[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[ SHOES CREAK ]
WELL, THE FLOWERS ARE NICE.
Sure.
But the church is too big.
Sure.
But the church is too big.
[ GASPS ]
But the church is too big.
[ GASPS ]
Laura, cool it.
[ GASPS ]
Laura, cool it.
Is that...you know?
Laura, cool it.
Is that...you know?
Do you think the -- the mother
Is that...you know?
Do you think the -- the mother
will show up now?
Do you think the -- the mother
will show up now?
No. No.
will show up now?
No. No.
Poor thing. He's all alone.
No. No.
Poor thing. He's all alone.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
Poor thing. He's all alone.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
[ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
[ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING ]
THERE HE IS.
[ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING ]
THERE HE IS.
HE WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME?
THERE HE IS.
HE WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME?
I ALMOST CALLED THE COPS.
HE WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME?
I ALMOST CALLED THE COPS.
DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM TO WAIT FOR
I ALMOST CALLED THE COPS.
DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM TO WAIT FOR
US?
DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM TO WAIT FOR
US?
DO WE HAVE TO CREATE A SCENE?
US?
DO WE HAVE TO CREATE A SCENE?
WHY NOT MAKE A SCENE?
DO WE HAVE TO CREATE A SCENE?
WHY NOT MAKE A SCENE?
OTHERWISE IT'S LIKE I'M NOT EVEN
WHY NOT MAKE A SCENE?
OTHERWISE IT'S LIKE I'M NOT EVEN
THERE.
OTHERWISE IT'S LIKE I'M NOT EVEN
THERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
JONAS IS GONNA BE IN A NURSING
YOU KNOW WHAT?
JONAS IS GONNA BE IN A NURSING
HOME BY THE END OF THE WEEK.
JONAS IS GONNA BE IN A NURSING
HOME BY THE END OF THE WEEK.
MARK MY WORDS.
HOME BY THE END OF THE WEEK.
MARK MY WORDS.
OHH.
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME, KID.
COME ON.
LET'S GO SIT DOWN.
COME ON.
LET'S GO SIT DOWN.
COME ON. COME ON.
LET'S GO SIT DOWN.
COME ON. COME ON.
COUSIN DOESN'T LOOK THA
COME ON. COME ON.
COUSIN DOESN'T LOOK THA STUPID.
COUSIN DOESN'T LOOK THA STUPID.
HE'S PROBABLY THINKING THE
STUPID.
HE'S PROBABLY THINKING THE
SAME THING ABOUT YOU.
HE'S PROBABLY THINKING THE
SAME THING ABOUT YOU.
COULD YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR
SAME THING ABOUT YOU.
COULD YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR
VOICE DOWN?
COULD YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR
VOICE DOWN?
WE'RE PRACTICALLY THE ONLY
VOICE DOWN?
WE'RE PRACTICALLY THE ONLY
ONES HERE.
WE'RE PRACTICALLY THE ONLY
ONES HERE.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
ONES HERE.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
SHUT UP OR WAIT IN THE CAR.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
SHUT UP OR WAIT IN THE CAR.
LUKE, DEAR.
SHUT UP OR WAIT IN THE CAR.
LUKE, DEAR.
ARE YOU OKAY?
LUKE, DEAR.
ARE YOU OKAY?
[ ORGAN MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
ARE YOU OKAY?
[ ORGAN MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ ORGAN MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ WHIMPERING ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ WHIMPERING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
SCREAMING DOESN'T ACCOMPLISH A
SINGLE THING.
MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE SOME
SINGLE THING.
MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE SOME
BLITHERING BOZO.
MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE SOME
BLITHERING BOZO.
NOT GOOD.
WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING HERE?
IS THIS YOUR ROOM?
NO, GRANDPA.
IS THIS YOUR ROOM?
NO, GRANDPA.
WE'RE AT THE RELATIVES'.
NO, GRANDPA.
WE'RE AT THE RELATIVES'.
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, LUKE?
WE'RE AT THE RELATIVES'.
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, LUKE?
IT'S PAST 9:00 P.M. GRANDPA.
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, LUKE?
IT'S PAST 9:00 P.M. GRANDPA.
WE'RE SLEEPING.
IT'S PAST 9:00 P.M. GRANDPA.
WE'RE SLEEPING.
IF I WERE 25, I-I WOULDN'T BE
WE'RE SLEEPING.
IF I WERE 25, I-I WOULDN'T BE
SLEEPING HERE.
IF I WERE 25, I-I WOULDN'T BE
SLEEPING HERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
SLEEPING HERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
I'D BE OUT DRINKING AND SCREWING
[ LAUGHS ]
I'D BE OUT DRINKING AND SCREWING
AND RAISING HELL.
I'D BE OUT DRINKING AND SCREWING
AND RAISING HELL.
[ LAUGHS ]
AND RAISING HELL.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S NIGHTTIME, GRANDPA.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S NIGHTTIME, GRANDPA.
WE HAVE TO USE OUR INSIDE
IT'S NIGHTTIME, GRANDPA.
WE HAVE TO USE OUR INSIDE
VOICES.
WE HAVE TO USE OUR INSIDE
VOICES.
DO YOU LIKE TO SCREW, BOY?
VOICES.
DO YOU LIKE TO SCREW, BOY?
[ Laughing ] OH, I BET YOU DO.
DO YOU LIKE TO SCREW, BOY?
[ Laughing ] OH, I BET YOU DO.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ Laughing ] OH, I BET YOU DO.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S SO WONDERFUL.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S SO WONDERFUL.
[ LAUGHS ]
THIS BED IS SHIT.
[ GRUNTS ]
TOMORROW WILL BE A BEAUTIFUL
[ GRUNTS ]
TOMORROW WILL BE A BEAUTIFUL
DAY.
TOMORROW WILL BE A BEAUTIFUL
DAY.
BUT YOU NEED YOUR REST.
DAY.
BUT YOU NEED YOUR REST.
I'LL MAKE YOU PANCAKES AND EGGS
BUT YOU NEED YOUR REST.
I'LL MAKE YOU PANCAKES AND EGGS
FOR BREAKFAST.
I'LL MAKE YOU PANCAKES AND EGGS
FOR BREAKFAST.
NOW GET SOME SLEEP.
FOR BREAKFAST.
NOW GET SOME SLEEP.
[ SNORING ]
NOW GET SOME SLEEP.
[ SNORING ]
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ SNORING ]
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ FOOTSTEPS ]
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ FOOTSTEPS ]
YOU ARE NOT LISTENING!
[ FOOTSTEPS ]
YOU ARE NOT LISTENING!
I AM LISTENING TO YOU.
YOU ARE NOT LISTENING!
I AM LISTENING TO YOU.
HE HAS LUNATIC FITS.
I AM LISTENING TO YOU.
HE HAS LUNATIC FITS.
OH, COME ON.
HE HAS LUNATIC FITS.
OH, COME ON.
I MEAN, GOD KNOWS WHAT OTHER
OH, COME ON.
I MEAN, GOD KNOWS WHAT OTHER
SICK BEHAVIORS -- I MEAN, PAUL,
I MEAN, GOD KNOWS WHAT OTHER
SICK BEHAVIORS -- I MEAN, PAUL,
WE NEED TO GET THEM PROPER CARE!
SICK BEHAVIORS -- I MEAN, PAUL,
WE NEED TO GET THEM PROPER CARE!
IT'S WHAT'S BEST!
WE NEED TO GET THEM PROPER CARE!
IT'S WHAT'S BEST!
WHAT, BEST FOR WHO?
IT'S WHAT'S BEST!
WHAT, BEST FOR WHO?
FOR YOU?
WHAT, BEST FOR WHO?
FOR YOU?
THEY'RE FAMILY, CINDY!
FOR YOU?
THEY'RE FAMILY, CINDY!
THEY'RE FAMILY.
THEY'RE FAMILY, CINDY!
THEY'RE FAMILY.
THEY'RE MY FAMILY.
THEY'RE FAMILY.
THEY'RE MY FAMILY.
THEY'RE OUR FAMILY.
THEY'RE MY FAMILY.
THEY'RE OUR FAMILY.
YOU ARE NOT THE ONE WHO'S
THEY'RE OUR FAMILY.
YOU ARE NOT THE ONE WHO'S
GONNA BE STUCK WITH THEM ALL
YOU ARE NOT THE ONE WHO'S
GONNA BE STUCK WITH THEM ALL
DAY!
[ AIR HISSES ]
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
COMMERCIALS ARE...
OVER.
THERE'S COMPANY AND
CONVERSATION
RECIPES AND NEW CREATIONS
RECIPES AND NEW CREATIONS
WE'RE COOKIN' UP SOMETHING
GOOD HERE AT HOME OOMETHING
HELLO, FAMILY, AND WELCOMEO
OUR INDOOR MEMORIAL DAY...
LUKE?
OUR INDOOR MEMORIAL DAY...
LUKE?
LUKE, ARE YOU IN HERE?
LUKE?
LUKE, ARE YOU IN HERE?
EVERY TIME I PLAN A PICNIC
LUKE, ARE YOU IN HERE?
EVERY TIME I PLAN A PICNIC
FOR OUTSIDE ON MEMORIAL DAY...
EVERY TIME I PLAN A PICNIC
FOR OUTSIDE ON MEMORIAL DAY...
[ SIGHS ]
FOR OUTSIDE ON MEMORIAL DAY...
[ SIGHS ]
YES, I'M HERE.
[ SIGHS ]
YES, I'M HERE.
AND BECAUSE YOU MAKE THEM,
YES, I'M HERE.
AND BECAUSE YOU MAKE THEM,
YOU PUT IT TOGETHER, YOU'RE
AND BECAUSE YOU MAKE THEM,
YOU PUT IT TOGETHER, YOU'RE
DONE.
YOU PUT IT TOGETHER, YOU'RE
DONE.
[ SIGHS ]
DONE.
[ SIGHS ]
HOW MUCH PER POUND?
[ SIGHS ]
HOW MUCH PER POUND?
A WHOLE POUND?
HOW MUCH PER POUND?
A WHOLE POUND?
CRUMBLE IT ALL UP...
A WHOLE POUND?
CRUMBLE IT ALL UP...
SO YOU GAVE US QUITE A SCARE
CRUMBLE IT ALL UP...
SO YOU GAVE US QUITE A SCARE
THERE, LUKE.
SO YOU GAVE US QUITE A SCARE
THERE, LUKE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THERE, LUKE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT'S GRANDMA MAGGIE'S
[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT'S GRANDMA MAGGIE'S
CHAIR.
THAT'S GRANDMA MAGGIE'S
CHAIR.
SHE WOULD NEVER ALLOW YOU TO SI
CHAIR.
SHE WOULD NEVER ALLOW YOU TO SI IN IT.
SHE WOULD NEVER ALLOW YOU TO SI IN IT.
IT'S NOT PROPER TO SIT IN
IN IT.
IT'S NOT PROPER TO SIT IN
SOMEONE ELSE'S SEAT.
IT'S NOT PROPER TO SIT IN
SOMEONE ELSE'S SEAT.
I WOULDN'T...
SOMEONE ELSE'S SEAT.
I WOULDN'T...
[ SIGHS ]
I WOULDN'T...
[ SIGHS ]
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL MORNING
[ SIGHS ]
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL MORNING
FOR YOU, YOU KNOW.
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL MORNING
FOR YOU, YOU KNOW.
I'M MISSING WORK.
FOR YOU, YOU KNOW.
I'M MISSING WORK.
CINDY IS OUT OF HER --
I'M MISSING WORK.
CINDY IS OUT OF HER --
GRANDPA JONAS SITS THERE.
CINDY IS OUT OF HER --
GRANDPA JONAS SITS THERE.
THAT'S HIS SEAT.
GRANDPA JONAS SITS THERE.
THAT'S HIS SEAT.
HE DIDN'T LIKE WATCHING THE TV,
THAT'S HIS SEAT.
HE DIDN'T LIKE WATCHING THE TV,
SO HE WOULD SIT IN THE CORNER,
HE DIDN'T LIKE WATCHING THE TV,
SO HE WOULD SIT IN THE CORNER,
AND HE WOULD WATCH US.
SO HE WOULD SIT IN THE CORNER,
AND HE WOULD WATCH US.
I GET IT.
AND HE WOULD WATCH US.
I GET IT.
YOU CAN'T SIT THERE BECAUSE
I GET IT.
YOU CAN'T SIT THERE BECAUSE
IT'S NOT YOUR CHAIR.
[ SIGHS ]
WHY WOULD YOU RUN OFF LIKE THAT?
HUH?
[ TELEVISION TURNS OFF ]
YOU'LL, UM -- YOU'LL COME
BACK WITH ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE
YOU'LL, UM -- YOU'LL COME
BACK WITH ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE
EATING, ALL RIGHT?
BACK WITH ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE
EATING, ALL RIGHT?
NO.
EATING, ALL RIGHT?
NO.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"?
NO.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"?
SORRY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"?
SORRY.
YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.
SORRY.
YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.
I MEAN, THIS HOUSE IS UP FOR
YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.
I MEAN, THIS HOUSE IS UP FOR
SALE.
I MEAN, THIS HOUSE IS UP FOR
SALE.
I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF ALL YOUR
SALE.
I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF ALL YOUR
STUFF.
I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF ALL YOUR
STUFF.
MY BED IS IN THE ATTIC.
STUFF.
MY BED IS IN THE ATTIC.
I HAVE A NIGHT LAMP SO IT IS
MY BED IS IN THE ATTIC.
I HAVE A NIGHT LAMP SO IT IS
NEVER DARK.
I HAVE A NIGHT LAMP SO IT IS
NEVER DARK.
WE'LL GET YOU ANOTHER NIGH
NEVER DARK.
WE'LL GET YOU ANOTHER NIGH LIGHT, OKAY?
WE'LL GET YOU ANOTHER NIGH LIGHT, OKAY?
THIS IS WHERE I LIVE.
LIGHT, OKAY?
THIS IS WHERE I LIVE.
ALL RIGHT, I'M -- WHAT DO YOU
THIS IS WHERE I LIVE.
ALL RIGHT, I'M -- WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO?
ALL RIGHT, I'M -- WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO?
HUH?
WANT TO DO?
HUH?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
HUH?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
YOU WANT TO STAY HERE AND WATCH,
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
YOU WANT TO STAY HERE AND WATCH,
UH, UH, COOKING SHOWS FOR THE
YOU WANT TO STAY HERE AND WATCH,
UH, UH, COOKING SHOWS FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE?
UH, UH, COOKING SHOWS FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE?
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
REST OF YOUR LIFE?
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
TALK TO ME.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
TALK TO ME.
BARGAIN WITH ME.
TALK TO ME.
BARGAIN WITH ME.
TELL ME SOMETHING.
BARGAIN WITH ME.
TELL ME SOMETHING.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
TELL ME SOMETHING.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
[ SIGHS ]
I WANT TO GO OUT AND SCREW.
[ SIGHS ]
I WANT TO GO OUT AND SCREW.
YES.
I WANT TO GO OUT AND SCREW.
YES.
LIKE A BOY MY AGE.
YES.
LIKE A BOY MY AGE.
[ SCOFFS ]
LIKE A BOY MY AGE.
[ SCOFFS ]
DO YOU -- DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHA
[ SCOFFS ]
DO YOU -- DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHA THAT MEANS?
SO, HOW LONG WILL THEY BE
STAYING?
YOUR GRANDFATHER AND
STAYING?
YOUR GRANDFATHER AND
COUSIN...
YOUR GRANDFATHER AND
COUSIN...
WILL BE STAYING AS LONG AS THEY
COUSIN...
WILL BE STAYING AS LONG AS THEY
NEED TO.
WILL BE STAYING AS LONG AS THEY
NEED TO.
BY EXECUTIVE DECISION.
NEED TO.
BY EXECUTIVE DECISION.
THIS IS COMPLETE SHIT.
BY EXECUTIVE DECISION.
THIS IS COMPLETE SHIT.
IT'S NOT SHIT, GRANDPA.
THIS IS COMPLETE SHIT.
IT'S NOT SHIT, GRANDPA.
IT'S LASAGNA.
IT'S NOT SHIT, GRANDPA.
IT'S LASAGNA.
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S LASAGNA.
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S JUST UNDERCOOKED...
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S JUST UNDERCOOKED...
AND HAS TOO MUCH CANNED TOMATO
IT'S JUST UNDERCOOKED...
AND HAS TOO MUCH CANNED TOMATO
SAUCE AND NOT ENOUGH FLOUR OR
AND HAS TOO MUCH CANNED TOMATO
SAUCE AND NOT ENOUGH FLOUR OR
CHEESE.
SAUCE AND NOT ENOUGH FLOUR OR
CHEESE.
[ GROANS ]
CHEESE.
[ GROANS ]
BUT WE MUST BE GRATEFUL FOR
[ GROANS ]
BUT WE MUST BE GRATEFUL FOR
THE HOSPITALITY.
NO! NO, PAUL. NO.
I'M NOT WAITING FOR YOU TO TAKE
A DAY OFF.
I'M NOT WAITING FOR YOU TO TAKE
A DAY OFF.
I'M GOING TO SEE NURSING HOMES
A DAY OFF.
I'M GOING TO SEE NURSING HOMES
RIGHT NOW.
I'M GOING TO SEE NURSING HOMES
RIGHT NOW.
YOUR FA-- YOUR FATHER GRABBED MY
RIGHT NOW.
YOUR FA-- YOUR FATHER GRABBED MY
ASS THIS MORNING, SLIPPED ME A
YOUR FA-- YOUR FATHER GRABBED MY
ASS THIS MORNING, SLIPPED ME A
$20, AND ASKED ME TO...
ASS THIS MORNING, SLIPPED ME A
$20, AND ASKED ME TO...
GOD, I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.
$20, AND ASKED ME TO...
GOD, I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.
FLAT ASS.
GOD, I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.
FLAT ASS.
SHE CAN'T EVEN COOK.
FLAT ASS.
SHE CAN'T EVEN COOK.
WHAT KIND OF WOMAN IS THAT?
SHE CAN'T EVEN COOK.
WHAT KIND OF WOMAN IS THAT?
VERY EASY TO SAY FROM THE
WHAT KIND OF WOMAN IS THAT?
VERY EASY TO SAY FROM THE
COMFORT OF YOUR OWN...
VERY EASY TO SAY FROM THE
COMFORT OF YOUR OWN...
GRANDPA, I THINK WE NEED TO
COMFORT OF YOUR OWN...
GRANDPA, I THINK WE NEED TO
BE QUIET NOW.
GRANDPA, I THINK WE NEED TO
BE QUIET NOW.
WHAT DOES IT MATTER, BOY?
BE QUIET NOW.
WHAT DOES IT MATTER, BOY?
I CAN'T GET IT UP.
WHAT DOES IT MATTER, BOY?
I CAN'T GET IT UP.
IT'S DEAD.
I CAN'T GET IT UP.
IT'S DEAD.
WHAT A TRAGEDY.
IT'S DEAD.
WHAT A TRAGEDY.
OKAY, HAVE A NICE DAY!
WHAT A TRAGEDY.
OKAY, HAVE A NICE DAY!
OKAY, BYE!
OKAY, HAVE A NICE DAY!
OKAY, BYE!
OH, MY GOD!
OKAY, BYE!
OH, MY GOD!
AUNT CINDY, WE NEED TO STOP
OH, MY GOD!
AUNT CINDY, WE NEED TO STOP
AT THE NEAREST RESTROOM.
AUNT CINDY, WE NEED TO STOP
AT THE NEAREST RESTROOM.
JUST HOLD IT.
AT THE NEAREST RESTROOM.
JUST HOLD IT.
WE'LL BE THERE IN 10.
JUST HOLD IT.
WE'LL BE THERE IN 10.
PLEASE.
WE'LL BE THERE IN 10.
PLEASE.
ON MY CAR?!
PLEASE.
ON MY CAR?!
OH, I JUST HAD IT CLEANED!
ON MY CAR?!
OH, I JUST HAD IT CLEANED!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
GODDAMN HELL!
IT'S OVER, BOY.
GODDAMN HELL!
IT'S OVER, BOY.
JUST LEAVE ME HERE.
IT'S OVER, BOY.
JUST LEAVE ME HERE.
I'M FINISHED!
[ SIGHS ]
I WILL HELP YOU, GRANDPA.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
I WILL HELP YOU, GRANDPA.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.
OH.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.
OH.
RELAX.
OH.
RELAX.
IT WAS ONLY AN ACCIDENT.
RELAX.
IT WAS ONLY AN ACCIDENT.
HAPPENS TO EVERYONE.
IT WAS ONLY AN ACCIDENT.
HAPPENS TO EVERYONE.
[ GRUNTING ]
HAPPENS TO EVERYONE.
[ GRUNTING ]
NOW, JUST ONE LEG AT A TIME,
[ GRUNTING ]
NOW, JUST ONE LEG AT A TIME,
GRANDPA.
NOW, JUST ONE LEG AT A TIME,
GRANDPA.
THAT'S RIGHT.
GRANDPA.
THAT'S RIGHT.
Shh. Shh.
THAT'S RIGHT.
Shh. Shh.
[ SIGHS ]
Shh. Shh.
[ SIGHS ]
COME ON, GRANDPA.
[ SIGHS ]
COME ON, GRANDPA.
WE HAVE TO GO NOW.
COME ON, GRANDPA.
WE HAVE TO GO NOW.
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
WE HAVE TO GO NOW.
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
AUNT CINDY IS WAITING.
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
AUNT CINDY IS WAITING.
SHE'LL SCREAM.
AUNT CINDY IS WAITING.
SHE'LL SCREAM.
I WANT A CIGARETTE.
SHE'LL SCREAM.
I WANT A CIGARETTE.
GRANDMA SAID YOU COULDN'
I WANT A CIGARETTE.
GRANDMA SAID YOU COULDN' HAVE CIGARETTES.
GRANDMA SAID YOU COULDN' HAVE CIGARETTES.
THEY'LL GIVE YOU CANCERS, AND
HAVE CIGARETTES.
THEY'LL GIVE YOU CANCERS, AND
THAT COULD MAKE YOU --
THEY'LL GIVE YOU CANCERS, AND
THAT COULD MAKE YOU --
ARE YOU A CHILD OR ARE YOU A
THAT COULD MAKE YOU --
ARE YOU A CHILD OR ARE YOU A
MAN, BOY?!
ARE YOU A CHILD OR ARE YOU A
MAN, BOY?!
YOU STOP YOUR DAMN WHINING!
MAN, BOY?!
YOU STOP YOUR DAMN WHINING!
YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE MORON, YOU
YOU STOP YOUR DAMN WHINING!
YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE MORON, YOU
KNOW!
YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE MORON, YOU
KNOW!
YOUR GRANDMA'S NOT HERE ANYMORE,
KNOW!
YOUR GRANDMA'S NOT HERE ANYMORE,
SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR SHI
YOUR GRANDMA'S NOT HERE ANYMORE,
SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR SHI TOGETHER LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!
SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR SHI TOGETHER LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!
LIKE A MAN!
TOGETHER LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!
LIKE A MAN!
SMELLS LIKE A URINAL!
LIKE A MAN!
SMELLS LIKE A URINAL!
OHH!
SMELLS LIKE A URINAL!
OHH!
YOUR MOTHER'S REALLY
OHH!
YOUR MOTHER'S REALLY
SOMETHING.
YOUR MOTHER'S REALLY
SOMETHING.
SHE BOUGHT EVERY CAR-LEATHER
SOMETHING.
SHE BOUGHT EVERY CAR-LEATHER
CLEANER AND AIR PURIFIER THAT I
SHE BOUGHT EVERY CAR-LEATHER
CLEANER AND AIR PURIFIER THAT I
HAVE.
CLEANER AND AIR PURIFIER THAT I
HAVE.
SHE'S MY AUNT CINDY.
HAVE.
SHE'S MY AUNT CINDY.
MY MOTHER LEFT ME WHEN I WAS 4
SHE'S MY AUNT CINDY.
MY MOTHER LEFT ME WHEN I WAS 4
AND DOESN'T WANT ME BACK.
MY MOTHER LEFT ME WHEN I WAS 4
AND DOESN'T WANT ME BACK.
CAN I HELP YOU?
AND DOESN'T WANT ME BACK.
CAN I HELP YOU?
YES, I WOULD LIKE SOME
CAN I HELP YOU?
YES, I WOULD LIKE SOME
CIGARETTES, PLEASE.
YES, I WOULD LIKE SOME
CIGARETTES, PLEASE.
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THE
CIGARETTES, PLEASE.
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THE
SMOKING TYPE.
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THE
SMOKING TYPE.
THAT'S A NASTY HABIT.
SMOKING TYPE.
THAT'S A NASTY HABIT.
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
THAT'S A NASTY HABIT.
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
YES, I KNOW VERY WELL THE
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
YES, I KNOW VERY WELL THE
DANGERS OF SMOKING, BUT GRANDPA
YES, I KNOW VERY WELL THE
DANGERS OF SMOKING, BUT GRANDPA
WON'T COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM.
DANGERS OF SMOKING, BUT GRANDPA
WON'T COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM.
HE WANTS A CIGARETTE.
WON'T COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM.
HE WANTS A CIGARETTE.
I TOLD HIM GRANDMA WOULD NO
HE WANTS A CIGARETTE.
I TOLD HIM GRANDMA WOULD NO APPROVE, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S DEAD
I TOLD HIM GRANDMA WOULD NO APPROVE, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S DEAD
AND BURIED, BUT HE TOLD ME TO
APPROVE, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S DEAD
AND BURIED, BUT HE TOLD ME TO
TELL YOU THAT I HAVE MONEY AND
AND BURIED, BUT HE TOLD ME TO
TELL YOU THAT I HAVE MONEY AND
I'M OVER 18, SO GIVE ME SOME
TELL YOU THAT I HAVE MONEY AND
I'M OVER 18, SO GIVE ME SOME
GODDAMN CIGARETTES.
I'M OVER 18, SO GIVE ME SOME
GODDAMN CIGARETTES.
EASY, OLD MAN.
GODDAMN CIGARETTES.
EASY, OLD MAN.
NO HEART ATTACKS ON MY SHIFT,
EASY, OLD MAN.
NO HEART ATTACKS ON MY SHIFT,
OKAY.
NO HEART ATTACKS ON MY SHIFT,
OKAY.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
OKAY.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
PISS OFF.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
PISS OFF.
INSOLENT KID.
PISS OFF.
INSOLENT KID.
[ LAUGHS ]
INSOLENT KID.
[ LAUGHS ]
HEY, COME SIT DOWN, MAN.
[ LAUGHS ]
HEY, COME SIT DOWN, MAN.
WHAT ARE YOU, A LAMP POST?
HEY, COME SIT DOWN, MAN.
WHAT ARE YOU, A LAMP POST?
COME HERE, MAN.
SAM.
YOU ARE A MAN.
DO YOU HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
YOU ARE A MAN.
DO YOU HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
LIKE ANYBODY ELSE?
DO YOU HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
LIKE ANYBODY ELSE?
I DON'T KNOW.
LIKE ANYBODY ELSE?
I DON'T KNOW.
STUPID JOB, BUT IT PAYS THE
I DON'T KNOW.
STUPID JOB, BUT IT PAYS THE
BILLS, RIGHT?
STUPID JOB, BUT IT PAYS THE
BILLS, RIGHT?
I DON'T HAVE A JOB.
BILLS, RIGHT?
I DON'T HAVE A JOB.
ARE YOU LOOKING?
I DON'T HAVE A JOB.
ARE YOU LOOKING?
YES.
ARE YOU LOOKING?
YES.
I CAN'T WATCH COOKING SHOWS FOR
YES.
I CAN'T WATCH COOKING SHOWS FOR
THE REST OF MY LIFE.
I CAN'T WATCH COOKING SHOWS FOR
THE REST OF MY LIFE.
I WANT TO SCREW.
THE REST OF MY LIFE.
I WANT TO SCREW.
YOU DEFINITELY GOT YOUR
I WANT TO SCREW.
YOU DEFINITELY GOT YOUR
PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.
YOU DEFINITELY GOT YOUR
PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.
WELL, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING,
PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.
WELL, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING,
RIGHT?
WELL, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING,
RIGHT?
I MEAN, EVERYBODY CAN DO
RIGHT?
I MEAN, EVERYBODY CAN DO
SOMETHING.
I MEAN, EVERYBODY CAN DO
SOMETHING.
WHO KNOWS?
SOMETHING.
WHO KNOWS?
ONE DAY, YOU MAY EVEN SCREW.
WHO KNOWS?
ONE DAY, YOU MAY EVEN SCREW.
UNCLE PAUL SAYS I SHOULDN'
ONE DAY, YOU MAY EVEN SCREW.
UNCLE PAUL SAYS I SHOULDN' THINK ABOUT SCREWING.
UNCLE PAUL SAYS I SHOULDN' THINK ABOUT SCREWING.
AND FOR SURE, NOT ASK AUNT CINDY
THINK ABOUT SCREWING.
AND FOR SURE, NOT ASK AUNT CINDY
WHAT IT REALLY MEANS.
AND FOR SURE, NOT ASK AUNT CINDY
WHAT IT REALLY MEANS.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHAT IT REALLY MEANS.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU, MY
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU, MY
FRIEND.
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU, MY
FRIEND.
THIS IS GOING TO TEACH YOU
FRIEND.
THIS IS GOING TO TEACH YOU
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW
THIS IS GOING TO TEACH YOU
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW
ABOUT SCREWING.
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW
ABOUT SCREWING.
STAY TRUE TO WHAT YOU
ABOUT SCREWING.
STAY TRUE TO WHAT YOU
WANT...ALWAYS.
STAY TRUE TO WHAT YOU
WANT...ALWAYS.
ALL RIGHT, I GOT A CUSTOMER, SO
WANT...ALWAYS.
ALL RIGHT, I GOT A CUSTOMER, SO
I GOT TO GO.
ALL RIGHT, I GOT A CUSTOMER, SO
I GOT TO GO.
BUT YOU TAKE CA-- YEAH, LOOK A
I GOT TO GO.
BUT YOU TAKE CA-- YEAH, LOOK A THAT.
BUT YOU TAKE CA-- YEAH, LOOK A THAT.
LOOK AT THAT RIGHT THERE.
THAT.
LOOK AT THAT RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S YOU!
LOOK AT THAT RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S YOU!
YES.
THAT'S YOU!
YES.
OH.
YES.
OH.
WE HAVE LOVELY PICTURES
OH.
WE HAVE LOVELY PICTURES
AROUND, ALL ALONG THE HALLWAY.
WE HAVE LOVELY PICTURES
AROUND, ALL ALONG THE HALLWAY.
YES, YES.
AROUND, ALL ALONG THE HALLWAY.
YES, YES.
CARPETING.
YES, YES.
CARPETING.
I-IT'S LIKE A HOTEL FOR OLD
CARPETING.
I-IT'S LIKE A HOTEL FOR OLD
PEOPLE.
I-IT'S LIKE A HOTEL FOR OLD
PEOPLE.
YEAH, WE TRY TO MAKE IT A
PEOPLE.
YEAH, WE TRY TO MAKE IT A
UNIQUE AND RELAXING EXPERIENCE
YEAH, WE TRY TO MAKE IT A
UNIQUE AND RELAXING EXPERIENCE
FOR EVERYONE HERE.
UNIQUE AND RELAXING EXPERIENCE
FOR EVERYONE HERE.
ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS.
FOR EVERYONE HERE.
ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS.
YOU HAVE A ROOM OPEN TODAY?
ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS.
YOU HAVE A ROOM OPEN TODAY?
WE DO HAVE A ROOM AVAILABLE.
AND REPEAT.
AND ONE, AND TWO, AND THREE.
[ GROANS ]
AND ONE, AND TWO, AND THREE.
[ GROANS ]
PATHETIC.
[ GROANS ]
PATHETIC.
YES.
PATHETIC.
YES.
LUKE, KEEP AN EYE ON THE
YES.
LUKE, KEEP AN EYE ON THE
RELATIVES.
LUKE, KEEP AN EYE ON THE
RELATIVES.
I'M GOING TO GET A JOB.
RELATIVES.
I'M GOING TO GET A JOB.
OH, THAT'S THE TICKET, BOY.
I'M GOING TO GET A JOB.
OH, THAT'S THE TICKET, BOY.
FIRST THE JOB...
OH, THAT'S THE TICKET, BOY.
FIRST THE JOB...
THEN YOU FIND YOURSELF A NICE
FIRST THE JOB...
THEN YOU FIND YOURSELF A NICE
GIRL.
THEN YOU FIND YOURSELF A NICE
GIRL.
GIRL WHO DOESN'T NAG, LIKES TO
GIRL.
GIRL WHO DOESN'T NAG, LIKES TO
TRAVEL AND --
GIRL WHO DOESN'T NAG, LIKES TO
TRAVEL AND --
SCREW.
TRAVEL AND --
SCREW.
LUKE, WHO TAUGHT YOU THA
SCREW.
LUKE, WHO TAUGHT YOU THA LANGUAGE?
LUKE, WHO TAUGHT YOU THA LANGUAGE?
"MAKE LOVE," SON.
LANGUAGE?
"MAKE LOVE," SON.
THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT.
"MAKE LOVE," SON.
THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT.
OKAY.
THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT.
OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHY YOUR MOTHER LEF
OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHY YOUR MOTHER LEF YOU?
YOU KNOW WHY YOUR MOTHER LEF YOU?
SHE WAS YOUNG.
YOU?
SHE WAS YOUNG.
AND STUPID.
SHE WAS YOUNG.
AND STUPID.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL US WHO YOUR
AND STUPID.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL US WHO YOUR
FATHER WAS.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL US WHO YOUR
FATHER WAS.
PROBABLY SOME OTHER IDIOT KID.
FATHER WAS.
PROBABLY SOME OTHER IDIOT KID.
IT'S TRUE.
PROBABLY SOME OTHER IDIOT KID.
IT'S TRUE.
YOU WERE A CRAZY CHILD.
IT'S TRUE.
YOU WERE A CRAZY CHILD.
I FELT LIKE DROWNING YOU IN THE
YOU WERE A CRAZY CHILD.
I FELT LIKE DROWNING YOU IN THE
BATH MORE THAN ONCE.
I FELT LIKE DROWNING YOU IN THE
BATH MORE THAN ONCE.
LOOK AT YOU NOW.
BATH MORE THAN ONCE.
LOOK AT YOU NOW.
YOU'RE A MAN.
LOOK AT YOU NOW.
YOU'RE A MAN.
WELL, ALMOST, ANYWAY.
[ SIGHS ]
I WON'T BE GETTING OUT OF HERE.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, KID.
HEY, HOW ABOUT WE GIVE EACH
OTHER A LITTLE ALONE TIME?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
[ PEOPLE KISSING ]
BRAD!
LUKE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE WITH
MY MOM.
LUKE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE WITH
MY MOM.
NO, I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE.
MY MOM.
NO, I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE.
WHO IS THAT?
NO, I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE.
WHO IS THAT?
IT'S MY COUSIN.
WHO IS THAT?
IT'S MY COUSIN.
YOU KNOW, THE ONE I TOLD YOU
IT'S MY COUSIN.
YOU KNOW, THE ONE I TOLD YOU
ABOUT?
YOU KNOW, THE ONE I TOLD YOU
ABOUT?
THE RETARD?
ABOUT?
THE RETARD?
NO, HE'S NOT RETARDED,
THE RETARD?
NO, HE'S NOT RETARDED,
EXACTLY.
NO, HE'S NOT RETARDED,
EXACTLY.
HE'S AUTISTIC OR SOMETHING.
EXACTLY.
HE'S AUTISTIC OR SOMETHING.
RIGHT, LUKE? AUTISTIC?
HE'S AUTISTIC OR SOMETHING.
RIGHT, LUKE? AUTISTIC?
GRANDMA SAID THAT I DEFY
RIGHT, LUKE? AUTISTIC?
GRANDMA SAID THAT I DEFY
CLINICAL CATEGORIZATION.
GRANDMA SAID THAT I DEFY
CLINICAL CATEGORIZATION.
I'M JUST AS SPECIAL AS ANYONE
CLINICAL CATEGORIZATION.
I'M JUST AS SPECIAL AS ANYONE
ELSE, MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE BI
I'M JUST AS SPECIAL AS ANYONE
ELSE, MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE BI MORE.
ELSE, MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE BI MORE.
LISTEN, LUKE, YOU CANNOT TELL
MORE.
LISTEN, LUKE, YOU CANNOT TELL
MOM ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT?
LISTEN, LUKE, YOU CANNOT TELL
MOM ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT?
SHE CAN BE A TOTAL BITCH
MOM ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT?
SHE CAN BE A TOTAL BITCH
SOMETIMES.
SHE CAN BE A TOTAL BITCH
SOMETIMES.
JUST BE A LITTLE WHITE LIE, YOU
SOMETIMES.
JUST BE A LITTLE WHITE LIE, YOU
KNOW?
JUST BE A LITTLE WHITE LIE, YOU
KNOW?
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL
KNOW?
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL
ON ME, RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL
ON ME, RIGHT?
TELL WHAT?
ON ME, RIGHT?
TELL WHAT?
OH. PRETTY SHARP, COUSIN.
TELL WHAT?
OH. PRETTY SHARP, COUSIN.
HEY, UM, DO YOU WANT TO COME
OH. PRETTY SHARP, COUSIN.
HEY, UM, DO YOU WANT TO COME
CHILL WITH US FOR A WHILE?
HEY, UM, DO YOU WANT TO COME
CHILL WITH US FOR A WHILE?
UH...
CHILL WITH US FOR A WHILE?
UH...
YEAH, YEAH, GO SIT DOWN WITH
UH...
YEAH, YEAH, GO SIT DOWN WITH
CHARLENE, AND I'LL GO GRAB SOME
YEAH, YEAH, GO SIT DOWN WITH
CHARLENE, AND I'LL GO GRAB SOME
BEER FROM MY DAD'S SECRET STASH.
CHARLENE, AND I'LL GO GRAB SOME
BEER FROM MY DAD'S SECRET STASH.
[ SIGHS ]
BEER FROM MY DAD'S SECRET STASH.
[ SIGHS ]
SO, WANT TO SIT?
[ SIGHS ]
SO, WANT TO SIT?
HMM?
SO, WANT TO SIT?
HMM?
[ LAUGHS ]
HMM?
[ LAUGHS ]
UM, SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR
[ LAUGHS ]
UM, SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR
GRANDMOTHER.
UM, SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR
GRANDMOTHER.
AND SORRY I CALLED YOU A...YOU
GRANDMOTHER.
AND SORRY I CALLED YOU A...YOU
KNOW.
AND SORRY I CALLED YOU A...YOU
KNOW.
PEOPLE WHO CALL ME THAT ARE
KNOW.
PEOPLE WHO CALL ME THAT ARE
IGNORANT FOOLS OR RETARDED
PEOPLE WHO CALL ME THAT ARE
IGNORANT FOOLS OR RETARDED
THEMSELVES.
IGNORANT FOOLS OR RETARDED
THEMSELVES.
I'M QUITE SMART.
THEMSELVES.
I'M QUITE SMART.
I HAVE A HIGH-SCHOOL DIPLOMA AND
I'M QUITE SMART.
I HAVE A HIGH-SCHOOL DIPLOMA AND
A CERTIFICATE FROM ADVANCED
I HAVE A HIGH-SCHOOL DIPLOMA AND
A CERTIFICATE FROM ADVANCED
COOKING TECHNIQUE BY MAIL.
A CERTIFICATE FROM ADVANCED
COOKING TECHNIQUE BY MAIL.
[ LAUGHS ]
COOKING TECHNIQUE BY MAIL.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE CUTE.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE CUTE.
YOU KNOW THAT?
YOU'RE CUTE.
YOU KNOW THAT?
NO. I DID NOT.
YOU KNOW THAT?
NO. I DID NOT.
I'M CUTE.
NO. I DID NOT.
I'M CUTE.
SO, LUKE...
I'M CUTE.
SO, LUKE...
HOW LONG WERE YOU WATCHING US?
SO, LUKE...
HOW LONG WERE YOU WATCHING US?
THREE MINUTES?
HOW LONG WERE YOU WATCHING US?
THREE MINUTES?
SHOULD HAVE KEPT QUIET.
THREE MINUTES?
SHOULD HAVE KEPT QUIET.
COULD HAVE LEARNED A THING OR
SHOULD HAVE KEPT QUIET.
COULD HAVE LEARNED A THING OR
TWO.
COULD HAVE LEARNED A THING OR
TWO.
MM, YES, I AM A FAST LEARNER.
TWO.
MM, YES, I AM A FAST LEARNER.
[ LAUGHS ]
MM, YES, I AM A FAST LEARNER.
[ LAUGHS ]
COULD YOU DO ME A HUGE FAVOR?
[ LAUGHS ]
COULD YOU DO ME A HUGE FAVOR?
NO?
COULD YOU DO ME A HUGE FAVOR?
NO?
YES! YES.
NO?
YES! YES.
COULD YOU PASS ME MY BRA?
YES! YES.
COULD YOU PASS ME MY BRA?
IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
LUKE, ARE YOU TOUCHING MY
GIRLFRIEND?
YES. NO!
GIRLFRIEND?
YES. NO!
CHARLENE IS SMOKING-HOT,
YES. NO!
CHARLENE IS SMOKING-HOT,
ISN'T SHE?
CHARLENE IS SMOKING-HOT,
ISN'T SHE?
DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY?
ISN'T SHE?
DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY?
YOU ARE VERY EASY ON THE
DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY?
YOU ARE VERY EASY ON THE
EYES.
YOU ARE VERY EASY ON THE
EYES.
[ LAUGHS ]
EYES.
[ LAUGHS ]
CHARLENE'S GOT THE BEST TITS
[ LAUGHS ]
CHARLENE'S GOT THE BEST TITS
IN SCHOOL.
CHARLENE'S GOT THE BEST TITS
IN SCHOOL.
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN
IN SCHOOL.
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN
HOT BITCH.
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN
HOT BITCH.
WHERE?
HOT BITCH.
WHERE?
WHERE DO YOU FIND A GIRL?
WHERE?
WHERE DO YOU FIND A GIRL?
MM, SMOKING-HOT BITCH LIKE
WHERE DO YOU FIND A GIRL?
MM, SMOKING-HOT BITCH LIKE
CHARLENE.
MM, SMOKING-HOT BITCH LIKE
CHARLENE.
[ LAUGHS ]
CHARLENE.
[ LAUGHS ]
I WAS JOKING.
[ LAUGHS ]
I WAS JOKING.
BUT, I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO PU
I WAS JOKING.
BUT, I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO PU YOU DOWN OR ANYTHING 'CAUSE
BUT, I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO PU YOU DOWN OR ANYTHING 'CAUSE
YOU'RE A NICE GUY.
YOU DOWN OR ANYTHING 'CAUSE
YOU'RE A NICE GUY.
BUT, UM, GIRLS, REALLY?
YOU'RE A NICE GUY.
BUT, UM, GIRLS, REALLY?
YES.
BUT, UM, GIRLS, REALLY?
YES.
GIRLS. REALLY.
YES.
GIRLS. REALLY.
[ LAUGHS ]
GIRLS. REALLY.
[ LAUGHS ]
MM.
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]
HI.
SO, DID THE NURSING HOME NO
HI.
SO, DID THE NURSING HOME NO MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS?
SO, DID THE NURSING HOME NO MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS?
NO, IT WAS FINE.
MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS?
NO, IT WAS FINE.
IT WAS JUST FINE.
NO, IT WAS FINE.
IT WAS JUST FINE.
THANK YOU FOR SETTING IT UP,
IT WAS JUST FINE.
THANK YOU FOR SETTING IT UP,
OKAY?
THANK YOU FOR SETTING IT UP,
OKAY?
PRAISE, INDEED.
OKAY?
PRAISE, INDEED.
OH, I FOUND BEN AND HIS LOVELY
PRAISE, INDEED.
OH, I FOUND BEN AND HIS LOVELY
GIRLFRIEND DRINKING WHEN I GO
OH, I FOUND BEN AND HIS LOVELY
GIRLFRIEND DRINKING WHEN I GO HOME, WITH LUKE.
GIRLFRIEND DRINKING WHEN I GO HOME, WITH LUKE.
WHAT?
HOME, WITH LUKE.
WHAT?
YEAH, THEY GOT HIM DRUNK.
WHAT?
YEAH, THEY GOT HIM DRUNK.
HE COULD BARELY SPEAK.
YEAH, THEY GOT HIM DRUNK.
HE COULD BARELY SPEAK.
HE JUST KEPT STARING AT HER
HE COULD BARELY SPEAK.
HE JUST KEPT STARING AT HER
TITS.
HE JUST KEPT STARING AT HER
TITS.
BAD BOY, LUKE.
[ SIZZLING ]
HMM...
[ SNIFFS ]
WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THESE?
CRACK?
WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THESE?
CRACK?
JUST BUTTER AND LOVE.
CRACK?
JUST BUTTER AND LOVE.
COUSIN, I THINK YOU'RE OKAY,
JUST BUTTER AND LOVE.
COUSIN, I THINK YOU'RE OKAY,
SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE HEADS
COUSIN, I THINK YOU'RE OKAY,
SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE HEADS
UP.
SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE HEADS
UP.
MY PARENTS ARE A BURNT TOAS
UP.
MY PARENTS ARE A BURNT TOAS AWAY FROM KILLING EACH OTHER.
MY PARENTS ARE A BURNT TOAS AWAY FROM KILLING EACH OTHER.
THINK BLOODY, NATIONAL EVENING
AWAY FROM KILLING EACH OTHER.
THINK BLOODY, NATIONAL EVENING
NEWS.
THINK BLOODY, NATIONAL EVENING
NEWS.
MOM IS ON HEAVY, HEAVY
NEWS.
MOM IS ON HEAVY, HEAVY
ANTIDEPRESSANTS BUT IS STILL A
MOM IS ON HEAVY, HEAVY
ANTIDEPRESSANTS BUT IS STILL A
PSYCHO BITCH.
ANTIDEPRESSANTS BUT IS STILL A
PSYCHO BITCH.
AND DAD, ALTHOUGH HE DOESN'
PSYCHO BITCH.
AND DAD, ALTHOUGH HE DOESN' SEEM IT, IS THE WORST OF ALL.
AND DAD, ALTHOUGH HE DOESN' SEEM IT, IS THE WORST OF ALL.
YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE.
SEEM IT, IS THE WORST OF ALL.
YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE.
NONE OF US ARE.
YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE.
NONE OF US ARE.
COUSIN MEGAN...COULD I ASK
NONE OF US ARE.
COUSIN MEGAN...COULD I ASK
YOU A QUESTION?
COUSIN MEGAN...COULD I ASK
YOU A QUESTION?
SURE.
HOW CAN I FIND A JOB?
WELL, THERE'S MILLIONS OF
SITES FOR THAT ON THE INTERNET.
WELL, THERE'S MILLIONS OF
SITES FOR THAT ON THE INTERNET.
DON'T YOU HAVE A LAPTOP?
SITES FOR THAT ON THE INTERNET.
DON'T YOU HAVE A LAPTOP?
THE CLASSIFIEDS.
DON'T YOU HAVE A LAPTOP?
THE CLASSIFIEDS.
MY DAD STILL GETS THE LOCAL
THE CLASSIFIEDS.
MY DAD STILL GETS THE LOCAL
NEWSPAPER.
MY DAD STILL GETS THE LOCAL
NEWSPAPER.
HE'S SO BACKWARDS.
NEWSPAPER.
HE'S SO BACKWARDS.
MM.
HE'S SO BACKWARDS.
MM.
SEE?
MM.
SEE?
HERE ARE THE JOBS.
SEE?
HERE ARE THE JOBS.
HERE ARE THEIR NUMBERS.
HERE ARE THE JOBS.
HERE ARE THEIR NUMBERS.
SUPER-EASY.
HERE ARE THEIR NUMBERS.
SUPER-EASY.
EVEN A RETARD COULD DO IT.
SUPER-EASY.
EVEN A RETARD COULD DO IT.
SORRY.
EVEN A RETARD COULD DO IT.
SORRY.
MORNING, SWEETIE.
SORRY.
MORNING, SWEETIE.
LUKE.
MORNING, SWEETIE.
LUKE.
HI, HON.
LUKE.
HI, HON.
HEY, BRAD.
HI, HON.
HEY, BRAD.
WELL...
HEY, BRAD.
WELL...
I, UH, I BEST, UM...
WELL...
I, UH, I BEST, UM...
I BEST GET GOING.
I, UH, I BEST, UM...
I BEST GET GOING.
YES.
I BEST GET GOING.
YES.
HEY, LUKE, STILL IN ONE
YES.
HEY, LUKE, STILL IN ONE
PIECE, BUDDY?
HEY, LUKE, STILL IN ONE
PIECE, BUDDY?
I WAS AFRAID AFTER ALL THA
PIECE, BUDDY?
I WAS AFRAID AFTER ALL THA CORRUPTION WE PUT YOU THROUGH --
I WAS AFRAID AFTER ALL THA CORRUPTION WE PUT YOU THROUGH --
WATCH IT, SMART ASS.
CORRUPTION WE PUT YOU THROUGH --
WATCH IT, SMART ASS.
GET YOUR SHIT AND LET'S GO.
WATCH IT, SMART ASS.
GET YOUR SHIT AND LET'S GO.
YOU READY, MEGAN?
GET YOUR SHIT AND LET'S GO.
YOU READY, MEGAN?
NO, BUT THAT'S NEVER SEEMED
YOU READY, MEGAN?
NO, BUT THAT'S NEVER SEEMED
TO MATTER.
NO, BUT THAT'S NEVER SEEMED
TO MATTER.
Thanks for the breakfast.
DID -- DID YOU COOK?
YES?
REALLY?
YES?
REALLY?
I WROTE UP THE HOUSE RULES
REALLY?
I WROTE UP THE HOUSE RULES
LAST NIGHT.
I WROTE UP THE HOUSE RULES
LAST NIGHT.
THEY ARE HERE.
LAST NIGHT.
THEY ARE HERE.
THEY ARE SIMPLE AND SPECIFIC.
THEY ARE HERE.
THEY ARE SIMPLE AND SPECIFIC.
I'LL BE BACK AT 2:00.
PLEASE DON'T BURN DOWN THE
HOUSE.
NO BURNING. OKAY.
HOUSE.
NO BURNING. OKAY.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
NO BURNING. OKAY.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
[ GROANS ]
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
[ GROANS ]
[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
ARLENE.
ARLENE CAN WAIT.
I NEED A JOB.
ARLENE CAN WAIT.
I NEED A JOB.
MM. MM.
"EASY JOBS PLACEMENT IS YOUR
ANSWER.
COME IN FOR A PERSONAL
ANSWER.
COME IN FOR A PERSONAL
INTERVIEW.
COME IN FOR A PERSONAL
INTERVIEW.
INTERVIEW.
DON'T WAIT."
DON'T WAIT."
LEFT ON 5th.
DON'T WAIT."
LEFT ON 5th.
BREATHE.
LEFT ON 5th.
BREATHE.
NO RUNNING AWAY TO MAGGIE'S.
BREATHE.
NO RUNNING AWAY TO MAGGIE'S.
NO DRINKING BEER.
NO RUNNING AWAY TO MAGGIE'S.
NO DRINKING BEER.
NO READING PORN.
NO DRINKING BEER.
NO READING PORN.
ALL THE RULES ARE FOLLOWED, YES.
NO READING PORN.
ALL THE RULES ARE FOLLOWED, YES.
MM.
ALL THE RULES ARE FOLLOWED, YES.
MM.
WALK FASTER.
MM.
WALK FASTER.
AUNT CINDY GETS BACK A
WALK FASTER.
AUNT CINDY GETS BACK A
AUNT CINDY GETS BACK A BREATHE AGAIN.
BREATHE AGAIN.
NEXT LEFT.
BREATHE AGAIN.
NEXT LEFT.
YEAH, SO, APPARENTLY I'M NO
NEXT LEFT.
YEAH, SO, APPARENTLY I'M NO GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL.
YEAH, SO, APPARENTLY I'M NO GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
YEAH, HE TOLD ME THAT, AND I WAS
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
YEAH, HE TOLD ME THAT, AND I WAS
LIKE, "I'M SORRY.
YEAH, HE TOLD ME THAT, AND I WAS
LIKE, "I'M SORRY.
WHO'S THE ONE LIVING AT HOME
LIKE, "I'M SORRY.
WHO'S THE ONE LIVING AT HOME
WITH HIS MOTHER, UNEMPLOYED?"
WHO'S THE ONE LIVING AT HOME
WITH HIS MOTHER, UNEMPLOYED?"
[ LAUGHS ]
WITH HIS MOTHER, UNEMPLOYED?"
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, SO, THAT'S KIND OF OVER.
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, SO, THAT'S KIND OF OVER.
I'M GONNA CALL YOU BACK, OKAY?
YEAH, SO, THAT'S KIND OF OVER.
I'M GONNA CALL YOU BACK, OKAY?
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
I'M GONNA CALL YOU BACK, OKAY?
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
CAN I HELP YOU?
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
CAN I HELP YOU?
YES. YOU MUST.
CAN I HELP YOU?
YES. YOU MUST.
IT TOOK ME 52 MINUTES TO GE
YES. YOU MUST.
IT TOOK ME 52 MINUTES TO GE HERE, AND I HAVE TO BE BACK
IT TOOK ME 52 MINUTES TO GE HERE, AND I HAVE TO BE BACK
BEFORE MY --
HERE, AND I HAVE TO BE BACK
BEFORE MY --
DO YOU HAVE BUSINESS HERE, OR
BEFORE MY --
DO YOU HAVE BUSINESS HERE, OR
DID SOMEBODY TIP YOU OFF ABOU
DO YOU HAVE BUSINESS HERE, OR
DID SOMEBODY TIP YOU OFF ABOU MY TITS, AND YOU THOUGHT YOU'D
DID SOMEBODY TIP YOU OFF ABOU MY TITS, AND YOU THOUGHT YOU'D
JUST COME TAKE A PEEK?
MY TITS, AND YOU THOUGHT YOU'D
JUST COME TAKE A PEEK?
I NEED A JOB.
JUST COME TAKE A PEEK?
I NEED A JOB.
OH.
I NEED A JOB.
OH.
WELL, YOU CAME TO THE RIGH
OH.
WELL, YOU CAME TO THE RIGH PLACE, THEN, 'CAUSE FINDING
WELL, YOU CAME TO THE RIGH PLACE, THEN, 'CAUSE FINDING
PEEPING-TOMS JOBS IS ALL WE DO
PLACE, THEN, 'CAUSE FINDING
PEEPING-TOMS JOBS IS ALL WE DO
HERE.
PEEPING-TOMS JOBS IS ALL WE DO
HERE.
MY NAME IS NOT TOM.
HERE.
MY NAME IS NOT TOM.
IT'S LUKE.
MY NAME IS NOT TOM.
IT'S LUKE.
OKAY, LUKE.
IT'S LUKE.
OKAY, LUKE.
UM, HAVE A SEAT AND FILL THIS
OKAY, LUKE.
UM, HAVE A SEAT AND FILL THIS
OUT.
UM, HAVE A SEAT AND FILL THIS
OUT.
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN OUR NEXT JOB
OUT.
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN OUR NEXT JOB
COUNSELOR'S READY.
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN OUR NEXT JOB
COUNSELOR'S READY.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
COUNSELOR'S READY.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
EASY JOBS. THIS IS MARIA.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
EASY JOBS. THIS IS MARIA.
UH, I'M NOT TOTALLY SURE THA
EASY JOBS. THIS IS MARIA.
UH, I'M NOT TOTALLY SURE THA SHE'S IN TODAY.
UH, I'M NOT TOTALLY SURE THA SHE'S IN TODAY.
CAN YOU HOLD FOR ONE SECOND?
SHE'S IN TODAY.
CAN YOU HOLD FOR ONE SECOND?
YEAH, IT'LL JUST BE ONE SEC.
CAN YOU HOLD FOR ONE SECOND?
YEAH, IT'LL JUST BE ONE SEC.
DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING?
YEAH, IT'LL JUST BE ONE SEC.
DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING?
MARIA, DO YOU NOT NAG AND
DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING?
MARIA, DO YOU NOT NAG AND
LIKE TO TRAVEL?
MARIA, DO YOU NOT NAG AND
LIKE TO TRAVEL?
I'M LOOKING FOR A FEMALE WITH
LIKE TO TRAVEL?
I'M LOOKING FOR A FEMALE WITH
THOSE SPECIFICATIONS.
I'M LOOKING FOR A FEMALE WITH
THOSE SPECIFICATIONS.
DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD
THOSE SPECIFICATIONS.
DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD
FIND YOU A JOB BEFORE YOU STAR
DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD
FIND YOU A JOB BEFORE YOU STAR ASKING ME OUT ON DATES?
FIND YOU A JOB BEFORE YOU STAR ASKING ME OUT ON DATES?
YES.
ASKING ME OUT ON DATES?
YES.
ONE STEP AT A TIME.
YES.
ONE STEP AT A TIME.
FIRST THE JOB.
ONE STEP AT A TIME.
FIRST THE JOB.
RIGHT.
FIRST THE JOB.
RIGHT.
UH, SHE'S ACTUALLY OUT OF THE
RIGHT.
UH, SHE'S ACTUALLY OUT OF THE
OFFICE TODAY.
UH, SHE'S ACTUALLY OUT OF THE
OFFICE TODAY.
I CAN TRANSFER YOU TO HER VOICE
OFFICE TODAY.
I CAN TRANSFER YOU TO HER VOICE
MAIL.
I CAN TRANSFER YOU TO HER VOICE
MAIL.
GREAT.
MAIL.
GREAT.
"FIRST NAME" -- LUKE.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
I SEE YOU GRADUATED FROM HIGH
SCHOOL LAST YEAR.
MAY I ASK WHAT TOOK SO LONG?
SCHOOL LAST YEAR.
MAY I ASK WHAT TOOK SO LONG?
YES, YOU MAY.
MAY I ASK WHAT TOOK SO LONG?
YES, YOU MAY.
WHAT TOOK SO LONG?
YES, YOU MAY.
WHAT TOOK SO LONG?
GRANDMA MAGGIE SAID THA
WHAT TOOK SO LONG?
GRANDMA MAGGIE SAID THA THERE WAS NO RUSH AND I SHOULD
GRANDMA MAGGIE SAID THA THERE WAS NO RUSH AND I SHOULD
GO AT MY OWN SPECIAL PACE.
THERE WAS NO RUSH AND I SHOULD
GO AT MY OWN SPECIAL PACE.
SHE ALSO GOT SICK AND HAD
GO AT MY OWN SPECIAL PACE.
SHE ALSO GOT SICK AND HAD
TROUBLE TEACHING ME BIOLOGY AND
SHE ALSO GOT SICK AND HAD
TROUBLE TEACHING ME BIOLOGY AND
ALGEBRA.
TROUBLE TEACHING ME BIOLOGY AND
ALGEBRA.
I DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH TROUBLE,
ALGEBRA.
I DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH TROUBLE,
JUST HER.
I DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH TROUBLE,
JUST HER.
I GOT A CLASS RING THAT SAYS
JUST HER.
I GOT A CLASS RING THAT SAYS
"HOPE HIGH," BUT THE SCHOOL THA
I GOT A CLASS RING THAT SAYS
"HOPE HIGH," BUT THE SCHOOL THA ACTUALLY SENT THE TEST WAS
"HOPE HIGH," BUT THE SCHOOL THA ACTUALLY SENT THE TEST WAS
CALLED ADULT LEARNING CENTER.
ACTUALLY SENT THE TEST WAS
CALLED ADULT LEARNING CENTER.
LUKE.
CALLED ADULT LEARNING CENTER.
LUKE.
I DON'T THINK I CAN HELP YOU.
LUKE.
I DON'T THINK I CAN HELP YOU.
YOU SEE, YOU'VE GOT NO PREVIOUS
I DON'T THINK I CAN HELP YOU.
YOU SEE, YOU'VE GOT NO PREVIOUS
EXPERIENCE, NO REFERENCES, NO
YOU SEE, YOU'VE GOT NO PREVIOUS
EXPERIENCE, NO REFERENCES, NO
HIGHER EDUCATION OR VOCATIONAL
EXPERIENCE, NO REFERENCES, NO
HIGHER EDUCATION OR VOCATIONAL
TRAINING, NO COMPUTER SKILLS OR
HIGHER EDUCATION OR VOCATIONAL
TRAINING, NO COMPUTER SKILLS OR
LANGUAGES.
TRAINING, NO COMPUTER SKILLS OR
LANGUAGES.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
LANGUAGES.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
I CAN COOK.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
I CAN COOK.
GRANDMA MAGGIE TAUGHT ME 23 OF
I CAN COOK.
GRANDMA MAGGIE TAUGHT ME 23 OF
HER FAVORITE DINNER ENTRES,
GRANDMA MAGGIE TAUGHT ME 23 OF
HER FAVORITE DINNER ENTRES,
INCLUDING BREAKFAST.
HER FAVORITE DINNER ENTRES,
INCLUDING BREAKFAST.
NO DESSERTS YET.
INCLUDING BREAKFAST.
NO DESSERTS YET.
AND --
NO DESSERTS YET.
AND --
OKAY. OKAY.
AND --
OKAY. OKAY.
LOOK...
OKAY. OKAY.
LOOK...
I KNOW A GUY YOU SHOULD MEET.
OH, LATE.
ALMOST LATE.
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
ALMOST LATE.
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
I'M GONNA GET IT.
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
I'M GONNA GET IT.
I'M GONNA GET IT.
LUKE, FIVE BLOCKS, TWO MINUTES.
LUKE, FIVE BLOCKS, TWO MINUTES.
YOU CAN DO IT.
LUKE, FIVE BLOCKS, TWO MINUTES.
YOU CAN DO IT.
[ SIREN CHIRPING ]
LET ME GUESS.
YOU'RE LUKE, AREN'T YOU?
YES.
YOU'RE LUKE, AREN'T YOU?
YES.
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING AROUND FOR
YES.
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING AROUND FOR
YOU.
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING AROUND FOR
YOU.
WHERE YOU BEEN, SON?
YOU.
WHERE YOU BEEN, SON?
EASY JOBS IN DOWNTOWN.
WHERE YOU BEEN, SON?
EASY JOBS IN DOWNTOWN.
I'M GOING TO GET A JOB A
EASY JOBS IN DOWNTOWN.
I'M GOING TO GET A JOB A SMILES, BUT I DIDN'T GO THERE
I'M GOING TO GET A JOB A SMILES, BUT I DIDN'T GO THERE
YET BECAUSE AUNT CINDY GETS BACK
SMILES, BUT I DIDN'T GO THERE
YET BECAUSE AUNT CINDY GETS BACK
AT 2:00 P.M.
YET BECAUSE AUNT CINDY GETS BACK
AT 2:00 P.M.
I THINK SHE GOT HOME EARLY,
AT 2:00 P.M.
I THINK SHE GOT HOME EARLY,
LUKE.
I THINK SHE GOT HOME EARLY,
LUKE.
WE HAVE A BIG PROBLEM.
LUKE.
WE HAVE A BIG PROBLEM.
WHATEVER.
WE HAVE A BIG PROBLEM.
WHATEVER.
COME ON.
WHATEVER.
COME ON.
GET IN THE CAR, AND I'LL GIVE
COME ON.
GET IN THE CAR, AND I'LL GIVE
YOU A RIDE HOME.
GET IN THE CAR, AND I'LL GIVE
YOU A RIDE HOME.
LUKE. COME ON. GET IN THE CAR.
"SMILES.
INDEPENDENT LIVING AND SUPPOR OF EMPLOYMENT FOR SPECIAL
INDEPENDENT LIVING AND SUPPOR OF EMPLOYMENT FOR SPECIAL
PEOPLE."
OF EMPLOYMENT FOR SPECIAL
PEOPLE."
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
PEOPLE."
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE GOING
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE GOING
ON IN THAT UNDERDEVELOPED MIND
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE GOING
ON IN THAT UNDERDEVELOPED MIND
OF YOURS?!
ON IN THAT UNDERDEVELOPED MIND
OF YOURS?!
YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FINDING A
OF YOURS?!
YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FINDING A
JOB?!
YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FINDING A
JOB?!
TAKING BUSES AROUND TOWN?!
JOB?!
TAKING BUSES AROUND TOWN?!
GOD!
TAKING BUSES AROUND TOWN?!
GOD!
LUKE!
GOD!
LUKE!
[ LAUGHS ]
LUKE!
[ LAUGHS ]
LUKE, WHERE ARE YOU?
[ LAUGHS ]
LUKE, WHERE ARE YOU?
I'M RIGHT HERE.
WAS I NOT CLEAR IN MY
INSTRUCTIONS?
BACK AT 2:00 P.M.
THAT'S WHAT IT SAID.
MY MANICURIST CANCELED.
THAT'S WHAT IT SAID.
MY MANICURIST CANCELED.
CAN I NOT COME HOME WHENEVER I
MY MANICURIST CANCELED.
CAN I NOT COME HOME WHENEVER I
FEEL LIKE IT?
CAN I NOT COME HOME WHENEVER I
FEEL LIKE IT?
I FOLLOWED ALL OF THE
FEEL LIKE IT?
I FOLLOWED ALL OF THE
INSTRUCTIONS THAT YOU --
I FOLLOWED ALL OF THE
INSTRUCTIONS THAT YOU --
NO, NO, NO, YOU DIDN'T, AND
INSTRUCTIONS THAT YOU --
NO, NO, NO, YOU DIDN'T, AND
YOU KNOW IT.
NO, NO, NO, YOU DIDN'T, AND
YOU KNOW IT.
GOD, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
YOU KNOW IT.
GOD, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
AM I SUPPOSED TO LOCK YOU UP?
GOD, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
AM I SUPPOSED TO LOCK YOU UP?
I MEAN, IS THAT WHAT MAGGIE DID?
AM I SUPPOSED TO LOCK YOU UP?
I MEAN, IS THAT WHAT MAGGIE DID?
DID SHE LOCK YOU UP SO YOU
I MEAN, IS THAT WHAT MAGGIE DID?
DID SHE LOCK YOU UP SO YOU
DIDN'T RUN AROUND DOING STUPID
DID SHE LOCK YOU UP SO YOU
DIDN'T RUN AROUND DOING STUPID
SHIT?
DIDN'T RUN AROUND DOING STUPID
SHIT?
NO!
SHIT?
NO!
GRANDMA WOULD NEVER LOCK THE
NO!
GRANDMA WOULD NEVER LOCK THE
DOOR!
GRANDMA WOULD NEVER LOCK THE
DOOR!
NO!
DOOR!
NO!
THAT'S A LIE!
NO!
THAT'S A LIE!
THAT'S BAD! BAD!
THAT'S A LIE!
THAT'S BAD! BAD!
GRANDMA WAS GOOD.
THAT'S BAD! BAD!
GRANDMA WAS GOOD.
NO SCREAMING.
GRANDMA WAS GOOD.
NO SCREAMING.
[ WATER TRICKLING ]
[ SIGHS ]
HEY, UM, LUKE?
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT,
HEY, UM, LUKE?
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT,
OKAY?
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT,
OKAY?
I WASN'T DOING STUPID SHIT.
OKAY?
I WASN'T DOING STUPID SHIT.
I'M A GROWN BOY -- A MAN.
I WASN'T DOING STUPID SHIT.
I'M A GROWN BOY -- A MAN.
I WANTED TO GET A JOB AT SMILES.
I'M A GROWN BOY -- A MAN.
I WANTED TO GET A JOB AT SMILES.
IF I HAVE A JOB, I CAN LIVE BY
I WANTED TO GET A JOB AT SMILES.
IF I HAVE A JOB, I CAN LIVE BY
MYSELF.
IF I HAVE A JOB, I CAN LIVE BY
MYSELF.
I WON'T NEED PROPER CARE, A
MYSELF.
I WON'T NEED PROPER CARE, A
RESIDENTIAL FACILITY.
I WON'T NEED PROPER CARE, A
RESIDENTIAL FACILITY.
I DON'T WANT SOMEONE SCREAMING.
RESIDENTIAL FACILITY.
I DON'T WANT SOMEONE SCREAMING.
SCREAMING IS BAD.
I DON'T WANT SOMEONE SCREAMING.
SCREAMING IS BAD.
I PROMISED MARIA I WOULD VISI
SCREAMING IS BAD.
I PROMISED MARIA I WOULD VISI WHEN I HAVE A JOB.
I PROMISED MARIA I WOULD VISI WHEN I HAVE A JOB.
I WANT TO SEE HER BREASTS AGAIN.
WHEN I HAVE A JOB.
I WANT TO SEE HER BREASTS AGAIN.
[ SCOFFS ]
[ SIGHS ]
AUNT CINDY, IS THIS AN
EMERGENCY?
AUNT CINDY, IS THIS AN
EMERGENCY?
[ LAUGHS, SNIFFLES ]
EMERGENCY?
[ LAUGHS, SNIFFLES ]
MM, MAYBE, HONEY.
[ LAUGHS, SNIFFLES ]
MM, MAYBE, HONEY.
SHALL I CALL UNCLE PAUL ON
MM, MAYBE, HONEY.
SHALL I CALL UNCLE PAUL ON
HIS MOBILE?
SHALL I CALL UNCLE PAUL ON
HIS MOBILE?
NO, NO.
HIS MOBILE?
NO, NO.
LET'S, UM...
NO, NO.
LET'S, UM...
LET'S JUST WAIT A MINUTE.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
COME HERE.
AND DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'
AND DON'T TELL ME YOU DON' DRINK.
DRINK.
LUKE, I WON'T HURT YOU.
LUKE, I WON'T HURT YOU.
OR SCREAM.
OR SCREAM.
I PROMISE.
I PROMISE.
OKAY.
SIT!
OKAY.
SIT!
DRINK.
SIT!
DRINK.
[ GASPS ]
DRINK.
[ GASPS ]
DO YOU THINK I'M A BITCH?
[ GASPS ]
DO YOU THINK I'M A BITCH?
THE MANICURIST CANCELED ON ME
DO YOU THINK I'M A BITCH?
THE MANICURIST CANCELED ON ME
TODAY BECAUSE SHE SAID I WAS A
THE MANICURIST CANCELED ON ME
TODAY BECAUSE SHE SAID I WAS A
BITCH, AND SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DO
TODAY BECAUSE SHE SAID I WAS A
BITCH, AND SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DO
MY NAILS, "NO MO'."
BITCH, AND SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DO
MY NAILS, "NO MO'."
AND NOW OFFICER SMART-ASS TELLS
MY NAILS, "NO MO'."
AND NOW OFFICER SMART-ASS TELLS
ME I HAVE TO CHILL OUT AND GIVE
AND NOW OFFICER SMART-ASS TELLS
ME I HAVE TO CHILL OUT AND GIVE
YOU SOME SPACE.
ME I HAVE TO CHILL OUT AND GIVE
YOU SOME SPACE.
DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A BITCH?
YOU SOME SPACE.
DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A BITCH?
BRAD SAID YOU WERE A TOTAL
DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A BITCH?
BRAD SAID YOU WERE A TOTAL
BITCH.
BRAD SAID YOU WERE A TOTAL
BITCH.
MEGAN SAYS YOU'RE A PSYCHO B--
BITCH.
MEGAN SAYS YOU'RE A PSYCHO B--
OKAY, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
MEGAN SAYS YOU'RE A PSYCHO B--
OKAY, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
I THINK I'M A BITCH, TOO.
OKAY, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
I THINK I'M A BITCH, TOO.
I SCREAM SOMETIMES.
I THINK I'M A BITCH, TOO.
I SCREAM SOMETIMES.
I SHOULDN'T, BUT I DO.
I SCREAM SOMETIMES.
I SHOULDN'T, BUT I DO.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
I SHOULDN'T, BUT I DO.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
BREATHING HELPS. AND PANCAKES.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
BREATHING HELPS. AND PANCAKES.
[ CHUCKLES ]
BREATHING HELPS. AND PANCAKES.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I LOVE PANCAKES.
GIVE ME THAT PIECE OF PAPER
YOU'RE HIDING.
DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE IT.
YOU'RE HIDING.
DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE IT.
COME ON.
SMILES.
WHAT A WONDERFUL NAME.
YES.
WHAT A WONDERFUL NAME.
YES.
I DON'T PRETEND TO
YES.
I DON'T PRETEND TO
UNDERSTAND YOU, BUT IT'S GOOD TO
I DON'T PRETEND TO
UNDERSTAND YOU, BUT IT'S GOOD TO
HAVE DREAMS.
UNDERSTAND YOU, BUT IT'S GOOD TO
HAVE DREAMS.
DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU TO
HAVE DREAMS.
DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU TO
THIS SMILES PLACE?
DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU TO
THIS SMILES PLACE?
THAT WOULD BE VERY
THIS SMILES PLACE?
THAT WOULD BE VERY
ACCEPTABLE.
THAT WOULD BE VERY
ACCEPTABLE.
LUKE...
ACCEPTABLE.
LUKE...
UM, YOU DON'T NEED TO LEAVE.
LUKE...
UM, YOU DON'T NEED TO LEAVE.
NOT YET, AT LEAST, AND THE THING
UM, YOU DON'T NEED TO LEAVE.
NOT YET, AT LEAST, AND THE THING
IS I DON'T WANT YOU MENTIONING
NOT YET, AT LEAST, AND THE THING
IS I DON'T WANT YOU MENTIONING
ANY OF THIS TO YOUR
IS I DON'T WANT YOU MENTIONING
ANY OF THIS TO YOUR
UNCLE PAUL -- ANY OF IT, REALLY.
ANY OF THIS TO YOUR
UNCLE PAUL -- ANY OF IT, REALLY.
HE'S GETTING TIRED OF ME.
UNCLE PAUL -- ANY OF IT, REALLY.
HE'S GETTING TIRED OF ME.
HE HASN'T TOUCHED ME SINCE,
HE'S GETTING TIRED OF ME.
HE HASN'T TOUCHED ME SINCE,
UM...
HE HASN'T TOUCHED ME SINCE,
UM...
[ Voice breaking ] I JUST...
UM...
[ Voice breaking ] I JUST...
I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE A
[ Voice breaking ] I JUST...
I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE A
DIVORCE.
I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE A
DIVORCE.
[ SNIFFLES ]
DIVORCE.
[ SNIFFLES ]
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
[ SNIFFLES ]
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
OKAY.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
OKAY.
OKAY.
YEAH.
WE SHOULD TALK MORE OFTEN.
MR. NICHOLS?
WE SHOULD TALK MORE OFTEN.
MR. NICHOLS?
LUKE IS HERE.
MR. NICHOLS?
LUKE IS HERE.
LUCAS!
LUKE IS HERE.
LUCAS!
[ LAUGHS ]
LUCAS!
[ LAUGHS ]
MY NAME IS LUKE.
[ LAUGHS ]
MY NAME IS LUKE.
AH.
MY NAME IS LUKE.
AH.
CHLOE TELLS US THAT BOBBY SEN
AH.
CHLOE TELLS US THAT BOBBY SEN YOU TO US.
CHLOE TELLS US THAT BOBBY SEN YOU TO US.
IS THAT RIGHT?
YOU TO US.
IS THAT RIGHT?
YES, BOBBY SAID YOU COULD GE
IS THAT RIGHT?
YES, BOBBY SAID YOU COULD GE ME A JOB.
YES, BOBBY SAID YOU COULD GE ME A JOB.
I CAN'T LIVE BY MYSELF YET.
ME A JOB.
I CAN'T LIVE BY MYSELF YET.
I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL
I CAN'T LIVE BY MYSELF YET.
I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL
AUNT CINDY SAYS THAT UNCLE PAUL
I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL
AUNT CINDY SAYS THAT UNCLE PAUL
HAS TOUCHED HER.
AUNT CINDY SAYS THAT UNCLE PAUL
HAS TOUCHED HER.
UH, WE'LL COME BACK TO THIS
HAS TOUCHED HER.
UH, WE'LL COME BACK TO THIS
LATER.
UH, WE'LL COME BACK TO THIS
LATER.
I SEE YOU WERE HOME-SCHOOLED.
LATER.
I SEE YOU WERE HOME-SCHOOLED.
IS THAT RIGHT?
I SEE YOU WERE HOME-SCHOOLED.
IS THAT RIGHT?
YES.
IS THAT RIGHT?
YES.
MY GRANDMA TOOK ME OUT OF THE
YES.
MY GRANDMA TOOK ME OUT OF THE
SPECIAL SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY WERE
MY GRANDMA TOOK ME OUT OF THE
SPECIAL SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY WERE
TREATING ME LIKE AN IDIOT.
SPECIAL SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY WERE
TREATING ME LIKE AN IDIOT.
LUCAS, ALL THIS IS AMAZING.
TREATING ME LIKE AN IDIOT.
LUCAS, ALL THIS IS AMAZING.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS
LUCAS, ALL THIS IS AMAZING.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS
WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS
WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
FOR EXAMPLE, UH, CAN YOU
WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
FOR EXAMPLE, UH, CAN YOU
MULTIPLY BIG NUMBERS, LIKE 999
FOR EXAMPLE, UH, CAN YOU
MULTIPLY BIG NUMBERS, LIKE 999
BY 999?
MULTIPLY BIG NUMBERS, LIKE 999
BY 999?
OR MEMORIZE ENTIRE BOOKS?
BY 999?
OR MEMORIZE ENTIRE BOOKS?
I CAN COOK BREAKFAST AND 23
OR MEMORIZE ENTIRE BOOKS?
I CAN COOK BREAKFAST AND 23
DIFFERENT DINNER ENTRES.
I CAN COOK BREAKFAST AND 23
DIFFERENT DINNER ENTRES.
NO DESSERTS YET.
DIFFERENT DINNER ENTRES.
NO DESSERTS YET.
YES, YES, YES.
NO DESSERTS YET.
YES, YES, YES.
OF COURSE.
YES, YES, YES.
OF COURSE.
UH, THAT'S GREAT.
OF COURSE.
UH, THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT.
UH, THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT.
AND NOW YOU, UH -- YOU WANT A
THAT'S GREAT.
AND NOW YOU, UH -- YOU WANT A
JOB, IS THAT RIGHT?
AND NOW YOU, UH -- YOU WANT A
JOB, IS THAT RIGHT?
YES.
JOB, IS THAT RIGHT?
YES.
I'VE TOLD YOU THAT THREE TIMES
YES.
I'VE TOLD YOU THAT THREE TIMES
NOW.
I'VE TOLD YOU THAT THREE TIMES
NOW.
AND I TOLD CHLOE THAT 33 MINUTES
NOW.
AND I TOLD CHLOE THAT 33 MINUTES
AGO.
AND I TOLD CHLOE THAT 33 MINUTES
AGO.
I WANT TO BE INDEPENDENT AND
AGO.
I WANT TO BE INDEPENDENT AND
LIVE MY OWN LIFE.
I WANT TO BE INDEPENDENT AND
LIVE MY OWN LIFE.
I NEED A JOB URGENTLY SO I CAN
LIVE MY OWN LIFE.
I NEED A JOB URGENTLY SO I CAN
ASK MARIA OUT ON A DATE.
SINCE WHEN DO YOU COOK SOUP,
MOM?
LUKE COOKED IT, DIDN'T HE?
MOM?
LUKE COOKED IT, DIDN'T HE?
NO, LUKE DIDN'T COOK IT.
LUKE COOKED IT, DIDN'T HE?
NO, LUKE DIDN'T COOK IT.
EITHER LUKE COOKED IT, OR YOU
NO, LUKE DIDN'T COOK IT.
EITHER LUKE COOKED IT, OR YOU
FORCED THE CLEANING LADY TO COOK
EITHER LUKE COOKED IT, OR YOU
FORCED THE CLEANING LADY TO COOK
AGAIN.
FORCED THE CLEANING LADY TO COOK
AGAIN.
YEAH, DON'T LIE TO US.
AGAIN.
YEAH, DON'T LIE TO US.
WE'RE NOT DUMB.
YEAH, DON'T LIE TO US.
WE'RE NOT DUMB.
THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD.
WE'RE NOT DUMB.
THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD.
YOU REALLY COOKED THIS?
THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD.
YOU REALLY COOKED THIS?
LUKE, WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL
YOU REALLY COOKED THIS?
LUKE, WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL
MY LOVING FAMILY WHO COOKED THIS
LUKE, WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL
MY LOVING FAMILY WHO COOKED THIS
DELICIOUS MEAL?
MY LOVING FAMILY WHO COOKED THIS
DELICIOUS MEAL?
AUNT CINDY COOKED THE SOUP.
DELICIOUS MEAL?
AUNT CINDY COOKED THE SOUP.
IT'S FROM SEASON 3, EPISODE 9 --
AUNT CINDY COOKED THE SOUP.
IT'S FROM SEASON 3, EPISODE 9 --
"MEDITERRANEAN MASTERPIECES."
IT'S FROM SEASON 3, EPISODE 9 --
"MEDITERRANEAN MASTERPIECES."
I CAN COOK IT BETTER.
"MEDITERRANEAN MASTERPIECES."
I CAN COOK IT BETTER.
IT HAS TOO MUCH SALT.
I CAN COOK IT BETTER.
IT HAS TOO MUCH SALT.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
IT HAS TOO MUCH SALT.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
I KNEW YOU COOKED IT.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
I KNEW YOU COOKED IT.
I WAS JUST, UH --
I KNEW YOU COOKED IT.
I WAS JUST, UH --
OH, SHUT UP.
I WAS JUST, UH --
OH, SHUT UP.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
OH, SHUT UP.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
SO, LUKE, YOU FIND A
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
SO, LUKE, YOU FIND A
GIRLFRIEND YET?
SO, LUKE, YOU FIND A
GIRLFRIEND YET?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, BRAD.
GIRLFRIEND YET?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, BRAD.
HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, BRAD.
HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY.
I FOUND A GIRL.
HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY.
I FOUND A GIRL.
WHAT?
I FOUND A GIRL.
WHAT?
YOU DID?
WHAT?
YOU DID?
HE DID?
YOU DID?
HE DID?
I WAS MEANING TO TELL YOU,
HE DID?
I WAS MEANING TO TELL YOU,
PAUL.
I WAS MEANING TO TELL YOU,
PAUL.
HER NAME IS MARIA.
PAUL.
HER NAME IS MARIA.
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?
HER NAME IS MARIA.
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?
LUKE IS GONNA TRAIN FOR A
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?
LUKE IS GONNA TRAIN FOR A
JOB.
LUKE IS GONNA TRAIN FOR A
JOB.
FROM THE CLASSIFIEDS, LIKE I
JOB.
FROM THE CLASSIFIEDS, LIKE I
TOLD YOU?
FROM THE CLASSIFIEDS, LIKE I
TOLD YOU?
WAIT, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD
TOLD YOU?
WAIT, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD
HIM TO GET A JOB?
WAIT, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD
HIM TO GET A JOB?
DOING WHAT?
HIM TO GET A JOB?
DOING WHAT?
AND -- AND HOW IS HE GETTING
DOING WHAT?
AND -- AND HOW IS HE GETTING
AROUND?
AND -- AND HOW IS HE GETTING
AROUND?
I TOOK THE BUS.
AROUND?
I TOOK THE BUS.
I FOLLOWED THE RULES.
I TOOK THE BUS.
I FOLLOWED THE RULES.
HONEY.
I FOLLOWED THE RULES.
HONEY.
WHERE WERE YOU IN ALL OF THIS?
HONEY.
WHERE WERE YOU IN ALL OF THIS?
GETTING A MANICURE?
WHERE WERE YOU IN ALL OF THIS?
GETTING A MANICURE?
I ALREADY DEALT WITH IT,
GETTING A MANICURE?
I ALREADY DEALT WITH IT,
PAUL.
I ALREADY DEALT WITH IT,
PAUL.
WAIT, WAIT, DOES SHE HAVE BIG
PAUL.
WAIT, WAIT, DOES SHE HAVE BIG
TITS?
WAIT, WAIT, DOES SHE HAVE BIG
TITS?
Both: BRAD!
TITS?
Both: BRAD!
WHAT? IT'S A VALID QUESTION.
Both: BRAD!
WHAT? IT'S A VALID QUESTION.
MARIA HAS VERY ACCEPTABLE
WHAT? IT'S A VALID QUESTION.
MARIA HAS VERY ACCEPTABLE
BREASTS.
MARIA HAS VERY ACCEPTABLE
BREASTS.
COUSIN LUKE, I HOPE YOU
BREASTS.
COUSIN LUKE, I HOPE YOU
DIDN'T FIND THIS MARIA FROM THE
COUSIN LUKE, I HOPE YOU
DIDN'T FIND THIS MARIA FROM THE
CLASSIFIEDS.
DIDN'T FIND THIS MARIA FROM THE
CLASSIFIEDS.
GIRLS WHO POST IN THE
CLASSIFIEDS.
GIRLS WHO POST IN THE
CLASSIFIEDS USUALLY WANT MONEY.
GIRLS WHO POST IN THE
CLASSIFIEDS USUALLY WANT MONEY.
OKAY, THAT'S -- THAT'S QUITE
CLASSIFIEDS USUALLY WANT MONEY.
OKAY, THAT'S -- THAT'S QUITE
ENOUGH OF THAT.
OKAY, THAT'S -- THAT'S QUITE
ENOUGH OF THAT.
MARIA'S NOT A SLUT LIKE
ENOUGH OF THAT.
MARIA'S NOT A SLUT LIKE
CHARLENE.
MARIA'S NOT A SLUT LIKE
CHARLENE.
I WILL ASK HER OUT ON A DATE AS
CHARLENE.
I WILL ASK HER OUT ON A DATE AS
SOON AS I HAVE A REAL PAYING
I WILL ASK HER OUT ON A DATE AS
SOON AS I HAVE A REAL PAYING
JOB.
SOON AS I HAVE A REAL PAYING
JOB.
AUNT CINDY, COULD I HAVE SOME
JOB.
AUNT CINDY, COULD I HAVE SOME
MORE SOUP, PLEASE?
AUNT CINDY, COULD I HAVE SOME
MORE SOUP, PLEASE?
IT'S MY PLEASURE, LUKE.
MORE SOUP, PLEASE?
IT'S MY PLEASURE, LUKE.
I STILL DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
WANT ME TO GO IN THERE WITH
YOU?
MM, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
YOU?
MM, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS,
MM, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS,
LUKE?
YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS,
LUKE?
YES.
LUKE?
YES.
I NEED A JOB.
YES.
I NEED A JOB.
OH, YOU KEEP SAYING THAT, BU
I NEED A JOB.
OH, YOU KEEP SAYING THAT, BU I DON'T GET IT.
OH, YOU KEEP SAYING THAT, BU I DON'T GET IT.
YOU NEVER WANTED A JOB BEFORE,
I DON'T GET IT.
YOU NEVER WANTED A JOB BEFORE,
WHEN YOU WERE WITH MAGGIE.
YOU NEVER WANTED A JOB BEFORE,
WHEN YOU WERE WITH MAGGIE.
WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY WANT ONE
WHEN YOU WERE WITH MAGGIE.
WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY WANT ONE
NOW?
WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY WANT ONE
NOW?
UNCLE PAUL, IT IS GOOD THAT I
NOW?
UNCLE PAUL, IT IS GOOD THAT I
HAVE DREAMS.
UNCLE PAUL, IT IS GOOD THAT I
HAVE DREAMS.
YEAH, I GUESS, BUT, UH...
I HAD DREAMS ONCE.
SEEMS LIKE A LIFETIME AGO.
[ SIGHS ]
SEEMS LIKE A LIFETIME AGO.
[ SIGHS ]
NOW IT'S JUST...I DON'T KNOW
[ SIGHS ]
NOW IT'S JUST...I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
NOW IT'S JUST...I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
I KNOW I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
WHAT IT IS.
I KNOW I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
SHOWER, GET DRESSED, GO TO WORK,
I KNOW I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
SHOWER, GET DRESSED, GO TO WORK,
WORK, EAT, WORK SOME MORE, COME
SHOWER, GET DRESSED, GO TO WORK,
WORK, EAT, WORK SOME MORE, COME
HOME, EAT, GET UNDRESSED, GO TO
WORK, EAT, WORK SOME MORE, COME
HOME, EAT, GET UNDRESSED, GO TO
SLEEP.
HOME, EAT, GET UNDRESSED, GO TO
SLEEP.
THEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
SLEEP.
THEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
AND I START THE WHOLE THING ALL
THEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
AND I START THE WHOLE THING ALL
OVER AGAIN.
AND I START THE WHOLE THING ALL
OVER AGAIN.
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
OVER AGAIN.
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH
ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH
ME.
YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD
ME.
YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD
LISTENER, BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD
LISTENER, BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'LL COOK YOU SOMETHING NICE FOR
LISTENER, BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'LL COOK YOU SOMETHING NICE FOR
DINNER TONIGHT.
I'LL COOK YOU SOMETHING NICE FOR
DINNER TONIGHT.
THAT'LL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.
DINNER TONIGHT.
THAT'LL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.
THANK YOU, LUKE.
THAT'LL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.
THANK YOU, LUKE.
UNCLE PAUL.
THANK YOU, LUKE.
UNCLE PAUL.
OH.
UNCLE PAUL.
OH.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
OH.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
HEY, LUKE.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
HEY, LUKE.
GOOD LUCK.
[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]
59 MINUTES LATE.
NOT GOOD. NOT NICE.
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
LET ME GUESS. YOU'RE LUKE.
DO YOU TALK?
YES, I SPEAK VERY WELL.
DO YOU TALK?
YES, I SPEAK VERY WELL.
THAT'S A SHAME.
YES, I SPEAK VERY WELL.
THAT'S A SHAME.
I GOT ALONG VERY WELL WITH THE
THAT'S A SHAME.
I GOT ALONG VERY WELL WITH THE
LAST RETARD FROM SMILES.
I GOT ALONG VERY WELL WITH THE
LAST RETARD FROM SMILES.
HE DIDN'T SAY A SINGLE WORD.
LAST RETARD FROM SMILES.
HE DIDN'T SAY A SINGLE WORD.
IT WAS HEAVEN.
HE DIDN'T SAY A SINGLE WORD.
IT WAS HEAVEN.
I AM NOT RETARDED, AND PEOPLE
IT WAS HEAVEN.
I AM NOT RETARDED, AND PEOPLE
WHO CALL ME THAT ARE --
I AM NOT RETARDED, AND PEOPLE
WHO CALL ME THAT ARE --
I KNOW THAT!
WHO CALL ME THAT ARE --
I KNOW THAT!
AND IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PAPER
I KNOW THAT!
AND IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PAPER
BAG OVER YOUR HEAD, YOU'D
AND IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PAPER
BAG OVER YOUR HEAD, YOU'D
REALIZE I WAS USING IRONY AND
BAG OVER YOUR HEAD, YOU'D
REALIZE I WAS USING IRONY AND
FIGURES OF SPEECH!
REALIZE I WAS USING IRONY AND
FIGURES OF SPEECH!
BUT YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I MEAN
FIGURES OF SPEECH!
BUT YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I MEAN "PAPER BAG" LITERALLY, DIDN'
BUT YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I MEAN "PAPER BAG" LITERALLY, DIDN' YOU?
"PAPER BAG" LITERALLY, DIDN' YOU?
YOU CAN RELAX.
YOU?
YOU CAN RELAX.
YOU'LL FIND YOUR COUNTLESS
YOU CAN RELAX.
YOU'LL FIND YOUR COUNTLESS
LIMITATIONS ARE ALL KNOWN TO ME.
YOU'LL FIND YOUR COUNTLESS
LIMITATIONS ARE ALL KNOWN TO ME.
I HAVE VERY LOW EXPECTATIONS.
LIMITATIONS ARE ALL KNOWN TO ME.
I HAVE VERY LOW EXPECTATIONS.
I AM VERY SMART.
I HAVE VERY LOW EXPECTATIONS.
I AM VERY SMART.
AND I'M HERE TO TRAIN FOR A JOB.
I AM VERY SMART.
AND I'M HERE TO TRAIN FOR A JOB.
WHERE'S MY SMILES TRAINER WHO
AND I'M HERE TO TRAIN FOR A JOB.
WHERE'S MY SMILES TRAINER WHO
WILL TEST MY ABILITIES?
WHERE'S MY SMILES TRAINER WHO
WILL TEST MY ABILITIES?
NONE OF THE SMILES TRAINERS
WILL TEST MY ABILITIES?
NONE OF THE SMILES TRAINERS
COME HERE ANYMORE.
NONE OF THE SMILES TRAINERS
COME HERE ANYMORE.
YOU'RE ALL ALONE, AND IF YOU
COME HERE ANYMORE.
YOU'RE ALL ALONE, AND IF YOU
HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET, I'M
YOU'RE ALL ALONE, AND IF YOU
HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET, I'M
YOUR SUPERVISOR.
HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET, I'M
YOUR SUPERVISOR.
MY NAME IS ZACK -- NEVER
YOUR SUPERVISOR.
MY NAME IS ZACK -- NEVER
ZACHARY.
MY NAME IS ZACK -- NEVER
ZACHARY.
I RUN THE I.T. DEPARTMENT.
ZACHARY.
I RUN THE I.T. DEPARTMENT.
AND I OWN YOUR ASS!
I RUN THE I.T. DEPARTMENT.
AND I OWN YOUR ASS!
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SHAKING
AND I OWN YOUR ASS!
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SHAKING
MY HAND!
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SHAKING
MY HAND!
TO THE DUNGEON, HALF-WIT!
[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]
YOU'RE SHARP, LUKE.
I'VE HAD MANY SMILES KIDS JUS
YOU'RE SHARP, LUKE.
I'VE HAD MANY SMILES KIDS JUS STAND THERE ALL MORNING AFTER I
I'VE HAD MANY SMILES KIDS JUS STAND THERE ALL MORNING AFTER I
SAID THAT.
STAND THERE ALL MORNING AFTER I
SAID THAT.
YOU SHOULD TRY USING FIGURES OF
SAID THAT.
YOU SHOULD TRY USING FIGURES OF
SPEECH AND IRONY AS MUCH AS
YOU SHOULD TRY USING FIGURES OF
SPEECH AND IRONY AS MUCH AS
POSSIBLE.
SPEECH AND IRONY AS MUCH AS
POSSIBLE.
THEY'RE NECESSARY IF YOU'RE TO
POSSIBLE.
THEY'RE NECESSARY IF YOU'RE TO
LIVE IN THIS WORLD.
THEY'RE NECESSARY IF YOU'RE TO
LIVE IN THIS WORLD.
HUMANITY IS EVIL.
LIVE IN THIS WORLD.
HUMANITY IS EVIL.
OKAY.
HUMANITY IS EVIL.
OKAY.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN
OKAY.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN
THE PEOPLE NOISE GETS SO BAD
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN
THE PEOPLE NOISE GETS SO BAD
THAT I WANT TO SCREAM?
THE PEOPLE NOISE GETS SO BAD
THAT I WANT TO SCREAM?
NO. HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT?
THAT I WANT TO SCREAM?
NO. HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT?
STOP BEING SUCH A
NO. HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT?
STOP BEING SUCH A
NOISE-MAKER, YOU HUMAN!
STOP BEING SUCH A
NOISE-MAKER, YOU HUMAN!
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
WHAT I DID BACK THERE WAS NO APPROPRIATE.
IT SHOWED LACK OF SELF-CONTROL
APPROPRIATE.
IT SHOWED LACK OF SELF-CONTROL
AND POOR JUDGMENT.
IT SHOWED LACK OF SELF-CONTROL
AND POOR JUDGMENT.
YOU DON'T EVER DO IT,
AND POOR JUDGMENT.
YOU DON'T EVER DO IT,
UNDERSTAND?
YOU DON'T EVER DO IT,
UNDERSTAND?
YES.
UNDERSTAND?
YES.
SCREAMING IS VERY BAD, I KNOW.
YES.
SCREAMING IS VERY BAD, I KNOW.
THE ONLY REASON I GOT AWAY
SCREAMING IS VERY BAD, I KNOW.
THE ONLY REASON I GOT AWAY
WITH IT IS BECAUSE MY FATHER
THE ONLY REASON I GOT AWAY
WITH IT IS BECAUSE MY FATHER
OWNS THIS COMPANY.
WITH IT IS BECAUSE MY FATHER
OWNS THIS COMPANY.
IF YOU WERE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE
OWNS THIS COMPANY.
IF YOU WERE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE
THAT, YOU WOULD BE ESCORTED FROM
IF YOU WERE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE
THAT, YOU WOULD BE ESCORTED FROM
THE BUILDING BY SECURITY.
THAT, YOU WOULD BE ESCORTED FROM
THE BUILDING BY SECURITY.
IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE.
THE BUILDING BY SECURITY.
IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE.
I SHOULD START MY TRAINING
IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE.
I SHOULD START MY TRAINING
NOW, YES.
I SHOULD START MY TRAINING
NOW, YES.
TRAINING.
NOW, YES.
TRAINING.
AAAAAAAAAAH!
TRAINING.
AAAAAAAAAAH!
MY FATHER HAD THE WALLS
AAAAAAAAAAH!
MY FATHER HAD THE WALLS
SOUNDPROOFED.
MY FATHER HAD THE WALLS
SOUNDPROOFED.
I am breathing.
SOUNDPROOFED.
I am breathing.
I'M GLAD YOU SHOW SOME
I am breathing.
I'M GLAD YOU SHOW SOME
HIGHER FUNCTION, LUKE.
I'M GLAD YOU SHOW SOME
HIGHER FUNCTION, LUKE.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE TASKS YOU'LL
HIGHER FUNCTION, LUKE.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE TASKS YOU'LL
BE PERFORMING ARE WORTHY OF A
UNFORTUNATELY, THE TASKS YOU'LL
BE PERFORMING ARE WORTHY OF A
PRESCHOOL DIPLOMA.
BE PERFORMING ARE WORTHY OF A
PRESCHOOL DIPLOMA.
YOU'LL BE SORTING AND DELIVERING
PRESCHOOL DIPLOMA.
YOU'LL BE SORTING AND DELIVERING
SNAIL MAIL, FILING THOUSANDS OF
YOU'LL BE SORTING AND DELIVERING
SNAIL MAIL, FILING THOUSANDS OF
BULLSHIT CUSTOMER REPORTS, AND
SNAIL MAIL, FILING THOUSANDS OF
BULLSHIT CUSTOMER REPORTS, AND
MAKING COFFEE, IF THE
BULLSHIT CUSTOMER REPORTS, AND
MAKING COFFEE, IF THE
SECRETARIES DON'T THINK YOU'RE A
MAKING COFFEE, IF THE
SECRETARIES DON'T THINK YOU'RE A
HEALTH HAZARD.
SECRETARIES DON'T THINK YOU'RE A
HEALTH HAZARD.
SO DON'T LET THEM CATCH YOU
HEALTH HAZARD.
SO DON'T LET THEM CATCH YOU
PICKING YOUR NOSE OR DROOLING.
SO DON'T LET THEM CATCH YOU
PICKING YOUR NOSE OR DROOLING.
I MAKE GOOD COFFEE AND 23
PICKING YOUR NOSE OR DROOLING.
I MAKE GOOD COFFEE AND 23
DIFFERENT DINNER ENTRES,
I MAKE GOOD COFFEE AND 23
DIFFERENT DINNER ENTRES,
INCLUDING BREAKFAST --
DIFFERENT DINNER ENTRES,
INCLUDING BREAKFAST --
WOW!
INCLUDING BREAKFAST --
WOW!
YOU'RE A REGULAR HOUSEWIFE.
WOW!
YOU'RE A REGULAR HOUSEWIFE.
LET'S GET MARRIED.
YOU'RE A REGULAR HOUSEWIFE.
LET'S GET MARRIED.
I DON'T CARE!
LET'S GET MARRIED.
I DON'T CARE!
AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU
I DON'T CARE!
AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ANYMORE.
AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ANYMORE.
GET YOUR ASS TO WORK!
ANYMORE.
GET YOUR ASS TO WORK!
I HAVE NOT YET RECEIVED
GET YOUR ASS TO WORK!
I HAVE NOT YET RECEIVED
PROPER INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO
I HAVE NOT YET RECEIVED
PROPER INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO
SORT AND DELIVER SNAIL MAIL,
PROPER INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO
SORT AND DELIVER SNAIL MAIL,
FILE BULLSHIT REPORTS, AND WHERE
SORT AND DELIVER SNAIL MAIL,
FILE BULLSHIT REPORTS, AND WHERE
IS THE COFFEE MACHINE LOCATED?
FILE BULLSHIT REPORTS, AND WHERE
IS THE COFFEE MACHINE LOCATED?
DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ABOUT TO
IS THE COFFEE MACHINE LOCATED?
DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ABOUT TO
BE HELPFUL?
DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ABOUT TO
BE HELPFUL?
MM, NO.
BE HELPFUL?
MM, NO.
GET OUT OF HERE!
MM, NO.
GET OUT OF HERE!
[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]
AH, YOU MUST BE THE NEW
IDIOT.
YOU BETTER HURRY UP WITH THA
IDIOT.
YOU BETTER HURRY UP WITH THA MAIL.
YOU BETTER HURRY UP WITH THA MAIL.
I'M LUKE.
MAIL.
I'M LUKE.
I'M NOT THE NEW IDIOT.
I'M LUKE.
I'M NOT THE NEW IDIOT.
DID ZACK SEND YOU DOWN HERE
I'M NOT THE NEW IDIOT.
DID ZACK SEND YOU DOWN HERE
BY YOURSELF?
DID ZACK SEND YOU DOWN HERE
BY YOURSELF?
HE JUST THINKS EVERYTHING
BY YOURSELF?
HE JUST THINKS EVERYTHING
REVOLVES AROUND HIS DARK LITTLE
HE JUST THINKS EVERYTHING
REVOLVES AROUND HIS DARK LITTLE
WORLD.
REVOLVES AROUND HIS DARK LITTLE
WORLD.
YOU KIDS NEED ADULT SUPERVISION.
WORLD.
YOU KIDS NEED ADULT SUPERVISION.
I'M NOT A KID, AND I HAVE NO
YOU KIDS NEED ADULT SUPERVISION.
I'M NOT A KID, AND I HAVE NO BEEN TRAINED IN THE PROPER
I'M NOT A KID, AND I HAVE NO BEEN TRAINED IN THE PROPER
PROCEDURE TO SORT THE SNAIL
BEEN TRAINED IN THE PROPER
PROCEDURE TO SORT THE SNAIL
MAIL.
PROCEDURE TO SORT THE SNAIL
MAIL.
THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
MAIL.
THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
OKAY, LISTEN CAREFULLY,
THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
OKAY, LISTEN CAREFULLY,
BECAUSE I DON'T REPEAT MYSELF
OKAY, LISTEN CAREFULLY,
BECAUSE I DON'T REPEAT MYSELF
FOR ANYONE.
BECAUSE I DON'T REPEAT MYSELF
FOR ANYONE.
YOU PICK UP THE MAIL, YOU SEE
FOR ANYONE.
YOU PICK UP THE MAIL, YOU SEE
WHO IT'S ADDRESSED TO, AND YOU
YOU PICK UP THE MAIL, YOU SEE
WHO IT'S ADDRESSED TO, AND YOU
PUT IT IN THE CORRESPONDING BIN.
WHO IT'S ADDRESSED TO, AND YOU
PUT IT IN THE CORRESPONDING BIN.
THE DEPARTMENT CHART IS DIRECTLY
PUT IT IN THE CORRESPONDING BIN.
THE DEPARTMENT CHART IS DIRECTLY
ACROSS FROM YOU.
THE DEPARTMENT CHART IS DIRECTLY
ACROSS FROM YOU.
THE RED CART GOES TO THE SOUTH
ACROSS FROM YOU.
THE RED CART GOES TO THE SOUTH
WING.
THE RED CART GOES TO THE SOUTH
WING.
THE BLUE CART GOES TO THE NORTH
WING.
THE BLUE CART GOES TO THE NORTH
WING, AND THEN YOU WALK AROUND
THE BLUE CART GOES TO THE NORTH
WING, AND THEN YOU WALK AROUND
AND YOU LOOK AT THE NAMES ON
WING, AND THEN YOU WALK AROUND
AND YOU LOOK AT THE NAMES ON
PEOPLE'S DESKS AND GIVE THEM
AND YOU LOOK AT THE NAMES ON
PEOPLE'S DESKS AND GIVE THEM
THEIR GODDAMN MAIL!
[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO
WITH ALL THE MAIL EVERYBODY
KEEPS GIVING YOU.
WITH ALL THE MAIL EVERYBODY
KEEPS GIVING YOU.
YES.
KEEPS GIVING YOU.
YES.
AND YOU DON'T WANT TO ASK
YES.
AND YOU DON'T WANT TO ASK
ANGRY BETSY BY THE MAIL ROOM.
AND YOU DON'T WANT TO ASK
ANGRY BETSY BY THE MAIL ROOM.
YES.
ANGRY BETSY BY THE MAIL ROOM.
YES.
SO YOU COME TO ME FOR
YES.
SO YOU COME TO ME FOR
ANSWERS.
SO YOU COME TO ME FOR
ANSWERS.
YES.
ANSWERS.
YES.
YOU ARE MY SUPERVISOR.
YES.
YOU ARE MY SUPERVISOR.
YOU OWN MY ASS.
YOU ARE MY SUPERVISOR.
YOU OWN MY ASS.
I SEE YOU TOOK THE MAIL.
YOU OWN MY ASS.
I SEE YOU TOOK THE MAIL.
THAT SHOWS INITIATIVE.
I SEE YOU TOOK THE MAIL.
THAT SHOWS INITIATIVE.
I HAD THIS SMILES GIRL ONCE WHO
THAT SHOWS INITIATIVE.
I HAD THIS SMILES GIRL ONCE WHO
STARTED HITTING PEOPLE THA
I HAD THIS SMILES GIRL ONCE WHO
STARTED HITTING PEOPLE THA TRIED TO GIVE HER PACKAGES, AND
STARTED HITTING PEOPLE THA TRIED TO GIVE HER PACKAGES, AND
THEN ANOTHER KID WHO TOOK THEM,
TRIED TO GIVE HER PACKAGES, AND
THEN ANOTHER KID WHO TOOK THEM,
BUT THEN THREW THEM IN THE
THEN ANOTHER KID WHO TOOK THEM,
BUT THEN THREW THEM IN THE
TRASH.
BUT THEN THREW THEM IN THE
TRASH.
I GUESS I'D CONCEDE I'M NOT THE
TRASH.
I GUESS I'D CONCEDE I'M NOT THE
BEST SUPERVISOR, BUT --
I GUESS I'D CONCEDE I'M NOT THE
BEST SUPERVISOR, BUT --
YOU TALK TOO MUCH, ZACK!
BEST SUPERVISOR, BUT --
YOU TALK TOO MUCH, ZACK!
I STILL HAVE THE BLUE CART TO
YOU TALK TOO MUCH, ZACK!
I STILL HAVE THE BLUE CART TO
DELIVER, AND AT MY CURREN
I STILL HAVE THE BLUE CART TO
DELIVER, AND AT MY CURREN SPEED, IT WILL TAKE ME ALL
DELIVER, AND AT MY CURREN SPEED, IT WILL TAKE ME ALL
MORNING TO FINISH.
SPEED, IT WILL TAKE ME ALL
MORNING TO FINISH.
AND WHAT ABOUT THE BULLSHI
MORNING TO FINISH.
AND WHAT ABOUT THE BULLSHI REPORTS AND COFFEE?
AND WHAT ABOUT THE BULLSHI REPORTS AND COFFEE?
I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE
REPORTS AND COFFEE?
I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE
PACKAGES URGENTLY.
I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE
PACKAGES URGENTLY.
I CAN ONLY STAY UNTIL 1:00 P.M.
PACKAGES URGENTLY.
I CAN ONLY STAY UNTIL 1:00 P.M.
SINCE I'M NOT A PAID EMPLOYEE.
I CAN ONLY STAY UNTIL 1:00 P.M.
SINCE I'M NOT A PAID EMPLOYEE.
DON'T SCREAM, PLEASE.
SINCE I'M NOT A PAID EMPLOYEE.
DON'T SCREAM, PLEASE.
YOU CAN LEAVE ALL THE
DON'T SCREAM, PLEASE.
YOU CAN LEAVE ALL THE
OUTGOING MAIL IN THE WHITE BAG
YOU CAN LEAVE ALL THE
OUTGOING MAIL IN THE WHITE BAG
BY THE POSTAGE METER IN THE MAIL
OUTGOING MAIL IN THE WHITE BAG
BY THE POSTAGE METER IN THE MAIL
ROOM.
BY THE POSTAGE METER IN THE MAIL
ROOM.
YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED TO OPERATE
ROOM.
YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED TO OPERATE
MACHINERY.
YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED TO OPERATE
MACHINERY.
THANK YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
TRYING TO LEAVE, BUT I CAN'T.
I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING A
TRYING TO LEAVE, BUT I CAN'T.
I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING A THIS STUPID COMPANY, TRAINING
I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING A THIS STUPID COMPANY, TRAINING
FOR THIS STUPID JOB?
THIS STUPID COMPANY, TRAINING
FOR THIS STUPID JOB?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S YOUR PURPOSE
FOR THIS STUPID JOB?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S YOUR PURPOSE
TO SOCIETY?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S YOUR PURPOSE
TO SOCIETY?
DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE ALIVE,
TO SOCIETY?
DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE ALIVE,
LUKE?
DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE ALIVE,
LUKE?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S YOUR
LUKE?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S YOUR
PURPOSE.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S YOUR
PURPOSE.
YOU'RE HERE TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL
PURPOSE.
YOU'RE HERE TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL
SORRY FOR YOU.
YOU'RE HERE TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL
SORRY FOR YOU.
YOU'RE HERE TO REMIND PEOPLE
SORRY FOR YOU.
YOU'RE HERE TO REMIND PEOPLE
WHAT A SAD WORLD WE LIVE IN
YOU'RE HERE TO REMIND PEOPLE
WHAT A SAD WORLD WE LIVE IN
WHERE SOMEBODY LIKE YOU CAN BE
WHAT A SAD WORLD WE LIVE IN
WHERE SOMEBODY LIKE YOU CAN BE
BORN.
WHERE SOMEBODY LIKE YOU CAN BE
BORN.
YOU'RE HERE AS A LIVING,
BORN.
YOU'RE HERE AS A LIVING,
BREATHING, STINKING EXAMPLE OF
YOU'RE HERE AS A LIVING,
BREATHING, STINKING EXAMPLE OF
EVERYTHING THEY DON'T WANT FOR
BREATHING, STINKING EXAMPLE OF
EVERYTHING THEY DON'T WANT FOR
THEMSELVES.
EVERYTHING THEY DON'T WANT FOR
THEMSELVES.
AND NO AMOUNT OF RUSHING TO
THEMSELVES.
AND NO AMOUNT OF RUSHING TO
FINISH YOUR CHORES IS GONNA
AND NO AMOUNT OF RUSHING TO
FINISH YOUR CHORES IS GONNA
CHANGE THAT OR MAKE IT BETTER.
FINISH YOUR CHORES IS GONNA
CHANGE THAT OR MAKE IT BETTER.
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
CHANGE THAT OR MAKE IT BETTER.
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
NO.
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
NO.
DID YOU SAY "NO"?
NO.
DID YOU SAY "NO"?
I'M HERE TO TRAIN FOR A JOB
DID YOU SAY "NO"?
I'M HERE TO TRAIN FOR A JOB
SO I CAN ASK MARIA OUT ON A
I'M HERE TO TRAIN FOR A JOB
SO I CAN ASK MARIA OUT ON A
DATE.
SO I CAN ASK MARIA OUT ON A
DATE.
AND UNCLE PAUL DOESN'T KNOW I
DATE.
AND UNCLE PAUL DOESN'T KNOW I YET, BUT SOMEDAY I'M GOING TO
AND UNCLE PAUL DOESN'T KNOW I YET, BUT SOMEDAY I'M GOING TO
LIVE BY MYSELF...AND SCREW, YES.
[ SCOFFS ]
GO STRAIGHT HOME, LUKE.
PLEASE.
[ BELL DINGS ]
HEY.
MOST GUYS WOULD HAVE WAITED A LEAST A WEEK BEFORE MAKING A
MOST GUYS WOULD HAVE WAITED A LEAST A WEEK BEFORE MAKING A
SECOND APPEARANCE.
LEAST A WEEK BEFORE MAKING A
SECOND APPEARANCE.
MARIA, I'M IN TRAINING A
SECOND APPEARANCE.
MARIA, I'M IN TRAINING A Click&Easy.
MARIA, I'M IN TRAINING A Click&Easy.
HMM, I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE
Click&Easy.
HMM, I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE
NERDY TYPE.
HMM, I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE
NERDY TYPE.
HEY, THAT'S A GREAT COMPANY.
NERDY TYPE.
HEY, THAT'S A GREAT COMPANY.
I ACTUALLY APPLIED TO TEMP THERE
HEY, THAT'S A GREAT COMPANY.
I ACTUALLY APPLIED TO TEMP THERE
BEFORE I ENDED UP HERE, SO...
I ACTUALLY APPLIED TO TEMP THERE
BEFORE I ENDED UP HERE, SO...
UH...
BEFORE I ENDED UP HERE, SO...
UH...
IS THAT ALL YOU WANTED TO TELL
UH...
IS THAT ALL YOU WANTED TO TELL
ME?
IS THAT ALL YOU WANTED TO TELL
ME?
YES, THAT'S ALL.
ME?
YES, THAT'S ALL.
I WILL NOT MENTION YOUR BREASTS
YES, THAT'S ALL.
I WILL NOT MENTION YOUR BREASTS
AGAIN UNTIL OUR DATE WHEN I HAVE
I WILL NOT MENTION YOUR BREASTS
AGAIN UNTIL OUR DATE WHEN I HAVE
A JOB.
AGAIN UNTIL OUR DATE WHEN I HAVE
A JOB.
RIGHT NOW I MUST CONCENTRATE ON
A JOB.
RIGHT NOW I MUST CONCENTRATE ON
SNAIL MAIL, FILING BULLSHI
RIGHT NOW I MUST CONCENTRATE ON
SNAIL MAIL, FILING BULLSHI REPORTS, COFFEE --
SNAIL MAIL, FILING BULLSHI REPORTS, COFFEE --
LUKE.
REPORTS, COFFEE --
LUKE.
WHAT IF I SAY NO?
LUKE.
WHAT IF I SAY NO?
I MEAN, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE CUTE
WHAT IF I SAY NO?
I MEAN, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE CUTE
AND ALL, BUT MAYBE I'M LOOKING
I MEAN, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE CUTE
AND ALL, BUT MAYBE I'M LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN A
AND ALL, BUT MAYBE I'M LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN A
GUY.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ SEA GULLS SQUAWKING ]
MARIA CAN'T SAY NO.
[ SEA GULLS SQUAWKING ]
MARIA CAN'T SAY NO.
TOUGH DAY, HUH?
MARIA CAN'T SAY NO.
TOUGH DAY, HUH?
YES. VERY TOUGH.
TOUGH DAY, HUH?
YES. VERY TOUGH.
TRY GETTING MARRIED AND
YES. VERY TOUGH.
TRY GETTING MARRIED AND
HAVING KIDS.
TRY GETTING MARRIED AND
HAVING KIDS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
JONAS IS, UM, NOT DOING TOO
WELL.
THEY CALL ME AT WORK.
WELL.
THEY CALL ME AT WORK.
I HAVE TO GO SEE THE DOCTOR A
THEY CALL ME AT WORK.
I HAVE TO GO SEE THE DOCTOR A THE HOME.
I HAVE TO GO SEE THE DOCTOR A THE HOME.
I NEED TO SEE GRANDPA BEFORE
THE HOME.
I NEED TO SEE GRANDPA BEFORE
HE IS DEAD.
I NEED TO SEE GRANDPA BEFORE
HE IS DEAD.
YEAH. YEAH, I DO, TOO.
GRANDPA, I CAN'T JUST FIGURE
IT OUT.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO
IT OUT.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO
DO, OKAY?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO
DO, OKAY?
PLEASE WAKE UP.
DO, OKAY?
PLEASE WAKE UP.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN
HIM THIS WAY.
HE SEEMS SO -- SO CALM.
HIM THIS WAY.
HE SEEMS SO -- SO CALM.
HE'S NOT SNORING.
HE SEEMS SO -- SO CALM.
HE'S NOT SNORING.
HUH?
HE'S NOT SNORING.
HUH?
GRANDPA SNORES LIKE A WILD
HUH?
GRANDPA SNORES LIKE A WILD
HOG.
GRANDPA SNORES LIKE A WILD
HOG.
HE'S NOT SLEEPING WELL.
HOG.
HE'S NOT SLEEPING WELL.
HE'S NOT CALM.
WANT TO SIT? SIT.
DO HE EVER MENTION ME MUCH?
GRANDPA CALLED ME PAUL WHEN
DO HE EVER MENTION ME MUCH?
GRANDPA CALLED ME PAUL WHEN
HE COULDN'T FIND ME IN THE
GRANDPA CALLED ME PAUL WHEN
HE COULDN'T FIND ME IN THE
HOUSE -- ALWAYS.
HE COULDN'T FIND ME IN THE
HOUSE -- ALWAYS.
OH, YEAH?
HOUSE -- ALWAYS.
OH, YEAH?
YES.
OH, YEAH?
YES.
HUH.
BOY, WAS HE PISSED WHEN YOU
FIRST SHOWED UP.
NEVER FORGAVE YOUR MOTHER FOR
FIRST SHOWED UP.
NEVER FORGAVE YOUR MOTHER FOR
DUMPING YOU ON HIS DOORSTEP.
NEVER FORGAVE YOUR MOTHER FOR
DUMPING YOU ON HIS DOORSTEP.
I GUESS NONE OF US DID.
DUMPING YOU ON HIS DOORSTEP.
I GUESS NONE OF US DID.
SHE ONLY CAME BACK ONCE TO VISI
I GUESS NONE OF US DID.
SHE ONLY CAME BACK ONCE TO VISI YOU, WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT 6 OR 7,
SHE ONLY CAME BACK ONCE TO VISI YOU, WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT 6 OR 7,
I THINK.
YOU, WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT 6 OR 7,
I THINK.
REMEMBER THAT?
I THINK.
REMEMBER THAT?
I ALWAYS KNEW I'D BE LOOKING
REMEMBER THAT?
I ALWAYS KNEW I'D BE LOOKING
AFTER YOU SOMEDAY.
I ALWAYS KNEW I'D BE LOOKING
AFTER YOU SOMEDAY.
I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE
AFTER YOU SOMEDAY.
I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE
THIS SOON.
I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE
THIS SOON.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU DIDN'
THIS SOON.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU DIDN' UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU DIDN' UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.
LUKE.
UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.
LUKE.
LUKE.
LUKE.
LUKE.
YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO ME WHEN
LUKE.
YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO ME WHEN
I CAME BY TO VISIT HIM THE OTHER
YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO ME WHEN
I CAME BY TO VISIT HIM THE OTHER
DAY?
I CAME BY TO VISIT HIM THE OTHER
DAY?
HE SAID, "HEY, BOY.
DAY?
HE SAID, "HEY, BOY.
MEN DON'T WHINE.
HE SAID, "HEY, BOY.
MEN DON'T WHINE.
THEY JUST GO OUT AND GET I
MEN DON'T WHINE.
THEY JUST GO OUT AND GET I DONE, PERIOD."
[ WHIRRING ]
YOU REALIZE YOU'RE THE FIRS SMILES INTERN I ALLOW TO USE THE
YOU REALIZE YOU'RE THE FIRS SMILES INTERN I ALLOW TO USE THE
POSTAGE METER?
THIS IS VERY UNLIKE ME.
IS SOMETHING GOING ON?
WHAT, YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK
TODAY?
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
TODAY?
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
AAH!
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
AAH!
[ LAUGHS ]
AAH!
[ LAUGHS ]
GOT YOU, RETARD!
[ LAUGHS ]
GOT YOU, RETARD!
I AM NOT A RETARD.
GOT YOU, RETARD!
I AM NOT A RETARD.
I'VE TOLD YOU THAT ALREADY.
I AM NOT A RETARD.
I'VE TOLD YOU THAT ALREADY.
PEOPLE WHO CALL ME THAT --
I'VE TOLD YOU THAT ALREADY.
PEOPLE WHO CALL ME THAT --
WHATEVER.
PEOPLE WHO CALL ME THAT --
WHATEVER.
YOU CAN'T SCREAM IN HERE,
WHATEVER.
YOU CAN'T SCREAM IN HERE,
ANYWAY.
YOU CAN'T SCREAM IN HERE,
ANYWAY.
THE WALLS AREN'T SOUNDPROOF.
ANYWAY.
THE WALLS AREN'T SOUNDPROOF.
SO WHAT HAPPENED?
THE WALLS AREN'T SOUNDPROOF.
SO WHAT HAPPENED?
SOMEBODY SHUFFLE AROUND YOUR
SO WHAT HAPPENED?
SOMEBODY SHUFFLE AROUND YOUR
BASEBALL-CARD COLLECTION?
SOMEBODY SHUFFLE AROUND YOUR
BASEBALL-CARD COLLECTION?
GRANDPA TOLD ME TO JUS
BASEBALL-CARD COLLECTION?
GRANDPA TOLD ME TO JUS FIGURE IT OUT, BE A MAN.
GRANDPA TOLD ME TO JUS FIGURE IT OUT, BE A MAN.
BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET A
FIGURE IT OUT, BE A MAN.
BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET A
JOB AND MARIA SAYS NO TO A DATE?
BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET A
JOB AND MARIA SAYS NO TO A DATE?
IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.
JOB AND MARIA SAYS NO TO A DATE?
IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.
I HAVE TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER
IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.
I HAVE TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER
FAST.
I HAVE TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER
FAST.
THINK, LUKE.
FAST.
THINK, LUKE.
THINK.
THINK, LUKE.
THINK.
[ WHIRRING ]
THINK.
[ WHIRRING ]
IT'S ALWAYS THOSE WOMEN,
[ WHIRRING ]
IT'S ALWAYS THOSE WOMEN,
ISN'T IT?
IT'S ALWAYS THOSE WOMEN,
ISN'T IT?
YES, VERY MUCH SO.
ISN'T IT?
YES, VERY MUCH SO.
EVERY PROBLEM HAS A RATIONAL
YES, VERY MUCH SO.
EVERY PROBLEM HAS A RATIONAL
SOLUTION, LUKE, EVEN WOMEN.
EVERY PROBLEM HAS A RATIONAL
SOLUTION, LUKE, EVEN WOMEN.
YOU MET HER AT SMILES, RIGHT?
SOLUTION, LUKE, EVEN WOMEN.
YOU MET HER AT SMILES, RIGHT?
MARIA WORKS AT EASY JOBS.
YOU MET HER AT SMILES, RIGHT?
MARIA WORKS AT EASY JOBS.
SHE ANSWERS THE PHONES.
MARIA WORKS AT EASY JOBS.
SHE ANSWERS THE PHONES.
DID YOU FALL FOR AN N.T.?
SHE ANSWERS THE PHONES.
DID YOU FALL FOR AN N.T.?
MARIA IS A NICE GIRL WITH
DID YOU FALL FOR AN N.T.?
MARIA IS A NICE GIRL WITH
PRETTY BREASTS.
MARIA IS A NICE GIRL WITH
PRETTY BREASTS.
DO NOT USE FIGURES OF SPEECH ON
PRETTY BREASTS.
DO NOT USE FIGURES OF SPEECH ON
HER.
DO NOT USE FIGURES OF SPEECH ON
HER.
"N.T." -- NEUROLOGICALLY
HER.
"N.T." -- NEUROLOGICALLY
TYPICAL.
"N.T." -- NEUROLOGICALLY
TYPICAL.
SHE'S NORMAL.
TYPICAL.
SHE'S NORMAL.
DOES SHE KNOW YOU'RE A RETARD?
SHE'S NORMAL.
DOES SHE KNOW YOU'RE A RETARD?
I AM NOT A RETARD, AND I'VE
DOES SHE KNOW YOU'RE A RETARD?
I AM NOT A RETARD, AND I'VE
TOLD YOU --
I AM NOT A RETARD, AND I'VE
TOLD YOU --
[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ]
TOLD YOU --
[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ]
Shh!
[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ]
Shh!
Luke, you are very special, but
Shh!
Luke, you are very special, but
if Betsy hears us screaming in
Luke, you are very special, but
if Betsy hears us screaming in
the mail room, my father will
if Betsy hears us screaming in
the mail room, my father will
kick us both out.
the mail room, my father will
kick us both out.
He forced me to become a Smiles
kick us both out.
He forced me to become a Smiles
supervisor because he thinks
He forced me to become a Smiles
supervisor because he thinks
it'll build character, but he
supervisor because he thinks
it'll build character, but he
knows what a miserable failure I
it'll build character, but he
knows what a miserable failure I
am.
knows what a miserable failure I
am.
I can't stay home with my mother
am.
I can't stay home with my mother
all day.
I can't stay home with my mother
all day.
I will die.
all day.
I will die.
Don't you see, Luke?
I will die.
Don't you see, Luke?
We're alike, you and I,
Don't you see, Luke?
We're alike, you and I,
practically kissing cousins.
We're alike, you and I,
practically kissing cousins.
[ WHIMPERS ]
practically kissing cousins.
[ WHIMPERS ]
LUKE.
[ WHIMPERS ]
LUKE.
Luke.
LUKE.
Luke.
I'm not normal, either.
Luke.
I'm not normal, either.
Do you understand?
I'm not normal, either.
Do you understand?
I'm nowhere near as dumb as you,
Do you understand?
I'm nowhere near as dumb as you,
but undeniably different.
I'm nowhere near as dumb as you,
but undeniably different.
Can I show you something?
but undeniably different.
Can I show you something?
It'll open your eyes.
Can I show you something?
It'll open your eyes.
Are you ready, Luke?
It'll open your eyes.
Are you ready, Luke?
DO YOU SEE THOSE TWO N.T.s BY
Are you ready, Luke?
DO YOU SEE THOSE TWO N.T.s BY
THE WATER COOLER?
DO YOU SEE THOSE TWO N.T.s BY
THE WATER COOLER?
THEY'RE CHATTING.
THE WATER COOLER?
THEY'RE CHATTING.
IT'S THE FIRST STEP.
THEY'RE CHATTING.
IT'S THE FIRST STEP.
I'VE STUDIED N.T. MATING RITUALS
IT'S THE FIRST STEP.
I'VE STUDIED N.T. MATING RITUALS
EXTENSIVELY.
I'VE STUDIED N.T. MATING RITUALS
EXTENSIVELY.
HERE, SHE'LL SAY SOMETHING
EXTENSIVELY.
HERE, SHE'LL SAY SOMETHING
STUPID, AND HE'LL SAY SOMETHING
HERE, SHE'LL SAY SOMETHING
STUPID, AND HE'LL SAY SOMETHING
STUPID IN RETURN.
STUPID, AND HE'LL SAY SOMETHING
STUPID IN RETURN.
BUT THAT SOMETHING HAS TO HAVE
STUPID IN RETURN.
BUT THAT SOMETHING HAS TO HAVE
DIRECT RELATION TO WHAT SHE
BUT THAT SOMETHING HAS TO HAVE
DIRECT RELATION TO WHAT SHE
ORIGINALLY SAID.
DIRECT RELATION TO WHAT SHE
ORIGINALLY SAID.
AND THERE'S A TRICK.
ORIGINALLY SAID.
AND THERE'S A TRICK.
EVEN THOUGH HE MIGHT NOT BE
AND THERE'S A TRICK.
EVEN THOUGH HE MIGHT NOT BE
INTERESTED IN WHAT SHE'S TALKING
EVEN THOUGH HE MIGHT NOT BE
INTERESTED IN WHAT SHE'S TALKING
ABOUT, HE HAS TO PRETEND.
INTERESTED IN WHAT SHE'S TALKING
ABOUT, HE HAS TO PRETEND.
THIS IS TRANSMITTED BY HIS TONE
ABOUT, HE HAS TO PRETEND.
THIS IS TRANSMITTED BY HIS TONE
OF VOICE, WHICH HAS TO BE FULL
THIS IS TRANSMITTED BY HIS TONE
OF VOICE, WHICH HAS TO BE FULL
OF HUNDREDS OF TINY
OF VOICE, WHICH HAS TO BE FULL
OF HUNDREDS OF TINY
FLUCTUATIONS, AND ESPECIALLY BY
OF HUNDREDS OF TINY
FLUCTUATIONS, AND ESPECIALLY BY
EYE CONTACT.
FLUCTUATIONS, AND ESPECIALLY BY
EYE CONTACT.
LOOK IN HIS EYES, LUKE.
EYE CONTACT.
LOOK IN HIS EYES, LUKE.
HE'S STARING DIRECTLY AT HERS.
LOOK IN HIS EYES, LUKE.
HE'S STARING DIRECTLY AT HERS.
HMM.
HE'S STARING DIRECTLY AT HERS.
HMM.
BUT WAIT.
HMM.
BUT WAIT.
HE LOOKS AWAY.
BUT WAIT.
HE LOOKS AWAY.
'CAUSE IF HE STARES TOO LONG, HE
HE LOOKS AWAY.
'CAUSE IF HE STARES TOO LONG, HE
CAN BE SEEN AS THREATENING, AND
'CAUSE IF HE STARES TOO LONG, HE
CAN BE SEEN AS THREATENING, AND
IF HE DOESN'T STARE LONG ENOUGH,
CAN BE SEEN AS THREATENING, AND
IF HE DOESN'T STARE LONG ENOUGH,
HE DOESN'T SEEM INTERESTED.
IF HE DOESN'T STARE LONG ENOUGH,
HE DOESN'T SEEM INTERESTED.
IT'S A CAREFUL BALANCE.
HE DOESN'T SEEM INTERESTED.
IT'S A CAREFUL BALANCE.
SEE, THERE, HE LOOKS BACK AGAIN.
IT'S A CAREFUL BALANCE.
SEE, THERE, HE LOOKS BACK AGAIN.
HMM.
SEE, THERE, HE LOOKS BACK AGAIN.
HMM.
THIS CAN GO ON FOR HOURS.
HMM.
THIS CAN GO ON FOR HOURS.
AND THROUGH THE WHOLE ORDEAL,
THIS CAN GO ON FOR HOURS.
AND THROUGH THE WHOLE ORDEAL,
THEY HAVE TO MOVE THEIR HANDS
AND THROUGH THE WHOLE ORDEAL,
THEY HAVE TO MOVE THEIR HANDS
AROUND AND ALL THESE SILLY
THEY HAVE TO MOVE THEIR HANDS
AROUND AND ALL THESE SILLY
GESTURES, WHICH ARE ACTUALLY NO
AROUND AND ALL THESE SILLY
GESTURES, WHICH ARE ACTUALLY NO SILLY AT ALL, BUT AN INTEGRAL
GESTURES, WHICH ARE ACTUALLY NO SILLY AT ALL, BUT AN INTEGRAL
PART OF THE
SILLY AT ALL, BUT AN INTEGRAL
PART OF THE
NON-VERBAL-COMMUNICATION
PART OF THE
NON-VERBAL-COMMUNICATION
PACKAGE.
NON-VERBAL-COMMUNICATION
PACKAGE.
N.T.s NEED TO FIGURE OUT IF
PACKAGE.
N.T.s NEED TO FIGURE OUT IF
THEY'RE COMPATIBLE WITH EACH
N.T.s NEED TO FIGURE OUT IF
THEY'RE COMPATIBLE WITH EACH
OTHER -- WORTHY MATES.
THEY'RE COMPATIBLE WITH EACH
OTHER -- WORTHY MATES.
DO YOU SEE, LUKE?
OTHER -- WORTHY MATES.
DO YOU SEE, LUKE?
DO YOU SEE?
DO YOU SEE, LUKE?
DO YOU SEE?
YES.
DO YOU SEE?
YES.
I DO.
YES.
I DO.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
I DO.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
DOES SHE REMIND YOU OF
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
DOES SHE REMIND YOU OF
ANYONE?
DOES SHE REMIND YOU OF
ANYONE?
SHE DOESN'T LOOK NORMAL.
ANYONE?
SHE DOESN'T LOOK NORMAL.
THIS IS A SCIENTIFIC
SHE DOESN'T LOOK NORMAL.
THIS IS A SCIENTIFIC
INSTRUMENT.
THIS IS A SCIENTIFIC
INSTRUMENT.
THIS IS A HUMAN SIMULATOR.
INSTRUMENT.
THIS IS A HUMAN SIMULATOR.
IT'S MY MASTERPIECE.
THIS IS A HUMAN SIMULATOR.
IT'S MY MASTERPIECE.
IT'S NOT SOME SILLY CARTOON.
IT'S MY MASTERPIECE.
IT'S NOT SOME SILLY CARTOON.
MM, LOOK OUT.
IT'S NOT SOME SILLY CARTOON.
MM, LOOK OUT.
SHE'S LOOKING AT ME.
MM, LOOK OUT.
SHE'S LOOKING AT ME.
CAMERA ON TOP OF THE MONITOR
SHE'S LOOKING AT ME.
CAMERA ON TOP OF THE MONITOR
IS RECORDING YOU.
CAMERA ON TOP OF THE MONITOR
IS RECORDING YOU.
MY PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE'S
IS RECORDING YOU.
MY PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE'S
ANALYZING YOUR PAINFUL EXCUSE
MY PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE'S
ANALYZING YOUR PAINFUL EXCUSE
FOR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, AND
ANALYZING YOUR PAINFUL EXCUSE
FOR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, AND
SHE'S REACTING IN TURN.
FOR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, AND
SHE'S REACTING IN TURN.
SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME.
SHE'S REACTING IN TURN.
SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME.
RELAX YOUR FACE. RELAX.
SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME.
RELAX YOUR FACE. RELAX.
N.T.s NEED CONSTANT FEEDBACK IN
RELAX YOUR FACE. RELAX.
N.T.s NEED CONSTANT FEEDBACK IN
THE FORM OF OVERTLY APPAREN
N.T.s NEED CONSTANT FEEDBACK IN
THE FORM OF OVERTLY APPAREN EMOTIONAL SIGNAGE.
THE FORM OF OVERTLY APPAREN EMOTIONAL SIGNAGE.
IF YOU DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT OR
EMOTIONAL SIGNAGE.
IF YOU DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT OR
SMILE AT THEM OR MODULATE YOUR
IF YOU DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT OR
SMILE AT THEM OR MODULATE YOUR
VOICE TO MAKE IT SOUND PRETTY TO
SMILE AT THEM OR MODULATE YOUR
VOICE TO MAKE IT SOUND PRETTY TO
LISTEN TO, THEN THEY THINK
VOICE TO MAKE IT SOUND PRETTY TO
LISTEN TO, THEN THEY THINK
YOU'RE A FREAK, PLAIN AND
LISTEN TO, THEN THEY THINK
YOU'RE A FREAK, PLAIN AND
SIMPLE.
YOU'RE A FREAK, PLAIN AND
SIMPLE.
[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]
SIMPLE.
[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]
I PROGRAMMED HER TO BE A BITCH
[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]
I PROGRAMMED HER TO BE A BITCH
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE UP
I PROGRAMMED HER TO BE A BITCH
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE UP
AGAINST.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE UP
AGAINST.
I WENT AFTER AN N.T. ONCE.
AGAINST.
I WENT AFTER AN N.T. ONCE.
YOU CAN HELP ME.
I WENT AFTER AN N.T. ONCE.
YOU CAN HELP ME.
I MADE THIS PROGRAM BASED ON
YOU CAN HELP ME.
I MADE THIS PROGRAM BASED ON
THAT N.T.
I MADE THIS PROGRAM BASED ON
THAT N.T.
I THOUGHT IF...
THAT N.T.
I THOUGHT IF...
IF I PRETENDED TO BE NORMAL,
I THOUGHT IF...
IF I PRETENDED TO BE NORMAL,
THEN SHE WOULD LIKE ME.
IF I PRETENDED TO BE NORMAL,
THEN SHE WOULD LIKE ME.
AND SHE DIDN'T.
THEN SHE WOULD LIKE ME.
AND SHE DIDN'T.
YOU PRETENDED TO BE NORMAL.
AND SHE DIDN'T.
YOU PRETENDED TO BE NORMAL.
LUKE, YOU'RE A SMART KID.
YOU PRETENDED TO BE NORMAL.
LUKE, YOU'RE A SMART KID.
I CAN TEACH YOU ALL THE COMPUTER
LUKE, YOU'RE A SMART KID.
I CAN TEACH YOU ALL THE COMPUTER
SHIT YOU WOULD NEED TO GET A
I CAN TEACH YOU ALL THE COMPUTER
SHIT YOU WOULD NEED TO GET A
DECENT JOB ANYWHERE.
SHIT YOU WOULD NEED TO GET A
DECENT JOB ANYWHERE.
YOU AND ME -- WE'RE NOT THE SAME
DECENT JOB ANYWHERE.
YOU AND ME -- WE'RE NOT THE SAME
SPECIES.
YOU AND ME -- WE'RE NOT THE SAME
SPECIES.
WE'RE NOT PART OF THEIR SOCIETY.
SPECIES.
WE'RE NOT PART OF THEIR SOCIETY.
[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]
WE'RE NOT PART OF THEIR SOCIETY.
[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]
YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT.
[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]
YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT.
OTHERWISE, THERE'S NOTHING BU
YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT.
OTHERWISE, THERE'S NOTHING BU PAIN -- HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PAIN.
OTHERWISE, THERE'S NOTHING BU PAIN -- HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PAIN.
I WANT TO GET MY SHI
PAIN -- HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PAIN.
I WANT TO GET MY SHI TOGETHER LIKE ANYBODY ELSE.
I WANT TO GET MY SHI TOGETHER LIKE ANYBODY ELSE.
HELP ME, ZACK.
TOGETHER LIKE ANYBODY ELSE.
HELP ME, ZACK.
I WANT TO BE A MAN.
HELP ME, ZACK.
I WANT TO BE A MAN.
I'M TAKING YOU ON AS A CASE
I WANT TO BE A MAN.
I'M TAKING YOU ON AS A CASE
STUDY.
I'M TAKING YOU ON AS A CASE
STUDY.
BUT I'M RUNNING I
STUDY.
BUT I'M RUNNING I SCIENTIFICALLY, AND YOU CANNO
BUT I'M RUNNING I SCIENTIFICALLY, AND YOU CANNO QUESTION MY METHODS.
SCIENTIFICALLY, AND YOU CANNO QUESTION MY METHODS.
GOT IT?
QUESTION MY METHODS.
GOT IT?
I ACCEPT.
GOT IT?
I ACCEPT.
WHEN CAN WE START?
LUKE, HOW WAS, UM...
HOW WAS WORK TODAY?
WORK WAS OKAY.
HOW WAS WORK TODAY?
WORK WAS OKAY.
THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
WORK WAS OKAY.
THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
I BET YOU'RE HAPPY THAT THEY
YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
I BET YOU'RE HAPPY THAT THEY
LET YOU STAY UNTIL 5:00 LIKE A
I BET YOU'RE HAPPY THAT THEY
LET YOU STAY UNTIL 5:00 LIKE A
NORMAL WORKER.
LET YOU STAY UNTIL 5:00 LIKE A
NORMAL WORKER.
I AM NORMAL, COUSIN MEGAN.
NORMAL WORKER.
I AM NORMAL, COUSIN MEGAN.
MEGAN.
I AM NORMAL, COUSIN MEGAN.
MEGAN.
YEAH.
MEGAN.
YEAH.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S NOT NORMAL.
YEAH.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S NOT NORMAL.
I MEAN LIKE ANYBODY ELSE.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S NOT NORMAL.
I MEAN LIKE ANYBODY ELSE.
YOU MUST BE LEARNING A LOT,
I MEAN LIKE ANYBODY ELSE.
YOU MUST BE LEARNING A LOT,
RIGHT?
YOU MUST BE LEARNING A LOT,
RIGHT?
YES, COUSIN, I'M LEARNING A
RIGHT?
YES, COUSIN, I'M LEARNING A
LOT, INDEED.
YES, COUSIN, I'M LEARNING A
LOT, INDEED.
LUKE, I DON'T GIVE A SHI
LOT, INDEED.
LUKE, I DON'T GIVE A SHI WHAT YOU'RE LEARNING, MAN.
LUKE, I DON'T GIVE A SHI WHAT YOU'RE LEARNING, MAN.
YOU GOT TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING
WHAT YOU'RE LEARNING, MAN.
YOU GOT TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING
SO YOU CAN COME HOME IN TIME TO
YOU GOT TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING
SO YOU CAN COME HOME IN TIME TO
COOK.
SO YOU CAN COME HOME IN TIME TO
COOK.
OH, I'M SORRY.
COOK.
OH, I'M SORRY.
TEACH MY MOM HOW.
OH, I'M SORRY.
TEACH MY MOM HOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW YOU ALL.
TEACH MY MOM HOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW YOU ALL.
I ACTUALLY TRIED, OKAY?
YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW YOU ALL.
I ACTUALLY TRIED, OKAY?
[ SIGHS ]
I ACTUALLY TRIED, OKAY?
[ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I HAVE MORE
[ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I HAVE MORE
POTATOES AND VEGETABLES IN THE
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I HAVE MORE
POTATOES AND VEGETABLES IN THE
FRIDGE AND TWO POUNDS OF
POTATOES AND VEGETABLES IN THE
FRIDGE AND TWO POUNDS OF
TENDERLOIN.
FRIDGE AND TWO POUNDS OF
TENDERLOIN.
HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU?
TENDERLOIN.
HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU?
IT WILL TAKE ME 23 MINUTES
HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU?
IT WILL TAKE ME 23 MINUTES
WITH YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE,
IT WILL TAKE ME 23 MINUTES
WITH YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE,
AUNT CINDY.
WITH YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE,
AUNT CINDY.
BY THE WAY, ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL
AUNT CINDY.
BY THE WAY, ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL
DAY TODAY?
[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]
I'M READY, ZACK.
JUST LEAVE IT AND GO!
NICE SHOES, ANGRY BETSY.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
I SAID YOU HAVE NICE SHOES ON
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
I SAID YOU HAVE NICE SHOES ON
TODAY.
I SAID YOU HAVE NICE SHOES ON
TODAY.
THEY LOOK VERY COMFORTABLE.
TODAY.
THEY LOOK VERY COMFORTABLE.
I WANTED TO KEEP MY SHOES THA
THEY LOOK VERY COMFORTABLE.
I WANTED TO KEEP MY SHOES THA LONG, BUT GRANDMA SAID THAT I
I WANTED TO KEEP MY SHOES THA LONG, BUT GRANDMA SAID THAT I
LOOKED LIKE A COMMON TRAMP AND
LONG, BUT GRANDMA SAID THAT I
LOOKED LIKE A COMMON TRAMP AND
COULDN'T BE SEEN WITH HER
LOOKED LIKE A COMMON TRAMP AND
COULDN'T BE SEEN WITH HER
ANYMORE.
COULDN'T BE SEEN WITH HER
ANYMORE.
BUT I BET THEY DON'T MAKE YOUR
ANYMORE.
BUT I BET THEY DON'T MAKE YOUR
LITTLE TOE HURT AT ALL.
BUT I BET THEY DON'T MAKE YOUR
LITTLE TOE HURT AT ALL.
NO. NO, THEY DON'T.
LITTLE TOE HURT AT ALL.
NO. NO, THEY DON'T.
THERE.
NO. NO, THEY DON'T.
THERE.
YOU PASSED YOUR FIRS
THERE.
YOU PASSED YOUR FIRS REAL-WORLD TEST.
YOU PASSED YOUR FIRS REAL-WORLD TEST.
PURE LUCK, IN MY OPINION.
REAL-WORLD TEST.
PURE LUCK, IN MY OPINION.
I WANT YOU TO CLOCK IN MORE TIME
PURE LUCK, IN MY OPINION.
I WANT YOU TO CLOCK IN MORE TIME
ON THE N.T. SIMULATOR.
I WANT YOU TO CLOCK IN MORE TIME
ON THE N.T. SIMULATOR.
I'VE ADDED VOICE-RECOGNITION
ON THE N.T. SIMULATOR.
I'VE ADDED VOICE-RECOGNITION
SOFTWARE.
I'VE ADDED VOICE-RECOGNITION
SOFTWARE.
ZACK, SHE IS NOT REAL.
MARIA.
HOW?!
HOW MANY MARIAS WORKING A
HOW?!
HOW MANY MARIAS WORKING A EASY JOBS IN THE CITY DO YOU
HOW MANY MARIAS WORKING A EASY JOBS IN THE CITY DO YOU
THINK THERE ARE?
EASY JOBS IN THE CITY DO YOU
THINK THERE ARE?
YOU MET MARIA?
THINK THERE ARE?
YOU MET MARIA?
NO, LUKE, I DON'T VENTURE
YOU MET MARIA?
NO, LUKE, I DON'T VENTURE
UNNECESSARILY INTO PUBLIC.
NO, LUKE, I DON'T VENTURE
UNNECESSARILY INTO PUBLIC.
JOSE, THE NIGHT JANITOR -- HE
UNNECESSARILY INTO PUBLIC.
JOSE, THE NIGHT JANITOR -- HE
FILLED OUT A JOB APPLICATION AND
JOSE, THE NIGHT JANITOR -- HE
FILLED OUT A JOB APPLICATION AND
TOOK HER PHOTO.
FILLED OUT A JOB APPLICATION AND
TOOK HER PHOTO.
BY THE WAY, HE SAID SHE HAD
TOOK HER PHOTO.
BY THE WAY, HE SAID SHE HAD
REALLY NICE CHI-CHIS.
BY THE WAY, HE SAID SHE HAD
REALLY NICE CHI-CHIS.
SO AS N.T.s GO, YOU PICKED A
REALLY NICE CHI-CHIS.
SO AS N.T.s GO, YOU PICKED A
GOOD ONE.
SO AS N.T.s GO, YOU PICKED A
GOOD ONE.
JOSE IS A CONNOISSEUR.
GOOD ONE.
JOSE IS A CONNOISSEUR.
[ COMPUTER CHIRPING ]
JOSE IS A CONNOISSEUR.
[ COMPUTER CHIRPING ]
DON'T GET TOO EXCITED.
[ COMPUTER CHIRPING ]
DON'T GET TOO EXCITED.
I TURNED THE BITCH FACTOR DOWN
DON'T GET TOO EXCITED.
I TURNED THE BITCH FACTOR DOWN
TO HALF.
I TURNED THE BITCH FACTOR DOWN
TO HALF.
THIS IS VERY ACCEPTABLE,
TO HALF.
THIS IS VERY ACCEPTABLE,
ZACK.
THIS IS VERY ACCEPTABLE,
ZACK.
YOU KNOW YOU'LL NEVER REALLY
ZACK.
YOU KNOW YOU'LL NEVER REALLY
BE NORMAL, RIGHT?
YOU KNOW YOU'LL NEVER REALLY
BE NORMAL, RIGHT?
YOU KNOW THIS IS ALL ABOU
BE NORMAL, RIGHT?
YOU KNOW THIS IS ALL ABOU PRETENDING.
YOU KNOW THIS IS ALL ABOU PRETENDING.
YOU HAVE LESS THAN ONE IN A
PRETENDING.
YOU HAVE LESS THAN ONE IN A
BILLION CHANCE OF NOT MAKING A
YOU HAVE LESS THAN ONE IN A
BILLION CHANCE OF NOT MAKING A
FOOL OF YOURSELF.
BILLION CHANCE OF NOT MAKING A
FOOL OF YOURSELF.
THEN I WILL PRACTICE A LOT.
FOOL OF YOURSELF.
THEN I WILL PRACTICE A LOT.
[ UTENSILS CLANGING ]
THEN I WILL PRACTICE A LOT.
[ UTENSILS CLANGING ]
LUKE. LUKE, HOW LONG DO I
[ UTENSILS CLANGING ]
LUKE. LUKE, HOW LONG DO I
BOIL THE CARROTS AGAIN?
LUKE. LUKE, HOW LONG DO I
BOIL THE CARROTS AGAIN?
THE CARROTS ARE NOT TO BE
BOIL THE CARROTS AGAIN?
THE CARROTS ARE NOT TO BE
COOKED SEPARATELY.
THE CARROTS ARE NOT TO BE
COOKED SEPARATELY.
THEY ARE TO BE PLACED IN THE
COOKED SEPARATELY.
THEY ARE TO BE PLACED IN THE
ROASTING PAN WITH THE POTATOES
THEY ARE TO BE PLACED IN THE
ROASTING PAN WITH THE POTATOES
AND ONIONS.
ROASTING PAN WITH THE POTATOES
AND ONIONS.
RIGHT. SHIT.
AND ONIONS.
RIGHT. SHIT.
AUNT CINDY, ARE YOU SURE YOU
RIGHT. SHIT.
AUNT CINDY, ARE YOU SURE YOU
DON'T WANT MY CLOSE SUPERVISION?
AUNT CINDY, ARE YOU SURE YOU
DON'T WANT MY CLOSE SUPERVISION?
I'M NOT AN IDIOT, LUKE.
DON'T WANT MY CLOSE SUPERVISION?
I'M NOT AN IDIOT, LUKE.
I CAN FOLLOW SIMPLE
I'M NOT AN IDIOT, LUKE.
I CAN FOLLOW SIMPLE
INSTRUCTIONS.
HELLO, NICE TO SEE YOU.
OH, HI.
I READ THAT ONE LAST YEAR.
OH, HI.
I READ THAT ONE LAST YEAR.
MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR GAVE IT TO
I READ THAT ONE LAST YEAR.
MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR GAVE IT TO
ME BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I DIDN'
MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR GAVE IT TO
ME BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I DIDN' HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS.
ME BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I DIDN' HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS.
DID IT HELP?
HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS.
DID IT HELP?
NO.
DID IT HELP?
NO.
[ UTENSILS CLANGING ]
NO.
[ UTENSILS CLANGING ]
WHAT HELPS?
[ UTENSILS CLANGING ]
WHAT HELPS?
NOTHING, REALLY.
WHAT HELPS?
NOTHING, REALLY.
SOME THINGS JUST SUCK.
NOTHING, REALLY.
SOME THINGS JUST SUCK.
MM.
SOME THINGS JUST SUCK.
MM.
AND THEN THEY DON'T.
MM.
AND THEN THEY DON'T.
AH.
AND THEN THEY DON'T.
AH.
AND THEN THEY JUST SUCK
AH.
AND THEN THEY JUST SUCK
AGAIN.
I HAVEN'T READ THAT ONE.
CAN'T COMMENT.
HEY, I FOUND SOMETHING.
CAN'T COMMENT.
HEY, I FOUND SOMETHING.
IT'S AN OLD VIDEOTAPE.
HEY, I FOUND SOMETHING.
IT'S AN OLD VIDEOTAPE.
IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT.
IT'S AN OLD VIDEOTAPE.
IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT.
YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT.
YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT I
YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT I WORKING.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT I WORKING.
THIS CAMERA'S FROM THE '90s OR
WORKING.
THIS CAMERA'S FROM THE '90s OR
SOMETHING.
THIS CAMERA'S FROM THE '90s OR
SOMETHING.
YOU CAN SIT IF YOU WANT.
IS THAT YOU?
YES.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YES.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
PLAYING...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
PLAYING...
[ BUZZING ]
PLAYING...
[ BUZZING ]
...IN GRANDMA MAGGIE'S
[ BUZZING ]
...IN GRANDMA MAGGIE'S
GARDEN.
...IN GRANDMA MAGGIE'S
GARDEN.
I DON'T HAVE SHOES ON.
GARDEN.
I DON'T HAVE SHOES ON.
IT FEELS NICE.
LUKE, COME BACK.
COME BACK RIGHT NOW.
[ GROANS ]
COME BACK RIGHT NOW.
[ GROANS ]
COME HERE, LUKE.
[ GROANS ]
COME HERE, LUKE.
COME. COME.
[ TALKING INDISTINCTLY ]
TURN IT OFF.
I TURNED THE CHICKEN HALFWAY
THROUGH, SO IT'S GOLDEN-BROWN
NOW.
THROUGH, SO IT'S GOLDEN-BROWN
NOW.
I THINK IT'S DONE.
NOW.
I THINK IT'S DONE.
I TOOK IT OUT.
I THINK IT'S DONE.
I TOOK IT OUT.
AND I PUT THE BROWN RICE ON, SO
I TOOK IT OUT.
AND I PUT THE BROWN RICE ON, SO
IT WILL BE FRESH FOR DINNER.
AND I PUT THE BROWN RICE ON, SO
IT WILL BE FRESH FOR DINNER.
AND I DID EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID.
IT WILL BE FRESH FOR DINNER.
AND I DID EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID.
I DIDN'T USE TOO MUCH WATER --
AND I DID EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID.
I DIDN'T USE TOO MUCH WATER --
TWO TO ONE.
I DIDN'T USE TOO MUCH WATER --
TWO TO ONE.
EXACTLY.
TWO TO ONE.
EXACTLY.
IS THE CHICKEN SKIN CRISPY?
EXACTLY.
IS THE CHICKEN SKIN CRISPY?
IT HAS TO MAKE A SOUND WHEN YOU
IS THE CHICKEN SKIN CRISPY?
IT HAS TO MAKE A SOUND WHEN YOU
POKE IT.
IT HAS TO MAKE A SOUND WHEN YOU
POKE IT.
I DON'T THINK IT'S CRISPY
POKE IT.
I DON'T THINK IT'S CRISPY
LIKE THAT, LUKE.
I DON'T THINK IT'S CRISPY
LIKE THAT, LUKE.
IT'S NOT READY, THEN.
LIKE THAT, LUKE.
IT'S NOT READY, THEN.
THE MIDDLE IS PINK AND SHOULD
IT'S NOT READY, THEN.
THE MIDDLE IS PINK AND SHOULD
NOT BE EATEN.
THE MIDDLE IS PINK AND SHOULD
NOT BE EATEN.
SOMEONE COULD GET VERY SICK.
NOT BE EATEN.
SOMEONE COULD GET VERY SICK.
GREAT.
SOMEONE COULD GET VERY SICK.
GREAT.
[ SIGHS ]
GREAT.
[ SIGHS ]
I WILL FIX THE CHICKEN.
[ PAN SIZZLING ]
[ CHICKEN CRACKLES ]
NOW IT'S DONE.
OKAY.
NOW IT'S DONE.
OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY.
PAUL TOLD ME NOT TO MENTION IT,
OKAY.
PAUL TOLD ME NOT TO MENTION IT,
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU -- I
PAUL TOLD ME NOT TO MENTION IT,
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU -- I
THINK YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE OF
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU -- I
THINK YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE OF
A PERSON.
THINK YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE OF
A PERSON.
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
A PERSON.
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
NICE TO SAY, YOU SHOULDN'T SAY
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
NICE TO SAY, YOU SHOULDN'T SAY
ANYTHING AT ALL.
NICE TO SAY, YOU SHOULDN'T SAY
ANYTHING AT ALL.
YES, I KNOW, LUKE.
ANYTHING AT ALL.
YES, I KNOW, LUKE.
I'M SORRY.
YES, I KNOW, LUKE.
I'M SORRY.
AT LEAST I DIDN'T SWEAR, RIGHT?
I'M SORRY.
AT LEAST I DIDN'T SWEAR, RIGHT?
MM.
AT LEAST I DIDN'T SWEAR, RIGHT?
MM.
YOU KNOW, WE WENT TO SEE HER
MM.
YOU KNOW, WE WENT TO SEE HER
AFTER MAGGIE DIED TO SEE IF
YOU KNOW, WE WENT TO SEE HER
AFTER MAGGIE DIED TO SEE IF
SHE'D TAKE YOU, AND I SHOULD
AFTER MAGGIE DIED TO SEE IF
SHE'D TAKE YOU, AND I SHOULD
HAVE PUNCHED HER IN HER STUPID
SHE'D TAKE YOU, AND I SHOULD
HAVE PUNCHED HER IN HER STUPID
FACE FOR HOW SHE'S TREATED YOU.
HAVE PUNCHED HER IN HER STUPID
FACE FOR HOW SHE'S TREATED YOU.
[ Laughing ] SORRY.
FACE FOR HOW SHE'S TREATED YOU.
[ Laughing ] SORRY.
I DID IT AGAIN.
[ Laughing ] SORRY.
I DID IT AGAIN.
GRANDMA MAGGIE SAID THA
I DID IT AGAIN.
GRANDMA MAGGIE SAID THA SARA LOVED ME IN HER OWN WAY.
GRANDMA MAGGIE SAID THA SARA LOVED ME IN HER OWN WAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAY THAT IS.
SARA LOVED ME IN HER OWN WAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAY THAT IS.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAY THAT IS.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU SHOULD SHOW UP AND MAKE A
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU SHOULD SHOW UP AND MAKE A
SCENE -- SCREAM AND BREAK SHI
YOU SHOULD SHOW UP AND MAKE A
SCENE -- SCREAM AND BREAK SHI AND GO ALL AUTISTIC ON HER.
SCENE -- SCREAM AND BREAK SHI AND GO ALL AUTISTIC ON HER.
THAT'S WHAT I'D DO.
AND GO ALL AUTISTIC ON HER.
THAT'S WHAT I'D DO.
I WANT TO SEE SARA.
I GUESS YOU'RE DECIDING WHA TO DO WITH YOUR OWN LIFE NOW,
ANYWAY, HUH?
TO DO WITH YOUR OWN LIFE NOW,
ANYWAY, HUH?
YOUR MOTHER WORKS AT THE JEWELRY
ANYWAY, HUH?
YOUR MOTHER WORKS AT THE JEWELRY
STORE AT THE MALL.
YOUR MOTHER WORKS AT THE JEWELRY
STORE AT THE MALL.
Good luck.
NOW THAT WE'VE SELECTED AN
APPROPRIATE TEST SUBJECT, I
THINK THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
APPROPRIATE TEST SUBJECT, I
THINK THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IS GONNA BE GETTING PERSONAL.
THINK THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IS GONNA BE GETTING PERSONAL.
AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT, YOU
IS GONNA BE GETTING PERSONAL.
AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT, YOU
KNOW, WHAT STUPID SHOES ARE YOU
AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT, YOU
KNOW, WHAT STUPID SHOES ARE YOU
WEARING -- I MEAN INTIMATE.
KNOW, WHAT STUPID SHOES ARE YOU
WEARING -- I MEAN INTIMATE.
SO YOU'LL HAVE TO ACTUALLY ASK
WEARING -- I MEAN INTIMATE.
SO YOU'LL HAVE TO ACTUALLY ASK
QUESTIONS AND ENGAGE IN
SO YOU'LL HAVE TO ACTUALLY ASK
QUESTIONS AND ENGAGE IN
CONVERSATION.
QUESTIONS AND ENGAGE IN
CONVERSATION.
WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOU
CONVERSATION.
WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOU YOUR APPEARANCE -- YOUR SHOES,
WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOU YOUR APPEARANCE -- YOUR SHOES,
YOUR SHIRT, YOUR HAIR, YOUR
YOUR APPEARANCE -- YOUR SHOES,
YOUR SHIRT, YOUR HAIR, YOUR
FACE.
YOUR SHIRT, YOUR HAIR, YOUR
FACE.
LUKE!
FACE.
LUKE!
NO SCREAMING, PLEASE.
LUKE!
NO SCREAMING, PLEASE.
I TOLD YOU.
NO SCREAMING, PLEASE.
I TOLD YOU.
I WOULD REQUIRE COMPLETE
I TOLD YOU.
I WOULD REQUIRE COMPLETE
DEDICATION!
I WOULD REQUIRE COMPLETE
DEDICATION!
DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR NEX
DEDICATION!
DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR NEX ASSIGNMENT?!
DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR NEX ASSIGNMENT?!
I KNOW MY NEXT ASSIGNMENT,
ASSIGNMENT?!
I KNOW MY NEXT ASSIGNMENT,
ZACK.
I KNOW MY NEXT ASSIGNMENT,
ZACK.
OH, NOW YOU'RE THE EXPERT.
ZACK.
OH, NOW YOU'RE THE EXPERT.
SUDDENLY, AFTER READING ONLY TWO
OH, NOW YOU'RE THE EXPERT.
SUDDENLY, AFTER READING ONLY TWO
SELF-HELP BOOKS, YOU KNOW MORE.
SUDDENLY, AFTER READING ONLY TWO
SELF-HELP BOOKS, YOU KNOW MORE.
I'VE SORTED THROUGH HUNDREDS OF
SELF-HELP BOOKS, YOU KNOW MORE.
I'VE SORTED THROUGH HUNDREDS OF
PERSONNEL FILES TO SELECT A
I'VE SORTED THROUGH HUNDREDS OF
PERSONNEL FILES TO SELECT A
PERFECT SCIENTIFIC COMPANION FOR
PERSONNEL FILES TO SELECT A
PERFECT SCIENTIFIC COMPANION FOR
YOU!
PERFECT SCIENTIFIC COMPANION FOR
YOU!
ZACK, YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON,
YOU!
ZACK, YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON,
AND YOU'RE DOING A VERY GOOD
ZACK, YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON,
AND YOU'RE DOING A VERY GOOD
JOB, BUT I NEED TO DO SOMETHING
AND YOU'RE DOING A VERY GOOD
JOB, BUT I NEED TO DO SOMETHING
FIRST.
YOU CAN HELP ME, ZACK.
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU HAVE IN
MIND?
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU HAVE IN
MIND?
YOUR FRIEND DOESN'T GET OU
MIND?
YOUR FRIEND DOESN'T GET OU MUCH, DOES HE?
YOUR FRIEND DOESN'T GET OU MUCH, DOES HE?
ZACK PREFERS TO AVOID HUMANS,
MUCH, DOES HE?
ZACK PREFERS TO AVOID HUMANS,
ESPECIALLY NEUROLOGICALLY
ZACK PREFERS TO AVOID HUMANS,
ESPECIALLY NEUROLOGICALLY
TYPICALS IN SOCIAL SETTINGS, BU
ESPECIALLY NEUROLOGICALLY
TYPICALS IN SOCIAL SETTINGS, BU TODAY HIS SCIENTIFIC CURIOSITY
TYPICALS IN SOCIAL SETTINGS, BU TODAY HIS SCIENTIFIC CURIOSITY
HAS GOTTEN THE BETTER OF HIM.
TODAY HIS SCIENTIFIC CURIOSITY
HAS GOTTEN THE BETTER OF HIM.
BY THE WAY, ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL
HAS GOTTEN THE BETTER OF HIM.
BY THE WAY, ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL
DAY TODAY?
BY THE WAY, ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL
DAY TODAY?
YES, IT IS.
DAY TODAY?
YES, IT IS.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH
YES, IT IS.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH
YOU?!
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH
YOU?!
THIS ISN'T JUST YOUR DISORDER!
YOU?!
THIS ISN'T JUST YOUR DISORDER!
THIS IS YOU!
THIS ISN'T JUST YOUR DISORDER!
THIS IS YOU!
YOU'RE A CERTIFIABLE
THIS IS YOU!
YOU'RE A CERTIFIABLE
MORON-IDIOT!
YOU'RE A CERTIFIABLE
MORON-IDIOT!
I COULD HAVE DONE BETTER PICKING
MORON-IDIOT!
I COULD HAVE DONE BETTER PICKING
A CAPUCHIN MONKEY FOR MY STUDY.
I COULD HAVE DONE BETTER PICKING
A CAPUCHIN MONKEY FOR MY STUDY.
A MONKEY I COULD UNDERSTAND, BU
A CAPUCHIN MONKEY FOR MY STUDY.
A MONKEY I COULD UNDERSTAND, BU YOU --
A MONKEY I COULD UNDERSTAND, BU YOU --
NO SCREAMING IN THE MALL,
YOU --
NO SCREAMING IN THE MALL,
ZACK, OR THE JEWELRY STORE.
NO SCREAMING IN THE MALL,
ZACK, OR THE JEWELRY STORE.
IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.
ZACK, OR THE JEWELRY STORE.
IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.
PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.
PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
DON'T YOU SEE?
PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
DON'T YOU SEE?
THIS WILL RUIN EVERYTHING.
DON'T YOU SEE?
THIS WILL RUIN EVERYTHING.
THIS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTABLE.
THIS WILL RUIN EVERYTHING.
THIS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTABLE.
THIS WILL SET US BACK.
THIS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTABLE.
THIS WILL SET US BACK.
IT WILL SET YOU BACK.
THIS WILL SET US BACK.
IT WILL SET YOU BACK.
HELLO, MY NAME IS LUKE.
IT WILL SET YOU BACK.
HELLO, MY NAME IS LUKE.
ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?
HELLO, MY NAME IS LUKE.
ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?
IT'S A SHIT DAY, LUKE!
ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?
IT'S A SHIT DAY, LUKE!
YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE IT.
IT'S A SHIT DAY, LUKE!
YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE IT.
YOU CAN'T SMELL THE STINK.
YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE IT.
YOU CAN'T SMELL THE STINK.
I AGREE THAT THIS BENCH HAS A
YOU CAN'T SMELL THE STINK.
I AGREE THAT THIS BENCH HAS A
STRANGE SMELL, BUT IN MY
I AGREE THAT THIS BENCH HAS A
STRANGE SMELL, BUT IN MY
EXPERIENCE, BAD SMELLS USUALLY
STRANGE SMELL, BUT IN MY
EXPERIENCE, BAD SMELLS USUALLY
PASS.
EXPERIENCE, BAD SMELLS USUALLY
PASS.
AND BATHING HELPS, ZACK.
TAKE OFF THOSE STUPID
GLASSES.
THEY MAKE YOU LOOK WAY TOO
GLASSES.
THEY MAKE YOU LOOK WAY TOO
SMART.
THEY MAKE YOU LOOK WAY TOO
SMART.
THE LADY AT THE STORE SAID
SMART.
THE LADY AT THE STORE SAID
THEY MADE ME LOOK SEXY.
THE LADY AT THE STORE SAID
THEY MADE ME LOOK SEXY.
THEY DON'T MAKE YOU LOOK
THEY MADE ME LOOK SEXY.
THEY DON'T MAKE YOU LOOK
SEXY.
THEY DON'T MAKE YOU LOOK
SEXY.
YOU DON'T LOOK SEXY.
SEXY.
YOU DON'T LOOK SEXY.
YOU NEVER LOOK SEXY, SO DON'
YOU DON'T LOOK SEXY.
YOU NEVER LOOK SEXY, SO DON' EVEN TRY.
YOU NEVER LOOK SEXY, SO DON' EVEN TRY.
SHE SAID THEY MADE ME LOOK
EVEN TRY.
SHE SAID THEY MADE ME LOOK
SEXY WITHOUT EVEN TRYING.
SHE SAID THEY MADE ME LOOK
SEXY WITHOUT EVEN TRYING.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
SEXY WITHOUT EVEN TRYING.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
I'M READY, ZACK.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
SIR?
SIR?
CAN I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING?
SIR?
CAN I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING?
NO. I'M BUSY...LOOKING A
CAN I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING?
NO. I'M BUSY...LOOKING A THIS NECKLACE.
NO. I'M BUSY...LOOKING A THIS NECKLACE.
WELL, UM, LET ME KNOW IF YOU
THIS NECKLACE.
WELL, UM, LET ME KNOW IF YOU
NEED ANY HELP.
WELL, UM, LET ME KNOW IF YOU
NEED ANY HELP.
I'M JOHN.
MM.
WHERE ARE YOU?
WHERE IS SARA?
SHE WAS RIGHT THERE, AND...
WAS SHE HELPING YOU?
SHE WAS RIGHT THERE, AND...
WAS SHE HELPING YOU?
I'M SORRY, UM, MAYBE I CAN HELP?
WAS SHE HELPING YOU?
I'M SORRY, UM, MAYBE I CAN HELP?
COME ON.
I'M SORRY, UM, MAYBE I CAN HELP?
COME ON.
I BET YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
COME ON.
I BET YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
SOMETHING FOR THAT SPECIAL
I BET YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
SOMETHING FOR THAT SPECIAL
SOMEONE, RIGHT?
SOMETHING FOR THAT SPECIAL
SOMEONE, RIGHT?
MY MOTHER IS GREAT AT PICKING
SOMEONE, RIGHT?
MY MOTHER IS GREAT AT PICKING
OUT THE PERFECT GIFT.
MY MOTHER IS GREAT AT PICKING
OUT THE PERFECT GIFT.
YES, I WAS GOING TO ASK SARA
OUT THE PERFECT GIFT.
YES, I WAS GOING TO ASK SARA
TO HELP ME FIND A PRESENT FOR
YES, I WAS GOING TO ASK SARA
TO HELP ME FIND A PRESENT FOR
M--
SARA IS YOUR MOTHER.
THIS, YEAH, IS THE FAMILY
BUSINESS.
THIS, YEAH, IS THE FAMILY
BUSINESS.
SIR.
BUSINESS.
SIR.
I KNOW I'M YOUNG, BUT YOU LET ME
SIR.
I KNOW I'M YOUNG, BUT YOU LET ME
IN ON HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO
I KNOW I'M YOUNG, BUT YOU LET ME
IN ON HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO
SPEND, WHAT'S THE OCCASION, AND
IN ON HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO
SPEND, WHAT'S THE OCCASION, AND
I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THA
SPEND, WHAT'S THE OCCASION, AND
I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THA TOGETHER, WE'LL FIND THA
I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THA TOGETHER, WE'LL FIND THA SPECIAL SOMETHING.
TOGETHER, WE'LL FIND THA SPECIAL SOMETHING.
THERE'S NO NEED TO BE NERVOUS.
SPECIAL SOMETHING.
THERE'S NO NEED TO BE NERVOUS.
YOU ARE SO TALL.
THERE'S NO NEED TO BE NERVOUS.
YOU ARE SO TALL.
OR YOU COULD WAIT FOR MY
YOU ARE SO TALL.
OR YOU COULD WAIT FOR MY
MOTHER.
OR YOU COULD WAIT FOR MY
MOTHER.
SHE'LL BE BACK FROM HER BREAK IN
MOTHER.
SHE'LL BE BACK FROM HER BREAK IN
30 MINUTES.
SHE'LL BE BACK FROM HER BREAK IN
30 MINUTES.
MM.
30 MINUTES.
MM.
YES.
MM.
YES.
30 MINUTES.
YES.
30 MINUTES.
YOU WILL HELP ME FIND EARRINGS
30 MINUTES.
YOU WILL HELP ME FIND EARRINGS
FOR MARIA...SARA'S SON.
YOU WILL HELP ME FIND EARRINGS
FOR MARIA...SARA'S SON.
OKAY. PERFECT.
FOR MARIA...SARA'S SON.
OKAY. PERFECT.
UM, WELL, UH, WE HAVE THIS
OKAY. PERFECT.
UM, WELL, UH, WE HAVE THIS
PIECE.
UM, WELL, UH, WE HAVE THIS
PIECE.
THEY'RE GORGEOUS.
PIECE.
THEY'RE GORGEOUS.
UM...
THEY'RE GORGEOUS.
UM...
LUKE! LUKE! LUKE!
UM...
LUKE! LUKE! LUKE!
YOU GAVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT, BU
LUKE! LUKE! LUKE!
YOU GAVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT, BU NOW YOU NEED TO ADMIT DEFEAT AND
YOU GAVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT, BU NOW YOU NEED TO ADMIT DEFEAT AND
RETREAT.
NOW YOU NEED TO ADMIT DEFEAT AND
RETREAT.
YOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR A
RETREAT.
YOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR A
NON-JEWELRY-STORE INTERACTION.
YOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR A
NON-JEWELRY-STORE INTERACTION.
I'M CANCELING THE FIELD TEST.
NON-JEWELRY-STORE INTERACTION.
I'M CANCELING THE FIELD TEST.
I'M IN CHARGE, REMEMBER?
I'M CANCELING THE FIELD TEST.
I'M IN CHARGE, REMEMBER?
I'M LEAVING, LUKE.
I'M IN CHARGE, REMEMBER?
I'M LEAVING, LUKE.
I WON'T BE PART OF THIS MADNESS.
I'M LEAVING, LUKE.
I WON'T BE PART OF THIS MADNESS.
YOU CAN LEAVE.
I WON'T BE PART OF THIS MADNESS.
YOU CAN LEAVE.
I'LL GET HOME BY MYSELF.
YOU CAN LEAVE.
I'LL GET HOME BY MYSELF.
DON'T YOU SEE HOW STRESSED
I'LL GET HOME BY MYSELF.
DON'T YOU SEE HOW STRESSED
OUT I AM?!
DON'T YOU SEE HOW STRESSED
OUT I AM?!
YES, BUT THAT'S NOT MY
OUT I AM?!
YES, BUT THAT'S NOT MY
CONCERN RIGHT NOW.
YES, BUT THAT'S NOT MY
CONCERN RIGHT NOW.
THERE SHE IS.
CONCERN RIGHT NOW.
THERE SHE IS.
DON'T DO THIS.
THERE SHE IS.
DON'T DO THIS.
I'M -- I WON'T STAY.
DON'T DO THIS.
I'M -- I WON'T STAY.
I'M -- I'M GOING HOME.
I'M -- I WON'T STAY.
I'M -- I'M GOING HOME.
OKAY.
I'M -- I'M GOING HOME.
OKAY.
[ SIGHS ]
OKAY.
[ SIGHS ]
[ DOOR HINGES CREAK ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ DOOR HINGES CREAK ]
[ SEA GULLS CALLING ]
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
HI, THERE.
HELLO...THERE.
HI, THERE.
HELLO...THERE.
UM, I WAS JUST LEAVING.
HELLO...THERE.
UM, I WAS JUST LEAVING.
DO YOU WANT TO SIT HERE?
UM, I WAS JUST LEAVING.
DO YOU WANT TO SIT HERE?
OH, YOU SHOULD NOT LEAVE.
DO YOU WANT TO SIT HERE?
OH, YOU SHOULD NOT LEAVE.
ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?
OH, YOU SHOULD NOT LEAVE.
ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?
KIND OF WINDY.
ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?
KIND OF WINDY.
DO YOU WANT TO JOIN --
KIND OF WINDY.
DO YOU WANT TO JOIN --
CAN I SIT DOWN?
DO YOU WANT TO JOIN --
CAN I SIT DOWN?
[ LAUGHS ]
CAN I SIT DOWN?
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU REMIND ME OF MY SON.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU REMIND ME OF MY SON.
HE'S SHY...BUT CUTE.
YOU REMIND ME OF MY SON.
HE'S SHY...BUT CUTE.
I HAVE MADE HIS ACQUAINTANCE.
HE'S SHY...BUT CUTE.
I HAVE MADE HIS ACQUAINTANCE.
YOU SHOPPED IN MY STORE.
I HAVE MADE HIS ACQUAINTANCE.
YOU SHOPPED IN MY STORE.
I KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR.
YOU SHOPPED IN MY STORE.
I KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR.
JOHN WAS NICE.
I KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR.
JOHN WAS NICE.
YES.
JOHN WAS NICE.
YES.
I'M PROUD OF HIM.
YES.
I'M PROUD OF HIM.
YOU'RE NERVOUS.
I'M PROUD OF HIM.
YOU'RE NERVOUS.
I CAN TELL.
YOU'RE NERVOUS.
I CAN TELL.
IT'S AN IMPORTANT DAY, ISN'T IT?
I CAN TELL.
IT'S AN IMPORTANT DAY, ISN'T IT?
CAN I -- CAN I SEE WHAT YOU
IT'S AN IMPORTANT DAY, ISN'T IT?
CAN I -- CAN I SEE WHAT YOU
BOUGHT?
CAN I -- CAN I SEE WHAT YOU
BOUGHT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
BOUGHT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
SHE MUST BE VERY SPECIAL.
WE HAVE SIMILAR TASTES.
I WOULDN'T BE NERVOUS.
I THINK YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY
I WOULDN'T BE NERVOUS.
I THINK YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY
WITH THOSE EARRINGS.
I THINK YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY
WITH THOSE EARRINGS.
THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE.
WITH THOSE EARRINGS.
THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE.
I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GE
THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE.
I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GE WITH MARIA.
I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GE WITH MARIA.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HER?
WITH MARIA.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HER?
WE'VE SPOKEN ON TWO
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HER?
WE'VE SPOKEN ON TWO
OCCASIONS, AND I THINK SHE'S
WE'VE SPOKEN ON TWO
OCCASIONS, AND I THINK SHE'S
VERY NICE AND WILL LIKE TO
OCCASIONS, AND I THINK SHE'S
VERY NICE AND WILL LIKE TO
TRAVEL.
VERY NICE AND WILL LIKE TO
TRAVEL.
YOU'VE NEVER DATED.
TRAVEL.
YOU'VE NEVER DATED.
I HAVE TO GET A JOB FIRST.
YOU'VE NEVER DATED.
I HAVE TO GET A JOB FIRST.
I'M WORKING ON THAT.
ARE YOU HAPPY, SARA?
I DON'T LIKE TO ANSWER THA QUESTION.
I DON'T LIKE TO ANSWER THA QUESTION.
I JUST LOOK AWAY AND TALK ABOU
QUESTION.
I JUST LOOK AWAY AND TALK ABOU THE WEATHER.
I JUST LOOK AWAY AND TALK ABOU THE WEATHER.
YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER.
THE WEATHER.
YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER.
ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?
YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER.
ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ABLE
ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ABLE
TO SPEAK TO YOU.
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
MY FAMILY DOESN'T...
JOHN DOESN'T KNOW.
MY FAMILY DOESN'T...
JOHN DOESN'T KNOW.
PLEASE DON'T...
JOHN DOESN'T KNOW.
PLEASE DON'T...
PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM.
PLEASE DON'T...
PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM.
I'M NOT READY.
PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM.
I'M NOT READY.
I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT READY.
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
PLEASE DON'T GO.
I'M SORRY.
PLEASE DON'T GO.
PLEASE DON'T GO.
PLEASE DON'T GO.
PLEASE DON'T GO.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
PLEASE DON'T GO.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
PLEASE, I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
PLEASE, I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
PLEASE, I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
PLEASE DON'T GO.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
PLEASE DON'T GO.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
PLEASE DON'T GO.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
PLEASE DON'T GO!
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
PLEASE DON'T GO!
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
PLEASE DON'T GO!
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT, SARA.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT, SARA.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT, SARA.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
PLEASE, PLEASE.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
PLEASE, PLEASE.
DON'T GO.
PLEASE, PLEASE.
DON'T GO.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
DON'T GO.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
THAT WAS NOT NICE!
I DECIDED NOT TO CANCEL THE
FIELD TEST AFTER ALL.
I'M STILL IN CHARGE, YOU KNOW.
FIELD TEST AFTER ALL.
I'M STILL IN CHARGE, YOU KNOW.
THOUGH YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW
I'M STILL IN CHARGE, YOU KNOW.
THOUGH YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW
THE FIRST THING ABOUT SCIENTIFIC
THOUGH YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW
THE FIRST THING ABOUT SCIENTIFIC
PROCEDURES.
THE FIRST THING ABOUT SCIENTIFIC
PROCEDURES.
ANYWAY, I STAYED.
PROCEDURES.
ANYWAY, I STAYED.
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR, SO
ANYWAY, I STAYED.
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR, SO
I'VE READ SOMEWHERE.
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR, SO
I'VE READ SOMEWHERE.
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RID OF THOSE
I'VE READ SOMEWHERE.
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RID OF THOSE
RIDICULOUS GLASSES.
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RID OF THOSE
RIDICULOUS GLASSES.
YES. ME TOO.
RIDICULOUS GLASSES.
YES. ME TOO.
NO MORE PRETENDING, OKAY?
YES. ME TOO.
NO MORE PRETENDING, OKAY?
OKAY.
NO MORE PRETENDING, OKAY?
OKAY.
RETARD.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT COULD BE
TAKING HIM SO LONG.
I MEAN, HE'S -- HE'S NEVER
TAKING HIM SO LONG.
I MEAN, HE'S -- HE'S NEVER
USUALLY THIS LATE.
I MEAN, HE'S -- HE'S NEVER
USUALLY THIS LATE.
NO, NEVER.
USUALLY THIS LATE.
NO, NEVER.
DON'T WORRY.
NO, NEVER.
DON'T WORRY.
HE KNOWS ALL THE BUS ROUTES.
DON'T WORRY.
HE KNOWS ALL THE BUS ROUTES.
I'D BE MORE WORRIED ABOU
HE KNOWS ALL THE BUS ROUTES.
I'D BE MORE WORRIED ABOU BRAD.
I'D BE MORE WORRIED ABOU BRAD.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
BRAD.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE SHOULD GET HIM A CELLPHONE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE SHOULD GET HIM A CELLPHONE.
YEAH, YEAH.
WE SHOULD GET HIM A CELLPHONE.
YEAH, YEAH.
RIGHT?
YEAH, YEAH.
RIGHT?
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. YEAH.
RIGHT?
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. YEAH.
HE'S PROBABLY BEEN PROMOTED
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. YEAH.
HE'S PROBABLY BEEN PROMOTED
TO C.E.O.
HE'S PROBABLY BEEN PROMOTED
TO C.E.O.
HE'S RE-ORGANIZING THE COMPANY
TO C.E.O.
HE'S RE-ORGANIZING THE COMPANY
AS WE SPEAK.
HE'S RE-ORGANIZING THE COMPANY
AS WE SPEAK.
RIGHT?
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]
LUKE.
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]
LUKE.
COME IN. COME IN.
LUKE.
COME IN. COME IN.
WHOA.
COME IN. COME IN.
WHOA.
WHAT'S UP WITH THE NEW THREADS?
WHOA.
WHAT'S UP WITH THE NEW THREADS?
BRAD.
WHAT'S UP WITH THE NEW THREADS?
BRAD.
WHAT?
BRAD.
WHAT?
I THINK YOU LOOK COOL.
WHAT?
I THINK YOU LOOK COOL.
IT'S LATE. I KNOW.
I THINK YOU LOOK COOL.
IT'S LATE. I KNOW.
AND I BROKE SOME OF THE HOUSE
IT'S LATE. I KNOW.
AND I BROKE SOME OF THE HOUSE
RULES.
AND I BROKE SOME OF THE HOUSE
RULES.
IT'S OKAY.
RULES.
IT'S OKAY.
I'M SORRY.
IT'S OKAY.
I'M SORRY.
HAVE A SEAT.
LUKE, I NEED TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
JONAS DIED THIS AFTERNOON.
SOMETHING.
JONAS DIED THIS AFTERNOON.
WE'RE HAVING A SERVICE FOR HIM
JONAS DIED THIS AFTERNOON.
WE'RE HAVING A SERVICE FOR HIM
TOMORROW.
WE'RE HAVING A SERVICE FOR HIM
TOMORROW.
THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME,
TOMORROW.
THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME,
UNCLE PAUL.
THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME,
UNCLE PAUL.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DINNER?
UNCLE PAUL.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DINNER?
I THINK MY MEAT LOAF CAME OU
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DINNER?
I THINK MY MEAT LOAF CAME OU OKAY.
I THINK MY MEAT LOAF CAME OU OKAY.
NO ONE GOT SICK, ANYWAY.
OKAY.
NO ONE GOT SICK, ANYWAY.
YES, I AM VERY HUNGRY.
[ UTENSILS CLANGING ]
DO I HAVE A BOOGER IN MY NOSE?
OR IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY
DO I HAVE A BOOGER IN MY NOSE?
OR IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY
TEETH?
OR IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY
TEETH?
[ CHUCKLES ]
TEETH?
[ CHUCKLES ]
NO. YOU'RE OKAY, COUSIN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
NO. YOU'RE OKAY, COUSIN.
MM.
NO. YOU'RE OKAY, COUSIN.
MM.
ARE YOU SAD, LUKE?
MM.
ARE YOU SAD, LUKE?
GRANDPA WAS OLD...AND SICK.
ARE YOU SAD, LUKE?
GRANDPA WAS OLD...AND SICK.
AND HE MISSED MAGGIE VERY MUCH.
GRANDPA WAS OLD...AND SICK.
AND HE MISSED MAGGIE VERY MUCH.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?
AND HE MISSED MAGGIE VERY MUCH.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?
I'M VERY TIRED.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?
I'M VERY TIRED.
BUT I AM HAPPY.
I'M VERY TIRED.
BUT I AM HAPPY.
YOU ARE?
BUT I AM HAPPY.
YOU ARE?
REALLY?
YOU ARE?
REALLY?
WHAT A STUPID QUESTION.
REALLY?
WHAT A STUPID QUESTION.
OF COURSE HE'S HAPPY.
WHAT A STUPID QUESTION.
OF COURSE HE'S HAPPY.
JUST LOOK AT HIM.
OF COURSE HE'S HAPPY.
JUST LOOK AT HIM.
[ SNIFFS ]
IS THAT BETTER, UNCLE PAUL?
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE A REAL SMART ASS, YOU
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE A REAL SMART ASS, YOU
KNOW THAT?
YOU'RE A REAL SMART ASS, YOU
KNOW THAT?
YES. I AM A SMART ASS.
KNOW THAT?
YES. I AM A SMART ASS.
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU HOME.
YES. I AM A SMART ASS.
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU HOME.
[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]
UH, JUST...BRING IT HERE.
ANGRY BETSY.
SO ZACK'S BEEN CANNED.
ANGRY BETSY.
SO ZACK'S BEEN CANNED.
THE BIG BOSS IS WAITING FOR YOU
SO ZACK'S BEEN CANNED.
THE BIG BOSS IS WAITING FOR YOU
IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
THE BIG BOSS IS WAITING FOR YOU
IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
GOOD LUCK, KID.
IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
GOOD LUCK, KID.
HURRY UP! GO!
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
COME IN.
EXCUSE US. THANK YOU.
COME IN.
EXCUSE US. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
EXCUSE US. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
WE'LL RECONVENE.
THANK YOU.
WE'LL RECONVENE.
CLOSE THE DOOR, LUKE.
WE'LL RECONVENE.
CLOSE THE DOOR, LUKE.
[ DOOR HINGES CREAK ]
CLOSE THE DOOR, LUKE.
[ DOOR HINGES CREAK ]
HAVE A SEAT.
SO, LUKE, I'LL GET STRAIGHT TO
THE POINT.
I NEED A JOB, MR. Click&Easy.
THE POINT.
I NEED A JOB, MR. Click&Easy.
I WILL BE A VERY GOOD WORKER.
I NEED A JOB, MR. Click&Easy.
I WILL BE A VERY GOOD WORKER.
I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO USE THE
I WILL BE A VERY GOOD WORKER.
I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO USE THE
POSTAGE METER AND MAKE COFFEE
I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO USE THE
POSTAGE METER AND MAKE COFFEE
AND FILE BULLSHIT REPORTS AND
POSTAGE METER AND MAKE COFFEE
AND FILE BULLSHIT REPORTS AND
DELIVER SNAIL MAIL.
AND FILE BULLSHIT REPORTS AND
DELIVER SNAIL MAIL.
ZACK SAYS I'M A VERY QUICK
DELIVER SNAIL MAIL.
ZACK SAYS I'M A VERY QUICK
LEARNER, AND I HAVEN'T LEARNED
ZACK SAYS I'M A VERY QUICK
LEARNER, AND I HAVEN'T LEARNED
COMPUTER SHIT YET.
LEARNER, AND I HAVEN'T LEARNED
COMPUTER SHIT YET.
I WISH I KNEW WHAT HAPPENED TO
COMPUTER SHIT YET.
I WISH I KNEW WHAT HAPPENED TO
ZACK, BUT PLEASE DON'T THROW ME
I WISH I KNEW WHAT HAPPENED TO
ZACK, BUT PLEASE DON'T THROW ME
OUT.
ZACK, BUT PLEASE DON'T THROW ME
OUT.
I HAVEN'T ASKED MARIA OUT ON A
OUT.
I HAVEN'T ASKED MARIA OUT ON A
DATE YET.
I HAVEN'T ASKED MARIA OUT ON A
DATE YET.
ARE YOU DONE?
DATE YET.
ARE YOU DONE?
YES. I'M DONE.
ARE YOU DONE?
YES. I'M DONE.
LISTEN, ZACHARY'S ON HIS WAY
YES. I'M DONE.
LISTEN, ZACHARY'S ON HIS WAY
TO HEAD MY RESEARCH AND
LISTEN, ZACHARY'S ON HIS WAY
TO HEAD MY RESEARCH AND
DEVELOPMENT OFFICE, AND HE'S
TO HEAD MY RESEARCH AND
DEVELOPMENT OFFICE, AND HE'S
GOING THERE BECAUSE OF YOU.
DEVELOPMENT OFFICE, AND HE'S
GOING THERE BECAUSE OF YOU.
UM...
GOING THERE BECAUSE OF YOU.
UM...
HE TOLD ME..."IF THAT IDIOT LUKE
UM...
HE TOLD ME..."IF THAT IDIOT LUKE
CAN PULL WHAT HE DID, THEN I
HE TOLD ME..."IF THAT IDIOT LUKE
CAN PULL WHAT HE DID, THEN I
DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULDN'T BE
CAN PULL WHAT HE DID, THEN I
DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULDN'T BE
ABLE TO ADAPT MY
DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULDN'T BE
ABLE TO ADAPT MY
SOCIAL-PATTERN-RECOGNITION
ABLE TO ADAPT MY
SOCIAL-PATTERN-RECOGNITION
SOFTWARE TO BE WHORED INTO USE
SOCIAL-PATTERN-RECOGNITION
SOFTWARE TO BE WHORED INTO USE
AS A DIRECT MARKETING TOOL."
SOFTWARE TO BE WHORED INTO USE
AS A DIRECT MARKETING TOOL."
HE ALSO SAID I WAS TO GIVE YOU A
AS A DIRECT MARKETING TOOL."
HE ALSO SAID I WAS TO GIVE YOU A
JOB.
HE ALSO SAID I WAS TO GIVE YOU A
JOB.
AND IF I DIDN'T, HE'D SCREAM.
JOB.
AND IF I DIDN'T, HE'D SCREAM.
[ SIGHS ]
AND IF I DIDN'T, HE'D SCREAM.
[ SIGHS ]
IT'S VERY ANNOYING WHEN ZACK
[ SIGHS ]
IT'S VERY ANNOYING WHEN ZACK
SCREAMS.
IT'S VERY ANNOYING WHEN ZACK
SCREAMS.
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
SCREAMS.
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
SO, LUKE...WOULD YOU ACCEP
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
SO, LUKE...WOULD YOU ACCEP BEING THE NEW OFFICIAL
SO, LUKE...WOULD YOU ACCEP BEING THE NEW OFFICIAL
Click&Easy OFFICE TRAINEE?
BEING THE NEW OFFICIAL
Click&Easy OFFICE TRAINEE?
WOULD I LEARN COMPUTER SHI
Click&Easy OFFICE TRAINEE?
WOULD I LEARN COMPUTER SHI AS AN OFFICE TRAINEE?
WOULD I LEARN COMPUTER SHI AS AN OFFICE TRAINEE?
OH, IT'S REQUIRED.
AS AN OFFICE TRAINEE?
OH, IT'S REQUIRED.
ZACHARY SAID SO.
OH, IT'S REQUIRED.
ZACHARY SAID SO.
YES, I ACCEPT.
ZACHARY SAID SO.
YES, I ACCEPT.
GOOD.
YES, I ACCEPT.
GOOD.
THANK YOU.
GOOD.
THANK YOU.
DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE A PAID
THANK YOU.
DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE A PAID
JOB?
DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE A PAID
JOB?
SOME PEOPLE CAN SCRATCH OU
JOB?
SOME PEOPLE CAN SCRATCH OU AN EXISTENCE ON WHAT YOU'LL BE
SOME PEOPLE CAN SCRATCH OU AN EXISTENCE ON WHAT YOU'LL BE
RECEIVING, BUT I'VE HEARD THE
AN EXISTENCE ON WHAT YOU'LL BE
RECEIVING, BUT I'VE HEARD THE
BENEFITS ARE GREAT.
RECEIVING, BUT I'VE HEARD THE
BENEFITS ARE GREAT.
LUKE, GET TO WORK.
BENEFITS ARE GREAT.
LUKE, GET TO WORK.
YES. THANK YOU.
LUKE, GET TO WORK.
YES. THANK YOU.
[ DOOR HINGES CREAK ]
CINDY AND I MADE LOVE TODAY.
WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN OVER A
YEAR.
WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN OVER A
YEAR.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YEAR.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TELLING YOU
[ CHUCKLES ]
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TELLING YOU
ALL THIS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TELLING YOU
ALL THIS.
BUT I AM.
ALL THIS.
BUT I AM.
IS IT NICE...TO SCREW?
BUT I AM.
IS IT NICE...TO SCREW?
YES.
IS IT NICE...TO SCREW?
YES.
IT'S VERY NICE.
YES.
IT'S VERY NICE.
[ SIGHS ]
LUKE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
MARIA, I HAVE A JOB THAT PAYS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
MARIA, I HAVE A JOB THAT PAYS
REAL MONEY AND GIVES BENEFITS.
MARIA, I HAVE A JOB THAT PAYS
REAL MONEY AND GIVES BENEFITS.
AND AS YOU CAN TELL, I AM NO
REAL MONEY AND GIVES BENEFITS.
AND AS YOU CAN TELL, I AM NO STARING AT YOUR BREASTS, BUT A
AND AS YOU CAN TELL, I AM NO STARING AT YOUR BREASTS, BUT A YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES.
STARING AT YOUR BREASTS, BUT A YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES.
I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU OUT ON A
YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES.
I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU OUT ON A
DATE...WITH ME...TO A RESTAURAN
I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU OUT ON A
DATE...WITH ME...TO A RESTAURAN OR A MOVIE OR A BAR.
DATE...WITH ME...TO A RESTAURAN OR A MOVIE OR A BAR.
BUT I CAN'T DRINK ANY ALCOHOL
OR A MOVIE OR A BAR.
BUT I CAN'T DRINK ANY ALCOHOL
BECAUSE IT MAKES ME ACT SILLY.
BUT I CAN'T DRINK ANY ALCOHOL
BECAUSE IT MAKES ME ACT SILLY.
DO YOU ACCEPT, MARIA?
BECAUSE IT MAKES ME ACT SILLY.
DO YOU ACCEPT, MARIA?
UM, I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY GO
DO YOU ACCEPT, MARIA?
UM, I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY GO THE JOB, LUKE.
UM, I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY GO THE JOB, LUKE.
AND I LIKE YOUR NEW HAIR.
THE JOB, LUKE.
AND I LIKE YOUR NEW HAIR.
THAT DOES NOT ANSWER MY
AND I LIKE YOUR NEW HAIR.
THAT DOES NOT ANSWER MY
QUESTION.
THAT DOES NOT ANSWER MY
QUESTION.
I'M SORRY, LUKE.
QUESTION.
I'M SORRY, LUKE.
SO, I CAN ASSUME YOU ARE
I'M SORRY, LUKE.
SO, I CAN ASSUME YOU ARE
DECLINING MY OFFER, THEN, MARIA.
SO, I CAN ASSUME YOU ARE
DECLINING MY OFFER, THEN, MARIA.
YES. SORRY.
DECLINING MY OFFER, THEN, MARIA.
YES. SORRY.
MY RELATIVES TELL ME THAT I'M
YES. SORRY.
MY RELATIVES TELL ME THAT I'M
QUITE A CATCH.
MY RELATIVES TELL ME THAT I'M
QUITE A CATCH.
SO YOU'LL PROBABLY REGRE
QUITE A CATCH.
SO YOU'LL PROBABLY REGRE THIS...
SO YOU'LL PROBABLY REGRE THIS...
A LOT.
MM.
[ SIGHS ]
HEY.
[ SIGHS ]
HEY.
THERE'S, UM -- THERE'S ALWAYS A
HEY.
THERE'S, UM -- THERE'S ALWAYS A
NEXT TIME, RIGHT?
THERE'S, UM -- THERE'S ALWAYS A
NEXT TIME, RIGHT?
YES. THERE IS.
NEXT TIME, RIGHT?
YES. THERE IS.
AND ANGRY BETSY IS TEACHING ME
YES. THERE IS.
AND ANGRY BETSY IS TEACHING ME
TO USE THE INTERNET.
AND ANGRY BETSY IS TEACHING ME
TO USE THE INTERNET.
THERE ARE 3.2 BILLION FEMALES ON
TO USE THE INTERNET.
THERE ARE 3.2 BILLION FEMALES ON
THIS PLANET.
THERE ARE 3.2 BILLION FEMALES ON
THIS PLANET.
I ONLY NEED TO FIND ONE.
THIS PLANET.
I ONLY NEED TO FIND ONE.
THAT'S VERY TRUE.
I ONLY NEED TO FIND ONE.
THAT'S VERY TRUE.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]