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The Black Cat (1966)
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Then in my boyhood, in the dawn of a most stormy life was drawn from every depth of good and ill the mystery which binds me still from the torrent or the fountain from the red cliff of the mountain from the sun that round me rolled in its autumn tint of gold from the lightning in the sky as it passed me flying by from the thunder and the storm and the cloud that took the form when the rest of heaven was blue of a demon in my view. Of a demon in my view. Why do you always open the second bottle before the first one's empty? Well, my father drank this champagne and I used to be him for some. But would he give me any? Not even a taste. So we sure fooled him. Who? Mother and I. You did? Oh, Dad never knew it, but Mother used to slip me his champagne bottles when there was about that much left in 'em. And you drank it? Yeah. And shared it with all of my pets. If old Dad had found out, he would have disinherited me on the spot. A toast. Here's to this house and all that's in it. Mom said I'd have it, but Dad was agin' it. His will was longest, but Mom's was strongest. So thanks to her we're happy in it. You shouldn't joke about your dead parents. You're right. They thought the world of me, didn't they? Sure they did. Let's drink to you. Here's to the virginal moon goddess who so captivated my soul one year ago tonight. Happy anniversary. You're so good with words. Thank you. Mm, wait a minute. I've got something for you. Now, hold out your arm, close your eyes. This belonged to my mother. Her favorite, she wanted you to have it. There, now. Oh, it's a charm! Oh, it's just perfect, Lou! What I wanted exactly. Hey, easy. Sorry, darling. Oh, but just wait till you see what I've brought for you. You won't believe it. There, make room on the table for a big... Well, you'll see. Don't open it. It's Pandora's box come to punish and torment us with all the evils of humanity. Don't scare me like that. Besides, Pandora brought only good things to people the way I remember the story. Hey. Which will you be, you black creature? A demon or an angel? Come on. See? He loves you already. Like all your pets do. Hey, fella. What's your name? I didn't ask. I wanted you to name him. Well, let's see now. Um... A long time ago, people used to think that witches turned themselves into black cats. I know. Maybe this one's a witch. Let's name him after a witch. Oh, no, I wasn't really serious. Um, let's call him Pluto. Ruler of the deep, dark regions down below. Hades, king of the dead. Couldn't we just call him Tom or Tim? I thought you weren't superstitious. Oh, don't worry. Pluto was also god of the harvest, giver of all wealth and riches. Oh, that's better. Hi, Pluto. Well, this calls for a celebration. Come on, Pluto. I want you to meet the rest of the family. Lou? Goodnight. Oh, goodnight, Diana. Don't be afraid of Pluto. He's one of us now. Here, boy, I want you to be friends. Go on. He doesn't care what you was. Come on, boy. Come on, Herman. Look at Pluto. Hey. Come on, boy. Come on, boy, you want some champagne? All right, you don't get any. Hello, Peter. Hey. This is Pluto. He's our new friend. There you go. You want some champagne? There you are. There, have some champagne. Come on, boy, have some... Hey, have some champagne. Hello, Bernie. Come meet Pluto. Come on. Uh-uh, Pluto, now you be a good boy. Uh-uh-uh, he's gonna be your friend. Take it easy. Hey, you want some champagne? I'll pour you some champagne. There you are. I hope you enjoy it. Ooh, you're getting hungry, aren't you, Pluto? At the beach, on your boat, anywhere at all. Gonna make me cry Love's gone away Gonna be a sad day For you Gonna understand And who's Gonna take your hand Not I not I No not I No not I For my love's gone awry Yes my love's gone awry Gone awry Diana. What's the matter? Is something wrong? No, nothing's wrong. I just couldn't sleep. Hey. That's not water. I know what it is. It's the thing that keeps you away from me night after night, week after week. Diana, I have to write. To make money to run this house and you know I write best at night. Well, it's not really the money. I get a feeling of power. I get so caught up in the story when I'm writing that I can't stop until I'm exhausted. Maybe my charms will break the spell of that bewitching story. Or maybe I'll just turn myself into a cat. Meow. Meow. Meow. Bo Diddley Bo Diddley have you heard Hey Bo Diddley My pretty baby said she was a bird Hey Bo Diddley Bo Diddley Bo Diddley diamond ring Hey Bo Diddley And if that diamond ring don't shine Hey Bo Diddley I'm gonna take it to a private eye Hey Bo Diddley And if I find that I can't see Hey Bo Diddley You better not take that ring from me Hey Bo Diddley Hey Bo Diddley Hey Bo Diddley Hey Bo Diddley dee Hey Bo Diddley Come on Bo Diddley Bo Diddley play hep cat Hey Bo Diddley Yeah my pretty baby made a Sunday hat Hey Bo Diddley Bo Diddley Bo Diddley what do you know Hey Bo Diddley I'm going around the world And back to Kokomo Hey Bo Diddley Hey Bo Diddley Hey Bo Diddley Hey Bo Diddley Hey Bo Diddley Come on now Arrested on the charges of unemployment He was sitting in the witness stand Well the Judge's wife called up the District Attorney Said free that brown eyed man You want your job you better free that brown eyed man Well I flied across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking cross the sand She been a-walking 30 miles on the route to Bombay To meet a brown eyed handsome man I want to travel with the brown eyed handsome man Way back in history 3000 years I said ever since the world began Well man a whole lotta good women shed some tears Over brown eyed handsome man I wanna go with the brown eyed handsome man Alright Well the Milo Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand Yeah yeah But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match To meet a brown eyed handsome man Oh yes he was He was a brown eyed handsome man There was two three to count nobody on He hit a high fly into the stand He was rounded third he was heading for home It was a brown eyed handsome man That won the game It was a brown eyed handsome man Well the Milo Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match To meet a brown eyed handsome man Oh yes he was He was a brown eyed handsome man He was a brown eyed handsome man Oh yeah yeah Oh brown eyed handsome man Yeah yeah A brown eyed handsome man Yeah yeah A brown eyed handsome man Lillian. You eat with me. I've known Lou since he was a boy. Since the day they adopted him and brought him to this house. His real parents died when he was three, you know. And they were nothing but trash. Oh, Lillian, they couldn't have been that bad. Anyway, his stepfather and mother are the only ones he remembers. He ought to remember them. And with respect, too. They treated him like he was their own son. But look at him now, drunk all the time and never coming home. He even treats his pets mean. All except Pluto. If his father were alive, he'd make him toe the line. He'd put a stop to all this. He'd even give him a good whipping. Whipping? Did his father beat him? Well, a few times. Like when Lou got kicked out of school, for gambling, no less. Gambling? Didn't his father give him enough money? Oh, not as much money as Lou thought he needed. Lillian, maybe you're right. I mean, about what you saw in the numbers. Lou has changed since Pluto came. It's you that I'm worried about. Oh, Lillian, Lou wouldn't do anything to hurt Pluto or me. Well, you never know. His friends used to make fun of him because he was so tenderhearted. And now he's mean as the devil himself. Oh, you stupid fool! What'd you lock the door for? I'm sorry, Lou. Shh. You'll wake up Lillian. What do I care about Lillian? Let go of me! Please, don't be so rough, Lou. I don't need your help. Why don't you eat something? I don't wanna eat. Lillian fixed you an anniversary dinner. Anniversary? Ours? For our second anniversary. Stop sniveling! I'm sorry, Lou, I can't help it. I can't stand your crying! I'm sorry. Sorry. Stop it! Stop it! I'll stop you crying. Oh! Stop it! Oh, you come off her, you jackass! Oh, are you all right? Did he hurt you? Come on and let's get away from this maniac. Oh, oh. You've seen the last of us! Who cares? People. Who needs people? Where's my real friend? Pluto! Pluto! Oh. There you are. Come on. Come on, boy. Come on. Where are you? Come on. Oh. Come here, cat! Ow! I thought you were my friend. You black demon! I'll fix you. Come on, Pluto. Come see your dad. I'm not gonna hurt you. No, I wouldn't hurt you at all. Come on to your dad now. Come on. So, you don't like me, huh? Can't stand the sight of me. Well, I'll help you. I'll cut out your eye. Cut out your stupid eye! If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out. Lou? Pluto's hurt. Real bad. You saw the way he ran away from me when I came downstairs. Do you know what happened to him? I don't wanna remember. I was drunk. I shouldn't have left you alone last night. It's my fault. Your fault? I do things I don't really want to do. Something, some urge seems to overwhelm me. Lou. Have you thought about seeing a doctor? A doctor? About your drinking. Look, I can stop drinking like that if I wanted to. But I don't. I like it. You aren't going to change me. We shouldn't have come back, Diana. It's just gonna get worse. Oh, you think it's funny, huh? Here, you drink it. Sinner man Where you gonna run to Say sinner man Where you gonna run You can run and hide But evil's gonna catch you 'cause you lied Sinner man You oughta be praying Sinner man You oughta be praying The devil's gonna get you for all the evil that you done Say sinner man Where you gonna run to Sinner man Where you gonna run You can run and hide But evil's gonna get you 'cause you lied Oh babe Fire! Lou. Lou, wake up! The house is burning! Diana! Where are you? Lillian, Lillian, there you are! Come on, Lillian. Come on, this way. Come on, Lillian, it's all right. Oh, thank God you found me. Insurance? On the house and things. There was no insurance. Your father never carried any insurance. You administered my father's estate. Surely you carried insurance on my house. Your father hated insurance. Damn his soul to hell, he left me without a cent. Flat broke. Damn him! Damn him! Come on, Lou, let's go. No! The boy is out of his mind, he needs a doctor. I see it all now. My father sent Pluto to burn my house. You straighten yourself up, young man. Don't disgrace the memory of your father. You'll not get away with it, Father. I am not your father. Come on, Lou, let's go. No! No, not this time, Father. None of your lies. You did it! Help me, someone! Help me, help me! You helped, liar! Get away, get away! Liar! You burned my house! Lou, stop! You burned my house! Lou! Liar! I see you've learned something about psychiatry in the last months. I think your superego can keep your aggressive tendencies under control, channel them into socially acceptable behavior patterns. What do you think? I think... I'd like to go home, get back to work. I need to make some money. I've been reading your story about the black cat. Oh, just something I've been writing to keep me busy while I've been here. Do you really think that the black cat is a demon with supernatural powers? No, just strange coincidence, I'm sure. The only real demons are those within us. And with a little analysis and understanding, we can cast out even those demons. Right? Well, you've done it for me, Doctor. By the way, how does your story of the black cat end? I haven't finished it yet. Still a few more pages to go. I see. Well, maybe you can write better at home. What do you think? I think I'd like to see my wife. I need a drink. Who... Who's there? You're a witch. What'd you say? I said you're a witch. Just make sure you spell it with a W, buster. What's the difference? I'll spell it any way I want to. Buy me a drink, sonny-boy, and I'll teach you how to spell a thing or two. I've been looking for you today. I've been looking all over for you. Oh yeah? What have you been looking for me for, honey? My wife wants a new cat. Cat? Me, a cat? Shut up! You're evil. What are you, some kind of a nut? You belong to the devil. Satan's wife! You cast spells over men with your evil eye. You really are off your rocker. Ah, go catch your broom and straws, you witch. Or turn yourself back into a cat. I like you better as a cat. Meow! Who sent you? My father? No, your mother sent me. She's afraid her little boy might get lost in the cold, cold world. Oh, my mother sent you. Then you can't be bad. If my mother sent you, you must be good. Oh, you bet I'm good, honey. Did you hear a cat? No, I didn't hear a cat. Say, are you sick or something? There he is. Going out the door. Well, don't rush off, honey. Leave me alone. Oh, who's there? Lou! It's... It's Pluto! Oh, it's not Pluto, it's just a cat that followed me home. Oh, he's beautiful. Can we keep him? Sure, why not? Look. Look, Lou. He's got a bad right eye. Just like Pluto's. Let me see that. What is it, Lou, what's the matter? That cat. I could feel his breath on my face. Hot and stinking. It must have been a bad dream. I don't see the cat. He was here. It's all right, Lou. I could see him staring at my throat. It's all right, Lou. Go to sleep. It's all right. I could kill you. Break your neck. If only I weren't afraid of you. Yes, I admit it. Afraid of you. Who are you? Why do you torment me, make my life unbearable? You have made me hate everything, everybody. Even Diana. Just to be rid of you. For that I'd give my very soul. Well? What is it? What do you want? I need something from the cellar. Would you go down there with me? I'm afraid. Afraid? What's there to be afraid of? I don't know, Lou. Please go. All right. All right. Devil! I'll split your head open. Don't, Lou, stop! I'll kill you for that. Diana? Diana? Diana? Lillian. Oh, Diana, where is she? And what are you doing down here anyway? How are you? Oh, I'm all right. Diana? Where is she? Um, something's happened, Lillian. To Diana? I knew it. The numbers never lie. Now, Lillian. If you've harmed that girl I'll see that you go to jail this time instead of that hospital. No. No, no. No one's harmed her. She's gone. She's left me, Lillian. Left you? I don't believe it. Diana? It's me, Lillian. I said she's gone. She went home to her mother's. Her mother lives halfway across the country. When did she leave? Why, uh, this morning. She just walked right out. Didn't take anything with her. She wouldn't just leave. Without even calling? I thought she called you. That's why I was surprised to see you. She should have left you years ago! You are no good. Drinking and treating her bad! That's all over now. I'm a new man. You'll never be the man your father was. Thank God for that. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Come on, Pluto. Here, kitty, kitty. Damn it! Here, Pluto. Come on, boy. Where are you? You blasted cat! He's gone. My black demon is gone. I'm free. At last I'm free! Yes? We're police detectives. May we come in, sir? A warrant to search your house, sir. Are you sure you have the right house? Well, it's about your wife. We have a complaint she's missing. Well, uh... You won't find her here. She got angry and walked out. Left me. As far as I know she's at her mother's. No, she's not at her mother's. Would you accompany us, please? Sure. Why not? Here's the basement. This mortar is still wet. Yes, the water never really dries down here. Too damp, I guess. Yes, sir, this house is well constructed. Sturdy. Yes, this house should last forever. Tear down that wall! Get back here! |
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