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The Graveyard (2006)
Placid Pines Cemetery residents...
please, please forgive us for what we are about to do here. Nice. All right, Miss Sexy Allie, let's see it. - Here I come. - Nice and sexy. Nice and slow. Very nice. Very nice. We like that. Sarah, what do you got for me? Come on, Sarah. There you go. That's nice. That's very nice. I like that. All right, Charlie, let's see what you got. Charlie, do you think you can make it... through this gigantic hole here? Dude, that's awesome. You rule! You're awesome. Way to go. That's awesome. OK, OK. Something exciting. Miss Excitement. Let's see something exciting from you. Come on. Come on. All right. That was exciting. Thanks. - Thanks for playing, Michelle. - Nice try. Way to go. All right. And Eric. Go, Eric. Can you clear it? Nice. Let's go. Come on. Come on. Come on. It's all right. Don't trip. All right, chickenshits, here's the dare. Run for your life. Hat, please. Drum roll. Come on! Eric. Let me be the first to offer my condolences. You can't even spell "Condolences," buddy. It doesn't matter. I'll just have someone spell it for me. Here, take a swig of that. You'll need it. Go. Go. Go. Go! Go! Go! So, you think you got the balls? Oh, yeah. All right. A slow 20. Slow. - Ready? - Yeah. Set... Run for your life! See you in hell! One-asshole, 2- assholes, 3-assholes... - Come here. Come here. - What? Come on down. 6... 7... 8... Come on, Charlie. Come on. Hey. 10... 11... 19... 20. Go away! Eric, go! Run, run, run! You guys, did it work? Oh, my God! He pled guilty to manslaughter and he served his 5 years. And now I'm here on his behalf... to ask you to show him the kind of leniency... that he refuses to show himself. Thank you, Michelle. Your testimony is appreciated. I talked with Bobby's friends... and we're all willing to help when he gets out. We agreed to go back to the old camp where Eric died... and try to bring some closure to those events. Thank you. Robert Bayleen, please stand. In light of your clean record here... your friend's testimony... and her willingness to help you deal... with the consequences of your actions... we offer you parole at this time. I hope... this is the beginning of a new chapter for you. It will be. Jack's gonna meet us up at the camp. He's bringing his girlfriend du jour Veronica. Is that OK with you? Allie said she'd make it. She's actually teaching kindergarten now. Can you believe that? Slutty Allie. Sarah, she's probably right behind us. She took some time off from work, so... she said she wanted to be there for you when you got out. Charlie's coming. I don't know if you read about him when you were... well... He's actually doing really well for himself. He sold his software company for, like, $200 billion. Me? Yeah, thanks for asking. I'm... I'm doing OK. After what happened, we moved away. I went to college and... now I'm back. You're in Cabin number 7. Hey! I haven't heard screaming that loud since I left my parents house. You scared the shit out of me. Does this mean I'm fired? Fired? Oh, the cook, right? Yeah, yeah. You're Michelle, right? I got your message. Can we start over? I kinda blew my charming intro. My name is Peter Bishop. I'm the groundskeeper, your personal chef... whatever you need at your beck and call, day and night. Well, better get back to work. Let me know if you need anything. - Hi. - Hi, Sarah. Hi. Don't you look lawyerly. Oh, yeah. Pathetic, isn't it? So, how'd the parole hearing go? Is Bobby OK? Define OK. Gotcha. Oh, no. It's revenge of the nerds. Ladies! The pleasure's all mine. Oh, no. I didn't know he was coming. Great. So... the things we do for friends, huh? And where the devil is Mr. Bobby, by the way? Oh, he's around here somewhere. I don't think he's in the mood for socializing right now, though. No. No, I don't imagine he is. Five years spent praying you don't drop the soap will do that to you. Wow. A nice bag and some money... you're still a freak. Come on, Charlie. Wait. If you're gonna dish it, you gotta take it. Same shit, different day. Hey! Where'd you come from? I've been here a while. Wanted to check the old place out. I hear you're teaching now. Little brats, God love 'em. How's Bobby doing? Getting used to being a free man. Listen, Allie, I think I should warn you that Jack's... bringing someone. Jack of Hearts is in the house! Who's ready for a game of "Poke her?" Bobby! Where are you, Bobby! Let's see this! Let's see the Birdman of Alcatraz! Jack, I really don't think that's appropriate. Same sweet bodies. Don't go changing on me. Nice to see you, Jack. Hi. Yo! Bring the bags. Was he always this obnoxious? Trust me, it only gets worse. There's no way that I'm staying here. No way. Look, I know this is important... but I'm not gonna stay in this dump. Don't be so prissy. There's a hell of a lot of people far worse off than us. Yeah, well, I ain't one of 'em. Dad made a killing on your stock. My trust fund doubled. Beers are on me. We're not here to party, Jack. In a way, I think we're all guilty of his death. Yeah, you were. Hey, Bobby! It's been a long time. Hey, Bobby! What's going on, man? Just here to face my demons, Jack. Are you ready to face your demons, Jack? What the hell is going on, man? Hey, I think that we're all just tired. Why don't we get some rest... and meet back up at the boathouse, huh? For some dinner. How's that sound? Come on. It's good to see you, man. Jack hasn't changed a bit. I can't believe he brought his girlfriend. He's such a jerk. Well, that's Jack. - What was that? - I don't know. - Let's go. - Yeah, good idea. Help! Let me outta here! Fuckin' A, man! What are you?! What the fuck are you doing?! I've got something you can polish. God, I just love a woman that cleans. What's that? I don't know. Probably just a beaver. Now do me. Oh, my God! Well, I brought you this to apologize for before... but I guess I'll have to think of another way. I'm sure I can think of a way. So what are you guys up here for anyway? Weekend getaway? Kind of. A reunion. Oh, yeah? For what? One of our friends died up here. No shit? Are you kidding me? No. Impressive. Yeah. It'll be over in just a second. Just wait. What?! Is that it? I gotta go check something out. You want me to come with you? No, it's OK. I'll be all right. OK. See you at the boathouse tonight. All right. Bobby? You know, in life... there are consequences. Bobby, you scared the shit out of me. Here, go ahead. Look in the bag. Just know that there's consequences. There's always consequences in life. I'm gonna head back up to the boathouse. Whoo. Be careful. 'Cause the woods are not exactly safe right now. What does he mean, "The woods aren't safe?" What do you think he means? He's been locked up this whole time... thinking about what happened, what he did. What we all did. It was Bobby's idea to scare Eric. His and Jack's. We were just going along with it. That's why we're up here, Michelle. It's like you said, it's time to let it go. Yeah, what about his family? His mom and his dad, his little brother? They're dead. Are you serious? I tried to call them. I thought maybe they'd wanna join us up here... help them heal their pain, too. Look. That's terrible. That's not the worst part. It wasn't an accident. The police found that someone poured gasoline... all over Eric's old room. Poor Eric. Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you guys more. I demand food. Dumped your girlfriend already? It's gotta be some kind of world record, even for you. Actually, I gave her the orgasm of her young life. She won't be walking again for a few days. What, she break her legs trying to get away? What was that? Maybe Bobby's right. Maybe these woods aren't safe. Oh, take a chill pill. It's not like Jason's out there in the woods... taking his next victim or something. Yo, food bitch! I'm starving! The name's Peter. I wouldn't do that if I were you. Yeah? Well, you're definitely not me, so cry me a river. It's not cooked! Like I said, I wouldn't do that if I were you. This is a mistake. We shouldn't be here, you guys. Sarah! Knock it off, wise guy. Sarah, wait up! It won't end, Michelle. It's never gonna end. We're gonna pay for what we did to Eric, I know it. Where are you going? To beg for forgiveness. How gross. This is so gross! OK, Sarah, let it go. Let it go. No. I'm so sick of feeling guilty. I want this to be over. Sarah, what are you doing? I'm gonna find Eric's grave. Sarah... Wait! Sarah! Oh, my God. It's empty. This can't be happening. Hello? Who's there? Jack? Quit messing around, OK? Jack? Jack, I swear, if this is you, you will never get sex again. It's happening. I told you we're gonna be punished for this. Jack? Jack, you're such a shit. You don't think this is funny, do you? Jack? That's very funny. Where did the screams come from? I don't know. It was a girl. Allie! No, she's at the boathouse with Jack and Peter. - Veronica! - Oh, my God! - Veronica? - Are you OK? What the hell's going on here? Come on. We heard screaming, and now she's gone. We're leaving, too. I screwed her brains out. I mean, she lost all sense of direction... wandered off into the woods. It happens all the time. I doubt she even noticed your two minutes of leg humping. Never minded it before. Listen, let's be logical about this, OK? Your car's still here, right? Her bags are still here. She can't have gone far. So we go looking for her. Nah, she's gone. Why do you say that, Bobby? Do you know what happened to her? Speak up, man. You know something? Well, if she went out into the woods, then she's gone. What is your major malfunction, Bobby? We all came up here to try to help you... and all you can do is stand there and act... like you don't even care about your own friends. - My friends? - Yeah. I'm sorry. The, uh... the same friends who left me to take the blame... for a prank that we all pulled? The same friends who never once came to visit? Never once called? Never once wrote in... Five years? Hey, man, you did the crime, you do the time. Hey! Come on, let it go! Come on. It's dangerous enough out here already. This isn't your problem. I'm making it my problem. Look, I came out here to take care of you guys... and that's what I intend to do. Come on, Bobby. Don't go out there alone. Don't. He's right. These woods aren't safe. What, are you talking about that stiff they found a couple days ago? A dead body? Seriously? Why weren't we told about this? Yeah. The way I heard it... his head and his hands were missing. I mean, some redneck probably mistook him for a deer... and took the bits back to the trailer park... for a trophy or something. We can't just sit here and do nothing, right? I mean, that poor girl's out there alone. All right. Michelle, Sarah, Paul... Peter. The name is Peter Bishop. Peter, Paul, Mary, whatever, you guys are one group. Charlie, Allie, you're with me. We're gonna find this bitch. And when we do, so help me... I'm gonna shag her into the middle of next week. You guys be careful. Veronica? It's OK. I know these trees like the back of my hand. I grew up around here. Never lived anywhere else? It's a big world out there. Yeah, but home is where the heart is, right? Isn't that what they say? Touch. A rolling stone gathers no moss. Nice. You guys, I just heard something. Someone's behind me, right? Stop screaming, Sarah. It's me. How'd you find me? What are you doing here? You shouldn't have left this lying around. This isn't the time or the place, Zoe. You can't just leave me. It doesn't work like that. You know her? Yeah. I thought I did. Sarah's my girlfriend. Yeah. Sarah's a dyke. You know, a donut bumper. A rug muncher. It's over, Zoe! Leave! No! It is over when I say it's over! - You understand me?! - Hey, hey. I don't think she wants to talk to you right now. So why don't you fire up your bike and hit the road, Easy Rider. Fine. Leave! You come between me and Sarah, I'm gonna kill you! I will kill you! Leave, Zoe. You're dead. Dead. Sarah? Sarah? Change your mind? Sarah? Who's there?! Veronica? Why did you bring Veronica here? This was supposed to be a trip for us... all of us... to come to terms with Eric's death. Yeah, well, I figured I could squeeze in a little Olympic-grade sex. Yeah, in between all the touchy-feely shit... Michelle had planned for us. Hey, a girl's gone missing. OK? So maybe this isn't the best time... for you two to go paddling off into a sea of retarded sexuality. Oh, so says Mr. Asexual. You couldn't get laid at a nymphomaniacs convention. All the money in the world... and the closest you've come to having sex... is rubbing up against a girl in a checkout line. What was that? Come out, come out, wherever you are. Oh, my God. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack, he's right behind you! That's Allie. Come on. Jack! Jack! What the hell was that? Why is that funny? God damn it, that's stupid. There's a girl out here in the woods. What is wrong with you guys? That's not funny. Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor. This is your idea of a joke? What kind of a sick sense of humor have you got, huh? Oh, give it up, tight-ass. Bobby and I have been planning this shit for months. Yeah, what about the 5 years in jail? No friends, no phone calls. You know, all in all it wasn't that bad. Kind of just like sleep-away camp. Look, let's just call this a night, OK? These woods aren't exactly the safest place... to be hanging out right now. Ooh, it's not safe anymore. Did you mess with our cars, too? - Is this you guys? - Is this part of your sick little joke? No, we didn't have anything to do with this. God damn it, nobody messes with my baby! Come on, come on. The battery's gone. Mine, too. I think they cut the gas line. They slashed my tires. Is this you guys? This isn't even remotely funny. No, we had nothing to do with this. No signal. Damn it! Me, neither. We're totally trapped. Veronica's still missing, no thanks to the two stooges. I'm gonna go for help. No, no, no, Bobby. Come on, it's 10 miles to the nearest phone... and no one drives these roads at night. Let's wait till sunup. Bobby, please don't go. It's dangerous. Look, it's not that big of a thing, OK? It's only 10 miles. OK? I got protection. OK, let's try not to get freaked out, all right? Maybe Veronica's just pissed off at Jack... and she's playing some sick joke or something. Nice joke. Slashed tire, cut fuel line, missing battery. Someone's got a whole boatload of anger against cars. Think we're facing a killer mechanic? Hey, Peter? I need a Phillips head screwdriver and some needle-nose pliers. What do I look like? A hardware store? Hey, find them for me... and I'll get us out of this hellhole. I'll check the office. I invented the P-406 router, for Christ's sake. Must be some way I can transmit from up here. Now, how am I supposed to concentrate... with you just standing there watching me? Huh? Don't you have somewhere else to be? While the cat's away... The cat happens to be your girlfriend... and she's not away. She's gone missing. You better tag along just in case. I better go check and see if Sarah's OK. Mother hen always taking care of her chicks. What the hell? Wait. You're not gonna leave me all alone here, are you? Do what you do best, Jack. Get a grip on yourself. Thanks a lot for your help. - Hey. - Hey. You OK? Yeah. You? Didn't know you smoked. I just started. So did I. Again. Come on, let's go. Come on. Jesus! Jack, you asshole, you scared the shit out of me. Somebody help me! Holy shit. Somebody help me! No, no. Oh, God. Oh, God. Somebody help me! Help! Help, somebody! Help! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Please! Somebody! Somebody. Michelle, what's the matter? Oh, my God. Welcome to the human jigsaw puzzle. We have to get out of here. OK. OK. If I can fix the generator, I can rig up a transmitter... and get us the hell out of here. It's the best chance we have. Listen, man, it's the only chance we have. Give me those. Peter, you keep watch here, OK? I'm gonna go fix the power. What about Allie? What are we gonna do? Stop! Stop! Oh, thank God. Thank... Don't make me shoot you, you son of a bitch. Listen, you don't understand. There's a girl missing. There's another one dead. All of our cars... I ain't had to use this gun since 1974. Don't make me use it now. Look, you don't understand! Drop the weapon, I said. I said drop the weapon. Get up against the car. Put your hands up there. Spread your legs. Give me this hand. What's your name, boy? Bayleen. Robert Bayleen. Hey, Betty, I want you to run me an I.D. On a Robert Bayleen. Look, you're making a huge mistake, OK? I haven't done anything wrong here. Robert Bayleen's on parole. I'm checking for priors. OK, thanks, Betty. Just stay where you are. Robert Bayleen served 5 years for manslaughter. I'm gonna need more time to check his whole file. Look, boy, you're out here in the woods. You're carrying a weapon. Your hand's covered with blood. This is a hell of a way to start your parole. Come on. I'm taking you in. Why is Charlie locking his cabin door? What is he hiding? I never trusted Charlie as far as I can throw him. I saw something on his computer last night. It was kind of disturbing. How disturbing? Well, I thought I saw these pictures of me. Last time I checked, that wasn't a crime. Yeah, but there was awful words scrawled across them. We need to get into his cabin and find out what he's hiding. Can you keep him busy? Yeah. Just be quick. OK, let's go. Watch your head. In here. Come here. You know anything about that abandoned bike, son? Huh? Another victim of yours? Inside. She was killed, but I swear... Yeah, I know, you had nothing to do with it. You're an innocent man. It was just a big mix-up. Get in there! Turn around, and I'll take the handcuffs off. Answer me this, will you? The guy you killed last week... why'd you take his head and hands? No, you see, I couldn't have done that... because up until just a couple days ago... I was at Maricopa Correctional Facility. See that there, boy? "Local Law Enforcement Officer of the Year 1974." That's the year I had to shoot my gun in the line of duty. And my gut tells me that you're a killer. OK, but can you just do me one favor? Can you go up to Camp Placid Pines... before we have a mass murder on our hands? Hey, Betty, it's me. You got me a name yet on that headless body? Well, keep working on it. Somebody's got to be missing him. Listen, I want you to call Maricopa... and find out about our boy Bobby here... when he was paroled. Enjoy the view, Bobby boy. The Sheriff's got you now. Come on. Shit. Come on! Come on. Damn it! Come on. Open sesame. - Hurry, Peter. - I'm trying here... but I flunked out of locksmith school. Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on. I'm impressed. Charlie? Do you need a hand? Don't do this to me. Nothing good ever comes from girls going into dark basements. Charlie? Charlie, that better be you. Hello? What, are you checking up on me? I just thought I'd come help. Well, you're doing a great job so far. Just trying to run a wire to the generator. Sorry, I didn't... I didn't mean to get in the way. I just... I just wanted to see if you were OK. Sure you did. Don't! What are you doing? Oh, you are such a prick tease. First Eric, and now me? Charlie, just get that thing working... so we can get out of here, please. Let's see what you've really been up to, Charlie. Oh, my God. He's been taking pictures of Sarah. Oh, my God. It's disgusting. Piece of shit. You know what? This is gonna take me hours to solder. What's that noise? What is that? It's my computer alarm. - Your what? - My computer alarm. Someone's at my computer. You set me up. Oh, you wish, you paranoid freak. Let's just get this piece of crap working... so we can get out of here, please. You are such a spoiled brat. You always had to have everything you wanted... whenever you wanted it. What are you jibbering about now? Eric! And you didn't even really want him. You didn't care about Eric. You just had him because you could. What are you saying? What does my relationship... with Eric have anything to do with you? Because he was my best friend, OK? And you killed him! All of you! Can we forget about your little crush on Eric for a second... and get back to the job at hand, please? It wasn't a crush, all right, you stupid bitch? Oh, no, I'm sure it's a full-blown obsession... you little stalker. Oh, God. Sarah? Sarah! Sweetie. Sarah. Sweetie. Sarah, come on. Come on. Come on, baby. There's Bobby, Allie... Jack. Eric's on here too. It's Charlie. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Sarah? Oh, my God! No! Oh, my God! It was an accident. It was an accident. "Look under the bed. " This is a joke, right? It's another sick joke. Don't move. Don't move. Don't move. Don't show fear. I don't deserve this. I really don't deserve this. And I'm gonna kill it. I swear to God. Michelle! He killed her, and he's gonna kill us, too. I... I can't believe it could end like this. Michelle, wait! Michelle! Wait! What the hell are you doing? Someone will come, right? Eventually? The Sheriff will be by. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon. And for the rest of our lives? Clich clich, clich. We'll be all right. Sheriff. - Phone. - Huh? This is Sheriff Pearce. Uh-huh. Really? What's happening? Uh-huh. Is that right? Guess I'm gonna have to let him go. Well, look, go ahead and fax that on over to me, will you? What's that? All right. I'll check it out. Seems like I got some apologizing to do. I'm not above saying I'm sorry. When a man's wrong, a man's wrong... and I was wrong. Your parole story checked out. You couldn't have had anything to do with the murder... in the woods the other day. Forensics just IDed the headless victim... and they're faxing over the details. OK, good. Now you can take me to that camp... before we have a whole morgue of victims to identify. I got myself a call. I got to go check out a report of a burglary in Sand Canyon. Yeah, but they're in danger up there. I'm here to protect and serve the whole community... not just you and your little friends. I'll be back shortly. It's cold. I thought I'd bring some whiskey for you guys. I was gonna flamb desserts for you. That's a lovely thought. Well, maybe next time. I don't think there's gonna be a next time, Peter. Oh, I understand. You've got your life back in the city to get back to. You could always come with me. I know home is where the heart is, but... I don't have a home anymore. Why? What happened? Long story. Tell me. Another time. Where is that fat fuck? I know you're a fan of clichs, so... here goes. The earth just moved. A bird in the hand's worth... This stuff's got some kick. Have some more. No, later. "The body has been identified as Peter Bishop. " That can't be right. If that's Peter Bishop, then who's... What's that? It's OK. We all have our imperfections, our secrets. You play with matches, you're gonna get burned. How'd it happen? My parents' house burnt down. Oh, my God, that's terrible. You know, in a strange way, it's kind of a blessing... after everything that happened. I... What happened? You know exactly what happened, Michelle. You were there. Eric. My brother. My parents never got over Eric's death. They didn't care that I was hurting, too. They just sat around talking about him day and night. What he would have been doing if he was still alive. It's Adam, right? Your name is Adam. How touching. You remembered! I heard about the fire, but I thought... I thought the whole family was killed. They were. I dug up Eric's body especially for the occasion. Gave them back their precious son... so they could all be together again. That's disgusting. A little sentimental, but, hey... I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy. Whoops! Oh, have the drugs started to take effect yet? What drugs? I brought the whiskey for you all. I was really gonna flamb with it, but not desserts. What did you put in it? Trimethyline chloride. Nothing special. Oh, but you might want to see a doctor the next hour or so. It was an accident. We didn't mean to hurt Eric. Let's make something clear! You didn't hurt Eric. You killed him. How did you know we were gonna be here? I've been keeping track of you all for quite some time now. You could say it became somewhat of an obsession. What do you want? The same thing you want... closure. How? By finishing what my brother started. What's that? The game of run for your life. You've got to be kidding me. I'm deadly serious. Time to play. No! Jack! Allie! Jack! Michelle? Jack! Hello? Michelle! Fuck. Hello? Jack! Michelle! Allie! Wake up, sleepy head. I wouldn't want you to miss a minute of this. You're crazy. That's what my therapist said. Before I killed him. Up you get. Come on. Is this how you thought the reunion would end? No, please! Now, I'm gonna give you the count of 20. That is how the game is played, right? I can't do this. I don't want to do this! Sure you do. For Eric. I mean, this is where it happened, right? This is where he died. And this is where it ends. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10... 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 20! Ready or not. Run for your life, Michelle. It's me. It's just me. Oh, it's Adam, Eric's brother. He's trying to kill us all for what we did. For what I did. Put your hands up. Don't test me, boy. Put your hands up. Put the hands up. I haven't fired this gun since 1974... but I ain't lost my aim. This can't be happening. Look, Sheriff, I don't want to be the boy that cried wolf, but... You're not fooling me again. Don't fool me. Watch out behind you. I might seem stupid, but I'm... - You got to get out of here. - No, I'm not leaving you. He can only kill one of us at a time, OK? Just go. Hey, there, Bobby. Hey, man, you're drooling. Do you need a doctor, buddy? Or a Band-Aid? Bobby. Bobby! Bit of a clich, but... what goes around comes around. It's almost over, Michelle! You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape justice. You're gonna pay for what you did. You're right! We should be punished! But so should you! I'll take my revenge. Adam, please. Please don't do this. I'll take my revenge. Adam... it was an accident. You hear me? I'm gonna take my revenge. I'll take my revenge. Michelle, are you OK? Yeah. Sheriff. Please have a seat in the back of the car. Hell of a job you did out there tonight. Just doing my job. Well, there's a commendation in it for you. Seriously? Officer of the Year? It's a little too early to tell, but there's a chance. You find his body yet? What do we do now that it's over? It's time for a new beginning. For a new chapter. A new chapter. |
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