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The Exorcism (2013)
(creepy music)
(possessed screaming in the distance) - [Beth] Thank you so much for coming, I really hope you can help. She's--she's--I don't know. I don't know what's going on with her. Um, so-- - I want you to remember, the girl we confront in there is not your sister. (possessed screaming) (demonic hissing) - Jacob? - Valak? (she laughs) Are you kidding? Holy shit. Valak, you old son-of-a-bitch, how are you? - Well, I'm always crawling my way out, you know what I'm saying? - Where have you been all this time? - Ah, ya know. Possessed through Europe some, you? - I've been in the States, you know, bad economy, better the Satanism. (they laugh) I'm sorry, Beth this is Valak, Valak, Beth. - Hey, what's up? - Hey, we've already met. - Know how many rounds I've gone with this bastard right here? What is it, like, twelve now? So tell me. How'd you wrangle this one? Heavy metal? - Come on, what is this, 1985? - Harry Potter. (she laughs) Shoulda been my first guess. That is the gift that keeps on giving. - Oh, the fucking Potterheads. - It is good to see you, man. I gotta tell you, nobody's doing it deep these days, it's just very uninspired. - Oh really? - I mean nobody's shaking the room, or ya know, masturbating with a crucifix. - Hey, who was that kid at Bridgeport? Ya know, the fat one-- - Oh Lord, here we go. - I'm Thomas Pratt and I love cupcakes. - Sound just like him, this fucker's retarded, go ahead, tell the story. - (laughs) Okay, we're with this kid right? He's like, this butterball kid, he's 12. - This kid's flipped over on his belly, and I see this writing, just right over his little butthole there. - "Take me to hell" or some shit like that. - And I'm leaning in, I'm like, "What is that?" - He's looking, he's looking and--can I? I shot explosive, green, lava diarrhea all over his face! I mean, he's painted with it! - Right in my mouth. - It was-- (laughs) - I'm like, "Aaghhhh." - No, no, I think it was more like this, "Blerghhhh." - I was like gargling, it was like thick all running-- - [Valak] All this green shit! - It was shit for sure, with Chamorron bean in. - It was green! - Ah, I'm tellin' ya, I was this close to quitting exorcism altogether. - You were not. Well I'm really glad you didn't. - Yeah. I'm glad I didn't either. - So, about my sister? (nervous laugh) - Right. - The sister. Look at us back with all the bunch of Golden Girls over here. (laughs) - So tell me you gonna get on out of there and let me get home in time to watch some SportsCenter? - I don't think so Jacob. I'm going up against you, I wanna dance. - I wouldn't expect it any other way. - Oh and Jacob? - Yeah? - One more thing. Your mother sucks cock in hell! - Hey, yours does. - (laughs) You know what the fucked up thing is? She does! (laughs) - She does! (laughs) (horrifying music) (demonic hissing) - It's the power of Christ that compels you! (demonic screaming) It's the power of Christ that compels you! It's the power of Christ that compels you! - [Boy] Oh shit! Jason, we've got to fucking go, we gotta go! Fuck, shit, dude, we need to get the fuck out of here. Taylor has lost her mind. - I know. (tense music) |
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