"Joy of Summer"
Feel it,
warm as piss.
Piss warm, huh...
We could
go for a swim.
But there aren't
any adults here.
We already
can swim.
What about swim suits?
We can swim without.
But towels?
We'll dry in the
sun, won't we?
what if
someone sees us?
Okay then...
- Where's the ox?
- He's far away!
Jump in!
You can't,
what if... what if...
What if the big
eel grabs you!
The biggest one can
eat a whole pony.
Does yours get
small in water, too?
No. It's probably the big
eel that took yours.
It's actually good
that it's small.
Huh?
Well, 'cause...
What happens when you kiss?
I already know.
Do you know how to kiss?
Mmmm...
You've probably tried it
out on your mother.
No, I haven't!
- Tell me...?
- What?
How do you
actually kiss?
Like this!
There's no taste.
No taste? You have to close
your eyes, and think of someone.
- Who do you think about?
- Kari.
Then I'll
think of Aase.
My dear, old,
trusty Volkswagen...
Now you have to start!
My dear,
trusty Volkswagen...
Drive safely, dad!
I have to piss.
Let's have a
pissing competition!
Me first!
Okay...
Ready...
Steady...
Go!
Now I'll show you.
One...
Two...
Two-and-a-half...
Go!
What was it
you should show me?
But I didn't
really have to go.
Okay, we can have
a rematch, now!
Aase and Kari!
Oystein and Trond with
pants off...
How naughty!
We can see that you're alone.
They probably won't tell.
But they've seen us.
We were skinny dipping
together last year.
But that was last year.
Is it too hot for a bathing suit?
- What do we do now?
- walk backwards.
That's no better, you moron.
- Should we?
- Yeah!
Come and get them!
No, I wanna se what happens.
What's for dinner?
Fish...!
- Have you been swimming?
- Me? No!
- But you have wet hair.
- Wet hair?
Well, before, Trond
and I were out and...
Like...
Well, you should have
seen that large eel,
it could have
eaten a pony!
Yes, and then what?
Then... it got so hot that...
I dipped my hair in the creek.
You know you mustn't
swim in the lake.
Of course I know that.
It's probably very cold, too.
But...
are you Oystein's father?
Oystein? Yes, I am.
I see, I'm Ida Lo...
Oystein's teacher.
I'm...Pe...lle...
I need a bookshelf.
I have some
measurements here.
Can't anyone help you?
Well, maybe I can...
...make it,
I mean...
Come back if there's
anything more you need.
Thank you very much!
can I...
call you some day.
A phone number?
I'm sure we'll meet
in town some day.
Bye...
Hi, boys!
I'm home!
No!
What in the...?
drink spilt
all over the floor.
- Puddles!
- Spill puddle!
Summer holidays
start soon, and then...
- What will we have for dinner?
- Beefsteak and fried onions.
Every day?
Maybe...
Dad?
Let's get them!
Should we?
Will you get us?
Yes.
- Just try!
- You don't dare!
- We can get them some other time.
- Don't get yellow now.
- Aase is strong...
- Don't you remember what they did?
Should we have a peeing
competition, or what?
But you're handicapped.
Not when it comes
to distance, so there.
- Have you tried it?
- Yep, at the beach in Ase.
I won.
- Should we?
- "No!" Not me!
Truce, or...?
- Truce.
- Truce.
Help!
Did you hurt yourself?
Let's swim naked!
No!
Yes!
Everybody.
- No, Jesus would mind.
- Huh, that's just your father talking.
Apples and pears,
hanging from trees,
when they are ripe,
they fall to the ground.
We stand below,
we stand below,
We all stand there,
and pick them all up.
You won't tell anyone?
...that we swam
without clothes.
No...
We've been
naked before.
Yes, before!
When we were little.
But nothing's
different now?
Yes! It's bad to be naked when
we are as big as we are now.
Pah! It's true,
and you're always bad.
- Pimples everywhere.
- And lots of hair on the butt.
But soon, we'll
become very different.
Ah! I don't want
to be that big.
Me niether!
Let's race back!
Idiot!
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
bedtime, boys.
Go brush your teeth.
Go brush your teeth, now!
- Just one more?
- But only one.
Oystein?
Your teacher...
Is she any good?
Yes, she's okay.
And, her husband...
What does he do?
Her husband?
No idea.
Maybe he's...
A pilot...?
A pilot?
What makes you think that?
Pilots always have
such beautiful women.
Two even, two even!
Good night, Oystein.
...tell you the ship goes,
in this year,
Backs against,
two embrace...
- Hi!
- Hi, where's Kari?
- She's inside, repenting her sins.
- Huh?
Her sins?
Has she done something wrong?
Maybe she
didn't eat her dinner...
Her mother and father
are quite strict.
Should we begin, or...?
Elle, delle, I will tell you,
the ship goes,
in this year.
Backs against,
two embrace,
snip, snap, snout,
You are out!
I'm coming now!
I'm coming now!
- Let's hide properly.
- How?
In the woods.
- I'm not allowed.
- Yes, come on.
Come and
set me free!
- Should we?
- Come on.
Where are you?
Come out!
What now?
Er...
We could undress again...
If I can see yours,
you can see mine.
But, I've seen it before...?
It's more exciting
than before, because...
now can we
kiss without clothes on.
If it's a secret between us...
Yes.
But... I don't have to take it all
off, because it's so wet around here?
No.
And you...?
Won't you...?
- Do you know how to kiss?
- Mmmm...
Do it then,
before Jorgen shows up.
Ouch!
What if we get a baby?
- It's Kari's father.
- Quiet!
He's very angry.
Maybe he'll hit dad?
- But I've said...
- They were naked!
Yes, yes, I've heard,
so go and shut the door behind you.
And the girl had a
nose bleed, too.
Not our Kari, and the kids
are so big now that...
They're probably
sexually mature by now...
What does
sexually mature mean?
Maybe it's like apples and pears?
When they're ripe, they fall.
I didn't hit Kari.
She fell over and hit herself.
And the other stuff,
Aase suggested that...
- Have you been listening?
- No, but we heard everything.
Dad, what does
sexually mature mean?
Later, Arne.
So, that's why your
swimsuit was dry?
It was Aase.
You shouldn't tell on others,
I assume you took them off yourself.
- But, was it fun...?
- Sure!
E... er... no...
A little?
Maybe...
Is this
sexually mature?
No...
But the next time, you
keep your swimsuit on, Oystein...
so there won't be any trouble.
Right?
And now we're
done discussing this.
Let's eat!
I think
I'll go out.
Are you
asleep, Oystein?
Almost...
Sleep tight.
Dad?
What exactly is
sexually mature?
Sexually mature?
It means you
can have babies.
Oh, so that's why
we need swimsuits?
Swimsuits?
Aha, like that...
Yes, in a way
it's true.
It's okay.
You don't get a baby just
because you took your swimsuit off.
Unless you do
something else.
And if you do
something else?
So, Aase, could...
So, Aase, could...
Aase?
No, she's too little.
Tomorrow, the
bookshelf is finished.
You should come over
and tell me what you think,
if you have some
time to spare some day.
Love, to you, and Oystein,
Miss Ida.
Hey! Wait for me!
Stop!
Er, I'm looking for Ida.
Miss Lo.
Own entrance.
Watch yourself.
I saw Petter.
Petter?
I'll get ya
for that!
How childish you are.
I don't have
permisson to play with you,
but there isn't
anybody around, so...
Why did you
tell your father?
- Mum told him.
- Why?
- For everything you do.
- What?
Because you
pushed me so I bled.
Like this?
You are so stupid!
Stupid girl!
Should we go steady?
Go steady! Go steady!
Oystein and Kari,
Oystein and Kari,
every day,
Oystein and Kari.
Well, what do
you think?
Be honest.
Well, it's
kind of special.
Well, don't you
like the other side?
Yes, it is
very nice.
Thanks, master.
Have you got a dog?
Yes, I have.
It's such nice
company, when you're alone.
He's probably a pilot.
Pilots always have such nice women.
What dreadful weather
we've had this summer.
We'll soon be able to
go fishing in the garden.
It was a long time
since I went fishing.
If you want, we can
go fishing together.
Do you mean that, Per?
I think I can
hear Petter.
- Been a long time?
- Not very.
Hey!
Hi, dad!
But...?
Aren't you done yet?
No, not yet.
- Potatoes.
- We cooked them, too!
And spin-dried them?
Yes!
- Mashed potatoes!
- No!
Well, it was
effective...
It's good that it wasn't
today she's coming for dinner.
Who?
Ida.
We don't know
anyone called Ida.
But you know
someone, Oystein.
Miss Ida.
But, you're wrong, dad.
I haven't done anything.
What are you doing?
Don't eat that!
But I've put salt on it.
What would she
be doing here?
Just visiting...
Maybe we go
on a fishing trip.
All of us.
You're lying!
How stupid you are, dad.
Fishing trip!?
You don't know what
teachers are like.
You have to help them
every time they get anything.
There was this...
great, big eel.
Mmmm, smoked
eel is so tasty.
It was long ago since
I've been out fishing, Per.
Look! I've got one.
May I see?
But, Oystein, you've
got one too.
Should I put my
hand in the air, maybe?
Could you go
and get Arne, Oystein,
so can Ida
and I fry the fish.
Can I have some?
Looks tasty.
Do that again.
Pah!
We've got company,
you can never guess who.
Yes...
Just a lady with red hair.
Lady with red hair?
It was Miss Ida.
Pah!
You'll never fool me.
Wanna bet?
Sure, on what?
On the
sizzle-powder.
I'll win anyway,
and what do I get?
An ice-cream.
Let's see then.
Okay.
- Oystein.
- We have to be sneaky.
Why?
Because... Maybe...
- Well, I think it'll pay off.
- You're full of tricks.
They're moaning
or something.
Can I have
another look?
Yes, but only once.
Bed-playing!
And your
father kissed her.
He's just crazy!
- No.
- Yes.
Don't get mad,
but are they...
Are they...
Lovers, or something?
They've been
together all day.
Do you want some?
Shall we go steady?
Mmmm...
- Then we have to kiss.
- Do we have to?
Mmmm...
They have to
get some air soon.