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Social Network, The (2010)
Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kind living in the
United States? That can't possibly be true. It is true. What would account for that? Well first of all, a lot of people live in China. But here's my question: Question? How do you distinguish yourself in a population of people who all got 1600 on their SAT's? I didn't know they take SATs in China. They dont,I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about here. You got 1600? Yes I can sing in a Acapella group. But I cant sing. Does that mean that you actually got nothing wrong? Or you row crew or you invent a 25 dollar PC. Or you get into a final club. Or you get into a final club, exactly. You know from a womans perspective sometimes not being in an Accapella group can be a good thing. This is serious. Well I am admitting I do like guys who row crew. I like guys who row crew. Well I cant do that. Im kidding. Yes I got nothing wrong on the test. Have you ever tried? I'm trying now. To row crew? To get into a final club. To row crew? No. Are you, like-whatever--delusional? Sometimes, Sometimes, you say two things at once and I'm not sure which one we're aiming at. But you've seen guys who row crew, right? NO. Okay, we1ltheyre bigger than me. They're world class athletes. And a second ago you said you like guys who row crew crew so I assumed you'd met one. I guess I meant I liked the idea of it. The way a girl likes cowboys. Okay. Can we get something to eat. would you rather talk about something else? No, it's just that since the beginning of the conversation about finals clubs I think I may have missed a birthday. There are more people in China with genius IQ's than the entire population of- The Phoenix is the most diverse. The Fly Club, Roosevelt punched the Pore. Which one? The Porcellian, the Porc, it's the best of the best. I actually meant which Roosevelt. Theodore. Is it true they send a bus around to pick up girls who want to party wth the next ----- You can see why its so important to get in. Okay, well, which is the easiest one to get into? Why would you ask me that? I was just asking. None of them thats the point Our freind Eduardo made $300,000 betting on oilfutures last sumer and Eduardo wont come close to gettingin. the ability to makemoney doesn't impress anybody around here. Must be nice. He made $300,000 in a summer? He likes meteorology. I thought it was oil futures. you can read the weather you can predict the price of heating oil. I think you asked me that because you think the final club that's easiest to get into is the one where I'll have the best chance. I what... You asked me which one was the easiest to get into because you think that's where I have the best chance. The one that's easiest to get into would be the one where anybody had the best chance. You didnt ask which one was the best one, you asked me which one was the easiest. I was honestly just asking. Okay? I was asking just to ask. Mark, I'm not speaking in code. Erica~ You're obsessed with the finals clubs. You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about this who'll prescribe some sort of medication. You don't care if side effects may include blindness, Final clubs. Final clubs. and there's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated. Yes there is. Well you do-that was cryptic~so you do speak in code. I didn't mean to be cryptic. All I'm saying I need to do something substantial in order to get the attentionof the clubs. Why? Because theyre exclusive. ' (beat) And fun and they lead to a better life. You think Teddy Roosevelt got elected president because he was a member of the Phoenix Club? He was a member of the Porcellian and yes he did. Well why dont you concentrate on being the best you, you can be. Did you really just say that I was kidding Im just stating the fact that, does'nt make it any less. I want to be straight forward and tell you that I think you should be a lot more supportive. If I get in I'll be taking you to the EVENTS and the Gatherings and you'll be meeting people that you wouldn't normally get to meet . You would do that for me? Indeed Okay I want to try and be straight forward with you and let you know that were not anymore What is Were not dating anymore, Im sorry Is this a joke? No, it's not. You're breaking up with me? You're going to introduce me to people I wouldn't normally get to meet? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Settle down What was it supposed to mean? -Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink is that you used to sleep with the door guy. The door guy's name is Bobby. I haven't slept with the door guy, the door guy's a friend of mine. He's a perfectly good class of people and what part of Long Island are you fromWimbledon? I'm going back to my dorm. Wait is this true Yes. Then I apologize, okay? I have to go... Erica Yes. I'm sorry and I mean it.. I appreciate that butI have to study You don't have to study. Let's just talk. I can't. Why? Because it's expausting. Dating you is like dating a stairmaster. All I meant is that you go to B.U. and so you're not likely to~currently I wasnt making acoment on your appearanceI was saying you go to B.U. I was stating a fact thats all. I have to go study. You don't have to study. Why do you keep saying I dont have to study Because you go to B.U.! Do you want to get some food? I'm sorry you're not sufficiently impressed with my education. And I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat. So were even. I think we should just be friends. I don't want to be friends. I was being polite, I had no intention ofbeing friends with you. Im under some pressure right now from my OS class. If we could just order some food. I think we should Listen. You're going to be a very succesful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart,that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole, Erica Albrightls a bitch. You think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht or do you think it's because all B.U. girls are bitches? For the record, she may look like a 34C but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret. She's a 34B, as in barely anything there.False advertising. The truth is she has a nice face. I need to think of something to help me take my mind off her. Easy enough, except I need an idea. I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie. So what if it's not even 10PM and it's a Tuesday night? The Kirkland facehook is open on my desktop and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics. Billy Olson's sitting here and had the idea of putting some of the pictures next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on who's hotter. Good call Mr.Olson Yea, it's on. I'm not gonna do the farm animals but I like the idea of comparing two people together. It gives the whole thing a very Turing feel since people's ratings of the pictures will be more implicit than, say, choosinga number to represent each person's hotness like they do on hotornot.com. The first thing we're going to need is a lot of pictures. Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep a public centralized facebook so I'm going to have to get all the images from the individual houses that people are in. Let the hacking begin. First up is Kirkland. They keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration, so a little WGET magic is all that's necessary to ~download the entire Kirkland facebook. Kids stuff. Next is Elliot. They're also open but with no indexes on Apache. I can run an empty search and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page. Then I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me. Excellent. Moving right along. Lowell has some security. They require a username/password combo and I'm going to go ahead and say they don't have access to main fas user database, so they have no way of detecting an intrusion Adams has no security but limits the number of results to 20 a page All I have to is breakput the same script I used on Lowell and its done Quincy has no online Facebook what a sham. There is nothing I can do about that Dunster is intense. Not only is there no public directory but there's no directory at all You have to do searches and if your search returns more then 20 matches nothing gets returned Once you do get results they dont link directly to the images, they link to a php that redirects or something Weird This maybe diffucult i,ll come back later. Leverett is a little better. Its a lenghty search but you can do an empty search and gets links to pages with a precceding picture Its slightly obnoxious that they let you view one picture at a time And theres no way I am gonna go to 500 hundred pages, to download pics 1 at a time. So its definitely necessary to break out the emacs and modify that perl script. Done What's going on? Perfect timing. Eduardo's here and he's going to have the key ingredient. Mark What up, You and Erica split up? How did you know that? It's on your blog. Oh yeah. Are you alright? I need you. I'm here for you. No, I need the algorithm you used for the oil futures. Are you okay? We're ranking girls. You mean other STUDENTS Yeah You think that's such a good idea? I need the algorithm? I need the algorithm? Give eachgir1 a base rating of 1400. At any time "Girl A" has a rating R~a and "Girl B" has e rating R-b. When any two girls are matched up there's an expectation of which will win based on their current rating. Yeah And Those expectations are expressed this way. Let's write it. The one on the left. on the right. the right. Who should we send it to first? Dwyer Neal Who are you gonna send it to? Just a Couple of people. The question is, who are they gonna send it to? Hey guys check this out The one on the left. These girls Right or Left Left Right or Left Thats my roommate. ALL On the left. This isnt funny Right Left Left All night he blogged about you You dont want to read this. Erica is this yours. I stole it from a train. Get the hell out of here. Thats an awful lot of traffic. You think maybe we should shut it down before we get into trouble. Hello Wait you say At 4 in the morning Well there is an unusual amount of traffic which occured. Your saying its unusal for 4 in the morning. No this would be unusuall for half time at the superbowl. Alright I gotta go in. Whats going on. The Harvard network is about to crash. You dont think. I do. God saves us everybody. Cant connect. The network. Unless this a coincidence I would think this is us. Its not a coincidence. O shit. So your called in front of the add board. Thats not what happened. You were'nt called in front of the administartive board. No I was back at the bar with Erica Albright She said all that. She said all that.That I said that stuff to her. I was reading from the transcript of her deposition. Why wold you even need to depose her. Thats really for us to decide. You think if I know she could make me look like a jerk I'll be more likely to Mark dont. Why dont we stretch our legs for a minute, can we do that. Its been almost 3 hours and frankly you did spend an awful lot of time embarassing Mr.Zuckerburg with the girls testimony from the bar. I am not embarassed, she just made alot of that up. She was under Oath. I guess that would be the first time someone lied under oath They got 2200 hits within 2 hours. Thousands What Those guys are really fast. Is there anyway to make this a fair fight. Jump out and swim. We'd have to jump out and drown. We are genectically identical we would stay in one place. just row the damn boat. You hear about this? What Two nightss ago, a sophomore choked the network with a laptop from kirkland. At four am He set up a website were we vote the hotness of female undergrads What were we doing,that none of us heard about this I do not know, 3 hour technical row before breakfast full course load studying. Another 3 hours in the tank then studying. Im not sure how we missed it. How much activity was on this thing. Twenty-two thousand page requests. Twenty-two thousand This is half of facebook, 7 houses He developed the site in 1 night and he did it while he was drunk. Twenty-two thousand How do you know he was drunk He was blogging, while doing this. Know what it think Way ahead of you. This is our guy. Cameron Worth, WINKLEVOSS, Cameron spelt the usuall way. Taylor WINKLEVOSS, Taylor spelt the usuall way. My last nameis the same as my brother Mr. Zuckerberg, this is an Administrative board hearing. Your being accused of intentionally breaching security Violating copyright, Violating individual privacy By creating the website WWW.FACEMASH.COM You also charged with being in violation of universty policy on distribution of digitsed images. Before we begin with our questioning, your allowed to make a statement, Would you like to do so? Uh ... ... I have already apologised in the Crimson,to the AVHW To"Harvard Latino Women's Association," and to any women at harvard who might have been insulted, as I take that they were' As for any charges stemming from the breach of security I believe I deserve some recognition from this board. Im sorry I dont understand. Which part? You deserve recognition. I believe I pointed out some pretty gaping holes in your system. Scuse me may I. Mr. Zuckerberg. Im in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard network. I can assure you of its sophistication In fact it was that level of sophistication, that led us to you in less then 4 hours. - Four hours? Yes sir. That would be impressive except if youd known what you are looking for you would seen it written on my dorm room window. So six months Academic probation. Wow,they had to make an example out of you. They have my blog I should have written nothing about the farm animals,that was stupid. I was kidding for gods sake doesnt anybody have a sense of humor - I tried to stop you - I know How do you do this thing were you manage to get all girls to hate us Why do I love China: OK Lets look at a sample problem Suppose were given a computer a 16 bit virtual address, and a page size of 256-bytes. The System uses a one level page table that starts at address 0x0400 Maybe you want dna on your 16-bit system who knows. The first few pages are reserved for the hardware flag etc.. assume page table ENTRIES HAVE 8 STATUS BITS Eight-bit status code will then be ... Ah I see we have our first surrender Dont worry, Mr. Zuckerberg, brighter men then you have tried and failed this class One valid bit, One modified bit, One reference bit, 5 permission bit That is correct Does evrybody see how he got there Mark? You Mark Zuckerberg ? Yes I'm Calvin Winklebaum HI Taylor Winklebaum You guys related? Good, funny never heard that before. What can I do for you? Did I insult your girlfriends? No, you did'nt I dont know We never asked We should NO We have an idea we want to talk to you about? Got a minute. You guys Look like you guys spent some time at the gym. We have to why? We row crew. Yeah Ive gotta minute. GREAT. - Have you ever beeninside the PORCILE NO. We can not take you past the---- cause your not a member That hurt. - Sandwich or something? - Uh OK - Mark right? - Yes - Mark, this is Di Weiya Narendra, our partner Hi Were really impressed with"Facemash" We checked you out., you also built"CourseMatch" What is "CourseMatch" You go online and see what courses your freinds are taking. Really harmless. - Mark? - Yeah? We were talking about "CourseMatch" Kind of a no brainer. you --- in high school to right? Asked for an MP3 player, that recognises your taste in music. Any body try to buy it? Microsoft How much? Didnt sell it, I uploaded for free. - For free? - Yeah Why? OK well we have something we have been working on for a while idea. We think its great It is called "the Harvard network" You can create your own page, interests, bios, freinds Then people can go online and see your bio. Requests ... ... Yeah How is that different then "My Space" and "Freindster" Harvard. Edu Were going to use the most prestigious e-mail in the country. Based on the idea that girls ... Girls want to only go out with guys who go to Harvard. Me and my brother dont have trouble getting ... Basically what were talking about is MYSPACE, FREINDSTER any of those other social networking sites. Its exclusivity. Right. Right. Yeah wed love for you to work with us Mark. We need a programmer who is creative. And we know who can take the initiative. This could help rehabilitate your image. Wow you would do that for me. WE'd like to work with you. Our first program graduated and went to work for Google. Our second programer is overwhelmed with school work. We would need you to build the site, write thwe code we will provide ... Im in What Im in Awsome Thats what you said? It was three or four years ago, I dont know what I said. When did you come to Eduardo? I dont understand that question. You remeber answering in the affirmative. the affirmative. When I did you come to Eduardo with the idea for Facebook. It was called"TheFacebook"then. This doesnt need to be that diffucult. Im currently in the middle of two different lawsuits Did you answer affirmatively? When Taylor and Cameron Winklevoss Did in November ask you to build, "Harvard Connection," Did you say yes? I said I'd help. When did you approach Mr. Savarin with the idea for the FACEBOOK I wouldnt say I approached him. SY? You can answer the question At a party at ALPHA EPSILON PI. Whats that JewishFraternity It was Caribbean night. Why are guys like me generally attracted to Asian girls But Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me I dont know if an algorithm could find the connection to you Its not that complicated there hot, there smart, they are not Jewish, they cant dance. Hey Mark is here! Mark I think ive come up with something I have to tell you something your not going to believe Come on I got pinched by the "Phoenix Club" Are you kidding? Its the first in a 4 step process Send the invitation on monday My first puch party tommorow You got pinched by the "Phoenix What did you want to talk to me about. Mark you said you come up with something. Yeah Ive think I come up with something.Come outside. I cant stair at that thing NIAGRA FALLS, it has nothing to do with the Carribean People came to "Facemash"-----, right? It wasnt because hey saw pictures of hot girls You can go anywhere on the internet and see pictures of hot girls. Because they saw pictures of girls that they knew. People want to go on the internet ot check out their freinds so why not build a web site that offers them freinds, pictures, profiles whatever you can visit just browse around, maybe someone you just met at a party Im not talking aboput a dating site. Im talking about taking the entire social experience of college. And putting it online. Cant feel my legs. I know. Im totally psyched about this to Eduardo. "It would be exclusive." You would have to know the people on the site to get past your own page like. Getting pinched. Thats good Its like "Final Club", but were president/ I told him I thought it sounded great, was a great idea There was nothing to hack people were gonna provide their own pictures,their own information. And people would have the ability to invite or not invite their freinds to join. In a world were social strucrure was everything. That was the thing. It was a big project, and he was going to have to write 10s of thousands lines of code. So I was wondering why he was coming to me and not his roomates. Dustin Moscovitz, Chris Hughes they were programmers. Were gonna need a little start up cash to rent a server to get it online. So that was why. Did he offer terms. Well split it 70/30. Youe CFO And you said. I said, "lets do it" OK did he add anything else? YES It probably was a diversity thing So what. Why you think he said that? Gretchen, excuse me for interupting, whos discovery is this. SY, if you let me continue with my line of questioning. They are suggesting that I was jealous of jealous of Eduardo for getting punched by the PHOENIX And began a plan to screw him out of a company that I had'nt even invent yet. Were you. Gretchen! - Jealous of Eduardo? Stop typing were all... I know you've done your homework and know money is not a big part of my life. But at the moment I could buy Mount Auburn street, take the PHOENIX club and turn it into my PING-PONG room. I'll let you know how the party ends. We recognise thatYour A plaintiff in one suit involving Facebook And a witness in another. Yes, sir At any time in the weeks prior to Mark telling you his idea Did he mention Tyler Winklevoss,Cameron Winklevoss, Dedre revedra or HARVARD CONNECTION Yes, He said they asked him to work on their site. But that he looked at what they had and decided it wasnt worth his time. He said even his most pathetic freinds, knew about getting people interested in the website then these guys. These guys means my clients Yes Yes he resented, Mark resented that they your clients that he thought that he needed to rehabilitate his image after FACEMASH Mark didnt want to rehabilitate anything with FACEMASH Hacked into the Harvard computers, he blew his nose at the add-board. He got alot of notoriety FACEMASH did exactly what he wanted to do. Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg was buliding the"TheFacebook" He was also communictaing wth the plaintiffs Not at the time I wasnt It really did not have much to do with the Winklevoss dating site How would you know, you were'nt even there. Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg was building the "TheFacebook" He was leading the plaintiffs to believe he was building "the Harvard Connection Conclusion not found in evidence We are about to find this new evidence. From Mark Zujerburg to Tyler Winklevoss November 30, 2003, I read over all the stuff you sent me RE: HARVARD CONNECTION and it seems like it should'nt take to long to implement so we can talk about it after I get all the basic functionality up tommorrow night From Mark Zujerburg to Tyler Winklevoss December 1, 2003 sorry I was unreachable tonight I just got about 3 of your missed calls, I was working on a problem then my system collapsed. From Mark Zujerburg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss December 10, 2003 this week has been pretty busy,between HARVARD, classes and work." So I think its probably best to postpone the meeting. Im also really busy tommorow OK anybody else feel like there is somethin up with this guy Tell him OK. But we do have to make sure we all meet up before we go off for break. I know, I know. Yeah watch out. Hey Mark... I need a dedicated LINUX box running APACHE with------backend Its gonna cost a little more money. How much more. About 200 hundred more Do we need it. Its gotta handle the traffic. Do it. I already did. Hey guess what I made the secound cut. Thats good. You should be proud of that right there, dont worry if you dont make it any further. I'll get out of here. From Mark Zuckerburg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss and Deidre Nreanada Dec 15 2003 I have a CS problem set that I am just getting started with and it should be about 15 hours of coding so I'll be busy tommorow night. I wont really be free to meet until next wednesday afternoon/ I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon. I've basically been in the lab this whole time. And I also wont be able to do staurday as I have to meet up with my parents. As the plaque reads "John Harvard" Founder of HARVARD UNIVERSITY in 1638. Some call this the statue of 3 lies. What are the 3 lies? MR.Dowd Shit Take yor pants off. OH No AH Mr.Sabourin Not 1638 Who is it. Freind of the scupture Daniel Chester. Keep your jacket on. And he still has'nt completed work on HARVARD CONNECTION. But on Jan 11 2004 Mr.Zuckerburg registered the domain name the FACEBOOK, by network soloutions. To the best of your Knowledge had he even begun work on HARVARD CONNECTION. Not to my knowledge. NO Hey Cameron Im still a little sceptical that we have enough fuctionality in the site to really draw the attention and to gain the criticla mass neccessary to get a site like this to run. Will speak soon. This is the 1st time he mentioned any problems. Yes it was. You sent 36 e-mails To Mr.Zuckberg And received 16 e-mails in return And this is the 1st time he indicated he was not happy. Thats correct. he had 42 days to study our system and get out ahead ... Do you see any of your code on Facebook, Did I use any of your code? You stole our whole godamn idea! Fellas - Hows dot com site used? - Can I continue with my deposition? You know you really dont need a forensic team to get to the bottom of this If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you invented FACEBOOK I cant wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write us a check Bullshit Lets continue February 4, 2004 - Mark? Mark? There is a girl in your art history class named Stephanie Attis, do you happen to know if she has a boyfreind Have you evr seen her with anyone? and if not, do you happen to know if shes going to go? Dustin people do not walk around with a sign on them that says im Mark We were suppossed to meet at nine slept with in? have to add a feature What? Should have done it its really good Clean and simple What are you writing? Realtionship status interest This is what drives life at college are you having sex or are'nt you Its like people take certain classes sit where they sit Do what they do ... want to have some center... you know Thats what FACEBOOK is going to be about their going to log on after all the cake and watermelon there is a chance - Their actually Going to get laid? Get girl YES Its really good And that was it And that was it Its ready Its ready Yeah right now That was it You made a masthead Yeah "Eduardo Savarin, Co-Founder and C F O Yeah You have no idea what thats going to mean to my father. Sure I do. Lets go online? Right now Get your laptop out Why Why do you need my laptop You got emails for everybody at the "Phoenix Club" I dont know Im not sure if tis going to be cool that I am doing this Spam This is not spam No I know its not spam If we send to our friends, its just gonna bounce around us dorks. I have'nt got in yet These guys know people. and i need their e-mails sure Good Give me the mailing list "Jabberwock12 @ Harvard E-D-U." - These guys ... Their Literary genius's Their obviouis Lewis Carroll's references Their not so bad I'm just saying Yeah your right sites live Lets go get a drink and celebrate. Im buying Mark? Mark? are you praying? What ever happened Cole Porter and Irving Berlin Valentine's Day genius their love songs Good point, cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin never wrote any love songs Honey you should put your laptop away Looking for some people scanning the same link? ACU Look at this,,somehow Im really hoping its a cat that looks like Hiler I could never get enough of that Here? WHAT? Hey what is wrong Hey Not now Need 20 minutes OK, I just want to let you know that Zuckerberg stole our website Mark Zuckerberg he stole our web site Its been live for more then 36 hours Mr. Hotchkiss lawyer, from dad Im here with my brother Tylor and business partner---- Welcome to the "TheFacebook" "TheFacebook" , is an online directory to connect with different social networks Must have an Harvard .EDU adress to register Thats right , yes sir I called earlier. Im looking for Mark Zuckerberg Yes, sir he actually quoted---- read it to you Everyone is talking alot about Universal FACEBOOK withing HARVARD Meaning what I think its knd of silly that it would take the universty a couple of years to get around to it I can do a classier job then they can and I gave As of yesterday evening"Zuckerberg said that over 650 students registered to use the Facebook.com, He said that he anticipated 900 would join by this morning Yes,he was just reading that 650 students signed up for it on the 1st day God If I was a drug dealer, I could not give free drugs to 650 people in a day This guy doesnt have 3 freinds to rub together to make a fourth Allright yes thts what well do Mr.Hotchkiss well put it all together and well e-mail it to you You wont be able to go on the web site yourself Because you dont have a ... Harvard ... You know it would just be easier for us to email it to you Im sure You're right, he is a good guy and hes very bright and Im sure he didnt mean to... WOW What he did Well thank you very much and dad... Id like to This is a good guy? We dont know that hes not a good guy We know he stole our idea We know lied to our faces ... for a month and a half ... NO..He never lied to our face OK he never saw our faces fine. he lied through our e-mail accounts And he gave himself a 42 day head start Because he knows and apparently you dont Which is that getting there first is everything Im a competitve racer dave I dont think you need to school me on the importance of getting there first THANK-YOU ALL RIGH That was your father's lawyer? He is our counsel He is going to look at all this and if he thinks its appropriate, hes going to send a cease and desist letter Whats that gonna do What you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him? No, I want to hire the SOPRANOS to beat the shit out of him with a hammer - We dont have to do that Thats right We can do that ourselves I m 6.5 220 and theres 2 of us Well whatever Im saying lets calm down until we know what were talking about How much more information are you waiting for We met with Mark 3 times, we exchanged 52 e-mails we can prove that he looked at the code What is that on the bottom of the page Mark Zuckerberg production On the home page? On every page. They wrote Zuckerberg said he hoped the privacy option would help restore his reputation following student out rage over Facemash.com outrage committed after Exactly what we said to him - Hes giving us the finger in the Crimson While we are waiting for dads lawyer to look this stuff over we can get something going in the paper NO People know that this is in dispute Were not starting a knife fight in the Crimson Were not suing Why not Again Why not Hes gonna say stupid Me? Say it, why not? Because we are gentlemen of Harvard This is Harvard, were you dont plant stories, and you dont sue people You thought he was goona be the only one that thought that was stupid? During the time when you say you had this idea Did you know Tylor and Cameron, came for a family of means? A Family of means? Did you know their father was wealthy? I not sure why your asking me that Its not important that you be sure why I am asking Not important to you CY Did you know that they came from money? I had no idea weather they came from money or not In one of your lead ups Mr. Narendra, you refernced Howard Winklevoss consulting firm If you say so Howard Winklevoss founded a firm whose assets are in the hundreds of millions You also knew Tyler and Cameron were members of the Harvard finals club called THE PERCILLE You pointed that out Excuse us for inviting you in To the bike room So its safe to say that you were aware that my clients had money YES Let me tell you why I am asking, Im wondering why if you knew you needed a thousand dollars for an internet venture you didnt ask my clients for they had demnstrated an interest inthat kind of thing. I asked my best friend for the money because thats who I wanted to be partners with Eduardo was the President of the Harvard Investers Association, and he was also my best friend Your best friendis suing you for six hundred million dollars I didnt know that tell me more Eduardo,what happened after the initial launch? Im Sorry CY, would you mind adrssing him as Mr. Savarin? Gretchen their best freinds Not anymore We already went through this never mind ... Mr. Savarin, what happened after the initial launch It exploded Every body on Campus Facebook me has become a common expression And ah Mark? And Mark was the biggest thing on campus? That included 19 Nobel laureates and 15 Pulitzer Prize winners Two future Olympians,and a movie star Who is the movie star? Doesnt matter? Mark Your friend, is Mark Zuckerberg ? Yeah He made the"Facebook"? Yeah Cool. I am a Christy, this is Alice Nice to meet you maybe we can go out get a drink Yeah Certainly, Because, first, she said on the Facebook to find her. The second is that we can all go out for a drink This is so great For 2 reasons They want to have drinks later Have you ever heard so many good things packed into one regular sized sentence Excuse me,Mark? Yeah I am Stewart Singer im in your OS class SURE Awsome job with the Facebook Awsome Thanks I'm Bob How are you doing? You know, I can swear he was looking at you When he said "the next Bill Gates could be right in this room I doubt it I showed up late I didnt even know who the speaker was Bill Gates Shit that makes sense allright thanks guys You want to walk What were their names? You hear what I just said? What I said its time to modify the site What does that mean? It means, its time for the web site generate revenue I know the word, I am asking is how you want to do it - Advertising NO Well we got 4000 members Because Facebook is a cool And if we start selling pop-ups for Mountain Dew Well I wasnt thinking mountain DEW Mountain Dew, but but at some point I am talking as the business end of the company We dont even know what it is yet what it is We dont know what it can be, We dont know what it will be, We know that its cool that is a priceless asset Im not giving up So when will it be finished It wont be finished Thats the point, the way fashion never finishes fashion fashion is never finished Your talking about fashion? Really you I m talking about the idea and Im saying that its never finished OK they manage to make money selling pantsl Mark, What is this? A what This Its called a Cease and Desist letter? What were their names Who the Girls When did you get this? About ten days ago,right after we launched the site. Hey, the girls What were their name? It says the Winklevoss twins are saying that you stole their ideas I find that to be a little more then mildly annoying They find it to be intellectual property theft Why didnt you show this to me? It was adressed to me Their saying we stole the Facebook from David Neandra and the Winklvoss twins I know what it says Did we Did we what Dont screw around with me now Look at me The letter said we could face legal action No, it says I could face legal action This from a lawyer, Mark, they must feel they have some grounds The Lawyer is their fathers house counsel Do they have grounds? The grounds are our thing is cool, and popular, and"Harvard Connection" is lame Euardo I didnt use any of their code I promiise I didnt use anything Look a guy who builds a nice chair doesnt owe money to everyone whos ever built a a chair Look they came to me with an idea...I had a better one. Why dont you show me this letter? I didnt think it was a big deal Is there something wrong If theres ever anything wrong You can tell me Im the guy that wants to help This is our thing Now is there anything you need to tell me? No What are we doing about this? I went to 3L Student Legal Services, and they told me to write them back And what did you say? When we met in January, I expressed my doubts about the site. were it stood with grpahics, how much programming was left that I had not anticipated. lack of hardware , we had website use and promotion and the to go on to successfuly launch the web site. This is your first time to you raised any of those concerns right I raised concerns before BULLSHI that's all gentlemen Im talking about the metting in January to which this letter is refering Yeah Let me rephrase this You sent my client sent 16 emails The first 15, you didnt raise any concerns Is that a question? In the 16th email you raised concerns about site functionality Were you leading them on for six weeks No Then why didnt you raise any of these concerns before ... Its raining Im sorry It just started Raining Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention No Do you think I deserve it? What Do you think I deserve your full attention I had to swear an oath before I began this deposition and I dont want to perjure myself so I have a legal obligation to say no OK no You dont think I deserve your attention I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have a right to but there is no requirement that I enjoy sitting here, listening to people lie. You have part of my attention you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of FACEBOOK Were my colleagues and I are doing thing that no one in this room including and especially your clients are intellectually or creatively capable of doing Does that adequately answer your condascending question? I have 12:45, why dont we say thats lunch Back at Two thirty So, What' were their names Their names were Christie and Alice And they want to have drinks tonight Hey man sorry, a couple of girls are freshening up in there OK We GOT A QUICKIE I'll be right back Where are you going? Erica? Hi I saw you from over there, I did'nt know you came to this pub first time Mine too, can I talk to you alone for a secound? I think Im good right here I just I love to talk to you alone If we could talk outside Right here is fine I dont know if you heard about this new website I launched? No The Facebook? You called me bitch on the Internet, Mark Thats why I wanted to talk to you On the Internet That is why I came over Comparing women to farm animals? I did'nt end up doing that Did'nt stop you from writing it. Its as if every thought that tumbles through your head is so clever It would be a crime for it not to be shared The internets not written in pencil Mark Its written in ink And you published "Erika Albright" is a bitch Right before you made an ignorant crack about my families name And Bra size,then rated women based on their flattness Erica is there a problem No theres no problem You right your snyde bullshit in a dark room because thats what you need now a days It was nice to see you Dont torture me for it If we could just go somewhere for a minute I do not want to be rude to my friends OK Good luck with your video games Yeah that was great, that was the right thing to do you apologised right We have to expand Tommorow Is he mad about something OK we are expanding to to Yale and Columbia Dustin, I want you to share the coding work with me Chris, you are in charge of publicity and outreach and you can start by getting us a story in the BSU newspaper The Bridge They hate doing stories about Harvard Somebody at the newspaper will be a computer science major tell him Mark Zuckerberg will do ten hours of free programming Why do you want a story in the BU newspaper? Because I do Now heres the arrangement Eduardo is CFO, owns 30% of the company Dustin is a vice president and head of programming ,and his 5% of the company will come from my end Chris is director of publicity, and his compenstaion will depend on the amount of work he ends up doing Any Questions? Who are these girls? Sorry, they are Christie and Alice HI HI HELLO HI Is there anything we can do No Nothing Yale and Columbia - And Stanford What? Stanford It is time for them to see us from PAOLO ALTO you dont want any lunch? No Your welcome to some salad, No, thank you This must be hard Who are you I'm Marilyn Delpei,I introduced myself I mean what do you do? I am a secoud year associate at the firm My boss wanted me to sit in on the deposition case What are you doing? Checking to see how its going in Bosnia Bosnia Ther are enough Road but they are on Facebook? You must really hate the Winklevoss's? I dont hate anybody The Winklevai are suing me for intellectual property theft Their suing me because for the first time in their lives Things did'nt work ou the way they were supposed to for them He is expanding What? Yale, Columbia and Stanford, its gonna be in the Cromson tommorow Really Yeah Well it looked like the cease and desist order really scared the shit out of him huh - I want to hire a lawyer to file for injuctif realeasing it, the site taken down now. Every minute the site is up HARVARD CONNECTION becomes less valuable I want an injuction I want damages I want punitive release I want him dead Yeah I want those thigns to Then why are'nt we doing anything about it Because we are a gentleman at Harvard? Because your not thinking about how its gonna look hows it gonna look Like my brother and I are in skeleton costumes chasing the karate kid around a high school gym Cam He has violated Maasachusets state law He goes to Connecticut, New York and to California he will have violated federal law By the way hes in violation of Harvard law Theres no such thing as HARVARD law YEAH HThere is Harvard student hand book Every freshman is issued one of these Some where in this book it says you cant steal from another student This is what we need You cant get a meeting with Larry Summers My brother and I we pay tuition at this school We carry a 3.9 GPA We won trophys for this school and well be rowing in the Olympics for this school I want a meeting with the godamn president of this school Why STANFORD Why do you think Im late for BIO-CHEM OK You dont know my name do you Is it Stanford I should just kick your ass How do you go to a party Amelia Ritter but you prefer Amy Your from Olinda Your fathers in commercial real estate and your mothers never sober Whats my major Trombone really I dont know theres something about a trombone French Your majors French I dint have oneMine I dont have one Not picking a major? I dont go to school Your kidding NO Where did you go to school? William Taft Elementary For a little while Seriously Your not like 15 years old or anything are you? Your not like 15 are you? no So what do you do? I am an entrepreneur Your unemployed I would'nt say that What would you say That Im an entrepreneur Well then what was your entrepreneur Well I founded an Interent company that lets folks download and share music for free Kind of like Napster? Exactly like Napster? What do you mean? I founded Napster Sean Parker founded Napster Nice to meet you Your Sean Parker? UH HUH you see the shoes on the other. foot table I just slept with Sean Parker? You just slept on Sean Parker? Your a billionaire not technically What are you broke Thers not a lot of money in free music and even less if your being sued by anyone whos won a grammy This is blowing my mind I appreciate that I gotta hop in the shower and get ready for class Even though your a french major whos name is amy Im a hard worker Theres juice theres anything else you can find, help yourself Mind if I check my e-mail Yeah go ahead AMY AMY Can you come out here Just a secound There a snake in here, Amy What? Where OK there is no snake but I need to ask you something Are you kidding me I could have been killed How By Running too fast And getting twisted in the curtain What do you need to ask me? I went to check my e-mail and theres a website open on your computer Yeah after you passed out last night I went on the Facebook for abit Whats that? The Facebook? STANFORD'S had it for like 2 weeks now Its really awsome, freakishly addictive seriously Im on the thing like 5 times a day Mind if I send myself an e-mail Yeah is everything okay Everythings great I just need to find you Mark Zuckerberg Ever been in this building before This buildings a hundred years older then the country its in. So do be careful Were sitting in chairs YES Very good You can go in now Catherine, Ive got students now, students undergrads dont know,from the looks of it they want to sell me a Brooks Brothers suit Good morning Good morning, sir I'm Cameron Winklevoss, this is my brother Tyle Are you here because? I'm sorry sir, I thought you were reading the letter read the letter well we came up with an idea for a website called "Harvard Connection" we've since changed the name to CONNECTU and Mark Zuckerberg stole that idea and I understand and Im asking what you want me to do about it? Well sir In the HARVARD student handbook which is distributed to each freshman Under the heading standars of conduct in the HARVARD comunity it says the college expects all the students to be honest and forthcoming in their dealings with members in the community stundents are required to respect public and private ownership and instances of theft, missappropriation - Anne? Yes sir? punch me in the face, go ahead or or unauthorised use will result in disciplinary action including required withdrawl from the college you memorised that instead of doing what what my brother came and I came here to ask you respectfully Sir its against university rules to steal from other students plain and simple have you spoken to your housemaster yes sir and the housemaster made a recommendation to the AD BOARD but the ADBOARD wont hear us have you tried dealing with the other student directly Mr Zuckerburg hasnt been responding to any of our e-mails and phone calls for the last 2 weeks he doesnt answer when we knock on his door at KIRKLAND and the closest Ive come to dealing with him face to face when I saw him on the quad and chased him through HARVARD SQUARE chased him I I I saw him and I know he saw me, I went after him and he disapeaared I dont see this as a universty issue Of course its a a universty issue theres a code of ethics and an honor code and he violated them both you entered into a code of ethics with the university im sorry president summersnot with each other im sorry president summers what you just said makes no sense to me at all Im devestated by that What my brother means is Mark Zuckerburg walked into our dorm room and stole our computer that would be a universty issue I dont know this office doent handle petty larceny this isnt petty larceny this idea is potentialy worth millions of dollars millions yes you might just be letting your imaginations run away with you sir I honestly dont think your in any position to make that call I was the US Treasury secretary Im in some position to make that call "Letting our imagnations run away with us " Is exactly what we were told to do in your Freshaman address? well then I would suggest that you let your imaginations run away with you on a new project you would everyone at HARVARD is inventing something HARVARD undergarduates believe that inventing a job is better then finding a job is better then finding a job So I suggest again that the 2 of you come up with a new new project I'm sorry, sir. But thats not the poin Please come right at the point you dont have to be a intellectual property expert to understand the difference between right and wrong your saying that I dont of course I am not saying that sir Im saying that really sir Ann how did I get this appointment Colleagues of their father Let me tell you something, Mr. Winkle Voss ,Mr WinkleVoss since your on the subject of right and wrong This action, this meeting The 2 of you being here, is wrong Its not worthy of Harvard, Its not what Harvard saw in you You dont get special treatment We never asked ... Wai ...Wai..start another project Like were amking a diorama for a science fair If you have a problem with that Mr WinkleVoss We never asked for special treatment The courts allways at your disposal Is there anything else I can do for you TY Thank you very much for your time OOPPPS I broka a 335 year old door knob Eduardo, spring break you and Mr Zuckerburg took a trip to Newe York Yes What was the purpose of the trip Well as CFO I set up some meetings with potential advertisers who paid for the trip It was paid for out of the thousand dollar account I set up a few months earlier at this point your thousand dollars was the only money that had been put into the company YES How did you feel the meetings went went terribly why Mark was asleep I was not asleep can I repharse my answer I wish he was asleep so were at 29 schools now with over 75000 members People who go on the Facebook tend stay on longer then almost any other web site now heres the most impressive statistc Excuse me one secound What sound are you making, is that like a tick Was'nt a tick Was Like throttle sound Almost a gag reflex What is this ... ... There was 1 more meeting scheduled for the New York YES It was a dinner It was setup through my girlfreind at the time Would you say that Mark was excited about this meeting YES VERY Their not gonna card us here right Look around Dont be embarrsed Tell him their not gonna card us their not gonna card us Mark Are you gonna talk about adds again Unless your the BALLET THEATRE of HARTFORD, the purpose of business is to make a profit It is'nt a business yet Thats tough. Its not tough for me , Its my job Never mind He started Napster, when he was 19 He can be late He is not a God What is he? Hes 25 minutes late I think your just jealous I honestly was'nt jealous I was nervous why I did'nt know him at all But I had done a search and asked around and he He struck me as a kind of an.... WILDCARD WHA He crashed out of 2 pretty big Internet companies in spectacular fashion and hes got a reputation with drugs He also founded the companies We dont need him Hes here - Im Sean Parker How do you do You must be Eduardo and Christy, and Mark Nice to meet you You guys dont have anything in front of you no TORI HeY, baby boy Could you bring out somethngs, The laquered pork with that ginger confit Tuna tartar , and the lobster claws, that'll get us started Christie what do you like to drink An Appletini great From that point on it was a Shauathon The question was what did you talk about He took through his episode with NAPSTER I did'nt want to spend my 20's as a professinal defender Who knew that in the begining of 2003-- They tried to sell the company to pay the 35 million they said we owed in royalties but I guess to them that was a little like Selling a stolen car to pay for the stolen gas So we said screw it and declared bankruptcy You made a name for yourself And you are dry TORY and then he went on to his secound business venture which was an online rolodex that he got thrown out of by his equity and I wanted to do it nicely, I put on a tie and shined my shoes, but nobody wanted to take orders from a kid So let me tell you what happened to a 20 year old the top of the DOT-COM Im not a psychiatrist We got that on the record Your not a psychiatrist, but what a psychiatrist, would say that he was paranoid They hired private detective who followed me day and night There were targets for high priced escorts I cant prove it but I know they tapped my phone So I figured Im gonna trip you up whos done all this Private behaviour is a relic of times gone by and somehow,someway you've managed to live your life like the DALI LAMA but but make shit up because they dont want you they want your idea and they want you to say thank you while excuse me wipe your chin and walk away what happened to you and delusional YES WHA There'll be payback in case I bought down the record companies with NAPSTER and retribution for PLEXOR to You did'nt bring down the record companies Name 1 In court YEAH You want to buy TOWER RECORD Eduardo He told story after story about life in SILICON VALLEY, parties at STANFORD down in LA freinds who become Millionaires-- but mostly how Mark had to he had to come to California... and then he cut around to FACEBOOK So tell me about your progress well were in 29 schools now we got over 75000 members tell me about the strategy your using OK For intance we wanted BAYLOR in Texas but BAYLOR already had a social network on campus so instead of going right after them we made a list of every school within a hundred miles Put the FACEBOOK on those capuses first Pretty soon all the BAYLOR kids were seeing their freinds on our site and we were in Its called the little bighorn, its smart Mark Thanks that was mine Hey you know what settle an arguement for us I say its time to start making money through the FACEBOOK but Mark does'nt want to advertise whos right well neither of you yet The FACEBOOK is cool thats what its got going for it you dont want to ruin it with adds, because adds are'nt cool Exactly Its like your throwing the greatest party on campus and someone saying its gotta be over by 11 you dont even know what the thing is yet How big it can get, How far it can go This is no time to put your chips down A million dollars isnt cool, you know whats cool YOU A Billion dollars It shut everybody up and thats were your headed a billion dollar evaluation unless you take bad advice in which case you might as well have come up with a cahin of very succesful Yogurt shops when you go fishing you can catch alot of fish or you can catch a big fish You ever walk into a den and see a picture of him standing next to 14 trout No hes holding a 3000 pound marlin YEP Thats a good analogy OK we all know that Marlins dont really wegh 300 pounds right Have you seen the big ones up close No I have'nt But looking at the guy holding a Marlin the size of a RangeRover that would be a really big fish and a very strong guy I think you might be getting away from the point I dont have a dog in this fight, I just came to say HI He owned Mark after that dinner He picked up the check and he told Mark that they would talk together soon and he was gone,but not before he made his biggest contribution to the company Drop the "THE"just FACEBOOK Thats gotta be some kind of landspeed record for talking You want to end the party at 11 Im trying to pay for the party there wont be a party unless its cool Yeah sure lets drop the"THE" I meant catching the Marlin instead of 14 trout does'nt that sound good If your a trout Im going to enter this into the record, incorporation papers for FACEBOOK and their also registered in Florida why Florida Well thats were my familiy lives and ask the respondents to stipulate that the articles of incorporation state the ownership as follows I'll stipulate and that was April13th 2004 You can Mark it Do you have anything here Yes thank-you Mr.Saverin have you ever done anything that might be considered as legitimate grounds for termination NO You've never did anything to embarass the company or even seriously jeapordise it NO NO NO You were accused of Animal cruelty You were'nt This is not happenning Well I have here an article from the Crimson JESUS CHRIS I cant have this Eduardo Oh come on man, this is bullshit it another club playing a prank I'd gotten into the PHOENIX as as part of my initiation I had to for 1 week carry with me at all times, and take care of a chicken They identified you as 1 of the founders of FACEBOOK Jr Eduardo Severin Im not the expert but I think torturing animals was bad for business I did not torture the chicken,I dont torture chickens are you crazy no now settle down please I have here an article from the CRIMSON This is scathing I was having dinner at the KIRKLAND dining hall, with Mark and I had the chicken with me, cause I had to have the chicken with me at all times This is College Somebody is going to have to answer for this The dining hall was serving chicken for dinner, so I had to feed my chicken, so wha..I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken Someone must have seen cause the next thing I knew, I was accused of forced cannabilism I did'nt know you could'nt do that I dealt with various animal rights groups I dealt with the associate dean at the college this was all resolved Someone from the Fly or the Porc must have reported it, for all I know it was the WinkleVoss's allright lets just forget about it This is absurd Im being accused of animal cruelty next i'll be accused of necrophelia It is better to be accused of necrophelia Im gonna have to explain this to my father ,Im goonna have to explain this to everybody what is happenning on that I have my final coming up for "Post War and Contemporary Art" and I havent been to class Im supposed to write about those 4 paintings Thats a FACEBOOK PAGE YEAH I put it under an ALIAS I posted the paintings and asked people to comment. Every once in awhile I hop and stir the pot to get a good debate going, Was Mr Zuckberg cheating on his final exam I.d rather not answer that question and why not cause Im not suing him for cheating on his final exam Thats not what freinds do well you just told us he was cheating OOPPS You told your lawyer I was torturing animals No he did'nt tell us about it at all our litigators are capable of finding a CRIMSON article In fact when we raised the subject he defended you SO OH yeah that remind me.... were gonna need more money I aggree more servers..apps Im interviewing 2 interns to come to PAULO ALTO and we are going to have to pay them something sorry what I already found a house for rent on a street 2 blocks from the STANFORD campus its perfect and its gotta pool When did you decide to go to Califrnia for the summer You mean when did I actually decide Somewhere in the middle of the Sean Parker variety hout He was right California is the place we gotta be What your Jed Clampett What you got the Beverly Hill Billbillies in BRAZIL What is your problem with Sean He doesnt bring anything to the table doesnt have money, Dustns a better programmer Hes got connections got connections to VC If we need advertisers I have connections to VC The real players and as someone whos just really embarrased the company in a bad way It was the WnkleVoss's Mark Hang-on hit refresh Eduardo Congratulations You dont think it was strange that he was followed by private detectives Who came up with nothing enough to get him out of the company the drugs the girls We dont know if any of thats true Read about it and I can read about you torturing birds, since when does reading about something... dont eat other fish, the Marlins and the Trout Whats he talking about Im intervieing interns at 10 tommorow night in the CS lab Get onboard with this man you know I dont really know what else to say Whats going on They have 10 minutes to get root access to a python webserver, expose its SSL encryption then intercept all traffic over its secure port Their hacking All behind a PIX Firewall Emulator, butn heres the beauty You know I did'nt understand anything you just said right I do know that So whats the beauty every 10th line of code written they have to take a shot, and hacking supposed to be stealth, so anytime the server detects an intrusion, the candidate responsible has to take a shot. I also have a program running that has a pop-up window appear simultaneously on all 5 computers. The last candidate to hit the window has to take a shot. Plus every 3 minutes they all have to take a shot can I ask what part of the interns job will they need to be able to do drunk Your right a more relavant test would be seeing if they can keep a chicken alive for a week That was mean HERE WHAT IS THIS I opened a new acount and put 1800 dollars in it will that get you through the summer Welcome to FACEBOOK Yes In addition to the 1000 dollars you already put up Yes A total of 19,000 dollars then YES just checking your math on that YES I got the same thing May I continue After expressing missgivings about Mr Zuckerburg taking the company and moving it to California for the summer why did you put 18000 dollars in the account for his use I figured we were partners I wanted to be a team player I figured Mark, Dustin and the new interns could work on the site while I was generating advertiser interest in New York But mostly I figured how much could possibly go wrong in 3 months OK ready sounds like an eight That was like a 2 Hes better then that Im OK YOU SURE Thats the doorbell I did'nt know we had a doorbell Andrew get the door No hes wired in Thats gonna cut into the security deposit MARK You live here YEAH We live right across the street, we saw the chimney come... YEAH Was anbody hurt you look We live across the street IM SHARON This is my...Sharon she lives right across the street I was helping her move out, we saw the chimney Yeah we had a little accident by the pool You came to California You made the right choice Im so sorry No problem I didnt know you were gonna No wait This house and this team are great exactly what it should be Im Sean Parker OH Hes wired in Thats what Im talkin about Wheres Eduardo He got a Internship in New York Eduardo did'nt come out I was crashing there for a little bit while I am taking care of somethings. But shes done for the summer so shes back at her parents palce and Im homeless You can crash at our place at PAULO ALTO Allright Whats your plan for the summer Im sorry I was looking at the architecture I asked what your plans were honour school till the end of the summer your date looks so familiar to me she looks familiar to alot of people what do you mean wants to buy his wife some lingerie but hes to embarased to shop for it in a department store comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesnt make you feel like a pervert. He gets a 40.000 dolar bank loan borrows another 40.00 thosand from his inlaws Opens a store and calls it VICTORIA SECRE Makes half million dollars the first year So the guy opens 3 more stores and after 5 years he sells the compant to leslie wester unlimited for 4 million dollars Happy ending right Was that a parable I date Victoria Secret models thats why shen looks familiar to you Dont be impressed wth all this I read your Blog You know why I started NAPSTER The girl loved in High School was with the co-captain of the varsity lacross team and I wanted to take her from him So I decided to come up with the next big thing I didnt know that NAPSTER wasnt a failure I changed the music industry for better and for allways It may not have been good business and it pissed alot of people off and isnt that what your FACEMASH was about Their sacred of me pal and their gonna be sacred of you and their gonna say good idea kid grown-ups are gonna take it from here but not this time this is our time This time you goona hand over a business card that says Im CEO Bitch Thats what I want from you So were the hell is Eduardo hes in New York sucking up to Ad Execs hes got a Internship The companies here, a billion dollar companies here Do you ever read FACEBOOK I know you do Eduardo maybe a business manager and for all I know he'll be a good one but He shoud'nt be in New York kissing Madison Avenues ass This is a once in a generation holy shit idea and the water under the Golden Gate is freezing cold look at my face and tell me I dont know what Im talking about you ever think about that girl what girl the the girl from high school..the lacross thing no All you got is till the end of the summer tell you what you get into honour school I'll put you on 2 continents You dont have a place to crash Ithink you shouls definitely come live with us lets line up some shots excuse me can you take this away and bring back the 1922 absoloutely Mr.Parker TYLER Oh and this is my brother Cameron His Royal highness Prince Albert, Your highness this is Taylor and Cameron WinkleVoss of course brilliant race Ive never seen a race that close my grandfather Jack Kelly was one of the premiere rowers Ive been coming to HENLEY for 30 years and Ive never seen a race that close have you have you seen a race that close mile and a half races are more commonly won by a boat length or two yes thats absloutely right brutally close may I introduce my team... Im sorry you haver to excuse us we flew all the way out here to do that would'nt of missed it brother hows the royalty Ah he just wanted to tell me a couple of times how close the race was brutally, brutally excruciating Cam the guys the prince of a country the size of NANTUCKET,relax Mr.WinkleVoss That was a tough beat Im sorry dad you and Mom had to fly all this way to see this No son dont apologise to me for loosing a race like that I'd never apologise to anyone for loosing a race like that Mister Kenright Dad this Mister Kenright part of our host family this week Pleasuer to meet you, Pleasure to meet you I had a chat with my daughter she told me that she and her freinds allready talking about the race which they've just seen via their computers. A new website called FACEBOOK, do you have this in America Im gonna find your mother did I do something wrong your daughter does'nt go to school in the states No.No cambridge majoring in french literature, though I was'nt aware there was such a thing they have FACEBOOK at CAMBRIDGE And apparently OXFORD and the london school of economics for the present good race boys live to fight another day somebody watch my stuff going online are we I want to see it What are you doing Knock it off I dont mind that we lost to the Dutch by less then a secound that was a good race and that was a fair race, that was good race what I mind and you should mind showing up on Monday for a race that was run on Sunday We tried talking to him ourselves, we tried writing a letter, we'd tried the add board, and we tried talking to the president of the uniiversity Now I am asking you for the last time Lets take the considerable resources at our disposal and sew him in Federal court Come on I need a real drink screw it Lets gut the friggin nerd but check it out, I saw him today Manningham, Mitchel Manningham Are you guys the WALLHACKS or Aimbots We dont know were just shooting at each other Use the kamikaze like we know what that is I saw him getting into his Turbo Carrera and he saw me to I know he did Dont frank I want to go on-line Does anybody here that banging You dont hear anything your writing code hey somebody's at the door Im gonnna call you back Whats up Whats up Mark was supposed tto pick me up at the airport an hour ago, Ive been calling his cell He was on a 36 hour coding tear so he took a nap for a few hours what happened here Not happened, happening Next big thing Eduardo Hey man Back to work Sorry about it, its the more wasted I get I meant the more.... we understand how old are they sean Its not polite to ask sean how old are they you think you know me right i've read enough you know how much i've read about you Eduardo i waited an hour for you from the airport what time is it midnight, it was 3am in New York where I just came from you got to see some of the new stuff we got Dustin show him the wall, I'm just calling it the wall forget about the wall, tell him about the meeting I got setup You know Peter Thiel NOPE No reason you should he runs funded a 2 billion dollar hedge fund called CLARIUM CAPITAL. Whys he setting up meetings for you Thiel may want to make an angel investment I dont care if hes an actual angel, why is he setting up business meetings You've had a long flight No I had a long wait at Tarmac at JFK, then a long wait at the passenger loading and unloading zone at SFO, and in between there was a log flight Im the business end of this company and he is a house guest living here rent fre with a very generous grant from the Eduardo Severin Foundation I heard about your big ticket add buys "Jerry's Tuxedos" hey man HARVARD BARTENDING course, Your just one small step away from bagging snookies Cookies, yeah I can feel it can I talk to you alone for a minute sure UH Bong hit Im so high Hows it going, Hows the internship, Hows Christy Hows the internship Mark jesus I quit the internship we talked abou this on the phone, were you even...I quit on my first day I do rememebr you saying that YEAH Christy's crazy That can be fun NO Psychotic, shes insanely jealous, shes irrational and Im frightened of her still its nice you have a girlfreind I do not want that guy representing himself as part of this company You got move out here WARDO this is where it all happening did you here what I just said the connections the energy MARK, MARK Im afraid if you dont come out here your going to be left behind I want I want I mean you what did you just say Its growing faster then any of us imagined it be Its moving fast and Sean thinks that we should... Sean's not part of this company We have over 300 thousand memebers were in 160 schools Im aware including 5 in Europe Im aware of that MARK MARK IM THE CFO We need more programmers and we need more money and he setup the THIEL meeting Hes setup meetings all over town setup other meetings YES Wthout me knowing anuthing about it Your in New York Im in in New York riding subways 14 hours a day try explaining that to me Yeah and hows it going so far what did you mean get left behind I'd like to freeze this bank account and cancel all existing checks and lines of credit May I see some ID please YEAH SURE Sean he'll be right wth you You know this where they filmed TOWERING INFERNO Hey guys come on back Did she offer you some water Oh yeah were cool you must be Mark We took a look at everything and congratulations were gonna start you off with a 500 thousand dollar invest ment Maurice is going to talk to you about some corporate restructurng Well file as a corporation in DELEWARE We've come up with a sound structure that will allow us to invest Now let me ask you something Whos Eduardo Severin When did you get back You scared me, I need you to knock When did you get back I got back this afternoon and when were you gonna call me JESUS it was kind of a bad trip and I was tired or answer 1 of my 47 texts, did you know I sent 47 texts I did and I thought that was incredibly normal behaviour are you mocking me I bought you a present Why does your status say single on your FACEBOOK page Why does your relationship status say single on your FACEBOOK page I was single when I set up the page and you never bothered to change it what I dont know do I look stupid to you no calm down Your asking me to believe that the CFO of FACEBOOK does'nt know how to change his relationship status on FACEBOOK a little embarassing You should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that GO TO HELL TAKE IT EASY You did'nt change ot so you could SCREW those little SILICON VALLET SLUTS thats not even remotely true and I can promise you that the SILICON VALLEY SLUTS dont care about anybodys relationship status on FACEBOOK please open your present YOUR PHONE DOES WORK its Mark UH open you present Its a scarf have you ever seenme wear a scarf This'll be your first YEAH You froze our accounts I did You froze the accounts I had to get you attention Mark Do you realise that you jeapordised the entire company do you realise that your actions could have permanetly destroyed everything I've been working on WE'VE HAVE BEEN WORKING ON Without money the site cant function OK let me tell you the difference between FACEBOOK and everone else We dont crash ever If the servers are down for even a day our reputation is irreversibly destroyed LOOK Even a few people leaving would reverberate, through the whole user database The users are interconnected thats the whole point College kids are line cause their freinds are online and if one domino goes the other domino goes dont you get that I am not going back to the Carribean night of 85 HOLY SHI WHATS WRONG WITH YOU did you like being nobody, Did you like being a joke, You want to go back to that Hang on That was the act of a child not a businessman certainly not the act of a freind You know how embarssed I was to cash a check today I am not going back to that life Yeah Maybe you were frustrated maybe you were angry I was I am wiiling to let bygones be bygones cause Eduardo I've got some good news Im sorry I was angry and maybe it was childish But i had to get your attention I said I've got some good news What is it Peter Thiel has made an ANGEL INVESTMENT OF HALF A MILLION DOLLARS HALF A MILLION DOLLARS and hes setting us up in an office They want to re-incorporate the company They want to meet you they need your signature on some documents, you got get your ass on the first flight back to San Francisco, I need my CFO Im on my way Eduardo YEAH WE DID I Eduardo Your going back there already and also Im breaking up with you the third is an exchange agreement allowing you to exchange old shares for new shares and finally the voter holing aggreement how many shares of stock will own that represents 34.4% ownership share why the increase from the original 30% because you may dilute to award shares to new investors I love working with business majors dont you You should know that Mark has already taken his 60 down to 51 Well Mark does'nt care about the money and he needs to be protected Dustin Markowitz down to 6.81% Sean Parker 6.47% I can live with that and Peter Thiel 7% like to use my pen Eduardo Eduardo can you please repeat the question no it was an outrageously leading question the first time and now you want hear it twice yes will you read it back please go ahead COUNSEL and were you aware that when you were signing these documents that you were signing your own death certificate it was insanely stupid of me not to have lawyers look at all this stuff In all honesty I thought they were my Lawyers I was your only freind you had one freind my father wont even look at me OK Eduardo did Mr Zuckerburg say anything to you after you had signed the papers there was alot of hand shaking alot of congratualtions He already told me that he would'nt be coming back to school for at least a semester we were saying good bye for awhile before I left he said you gotta come back some time around the end of November, early December Peter wants to throw as an amazing partywhen we hit a million members, its gonna be out of control you gotts come back for it million members remember the algorythm on the window at KIRKLAND yeah i'll there sure about this your 20 minutes late Yur gonna walk in there say you overslept and you did'nt have time to get dressed Their gonna pitch you case equities theirn gonna pitch you, Their gonna beg you take their money Your gonna nod your gonna nod and then your gonna say which one of you is David Roth no not Roth Manningham. which one of is Mitchel Manningham and he'll say I am and you say Sean Parker says FUCK YOU In late November I got the e-mail from Mark telling me to come out to the late million member party party what else did the e-mail say it said that we had to have a business meeting that Mark and Sean had played some kind of revenge stunt on CASE EQUITY and Manningham was so impressed that he was now making an investment offer that was hard to pin down so i went to California and I went straight to the new offices i did'nt know weather to dress for the party or the business meeting so i kinda dressed for both but it did'nt matter why not because i was'nt called out there for either one what were you called out there for an ambush Mr Severin please at first i thought he was joking giving more contrcts to sign but then I started reading well as you know we had some new investors that... what is this MARK MARK hes wired in hes wired in how about now are you still wired in you issued 24 million new shares of stock you were told that if new Investors came along how much were your shares diluted, how much were his what were Mr.Zuckerbergs shares dilutes down to it wasnt what were Mr Moscovtz's shares shares dilutes down to it wasnt what were Sean Parkers shares shares dilutes down to it wasnt what were Peters Thiels shares shares dilutes down to it wasnt and what were your ownership shares diluted down to .03 percent you signed the papers you set me up your gonna blame cause you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company its gonna be like im not a part of FACEBOOK wont be like your not a part of FACEBOOK, your not a prt of FACEBOOK my names on the MASTHEAD you may want to check again cause I froze the account you think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suit and pretending you were running this company sorry my PRADAS at the cleaners along with my hoodie and fuck-you flip flops you pretensious douche bag securty's here you'll be leaving now im not signing those papers well get your signature tell me this is'nt about me getting into the PHOENIX i knew you did it,you planted that story about the chicken i did'nt plant that story about the chicken whats he talking about you had me accused of animal cruelty seriously what the hells the chicken what you hated most was that they identified me as a co-founder of FACEBOOK which i am you better lawyer up ASSHOLE cause im not coming back for 30%, im coming back for everything hang on i almost forgot heres your 19 thousand dollars i would'nt cash it though I drew it on the account you froze i like sitting next to you Sean it makes me look so tough thats it thats our show for tonight people i want to see everybody here geared up for a party were going to walk into that club like its MACYs Thanksgiving days parade, Mackie put it up on the screen,we've gotta almost be there you allright you were kinda rough with him thats life in the NFL you know you did'nt have to be that rough on him im putting together a party SEAN you did'nt have to be that rough on him he almost killed it i'll send flowers speaking of flowers i'm putting together a party after CAPPA PHI BETA Ashleys over there Ashley i know who she is are you guys Ashley and me no i wont go to the party why excuse me Mark we were just talking about you your doing a really good job thanks i appreciate that these came in for you put it on my desk whats the package nothing MACKIE YES SIR REFRESH you gotta hugger i know transformative , picture sharing application, a place where you view pictures that coincide with your social life it is the true, the elevation of life you go throught the party with a digital camera and your freinds re-live the party on-line and tagging the idea would it be easier without the bra i spend hours watching people on while they check their freinds status update they can see when their freinds change their profile change their photos and mostly we lived on farms. and now we live in cities and now were going to live on the interent i think i hear my mother its the cops good to see you officer what can i do for you whats going on was the music to loud we wre having a converstion miss i need you to button your blouse i can tell them to turn the music down not mine OK were going to need identification keep your hands were we can see them you got anything else in your pockets i should know about...NO NO SIR DONT BE STUPID NOW...i dont i dont whats this an inhaler pump and this...its an inhaler how old are you im 21 lying makes it worse im sorry i should'nt have lied listen something has happened its allright were gonna be alright i've posted bond i was'nt doing anything, i mean i got allergies intern it was just a party this is gonna be news Sean, its gonna be online i know you know with an underage intern its cool i have it under control its cool i have it under contro i will get it under control i will call them and see what our next move is you dont think Eduardo was involved do you you think......NO or Mannie one of them..somebody somebody sent the coke cause it got in there you believe me im sorry go home Sean Mark were done for the day yeah i was just--- what happened to Sean he still owns 7% of the company he still all you hd all day was that salad you want get something to eat I cant im not a bad guy i know that in emotinal testimony i assume 85% of it is exageration and the other 15 perjury creations the work mostly of the devil what happens now CY and the others are having a steak on university avenue then they'll come back to the office and work on a settlement deal without you their gonna settle...OH YEAH AND YOUR GONNA HAVE TO PAY A LITTLE EXTRA why so these guys sign a non-disclosure aggrement, they say 1 unflatering thing and your going to jail i invented FACEBOOK im talking about a jury i speialise in voire-dire jury selection what a jury sees when they look at a defendant clothes, hair speaking style likability ive licenced to pratice law for all of 20 months and i could get a jury to believe you planted the story about Euardo and the chicken watch what else why were'nt you at Seans sororty party that night you think im the one who called the police on him it does'nt matter i asked the question and now everybody is thinking about it you've lost your jury in the first 10 minutes i was drunk and angry and stupid and bloging and bloging pay them in the scheme of things just pay your ticket thats a status update you think anybody would mind if i stayed and used the computer for a minute i dont think that would be a problem i appreciate your help today your not an asshole MARK YOUR JUST TRYING SO HARD TO BE |
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