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Stepmom (1998)
Hey, good morning, New York
Scott Zoe here... ...at 1027, WNEW-FM, where rock lives Beautiful autumn day in the city... ...and a great record coming your way too Ben! Get up, get up, get up! Late, late, late! Ben! Come on, honey. Get up! We're seriously late You may think this is funny, but this is so not... ...funny I'm not kidding anymore, Ben You make yourself appear... right this instant The clock is ticking, Ben! Come on now! Anna? Oh good, you're already up You forgot to wash my shirt. I told you hundred times Today is purple shirt day at school I didn't forget Actually, I was up half the night thinking about it Yeah, right And I concluded that you are... too special to look like everyone else So, orangey-red. That's your colour. Few can carry it off Now... Would you help me find your brother? You lost Ben? No I didn't lose Ben All right, Ben, fine You explain to your teacher why you're late Your daddy said he had an important case this morning... and had to go to work early And he left us here to be responsible and we... Shit! You're so not funny... Not funny! And you're also late, and that means get dressed right now! Stay. No, stay. Ben! Ben! This is not funny! We've got to get you dressed. We're running so late This is not a game! Come on. Help me out. Ben! Come on! Really, we're so late But I don't want to go to school No! Mommy! Hi, sweetie! Ben, you look like you're having such a good time But we're running a little late Sweete, I thought you're supposed to wear purple today She forgot to wash it What a hug! I'll handle it from here, Isabel I'm sure you will, Jackie Oh, my gosh! She made you a lunch? Okay, come on Mom, why do we have to listen to this classical stuff? Because I like it, and I'm driving And when you get get your own car, you can pick the music Why does Isabel wear Daddy's underpants? Doesn't she have underpants of her own? Oh, well... I saw a whopping pile of laundry sitting on the washing machine Perhaps Isabel's underpants are there Yeah, right next to my purple shirt I'm never speaking to her again Never say never. Here's your vitamins She's always messing up my life It's not fair to say "always"! I hate her. She's such a witch Hey! No name-calling. Use your words I hate when you say that Now, that's a beginning. "Hate" is a totally acceptable word... and just be careful to use it only when you truly detest something Like what? Well, like... ...the planet Uranus. I hate that. It's a terrible name for a planet - Uranus! - Yeah - And the hokey-pokey - Hokey-pokey? The hokey-pokey. I hate the hokey-pokey Putting your foot in and out at weddings. It's terrible Oh, Ben! I hate when you do that! I can smell your breakfast Point well-taken! Ladies, let's just calm down. She'll be here Isabel, where are you? Come on. Any word? Yes. She's on her way - She's on her way. I promise - Oh, really? - Si - How do you know? - I have... a sixth sens. Voil! I'm here! I'm sorry. I'm late What a crisis! White pants, black top? And the white or black bra? And then I just... picked this - All righty - I'm here. I'm lame... - You got a Froot Loop in your hair - Gracias Get me a digital camera right now Russell, get this out of here, please Quikly. Come on, boys! Why is she shooting this? Isabel, we have been waiting for an hour... I know. I'm sorry. It won't happen again Why are you shooting this? Because I'm brilliant... and I see something you don't So stand back and trust me, why don't you? Oh, I trust you. I just don't understand ...why are you shooting the craft service guy... ...when I've got 5 male models in very expensive suits over here? Thank you, ladies. That's lovely. That's a wrap, everybody! No!... No, no, it's not a wrap! She's kidding. You are kidding, aren't you, Isabel? I'm not kidding actually. And if you meet me here in an hour... ...I will prove to you why you hired me... ...even though I wouldn't sleep with you She's got such a great sense of humor Wait Let's see... ...if I can save... both our jobs - Interesting - Look at that Wow! It's the little guy in the suit... - What do you think? - I like it I like it. Good work I like it too. Very creative Thank you Congratulations, Duncan That suit takes pounds off of him... While change is exhilarating for an adult... ...it can be quite a challenge for a child I won't get that It's fine Change... You were talking about change Well, the fact that you two are remarrying... obviously has Anna overjoyed And she's very excited about the move to Switzerland She said we are remarrying? And my concern is that Anna... ...seems apathetic towards her work... knowing she's leaving, uh, before this semester Mrs Franklin, we are not... No plans on getting... ...remarried. There's no move... - ... to Switzerland - No - Really? - Really Well, then, my concern for Anna is that she... - Are you here? - I'm here - You don't seem like you're here - I'm here The judge is about to rule on a motion... that could make or break this case after working up the 8 monts... but have I answered my beeper? So turn it off! I'm wondering if there's anything going at home... that could possibly be intensifying Anna's need to create this fantasy I've been seeing another woman through the past year Since we're divorced he's seen a number of women, and... Saw a few women when we first split up... But I've been seeing one woman for the past year After a lot of thought and carefull discussion with her... and the kids - I might add - she moved in last month He's living with a woman half his age... Isabel's not half my age - We're not discussing your age - Then why bring it up? When they go to your house, they wanna be with you They want to be with their father... When they come to my house, they want to be a part of my life Isabel's part of my life Mr Harrison, I hear you talking about your life, your needs but... ...are you really in touch with what Anna needs? Anna needs a home where she feels safe and loved... What I'm trying to give her I thought that's what she already had I'd walk through fire for Anna... Gladly... Any day of the week Except Thursday, when Isabel forgot to pick them up Jackie, she was 5 minutes late, for chrissakes! She was 5 minutes late! I'm wondering if Anna could be responding to the underline hostility that exists between your girlfriend and Mrs Harrison Well, of course she's responding to it! Mrs. Franklin, do you think any of this is easy for us? Do you think it's easy for Jackie to... watch her kids been looked after by another woman? Not to mention, a woman who really has no experience being a mother Of course, Jackie's going to be irrational... ...hostile... ...defensive Thank you, Luke I didn't say that. Why would I say that... ...you and daddy you're getting back together? Sometimes people make up stories... ...about things they wish would happen I don't want that to happen. Why would I want that to happen? Okay, pick a card. Any card Because you're upset... You know, because Isabel moved in and... I'm not upset. I won't get myself upset over her - Ok. Tear it in half - Look, sweetie... - if it means... - Again - if you really... - Again - if you want... - And again Time out If you don't want to talk about this now... it's ok. Really. you don't have to But don't look me in the eye and lie to me It hurts my feelings, I get angry, and... Anyway, you're only allowed so many lies... before it starts showing in yourface and you wind up looking like... Like who? He's not President anymore, so why be petty? I'm sorry I said it... I guess sometimes I just... You know, sometimes I do wish you and Daddy would... - Well, you know... - Yeah... I figured if I said it out loud, it just... might come true Yeah, I know It's not that I can't cook. It's that I choose not to cook - There's a big difference - You don't have to cook Could we save some of the wine? - I need it for the sauce - Too late - Hi - Hi You better get it Hellow Hellow? - Who's there? - Nobody there!... I missed you today I missed you too. I miss you every day How was your day, baby? It was pretty good, except I got to go back to Pittsburgh - No... -Yeah, I got to go tomorrow till Sunday But I'll have to order in Well, we got the kids for the weekend, so I figured... ...that you.. and the kids... ...and me... could all go... ...to Pittsburgh together Never going to happen No? Come on! We could get a great hotel room... We could take in a baseball game or something... - What do you think? - Pass All right. Then I'll call the babysitter What for? Well, I don't expect you to handle them yourself What? Can't handle them myself. That's what you mean, isn't it? No Hellow You don't trust me to be alone with your kids - Yes, I do - No Of course I do. It's just that... - What? - They're a handful Luke, keeping me apart from them is like saying... " Hey, kids, this is fun. Keep on hating her" I don't say that. They don't hate you Really? Look in their eyes, honey. Look in your ex-wife's eyes Jackie's just protecting her kids. What do you expect? It's hard for her. It's complicated You don't understand. You don't have kids Ok So... it's just complicated for you and Jackie For me, it's pretty simple because I don't have kids Look, I'm just trying to make things work here and... trying to give you guys time to get used to living together All right, then... ...back off just a little bit and give me a chance, okay? Hellow Hellow What is your problem, asshole? You are my problem! You're absolutely right, baby Your kids don't hate me. I'm just... I'm just paranoid. Call your daughter I trust you Really? I'll give you a chance if you still want it - I do - Are you sure? Yes Okay - Thank you - You're welcome Don't fight with me when I'm hungry So, how long will you be out of town? Till Sunday morning I'm worried About what? About being alone with her all weekend I mean... What if she burns the place down? Well, just keep an eye on her and... make sure you boys got the fire extinguisher's handy - You ready to launch her? - Yeah Let's give her a good push So, why did she move in with you anyways? Because we love each other and... because we want to share our life together You already had a life with Mommy But Mommy and I weren't getting along very well And it wasn't fair to you guys, us fighting all the time I fight with Anna all the time Can I move out? No. But you guys are brother and sister You were husband and wife. Doesn't that mean something? Yes. It does But... Well... When you get older... your relationships get a lot more complicated And there's all kinds of feelings flying around And sometimes... some of those feelings change But did you fall out of love with Mommy? Well... Yeah I guess I did I still love your mom It's just... ...became a different kind of love, that's all We're still really good friends, and we always will be Can you ever fall out of love with your kids? No That is impossible Like Mission: Impossible Yeah. Exactly... like Mission: Impossible. Get over here Powdered lizard brains... crushed werewolf ears... and vampire eyes... God! Cool! Check it out. Magic potion It's cocoa I put a spell on it. Whoever drinks it will go to sleep for 1.000 years Whatever who spill any on my drawing I'll put you to sleep for 1000 years You guys... I have a surprise for you. Come over to the sofa Please... With a little... enthusiasm... Sit down All right And close your eyes... please Okay Okay, now Don't open them until I tell you to, okay? And open What do you think? - Will he eat my bunny? - No. Puppies don't eat bunnies Anna, what do you think? Well, I'm allergic to dogs Your daddy didn't tell me that He doesn't know much about me. He's never around Why don't we name the puppy? Puppy needs a name I know. Isabel I beg your pardon? Well, he kinda smells like you and... I'm allergic to you too. It fits perfectly Ben, why don't you name that puppy? I'll be right back Listen, young lady, let's get one thing straight! Don't touch my things! Look. I would really like it if we could get along - I don't have to listen to you - Yes, you do No, I don't. You're not my mother Thank God for that! What I meant, and perhaps I didn't say it well... is that you have a great mom. You don't need another one but... ...I would like to be treated with some respect... when you are in this house - Look, this is my dad's house - Well, it's my house too This is my room. Treat it with respect and get out All right " Run, run, run as fast as you can You can't catch me, I'm the Stinky Cheese Man" Aren't you going to drink your cocoa? I made it especially for you Yes, of course The special cocoa... Delicious "A little boy looked up and sniffed the air and said... " No, now you're cheating. You skipped the part about the cow It's bedtime. Can't we finish in the morning? No. We have to start from the beginning... ...and you have to read the whole thing. I can't sleep otherwise Okay "Once upon a time... ...there was a little old woman and a little old man'... Who lived together in a little old house" You're onto something. Why don't you read to me a little bit? "They were lonely... ...so, the little old lady decided to make a man... ...out of stinky cheese She gave him a piece of bacon for a mouth and two olives for eyes" Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What's the matter? I... killed her Killed her! Killed her! Killed her! - Good morning - It is 7:23 You were supposed to be here at 6:30 She missed her morning riding lesson It's Monday. Her riding lesson's on Tuesday Except for the third Tuesday of the month, which switches to Monday And in November, when she rides on Thursdays. It's not that difficult Don't you have some kind of little black agenda book that you can write all this down in? May I have a cup of coffee, please? We don't have coffee Good morning, Betty Ford Hey, monkey man. Hi, sweetie. How are you doing... Anna!? Sweetie, go change your shirt What happened to Anna? What did you do? Maybe could you just back off me a little bit? - What happened? - Nothing happened Luke was in the shower this morning and... ...Anna sort of... walked in without even knocking I don't see why that would upset her I mean, there have been people in our family that have taken showers before Well, I was in there with him... And did either of you... talk to her about it afterwards? No I thought it would be uncomfortable for her You mean for you A 12-year-old girl is trying to cope with the fact... ...that her father is never moving back in here with his family She sees her father naked, in the shower with another woman for the first time and you think it would be better for her if everyone pretends nothing happened? I am so unbelievably sick of your imperious bullshit I never said I'm not June fucking Cleaver You don't use that kind of language in this house If every time life hits her hard... ...you want to have a every third Tuesday of the month... ...you go right ahead, lady. I have a life Oh, and I don't? Because I have children? You know what is your problem? You are so self-involved... you couldn't be a mother Maybe the problem here is your daughter And that she is a spoiled, wiseass little brat Get out of my house Get out Are you sure? I didn't see that on the schedule Honey, I've got your Halloween costume Let's see if it's the right size, ok? A hippie? Didn't you say you wanted to be a hippie? That was last month Oh, well... okay. What do you want to be this month? Elvis Elvis. What kind of Elvis? You mean, like, black leather jacket Elvis? - Gold lam Elvis - Gold lam Elvis That's pre-drugs, pre-chubby, pre-army, pre-bad movie... - All of that Elvis? - Yeah Honey... when Daddy was... washing Isabel... ...in the shower, what did you think that was about? Well, sex, of course... Oh... Ok... - Why does Isabel scream? - Scream? During sex How do you know she screams during sex? Well, I live in the same country And... - why are you asking me? - Just checking I like to talk to you about stuff I like talking to you about stuff too So, since Daddy's gonna be working... ...you want to do something on Saturday, just you and me? Sure, but it'll have to be in the evening cause' I'm helping Bonnie Lyons move into her apartment and... So you're going to be with... ...Isabel Again? That really sucks! Well, you'll be at a professional photo shoot in Central Park... You guys are going to have a lot of fun Switch your hands. Top hand down, bottom hand up Dylan, can you take one step up for me, please? Just one big step Rapunzel, would you reach your hand out there again? Wouldn't it be cool if her hair came out of her armpits? Oh, sick! - I think we can get this finished before lunch - Ok Folks, we like this light. We'll try and get this in before lunch Come on! It's been Yeah, we're starving Get yourself another ice cream, ok? And I'll be done... soon I promise We're rich! Sleeping Beauty, wake up Where's your brother? I don't know - What if he's kidnapped? - He's not kidnapped! He's hiding! Ben! - Maybe he's in the castle - Good idea! Don't touch me! You bring bad luck Okay, watch very carefully... - Mommy! - Hi, sweetie! - Are you all right? - I knew where I was all the time - We found him in the zoo - In the zoo? My God! Hold his hand. Don't let him out of your sight Jackie, I am so sorry I'm going to say this one time, so listen carefully That woman is to have nothing more to do with my children Our children Do you realize what could've happened to tour son? How lucky we are the police found him, instead of some lunatic? Jackie, don't make it any worse. Isabel is sorry. She feels terrible - It could've happened to anyone - Not to me! You've made mistakes. People make mistakes Well, I am not gonna sit here and wait for the next one I'm not gonna watch our children fall through the cracks of this arrangement Just calm down I won't calm down! I'm going to a lawyer! Don't do that. We promised we'd never do that We've broken a lot of promises, haven't we, Luke? Don't take this out on him It's my fault... Honey I'm so sorry But you're not making this easier on anybody It is not my job to make it easier for you It is my job to care of those children, and they don't want to be with you! I'm getting a court order, and you are never... ...going to be with these children again alone Do you understand? Ever! - Mommy - What, sweetie? It's not Isabel's fault that I ran away No, you're right. That was your fault But it's her fault for not taking care of my precious son as if it was her priority Which means, her most important job Isabel's job is she works Ben, Mommies work too. They work very hard In fact, I work harder as a mommy than I ever did when I had an outside job I just don't get paid! Does Isabel make a lot of money? People like Isabel who think only about themselves often do make a great deal of money I think she's pretty Yeah!... If you like big teeth... - Mommy... - What, sweetie? If you want me to hate her, I will What do you want? Anna left her soccer stuff at the loft I figured she might need it this week Thanks Did you talk to the lawyer? Yes. I have an appointment for the day after tomorrow Don't do this You'll tell me not to put the kids in the middle of a war Luke, I'm doing this for their own well-being Partly... And partly you're doing it because you're mad You know the kids aren't in any real danger This is about Isabel... and you know it She made one mistake, but she's trying. She's learning Slugs have a faster learning curve, ok? Trees, clams... Give her some time, will you? Don't drive her away I'm supposed to care about her? You're supposed to care about me, like I care about you Like you cared about me two years ago... - ... when you walked out... - You kicked me out! Oh, wait a minute... You were gone long before I asked you to leave Don't give me this shit! I was working, for God's sake! I'm sorry. Look, wait a second. Don't... Please don't do this thing with the lawyers... The kids will be okay... if we're okay I'd do it for you Okay. I'm going to give you one last chance Thanks Thanks Good night This is the one. This is the one I really like the best She's got a really longing look - She's great in that - He couldn't be more flexed Yeah. He's holding his breath. C-14 Don't you think this one is? The way he's leaning back and is more... Bill, kill that music, please That's passive. This is dynamic. He's going to get that girl You're the photographer... You're the genius Isabel... Isabel, it's Anna's school. They're looking for Luke Hellow? No, he's not here. This is... Are you sure you have the right kids? Because Jackie Harrison would never forget to pick up her kids Are you absolutely sure it's them? Ok Of course. I'll be right there I will pick them up. Thank you What? Isabel, may I remind you that the clients will be here at 4:30? I know, so I have to hurry. Everything is gonna be fine Don't worry. I'll be back And I will dazzle you with my punctuality. To the button Isabel, don't do this! Hi, guys Barbecue. I know they're your fave How could she... just forget us? I mean... Yeah. That's something you would do To tell you the truth... I did Your mother had to help a friend with this... emergency... and so she called me to switch days but... I got caught up at work and... just forgot all about you Mommy! My little chick! How are you, sweetie? I'm sorry you got stuck. Were you scared? - You must be starving - Yeah Yeah? You hungry? You want a good meal? How'd you do on your math? Was it hard? Who is it? It's Jackie. May I come in? Sure I have another appointment this afternoon, and I... ...I need somebody... to take the children to the park And have federal agents jump from the bushes and serve me with a court order? How many years do you get in the state for giving second-rate care to minors? Whatever it is, it's not enough Well. Look. I'm on thin ice already with my boss, alright? - Fine - When I ran out yesterday... ...I actually thought he was gonna fire me I can get somebody else Wait. God! I'll figure something out. I'll do it After-school snack. Refrigerate, if possible Band-Aids, Neosporin, hand-wipes, Kleenex, Tylenol... Why not just bring the whole pharmacy? Ben likes to be read to. You know Dr Seuss? Not personally Do you have a word limit you have to hit every day... ...or may I finish? Here's their schedule, my beeper number... In case of emergency If not, I'll see you at 5 o'clock at the park All I'm asking is that my children still be alive when I get there Jackie, I wanted to ask you... something There's a Pearl Jam concert on the 5th... and I would like like to take Anna Is that a weekday? I think it's a Thursday So you wanna take a 12-year-old girl to a Pearl Jam concert on a school night? I just thought it would be something nice that she and I could do together It's ridiculous... She's too young It spread? But, I did... I did everything right. Everything I was supposed to do We found some cells in your lymph nodes... In three of them But you said last time that you got it all So, if you were wrong last time than there's a good chance you're wrong this time... - ... because the last time... - ... was a year ago We found a tiny lump, we treated it. We thought we got it all We were hopeful, but there were no guarantees But people... ...we can beat it, I mean... People beat it all the time, right? - Every day, more and more - Ok, so, what's the plan? What do we do? Another round of radiation? Chemotherapy That's necessary? Let's give it our best shot Right. Okay Excuse me. I got to get the kids We'll discuss this at your next appointment And you should share this with your kids and ex-husband How would his worrying or my kids worrying make any difference? Sooner than later... ...you need to - Jackie... - Ok... - Think about it - Ok I see her - Hi - Hi - Thanks for coming - You're welcome - You look pretty - Thanks Listen... I'm glad you called... 'cause there's something I wanna tell you something too Oh! Ok. Well, you go first Let me have a drink here I'm going to ask Isabel... to marry me Wow! I know you don't think much of her She's a special person... She really is, Jackie Why are you telling me this? I want you to tell me that it's ok - You don't need my approval - The kids do Good evening. Would you and your wife care to look at the menu? I'm not his wife No, thank you Give me a drink though, please. Whatever this is I think it's going to be... hard for the kids And I... was hoping we could tell them together And that'd make it easier for the kids? Or for you? Because you know, you can't just decide to be a "we" and "us"... ...whenever it's convenient for you - We are... - We're over. We are over We are still their parents for the next 100 years Why? Just tell me why you think this marriage... ...is going to work and ours didn't - What did you want to talk to me about? -Nothing. It's... I think we have... quite enough to deal with just... with your news Good morning Good morning, baby I've got something for you - You do? - Yeah But you have to wake up to get it Ok - Hi - Hi I'm awake You shouldn't have? The first time I got married... ...we'd been together since college... ...and marriage... just seemed like the next step It was just something that happened But I think for two people to really love each other... to really... commit to each other... ...it has to be... ...it has to be an act of will Or a decision And I think two people have to... live that decision every day Even when things are hard and you feel like giving up... ...you have to... ...hang on to that decision... ...that choice to... ...to love each other Even if it's only by a thread I... let that thread break once This time, it won't Will you marry me? Yes Yes, I will Sweetheart, don't get upset I'm not upset. Why would I be upset? I mean... No one asked me when you got a divorce No one asked if I wanted a new mother No one even asked me if I liked her If you guys don't care about keeping our family together, then why should I? Anna, daddy and I tried very hard. Really, we did No, you didn't! All you did was name-call I heard you You didn't even try to use real words Ok, buddy... Baby, Isabel's not going to take my place as your mom No!... It's just that... Isabel's going to be in your life and... ...hopefully, you can learn to accept her Sweetheart Honey You know, life is full of hard things... And sometimes it isn't fair and... But you know you have a choice... You can either take the hard things and make your life better or... ...or you can make it worse Like how? Like... ...trying to see the good side of Isabel and... ...what she brings to your father's life and... ...to yours You know, there comes a time in every family when you've got to be there for each other Ok... I'll be there for you How about you, buddy? Yeah - You'll be there? - Yeah Damn it! What's the problem? Nothing It looks good! I can't get the trees to look real Mind if I try? I already messed it up anyway Let's see First a little brush smooshing "Smooshing" Very technical term Cool! Where'd you learn how to do that? I took an art class when I was at NYU Why don't you give it a try? It helps if you make that little... Thanks You're welcome I was thinking about what you said about Isabel... You know, seeing the good side of her... You know, you're right! She knows all about clothes and stuff, and... ...she knows every rock and roll song ever written I mean... She's kind like a kid herself - Like a big sister? - Yeah She knows all the cool junk food places to eat at I'll bet! - Once you get to know her, she's kind of cool - Yeah? But don't tell her I told you, I... - I just... - It's our secret Thanks Ben, wait up! Listen, baby ain't no mountain high ain't no vally low ain't no river wide enough, baby If you need me, call me No matter where you are no matter how far Don't worry, baby Just call my name I'll be there in a hurry You don't have to worry 'Cause baby now ain't no mountain high enough ain't no valley low enough Ain't no river wide enough To keep me from getting to you, babe - Did you have a good day? - Yeah You're one lucky boy because... guess what? You get to watch a tape tonight. I'm going out. Colleen's baby-sitting Yeah! Cool! And you... are wearing makeup! Well, no. Isabel gave it to me No, she put a little on in the car, playing around You don't usually see that color in the afternoon... ...except on working girls Anyway... wash your face, because... ...you and I are going out in 10 minutes On a school night? - Pearl Jam?! - Yeah! - Oh, mom, you are the coolest! - You only live once, right? Isn't my mom the coolest? It was a great idea. Thanks Have fun Chemotherapy. There's a day's dose stored here This is a portable IV. Feel it... It's pretty light Yeah, nice and slim. You can wear it everywhere... Play tennis, jogging... - You can hide it under your clothes - That's cool... Side effects? Some days you'll experience drowsiness, nausea... ...and other days you'll feel perfectly fine Am I going to lose my hair? Maybe... Maybe not. It varies with each person Let's do it! Good When? I'm available tomorrow... evening Oh, tomorrow evening is bad... It's spaghetti and meatball night. Ben really looks forward... Okay, tomorrow's good. Fine Hellow? Hi, honey. How you doing? Mom, I've been waiting for your call! - You won't believe it - What? - I'm telepathetic - You mean telepathic That's what I said I just discovered it today. I can read minds No way... Yeah... I just tried it with Dad and Isabel, and guess what? What? I always knew exactly what they were thinking That is incredible - Want me to read yours? - Absolutely - Think real hard about something - I'm thinking - Close your eyes... - Ok Concentrate I am concentrating You're thinking about... me! That is amazing! What else? And you're wishing you were here instead of where you are That's for sure Where are you, anyway? I'm in bed, with the flu... and I'm green and barfing... I knew that And you're wishing you were here making me spaghetti... ...so I wouldn't have to eat Daddy's sucky lamb chop You're right about that... - See? I'm pathatelic! - Telepathic! That's what I said - Mommy... - Yeah... - When am I going to see you? - Tomorrow after school Oh... I was wishing I'd see you tonight Well, just gonna have... to have one of our dream dates and meet somewhere special... In our dreams Where haven't we been in a while? How about Disneyland? No... Last time, the lines were too long Ok The beach... Yeah! On a hot summer day... With gigantic waves... And boogie boards... - And corn dogs - Yeah... Awesome... Cool... All right, don't forget to put on your sunblock, okay? It's a dream, mom. You don't need sunblock That's right. I forgot - Mommy, you still there? - Yeah Ben? Time for dinner I got to go. See you tonight, okay? All right - I'll see you in my dreams - Bye, mom - Bye - I love you She doesn't have that killer instinct, does she? Defense, fall back! You feeling all right? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm great You look a little tired I hate when people say that It's a polite way of telling you look like shit I didn't mean it like that I just have... some things on my mind You've been really busy lately Are you... ...seeing somebody? No. I wish that was the reason I was tired. I... I've been spending a little time with my old boss ...trying... to decide whether or not I'll go back to Random House Really? That would be great! Oh, Ben. Easy, easy, easy Ben, Ben, be careful, sweetie You're a dead man, Captain Blood! Oh, Ben, that was really cool - Sweetie, can you move your leg? - Yeah - Does it hurt? - No Are you okay? Yeah, but can I still go to Tucker's party tomorrow? Probably. But we gotta get it cleaned up... ...and have somebody to look at it, ok? We'll go to the emergency room - Five stitches - Is he okay? - Yeah, he's doing fine - He's not crying? - Can I see my son now, please? - I need your insurance information I'll do this... He's in 152 - I don't see any broken bones - 'Cause you don't have any I'm very proud of you. You were awfully brave today It didn't hurt that bad Besides, it'll be pretty cool to show my friends Hey, would you do me a favor? Maybe... Depends what it is Will you ask Dad to give me a white dove for Christmas? We'll see... Come on! Every magician needs a white dove. A real one. They do Well, you know, that's a long way off... and I think we should talk to your mom and just see, okay? - Does it hurt again? - Yeah Lay back Take a deep breath Will you sing me a song? My mom always sings to me when I get hurt Ok... Hmm... Hard to think of a song on the spot # If I needed you # # would you come to me # # would you come to me # # and ease my pain? # # If you needed me # # I would come to you # # I would swim the sea # # for to ease your pain # - Feel better? - Yeah A little bit? It puts a girl on the spot Hi. It's Jackie Look, I just got a call from Random House... and they want me to go meet an editor this afternoon... ...but I'm afraid I won't get back in time... ...to pick up Ben at Tucker's birthday party Good! Great! Ben will be happy too That you'll pick him up, yeah It's 4:30 At 22 Williams Road Great Thanks How hard can this be? Ok... It's going to be okay - Directory assistance. What city? - Manhattan - Yeah. What listing? - The number for Random House, please Hellow... Hi. May I speak with Jackie Harrison, please? I'm sorry. Mrs Harrison's not here No. She has a meeting with the editor today... I'm picking up Benjamin from a birthday party and I lost the address I just need to speak to her for one quick second Miss, I'm the senior editor I haven't seen Mrs Harrison since she left Random House... ...eleven years ago Okay. Thanks anyway Balloons... I beg your pardon? Just look for a house with balloons. It never fails The kids will be there Thanks very much Hey, look at you! Come here Can you see me? - Hi. You had a good time, eh? - Hola Hi - Hello - Hi Let's clean your shirt. How was Tucker's party? - Good - Yeah? - Did he like the present? - Yeah Did they have the snake guy or the magician? - Snake guy - Snake guy... It bit Tucker It bit Tucker? Did it eat him? Did you have any trouble finding the place with my directions? No Well, thanks I know your secret I saw airline tickets and note from your new boss You're not working at Random House in New York. I talked to them You're taking the kids and moving to Los Angeles! What the hell are you doing, reading my mail? Snooping around my back like some little... dishonest Dishonest?! I wouldn't have to snoop around if you were honest with Luke! I'd have thought this was the answer to your prayers... You lose the witch and her two little brats in one swoop Simplifies everything. You get your life back Come on. There's plenty of publishing houses in New York Surely you can get a job here Oh, so I'm supposed to rearrange my life to accommodate your schedules? If you're so damned concerned, why don't you get a new career? Why don't you and Luke move to Los Angeles? Oh, you can make plans to rearrange everyone else's life without consulting us Bi-coastal parenting. People do it all the time Luke gets the kids one month during the summer... and every other holidays. It's not ideal but people make it work No, you can't do that You can't take Luke's kids away from him! - Yes I can - No. We can't live like that! We?! Look, if Luke has a problem with this, tell him to talk to me This is not about you. This is not your problem... - It is my problem - Why's that? Because I'm gonna marry this man... and we're going to share our life together. I love him! His kids are everything to him... and he would be devastated not to be near them You guessed the wrong secret... Charlie Drummond, she's a... is a colleague of mine from Random House in New York, and she... she moved to the West Coast office and I'm gonna be crashing with her... while I get protein injections that are recommended by my oncologist You can only get them in Los Angeles Oncologist? Yeah... Life's a tradeoff! It's finally legal to smoke dope, but you got to have cancer Are you dying? Not today We'll beat it - It's a walk in the park - Yeah Thanks for the "we" You're not alone in this, you know You don't have to go through this by yourself You know that You understand what I'm saying? What will we tell the kids? I think we should tell them the truth They can handle it... It should've been me instead of you I'll go along with that Look out... You didn't see... Gotcha! Did he beat you? Here, look, 35 marshmallows So... what's going on? Who's marrying who this time? - Mommy's marrying Isabel - Oh, so cute Oh, no... - Guys, Mommy's sick - You still have the flu? No. I have... cancer. Do you know what that is? It's what Aunt Mary died from Aunt Mary had a different kind There's lots of different kinds. And hers was very... very bad Is yours bad? Well, I've been working with a doctor to get better for a while now ...and she says we have every reason to hope... that I'm going to be fine Check this out, Anna. Look at this... This is so cool No. It's okay Look at this. I don't have to go to the hospital to get my medicine - It just come right in this - It just looks like Game Boy Yeah, it kind of is, uh? It's going to make me strong, so I can fight the disease Cool, uh? Can I catch cancer? No, sweetie. It's not contagious So you've known about this for a long time... Yeah... And you never told me Sweetheart... ...your mom wanted to wait until the right time to tell you Oh, guys, I'm sorry... Look, I just... I know how scared I get when you're sick... ...and I thought it would be best... to wait for a while until it got smaller! So you lied. You lied when you never told me If you lied then, maybe you're lying now I can never believe you again! I made a mistake... Anna, people make mistakes! - Where's Isabel? - What? It's Thursday. We're supposed to be with Isabel - She should've picked us up by now - I'd rather be with Mommy Well, she's dying... Isabel's your mother now Anna, don't say that! You do not run out on your mother! No, that's your job - I'm sorry you're sick - What? I said I'm sorry you're sick I can't hear you Then turn down the music! What? I said... ...I'm sorry you're sick That's what I thought you said So what are you guys doing? Oh! Marvin and I are getting our act together, right Marvin? - Right, Tammi - Yeah... But that's one of Isabel's songs... Oh, look. Isabel might know the words, babe, but... ...I invented the moves! Right, Marvin? Right, Tammi In fact... we're looking for somebody to do... backup with us - Right, Marvin? - Yeah, Tammi! Listen, baby ain't no mountain high ain't no vally low ain't no river wide enough, baby If you need me, call me No matter where you are no matter how far Don't worry, baby Just call my name I'll be there in a hurry You don't have to worry 'Cause baby now ain't no mountain high enough ain't no valley low enough Ain't no river wide enough To keep me from getting to you, babe Oh, no valley no wind, no rain Oh, my God! # Or winters cold # # Can't stop me, baby # Cool! No, no, baby Cause you are my goal If you are ever in trouble I'll be there on the double Just send for me, oh, baby My love is alive # way down in my heart # Sing it! Although we are miles apart If you ever need a helping hand I'll be there on the double just as fast as I can Don't you know that ain't no mountain high enough ain't no valley low enough ain't no river wide enough to keep me from getting to you, babe Don't you know that ain't no mountain high enough ain't no valley low enough This land is your land This land is my land From California to the New York islands From the redwood forests to the Gulf Stream waters this land was made for you and me As I was walking that ribbon of highway I saw above me that endless skyway I saw below me that golden valley This land was made for you and me This land is your land This land is my land From California to the New York islands From the redwood forests - You look great! - Hi Hi Your dad's meeting's running late so I came to watch you Ok I have to tell you something in confidence You're having Michael Jackson's baby That, and Anna is over her head for Brad "The Flame" Kovitsky No way! I can't believe she would... After the way how he was with all the girls in class! Oh... how... I didn't know anything about this She was afraid you'd make a big deal about it They've been going out for 2 weeks Which, of course, in the 6th grade, as you know, doesn't mean anything They don't "go" anywhere. They don't have lunch together It's just their declaration... Yeah. I know, I know. I had kids of my own once Anyway, today, in the lunchyard... he announces publicly, in front of her friends... ...that he's breaking up with her In front of everybody? That little shit! Not you. Just go Anyway. That's the point of going out, right? So one of them can dump the other one... and they can act out this passionate adult... soap opera tragedy She must be devastated She's been one hour in the girls' room crying You mean, you think you've got problems. This is serious... Oh, so, my point... Anyway. I pick her up from school today She tells me the whole story and asks me what to do What did you tell her? I said "Beats me. Ask your mom!" So she's going to... Tomorrow - Be ready - I'm ready. I'm ready What the hell is this? It's Thanksgiving dinner. These are the Clintons. We're having dinner That is my son... ...the turkey! Did they...? Yeah. They killed him. But he does it so great! But sweety, did you really think, at 12... that you'd meet someone you'd want to spend the rest of your life with? No It's just every time I'm on the lunchyard... and he's with 10 of his butt-kissing little weasels... You don't like his friends! ...they all yell, "There goes the Virgin Queen" or "The Ice Princess" ...or some clever cut like that. Like it hurts my feelings You didn't let him kiss you Not with my mouth open That's my girl! Good for you Does that mean now that you let him kiss you with your mouth shut? - Mom... - Oh! Sorry... Okay. Right What do you say to him when he says something like that? I call him a fart-face or a pervert or something equally lame Sweetheart, you have to just ignore him! He doesn't exist. You don't see him, you don't hear him... He's just nothing. He's not there You are too much of a woman... to even... bother with such a little... ...boy as him You're kidding, right? No, no, no. I mean, all he wants is the attention Once he doesn't get it, he might try a little harder for a while... ...but then he'll get frustrated and give up So I just ignore him. Keep my mouth shut Yeah You think Isabel would do that? Oh, it's just, she's younger. Maybe she remembers how to do this So this will work, uh? Hi, sweetie... - What's wrong? - Nothing Is it time for you to go to LA? No, it's still nighttime. And it's snowing... I got a babysitter for Ben... Do you want to go someplace special with me? Right now? Yes Okay. Just you and me I'm never, never going to forget this Never say never Well... there's a loophole. You can say " never, never"... ...if you mean it enough to say it twice I'll remember always, always Promise, promise? Move that carriage from back to the end of the street and start again Everybody keep moving! Go back to the starting point... It's 1:45 Want a lens? Thanks, everybody! That's a wrap! Thank you for a great day, folks It's 1:45. I told you, I have to pick up Anna and Benjamin Thanks guys! You're not... You have to finish! No. I've got it in the can! Coop can wrap the equipment This is my star account These clients need choices. They need variety I shot it 20 different angles They'll have plenty of variety. Trust me I don't What are you saying? I'm saying that you're the best I've got Probably the best I've ever worked with But these last couple of months... your work is slipping It's still fine, but you've lost your edge Your focus... Your dedication And your attitude... is very disappointing You're making a career decision here If you walk now, I'll have to let you go I'm sorry you feel that way Damn!... It's okay. Don't worry. It's going to be fine Hey, guys Sorry. I'm late - Hey Benjamin... - Yeah? - Why don't you go sit in the car, buddy? -Ok - Don't drive away - I won't What happened? Do you know that boy I was telling you about, Brad Kovitsky? Yeah Well.. he's been a real jerk lately, and my mom told me to ignore him So today... ...I did And you know what he called me? He called me "Frosty the Snow-bitch". In front of everyone Men can be scum Yes, they can... Is that little bastard here? I'll kick his ass No, his mother's always on time I have an idea No, thanks. I don't need advice from a stepmother Ok. Yeah... I can see how sitting out here in the... cold and snow, crying... seems like a far superior idea to listening to... ...a stepmother But for kicks, let's lose the title Seems to me you have a choice. You can either pretend to be an adult... ...or you can actually be one So... sit here in the cold, crying ...by yourself... ...or... ...do something about it... ...together Crying... Do something... What's it going to be? Do something - Yeah? - Yeah Ok. Can we start by like covering up my hairy stepmother wart? Because it must be showing! Punk... It's cold! Come on, let's go! Benjamin will drive us home Okay, come on! Come on! Come on! Ok. Next week, after school... ...you walk up to him... ...with... ...attitude. You hear me? And you say: "Listen up, limp-dick... ...'cause I'm only in to say this once: As far as your... ...pitiful... ...knowledge of what a woman really wants goes... ...I am not going to waste my time with some... loser... ...who doesn't even know what snowblowing is" What is it? It's... an incredibly disgusting and not even remotely sexy thing.. ...that I once I heard described in a movie I'd never take you to go see But it is real. Now... ...the clincher: You walk away... ...then you... ...whip around... ...and say: "The guy I see is in high school... ...and, it has to be said... ...he laughs his ass off whenever we talk about you" I don't know anyone in high school There will be... a suitable boy... ...outside your school on Monday at 2:30 with... ...a very expensive bike And he will be a stone fox... even if I have to call an escort service I've had the worst day... ...until now Me too United Airlines announces the arrival of Flight 86... ...service from Los Angeles Deplaning passengers may be met at gate number 12 Ok, so I'm gonna get your bags... - .. and the taxis are just over there - Thanks Surprise! Why is she in a wheelchair? Sweetie, she's traveled a long way and she's just tired So go give her a hug and be gentle, ok? Look at this guy... Hi! Let's go home - Welcome back - Thanks. What a great surprise Hey, let me out! - Come on! Let me out! - Your brother's got to get out - Hey! - Sorry I'm in the family too, you know - What's up? - We have a surprise for you - No way - Yes - What is it? - We can't tell you. It's a surprise - Come on, tell me - No - Ben, tell me - No way! - Come on. Tell me - No way... Close your eyes Step... Almost! You're almost there Don't open your eyes - Please, just a little peek - No... no... Gosh! Come in! Come in! All right, ready? One, two, three... ...open! Isn't it great? Isabel did it I'm working on a Christmas project for Ben and Anna and... and there aren't any recent photos of... me with the kids, and I was... ...I was just wondering if... ...if you'd take some Sure... Love to Thanks Hey, guys, wait up. Wait up for me! Can you stop right there for a second? Oh, great! Perfect Benjamin, that's a dazzling display of horsemanship Come on, you lazy horse, get up! "One day, five men came in funny hats... to pick the biggest, fastest, roughest bull to fight... ...in the bullfights in Madrid" Hi, Mom! Are you okay? There we go Almost... Well, almost not falling. That was the first time he fell Awesome fall... Are you going to try it again? One over here. Everybody! Cheese! - Are you going back? - Si - More? - Yeah All right! Go for it. I'm watching! You know, Ben was born in 2 hours, went strait to the breast... ...and camped there for the next four days Always with this... ...his mischievous look on his face. Like he had a secret or something And his... ...blanket... ...always looked like a cape. Even the nurses said so He loves hearing that story over and over About how he was born a magician And her? Twenty-eight hours... The doctors wanted to go in and get her but... ...I knew she'd come in her own time. That's just the way she is Can't let anybody rush her I'll keep that in mind It didn't work, did it? I'm sorry Hey... You did everything you could But there's still some options available There's a... treatment in Paris, one in Switzerland... ...and they come highly recommended Thanks, but... I think I want to spend... ...my time at home... ...with my family Yeah Christmas will be here before you know it I thought you might need one of these I do. It looks great A little more A little more... Okay! I think that's fine. Stop Oh, perfect Smells great too Thanks What are we supposed to do without you? You'll be fine You're a great father! I just never really... ...I didn't give you the chance to realize it Thank you Merry Christmas As for your pitiful knowledge of what a woman really wants... ...I'm not wasting my time on some pathetic loser... ...who doesn't even know what snowblowing is Good one Oh, and the guy I see... ...is in high school, and it has to be said that... every time we talk about you, he laughs his ass off Yeah, right You don't believe me? He's standing right over there No way... Well, believe it You rule, Anna! You rule! You blew it! Loser! Hi! What are you doing here? I'm here picking up my kids from school Who... is that? He looks familiar. He looks like that guy... ...in his underwear on the side of the bus for Calvin Klein No. Fully dressed for Ralph Lauren - What? - What? - Uh? - No. Oh... He's such a loser! Moron! It worked, it worked, it worked! Did you see the look on Brad's face? Thank you so much! Okay... "Limp-dick" I know What exactly is "snowblowing"? It doesn't matter. I didn't explain it to her But you're gonna have to explain to me because... ...I'm gonna have to explain it to about 20 or 30 parents... ...that are going to call in the next half-hour or so Give them my number No. I think they'll want to talk to Anna's mother, thank you What are you worried about? Looking bad at the PTA? Are you defending what you did? Right to the ground! You put filth in my child's mouth - Oh, please... - You had her lie about that model And it worked... like a charm And you became a hero, and I became I schmuck Basically, you taught my child... ...that I am a loser... who doesn't really care about her pain - That's not what I tried to do - That's what you did Did you think I didn't have some dirty words for that little putz? That I couldn't figure out some low blows? You weren't passing them out I believe, in a crisis, you have an opportunity to learn something That's deep It was a lie Winning without dignity or grace is not winning She has to figure out who she is... ...so she can stand up to peer pressure, so that... ...so that she can steer her own course She wasn't steering her own course She was steering yours That's what parenting is all about, little girl They are pleading for you to tell them how to do the right thing Sure as hell, that's what you've done And the next time something happens, and the stakes are really high... ...she's gonna look back on this... ...and she's gonna remember how easy it was and how good it felt And she's going stand up for herself. Dear God, what have I done? You have turned her into you That's what this is about... That's all it's about How would you know what this is about? You haven't been here from the beginning... worrying every minute of every day that the decisions you're making... ...are going to shape the people they're going to be And you are not what I want my children to be I don't want that, either This isn't about me or you. It's about them And believe it or not, I am trying And I do have their very... best interests at heart - Would you like a drink? - Patrn, please Double What's up? Last year, I lost Ben - What? - In the supermarket - You're lying - It's true That's impossible. You could never lose that kid for one second I did Ben never mentioned it He just remembers I found him Why didn't you tell me? You know why I never wanted to be a mom Well, sharing it with you is one thing Carrying it alone the rest of my life... ...always being compared to you... You're perfect! They worship you I just don't want to be looking over my shoulder... ...every day for 20 years... ...knowing... ...that someone else would've done it right Done it better The way that I can't What do I have that you don't? You're Mother Earth incarnate You're... ...hip and fresh You ride with Anna You'll learn You know every story Every wound... Every memory... Their whole life's happiness is wrapped up in you... every single moment Don't you get it? Look down the road to her wedding... I'm in a room... ...alone with her... ...fitting her veil... ...fluffing her dress... ...telling her... "no woman has ever looked that beautiful" And my fear is... ...that she'll be thinking: " I wish my mom was here" And mine is... ...she won't But the truth is... ...she doesn't have to choose She can have us both Love us both And she will be a better person because of me... ...and because of you I have their past... and you can have their future Hey, guys, it's Christmas! Wake up! I hope there's a white dove There has to be a white dove Hark, I hear the gentle sounds of Benjamin We better get out there before he opens all the presents Have a little patience Can I open my presents now? Actually, your mom wants you to go upstairs and open presents with her first Then we'll open presents down here, okay? Okay. Me first Merry Christmas Sweetie, I think this has your name on it A real magician's cape Awesome! Come here, I'll help you with it What does it have all over it? Could you see? Pictures of me and you And this one right here? See that one? That's our first official photo of you and me as a couple See that? Did you know I was good-looking right away? Everybody in the hole hospital talked about it. Are you kidding? But this good-looking was beyond my imagination Are you dying? What do you think? Yes Then I won't see you anymore Well, you won't see my body, but... You know how a caterpillar becomes something else? - A butterfly - Yeah! You just have to think of me as a... ...as off flying somewhere, mhm? And, of course, the magician... ...he knows the secret... ...that just because you don't see something... ...doesn't mean it's not there So even though it might ...seem like I'm gone... ...the magician knows better So where will you be? Right here. Right here, inside the magician Can I talk to you when you're there? Always. Always, always!... You won't hear my voice but... ...but deep inside... ...you'll know what I'm saying It's not good enough Of course it isn't, because it isn't everything And we want everything, don't we? Yeah But we still have one thing One of our greatest things we'll always have You know what that is? Our dreams! We can still meet in our dreams! We can talk to each other there and... ...go for walks together in the summer... ...and in the winter, and in the rain... ...and in the sun, and... ...I can come and pick you up and we can go flying Nobody's loved you like I do Nobody ever will - Hi. I brought you some tea - Merry Christmas, baby Merry Christmas - Look what Mom made me! - Uau! I'll go show Dad and Isabel - Here - Thank you, sweetheart Oh, mom... Will you make sure Dad knows how to double-knot my sneakers... the way you do for school in the morning? Yes Thanks That's yours It's a quilt! - And it has our pictures on it - Put it here It's kinda like a scrapbook you can... keep warm with It's... It's so beautiful. I've never seen anything like it See the horse here? And the medals that you got? Remember this? That was the dress... ...you wouldn't take off in Pre-K for 3 weeks? - Remember that? - Yeah Your first step. Look at your foot Look at that little chubby-cheeked thing. Look at you Are you scared? A little Mostly, I was scared... for you but... ...I'm not anymore because I know you're gonna be okay I don't want to say goodbye. I'm going to miss you so much It's okay... Oh, sweety... Oh, my sweetie. It's okay It's okay to miss me. It's okay! You can miss me and... ...and you can take me with you You can! And when you're in trouble... ...I'll be there, and... ...when you fall in love, I'll be there You can! I mean, that's how... people go on forever, you know... ...because somebody takes them along On your graduation and... ...your wedding and... ...when you have your babies Take me along, will you? Always, always and always You have made my life... ...so wonderful Take that with you too, okay? Wow, Mom! It's so cool! See what you got there, Ben What's the matter? You look disappointed No, everything is great, Mom I love my presents Hey, guys! Looks like we forgot one It's got your name on it, buddy Abracadabra! - What a beautiful cage! - Si It's empty Let's try it again I think maybe this time... ...you should say the magic words Abracadabra! Allakazam! Allakazoom... Boom! It worked! Why doesn't everybody get on the sofa for a picture, eh? Baby, can you put that birdcage on the floor for me? And I'll set up here On the count of 3... I want to see big Christmas smiles One... ...two... ...Benjamin... ...three Excellent Good one. Ok, now let's get one with the whole family Isabel? Okay. Let me just... ...reset this Get ready! |
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