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Street Fighter (1994)
Good evening. This is Sander Vanocur,
and this is the GNT World News. After seven months of fighting, the civil war in Shadaloo... may have reached the turning point. The capital has just fallen. [Speaking Native Languages] This is Chun-Li Zang with GNT News. A.N. forces are consolidating their hold on Shadaloo City today... after a night of skirmishing that secured this key Southeast Asian port. But these soldiers aren't celebrating just yet. They know that defeating the ragtag city militia is one thing. Defeating the heavily-armed forces of General M. Bison is quite another. The Allied Nations forces know... that they are dealing with a power-mad dictator. A dictator whose drug money has equipped his army... with high-tech weaponry, which some intelligence experts fear... is equal to anything in the industrialized world. It's been only 24 hours... since this dangerous and unpredictable warlord... seized 63 Allied Nations relief workers... from a village north of here. This self-styled general's ransom demands: An astonishing $20 billion! Meanwhile, the location of the 63 hostages... remains unknown. Of the 15 Allied Nations troops... assigned to guard the missing relief workers, twelve are confirmed dead and three are missing. Their whereabouts? Also unknown. You came from across the world to fight me, soldier. [Computer Voice] Stand clear. Now is your chance. - [Spine Cracks] - Pathetic! I think I see the A.N. commander arriving now. I'm going to try to talk to him. Yes! Your turn now. [Spine Cracks] Colonel Guile? Colonel Guile! Col. Guile, Chun-Li Zang, GNT News. May we speak to you, please? No. Don't you want to speak to the world audience? [Guile] No, but I do want to talk to someone. That bastard Bison! I know you like to look at yourself on television, you sick son of a bitch. So look at this! What... are you doing? Dee Jay, break in. Now! You wanted me on TV. I'm on TV now! Leave it! What the hell? Balrog! - Balrog, do you believe this? - Believe this, Honda? Man, I'm shootin' it. Col. Guile! Greeting! He took the bait. Trace that signal stat! Why do you address a fellow warrior with such disrespect? Warrior? You? How many doctors and nurses have you killed this week? How many children have you orphaned? - You will choke on those words, Guile. - Anytime, dickhead. [Guile] We'll go worldwide just like now. General, they're tracing this. You think you're so clever, Guile. Think about this. You have three days. If my $20 billion are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible! - Victory! - Bison! Bison! You hostages, if you can hear me, we're coming, we're coming! Charlie, hang on, buddy. We're coming! We're coming! Hang on, buddy. Carlos Blanka. Charlie! So you are Guile's friend. Take him to the laboratory. [Computer] Attention, all personnel. Until zero hour, all off-duty personnel... must be in full gear with sidearms until further notice. We couldn't trace it. He broke off too soon. You know what? For a minute, you were almost useful. [Chun-Li] He doesn't like women, does he? Oh, no. No, he doesn't like journalists. I assure you, it's an equal-opportunity dislike. Let's get ready to rumble Street fighter Let's get ready to rumble - [Electricity Zapping] - Aah! Okay, we're off the street. You feel safe yet? Yeah... real safe. Hey, this way. [Chanting] Vega! Vega! In here. Good evening, gentlemen. Good evening, Sagat. Quite a party. Didn't anyone tell you there's a curfew? In Shadaloo City, no one tells me anything. [Helicopter Pilot Over Loudspeaker] There's a 7:OO P.M. curfew in Shadaloo City. Violators will be shot on sight. May I offer you a drink... or anything else? [Clears Throat] Let's skip the Miss Manners and get down to business. Do you have the $100,000? Do you have the weapons? - They're hidden. - When we get outside with our money, we'll call you on this. - Tell you where your guns are. - Do we have a deal or not? You need this, Sagat. Oh, no. I already know that the weapons... are on the pier behind the Malpraiso Brewery. In fact, my men... have already unloaded the truck and brought the weapons here. What's the matter, gentlemen? Surely you're not afraid of your own weapons! [Speaking Native Language] [Native Language] [Native Language] [Laughing] Toys! I like my games live, and in living color! Interesting! You aren't all talk after all. Ah! Dr. Dhalsim. How is your research today? The same: Warped, corrupted. My science twisted to serve perversion instead of peace. Tell you what. After I've crushed my enemies, we'll see about getting you published. That should cheer you up. Hmm? Now, let's have a look at the patient. Excellent. He'll do very nicely. - You'll have a perfect soldier. - You mean a perfect killer. Let's not quibble over definitions. - [Screaming] - Is that a reaction to the programming? What's he receiving? [Dhalsim] See for yourself. Merely educational software. Why does he find it disturbing? Because, unlike you, he's not psychotic. [Groans] You take risks, Doctor. Do not presume so much on my good nature. When his brain has become a killing machine, my... loyal scientists will start on his body. [Cheering] The next fight. The challenger! Ryu! The defender... my champion, Vega! All bets start... one hundred dollar American. Sorry I talked you into all this. I'm sorry I listened. [Crowd Chanting] Vega! Vega! Popular guy. - The greatest cage fighter since Iron Fist. - Yeah? What happened to him? He retired and became me. [Cheering] Vega, over here! Vega! Vega! [Chanting] No weapons! No weapons! Why are you making me watch this? Research. You fight next. [Buzzer Sounds] You're all under arrest. [Radio D.J.] Good morning, Shadaloo! The staff meeting is now in session. New business. Uh, Colonel, my commando team is at full readiness. But we need to know if the assault will be by land, sea or air. [Guile] I knew that was coming. Cammy? We were able to get Bison to break radio silence. Unfortunately, not long enough to pinpoint the signal. At this point, all we say for certain is his base is hidden... somewhere here, the river delta region. Any other new business? Sir! Look. Shadaloo Tong. [P.A. Announcer] Attention. There will be a series of mandatory inoculations... for all prisoners commencing at 1400 hours. Delousing will follow immediately. That is all. - You'd think they were afraid of us. - Not us. This could be the break we need. If Sagat runs guns to Bison, then he's got to know where Bison is hiding. All we have to do is infiltrate someone... into his gang. Excuse me, but Sagat didn't get to the top of the Asian underworld by taking risks. He's not the type of guy who makes new friends. [Whistle Blows] T. Hawk, who are those two men? Ken Masters and Ryu Hoshi. A couple of low-rent operators. We took 'em in in last night's sweep. [Whistle Blows] - Get them patched up, and bring them to me. - Yes, sir. - If Sagat won't trust new friends, - Hmm. Maybe he'll trust some new enemies. [Groaning] [Computer] Subject's muscle mass increased by 49%. [Groaning, Screaming] [Screaming Continues] [Computer] Subject's muscle mass increased by 50%. [Man On Loudspeaker] Attention, all medical personnel. Refugees incoming on dock three. Refugees incoming on dock three. Dr. Howard, report to refugee infirmary at once. [Baby Crying] It's all right. Here, here. Come on. These people here have a chance. Those hostages Bison is holding have less than that. What is this, a guilt trip? Call it a wake-up call, gentlemen. Manila, Hong Kong, Shadaloo. You tried to justify your con games by telling yourselves... you've been stealing from criminals. Now, are you the same as Sagat and Bison? Or am I right... and you're different? [Ryu] We're different. Can we please leave? The only way you two are leaving... is over my dead body. [D.J.] Anybody know what to do if a Bison trooper throws a hand grenade? Angh! You pick it up, pull, and throw it right back at him! All right! Load 'em up. Move 'em out. I'm tired of being a warden. - Take 'em to the harbor. The navy has a brig waiting. - Yes, sir. Bon voyage, Sagat. Enjoy the sea air. This isn't over, Guile. I own this city! Well, I'm the repo man. And you're out of business. You just had to come to this country, didn't you, huh? Why'd I listen to you? You can't think. You can't fight. - You can't even... - I'm sick of your crap! - Break it up! Get in the truck! - Son of a bitch! - Get in the truck. Come on! - All right, next batch. Cell block "D," line up for the next truck. Ryu! Ken! Throw us the keys. Go to hell. Forget our past. I can help you escape the city. [Screams] Let's go. Go! Go! [Machine Gun Fire] Go! Go! [Gunshots] - [Rifle Shots] - Don't! You'll hit the Colonel! [Beeps] [Beeping] [Gunfire] [Cheering] [Cameras Clicking] Medics! Medics! [Man] Cool it. Hey, man, cool it. [Cameras Clicking] [Bison] The temple above us... was the wonder of the ancient world. Bisonopolis shall be the wonder of my world. But I think the food court should be larger. All the big franchises will want in. [Chun-Li] Dateline Shadaloo City, Shadaloo, Southeast Asia. The world is in shock at the news... that Colonel William F. Guile has been killed. It happened 30 minutes ago during a jailbreak by Victor Sagat, the gunrunner who was the principal arms supplier... for renegade Gen. M. Bison. It was hoped that the Allied Nation forces would restore order here, but after today's tragedy, nothing is certain... except that Bison's mad threats will continue, and that the new A.N. commander's first order of business... is to bury Col. Guile. For GNT, this is Chun-Li Zang. That's great news, General! Congratulations. - On the contrary, I mourn. - Okay. I was hoping to face Guile personally on the battlefield. One gentleman warrior to another... in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. Ahh! The road not taken. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do... is to create the perfect genetic soldier! Not for power, not for evil, but for good! Carlos Blanka will be the first of many. They shall march out of my laboratory... and sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation, until the very planet is in the loving grip... of the Pax Bisonica. And then peace will reign... in the world, and all humanity... shall bow to me... in humble gratitude. That was beautiful. [Man Over Loudspeaker] Curfew violators will be arrested. Anyone resisting arrest will be shot. Clear the press. A wireless mike on the coastal highway heading north. Hmm. [Chun-Li] Damn! We got interference. - That's not interference. It's too steady. - What's the problem? We're not the only ones who put a homing device on that truck. Well, let's analyze this other signal. Whoa! Looks like that other signal... is aimed right back here: A.N. Headquarters. Here? That doesn't make any sense. - Hmm. - [Knock At Door] Your five minutes are up. Move out. Honda, we gotta go, bro. - Excuse me, bro. - [Groans] [Rock On Radio] You two, follow our signal. I'll catch up with you at the thieves market. I'll find out who's playing games with us. - Watch your back, Li. - I didn't know you cared. We don't. You're the only one who can sign our expense accounts. It's clear. Go! They can go. [Door Opens, Closes] [Beeping] [Beeping Continues] Hmm. Another homing device. [Gasps] If I didn't give you an interview when I was alive, no way I'm gonna do it when I'm dead. Of course! Those two young men who led the prison break and killed you! They're working for you, aren't they? Are you asking as a reporter or... as something else? Sergeant, take Miss Zang into custody. No, wait, wait! Wait, please. You're right. I'm not here just to cover the news. I don't want a story about Bison. I want his head! Now, it's taken me... You can't lock me up, not when I'm this close. Take her away. Yes, sir. No. I knew you wouldn't understand. I understand better than you know. This war is not about your personal vendetta. It's about mine. Darling, basic black's not really you. - Prison gray, perhaps? - [Chuckles] Stop! Hey, come back here! Where do you think you're going? Hey, stop. Stop! [T. Hawk] You don't have a chance. What a screwup! What a woman! Cruise missile. All original equipment. You add your own warhead. Armored personnel carrier. Surplus from Iraqi Army. Five speeds. Two forward, three reverse. Like new. Only used once to evacuate American Embassy in Saigon. [Computer] Welcome, warlords of Shadaloo. Gen. Bison invites you to share his food, drink and entertainment. No, no, no, no. [Crowd] Yes! Yes! - Yes! - No! She likes me. - How 'bout our explosive finale? - Not yet. We have a problem. Now... to business. [Chuckles] This place makes Detroit look like Disneyland. The only question is, whose lowlifes are gonna kill us first, Sagat's or Bison's? [Ryu] I was right. You've forgotten everything our sensei talked about. Trust. Honor. Whatever you think, we're in this until we get that homing device up to Bison's fortress. Ken? [Giggling] You got another one of those masks for me, darling? [Punch, Scream] [Bison] I am pleased with your goods, Sagat. Now, as for payment, why settle for mere money? After I defeat the A.N., what if I were to share the country with you? When the war is over, we'll see how much of the country is left. Meanwhile, let's see the color of your money. Enough! [Sagat] Is this a joke? This money isn't worth the paper it's printed on. On the contrary! Every Bison dollar will be worth... five British pounds. That is the exchange rate... the Bank of England will set once I've kidnapped their Queen. We know you're working for Col. Guile. You may not believe me, but we're your friends. I must've been insane... to think I could do business with you, Bison! You raving lunatic! I know you. You're Edmund Honda, the sumo from Hawaii. You almost made Yokozuna. Until the Shadaloo Tong destroyed my reputation. They did the same thing to me and my boxing career. Don't tell me! Figure skating. All you need to know... is that the weapons, ammunitions Bison and Sagat deal in, are gonna blow them straight to hell. This conclave is over! You will die for this insult, Sagat. You've got ten minutes. - [Ken] Well, that was special. - Come on. We've got work to do. It's show time. [Indistinct Shouting] She said this place will blow in ten minutes. Things can't get worse. [Guns Cocking] Uh, I was wrong. It got worse. Ken, back me up. - General, you should be... - Sagat, loosen up. - Are you with me or against me? - Is that multiple choice? You dare to interfere? Yeah, uh, because... Because there are enemy spies everywhere among us, General. Show me these spies. This is Chun-Li Zang. This may be my final broadcast, but if it is, - I and my comrades will know... - There they are! We have not died in vain, for we will have ended the careers... of the two warlords who have brought so much death and destruction... to this part of the world. Bison! Sagat! All your weapons of death are going to be blown sky-high. Happy landings. Quick! Change the channel! Evacuate at once! [Bison] Search the camp. Find Chun-Li! [Bison] The technology of East and West. While the governments scorned me, their corporations adored me! Zangief, see that Ken and Ryu are given clean clothing, for it was they who first warned us of Chun-Li's treachery. They are our honored guests. Sagat, Vega, you are welcome to stay here. I think you will find the coming events... most educational. [Zangief] General, what about them? Take these two to the interrogation room. [Guards Speaking Native Language] They will talk... or they will die. Preferably both. Take the, uh... journalist to my chambers. We have decided... to grant her a private interview. - [Grunts] - [Balrog] Get off me, man. There. Let's go. Ken, Ryu, come with me. We take care of you. - This way. - [Computer] Attention. You're gonna dehydrate yourself. Move! I said, "Move!" This sucks! Those guys are good guys... like us. Lately I don't feel very good. An attack from the air is impossible. The only chance is an assault with a small amphibious force... here. The main force will come from the north, while a single vessel equipped... with the latest in stealth technology... will come up this channel and strike these defenses from the east. - Colonel? - Yes? A single boat against everything he's got? The pilot would have to be out of his mind. Luckily, Bison has driven me crazy. So I'm gonna do it. O500. Cast off at 0600. This is it. Let me show you how we treat foreigners in Shadaloo. [Laughing] - You are next, Yankee! - Maybe you oughta lie down first. Yeah. [Coughing] And take a bath! Whew! Oh, man! Oh, God. How do you keep from crying out? I'm sumo, brother. My body can be in one place, my mind another. Next time your mind leaves, tell it to bring back a pizza. - Honda, gimme your hand. - We've only been in jail two hours. Maybe next month. Gimme your hand, fool! Ready? Go! Now you look like Bison troopers! This is where we train... in our glorious struggle against the Allied Nations tyranny. - How ya doin'? - Hey, lookin' great. - Nice goin'. - Hey, great uniforms. - Long live Bison. - Yep, Bison. I see you later in the commissary, huh? You get a good look at that video map? - Just got the left half. - Good. I got the right. [Reveille] [Soldier] Troops... fall in! Attention! I'll handle this. As you were, Colonel. What a surprise. Welcome to the Shadaloo front. - You're just in time for the kickoff. - I'm afraid not. The Security Council has just voted. They've decided to negotiate. - You're joking! - We think we can deal with Gen. Bison. You're instructed to call off the assault. Contact him. Request an extension of his deadline. We are prepared to pay the ransom demand. Twenty billion dollars? What will prevent him from taking more hostages next month... and asking for 50 billion, Colonel, have you lost your mind? No. You've lost your balls! Col. Guile, deliver these instructions to your troops. Then consider yourself relieved of your command. Troopers, I just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled. We can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends who have died here... will have died for nothing. But... we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like peace... freedom and justice, they get packed up. But... we can all go home. Well, I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going upriver. And I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass so hard... that the next Bison wanna-be is gonna feel it. Now, who wants to go home... and who wants to go with me? [Cheering] Come on! - Let's go! - Yeah. Col. Guile? Move it! Move it! Let's go! Move! Move! - Come on! - Col. Guile! Col. Guile, these instructions... Stop them, please. Hey, I would love to! But some moron just canned me. [Chun-Li] It was 20 years ago. You hadn't promoted yourself to general yet. You were just a petty drug lord. You and your gang of murderers gathered your small ounce of courage... to raid across the border for food, weapons. Hmph. Slave labor. My father was the village magistrate. A simple man with a simple code: Justice. He gathered the few people that he could to stand against you. You and your bullies were driven back... by farmers with pitchforks. My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot... as you ran away. A hero... at a thousand paces. I'm sorry. I don't remember any of it. You don't remember? For you... the day Bison graced your village... was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday. [Computer] Attention, all troopers. Weapons inspections will continue to be at random until further notice. If your weapons are not at full battle-readiness, penalties will be severe. - [Beeping] - Those guys'll be happy to see us. Well, if it isn't our little buddies who double-crossed us! [Gagging] - What did he say? - Hell, these guys are fanatics. [Gagging, Mumbling] I think he said he could lead us outside. What I said was... we're on the same side! [Grunts] I spent the past ten years working in the media world, using it to gather intelligence on you. [Romantic Music] I found partners who hated you and your friends... as much as I did. But most importantly, I studied the martial arts of three continents. So that one day... I could meet you, avenge my father... [Laughs] And end your reign of terror... myself. [Laughs] I don't think so. You see, no one has ever seen you in combat. You always hid behind your sumo and your boxer. Why, since you entered this country, you never even threw a single punch. No, my dear. I know women. And you... are harmless. That's exactly what I wanted you to think. Yah-tah! [Honda] Li! Hey, Li! We're comin'! Hang on! Li! No! Li, let me at 'im! [Gas Hissing] Son of a... It's gas! - Oh, no! - We gotta get out of here! Come on! [Coughing, Groaning] [Grunting] [Wicked Laughter] Attention, all boats. Stand by at attack vector Alpha. I'll take out the enemy radar. Capt. Sawada, I'm counting on you. We'll be there, Colonel. Just save some for us. Formation attack. Coming about. [Continues Indistinct] Some people choose to find a 'tude Some things are worth fighting for [Continues Indistinct] What's wrong with that? [Laughter On Video] [Laughing] [Computer] Subject's muscle mass increased by 71%. - [Blanka Screams] - Subject's muscle mass increased by 72%. [Growls] [Blanka Groaning] Subject's muscle mass increased by 73%. [Screaming, Groaning Continue] [Groaning] [Dolphins Screeching] [Martin Luther King] I have a dream that one day... [People Laughing] [Computer] Attention, Quartermaster. Uniforms and sidearms will be issued to the Shadaloo Tong... by 1800 hours. - Move it, fat boy! Come on! - Move it, cutie. - Don't try anything. - [Vega] I told you... we couldn't trust them. [Bison] Vega, be civil. They worked so hard to get here. Let them enjoy their ringside seats. You know, it's interesting. Had you worked together... instead of against each other, you might have been successful. [Cammy] Colonel, we're approaching Bison's outer radar perimeter. Prepare for stealth mode. - On line. - Systems ready. Armed. Three, two, one! Now! Enemy radar position coming up, sir. It's going down. General! Something very strange on the river. Two of our radar stations just went down. Go to visual. [Computer] System alert. Radar stations two and three are off-line. Confirm and rectify. Radar stations are off-line. Activate sonar detectors and filter all inputs. Colonel, someone's picked us up. Stealth mode detected. - They're jamming us! - System failure! Stealth mode compromised, sir. We're busted. They know we're coming. [Computer] Alert! Alert! Aha! Intruder craft detected at base of radar station seven. Prepare for attack mode. Intruder at radar station seven. - [Alarm Beeping] - Yellow alert! Off-duty personnel, report at once to shift commanders. Repeat. Yellow alert. Perimeter guns. Fire! This is Gen. Bison. Our defenses are locked onto you. Identify yourself. This is the collection agency, Bison. Your ass is six months overdue... and it's mine. - Guile? Alive! - Of course! His death was designed to ingratiate his spies with you. I guess you didn't see that, did you? [Bison] This time, Colonel, you die for real. [Computer] Attention. Attention. Stand clear. Stand clear. And now, Miss Zang, you will witness firsthand the power... that you spurned. - Mine field ahead! - Proximity sensors! Oh, great. Colonel, they have a radar lock. Thirty seconds, we're gonna be swimmin'. In that case, let's get an early start. [Bison Laughing] Game... over! [Computer] Intruder destroyed. Intruder destroyed. Stand down from yellow alert. Repair crews to radar stations one through six. - Estimated time to repair radar net... - What are you doing? Nothing. I have a dream today. Nothing, eh? Security, this is... [Groaning, Growling] So you think you're smart, eh? Let's see how smart you are when you're not breathing. [Alarm Beeping] [Grunting] [Dhalsim Groaning] [Growls] [Native Language] - [Snorts] - [Shouting] [Men Laughing] Come on! Yes, yes, Madam Secretary, I gave him the orders. The man's impossible. No, no, no. I stopped him from taking all the soldiers. The rest of the army's... back at the base. [Cat Meowing] T. Hawk, what's with the headband? It's Cherokee. I wear it for good luck in battle. You should have brought three of them. Colonel, are you all right? Yeah, I'm okay. - Is the rope secure? - Almost. [Water Splashing] Four years of R.O.T.C. For this shit. [Grunting] [Vanocur] It is now only moments from the deadline set by Gen. M. Bison... for the delivery of the $20 billion ransom he has demanded for the hostages. Reports from Shadaloo itself are unclear, and GNT correspondent Chun-Li Zang... has been reported missing, along with her news crew. - We are hopeful for a peaceful solution to this crisis, - [Alarm Beeping] And we appeal to Gen. Bison in the name of humanity. For GNT, this is Sander Vanocur. [Bison] Dee Jay, has the A. N... deposited the 20 billion in my Swiss bank? Hell, no, General. Sir, we've set electronic and visual markers. E.T.A. landing zone: Roger, Lieutenant. I'll be ready. [Whispers] If I'm alive. Open the hostage chamber. [Computer] Hostage pit open. Stand clear. Stand clear. Hostage pit open. [Growling] Charlie! It's me. I-I'm your friend, William. - Huh? - William. Friend? Friend! William! What have they done to you? Charlie! [Mumbling] What have they done to me? Help me! - Help me. - I'll help you. Help me! [Cocks Gun] I'll help you. And then... I'll make them pay. Friend. No! You have no right. The world thought very little of you, my dear guests. Too little to pay the pittance I asked for. Too little to even mount a decent rescue attempt. Move out! Your masters at the A. N... call me a wild beast. So be it! You do not deserve... the martial dignity of a firing squad, no! You shall be killed by a wild beast! A beast... born of my own genius! Raise the incubation chamber! [Dhalsim] It was Bison's scientists who warped his body. I did what I could to preserve his mind, to keep him human. You call this human? [Dhalsim] His mind retains the capacity for good. Yes, and for evil as well. Will you kill him because he has difficulty understanding the difference? [Computer Voice] Stand clear. Incubation chamber arriving to command room level. The signal! The real monster's upstairs! He expects to see his creation. Stand clear. Incubation chamber arriving. [Bison] Behold, the face of your destruction... and of my victory. Hai-ya! Yes! Shoot the hostages! [Computer] Hostage pit closing. Stand clear. Stand clear. [Grunts] "Fat boy" this! Go! Go! [Alarm Beeping] Red alert! Red alert! All personnel, report to battle stations. Battle stations. Report to battle stations at once. Hai-ya! You wouldn't happen to have our passports handy, would you? Get the hostages free, and I'll get you two first-class tickets home, okay? Go! Go, cowards! [Yelling] - [Growls] - Ah-sah! Come on. Go! All that's left is revenge. Find Ken and Ryu, and get the hostages out. Hey! Good-bye! We'll do what we can. Okay. Go. [Computer] Attention, all troopers. Remember that maintaining your health plan benefits is your responsibility. - Mainframe link has been severed. - Where's Blanka? [Dee Jay] I don't know, General. Everything's crossing! [Bison] He's fighting my men! The cerebral programming! Quick, patch it in here! No! Now! Keep movin'! Let's rock and roll! Hup, hup! Watch your step! [Bison] Then defeat is a possibility. Very well. We shall face it together, Dee Jay, - [Man Screaming] - With the stoicism... of the true warrior. [Computer] Battle systems are compromised. Estimated repair time: - Sayonara, buddy. - Come on. Let's go. - Where are you going, man? - What are you, nuts? Ryu, Guile put a gun to our head. We did our part. The real soldiers are here, and we're gone. What's wrong with you? There's people fighting upstairs, dying upstairs. And they get paid for it. We don't! Now, you comin' with me or not? Maybe before this place blows up, we can find something worthwhile. No, thanks. I already found something worthwhile. - I don't understand. - I know you don't. Stop! Stop! We're pushing back the enemy, but there's skirmishes on every level. Still no sign of Bison. He's probably hiding. Hiding? What do I have to fear from you? Worker ants scurrying about... with their pitiful weapons, afraid of the purity... of unarmed combat. Come out from behind the curtain, wizard! Let's see how pure your combat really is. Come on! Sir, no! That's exactly what he wants! No, T. Hawk. That's what we both want. Am I right, Bison? Are you man enough to fight with me? Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed. - Colonel, you can't! - Oh, yes, I can. Just take the hostages out. If I'm not topside in 15 minutes, evacuate without me, both of you. - That's an order! - Move out! That's right, men. Move out! Troopers, out! Throw the enemy into the sea! Leave us! You have made me a happy man. Next, I'll make you a dead one. - You'll have to do better than that. - Okay. That's for Charlie. That's for his soldiers. Aaah! Come on! [Chun-Li] The hostages, where are they? Now then, where are those hostages? [Groaning] C.Q., this is Guile. Cammy here. Colonel, are you all right? I'm okay. I'm just half dead. - And Bison? - All dead. - What's the situation? - Fighting in every corridor, sir. What about our reserves? Have they arrived yet? Sawada's reinforcements are still hitting the beachhead. They have their hands full with the enemy outside the fortress. I'm afraid it could still go either way. [Guile] Well, it's gonna go our way. Have our troops on the upper levels... fall back and turn on the enemy. - We'll trap the forces outside between both of our columns. - We'll do it, Colonel. But we still haven't found the hostages yet. I've got some volunteers on it. And maybe they'll be... able to help. Colonel, I didn't read the last part. Colonel, are you there? Ah, yes! [Sighs] My mama didn't raise no fool, baby. Oh, man! I should have stayed at Microsoft. [Computer] All personnel, report to battle stations. Battle stations. Report to battle stations at once. There's gotta be somethin'. Ahhh! Okay. Where's the old front door? Ryu, where're you goin'? Ryu, hang a "U," amigo! You're walking into a trap! Ryu, get outta there! Ryu! - Vega! - Where were we? You were losing. [Guile] No weapon, Bison. What happened to the purity of unarmed combat? This is merely superconductor electromagnetism. Surely you've heard of it. It levitates bullet trains from Tokyo to Osaka. It levitates my desk, where I ride the saddle of the world. And it levitates... me! Something wrong, Colonel? You come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found a god? Ken! Die! [Screaming] Here you go, Sagat. I owe you. If I hadn't met you, I might've become you. You still refuse to accept... my godhood? Keep your own God! In fact, this might be a good time to pray to him. For I beheld Satan, and he fell from heaven... like lightning! [Yelling] Bison, you're off the air! [Computer] Warning! Warning! Energy field unstable. This'll take one minute. Excuse me. Maybe less. We're the rescue team. We'll take you to safety. Head up the stairs. Please hurry. [T. Hawk] Come on! Get goin'! [Cammy] This way. Hurry! Go! Come on! Honda, come on! Hurry! Sorry, man. Can't play no more. Coward, come back! Dee Jay! [Computer] Superconductor field meltdown. Evacuate. Evacuate. All personnel, proceed to main entrance level immediately. Dee Jay! Why you out of uniform? The enemies of peace and freedom are at our walls. Are you totally demented, man? Our boss is the enemy of freedom and peace. These people have come from all over the world to stop him. If you're smart, you'll save your own ass. Gen. Bison, he's a bad guy? If you know this, then why do you serve him? Because he paid me a freakin' fortune, you moron! You got... paid? - [Computer] Warning! Warning! - Charlie! - Backup superconductor suppressors have failed. - Charlie! Superconductor field meltdown will occur in 60 seconds. Evacuate at once. - Yeah! - Yeah! - Keep moving out towards the daylight. - This way! Don't panic. - Pigtails? - Look who's talking! Come on! This way! [Computer] Sealing blast doors now. [Grunting] Hey, this way! Fifty seconds until superconductor field meltdown. Evacuate. Evacuate at once. Jamaica, here I come. Here we come. Forty seconds until total meltdown. Come on! Get goin'! Get goin'! Evacuate at once. Charlie! We have to go. This whole place is gonna go up. I can't go back, my friend. Not like this. Charlie! Don't worry. He will not be alone. I must atone for my part in this evil. - You said you did nothing. - If good men do nothing, that is evil enough. Ten seconds to superconductor... [Yelling] Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. Where's Guile? Guile didn't make it. Hey, easy man. That's me severance pay. [Sagat] Severance pay! Come on. I can help you out here. He was a brave man. A true warrior. He told us to leave. We did the right thing. Well, it still feels pretty wrong to me. [Coughing] Guile! Colonel! Lieutenant, make a note. - I need a vacation. - Yes, sir. [Sighs] Uh, tear gas, sir... on the way out. [Laughing, Cheering] - I guess you've earned your passports back. - You can hang onto them. Somebody's gonna have to help put this country back together. Maybe a couple of hustlers can help. - Ever think of, uh, enlisting? - No, no, no, no. [Sagat Laughing] Col. Guile? How 'bout that interview... for my network? [Sighs] Sure. But only if you... wear that dress. [Explosions] Hi-yah! [Chun-Li Laughs] [D.J.] Good morning, Shadaloo! Bonjour, guten Tag! Now, it's time once again for the "Good Morning, Shadaloo" pop quiz. Do you know what it says on the bottom of Coke bottles in Bison's army? Angh! Answer: It says open other end. I'm so alone And I cry and cry Too many tears Just like a child who's born But became a prisoner of my fears People come, people go They are hiding in shadows Hiding in dreams Moving in, moving out They are nothing but strangers Strangers who see it Yeah, yeah, yeah My broken heart is soggy again and again I never know what the reason may be It just doesn't end There's a sound in the air while the time goes on slipping Slipping away In the air it is everywhere Nowhere, somewhere So I'm gonna have to say Why, tell me why I don't ever wanna say good-bye [D.J.] How do you know in this man's, uh, pardon me, in this person's international army, if you're in a good unit? It's simple! The C.O. is English, the cook is French, the mechanic is German, the paymaster is Swiss, and the cute nurse in the infirmary is Swedish. And how do you know if you're in a bad unit? Well, the C.O. is German, the cook is English, the mechanic is Italian, the paymaster is French, and the cute nurse in the infirmary is a Bulgarian named Boris. Whatever country slapped those blue pants on your butt, this next one was a hit wherever you're from! Straight to my feet To my feet, yeah Straight to my feet Yeah Straight to my feet To my feet, yeah Straight to my feet The music makes me wanna jump Straight to my feet To my feet Everybody get ready We gotta take this thing to another level That other level Get your hands in the air Now let's count it down Y'all get ready And be smooth with it All right, here we go Three, two, one now sing Give the girl that phone Get off that phone Hey Give the girl that phone Yeah Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh yeah But it's the type of phone you kick all the time Prime to the Hammer Give my tube a prime Oh, my, I get the feelin' that All night long Then I hit it Dancin' up a storm I swore then the party's on The party keeps kickin' 'til the break of dawn Party's on the easy Say what, say what We're taking it Straight to my feet Yeah, sing that, G-man Straight to my feet When you feel the beat you've got to move your feet Dancin' all night long Straight to my feet Skip-do-dee-doo-dee Straight to my feet Just dip to the beat Straight to my feet Just dip to the beat I'm dipping Dipping, dipping Straight to my feet Just dip to the beat Yeah Straight to my feet [D.J.] How many Bison troopers does it take to change a light bulb? Angh! Fifty-one. One to change the bulb... the other fifty to steal it from a 7-Eleven! [Laughs] Got a million of them! Pandemonium Pandemonium Pandemonium Pandemonium Pandemonium See that Catch a vision Feel me in the eyes of venicky High above the plains but still remains icky Livin' now no matter how fly there is no scene I am not a supreme being Free me 'Cause many minds to satisfy is why they never rest Fightin' for their life and fightin' holes in their chest Merely scavengers But no one who'll confess But in time They will all undress Livin' in the lowest and trapped without sex Trappin' as a bell means it's way underground No calculating 'cause it's all round Round like a bigot An old school calligra-phy So figure that's a joke for to see Far greater than the eye so can fly high He used to have his act all clean now they got a tax on me But that's if you can find me We'll be trippin' with the scene with the bad "D" Pandemonium Pandemonium Pandemonium He being cause of calamities and even Amity... Ville Horror Ville Horror [Computer Voice Droning Slowly] Solar batteries recharging. Solar batteries recharging. One solar battery on line. [Computer Voice At Normal Speed] One solar battery on line. Attempting to activate system. System activated. Good morning, Gen. Bison. What is your menu choice for today? |
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