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The Crimson Permanent Assurance (1983)
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Our Short. Carmesn Permanent Insurance Company. "London England". The Very Large Corporation of America. On the dark days of 1983... when England fell to the stalemate of a ruinous money policy... the good and loyal men of the Permanent Insurance Company... a previously remarkable family business that recently fell into disgrace... under the yoke of oppression of their new corporate management. Terrible. Really terrible. Remen! It's over, Ev a n s. He's fired. Ye heard me. Outside. Did you hear that? He was fired. He was fired? He was fired? Let's go guys. Let's attack them. Come on! Let me out! I demand to see my lawyer! OoTooley! Come on. Silence! We have to mobilize, boys. T and t, seize the weapons. T and t, bring the gear. - And t, put water for tea. - Yes, sir. That's it, Charles! I'm sorry! Come on, Tooley. By here! Come on! Leven anchors! And so, the Permanent Carmesn Insurance Company... was launched to the high seas of international finance. Come on boy. Say it! - A cup of tea, dear? - Capitbn! Look! To starboard! There is the prize they were looking for. Starboard! A financial district crowded with multinationals, conglomerates... and fat and bloated mercantile banks. Very good, boys! To your battle stations! - Come on! - Hurry! Well, it's enough. Take cover. Down! Get up! Down. To starboard! Fire! Eric! My balance sheets! Ross! The sheets with the figures! - Stop it! - Eric! - Thanks! - To the load! - No! Let me do it! - It's okay, Kane. Captured! We gave you! Take this. Taking. Archnvalo. Carajo! And so, encouraged by his initial success... The desperate and reasonably violent men of the company... of insurance, they fought until... when the sun goes down slowly in the west. The magnificent results of his daring actions... they became apparent. The financial giants before imposing... They were in ruins... stripped of their goods... and with its crumbling policies. At full speed, Mr. Cohen! Go up, go up, go up your cousin. - Garabatea. - But balance the books. - Garabatea. - But balance the books. It is fun to gather the mercantile experts. And navigate the ocean of the countable. Find and explore offshore funds. And to surround the shoals of bankruptcy. You can be courageous in insurance. We will increase your premium semiannually. Everything is tax deductible. We are totally incorruptible. Navigating the ocean of the contadura. - Browsing... - And so, they sailed... towards the ledgers... one by one, while the financial capitals of the world... they collapsed under the power of their commercial acuity. Or so it would have been... if certain modern theories related to the shape of the world... They would not have been disastrously wrong. |
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