(David)
THE TAXI'S GONNA BE HERE
ANY MINUTE
AND I'M NOT EVEN PACKED.
UH, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY TIE?
YOU'RE WEARING IT, DAVE.
UH, UH, THANKS, SIMON.
DON'T FORGET YOUR MITTENS,
DAVE.
IT'S COLD IN EUROPE.
OH, THANKS, THEODORE.
(Simon)
AND DON'T FORGE YOUR TOUR BOOK.
I'M MARKING
ALL THE GREAT CITIES
YOU'LL WANT TO VISIT.
GREAT, SIMON.
NOW, LET'S SEE. SHIRTS,
PANTS, OVERCOATS, SOCKS.
(David)
AM I FORGETTING ANYTHING?
ME!
[grunts]
ALVIN, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS
A MILLION TIMES.
PLEASE, DAVE, I NEED
A LITTLE CULTURE IN MY LIFE.
THE EIFFEL TOWER,
THE SISTINE CHAPEL,
THE LOUVRE IN ROME.
THE LOUVRE IS IN PARIS, ALVIN.
YOU SEE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE THE LOUVRE IS.
PLEASE. TAKE ME WITH YOU,
DAVE.
ALVIN, FOR THE LAST TIME.
THIS IS STRICTLY
A BUSINESS TRIP.
IT'S JUST NOT PRACTICAL.
BESIDES, I'VE HIRED SOMEONE
VERY GOOD
[tires screeching]
TO TAKE CARE OF YOU
WHILE I'M GONE.
[car crashing]
[cans rattling]
OH.
DID IT HAVE TO BE
MISS MILLER, DAVE?
(David)
NOW, COME ON, FELLAS,
SHE'S A VERY NICE WOMAN.
YOO-HOO! I'M HERE.
HELLO! ANYBODY HOME?
(all)
UP HERE!
DAVE?
BOYS?
WE'RE UP HERE!
WE'RE UP HERE!
(Miss Miller)
HELLO!
HELLO!
[yelling]
WE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.
[car horn honking]
WELL, MY TAXI'S HERE.
I'M SURE GONNA
MISS YOU, BOYS.
(Miss Miller)
HELLO!
[all groan]
[honking]
JUST A MINUTE.
DAVID, YOUR JACKET.
OH, THANKS.
AND YOUR TICKETS.
THANKS, SIMON.
THANKS, ALVIN.
(David)
ALVIN!
[tires screeching]
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT A THING, DAVID.
THE BOYS WILL BE FINE.
BYE, DAVE.
BYE, DAVE.
DON'T WORRY, DEAR.
YOU'LL GET TO SEE THE WORLD
SOON ENOUGH.
(Simon)
LOOK OUT ON THE LEFT, ALVIN.
YOU'RE NO GOING TO MAKE IT.
(Eleanor)
BRITTANY. OH, ALVIN.
FASTER, ALVIN.
FASTER.
HURRY.
GO, ALVIN.
BRITTANY.
OH!
[grunts]
(Simon)
LOOK OUT FOR THAT...
SPHINX.
AW, NUTS.
SINCE WHEN DOES ALVIN
LIKE PLAYING
AROUND THE WORLD
IN 30 DAYS?
SINCE HE FEELS IT'S AS CLOSE
TO A WORLD TRIP
AS HE'LL EVER GET.
(all)
COME ON. HURRY.
WE HAVE PEOPLE
WAITING AROUND THE WORLD
FOR $5 MILLION IN DIAMONDS,
AND WE CAN'T GET ANYONE
TO DELIVER THEM.
WHAT ABOUT IVAN?
(Claudia)
OH, WE'VE USED HIM
TOO OFTEN.
JAMAL KNOWS HIS FACE.
[coughing]
[coughing]
[whimpers]
(Claudia)
OH, SORRY, SOPHIE.
WE NEED SOMEONE NEW.
SOMEONE JAMAL
WOULD NEVER SUSPECT.
DON'T FORGET, DEAR BROTHER,
LAST YEAR JAMAL ROBBED US
OF $3 MILLION WORTH
OF PRICELESS, PRECIOUS...
(Klaus)
CLAUDIA.
...GORGEOUS, SPECTACULAR...
CLAUDIA.
...TO DIE FOR GEMS.
[sobbing]
[whimpers]
THANK YOU, SOPHIE.
[whimpers]
[blowing nose]
[snarling]
OH, CLAUDIA, PLEASE.
NOT HERE.
(Simon)
COME ON, ALVIN.
(Eleanor)
BRITTANY, WATCH OUT.
NOISY BRATS.
[snarling]
(Theodore)
GO, ALVIN, GO.
TO THE LEFT, ALVIN.
TO THE LEFT.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
(Theodore)
WATCH OUT!
THE CHIPETTES ARE WINNING.
I HEARD THAT, THEODORE.
YOU NEED TO TAKE THE SHORTCU ACROSS FIJI, ALVIN.
OH, NOT THAT.
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
IT'S MY ONLY CHANCE.
[thunder crackling]
OH, BRITTANY, BE CAREFUL.
OH, BRITTANY.
(Simon)
YOU'RE GAINING, ALVIN.
[grunts]
[arrows swishing]
[growling]
NO!
[Chipettes cheering]
(all)
HURRAY!
I WON.
YOU'RE LUCKY
THIS IS ONLY A GAME.
YOU'D NEVER BEAT ME
IF THIS WERE FOR REAL.
OH, IS THAT SO?
YEAH, THAT'S SO.
IF I HAD THE MONEY,
I'D RACE YOU AROUND THE WORLD,
RIGHT NOW.
[exclaims]
[Alvin arguing]
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
THEY'RE ONLY CHILDREN.
EXACTLY.
WHO WOULD SUSPECT THEM?
NO, CLAUDIA,
IT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION.
[whimpering]
LISTEN TO ME, KLAUS!
IF YOU THINK I'M GOING
TO LET YOU BOTCH UP THIS DEAL
LIKE YOU DID THE LAST ONE...
MUST YOU KEEP REMINDING ME?
I UNDERESTIMATED JAMAL.
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
(Claudia)
YOU BET IT WON'T.
WE'RE DOING THINGS MY WAY
THIS TIME.
[growling]
WELL, UNLESS YOU INHERI A FORTUNE, ALVIN,
I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
(Klaus)
EXCUSE US,
BUT WE COULDN' HELP OVERHEARING
YOUR CONVERSATION.
WE WERE JUST WONDERING
WHICH ONE OF YOU
REALLY WOULD WIN A RACE
AROUND THE WORLD.
HMM, I WOULD.
NOT A CHANCE.
I KNOW.
SHE COULD WIN.
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO MAKE A LITTLE WAGER?
WHY NOT?
I BET $1 MILLION
ON THIS CUTIE.
HMM.
AND I BE ON THIS HANDSOME GENTLEMAN.
$1 MILLION?
UH, YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?
CERTAINLY NOT.
WE'RE QUITE WEALTHY
AND VERY BORED.
ALLOW US
TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES.
MY NAME IS KLAUS FURSCHTIEN,
AND THIS IS MY SISTER,
CLAUDIA.
[barking]
AND SOPHIE.
(Theodore)
AND WE ARE THE CHIPMUNKS.
A-AND THESE ARE OUR FRIENDS,
THE CHIPETTES.
[Chipettes giggling]
THE CHIPMUNKS AND CHIPETTES.
[growling]
OH, HOW ADORABLE!
WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
WILL YOU CONSIDER
OUR LITTLE WAGER?
A BET LIKE THIS
WOULD ADD A LITTLE EXCITEMEN TO OUR LIVES.
WELL, I'M GAME.
ME, TOO.
(all)
WHAT?
THEN IT'S ALL SET.
WE'LL SUPPLY
ALL THE NECESSARY PROVISIONS
FOR YOU TO RACE
AROUND THE WORLD,
AND THE FIRST ONE BACK
GETS $100,000.
$100,000?
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
[crickets chirping]
(Alvin)
COME ON, SIMON,
HELP ME OUT.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
I REFUSE TO BE A PAR OF THIS DECEPTION.
OK, THEODORE,
IT'S YOU AND ME.
WE JUST NEED DAVE TO SAY,
"HELLO, MISS MILLER,
"I WANT ALVIN, SIMON
AND THEODORE
TO MEET ME IN EUROPE.
BYE-BYE."
IS THE TAPE RECORDER READY?
I THINK SO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'D DECEIVE MISS MILLER
FOR A PACKAGE
OF TUTTI-FRUTTI, THEODORE.
2 PACKAGES.
WHAT COULD BE BETTER?
AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID TRIP
AROUND THE WORLD
AND A CHANCE
AT WINNING $100,000.
BESIDES, WE'LL BE BACK
BEFORE DAVE GETS HOME.
DO YOU REALIZE IT'S 3:00
IN THE MORNING WHERE DAVE IS?
EXACTLY.
HE'LL BE PUTTY IN MY HANDS.
[David snoring]
[car horns honking]
[telephone ringing]
[David groaning]
[grunting]
HELLO, DAVE?
HELLO, ALVIN.
ALVIN, WHAT IS IT?
(Alvin)
UH, I JUST MISSED
THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE.
[groaning]
UH, SO GUESS WHO'S
IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW, DAVE?
I DON'T KNOW, ALVIN.
WELL, THERE'S ME AND SIMON
AND THEODORE AND...
MISS MILLER?
VERY GOOD, DAVE.
WELL, THAT'S ABOUT ALL I NEED.
I--I MEAN, IT'S BEEN GOOD
TALKING TO YOU, DAVE.
BYE-BYE.
UH, ALVIN?
BYE-BYE.
BYE-BYE.
NOW, WHAT DO WE DO?
WE EDIT THE TAPE TOGETHER,
PLAY IT FOR MISS MILLER,
AND WE'RE ON OUR WAY
AROUND THE WORLD.
NOW, LET'S SEE.
ALVIN GETS THE RAISIN BREAD,
SIMON GETS
MMM...
THEODORE GETS
THE BANANA BREAD,
THE ORANGE SLICES,
THE CEREAL,
THE BOWL OF YOGURT,
THE PEANUT-BUTTER SANDWICH,
THE PANCAKES
WITH GOOSEBERRY JELLY,
THE SCRAMBLED EGGS
WITH TOAST...
I WONDER
WHEN DAVE WILL CALL US.
AHEM.
OH, YEAH.
[telephone ringing]
[exclaiming]
I'LL GET IT.
HELLO.
HI, DAVE.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
WE WERE JUS TALKING ABOUT YOU.
SURE, HOLD ON.
MISS MILLER, IT'S DAVE.
HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
HELLO?
OH.
[gasping]
(David)
YEAH, ABOUT...
[Dave's voice
playing backwards]
HUH?
IT'S NOT YOUR HEARING-AID,
MISS MILLER.
[chuckling]
UH, IT'S A BAD CONNECTION.
OH. UH. OH.
[Dave's voice playing slowly]
HELLO, MISS MILLER.
DAVID, ARE YOU DRUNK?
[grunts]
(David)
HELLO, MISS MILLER.
I WANT ALVIN, SIMON
AND THEODORE
TO MEET ME IN EUROPE.
PHEW.
BYE-BYE.
(Miss Miller)
COULD YOU REPEAT THAT, DAVID?
[exclaiming]
[car door closing]
(Alvin)
KLAUS AND CLAUDIA
WANTED US HERE AT 2:00.
I HOPE WE'RE NOT TOO LATE.
SIMON,
I FEEL KIND OF FUNNY
ABOUT TRICKING MISS MILLER.
IT'S CALLED "GUILT,"
THEODORE.
(Alvin)
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
(all)
WOW!
UH, SO, ALVIN,
YOU FINALLY SHOWED UP.
WELL, SOMEBODY
HAS TO WIN THE RACE.
MR. FURSCHTIEN,
I BEG YOU TO CALL THIS OFF.
[gasping]
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, KLAUS.
WE'RE THRILLED TO BE GOING.
[grunting]
[both grunting]
OH, SIMON,
DON'T WORRY SO MUCH.
[groaning]
NOW, HERE ARE THE RULES.
EACH OF YOU WILL BE TAKING
A DIFFERENT ROUTE.
AND TO MAKE SURE YOU TRAVEL
COMPLETELY AROUND THE WORLD,
BOTH TEAMS
MUST DEPOSIT ONE DOLL
[grunting]
AT 12 DIFFERENT LOCATIONS.
YOU'LL BE GIVEN
THE OPPOSING TEAM'S DOLL
TO VERIFY YOU WERE THERE.
(Klaus)
THE FIRST ONE BACK
WINS $100,000.
A HUNDRED...
THOUSAND DOLLARS.
SIMON,
WHICH ROUTE DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD TAKE TO BERMUDA?
WELL, IF YOU INSIS ON GOING,
DON'T TAKE
THE EASTERLY ROUTE.
I HEARD ON THE NEWS
THERE'S A HURRICANE
COMING FROM THAT DIRECTION.
UH, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR ADVICE, SIMON.
WHAT A LIAR.
HE'S GETTING AS BAD AS ALVIN.
BUT WHAT IF
HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH,
BRITTANY?
OH, JEANETTE,
DON'T BE SO NAIVE.
HE'S JUST SAYING THA BECAUSE OUR ROUTE IS SHORTER,
AND HE DOESN'T WANT US TO WIN.
ON YOUR MARKS...
[barking]
PLEASE RECONSIDER.
GO!
[Simon sighing]
BETTER GET IN, SIMON!
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
(Alvin)
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO
WORK THIS THING, SIMON?
(Simon)
NOT A CLUE, ALVIN.
[growling]
[both gasping]
Gott im Himmel!
[yelping]
[screaming]
[whimpers]
WATCH OUT!
HIGHER, JEANETTE, HIGHER!
[crashing]
HANG ON, SIMON.
OH, NO.
OH.
[grunts]
[sputtering]
[gasping]
[mumbling]
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
WE HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY.
(all)
WHOA!
[screaming]
(Alvin)
IN YOU GO, SIMON.
OH...
GRASS STAINS.
STILL THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA, CLAUDIA?
THEY'LL GET THE HANG OF IT.
JAMAL WILL NEVER SUSPECT THEM
IN A MILLION YEARS.
[laughing]
(Eleanor)
BRITTANY,
MAYBE SIMON WAS RIGH ABOUT THE HURRICANE.
(Brittany)
FOR THE LAST TIME, ELEANOR,
THERE IS NO HURRICANE.
[thunder rumbling]
(Claudia)
YES, THE COURIERS
HAVE ALREADY LEFT.
YOU'LL GET YOUR DIAMONDS.
YOU JUST MAKE SURE
YOU FILL MY DOLLS
WITH CASH.
[growling]
[Klaus humming]
OH, PLAY WITH HER, KLAUS.
IT'S NOT GOING TO KILL YOU.
[groaning]
HEY, HEY, HEY.
HEY...
(Claudia)
THE GIRLS' FIRST STOP
IS BERMUDA.
THE BOYS ARE GOING
TO MEXICO CITY.
(Man)
IS SOMEONE ELSE ON THE LINE?
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
THERE'S NO ONE HERE
BUT KLAUS AND MARIO.
[Sophie barks]
AND SOPHIE.
KEEP IN TOUCH.
OH, WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA
THIS WAS OF MINE!
IT'S NOT OVER YET, CLAUDIA.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
[exhaling]
WHERE'S MY COFFEE?
PRONTO. IS JAMAL THERE?
WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT?
THE GIRLS' FIRST STOP
IS BERMUDA
AND THE BOYS...
[growling]
[yelping]
[laughs]
YOU LOSE AGAIN, MUTT.
[laughing]
[exclaiming]
THIS IS
ONE OF MY PIERRE CARDIN SOCKS.
OH, KLAUS.
MARIO, WHERE'S MY COFFEE?
COMING, SIGNORA, PRESTO!
[whispering]
I'VE GOT TO GO.
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I GE SOME MORE INFORMATION.
(Jamal)
WELL, SISMAN,
IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE OFF TO BERMUDA.
AND YOU, CUOMO,
MEXICO CITY.
[Chipettes groaning]
[all coughing]
(Brittany)
WELL, THAT WAS QUITE A BREEZE.
A BREEZE?
IT WAS A HURRICANE.
JUST LIKE SIMON SAID.
YEAH, BRITTANY.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMI YOU WERE WRONG?
BECAUSE, I DON'T THINK--
(both)
BRITTANY!
OK, OK, I WAS WR--
WR-- WR--
UH, JEANETTE,
WHERE'S OUR FIRST DROP-OFF?
[both sighing]
WE MEET MR. ANTON
ON THE FLYING SURPRISE.
[frog croaking]
(Theodore)
AH! ISN'T RIO BEAUTIFUL?
(Alvin)
WE'RE IN MEXICO, THEODORE.
OH? UH,
THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.
(Simon)
UH, ALVIN, LAND THE BALLOON
BY THE FOUNTAIN.
LIKE I SAID, "IN THE TREE."
YOUR FIRST DROP-OFF
IS THE CLUCK N TACO.
YOU MEAN OUR FIRST DROP-OFF.
I'M ONLY ALONG
TO SEE YOU DON' GET INTO TOO MUCH TROUBLE.
HEY, THERE IT IS.
(Theodore)
THE CLUCK N TACO.
[exclaiming]
I'LL HAVE
2 CHEESE ENCHILADAS
WITH EXTRA SAUCE,
AND A TOSTADA GRANDE,
OH, AND A QUESADILLA
WITH A SIDE OF GUACAMOLE,
UH, 2 CHILE--
THEY'RE CLOSED, THEODORE.
OH, FELLAS!
THE INSTRUCTIONS SAY
TO DROP THE DOLL
UNDER THE LITTLE SOMBRERO.
[whirring]
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW!
1 DOWN AND 11 TO GO.
A-AND ONE QUESADILLA.
FORGET IT, THEODORE.
[laughing]
[guns firing]
AND YOU THOUGH WE WERE GONNA HAVE TROUBLE.
[all shuddering]
[laughing]
[all screaming]
[laughing]
THERE'S NOTHIN'
TO BE AFRAID OF, BOYS.
THE FUN HAS JUST BEGUN.
IT IS OUR ANNUAL FIESTA!
[I, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, playing]
I, YI, YI, YI
YI, YI, YI
I, YI, YI, YI, YI,
I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH
I, YI, YI, YI, YI,
I THINK YOU'RE GRAND
WHY, WHY, WHY IS IT THA WHEN I FEEL YOUR TOUCH
MY HEART STARTS TO BEAT,
TO BEAT THE BAND
[grunting]
[Simon yelling]
I YI, YI, YI, YI,
LIKE YOU TO HOLD ME TIGHT
YOU ARE TOO, TOO, TOO, TOO,
TOO DIVINE
[Simon continues shouting]
IF YOU WANT TO BE
IN SOMEONE'S ARMS TONIGHT
JUST BE SURE THE ARMS
YOU'RE IN ARE MINE
I LIKE YOUR LIPS
AND I LIKE YOUR EYES
WOULD YOU LIKE MY HIPS
TO HIP-NOTIZE YOU
SI, SI, SI, SI, SI, SI,
SEE THE MOON ABOVE
WAY, WAY, WAY, WAY,
WAY, UP IN THE BLUE
SI, SI, SI, SENORITA,
I THINK I FALL IN LOVE
AND WHEN I FALL,
I THINK I FALL FOR YOU
I, YI, YI, YI
[Simon grunting]
SI, SI, SI, SI
I, YI, YI, YI
CAN SEE, SEE, SEE
CAN SEE, SEE, SEE,
THAT YOU'RE FOR ME
OK, CHIPMUNKS, HIT IT!
[squealing]
WE GOTTA GET GOIN'
WHERE WE'RE GOIN'
WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
TO SOMEWHERE
[laughing]
THE THREE OF US AND YOU
WHO WILL BE THERE,
WHAT'LL WE SEE THERE
WHAT'LL BE
THE BIG SURPRISE
THERE MAY BE SENORITAS
WITH DARK
AND FLASHING EYES
WE'RE ON OUR WAY,
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
SO PACK UP YOUR PACK,
PACK UP YOUR PACK
AND IF WE STAY,
AND IF WE STAY
WE WON'T BE BACK,
WE WON'T BE BACK
HOW CAN WE GO,
HOW CAN WE GO
WE HAVEN'T GOT A,
GOT A DIME
BUT WE'RE GOIN'
AND WE'RE GONNA
HAVE A HAPPY TIME
[all scatting]
[gasping]
[grunting]
[all laughing]
(Theodore)
ADIOS, YOU GUYS!
[telephone ringing]
[panting]
HELLO.
MISS FURSCHTIEN.
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
(man)
THEY MADE THE DROP-OFF
RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
(Eleanor)
BRITTANY, I--I REALLY THINK
WE SHOULD JUST WAI UNTIL HE COMES BACK UP.
(Brittany)
BUT WHO KNOWS
WHEN THAT'LL BE.
BESIDES, WE ARE LOSING
VALUABLE TIME.
BUT WE'VE NEVER
BEEN SCUBA DIVING.
AND, AND WHO KNOWS
WHAT'S DOWN THERE?
RELAX, ELEANOR.
THE ONLY THING DOWN THERE
IS OUR CHIPMUNK DOLL.
JUST REMEMBER
THE TEAM THAT WINS
GETS THE $100,000!
[screams]
[seagulls cawing]
[shark growling]
[Chipettes grunting]
[all sputtering]
[groaning]
[gasping]
WE THOUGH YOU WERE A GONER.
ME, TOO.
WE WOULD HAVE BEEN
LOST WITHOUT YOU.
I KNOW.
THANK GOODNESS,
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
WHAT?
[giggling]
JUST KIDDING, BRIT.
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE WORLD
TO SEE.
[Off to See the World
by The Chipmunks playing]
FLYING THROUGH THE AIRWAYS
MAKING THE RIGHT STOPS
THROUGH A STORYBOOK
OF PLACES
MAKING ALL OUR DROPS
SEE THE CLIFFS OF DOVER
AND OVER TO THE RIGHT
ARE THE SNOWY
WHITE-CAPPED ALPS
MAJESTIC, STANDING BRIGHT
HEY, DON'T YOU KNOW THA WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WORLD
WE'RE OFF
TO FIND OUR DREAMS
WHY ARE OUR HEARTS
BEATING SO FAST?
WHY IS THERE SUDDENLY
A BRAND NEW HOPE INSIDE US
THAT WILL SURELY LAST?
HEY, DON'T YOU KNOW THA WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WORLD
WE'RE OFF
TO FIND THINGS NEW
SO WE WILL
FOLLOW EVERY CLUE
JUST THINK, THERE'S SUDDENLY
A CHANCE TO FIND
IF ALL WE DREAMED
IN DREAMS WAS TRUE
[screams]
[grunting]
[groaning]
JUST FLEW OVER SWITZERLAND
DESTINATION SET
HEADING NOW FOR AFRICA
THE QUEST WE WON'T FORGET
FACED A THREAT IN RIO
WE COULD BE IN FOR MORE
[gasping]
AND NOW WE ARE DESCENDING
I CAN SEE ITALY'S SHORE
[camera clicking]
HEY, DON'T YOU KNOW THA WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WORLD
WE'RE OFF
TO FIND OUR DREAMS
WHY ARE OUR HEARTS
BEATING SO FAST?
WHY IS THERE SUDDENLY
A BRAND NEW HOPE INSIDE US
THAT WILL SURELY LAST?
HEY, DON'T YOU KNOW THA WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WORLD
WE'RE OFF
TO FIND THINGS NEW
SO WE WILL
FOLLOW EVERY CLUE
JUST THINK, THERE'S SUDDENLY
A CHANCE TO FIND
IF ALL WE DREAMED
IN DREAMS WAS TRUE
[birds chirping]
[Sophie yawning]
SIGNORA.
[all groaning]
THERE IS A LONG-DISTANCE
PHONE CALL FOR YOU
FROM EUROPE.
WONDERFUL!
[whimpers]
[laughing]
[barking]
OH, I'M SORRY, SOPHIE.
HELLO.
THE GIRLS HAVE MADE
6 DROP-OFFS? GOOD.
AND THE BOYS?
(Claudia)
WONDERFUL!
(Claudia)
GOOD.
[barks]
[laughing]
[Sophie growling]
DID THE SPOILED BRAT GET WET?
DID THE RUG RA GET A LITTLE WATER ON HER?
[laughing]
[cap squeaking]
[Klaus screaming]
[yelping]
[splashing]
[sighing]
[gasping]
[bell ringing]
[whimpering]
(Claudia)
THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS.
KEEP ME POSTED.
[Sophie yelping]
[gasping]
OH, SOPHIE, YOU GOT WET!
[Claudia exclaiming]
[gasping]
MY POOR BABY!
[Klaus groaning]
OH, KLAUS,
YOU ARE SO RECKLESS!
[sputtering]
[exclaiming]
(Alvin)
I LOVE ATHENS.
THE NIGHTLIFE, THE GIRLS,
THE EXCITEMENT.
(Simon)
ALVIN, YOU'VE NEVER
BEEN TO ATHENS.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE A CITY
I WOULD LOVE.
[exclaiming]
I'LL HAVE A LARGE ORDER
OF COUSCOUS,
A-AND 2 YALANCHI DONUTS.
QUICKLY, PLEASE!
[humming]
[grunting]
(Brittany)
I SAW IT FIRST.
BRITTANY!
ALVIN, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
TO ISTANBUL.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO CAIRO.
H-HAVE YOU GUYS HAD ANY,
UH, TROUBLE ALONG THE WAY?
WELL, THERE WAS THIS GUY--
[mumbling]
UH, WE HAD NOTHING
BUT SMOOTH SAILING.
AND YOU?
WELL, ACTUALLY,
I GET THE FEELING--
[mumbling]
IT'S BEEN A PIECE OF CAKE.
THE ONLY PROBLEM WE HAD
IS CROWD CONTROL.
WE'RE THE HOTTEST AC IN ROCK AND ROLL.
BUT YOU DON' HAVE THAT PROBLEM, DO YOU?
NO.
SSH.
SURE WE DO.
[laughing]
NO, YOU DON'T.
[grunting]
ALL RIGHT, MR. POPULARITY,
HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BE WE CAN OUT-ROCK-AND-ROLL YOU?
WE'VE GOT TO KEEP
THESE TWO APART.
[sighing]
(Alvin)
COME ON, THEODORE.
OH, MY COUSCOUS!
THEY'RE FOR MY 3 BOYS.
I WANNA GET 'EM
SOMETHING SPECIAL
SINCE THEY'RE STUCK AT HOME.
[David grunts]
HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE MY BOYS.
[The Girls Of Rock 'N' Roll
playing]
[all gasping]
SUN GOES DOWN,
I'M JUST GETTING UP
I'M HEADING
FOR THE CITY LIGHTS
RADIO BLASTING
ON THE WAY TO THE CLUB
GONNA ROCK
THIS TOWN TONIGHT
"YOU'RE LIVING
IN A MAN'S WORLD"
THEY TELL US
BUT WE AIN'T GONNA BUY IT
THE THINGS THEY'RE TRYING
TO SELL US NOW
'CAUSE WE'RE THE GIRLS
OF ROCK 'N' ROLL
OOH!
YEAH, WE'RE THE GIRLS
OF ROCK 'N' ROLL
ROCK 'N' ROLL
WHOA, YEAH!
THE CURTAIN'S UP
AND I'M READY TO GO
MY GUITAR IS IN MY HAND
[yawning]
THERE'S NOTHING MORE
THAT I'D RATHER DO
THAN PLAY
IN A ROCK 'N' ROLL BAND
WHAT WE HAVE IS
WHAT WE WILL BE GIVEN
HEADING FOR THE TOP,
DON'T YOU KNOW
WE'LL NEVER
STOP BELIEVING NOW
'CAUSE WE'RE THE BOYS
OF ROCK AND ROLL
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
WE'RE THE BOYS
OF ROCK AND ROLL
ROCK AND ROLL
WE ARE THE GIRLS,
WE ARE THE GIRLS
WE ARE THE GIRLS
OF ROCK AND ROLL
WE ARE THE BOYS,
WE ARE THE BOYS
WE ARE THE BOYS
OF ROCK AND ROLL
[groans]
[David groans]
'CAUSE WE'RE THE BOYS
OF ROCK AND ROLL
OOH!
YEAH, WE'RE THE GIRLS
OF ROCK AND ROLL
BETTER BE BELIEVING
THAT WE ARE
YEAH, WE'RE THE BOYS
OF ROCK AND ROLL
ROCK AND ROLL
YEAH, WE'RE THE GIRLS
OF ROCK AND ROLL
ROCK AND ROCK AND ROLL
YEAH, WE'RE THE BOYS
OF ROCK AND ROLL
ROCK AND ROLL
YEAH, WE'RE THE GIRLS
OF ROCK AND ROLL
I COULD'VE SWORN...
NO, IT--IT COULDN'T BE.
UH, THE BOYS WOULDN'T...
WOULD THEY?
ROCK AND ROLL
AND ROCK AND ROLL
I'M GONNA ROCK AND ROLL
(Miss Miller)
COME ON-A MY HOUSE,
MY HOUSE
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU CANDY
COME ON-A MY HOUSE,
MY HOUSE
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
APPLE AND A PLUM
AND AN APRICOT, TOO
[telephone ringing]
I'LL--
HUH? OH, RATS!
COME ON-A MY HOUSE,
A-MY HOUSE, COME ON
HELLO?
(David)
UH, HELLO, MISS MILLER?
OH, DAVID.
I'M JUST CALLING TO SEE
HOW EVERYTHING IS.
(Miss Miller)
OH, EVERYTHING IS FINE.
IT'S QUIET AS A MOUSE
AROUND HERE.
ALVIN'S BEHAVING HIMSELF?
HE IS? WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
UH, COULD I TALK TO THE BOYS?
WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
UH, IS ALVIN AVAILABLE?
AVAILABLE FOR WHAT?
TO TALK.
WELL, HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
UH, LOOK, MISS MILLER,
I JUST CALLED TO SEE
IF EVERYTHING WAS ALL RIGHT.
EVERYTHING'S FINE, DAVID.
WELL, GIVE THE BOYS MY LOVE.
WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE THEM YOUR LOVE?
WELL, ARE THEY AVAILABLE?
AVAILABLE FOR WHAT?
NEVER MIND.
UH, NICE TALKING TO YOU,
MISS MILLER.
YOU, TOO, DAVID.
AND DAVID,
GET SOME REST, WILL YOU?
[David hangs up]
OH, THAT POOR MAN IS
LOSING HIS MARBLES.
COME ON-A MY HOUSE,
MY HOUSE
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A FIG
AND A DATE
AND A RAISIN A-CAKE
YOU IMBECILES,
I ASK YOU TO TAKE CANDY
FROM A BABY
AND YOU FAIL ME!
I CAN SEE I NEED BIGGER,
TOUGHER MEN,
TO HANDLE THIS JOB.
[exclaims]
JUST A FEW MORE DROP-OFFS
AND WE'RE FINISHED.
THERE THEY ARE.
JUST AS JAMAL DESCRIBED THEM.
COME ON, LET US GO.
WELL, THIS NEXT DROP-OFF
IN EGYPT SHOULD BE A SNAP.
[gasping]
[grunting]
OH!
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunting]
[exclaims]
[groaning]
[bellowing]
WHOA!
[groaning]
[grunts]
[gasping]
THIS HAPPENS TO BE
MY FAVORITE DRESS, JEANETTE.
[all gasping]
(all)
UH-OH!
(Brittany)
IF YOU DON' PUT ME DOWN IMMEDIATELY,
I'M GONNA GET VERY,
VERY ROUGH WITH YOU.
(doll)
I WILL RULE THE WORLD.
SIR.
OH, NO, YOU WON'T.
I WILL RULE THE WORLD.
[laughing]
(man)
WE HAVE THE GIRLS
AND THEIR DOLLS.
GOOD.
(Brittany)
I MEAN IT, BUSTER!
[grunting]
LET ME GO!
[laughing]
CONTACT JAMAL.
TELL HIM HE CAN HAVE
THE DOLLS,
BUT I WANT THE GIRLS.
BUT JAMAL SPECIFICALLY
ORDERED THE GIRLS
TO BE RETURNED.
I DO NOT TAKE ORDERS
FROM JAMAL.
I AM DOING HIM A FAVOR.
AND AS PAYMENT,
I KEEP THE GIRLS.
UH, DREAM ON, TINY TIM.
(Prince)
PREPARE FOR
THE ENGAGEMENT CEREMONY.
IN 10 YEARS,
I WILL MAKE HER
ONE OF MY WIVES.
ONE OF YOUR WIVES?
OH!
[laughing]
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
BUT, UH, YOU WOULDN' WANNA MARRY BRITTANY.
SHE'S...
WELL, SHE'S VERY DIFFICULT.
AND SHE 'S NOT VERY TIDY.
AND HER COOKING IS ATROCIOUS.
AND SHE SPENDS MONEY
LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR.
AND--AND WHEN SHE DOESN' GET HER WAY--
THAT'S ENOUGH, YOU GUYS!
THE CEREMONY WILL TAKE PLACE
PROMPTLY AT DAWN.
[gasping]
OH!
IF YOU THINK
I'M GONNA MARRY
THAT PINT-SIZED TWERP,
YOU'RE NUTS!
[laughing]
PINT-SIZED TWERP.
[laughing]
I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT.
WHAT IS A TWERP?
(Brittany)
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T CARE
HOW IMPORTANT HE IS,
HOW POWERFUL HE IS,
HOW RICH HE IS.
[chuckling]
BY THE WAY,
UH, HOW RICH IS HE?
[bell gonging]
AN ENGAGEMENT PRESEN FROM THE SHEIK.
ALL THE WAY
FROM THE SOUTH POLE.
HAVE A PLEASANT NIGHT.
[Jeanette exclaiming]
A BABY PENGUIN!
[squawks]
OH.
HOW CUTE.
WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO DIAMONDS AND RUBIES?
[penguin squealing]
OH.
[screeching]
IT'S OK, LITTLE FELLA.
I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU.
OH, YOU MISS
YOUR MAMA AND PAPA, HUH?
[sobbing]
THE POOR LITTLE THING
IS HOMESICK.
I'M NOT EXACTLY THRILLED
TO BE HERE MYSELF, JEANETTE!
WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUR DOLLS
AND GET OUT OF HERE!
YOU TWO GO AHEAD,
I-I-I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
[gasping]
[exclaims]
WHY DON'T YOU JUST ANNOUNCE
WE'RE MAKING OUR ESCAPE,
JEANETTE?
[snakes hissing]
[gasps]
OH, NO.
HOW DO WE GET OUR DOLLS?
[hissing]
UH, WE DON'T.
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU-YOU'VE HEARD OF
SNAKE CHARMERS, RIGHT?
WELL, LET'S CHARM 'EM.
HONEY,
YOU'RE A SWEET THING
AND YOU LOOK SO FINE
ALL I EVER WANTED
IS TO MAKE YOU MINE
GIVE ME A CLUE
TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO
TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU?
[hissing]
BOY, I REALLY LOVE YOU
WITH MY HEART AND SOUL
HONEY, WON'T YOU TAKE ME
WHERE I WANT TO GO?
GIVE ME A CLUE
TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO
TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU
GETTING LUCKY,
HMM, GETTING LUCKY
IT'S REALLY
WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
GETTING LUCKY,
HMM, GETTING LUCKY
IT'S SOMETHING
I CAN'T DO WITHOUT
HONEY, I'VE BEEN WAITING
WAITING PATIENTLY
LET ME UNLOCK
YOUR HEART, BOY
I THINK I GOT THE KEY
GIVE ME A CLUE
TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO
TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU
OH, HO, HO,
GIVE ME A CLUE
TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO
TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU
OH, HO, HO,
GIVE ME A CLUE
TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO
TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU
GIVE ME A CLUE
WON'T YOU TELL ME
WHAT I NEED TO DO
TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU?
OH, HONEY, HONEY,
GIVE ME A CLUE
WON'T YOU TELL ME
WHAT I NEED TO DO
TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU?
(Brittany)
WHAT'S IN THE ICE CHEST,
ELEANOR?
(Eleanor)
OH, UH, JUST SOME
COLD DRINKS AND SANDWICHES.
OH, ELLY, HOW CAN YOU THINK
OF FOOD AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
[bird squawking]
[crickets chirping]
(Alvin)
OK, LET'S GE A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP
SO WE CAN GE AN EARLY STAR IN THE MORNING.
[animal growling]
I DON'T THINK
WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN
THIS SHORT CUT.
I-I-IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
RELAX, THEODORE.
THIS ISN'T THE ARCADE GAME.
HUH?
[screeching]
[screaming]
[squawking]
PHEW.
[owl hooting]
AH, UH, DID YOU
HEAR SOMETHING?
NOPE.
NOPE.
BUT, UH,
SOMETHING'S OUT THERE.
HE'S STILL AFRAID
OF THE BOOGEYMAN.
DON'T WORRY, THEODORE.
ALVIN AND I ARE RIGHT HERE.
JUST TRY TO GO TO SLEEP.
OK.
[birds shrieking]
[all snoring]
[twigs snapping]
[gasping]
OH.
[gasping]
[squawking]
[both moaning]
WELL, THEODORE,
DID THE BOOGEYMAN GET YOU?
(Alvin)
THEODORE?
[both gasping]
(both)
HE'S GONE.
HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
(both)
UH-OH.
[birds chirping]
THE FOOTPRINTS LEAD
INTO THAT VILLAGE.
THEODORE.
THEODORE.
THEODORE.
THEODORE.
THEODORE!
[speaking native language]
[tittering]
HI, GUYS.
WATCH THE OLD
MAESTRO AT WORK.
A LITTLE NEGOTIATING
AND WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
WE MAKE YOU
HEAP GOOD OFFER.
SEE PRETTY CLOTHES.
[natives exclaiming]
NICE SHOESIES.
[natives cheering]
(Alvin)
MAKE 'UM PLENTY GOOD MUSIC.
[natives cheering]
YOU TAKE 'UM
ALL THIS WAMPUM,
AND WE TAKE
'UM LITTLE BUTTERBALL,
YOU STEAL 'UM FROM US
LAST NIGHT.
HOW ABOUT IT?
BRILLIANT NEGOTIATING,
ALVIN.
[scatting]
OH, I HATE TO THINK
WHAT'S HAPPENED TO THEODORE.
YEAH, WHO KNOWS
WHAT THEY'VE DONE
TO THE POOR LITTLE GUY.
[speaking native language]
[slurping]
(both)
THEODORE.
ALVIN, SIMON!
[speaking native language]
[both grunting]
WHAT'S GOING ON?
UH, IF I'M
TRANSLATING CORRECTLY,
I--I THINK THEY SAID THA THEODORE'S THEIR LONG LOS PRINCE OF PLENTY.
PRINCE OF PLENTY?
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
AND THE ONLY WAY
FOR US TO LIVE
IS TO BE HIS SLAVE.
SLAVE? FORGET IT.
[gasping]
[natives muttering]
[tittering]
WHERE TO, YOUR ROYALNESS?
[Jeanette yawning]
[yawning]
[yawning]
JEANETTE, COULD YOU
PASS ME SOMETHING TO EAT?
[gasping]
DON'T DO IT, JEANETTE.
WHEN IT COMES
TO FOOD, ELEANOR,
YOU'RE AWFULLY SELFISH.
[exclaiming]
A PENGUIN?
YOU WERE GOING TO EA THIS PENGUIN?
[squawking]
(Eleanor)
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, BRITTANY.
WE'VE GOT TO GE THIS LITTLE GUY
BACK TO ANTARCTICA.
HE'LL DIE IF WE DON'T.
AND HOW DO YOU PROPOSE
WE DO THAT, ELEANOR?
FEDERAL EXPRESS?
(Eleanor)
NO. I THOUGH WE COULD TAKE HIM.
(Brittany)
AND LOSE THE RACE?
JEANETTE, WILL YOU PLEASE
TALK SOME SENSE
INTO YOUR SISTER?
SHE'S RIGHT, BRITTANY.
YOU'RE BOTH CRAZY.
I'M SORRY.
BUT WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT $100,000 AND...
UH, WELL, UH...
HE DOESN'T LOOK
VERY GOOD, ELEANOR.
I TOLD YOU.
WELL, HOW DO WE
GET TO ANTARCTICA?
JUST ONE LITTLE BITE
FOR AUNTY ELEANOR.
[whimpering]
HE'S GETTING WORSE.
WHAT CAN WE DO?
HE NEEDS HIS MOMMY, BRITTANY.
SHE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
[shivering]
IT'S HARD TO REMEMBER
SUMMER OR WINTER
WHEN SHE HASN' BEEN THERE FOR ME
A FRIEND AND COMPANION
I CAN ALWAYS DEPEND ON
MY MOTHER
THAT'S WHO I MEAN
I'VE TAKEN FOR GRANTED
SEEDS THAT SHE PLANTED
SHE'S ALWAYS
BEHIND EVERYTHING
A TEACHER, A SEEKER
WITH BOTH ARMS,
OUTREACHER
MY MOTHER
(Jeanette)
THAT'S WHO I MEAN
[sighing]
(Jeanette)
WISH I COULD SLOW DOWN
THE HANDS OF TIME
[both giggling]
KEEP THINGS
THE WAY THEY ARE
IF SHE SAID SO
I WOULD GIVE HER
THE WORLD
[squealing]
IF I COULD
I WOULD
MY LOVE AND MY LAUGHTER
FROM HERE EVER AFTER
IS ALL THAT SHE SAYS
THAT SHE NEEDS
(all)
A FRIEND AND COMPANION
I CAN ALWAYS DEPEND ON
MY MOTHER
THAT'S WHO I MEAN
MY MOTHER
THAT'S WHO I MEAN
THAT'S WHO I MEAN
[helicopter whirring]
WE BETTER CALL
MISS FURSCHTIEN.
[telephone ringing]
[whining]
(Claudia)
HELLO.
(man)
MA'AM, WE'VE LOCATED
THE GIRLS.
THEY'VE STRAYED
NEARLY A 1,000 MILES
OFF COURSE.
WHAT?
THEY MUST HAVE DISCOVERED
THE JEWELS AND DECIDED
TO MAKE A BREAK FOR IT.
[groaning]
WELL, MA'AM,
WE'LL TRY TO STOP THEM.
THEY'RE VERY, VERY SLIPPERY
[humming]
I DON'T WANT YOUR EXCUSES.
I WANT THOSE DOLLS!
AND DON'T COME BACK
WITHOUT THEM!
[groans]
[sobbing]
[baby penguin cawing]
THERE'S THE BALLOON.
LET'S GO.
[penguins cawing]
[squawking]
MMM.
(all)
GOODBYE. THANK YOU.
[gasping]
[grunting]
GIVE US BACK OUR DOLLS,
YOU CREEPS.
[grunts]
[both grunting]
[grunting]
[groans]
[groaning]
[both groaning]
[both screaming]
THANKS AGAIN. BYE.
[squealing]
HOW ARE WE GONNA
EXPLAIN THIS TO CLAUDIA?
HEY, YOU CAN TELL HER.
LISTEN, IT'S YOUR...
EVERY TIME WE GO
INTO A SOME KIND
OF A PROBLEM,
YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING
TO WEASEL OUT OF IT.
I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.
I DON'T GET IT.
WHY ARE PEOPLE
WILLING TO KILL
FOR THESE DOLLS?
BECAUSE THEY'RE SO CUTE.
OH, LOOK AT THE
SWEET LITTLE FACE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
[gasping]
LOOK AT THIS.
DIAMONDS!
OPEN A CHIPMUNK DOLL.
[all exclaiming]
[gasps]
THERE MUST BE THOUSANDS
OF DOLLARS IN EACH OF THESE.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
THIS WHOLE RACE
WAS JUST TO GET US TO
DELIVER THESE DIAMONDS.
AND IF WE'RE IN DANGER,
THE BOYS MUST BE
IN DANGER, TOO.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND THEM.
[creatures howling]
3:00 IN THE MORNING
AND PRINCE THEODORE
HAS A CRAVING
FOR MUSHROOMS.
I HOPE HE CHOKES ON 'EM.
ALVIN.
NOW, I'VE HAD IT.
HEY, ALVIN,
LOOK OVER HERE.
WHAT IS IT, SIMON?
IT'S ANCIENT WRITING
THAT SAYS,
"SACRIFICE THE FULL MOON
ON THE PRINCE OF PLENTY."
THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE.
[laughing]
OH, HOW SILLY OF ME.
IT'S "EYES" BEFORE "EATS"
EXCEPT AFTER "TEA."
I GOT IT REVERSED.
IT SAYS, "SACRIFICE
THE PRINCE OF PLENTY
ON THE FULL MOON".
(both)
OH, NO.
THEY'RE GOING TO SACRIFICE
THEODORE TONIGHT.
OVER MY DEAD BODY.
[natives chanting]
YOU MEAN,
OVER OUR DEAD BODIES.
[drums beating]
[snarling]
[chanting continues]
ARE THERE, UH, ANY,
UH, FAVORITE SONGS
YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR
BEFORE WE GO?
HMM. WORRY BURRY.
WORRY BURRY?
DO YOU THINK
HE MEANS WOOLY BULLY?
WELL, IT'S WORTH A TRY.
UNO, DOS
ONE, TWO, TRES, QUATRO
YEAH, WORRY BURRY.
WATCH IT NOW.
HE'LL GET YOU.
HERE IT COMES, HERE IT COMES.
I LOVE IT. GET DOWN, MAMA.
WATCH IT NOW.
GET DOWN, GET RUNKY.
[laughing]
MATTY TOLD HATTY
ABOUT A THING SHE SAW
HAD 2 BIG HORNS
AND A WOOLY JAW
WOOLY BULLY
WORRY BURRY
(Alvin)
SURE, RIGHT.
WOOLY BULLY, WOOLY BULLY
WOOLY BULLY
[screaming]
HATTY TOLD MATTY
[exclaiming]
LET'S DON'T TAKE NO CHANCE
[screaming]
LET'S NOT BE L-7
[whooping]
COME AND LEARN TO DANCE
[men grunting]
WOOLY BULLY
[screaming]
(Alvin)
THAT'S RIGHT.
WOOLY BULLY, WOOLY BULLY
WOOLY BULLY
(Alvin)
WATCH IT NOW, WATCH IT,
WATCH IT, WATCH IT.
[screaming]
HEY, WHAT'S ALL THAT RUCKUS?
(Eleanor)
IT LOOKS LIKE
A BIG CELEBRATION.
AND THEY'VE GOT A BONFIRE.
AND A CHUBBY LITTLE
BUTTERBALL TIED TO A STAKE.
[exclaiming]
IT'S THEODORE.
THEY'VE GOT THE CHIPMUNKS.
COME ON!
[snorting]
MATTY TOLD HATTY
THAT'S THE THING TO DO
GET YOU SOMEONE REALLY
TO PULL THE WOOL WITH YOU
WOOLY BULLY
WORRY BURRY
[screaming]
WOOLY BULLY, WOOLY BULLY
WOOLY BULLY
(Theodore)
WATCH IT NOW,
WATCH IT, HERE HE COMES.
[grunting]
WE'RE SUNK.
HE'S DONE IT.
[screaming]
[gulping]
[natives chattering]
(Theodore)
SHOULDN'T I THANK THEM?
THEY WERE
VERY SWEET TO ME.
(Alvin)
SEND THEM A POSTCARD,
THEODORE.
[Claudia grunting]
2 DAYS AND I HAVEN' HEARD FROM ANYONE!
THOSE INCOMPETENT FOOLS!
WHERE COULD THEY BE?
[growling]
I'LL FIND THEM
IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.
AND WHEN I GET MY HANDS
ON THOSE...
[grunting]
[whimpering]
(Klaus)
OH, MY HEAD.
CLAUDIA,
IT'S 5:00 IN THE MORNING.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
OH, NOTHING, KLAUS.
SOPHIE JUST KNOCKED
OVER THE VASE.
[growling]
(Klaus)
WHY, YOU LITTLE MUTT.
THAT WAS A PRICELESS ANTIQUE.
(Claudia)
KLAUS, HEEL!
[whimpering]
REALLY, KLAUS,
YOU'RE SUCH A BULLY.
GO BACK TO BED.
WHAT?
(Mario)
ANY WORD YET?
YES, OUR MEN
HAVE SPOTTED THEM.
THEY SHOULD BE LANDING
AT THE AIRPORT SHORTLY.
I'LL MEET YOU THERE,
INSPECTOR.
WE'LL TAKE YOU
TO THE AIRPORT, MARIO.
(Theodore)
ARE WE THERE YET?
(Brittany)
THEODORE, IF YOU ASK ONE--
WAIT A MINUTE. WE'RE HOME.
[all gasping]
(stewardess on intercom)
PLEASE FASTEN
YOUR SEAT BELTS.
THERE THEY ARE!
[all screaming]
[balloon crashing]
CHILDREN, OH, CHILDREN.
OH, HOW GOOD
TO SEE YOU, DARLING.
DON'T "CHILDREN" US.
YEAH, WE KNOW
ALL ABOUT THE DIAMONDS.
[all snickering]
NOW DON'T TRY
ANYTHING STUPID.
JUST HAND OVER THE DOLLS.
[grunting]
COME ON.
WE DON'T HAVE TO DO
WHAT YOU TELL US
TO DO NO MORE
YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED AND
YOU DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE
WE DON'T CRY NOW
COME ON, THIS WAY.
WE DON'T KNOW HOW
COME BACK HERE!
WE HEARD WHAT YOU SAID
AND WE DON'T BELIEVE
A WORD YOU SAY
[all screaming]
THE HILL IS A HIGH ONE
BUT WE'LL CLIMB IT ANYWAY
THERE'S NO DOUBT
[both screaming]
YOU'LL FIND OUT
WE'RE THE ONES ON THE RUN
WE'RE THE GIRLS,
WE'RE THE DIAMOND DOLLS
DIAMOND DOLLS
IT'S A RAVENOUS WORLD
AND THE CEILING IS VERY TALL
AFTER THEM.
DO, DO, DO, DO,
DO, DO, DO
THERE'S A WEIGH AND A CLIMB
AND A LADDER AND MANY FALL
IT'S TOO LATE, CLAUDIA.
THEY'LL MAKE A SCENE
IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE.
THEN WE'LL TELL THEM
WE HAVE THE BABYSITTER.
WHAT WAS HER NAME?
MISS, UH, MISS MILLER.
OH, WAIT.
I HAVE A MESSAGE
FROM MISS MILLER.
[all exclaiming]
HAND OVER THE DOLLS.
AND DO AS WE SAY
IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE
YOUR BABYSITTER AGAIN.
HMM.
ALVIN.
OF COURSE, YOU KNOW SOPHIE.
[growling]
BUT I DON'T BELIEVE
YOU'VE MET MARIO.
HE HAS A TENDENCY
TO TALK TOO MUCH.
GET IN.
HEY, MY CAP.
(woman on intercom)
LOADING AND UNLOADING
OF PASSENGERS ONLY. NO...
HEY, THIS CAP
LOOKS LIKE ALVIN'S.
(Alvin)
DAVE!
HUH?
HELP!
SOMEBODY HELP!
MY SON'S IN TROUBLE!
INSPECTOR JAMAL. LET'S GO.
SILVER, PLATINUM
[siren wailing]
I PASS ON THEM
YOU CAN HAVE THEM
I KNOW WHAT I WANT
WE'RE THE ONES ON THE RUN
WE'RE THE GIRLS,
WE'RE THE DIAMOND DOLLS
DIAMOND DOLLS
IT'S A RAVENOUS WORLD
[tires screeching]
AND THE CEILING
IS VERY TALL
DO, DO, DO, DO,
DO, DO, DO
THERE'S A WEIGH AND A CLIMB
AND A LADDER AND MANY FALL
DIAMOND DOLLS
WE'RE THE CREAM OF THE CROP,
NEVER STOP,
WE'RE THE DIAMOND DOLLS
I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR
I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU
I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR
I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU
AND THEN THE WITCH DOCTOR
HE TOLD ME WHAT TO DO
HE SAID THAT
NOW LET'S SEE.
[tires screeching]
DAVID IS ARRIVING
AT EUROPEAN AIRLINES.
OH, OH, THERE IT IS.
[crashing]
[Miss Miller scatting]
IN A FEW MINUTES,
WE'LL BE ON OUR PRIVATE JE TO COSTA RICA.
[Claudia laughing]
HERE'S TO ME.
[tires screeching]
[both gasping]
[tires screeching]
OH, GOOD HEAVENS!
[tires screeching]
[both groaning]
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN
WEARING YOUR SEAT BELTS.
HUH?
[shouting]
MY CAR!
[grunting]
I HOPE YOU HAVE
INSURANCE, BUSTER.
HUH?
[police siren wailing]
NEVER IN ALL MY LIFE HAVE
I SEEN SUCH RECKLESS DRIVING.
(all)
MISS MILLER?
HUH, BOYS?
[siren wailing]
[tires screeching]
KIDS!
DAVE, DAVE.
BOY, IT'S GOOD TO
SEE YOU DAVE, I--I THINK.
WELL, IF IT ISN' MY OLD FRIENDS
KLAUS AND CLAUDIA.
HERE'S TO YOU, CLAUDIA.
[snapping]
IF SO MUCH AS ONE HAIR IS
OUT OF PLACE ON MY SOPHIE,
[snarling]
YOU'LL LIVE TO REGRET IT!
[barking]
[sobbing]
I CAN UNDERSTAND
THIS DECEPTION FROM ALVIN,
BUT NOT YOU, THEODORE.
[sobbing]
[blowing nose]
I'M SORRY, MISS MILLER.
THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP
INSPECTOR.
THANK YOU.
HEY, WHAT ABOUT MY $100,000?
YOUR $100,000?
WE WON THE RACE.
OH, YEAH?
YEAH.
(Alvin)
OH, YEAH?
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO.
WE'VE GOT A LOT OF
TALKING TO DO.
(both)
YES, DAVE.
[sobbing]
MAYBE YOU SHOULD LE DAVE DRIVE, MISS MILLER.
I WOULDN'T THINK OF IT.
BESIDES DRIVING
RELAXES ME.
GET IN, DAVID.
[tires screeching]
BUT, DAVE,
THEY PROMISED US $100,000.
NOT NOW, ALVIN.
BUT THEY'VE GO $5,000,000 IN DIAMONDS.
DON'T WE GET ANYTHING?
ALVIN!
BUT WE'VE JUST CRACKED
A HUGE SMUGGLING RING.
(Miss Miller)
SHUT UP, ALVIN!
(Alvin)
OK, OK. WE'LL GIVE YOU HALF.
(David)
ALVIN!
[Diamond Dolls by
Alvin & The Chipmunks playing]
WE DON'T HAVE TO DO
WHAT YOU TELL US
TO DO NO MORE
YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED
AND YOU DON' WANT IT ANYMORE
WE DON'T CRY NOW
WE DON'T KNOW HOW
WE HEARD WHAT YOU SAID
AND WE DON'T BELIEVE
A WORD YOU SAY
THE HILL IS A HIGH ONE
BUT WE'LL CLIMB IT ANYWAY
THERE'S NO DOUBT
YOU'LL FIND OUT
WE'RE THE ONES ON THE RUN
WE'RE THE GIRLS,
WE'RE THE DIAMOND DOLLS
DIAMOND DOLLS
IT'S A RAVENOUS WORLD
AND THE CEILING
IS VERY TALL
DO, DO, DO, DO,
DO, DO, DO
THERE'S A WEIGH AND A CLIMB
AND A LADDER AND MANY FALL
DIAMOND DOLLS
WE'RE THE CREAM OF CROP,
NEVER STOP
WE'RE THE DIAMOND DOLLS
A GIRL SHOULDN'T SI IN THE CORNER
AND WAIT FOR LIFE
SOME GIRLS LIKE TO GO OU LOOKING FOR PARADISE
YOU'LL FIND OUT
YOU HAD IT ANYWAY
DON'T LOOK DOWN
NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY
YOU DO WHAT YOU DO
AND YOU TRY NOT TO
BREAK THE LAW
A GIRL HITS HER MARK
WHEN SHE DON' LOOK AHEAD TOO FAR
THERE'S NO DOUBT
YOU'RE GONNA GET IT ALL
YOU'LL FIND OUT
EVERYTHING YOU WANT
GIVE A HAND TO THE GIRLS
WHO GO AFTER
THE DIAMOND DOLLS
DIAMOND DOLLS
IT'S A RAVENOUS WORLD
AND THE CEILING
IS VERY TALL
DO, DO, DO, DO,
DO, DO, DO
THERE'S A RIVER THAT FLOWS
TO THE SEA
AND IT'S VERY LONG
DIAMOND DOLLS
[Girls Of Rock 'N' Roll by
Alvin & The Chipmunks playing]
SUN GOES DOWN,
I'M JUST GETTING UP
I'M HEADING
FOR THE CITY LIGHTS
RADIO BLASTING
ON THE WAY TO THE CLUB
GONNA ROCK
THIS TOWN TONIGHT
YOU'RE LIVING
IN A MAN'S WORLD
THEY TELL US
BUT WE AIN'T GONNA BUY IT
THE THINGS THEY TRYING
TO SELL US NOW
'CAUSE WE'RE THE GIRLS
OF ROCK 'N' ROLL
[whooping]
YEAH, WE'RE THE GIRLS
OF ROCK 'N' ROLL
ROCK 'N' ROLL
OH, YEAH
CURTAIN'S UP
AND I'M READY TO GO
MY GUITAR IS IN MY HAND
THERE'S NOTHING MORE
THAT I'D RATHER DO
THAN PLAY IN
A ROCK 'N' ROLL BAND, YEAH
WHAT WE HAVE IS
WHAT WE WILL BE GIVEN
HEADED FOR THE TOP
DON'T YA KNOW
WE'LL NEVER STOP
BELIEVING NOW
'CAUSE WE'RE THE BOYS
OF ROCK 'N' ROLL
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
WE'RE BOYS OF
ROCK 'N' ROLL
ROCK 'N' ROLL