Boy, if I ever wanted to say
anything great...
now's the time.
There's nothing out there
for you, Jessie.
Except me in a different suit.
You think what we have together
is blocking you from something.
I swear to God, we're getting a divorce
when all we need is separate vacations.
You don't understand, do you?
Look, when I go out that door,
what are you gonna do?
You're gonna stand here and start
crying while I drive around the block...
I'm not gonna start crying
after you leave.
- You're not?
- No.
- What are you gonna do?
- I'll probably work on my song.
It's not like the painting
and the photography. It's not.
You just have a thing about my voice.
I've gotten a lot of terrific feedback
on my songs.
You don't think so?
Just the word "feedback,"
it's a stupid word.
- Do you mind if I say things my way?
- I don't mind.
Honey, you can't drag this out,
you know.
It's not gonna make it any less awful.
What's left to say, anyway?
That I'm glad that we were married.
Thank you. That's lovely.
That was lovely, wasn't it?
Wasn't that lovely?
If there's one thing
I didn't expect to do today, it was laugh.
Yeah.
Well, the day could be
chock-full of surprises.
I mean, if there's one thing
that I didn't expect today...
it's that the two of us
would end up in bed.
Not this time, babe.
- Why didn't you throw these away?
- I don't know.
Maybe I wanted you to find them.
"Evermore, Neil".
Dear God. "Evermore"?
You went to bed
with a man that said "evermore"?
- Do you want to know about it?
- No.
No, don't let her sing.
Not with that voice.
It's gonna be easy for you
To do what you got to do
Stand up on your own
You got it made
It's gonna be harder for me
But this woman's got a right to be
More than a shadow of her man
I loved you from my heart
Gave the best I had
Tried to be your friend
Now it's foolish to pretend
'Cause once the feeling's gone
It's better to move on
It's gonna be hard for me to do
- Thank you.
- Not anymore.
I'm sure I'll cry more tears than you
But I've gotta be
more than a shadow of my man
- Can I have a drink?
- Get in here.
Goddamn, I'm glad to see you.
I finally got you to Boston.
I'm glad I'm here, too.
Hello, Marva.
Will you stop, Marva?
Maybe you'd better leave us alone
for a while.
Sit down, Phil.
- How you doing?
- Pretty good.
Not so great.
Bad.
Okay.
- You gonna let me help you or not?
- I don't need any help.
I'm gonna help you whether you like it
or not. I'm not talking about psychiatry.
Psychiatry won't do a thing
for me, Mickey.
Who's talking psychiatry?
I'm not a psychiatrist anymore.
I've gone through some changes myself.
What are you doing now?
I'm teaching psychiatry.
If it's okay,
I'd really like to be a part of this.
Phil, we've never talked about this...
but I've always felt like a sister to you.
Not a sister-in-law.
And, Phil, this could be the best thing
that could happen to you.
It could be very exciting.
The possibilities for growth
and self-awareness...
getting to know yourself...
could be the most wonderfully happy,
even thrilling experience.
I've got you set up
in this Divorced Men's Workshop...
they have at the church here.
What are you talking about?
I'm not gonna do that.
It's not psychiatry.
Trust me a little, will you, Phil?
I know the way you are. It's just
this workshop, one night a week.
Mickey, I appreciate that,
but I couldn't do that.
I couldn't get up in front of a...
Hello, in there.
Let us do something. Please?
Where you going?
I don't know.
- It hasn't been a real terrific day.
- You can use Victor's room.
Right.
I'm all right. Just exhausted.
I'm all right.
- Good night.
- Good night.
He looks awful.
Sure it's all right for me
to borrow Tracy's sleeping bag?
Of course.
I'll get it back to you
as soon as I get settled.
Thanks for everything, Marva.
Call if you get sad.
- Can I call if I get happy?
- Yeah. Sure.
Shit.
Attention, shoppers.
Right now, in the clothing department...
we have Levis for $10.90.
We have boys'jeans
for $6.90 and $9.90.
We have big boys' pants for $7.90.
Elaine, register three, please.
Hi, Mickey.
I'm fine.
I was wondering
what you two are doing tonight.
Is it that late?
No, don't be silly.
Go back to sleep.
You gotta go to work
in a couple of hours.
Tomorrow night? Sure. Fine.
I'll see you then. Good night.
Good morning, Mickey.
Get the fuck away from me!
I've got a knife.
I'll cut your fucking balls off, so help me!
Come on in.
- You're not going to believe...
- I was gonna call the police.
What's the matter?
Marva invited a friend tonight.
She was attacked by a pervert
just a block from here.
Phil, this is Marilyn Holmberg.
Marilyn, this is Michael's brother, Phil.
On her way here, Marilyn
was almost attacked by some pervert.
I'm really not this kind of person.
I could die.
Phil is the pervert.
- No. Isn't that marvellous?
- I have an excuse.
- I took this self-defence course...
- Wouldn't you have loved to be there?
...and they told me that
if somebody comes down the street...
and does something to you,
you scare him.
You must've gotten
very high marks in the course.
Phil, what exactly did she say to you?
I don't think we should talk about that.
Come on.
Phil, what did she say?
Nothing, really.
She said:
"Get the fuck away from me...
or I'll take this knife
and cut your fucking balls off".
A really well-bred person
would not have repeated that.
Dinner.
- Did she really say that?
- She said that, yeah.
Really?
I never heard her talk like that.
I think Marilyn was very brave.
I wish I could have
done something like that.
No, a well-bred person
wouldn't have repeated that.
I'm sorry.
- All right, come on, let's cut that out.
- Okay.
Listen, I wanna say something,
even though it's a little awkward.
It's silly.
You ought to be able to have a man
and a woman to dinner together...
without everyone thinking
that it's something arranged.
In other words, this is not a fix up.
It's so nice to see you both.
It's been a wonderful evening.
Just wonderful. Don't hurt her, Phil.
- What are you talking about?
- She's a terrific woman.
She's an extraordinarily gifted
nursery school teacher.
She's gone back to school to get
her Master's in Child Development.
She's getting it together.
And I, for one, don't want her hurt.
I'm not even sure I'm gonna ask her out.
Why? Because she doesn't
have large breasts?
Now, you bundle up.
It's cold outside. Take care of yourself.
Where are your mittens?
We'll have to do this a lot more often.
Bye-bye.
- Good night.
- Good night.
I think that went pretty well.
Well, what did you...
Oh, dear.
You wanna go out tomorrow night?
- How long have you been separated?
- One month.
You wanna go out tomorrow night?
No. Look...
I mean, really. You have been separated
for a very short time.
Marva knows how I feel about that.
I guess that's why she didn't...
Anyway, it's a very intense time for you.
- I'm not that intense. I'm a little intense.
- Right.
Forget it.
In the old days, I'd have already been
calling my girlfriends...
to tell them about you.
So don't feel bad. In fact,
I'd like it if you called me later on.
How much later?
Three, four months.
Do you know anybody
I can go out with now?
Now?
I feel funny
waiting three or four months to call you.
Yes. I can see your point.
- Hello.
- Hi. It's me.
It's so incredible that you called now.
What is it, Jessie?
What?
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry? What, are you kidding?
There's nothing to be sorry about.
What's going on?
What's wrong, Jessie?
Nothing. I just got off the phone.
They're gonna release my song
as a single.
They expect these great things.
I just can't believe
this is actually taking place.
I'm actually living my fantasy.
Wonderful. Congratulations.
It's just perfect
that you're the first to hear.
Perfect.
Well, how are you?
Great. I have this great house...
an apartment. And, you know...
I have a great view of the trees.
And branches.
And I've got a window seat.
That sounds really great.
Yeah, I got this great door
with moulding that goes all around.
What do you think
about us seeing each other again?
Honey, didn't you get
the notification from the court?
Notification?
Well, it's final, you know.
We're divorced.
You know, that thing
that you said to me the last night?
I'll always treasure it, Phil. Always.
What thing?
When you said that
you were happy that we'd been married.
Jessie?
Yeah?
I've changed my mind.
Listen, I may as well say it
and get it over with.
I started seeing my ex-wife again.
Now, I know.
I don't know what to say about it.
It just...
Maybe you're all just gonna have to
tie me to the mast till I can get over this.
It's this crazy thing he has.
He keeps marrying the same woman.
I know we can't be together.
It doesn't work.
But she called.
And even though I know
how balled up everything always gets...
I really can't stay away.
I love her.
Oh, boy.
I'm sorry.
I think you get off on being miserable.
And when you're not miserable,
it feels like something's wrong.
Excuse me. I think that is disgusting.
Everett, were you divorced recently?
It was last July.
It was our 43rd wedding anniversary.
She said there were no surprises left.
What a thing to say.
After a lifetime together.
A lifetime of faithfulness...
despite many urgent temptations.
No surprises.
I'm gonna be 72 soon.
And still, I'm amazed...
that the women I meet seem so sure...
so certain, about getting involved.
You have no idea...
how many women want you
when you're getting old.
How many liver-spotted female hands
reach out...
to squeeze the last drops
from your body...
as they go about living
longer than we do.
Everett, with all due respect...
I don't think
that's a very healthy attitude.
Excuse us, gentlemen.
Divorced Women's Workshop
meets 9:00 to 10:00.
Hi.
- Marie?
- Phil?
Well, I'm not disappointed.
The sitter isn't quite here yet.
Thank you.
Napkin?
Hi, loves. Come on in here.
Say hi to Mr. Potter.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Phil.
I like them to use last names
with big people.
Phil. Hello.
Hello.
He doesn't wanna talk. I don't mind.
Hello.
Hi, what's your...
- How old are you?
- Five.
Are you married?
He's funny, isn't he? You're very funny.
Nighty-night. Sleep tight.
Goodbye.
The kids loved you. You loved the kids.
You want some more wine?
It's gonna be easy for you
To do what you got to do
Hold your head up high
You've got it made
It's gonna be
There you go. Excuse me.
- Well, you like Boston?
- A lot.
- Hi, you're late.
- Yeah, a little.
Well, I guess we're ready to go.
Listen, we shouldn't be too late.
- Hi.
- Hi.
The restaurant we're going to,
they specialise in duck.
Duck. Great.
I have to be home by 11:30.
- You mean around 11:30.
- No, 11:30 at the latest.
We'll be back by then.
You have to be.
'Cause I have to be home
no later than 11:30.
I said all right.
I went through a lot of depression
after my divorce. A lot.
But then I decided
it's all how you look at it, you know?
'Cause most people
only get one chance in life.
After a divorce, it's like starting
another whole life all over again.
So it's really a positive thing.
Except for the fact
that the first life ended in disaster.
- You know what Marilyn said about you?
- What?
- No, I can't tell you.
- Okay.
I'd tell you, but I promised her
I wouldn't, so I can't tell you.
Marilyn said to treat you real good...
because you were
the biggest one she ever threw back.
I'm sorry.
I mean, if I didn't seem very attentive.
It's just that this is the first date
that I've had...
in eight years.
Welcome back, honey.
We sure can use you.
Hello.
Phil Potter here.
You wanna have dinner tomorrow night?
- No, I'm sorry.
- Will you stop with that?
- Do you wanna know the reason?
- No.
I went with a guy for six months
who'd just been divorced...
and I'd really rather not do that again.
- I don't wanna be a nurse.
- Look, I'm talking no romance.
Just dinner and drinks. No romance.
- You think I don't want to. But...
- Did you hear what I said?
I just wanna have dinner
with somebody. Anybody. A person.
I'm not gonna touch you.
I might not even talk to you.
Sounds perfect.
- Fine.
- Bye.
- Hi. Nice to see you again.
- Hi.
You, too.
This is nice.
And safe.
Here, let me take your coat.
Why don't we just sit down...
and have some wine?
I'm just so nervous for some reason.
Most of my stuff hasn't been that great,
if you want to know the truth.
I don't believe that.
I've been getting a lot of freelance work.
Where can I read
something you've written?
On a plane.
My stuff is in those airline magazines,
right behind the barf bags.
- I love those magazines.
- Do you really?
I happen to be one of those people
who reads them all the time.
I can't imagine a better job than that.
I was thinking about maybe teaching.
That's terrific.
I was gonna teach this course
in Creative Writing at the junior college.
- That's fantastic.
- It doesn't pay much.
Who cares? I know it doesn't pay.
- It's rewarding.
- It is.
That's the thing about teaching.
It's rewarding.
You don't have kids, do you?
I get nervous sometimes
about not having kids. 'Cause...
if you're over 35,
if you have your first baby...
all your tubes fall out or something.
No, I'm just kidding. Really, it's not true.
Sounds horrible. I'm sorry I said that.
Anyway, I think I'm...
kind of adjusted to not having them.
Would you like some more of this?
- Did I eat some of that?
- Yeah.
That's pudding. I hate pudding.
I wonder why I ate it.
Maybe you were so interested in me...
that you didn't know
what you were doing.
I knew that without the pudding.
- Good night.
- Would you like to come up?
If we're gonna kiss each other,
I think it'd be a good idea...
if one of us closed our eyes.
You first.
Okay.
God.
Don't be afraid to tell me what you want.
I think I'd like to say good night.
I know. I understand.
It's too much or it's too soon.
Or you don't like me enough.
Or you like me too much.
Or you're frightened, or you're guilty.
You can't get it up or out or in or what?
That just about covers it.
I never did like dating.
You wanna go out Friday night?
Saturday night?
Sunday afternoon?
Sunday night?
When you get to Wednesday, I'm busy.
God.
Why am I so sure
I'm in big trouble here?
I'll see you Friday night.
Good night, Marilyn.
Good night, Potter.
You know...
a couple of weeks ago...
It'll keep.
It's not 9:00 yet.
I got an Accutron right here.
- It's not 9:00. You go ahead.
- Don't let them stop you.
A couple of weeks ago, I met this girl.
A really nice girl. I like her a lot.
It's just that, for some reason...
I've been avoiding going to bed with her.
This is why it's good that we talk.
You know, we find out that we're not
as weird as we thought we were.
I felt the same way once.
You're afraid to open up. To care.
You end up questioning your ability
to love someone in a meaningful way.
- Fuck off!
- Eat shit!
I think it's natural.
You still feel like you're married.
Maybe she's special.
It's possible, you know?
- Hi.
- Hey.
- How you doing?
- Fine.
I'm sorry. I should have called.
I was outside and I just popped in.
I'll be going now.
I'll call next time before I come by.
Would you get in here?
There's nobody here.
- Did you do all this for yourself?
- Yeah.
Why not fuss for yourself?
Looks like something you'd read
in a book on how to be single.
- Yeah. I think that's where I got it.
- I got a job.
Really?
I'm gonna teach this course
at a junior college and it...
Do you mind if we talk
about you and me?
Please do.
I don't know how to put this
without coming straight out.
I wish you would.
Well, I've got two things
that I just gotta get off my mind tonight.
One is I'm very nervous about
teaching this class for the first time.
Why am I so sure
that number two is the killer?
I wanna have sex with you.
Gulp.
I don't like the way you put that.
It makes me feel very strange.
I know. It did sound
a little bit like Tarzan.
It's just that I was trying to avoid
the whole romantic thing...
I don't like that, either. I hate that.
But can't you just personalize it a little?
I want to have sex with you, Marilyn?
I want to have sex with you, Marilyn.
I want to have sex with you, Potter.
Take it easy. I'm not that good.
I won't let anyone do that to me.
I just won't!
Will you get in the car?
Do you think I'm a one-nighter? Do you?
- Will you get in the car before you...
- I am no one-nighter. I'm a teacher!
I'm going for my Master's!
I am no one-nighter!
Will you get in the car
before you catch pneumonia?
And even if I have been,
I won't be that for you.
I left you a note.
- You did not.
- I left you a note.
And what did it say?
I'll see you tonight
and I hope you understand.
How'd you sign it?
Best wishes for your continued success,
Phillip Potter.
It's a joke!
- I'll see you tonight?
- Yeah.
If you can avoid it...
I'd prefer you didn't act crazy anymore.
I think I could love this man.
Oh, God.
I really didn't know
that I was saying that. It just...
came out. I'm really sorry.
Just forget about it, okay?
I just say that to all the boys.
I'm gonna go in now.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
I'm Phil Potter.
I'm gonna be right upfront with you
and tell you where I'm coming from.
Those are college expressions,
aren't they?
I've never taught a class before.
I've never even taken a course
in magazine writing.
As a matter of fact,
I didn't graduate from college.
The next time we meet,
I'd like you to bring a magazine article...
that you find particularly interesting.
And we'll discuss it.
I'm looking forward to getting to know...
each and every one of you individually.
And I'll see you all next Wednesday.
Mr. Potter.
The class isn't over till 10:00.
Good.
That gives me a chance to answer
all your questions for the next...
I should've prepared
more material for today.
From now on, I'll be able to
gauge the time a little better.
Or I'll learn to talk very slowly.
Now, why did you do that?
- Does anybody here like to be hit?
- No.
So what are we gonna do
if we're angry?
- Is it okay to be angry?
- Yes.
Sometimes you're gonna be so angry
you're gonna feel like hitting.
But you know what you can do instead?
You can do this.
Try it.
I want to try it. Everyone, watch me.
Phil...
I have this little girl in school...
I can't stop thinking about.
I'm worried that I'm really screwing
her up. She's really this clingy kid...
and she's always throwing
her arms around your neck or your legs.
I don't know. Maybe I should
call her mother or something.
We're gonna have a carnival at school
to raise money.
We have it every year.
It's a lot of fun. It's sort of fun.
I think you should come.
Well, if you feel like it and...
Aren't you a little old for this?
Apparently not.
This is gonna be a terrific picture.
You're gonna love this.
This insensitivity really bothers me.
- It's a side of you I've never seen before.
- Really? It's my best side.
This is gonna be all right.
It's starting to look pretty good now.
- You can almost see a boob.
- Would you stop it?
- Are you crazy?
- Give me that.
- No.
- Give it to me.
Look at this picture.
We're talking Penthouse here.
You wanna see it? Look.
God.
Are you mad?
Are you really mad?
You're mad.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Thank you.
It's turkey time.
- It's beautiful.
- Here, let me get that.
I didn't know that you could do...
Isn't that marvellous?
- I know you want a leg, Victor.
- Yeah.
Let's see if you know how to carve yet.
That is so lovely.
- You two look so happy.
- That's not happiness, that's afterglow.
Michael.
You know, somehow this place
still misses, Marva.
Here, take some of this.
When you get that sofa here,
it'll pull the whole room together.
- What sofa?
- I may have mentioned it.
I'm having trouble here, Victor,
but I'll have it for you.
Here. Let me show you how to do it.
Wait a second.
Michael will help you, but I don't know
how much help he's...
Will you stop? You never knew
how to cut. Let me show you how to...
You really do it quite well.
Will you cut it out?
There you go, Victor.
My hands are clean. Honest.
Won't you get the phone,
honey, please?
Hello. Yeah, who is it?
Phil, it's Jessica.
Go change your clothes.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
I think I did that very well.
How're you doing at school?
Are you ready to start your thesis yet?
It's harder than I thought.
Hi. How are you?
Fine.
Are you still staying at our place?
It's difficult being in school
when you have a full-time...
- Fine.
- job.
Yeah, I guess it has crossed my mind.
I read an article where it said that...
- women returning to school do...
- Not right now.
incredibly well.
Come on, Jessie. It's not us.
It's just the holidays. I mean,
everybody feels like that on a holiday.
This is the best turkey I ever had.
No, I'm not acting funny.
Listen, you picked the wrong time
to have a long conversation.
We're just sitting down
for Thanksgiving dinner.
Mickey, Marva, Victor...
She says hi.
Hi.
Tomorrow, maybe we could talk. Yeah.
I told you. Mickey, Marva, Victor,
and a friend of theirs.
Yeah.
We could talk tomorrow.
Okay.
So long, Jessie.
You know, this really looks delicious.
- The stuffing.
- I know, I can't wait.
Listen...
we're family.
And we're gonna get out of here
right after dinner...
- and give you two some privacy.
- Hurry up and eat, Victor.
- You said I'm supposed to chew.
- Don't chew.
Take your time, Victor.
Everybody can take their time.
If you'll excuse us for a moment.
Marilyn, would you like to take a walk?
We're gonna take a walk.
How could you call me a friend?
It's good that you
got that out of your system.
Of theirs!
- You have to learn not to hit.
- So do you.
The hell with it.
If you're gonna be angry,
just do like this.
Take your hands off me.
Put your hands on me.
I'm sorry I called you my friend.
You're not my friend. You're my...
Well, you're not my friend.
I don't know why I said that.
I do know why I said that.
It's because I'm nervous.
I haven't talked to her in a long time.
For some reason,
when I got on the phone...
I felt like I was cheating on my wife.
I know that was stupid. That was really
stupid of me. But I know why.
It's because it's Thanksgiving.
And the turkey.
Listen...
before I met you...
I'd finally gotten to the point in my life
where I no longer thought...
some man was gonna come along...
and make this huge change.
I'd finally gotten to the point where...
I liked being unattached.
I liked going to parties
and occasionally meeting some guy...
who convinces himself real quick
that he's falling in love with you and...
Is it okay talking to you like this?
Almost.
You're great.
You are.
No, you are.
- Then it's settled?
- No.
See, the reason...
that I'm telling you all these intimate
details about my past is that...
so much of the time with them,
I'd end up being tense.
And the part
that I really liked best was...
hearing the door click after they left,
and then I'd...
breathe easier.
You bastard.
I don't... breathe right without you.
I just breathe right when you're here.
It scares the daylights out of me.
Jesus. I mean,
who are we kidding here?
You're hung up on your ex-wife.
It's one of those.
I'd better just save my ass. Goodbye.
Wait a minute.
Are you telling me
that you're breaking up with me?
I'm going to take you home now...
and I'm going to see you
tomorrow night.
I'm busy.
You mean, I can't see you
because I did one dumb thing?
One dumb thing.
Good shot, Howard.
Now tell your father to spend it all.
Spend it all.
Listen, I haven't seen
the mothers throwing.
Let's see the mothers come in there...
and this daughter.
Jo, you have a good arm.
Now the parents seem to be taking
all the balls.
I'm never going to get wet, kids.
The game is fixed. It's fixed, that's all.
Good shot.
Anybody else have one? A ball?
Very good shot.
Anybody else can do that?
Okay, let's see who can...
Why don't you
give somebody else a chance?
- Would you like a chance?
- No, I'm having fun watching.
Come on, kids. I've seen you throw
a lot better than this.
Cut it the fuck out!
Mummy, she said the "F" word.
No, she didn't, honey.
It just sounded like she said it.
You handle this, okay?
Will you talk normally to me now?
The reason that you went berserk
when Jessica called is that...
you don't know where we stand.
If I'd have asked you to move in with me,
you would have been able to handle it.
So what do you think?
Will you move in with me?
You can keep your apartment
and everything.
Okay. Are you sure?
- Are you sure?
- No.
Okay, I'll see you later at...
How am I going to get in?
I don't have a key.
I told the super to let you in.
Not quite being carried
over the threshold, but it'll do.
It's a good thing that I cleaned out
one of the drawers for you.
- Can you duplicate this key?
- Yes, sir.
Terrific.
Hi.
We were wondering what kept you.
Hi.
Hi.
You've been here long?
- About three hours?
- Longer, I think.
- What did keep you?
- I walked home.
- I'm gonna finish unpacking.
- Okay.
I'll just be a few minutes.
Can you believe my timing?
Yeah.
- Are you staying long?
- No, just tonight.
I'm staying at a hotel by the airport.
Listen, this isn't a logical visit.
I had an impulse to come here.
An impulse I've had before,
by the way, only...
this time I decided to follow it.
I figured it was time for one of us
to be impulsive.
Though I'm sorry about the blouse.
I swear to God, I kept my coat on...
for at least half an hour
after I got here...
but she had the heat turned up.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Why?
- Are you all right?
- No.
I got to talk to her, you know.
I can't avoid her.
- She seems like a very nice person.
- Yeah.
There's not too much
you can tell about someone...
the very first time you meet them.
Except, of course,
that she has pretty tits.
Hey.
Well, what do you do?
Carry that around for emergencies?
What is it?
Well, think of it as a housewarming gift.
It's a swell gift.
Thank you.
I think I'd better
leave you two alone for a while.
You know, the hardest part for me...
is walking through the hall
and out the door.
Yeah.
I'm gonna just get out of your way
for a little while.
- You've been terrific. Thanks a lot.
- Goodbye.
I didn't think it was gonna be this tough.
I did.
I had all these questions I was going
to ask you and now I don't feel like it.
Well, that's all right, Jessie.
I'll ask you some questions.
How are you doing?
You name it, I...
Professionally, things have really been...
You're right.
I really don't want to hear about that.
That's our choice here, Phil.
Answers we don't care about
or questions we can't ask.
That's a nice phrase.
You're on your way to another song.
Would you give me a break?
This is kind of a rough afternoon.
What did you expect?
You sprawled out on the sofa,
suffering from malnutrition...
muttering my name.
You sure are a sight for sore eyes.
Well, how do I look, anyway?
As good as you wanted to look.
That good?
That good.
We thought we'd take the car
and go get a cup of coffee.
If it's all right?
I'm studying for my Master's.
I always thought
that the toughest thing about...
- My coat.
- going back for your Master's was...
getting used to being back
in school again...
just when you're at a point
that you really...
- You have your Master's?
- Yeah.
- Your scarf.
- Thanks.
- Nice meeting you again.
- You, too. Bye-bye.
- I'll walk you back.
- No, that's okay.
- No, I'll walk you back.
- Okay.
I'm going to walk Marilyn back.
I'd ask you up, but my roommate
has an exam in the morning.
I'm just gonna drop her off
at the motel. I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I just had to have some contact.
- Okay, so you're still mad at me.
- Why should I be mad at you?
Because I went to bed with your boss
and broke up our marriage.
Oh, that.
You're right. I am still mad at you.
Well, sure you are. It's natural.
This mad isn't natural.
I'm sitting here, trying not to hit you.
Maybe it would be good
if you talked about it.
Jesus.
Would it help if I let you
hit me in the arm or something?
Seriously, it might make you feel better.
I think if you gave me permission
to hit you in the arm and I did it...
it'd be the saddest day of my life.
Hi. Could you send up
a bucket of ice, please? 923.
Better than ever
I'm better than ever
You'll never go looking for anyone else
I needed some time till I found myself
And now I'm better than ever
I'll be better than ever
I wrote this song for us.
We'll never say goodbye again
Throw off your shoes and come on in
Say hello to an old romance
Say hello to a second chance
Where you been so long, my love?
Come on back where you belong
You and me
together
Better than ever
This time forever
Baby, I missed your tender touch
I been out on my own
and I learned so much
Come on, let me show you
Come on, let me hold you
Don't be scared
of what might come of this
I've been saving up all my tenderness
Better than ever
It's got to be better
Hey, hey, hey
Better than ever
It's got to be better
Have you lost your marbles?
Look at us.
We're a couple.
Yeah.
There's something to be said for that.
Does my putting my hand on
your shoulder make you react like that?
Just touching you
makes you that excited?
Apparently.
It's incredible.
I know.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Marilyn?
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Where are you?
- Home.
- Your apartment?
- Yeah, of course. What did you think?
I don't know. It was getting late.
I was beginning to worry.
I was afraid you weren't in an accident.
- Get over here.
- You sure?
- Will you get over here?
- Okay, I'll be right there.
I'm sure.
Hi. I just wanted to say that...
I'm very embarrassed by the way
I behaved tonight and I...
well, I don't know quite
what to say now, except...
the thing about love is that you can
really make an ass of yourself.
Goodbye, Phil.
Goodbye, Jessie.
I went to a bar the other night and
a bunch of guys were sitting around...
watching the game on TV.
And it was really great.
You know, you can forget how wonderful
male companionship can be.
My ex-wife came to see me.
- The first time since you split?
- Yeah.
I wish I could forget about her.
Tell me about it.
You know, my ex-wife is talking about
us getting married again.
This'll be the fourth time.
She thinks that this time,
we should have a big wedding.
It's ridiculous when there are people
in our family who don't even know...
we got divorced again.
For the first six months
after Ellen and I split up...
I used to carry a coat over my arm...
so she couldn't see
what was going on with me.
But it passes. You get rid of it.
That's a sad day, when you can't
imagine ever being in bed with her.
Marilyn's a wonderful girl.
She's got a great sense of humour.
She makes me laugh
at the strangest times.
What did you and your ex-wife do
when you were together?
Nothing much. Went for a drive.
And then I hit her on the arm.
Then we went into this snow bank
and we had to get towed out.
Went to a motel
and she played this song for me...
that she wrote about the two of us.
And I left.
Is that all?
I never wanted a woman
so much in my life.
You know, I have to work tonight
or I'd give you a lift.
It's okay.
I'll give you a lift.
Where are we going?
Bloomingdale's.
I'm gonna meet Marilyn.
- Can I make one small suggestion?
- Sure.
Forget about your wife
and stay with Marilyn.
It's only a suggestion.
- But I want you to love it.
- I like it.
You just like it because it's
the same thing you have in your office.
What's wrong with my office?
It makes you feel like a grown-up.
This is a perfect sofa.
This is your basic perfect sofa.
Boy, it's hot in here, isn't it?
Is that a window?
No.
This is not a great night
for me to be buying a sofa.
Why don't you just sit in it?
Watch out. Once you sit in it,
you won't want to get up.
See? What'd I tell you?
I was just about to panic.
Mickey...
I feel so stupid
making you come down here. I'm sorry.
Don't worry about it.
Mickey, I'm feeling...
much better now. You know, Mick...
I always loved Dad.
I always loved Daddy.
- You know I loved Daddy?
- Don't go overboard, you know?
He was a nice guy,
but he died when you were two.
It's just that I can't breathe.
- Should I call an ambulance?
- No.
- You know I'd never lie to you, right?
- You don't have to tell me that, Mickey.
- I know you wouldn't lie to me.
- Right. I'm telling you you're okay.
You're full of shit. I can't breathe.
I swear, I'm okay.
Does anyone have a Valium?
Here, take this. That's it.
All right? Take another one.
Anybody got a paper bag?
You're having an anxiety problem,
that's all.
When this paper bag comes, I want you
to put it over your mouth and nose...
and breathe normally, and you'll be
all right in a minute. There.
Now, just do what I tell you and...
Get me a regular bag.
Sorry, I'm a total schmuck.
No. Breathe normally. In. Out.
That's a boy.
Now, you're gonna feel all right
in a minute.
When you wanna talk, just talk.
If you don't wanna talk, don't talk.
Mickey?
I'm starting to feel better.
- I just hyperventilated, right?
- Exactly.
Now, you inhale your carbon dioxide,
and that's all there is to it.
- How much longer do I have to do this?
- You can stop anytime.
- I think I'd like to stop now.
- Go ahead, then.
I'm sorry, Marilyn.
- There's nothing to be ashamed of.
- I'm sorry.
Sit up. That's it. Just sit up here.
All right. Okay.
- You gotta help me.
- Let's go.
Now, he's gonna be all right, you know?
It's anxiety, that's all.
He's perfectly all right now.
You're buttoning that wrong.
- I don't care.
- Here, let me do it.
Don't button my shirt.
It makes me feel like a kid.
What do you care? If you're gonna
button it, button it right. All right?
Thank you for buttoning my shirt.
What the hell. I love you.
- Give me a ring tomorrow?
- Yeah. Are you an early riser?
Yeah.
- There's nothing to be ashamed of.
- Yeah.
You were wonderful.
I'm sorry.
I have to see Jessica.
- Let me help you.
- No, it's all right.
I'll just have to make a few trips.
Just leave everything. I'll take care of it.
- Thanks very much.
- It's all right.
- I want you to do something for me.
- Sure.
- You won't let me down?
- I won't let you down.
That's true enough.
In a weird sort of way,
you're an honourable guy.
Okay, don't see me again.
All right.
I wanna be sure.
Don't answer too quick.
We're talking about a commitment here,
you know?
I want you to swear that if...
things don't work out
with this other lady, or...
any other other lady, you don't just...
hit the old phone book
and come up with my number.
- You think I'd do that?
- Yes, I do.
It scares me you don't know that.
Okay, I said I wouldn't.
I want you to swear
on your brother's life.
Oh, God.
No, I want it. That's what I want.
Would you do that, please?
I swear on my brother's life
I won't call you again.
Never.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
No! God, are you kidding me?
Goodbye.
Would you please leave?
Welcome home.
It's really good to see you, Mr. Potter.
Isn't it good?
We can relax this time
Glad you came back
While I'm still in my prime
You're looking better
Than you did before
And I'm glad you kept the keys
To your favourite front door
Starting over
It feels like the first time tonight
We're gonna do it, baby
Do it till we get it right
No one's been lying
on your side of the bed
I've just been sleeping
with my songs instead
Looks as though
you lost a pound or two
Don't worry, babe
I'll put some weight back on you
Starting over
Feels like the first time tonight
We're gonna do it, baby
Do it till we get it right
The way that you're looking at me
Isn't it silly? I'm scared.
Scared
That's not how I thought it would be
I spent the morning
getting perfectly dressed
So you could take off
all the clothes you like best
You've forgotten
You're in for a treat
But try and remember
I like everything neat
Do it, baby
Do it till we get it right
It's a little strange
being back together again, isn't it?
- Strained?
- Strange.
I should be a little more direct with you.
You know,
when we made love last night...
I know what you're gonna say.
You don't have to say it.
I had a vaginal orgasm.
Marilyn.
I can't keep on making excuses.
- He wants to meet you.
- I'm coming.
Well, it's getting embarrassing.
He knows you're in here.
At least go meet him.
There's no way
we're gonna like each other.
Just because
he's a professional athlete?
- I don't think I'm what he's looking for.
- Marilyn.
Come on.
Marilyn, this is John Morganson.
Hello.
Good to meet you.
Same here.
What is it?
No, it's nothing.
I'm sorry.
She's had a tough time recently.
John's used to strange reactions.
We went into it when he was my patient.
No, it wasn't him.
It has to do with a tension people feel
over the disparity in height.
And there's a sexual element...
It has to...
No, I'm sorry.
You know, with everything else,
people feel:
"Is everything on such a grand scale?"
And is it?
Yes.
- What kind of coffee do you want?
- Colombian's good.
If you want Colombian,
we might as well get Folgers.
- Costa Rican is terrific.
- I don't want Costa Rican.
- Why not?
- I don't know why.
Maybe because I don't know
where Costa Rica is.
It seems like you should know where
it is before you drink their coffee.
Why don't you tell me some countries
bordering Costa Rica...
and I'll drink their coffee
the rest of my life?
- That one may have been my fault.
- That's okay.
We're not exactly doing terrific, are we?
But that's okay, too. That's why
we're probably better off this time...
because we don't need terrific anymore.
- Are you crazy?
- I'm not the crazy one.
Can we stay out of this?
I need terrific. I need wonderful.
I need love.
I need a half a pound of potato salad
and a loaf of rye bread, please.
Just relax, will you? Panama
and Nicaragua border Costa Rica.
What is going on with you anyway?
It just occurred to me that
this might all be about what's her name.
I'm sorry. I owe you more than that.
I know her name. It's Marilyn.
Marilyn Holmberg, isn't it?
And isn't that what all this is about?
I was hoping it wasn't.
I was hoping it wasn't
what I thought it would be.
I'm finding myself and you're losing me
Look, I don't exactly expect thanks
for arranging this party...
but I'd like to see what you could do
for $5 a man.
Hey, sorry to interrupt.
It's okay. We're just comparing
our worst Christmases.
Paul, I hate to drag you away.
Do you mind giving me a lift?
- I can give you a lift.
- We could actually pile into my car.
One week's notice, $5 a man,
and they expect a Mardi Gras.
- You wanna leave now?
- If you don't mind.
Sure.
I'm gonna miss you guys.
Same here, Phil.
You look like you feel great.
What's your secret?
Marilyn?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Are you gentlemen finished?
- No.
But perhaps you'd care to join us?
We're having a little party.
They're asking us
to come down and join them.
I don't have any place else to go.
I don't know,
they weren't yelling or anything.
They seem perfectly normal and decent.
- Yes.
- Yeah, let's do it.
Hi.
Hi.
My name is Stephanie.
- And this is Barry.
- I'm Larry.
- Dan.
- Jerry.
And I'm Everett.
But if she hasn't talked to you yet...
It'll mean a lot to her.
She's gonna love it. It's symbolic.
But what's it mean?
I don't know.
Marilyn. It's me, Phil.
I bought the couch!
Hello.
Hello. Great. Listen, I know I promised
I wouldn't call you, but this is important.
This is Marilyn. I just got this thing.
I hope it works,
because I'm not here right now.
So if you just leave a message...
before you hear the beep,
I'll hopefully get it.
Marilyn, this is Potter.
I have my life
kind of in the right place right now.
- And I don't...
- Beep.
You don't even know if she'll be there.
Marva told me that she goes
to all his practice sessions.
She didn't give you any sign
she was willing to listen to you.
The sofa is going to mean
a lot to her. I know her.
When she sees the sofa,
everything is gonna be okay.
- How can you be so sure?
- I'm not.
I know.
It's not easy out here.
It's hard to find someone
you can really count on.
But one thing you can be sure of.
You don't have to worry about
a bug, a rat, or a roach...
as long as you live.
No, really. Stop.
Hey, Marilyn. Hey, sweet stuff.
I have a team meeting.
I'll come see you later.
No, I mean it.
Really, no.
Look, Potter, I'm sorry if it hurts you.
And you'll always be very special to me.
- But I'm over you.
- You can't be.
Why?
Because you got me in trouble,
and now you got to marry me.
Look. Just do me a favour.
Don't you just come in here
and sweep me off my feet.
Just talk to me.
I'm sorry.
I know we got a lot to talk about.
All I've thought about is you
for the last six weeks.
I'm really...
excited that you proposed to me.
I don't know what to do.
Do whatever you wanna do.
We can go slower.
What do you want?
What do you want?
I want us to live together.
I want us to get married.
I want us to have kids
and watch them grow up.
I want us to put our teeth
in the same glass at night.
I want us to be buried in a family plot...
with the same headstone.
What do you want?
I want a separate glass for my teeth.
If I don't touch you soon,
I'm gonna go out of my mind.
This is the best hug
I ever had in my life.
You got the couch.