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The Great Buddha + (2017)
Hello ladies and gentlemen
This film is a joint production of MandarinVision and Creamfilm with help from industry-acclaimed Creamfilm Production Co. We invited the industry's notoriously difficult Miss Yeh and Mr. Chung to act as producers I'm the director who saw it through to the end A-Yao Over the course of the film I will from time to time chime in with a few words to share my own ideas and explain the story Please enjoy the film I won't bother you for now I'll appear again when necessary Motherfucker What the fuck's that drumming? The beat's all fucked up Pigeon You haven't even weighed it Only 100? This brick here has thousands of bottles and it's barely over NT5000 I drop more on the ground than what you pick up Come on NT100 It'll be gone in one meal Belly Button My business used to be small Now it's grown Frankly I don't deal in your tiny volumes anymore If it wasn't that we're classmates I wouldn't take this One hundred's not enough? One hundred twenty? How about I give you one fifty? Ma Sorry I'm late Are you feeling better? Yes, still a bit dizzy Ma, how about I ask the nurse to get you another drip? All right All right? Nurse Could you please give my mother another IV drip? It's almost 5 already We can't hook up another IV Please Please Nurse Obama How much longer? Just a bit longer You think I'm playing in here? It's hot as fuck My underwear's soaked Hot as hell Your friend's here Motherfucker You only come when there's food? No I took my mom to the health center Work's almost over Start cleaning up In this factory, everyone shows concern for a mother's welfare It's a form of human considerateness Pickle has temp jobs during the daytime He works here as night watchman He sweeps the factory before everyone leaves Froggy, what are you doing? Be careful Froggy, can you be nice? You're making me deaf What now? Not happy with work? No, no, no Why's the Buddha head like that? The one yelling in front is the factory boss, Kevin The one grabbing ass in the back is Congressman Gao and his assistant Valrie Although Gao won't have many scenes the story of his struggle is worth our attention Ten years ago from street-level political organizer he climbed to congressman After his fifth consecutive election the deputy speaker sent him a fine mahogany table But ever since Valrie arrived Congressman Gao's mahogany table suddenly grew a new panel It's mainly for the benefit of Valerie's work When others conduct business on the computer Valrie hides underneath and operates Congressman Gao's joystick This room's dark as pitch How can we get customers like this? My boss said it would cut costs There's usually no one here Everything depends on the room inside anyway Young man, Make me some instant noodles with egg You still want that? Thank you Business is good today It's getting by One order of noodles with one egg Are you fucking kidding? A grocery and game shop isn't enough now we have to cook noodles too? You think I can do this all by myself? Belly Button loves crane games It's hard to understand why a middle-aged man would take an interest in them I always wanted to ask Belly Button why he likes crane games so much Crane games are like therapy How're you and Little Orchid doing? Another guy stole her Who's the culprit? A young factory worker fresh from the army So impressive He's very tall and has a car Having a girlfriend's just a waste of money For you going home and humping the wall should be enough Pickle Pickle Pickle Coming Stop yelling Is your boss here? He's out rubbing elbows Motherfucker He's always drinking and rubbing elbows Can you work without rubbing elbows? Does he pay you much then? What were you doing just now? Nah, I'm helping our boss clean that old Benz He ought to drive the new one Just write that old one off for me to sell You see Don't say I don't treat you well I came here specially to show you this beauty Why's it sticky? Goddamn Just appreciate it Don't fuss Look Damn good shots That ass is soft and smooth The photographer should've won the Nobel Prize Fuck Just chewing that underwear would make life worth living I can give you this pair to chew You can chew it yourself Your boss has got it good Studying abroad a beautiful wife a good car his whole family moved to America That's life Birth is eight-tenths of destiny Even the richest still eat only three meals a day Fuck Let's eat a fourth meal now You make tea Wait for me I'll go fetch some good stuff First of all, let's introduce our impeccable Commissioner of Culture Let's have a round of applause One of us Next, let's introduce the artist who studied in America Chairman Kevin As for myself Everyone knows I am the deputy speaker Bill Small Applause Louder More enthusiasm Let me say I usually charge big bills But we're buddies so for you, I Bill Small See how moderate I am Come First of all, let's invite our brother to sing a song Warm yourselves up first Let's welcome our bureau chief and our artist All right? Let's give him a round of applause Bamboo shoots, once harvested, stiffen quickly without Li Hua Fan's magic, who moves mountain and sea A girl in love should marry Don't let her fall into harlotry As the ripened rice field fears the typhoon the girl fears her pregnancy discovered too soon Left hand pulls dress over her swollen bulge Right hands beckons customers to indulge As the sugarcane is hard but full of juice The tea shop girl is sweet but keeps aloof Using thousands upon thousands of his coin Right? when he invites her to walk she's too busy to join It's really enough I'm pissed off The sun blazes over the land in June She invites him to travel to Penghu By planes, ferries, and automobiles Luxurious seafood for three meals Wax apple blossoms redden every tree But on one, a fierce wasp can be seen Ah There's a car parked outside A woman's standing next to it This one Don't worry about what's outside She must be here to see your boss There wasn't much today Good thing I went early or it would've been sold out Why do you always bring cold curry? You can't warm it with your lighter? Be glad you can eat You're so picky Goddamn This is broken It's been broken for days This curry has only carrots Not a scrap of meat If it's broken, you don't fix it? If you're so great then go find a new one for me How can you eat without television? What's good on TV? This bit's frozen Can't break it apart We can just watch the news All they do now is show car dashcam videos and call it news Pickle Your boss' old car that Benz Is he still driving it? Not in a long time Does he have a dashcam set up? He should Take it out and have a look See where he's been doing his good deeds Don't snoop in people's stuff My boss is very mean To hell with that When you finish, will you tell your boss "Boss," "I took a look at your dashcam" "I know the good deeds you've been doing" Would you say that? If you don't tell him, how will he know? Go get it Still pussying out? Did your ass grow roots? Come on If he finds out you can cut my head off and sit on it What's there to see on a dashcam? I can't tell if you're innocent or an idiot Whoa It got hard It got hard after touching you Really Are you rock-hard? Well then you want it? I want it What do you want? I want you to fuck me Kevin had left the pond earlier that day with Gucci to come to this mysterious place He asked Gucci to do some liver maintenance and prostate detoxification During that time the lady in the middle of the field called, looking for Kevin She kept calling and calling until the sky grew dark as Kevin's phone rang like a madman You're so wet You're so hard So big Is it very big? It's big I love you fucking me Like this? Yeah, go deeper Call me Puta Call me Puta Who's Puta? I'm Puta Puta I'm your Puta Puta Puta Puta Come inside I want you to come in me I want to fuck you Come inside Miss Yeh Behave yourself you're already a grown woman Shouldn't you be sleeping at this hour? You want to fuck that old hag Yeh, or fuck me? You want to fuck that old hag Yeh, or fuck me? I want to fuck you Then fuck my brains out Louder Then fuck my brains out Fuck me That's good I love when you fuck me So good Oh, so good Hello Miss Yeh Do you have business with Kevin baby this late? Please pass the phone to your Kev I have something important to say to him You're hard to find Is it that difficult for us to meet face to face? Why don't you answer? Speak Don't think I don't know You're up to some low-down bullshit Kevin Huang I'm giving you one last chance Find time to meet me right now or whatever happens after this will be on your head All right Our old spot That woman left What'd you bring that for? Didn't you say to get the dashcam? You can't just get the memory card? Why'd you pull the whole damn thing down? How should I know what card? You'd need a map to scratch your ass Bring it here For the normally timid Belly Button it's only in Pickle's office that he can speak boldly His entire life it's only in this cramped cell of a room that he can find a little confidence Here, this It's called a memory card It's so small Fellow countrymen What exactly is a dashboard camera? It's a miracle of modern science The mini-camera that defines this era Mounted in the car It records the view outside the windshield If there's a traffic dispute you can pull out the recording as evidence After all, what the modern person considers is where there are images there is truth The sounds recorded by the dashcam are sounds within the car So what we are about to hear is the horseplay in Kevin's car What grade are you in? Junior this year Junior In college I bet if we just played a little, you'd already be wet Let me see Do we need to go so fast? We're still driving Hold on a second In modern society, time is money Fuck Talk about great timing Hello Hello, special assistant Do you know this special assistant? I don't Let me inform you of the situation Yes, I understand I understand, special assistant No problem Because that's next quarter's funding Yes Yes Your boss turns into a real pussy on the phone Don't bad-mouth people like that It's true He usually acts all dignified Special assistant, please inform the Congressman Yes Thank you special assistant Good night, special assistant Fuck Always first in line for money but ask for a favor, and he disappears Your boss is good at acting As soon as he hangs up, his mood flips Where were we? You haven't even asked my name yet We're here Oh, right What's your name? I'm Cindy Cindy, huh Cindy, what made you want to do this? - Cindy - Yeah Because I want to study abroad Hello, welcome to the Forbidden City Would you like a rest, or overnight stay? Rest For a three hour rest, there's 1280, 1680, 1980 1980, thank you This place really isn't cheap Three hours, 1980 It's highway robbery Please have a relaxing time Where do you want to go? What's New York? The New York in America That woman standing in the harbor holding a torch wearing a shower cap The driveway's so long There's even Christmas lights Look, the life of the rich It's so colorful We're here Why'd they stop? Aren't you smart They arrived, what else would they do? You want them to crash into a wall? Fuck, they got out What do we see now? There's obviously nothing to see You want the car to drive up to the bedroom? You think they're shooting porn here? See if there's anything else to watch Fuck, it's so exciting Your boss' name is Kevin My name's Belly Button What a difference When I get rich I'll have someone pick an English name for me Don't be stupid Want me to light a prayer candle for you? When rich people make it big it's 30% cheating 70% background You you've got nothing Where are you from? What's your background? My background is Pineapples Bananas Guavas One's missing... Wax apples What's up with your boss? Looks like he's on patrol He keeps driving and driving Maybe he ran out of tricks I thought your boss was baller But that's all he had Searching through dashcam footage is like finding a needle in a haystack If you're lucky you'll find horseplay right away But most of the time you'll just see a car patrol Betting on dashcam footage is like Taiwan's economy There's good times and bad When it's really bad though you may watch till you drop you'll end up with nothing Fuck Goddamn Why's your boss back so early today? It's almost 3 Damn, it's so late All right, I'm going Go, hurry All right Keep out of his business What's going on? Who attached the head? I attached it I was doing it last night till dawn It'd take forever for you all to do it What're you standing around for? Hurry and finish the job Fuck You're Are you standing there silent to scare people? What are you doing here? Nothing, just taking a walk around Hold this for me This man's name is Shao-Huai Chang In this film, he's called Sugar Apple In our film he only has one line Taking a walk He's very busy every day Busy taking a walk He walks further than policemen patrol Walks harder than the village chief works But human relations are a funny thing The village is full of people but no matter where Sugar Apple's walked the only friend he's made has been Belly Button Pickle The hood ornament on my Benz is bent, Can you fix it? Okay Okay, close enough It's fine, are you praying to the ancestors now? Pickle Go to the Seven (7-11) at the intersection Pick up a package for me Boss, what package? Fuck, Just say a package for Kevin Huang They'll give it to you Got it? All right "Savon" According to the latest weather forecast over the Philippines coastal region a tropical depression has already formed Peanut I want to pick up a package A package What package? Kevin Huang the boss of Global Never heard of him My boss told me to pick it up at Savon Pickle This is Savon, not Seven (7-11) Seven's the one on the left The man appeared suspicious and is suspected to be mentally unstable Fuck, that's Belly Button He got into a dispute with police From the police video, it appears Belly Button got arrested he was carrying many unidentified items attracting police attention On grounds of safety an officer questioned him not expecting the man to attack With the help of two officers, he was finally subdued and brought into the station for questioning Your vehicle has no license plate Impound it Impound it. You can return in our car I'll drive your motorcycle back for you Come to the station to chat Chief, this is no good What the hell are you doing? Settle down, what's done is done Dear audience members there were no journalists at the scene so footage for the TV news would've been provided by police We can provide you more objective footage with the fewest edits possible to let you understand how events unfolded Unlike the police, our video is not shaky Shooting films is our profession, after all Any shaky cameraman would've been sacked long ago Listen I'm citing obstruction of justice to arrest you Do you understand? Moving on you have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer any questions You can appoint an attorney to ensure your rights If you are low income lower-middle income or aboriginal the law must allow you to request an attorney You can request an attorney Understand? Cuff him Cuff him up Take his hands Son of a gun Here Take this It's fine now, you can go Listen, next time we meet talk to me Don't get rowdy Alright? Otherwise I'm forced to do my duty Work with me here You can go Take a lunchbox with you Take one each Thanks Okay Motherfucker You call yourself a friend? You saw me getting beaten and did nothing? Sugar Apple isn't some long-haired stinking vagrant He grooms himself neatly each day Everyone in the village knows him But nobody knows where he came from One day, three years ago he suddenly appeared settling down at an abandoned naval sentry post Some say he used to be a sailor Others say he went mad from a breakup Still others say he killed a man But others say they've seen luxury cars visiting him Sugar Apple's a very mysterious guy Even his sole friend, Belly Button only knows that at night he needs to hear the sound of waves to fall asleep After Belly Button's motorcycle was impounded the first thing he thought of was borrowing Peanut's old motorcycle Ever since he won a new one at the city hall's New Year's party Peanut stopped riding his old motorcycle Since I still maintain it if I go racing with this one it's got more power than Taro's Taro's motorcycle is electric Is that right? Yeah A guy riding a pink motorcycle? No wonder you can't get a girlfriend What are you bullshitting about? This movie's black and white If you don't say it, no one will know It seems like the car isn't moving Nah Your boss is full of tricks Have some patience He's fucking sleeping My boss gets busy all day and all night It saps his energy Let's see what else is good to watch Here Here This is new I want to say hi to your little friend It's broad daylight Yeah You're not afraid of being seen? Afraid of what? The windows are so dark What's up with your boss? He sounds indifferent You're in a hurry today I want it There are so many motorcycles Hello This girl's bold Long time no see Did you miss me? Come Let me kiss you What's that sound? Sucking the gear stick How do you suck a gear stick? It tastes good Tastes so good Let me touch your little sister This girl's a good singer Once she's got the microphone, she won't let go Your little sister is so wet Damn it Don't get so damn close Hurry up and get in That's a good sound He's driving a long way Yeah Your boss is impressive Getting blown from mountain to seaside, and he's still hard He must train his body He's tough It's true It's easier to pick up chicks with a car Nah, it depends what car My boss drives a Benz The gentle lady we're hearing now was the lady in the field who kept calling Kevin before, Miss Yeh This scene took place quite a while ago Kevin's feelings for Miss Yeh have already faded But I can understand Kevin When a grown man meets a woman of skill and assertiveness like Miss Yeh no matter how devoid of feeling he can't stop his prick from getting excited Just from listening, you get hard and thirsty What else is there to see? That was real incredible Goddamn I've seen this already Let's just watch an old one Man Is your boss back yet? Not yet Well, it's hopeless then Let's watch Cindy You remember Cindy? All right, let's watch a little Your Cindy's here What grade are you in? Master, over here This way, please Here Master Buddha is not only an image of virtue, but also a reflective mirror So that seeing Buddha's face is alike to chanting his name Just as gazing at one's most respected master clears the mind of wild thoughts and brings forth a peaceful heart Amitabha Buddha This Buddha really is beautiful It looks like the image of virtue When I see this Buddha as Buddha's teachings illuminate all my mind is calmed down It's great Very beautiful But one thing I find strange those eyebrows don't seem to line up Those cheeks they seem I don't know if it's the right or left, a bit crooked And those closed eyes is he thinking, or dozing off? Most importantly he's got to raise his chin up You need vigor to liberate all sentient beings But right now he looks like he's super depressed Is that okay? Amitabha Buddha Thank you for your suggestions, Sister Beautiful work, beautiful work Global's artwork is world-famous I put in a lot of effort this time to convince Brother Kevin to take this job I think only Brother Kevin's talent could express the unique aura of Mt. Foshan Amitabha Buddha What Brother Kevin has made is art When we say Buddha is speaking of dignity of fortune of excellence it's by judging the look of his entire body If we consider our Buddha a work of art then we might as well put him in a museum, Right? Amitabha Buddha Sorry Sister Does anyone call you fat? Whether anyone calls you that I don't think you're fat Fatness and thinness are subjective things Just like whether Buddha's image is virtuous or not is very subjective Amitabha Buddha Amitabha Buddha Congressman Chen We're talking about the image's virtue right now Sorry, my name's Gao Chen is the chief secretary I don't care if you're Congressman Chen or Gao Just like I wouldn't care to talk about your relations with this lady I wouldn't discuss it with others I don't know your relationship Amitabha Buddha Amitabha Buddha Amitabha Buddha No, if Sister really feels that way then we'll ask Brother Kevin to saw the Buddha's head off Then we can fix it All right? We'll have Sister supervise the work We'll work together to get the best result Master Brothers and Sisters Amitabha Buddha I want to tell everyone while I was constructing the Buddha I had a heart full of gratitude From making the 3D model to the construction itself I always used a laser inclinometer to keep it level This idea of symmetry or asymmetry crookedness it's impossible I think Sister has a valid point Let's saw off Buddha's head and start anew As for the Dharma Assembly we can postpone it to next year to do it properly Amitabha Buddha Master The Buddha issue Is it satisfactory now? Leave the professional work to the professionals Let's put our energy into the next development for Mt. Foshan Park Amitabha Buddha Amitabha Buddha It's strange After that "Amitabha Buddha" the whole factory's mood and morale changed Everyone suddenly became lively Those who were sitting are now standing Those who were standing are now climbing Everyone's trying just as hard as Kevin even borrowing their strength from tomorrow to be used up today We've finally reached the middle of the movie I want to mention an event here Belly Button doesn't usually come here to collect recyclables But for some reason he came today as if pulled by fate to meet a man who's lost all will After meeting Belly Button this man will disappear from this world Belly Button is the last person he'll see and the last person who will speak to him What's wrong? A guy like Belly Button, unacknowledged by society and struggling to change his fortune often meets people like him whose own lives have met difficulty They try to help each other out But as the saying goes How can a beggar keep a cat? If you can't help yourself how can you help others? Ah Brother Is something wrong? Of course there is After Belly Button left this fellow it began to rain From their perspectives whether it's rain or shine there will always be problems But they've no time to ponder life's problems Because in their own lives there's an endless stream of them Society often speaks of justice But in these people's lives that word surely doesn't exist Since it takes all they have to find their next meal they have no energy to speak of such things Pickle Pickle You still came when it's raining? Is your boss here? Yeah Yeah He's back All right Well? Why's your boss back so early today? He's drunk They sent him back That's perfect We saw old stuff last time Go fetch a new one today No way It's fine No Go on Don't keep watching people's stuff You're a real dork Don't tell me you're gonna wake your boss up and tell him Boss I'm gonna peek at your dashcam Are you? It's not right It's fine, go No way It's raining so hard and I came here specially for that Right? It's fine What we hear now with the American West cowboy flavor is music by Sheng-Xiang Lin made specially as a theme song for Chairman Kevin The name of the song is Surfing With The Chairman He said the way he drives through tunnels, lights flashing it feels as though Chairman Kevin is taking the audience along to go surfing at the beach But Chairman Kevin doesn't plan to visit the beach Because where he wants to surf is on Gucci's young body If you would like to surf please find time to go with friends But remember, safety first There's tunnels in the tunnel Actually, this place is the tunnel's connecting passage The cars passing by go so fast that nobody notices what's inside Even if you took a shit inside killed someone, or started a fire it'd be hard for anyone to see They're kissing It got hard after touching you You want it? I want it What do you want? I want you to fuck me She's so direct You like fucking me? I like it Kevin has latched onto one idea Do what others don't dare to do Risk what others don't dare to risk His life has been a payoff from those gambles Call me Puta What? Call me Puta What's Puta? How should I know? I'm Puta Puta Gucci is a mixed-race beauty She's half South American so it's hard for me to tell if it's Buddha or Puta Buddha is English Puta is Spanish for 'slut' Judging from the current situation I think she probably means 'slut' Listen This must be true love Otherwise why would she be like that? Giving all of herself to him and moaning like that I want you to come in me I want to fuck you Based on the current situation there's no way your boss is wearing a condom You're so smart Miss Yeh Behave yourself you're already a grown woman Who's Miss Yeh? My boss' old flame You want to fuck that old hag Yeh, or fuck me? You want to fuck that old hag Yeh, or fuck me? I want to fuck you Then fuck my brains out Louder Then fuck my brains out Fuck me That's good I love when you fuck me This girl is really daring Oh, so good Hello What the hell? Every time it gets good, the phone rings Be quiet My boss is home He keeps talking Blah blah blah Hello It's nothing She's pissed off The girl got out of the car I'm busy I wouldn't stay either Don't leave things hanging Speak He keeps blabbering on Okay Our old spot He said the old spot Right here Right here I'm already in my late forties Kevin Huang Ask your own conscience We've been together so many years Has there ever been a time you wanted me that I wasn't there? I let you stretch me like a yoga guru Belly Button What's yoga guru? It means your boss does a lot of positions I was pregnant You didn't let me keep it You wanted me to lose it and I did Because I thought there's no love between you and your wife She's been overseas so many years One day you would divorce her and marry me Your boss is a remarkable guy All the women love him But it wasn't enough for you You kept fooling around with women Remarkable You've never treated me seriously My boss' old flame sounds very frustrated Want to break up? Sure Then pay my compensation Before, I thought your boss fooled with women every day tasting exotic beauties This girl's got feelings too Nah, your boss is heartless She fell so deeply for him So you're not paying Fine Then should I call your wife to ask for it? Or should I call your cute chief secretary and ask him? You know that chief secretary? He's my boss' secretary Kevin Huang While I wasn't home you got nasty with some old geezer in my bed You like that? Tell me is mine tighter? Or is his old asshole tighter? No I bet this is how he screamed during sex Kevin Kevin Kevin What's that sound? Weird Why do we only hear your boss panting? It's over? There must be more This We haven't seen this yet Isn't that here? That's me Stop watching I said, stop watching You always want to watch Wasn't she from the other day? standing in the field? I'm I'm heading out Belly Button Stay a little longer Stay a little longer Should we call the cops? Did you forget your mother? You want to lose your job? Fuck Don't you know cops and courts are run by the rich? That night the two of them sat, terrified Sitting there like idiots Sitting until sunrise As soon as it was light Belly Button and Pickle rushed downtown to find Brother Lin Brother Lin is normally section manager at a security company But his other identity is serving as the medium at a temple The gods possess his body What you see now is the act of possession The gods use spirit writing to help the unfortunate Basically, of those who come with questions one type is the rich and powerful who are afraid of losing it all The other type is the poor and powerless whose hearts need relief What you see now is the gods' spirit writing The interpreter on the side reads out what the gods are writing The words are called Luan They are the gods' message to believers But today, the only Luan that Belly Button and Pickle received was the gods telling them to be honest respect one's parents and be useful to one's country Belly Button and Pickle became more baffled, the more they saw What you're about to see is the complete Luan Welcome to the Homeland Safety Religious Center Defend home and homeland To exercise filial piety is self-evident Following the solar horoscope brings safety Courage's blessing carries you through the world Belly Button visits Peanut each day to pick up trash As they talked Peanut realized Belly Button and Pickle had met a bad spirit and needed to cleanse their fortunes The first place he thought of was his uncle's Chiang Kai-shek temple Uncle These two encountered a bad spirit and came to cleanse their fortunes They didn't say what it was but Lord Chiang should be able to help You two This temple only appears barren My uncle purposely doesn't decorate to promote sheer simplicity It also expresses Lord Chiang's integrity, pure as driven snow People pray to Lord Chiang? Goddamn Even Pigsy has worshippers Listen This temple after it was built 30 years ago kept failing at divination No gods would come here One day When my uncle was napping Lord Chiang came to him in a dream and told my uncle I've got the time I'm available That's why my uncle tends the temple It's not easy What does 'tend' mean? He serves the gods He serves the gods Uncle Want to help them cleanse their fortune? These gods sometimes they select certain people Motherfucker Don't know what he's up his own ass about What's impressive about tending a lousy-ass temple? Fuck Makes me feel sick Mr. Huang, My apologies Sorry for making you come all this way Don't say that I asked you here mainly to understand what happened with Miss Feng Ju Yeh So What happened to her? Her family came to file a report said she'd been missing almost a week Now even her car's missing I thought we'd ask a few of her friends to come clarify the situation When did you last speak on the phone? I think she called me a week ago How do you know her? We're friends Good friends? I think so What did you talk about on the phone that day? Nothing much Just some random stuff What random stuff? As friends, we'd just talk on the phone every once in a while Oh, right Last week she asked me about doing some investing It was just talk It never amounts to much That was the only thing you talked about? Yeah Why do I feel like it wasn't the only thing? What do you mean? I looked at her call records Miss Yeh called you over one hundred times Did she? You should know better than anyone You can't say because she called me that I'm the one who has a problem Mr. Huang I never said you have a problem A woman dials a man's phone over 100 times what could possibly be so urgent? Did she call 100 times to talk about investing? I told you already She called me to ask about investments We also talked about some unimportant trivial things That was all I've been honest with you What now? Why are we bringing Chairman Kevin here now? Deputy speaker, Sorry Let me inform you of the situation Our Chairman Kevin is an important figure in society He's done so many good deeds He has the heart of a Buddha You insult him by bringing him here I'm sorry What now? Shun What the hell did you bring the chairman here for? I invited Chairman Huang here to clarify Miss Yeh's situation I'm practically treating him to a cup of tea It's fine Our Chairman Kevin contributes money and energy to society You see if you're uneducated he'll give you money to get educated If you've got a funeral but no coffin he'll buy you a coffin You're insulting him He's a man who, if he says it, he'll do it That's what a good person he is You're insulting him Shun Is chairman fine now? It's fine You can go if you want Do what the hell you want Then what the hell were you talking about? He didn't mean it like that Listen I'm talking to you and you keep replying to the deputy commissioner What are you trying to say? Listen if you fucked around like this out in society the grass on your grave would already be this high Sorry Show a little respect Shun Chairman can leave now, right? Do what the hell you want Like I said What are you trying to say? Nah, he didn't mean it like that Unbelievable What kind of attitude is that? Sorry, no offense So can we go now? Yes, thank you Show some respect, I'm telling you Learn how to live in a society Sorry Motherfucker You get ready to be grilled at next week's council meeting Okay Motherfucker Unbelievable Have a nice day, deputy speaker Motherfucker Sit down Sit How long have you worked for me? Ten years What did you do before you came here? Temp jobs, here and there Do I give enough salary? It's enough I haven't been in this room for years The ceiling's leaking badly Why didn't you tell me? Is the A/C cool enough? Haven't used it in a while To be honest I feel like you've been lazing around without much work Sometimes when you're at work you sleep and I don't want to disturb you Your trash-picking friend often comes here to chat but I didn't complain Pickle Do I look like an idiot? No You think any shit you're up to here I won't know about it? You should know my personality This is what I think When dealing with human relations if we're good, then we're good if we're not good, we need mutual understanding Have you seen me like this before? You've really never seen me like this? By nodding your head, do you mean you have or you haven't seen me like this? I've worn this wig many years I've worn it so long, I sometimes feel as if it's my real hair Now if I don't wear it for one day I feel uneasy all over How's your mother been lately? Her health hasn't been great lately If there's a problem at home, you have to tell me I believe what humans want most is peace and safety That night, after Kevin left Belly Button came looking for Pickle But Belly Button kept standing outside, not daring to enter Pickle had no choice but to accompany him In the gloomy black night under a light drizzle the two stood there quietly Pickle watched Belly Button stare wistfully at the scenery his eyes filled with a faint longing He wanted to comfort Belly Button but couldn't find a single word Belly Button also visited Sugar Apple afterwards But that all happened in a dream After Sugar Apple awoke, he couldn't sleep again and went to a nearby swimming pool to bathe Sugar Apple's bathing spot isn't fixed Sometimes it's a swimming pool Sometimes it's a lavatory Tonight there's thunder and lightning but Sugar Apple doesn't seem scared at all He feels slightly different today He has the feeling that Belly Button's gotten into trouble That word on the sign with holes in it, is 'Visits' All together, it reads 'Meal Visits' They're specially ordered by prisoners' families Because if they're too far or busy to visit they can ask the foodservice to send a meal in their name Belly Button's been in jail before After his granny passed away the orphaned Belly Button could no longer eat meal visits But auntie still gave food once in a while treating him like their own son Besides meal visits auntie and her husband also grew scallions When there weren't enough hands they'd ask their married daughter to come home and help out Here, Button Auntie just happened to have some vegetables today So nice Somebody ordered a meal and left over a chicken leg I'll give it to you Eat plenty I wondered why there's even chicken today After getting out of prison Belly Button would come over to help Auntie would also prepare meals for him But today was particularly special Auntie not only fried vegetables for him she also prepared a chicken leg Nobody knew that Belly Button didn't eat much Other than at night when he would snack on cold expired foods tossed from the supermarket during the day, he only ate one meal But the meal he's eating now is Belly Button's last meal of the day and also the last meal of his life The following morning Belly Button was found in a drainage ditch The police found high blood alcohol in his body meaning he was probably drunk and got in a car accident But we usually hear about drunk drivers killing people Belly Button could be one of Taiwan's very few cases of a drunk killed by a driver Everyone in the village also knows that Belly Button doesn't drink Even if he wanted to drink he couldn't afford enough to get drunk After Sugar Apple left the scene he biked around the entire morning not knowing where he was biking to only that he had to keep going and going His heart was tangled in knots Appearing over and over in his mind was the figure of Belly Button Finally he returned to his seaside villa I think he was slowly realizing Belly Button dying wasn't so bad At least when he died they drew the figure of a man For a lonely drifter like him if he died, no one would realize it for a long time By then, his corpse would've already decomposed At best, they could only draw a round puddle Belly Button's death couldn't have been that simple Pickle, his blood running cold suddenly remembered that night when Kevin said to him What humans want most is peace and safety Pickle felt that something was wrong and worried, if anything happened to him who would take care of his mother The only person he could think of was a lifelong liar with no sense of family responsibility his youngest uncle Uncle These two sponge gourds are for you No need You went to the trouble of growing them you should sell them yourself I grew these myself for you to cook You're giving them to me? Yeah, you can cook them All right You only brought two? Uncle My mother... I know your mother I know your mother Did you see something nasty recently? You have to get this taken care of How strong are your glasses? Four hundred Oh yeah? One side's two hundred, one side's three hundred That's five hundred That's bad for your health Swap a pair That's better Swap it and take a look With glasses, your sight should be crystal clear Is it clear? It's blurry It's blurry? This one's not right Let me swap another pair for you Try this pair Uncle It's about my mother... I know about your mother When your mother went food shopping, I met her This pair, is it clear? Yeah Oh, right. You need to wear two pairs of glasses One for good weather one for bad weather When the weather's clear, wear this pair About my mother... I know about your mother Her health isn't well I know about your mother I met her at the health center I know already Try this pair on Wear this pair in good weather Do they work? Yeah Yeah? Ah, my mother I know about your mother Two pairs is five hundred Uncle I don't think I have enough money on me How much, how much do you have? Only three hundred That's all Yeah Get rid of this pair Try that pair on This pair's just three hundred for you then My mother's over eighty years old I know about your mother, I know Don't just talk about your mother From start to finish, Pickle didn't have a chance to talk He even paid NT300 to buy this pair of glasses The problem is, it was his original pair Pickle didn't complain about his uncle's behavior But treated this way by the only man he could ask he felt his hopes inside fading Destiny has a way of teasing people That afternoon Kevin asked Pickle to take Mother Pickle to the hospital for a check-up He even arranged for a hospital stay But after a long examination they didn't find any cause so she just stayed overnight and received IV support Pickle felt very alarmed that Kevin was doing this for him He didn't know what Kevin's intentions were He just felt like air was trapped in his chest that couldn't find an exit The sun was strong for those few days Pickle, feeling ill at ease decided to take care of the leaking roof He went to the deputy speaker's service office and found a discarded election banner Displayed on the banner was Bill Small "One vote, one devotion" with a face promising civil duty The deputy speaker held passion for justice and gorgeous women and was first in line to protect citizens from harm After spreading the banner Pickle sat alone on the rooftop and slowly came to a decision to take a look at Belly Button's house Nobody had ever gone into Belly Button's house Even Sugar Apple sat outside when eating with Belly Button Pickle must've been the first to step inside Belly Button's house and without Belly Button's permission either Sitting in Belly Button's UFO house Pickle wondered, this guy who always used to bully him where was he now? Looking around the bed it was all dolls that Belly Button had caught and models cut out from magazines Pickle only realized then how little he really knew about Belly Button I think that even though we live in a space age and mankind could long ago ride ships to the moon we'll never be able to explore the universe of others' hearts That day there were two big events in southern Taiwan One was the Dharma Assembly to pray for the nation The other was Belly Button's funeral On the way to the gravesite the sun was shining brightly But the road was flooded for no apparent reason Pickle and the others stood hesitating on one side But Belly Button had already reached the other side as if to tell Pickle that escorting him this far was enough The next step he would walk slowly and alone Peanut There were really no other photos? Find one yourself It's a good thing he was arrested It was on the news so I could find screenshots online or we'd be out of luck Not a scrap of ID I'm telling you Good thing it existed Nobody knew him anyway Fuck you What the hell did you say? What? What the fuck? Fuck you What the fuck? What? Come on What the fuck You wanna fight? Let's fight Fuck you Fuck Bring it on, motherfucker Fuck you |
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