - Do sit down! - Excuse me, please. 1620 01:41:36,080 -- 01:41:37,638 Ouisa! 1621 01:41:43,320 -- 01:41:45,834 What kind of behaviour is this? 1622 01:41:45,960 -- 01:41:48,872 God, Flan, how much of your life can you account for? 1623 01:41:49,000 -- 01:41:53,152 Are you drunk? What's wrong with you? Don't you realise how important she is? 1624 01:41:53,280 -- 01:41:57,159 Why are you unhappy? The Czanne sale went through, and the Matisse. 1625 01:41:57,280 -- 01:41:59,840 We're rich - enough. Next month there's a Bonnard. 1626 01:41:59,960 -- 01:42:03,748 These are the times I could take a knife and dig out your heart. How much of... 1627 01:42:03,880 -- 01:42:07,031 ..my life can I account for?! All of it! 1628 01:42:09,640 -- 01:42:12,029 I am a gambler. 1629 01:42:12,160 -- 01:42:14,879 We're a terrible match. 1630 01:42:51,200 -- 01:42:53,634 i(Paul) The Kandinsky./i 1631 01:42:53,760 -- 01:42:56,991 The Kandinsky's painted on two sides. 1632 01:43:12,680 -- 01:43:18,516 i(workman) Batti! Batti!/i iTanto siamo al fresco. Hit it!/i 1633 01:46:58,640 -- 01:47:02,394 1634 01:47:09,920 -- 01:47:11,876 ENHOH |
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